Maz Jobrani - Rich Iranians

[MetaMW66]

"insert something about the top comment" 8======> top comment

[Uzzlangified]

Tehranjeles

[PooyanEblis]

dude you're amazing

[bobmoore20]

hey buddy

[LilMsPersianallity11]

Well duh..

[bulavo]

Iranian comics only talk about Iranians!

[sinahpr]

@bulavo Cuz they're funny enough xD

[dtruth20091]

LOL

[ankithvyas]

@vika0194

What about the "Parsis" who had to flee Iran and go to India when the Muslims invaded? What exactly do they count as?

[PLOpro1]

 HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP!!!!

[MrRebelion2009]

the truth is,we iranian never care about color. anyone who starts argument about iranians or indians skin color,should be a racist who thinks darker color means cheap and low class, thats what iranian never think like that. we even not thinking about it that color matters, money yes! acting high class yes, but i know nobody who says aaa that guy is dark skin,... as its a fashion in my country to have tanned and dark skin! we pay lot of money to changed our skin to tanned! :X

[cun7us]

Can't say I really find this guy funny at all

[danrezae2]

you take our oil we take your land



[Uprising771]

the iranian ppl who own big real estate in LA are all jewish

[MrAmirr76]

He Rocks:)

[IamKurdSon]

@thphaca Kurds, Irianians, and Afghans are Aryan "white" in your words.

[ferymythologhy]

idiots in iran gives brown and white

[joonijoon]

Jobrani needs to know that the Japanese actually owned much more than any other immigrant in all of California. But all was taken away due to WWII hysteria. Nothing of that scale would happen again, but dont tempt the beast; it has a profound hunger, its roots are European and it takes or takes back what it wants.

[TheBigfranco1]

@YeshuaPeace They don't look white

[punkuddha]

@TheBigfranco1 who gives a shit

[thphaca]

It's nice to see a Persian perspective of things. That's what I love about comedy. The whites, blacks, Mexicans and Asians have their stories, but I don't hear much from the middle-easterners. There's a ton of fresh material that can be made for that subject.

[YeshuaPeace]

@thphaca Persians are white

[hockeypark]

@YeshuaPeace Persians are brown

[05candyman]

Persians are like the americans of the east. we are cocky, annoying and everybody hates us. no wonder we hate each other.

[Seleuce]

@05candyman LOL NO way you are more cocky than any Turks, Palestinians or Afghans, let alone Iraqis. From all the Near- and Middle Easterners I met (it was many!) I liked you Persian people best. :)

[The123qwertyui]

LOOK LEFT---------->YOU FAILED

[tenshinhann1]

I LAUGH

BUT

HES TELLING THE TRUTH 

[BonkersTheBear]

This dude is the shit dude.

[mehrdadtehrooni]

TELLING THE TRUTH KEEP GOING BROTHER

[nassrin26]

ay racist bitches. if you dont like persians, gtfo. We, persians, are proud of who we are and we stand by it. Iran <3

[crayolaking11]

Is that the guy from Friday After Next? Mr. Moly!!!!

[MintyHippo06]

This is good but the Iranian chuck norris video on youtube "Eshuck Nowruz" is way more hilarious! haha

[Maziyar]

Yezzir.

[NexisFilms]

Didn't know Neil Strauss does Stand up ..

[bitasalek]

u take our oil ,we take uuuur land awesome!

[lovepoison102]

Haha true true

[voyager71390]

"insert something that was said in the video here" -----------> top comment

[ShaithMaster]

@voyager71390 "insert "insert something that was said in the video here" " mocking the mocker

[kalipate]

that awkward moment when someone says that awkward moment when the two top comments are the same

[j7512]

HAHAH this guy is freaking hilarious!

[TheChelseaFEVER]

Margaritta strawberry dakari And the Building

[sportace2]

Thumbs up so the top 2 comments aren't the same

[mondona5]

ALL PERSIANS WATCHH :)

youtube.com/watch?v=0UTnf7_4vY­o

[persianboy153]

lolz.. check out my page IM FUNNNY!!!! lolz.. k, bye!

[seyni123]

i like persiann jokes :p

[HistoryLubber]

The United States doesn't import any commodity from Iran, much less oil.

[imashortdude]

the awkward moment when the top comments are the same...

[Alipashaa]

:)

[galil187]

its like persian monoply

[ariansaatchi]

THATs Rightttt!!!!

[ua1ntg0tn0pancakem1x]

LOL you take our oil, we take your land. Hello.

[buckinray18]

HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP!!!!

[LuvTheGfunk]

holy moly donut shop

[americangangster86]

Jobrani Sucks. Russel Peters kills him.

[debateSlayer]

@americangangster86 its really a matter of opinion. russell peters was just the first brown guy to explode (no pun intended) off racist material. Even i can make you laugh talking about various races and doing accents. Its just how the trajectory of the comedy world developed, and obviously a matter of opinion, i actually think russel peters is a shitty comedian and i've been into comedy for almost 30 years ;-| ... so you see , it is simply a matter of opinion. Believe what u wish my friend

[yogd4life]

@americangangster86 Ruseell Peters has had the same material for years and thats it..no new material...Jobrani atleast freshes up on his material so he wins in the end

[jonykakuyo]

"you take our oil we take your land"

[FERRARIZRKOOL1]

I feel proud to be iranian

[djlive408]

Good one

[DarkReapersGrim]

Fuck yea! Iranians DESERVE American and European lands. Those TERRORIST westerners not only have taken Iran's oil, but they overthrew the DEMOCRATICALLY-ELECTED Dr. Mohammad Mosaddegh. So FUCK YOU America.

[Anfmethodjor]

The Californians felt a bit awkward by that joke. But he made it very funny: You take our oil, we take your land.

[Ilusionariat]

LOved it.... you take our oil, we take your land!

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

sorry not funny. i watched all his stuff and gave him a chance. not clever and noteven true.

[65Nuttah]

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta It's ok to be jealous.

[votumseparatum1]

@65Nuttah lol. He is jealous!! Jobrani is one of the funniest guys ever!

[The0therKyle]

so true



[rozita3003]

"you take our oil, we take your land" ha ha ha

[021jaguar]

@rozita3003 well that's true

[imstillyoshi]

Maz is awesome. He relates to everyone in the crowd by making a point about LA, and then brings in a fact from his background for an original setup. And then to wrap it up, his actout is an original loveable character with good punches. LOL "AND THE BUILDING AND THE BUILDING".

[Bizhan85]

Bijan-Boulevard.... i liked that :D

[maugaa]

HOLY... MOLEY... DONUT SHOP!

[Guitarherogirl25]

This Guy Was In Friday After The Next.

[Guiltybaron]

hahahaha :D

[ohsolovelyy24]

maz is hot! :p

[yogd4life]

u know these rich iranians are actually jewish lol...its weird but true...

[debateSlayer]

@yogd4life yes it is true, Iranian jewish community is massive, another aspect of iranian diversity blocked out by media because it doesn't favour their "war against iran" argument. Rednecks would think... Wait a minute...??? we are supporting jews against iran, while iranian jews are booming out economy..??!?!?! thats right people! READ BETWEEN THE GOD DANG OL' LINES!

[yogd4life]

@debateSlayer yeah and i think they own a big percentage of the real estate in the hollywood area too

[tehmaninblack]

@debateSlayer

Fuck the Regime

Love the Iranians

[IRANISHIAPOWER]

fuck iranian royalists who sell their culture and want to become american!!!

[andy0705b]

@IRANISHIAPOWER true iranians arent muslims they are westerners that happen to be in the middle east . they are clever funny people

[yogd4life]

@andy0705b actually most are muslims...i dont know where u get ur facts from...but the majority of the people are muslims

[GordonFreeman1287]

@andy0705b

well i dont know how you define "true iranian" but my iranian passport speaks for itself i guess ;) oh btw i am a muslim, i am royalist and i live in the west(and i like it) :-)

maz is the best, i love his jokes and his acting :D

[TheDontlogoff]

its funniy cause its true

[Emogirl1000100]

amaaaaaazing ... :))))))))))))))))

[shadowviper12]

I love Esraberree dakehrees

[B4reel200]

Ok, I'm about to go (insert activity here). I better have top comment by the time I come back.

[ArtDaUr]

you take our oil, we take your land :D

[Cydira]

I love this guy! He gets laughs from stories about where he comes from but also promotes it. That's really great.

[spitama1234]

LOL

[mnypwrrspkt]

only, we dont pay for their oil

[MissFridaK]

HOLY SHIT HE WAS ONE "13 hgoing on 30" ! 

[blaticavenue]

Create a Laugh Factory in Houston! ily

[L8rBek]

Hahahahaha "You take our oil we take your land!"

[LAYITLOOSE]

I love this so much YAY PERSIAN. favorite line in this is "you take our oil we take your land" HAHAHHAHHA

[Kainthemain]

brilliant

[MacPr0xnxx0]

I'm persian buy my parents are not like that

[casper123]

This guy's good. Gonna look for more.

[xxLilJXxX]

this guy is now favorite comedian

[P3AC3OUT1995]

LOL You take our oil we take your land, hello! XD so true so funny ^-^ revenge bitch's XD

[bollinbol]

Persian Jews own LA not Muslims Iranians there to busy funding Hezbolla and Hamass

[xRhythm]

More Maz Jobrani!



[blakka91]

man this guy is always funny

[SupaAmi]

God damn it. I want a building too.

[gahdamnjairus]

holy moly donut shop!

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@gahdamnjairus XD LOLOLOLOLOL

[benzagel]

Maz is so good! Love to see a special of him.

[ILUVFFANDKH]

i love the last part lol

[Hiyrustrider]

Now this is comedy! Love this guy!

[Toddavid85]

Maz Jobrani I WANT MORE ! Maz Jobrani PLEASE POST MORE VIDS ! He is sooo funny !

[dudewhatisthepoint]

the jokes are bad. People are just laughing at his Iranian accent

[Hrko1992]

''you take our oil we take your land'' cracked me up instantly hahahha im still grining :D

[StephonST]

Was I the only one who didnt think he was that funny?

[yellotheemcee]

@StephonST i thought he was funny but not like fall off your chair funny in this one

[cinebaz]

You should close down the comment option in the first week or something,

The comments do ruin the laugh u would have otherwise

[418608]

Please please please put out longer segments.

[akuma4u]

thelaughfactory, why dont u post longer clips showing more material instead of 2 min tidbits? please and thank you

[k5lta]

Mr.Moly!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krewpaul64]

You take our oil, we take your land. Hello!

[BigThangsPoppinMayne]

"you take our oil, we take your land" thats really smart lmao never thought about it that way

[MirkotheGreat]

GUYS more content =D. I know i dont mean the whole skit or anything. I just mean more videos like these more often! Love this stuff keep it up.

[ethan1336]

I must second ESCAPEDCONVICT, when I log on to youtube everyday it's mostly in hopes that theres a new laugh factory video

[Hepaotus]

Made me so happy to see Maz here again :) He is one of my favorites.

[SadlifeProduction]

I'm Persian and I'm broke as shit...... should've saved up for a bulding

[votumseparatum1]

@SadlifeProduction lol.

[benniquaid]

I always get excited when I see a new upload from The Laugh Factory

[aassaa99]

its true i met many rich Iranians back in the day when i lived in LA-didnt really like'm tho

[hcblue]

Maz is frickin' hilarious. I hope you continue to post moar videos of him.

[alokeezy]

who reads the comments before watching the vid? this aint lemonparty or bluewaffle here

[aspenaspen]

Starting of by saying "We are taking over california" is not the smartest idea imo. It makes people be like "ehm fuck no your not" (hostile in other words) but he was funny!

[ASealUponThineHeart]

I love this guy!

[heratus007]

you don't own shit baldie;

[dlacc187]

this was lame

[PRtoRP]

@dlacc187

That's why he gets paid to do this...exactly

[GAOF13]

Thanks for all the comments that give away the punchline : |

[thaman8809]

lmao

[dropoutnotbombs]

1 post funniest line

2 get thumbs

3 ruin funniest line

4 rinse and repeat

[DaBearsManiac]

@dropoutnotbombs

1 post funniest line

2 get thumbs up

3 get hated on

4 they recieve thumbs up

5 you don't care cause you have a life

6 rinse and repeat

[orrin4]

@dropoutnotbombs Flawless victory

[Wutwut1n1]

@dropoutnotbombs this is why i hope to never be famous

[gut197]

@dropoutnotbombs 5 you get 105 thumbs up after posting this comment

[TheloniousKeys781]

@dropoutnotbombs Get ready, cuz now we're gonna ruin this shit.

[S2Spartan1]

@dropoutnotbombs your mothers a whore

[stealthstyle1]

really awsome hahahaha

[xrastinatora]

bahahahaha xD

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

the laugh factory is now my favorite youtube channel :-)

[TheLaughFactory]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01 Thanks!

[TransientWriting]

@TheLaughFactory love when i log in to my homepage and i see that great orange sun background in my queue... im from the east coast but one day i need to come see the place. maybe catch a bill burr set

[nycpd75]

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[Kishwick]

@nycpd75 they wont just upload the entire set... you have to GO to the show to see that. most comedians repeat their jokes @ different places too so uploading the entire piece would ruin their actual show if you've already seen it here....

[mihaelab992]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01 Always has been mine :)

[Rebel1414]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01 not only yours ;)

[kitkenia]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01 i know mines too

[alexcr16]

Maz jobrani o.O outstanding :D

[bbphnix]

you take our oil we take your land...

I'm speechless.....:))

[mendebone]

2Nd

[cokiesQ8]

1st

[TheRealChaos666]

@cokiesQ8 @mendebone idiots.. say somethig other then 1st and 2nd.. or get a life!