I have to say, I was a little dissapointed with the 3rd person fighting and the lagg, but I'm not too picky with the graphics, and I got used to the gameplay.. It's a good game, but nowhere near as good as oblivion..
After playing Two Worlds I was left feeling like a shit emerging from a fat mans anus. Like sperm cells being released into some fucks arsehole. Like the first time your girlfriend realises your penis is half an inch long when erect. Like a fucking lion being killed by its only infantile dead son of a fetus. Like winning a sexual session with milky grandma titties. Like when a chav has no more ciggies. Like when your arsehole bleeds a fucking purple goo!!? Dissa-fucking-pointed
like i said in the other set of comments in two worlds u face up to 5 dudes or more but in oblivion your more then likly to die if u face more then 3 ppl but the two worlds story line do make any damn sence
I got it on PC and it runs well (put some images or videos)....Groms(goblins) are at first a bit hard but hey it`s challenging you have to use your brain a bit.ENGLISH voice acting is bad but in other languages is pretty good.Combat is little crapy i agree on that but Graphic is great (and way better than Halo 2 ).
Its probably the most amazing one I've ever seen. Far better than Oblivion and Gothic's combat. It's pure hack and slash,you need to have skill for melee combat.
@heheIvan Well you were ripping on Gothic's combat and that it sucked so i guess you have only played 3 and 4 because number 1 and 2 are completely different (combat wise) and probably have the best combat in a rpg game ever!
I now see that I said TWII had better combat. Well, I am not sure why I said that, but I seemed to have a good reason.
TW actually does have a good combat, I can't remember if it was challanging though, and also, Gothic and Oblivion have great combat systems, though Oblivion's is easily exploitable.
dude, you don't need to have skill to repeatadly slam the right trigger (on the Xbox 360 version anyway), and press the B button to jump back from attacks (again on the Xbox 360 version). the combat is about as engaging as pouring salt into your eyes.
They are not goblins they are groms also the game may not be as "realistic" as oblivion howevere the map is huge the cities are massive and no thirty minute load screen for cities or dungeons well there are load screens for dungeons but only about ten literal seconds thats one mississippi long ass word lol.
Next Time Think up a script or rehearse before you start recording you'll sound more intellectual and less retarded But your right Two Worlds Sucks ass through a straw.
Fuck you, kid! You shouldn't rant on shit, you can't even record yourself talking, so who the fuck are you to be talking shit about a game company!
Ryuuken24 9 months ago
I have to say, I was a little dissapointed with the 3rd person fighting and the lagg, but I'm not too picky with the graphics, and I got used to the gameplay.. It's a good game, but nowhere near as good as oblivion..
000ashleemee000 1 year ago
that isnt cool man ur GAY!
bomberman326 1 year ago
Thats a good way to put it, "I wanted it to be good, but it isn't."
SoSaysJohnny 1 year ago
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After playing Two Worlds I was left feeling like a shit emerging from a fat mans anus. Like sperm cells being released into some fucks arsehole. Like the first time your girlfriend realises your penis is half an inch long when erect. Like a fucking lion being killed by its only infantile dead son of a fetus. Like winning a sexual session with milky grandma titties. Like when a chav has no more ciggies. Like when your arsehole bleeds a fucking purple goo!!? Dissa-fucking-pointed
DragonBlood91 2 years ago
i think this game would be decent if it didn't have the worlds slowest frame rate.
atokad234 2 years ago
give two worlds a break it was the first game they made, and its pretty good; graphics arn't bad; and two worlds 2 will rule when it comes out!
two worlds 2 comes out 25th september 2009.
ddangermann 2 years ago
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ddangermann 2 years ago
like i said in the other set of comments in two worlds u face up to 5 dudes or more but in oblivion your more then likly to die if u face more then 3 ppl but the two worlds story line do make any damn sence
youngmiere 3 years ago
I got it on PC and it runs well (put some images or videos)....Groms(goblins) are at first a bit hard but hey it`s challenging you have to use your brain a bit.ENGLISH voice acting is bad but in other languages is pretty good.Combat is little crapy i agree on that but Graphic is great (and way better than Halo 2 ).
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Karrluka 3 years ago
OMG WTF?!??!
COMBAT CRAPPY?!?
Its probably the most amazing one I've ever seen. Far better than Oblivion and Gothic's combat. It's pure hack and slash,you need to have skill for melee combat.
heheIvan 2 years ago
@heheIvan HAVE YOU PLAYED GOTHIC 1 AND 2 n00b?
bomberman326 1 year ago
@bomberman326
What does gothic have to do with anything?
heheIvan 5 months ago
@heheIvan Well you were ripping on Gothic's combat and that it sucked so i guess you have only played 3 and 4 because number 1 and 2 are completely different (combat wise) and probably have the best combat in a rpg game ever!
bomberman326 5 months ago
@bomberman326
I now see that I said TWII had better combat. Well, I am not sure why I said that, but I seemed to have a good reason.
TW actually does have a good combat, I can't remember if it was challanging though, and also, Gothic and Oblivion have great combat systems, though Oblivion's is easily exploitable.
heheIvan 5 months ago
@heheIvan
dude, you don't need to have skill to repeatadly slam the right trigger (on the Xbox 360 version anyway), and press the B button to jump back from attacks (again on the Xbox 360 version). the combat is about as engaging as pouring salt into your eyes.
melistentodeathmetal 1 year ago
who ever says the game ruls they can suck my huge balls i got the game and it sucked my balls so bad they where red for a week
pauly202 4 years ago
lol stfu.
Even though it's ok to be stupid i just dislike when stupid people are stupid. They should STFU!
You got the game and didn't like it,you started it,deleted.
We say it rules because it does you dumbfuck,i say i like the game because i do,and if i do it has to be good.
This game is a gem. Screw other opinions.
heheIvan 2 years ago
@heheIvan DERRRRPPPPP
ilikeherpyderpystuff 5 months ago
@ilikeherpyderpystuff
HERPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
heheIvan 5 months ago
that's just not cool, when you feel wierd lol
thorrrrny 4 years ago
that's just not cool, when you feel wierd lol
thorrrrny 4 years ago
A girl or a boy?
ustolminame 4 years ago
it's obviously a boy.. i dunno how ue can't tell
thorrrrny 4 years ago
the game is not that bad so i dont wat people are talking about but fuck all yall bitches and it's a game come on people it's good for wat it is
varvenvel 4 years ago 3
This game sucks balls!
ARX78 4 years ago
two worlds rocks
101marc101 4 years ago 2
The Xbox360 Version SUCKS
The Version for the PC looks better
KraySilence 4 years ago
This isn't even a rant... It's like... hesitation station, at least put footage in the background.
Sydrael 4 years ago
bahahhahaha i can not "penetrate them" aabahaha
sli93 4 years ago
big wang cheese
sli93 4 years ago
Also i me myself have only died about maybe five times. So I could not say you die alot in two worlds.
rapeistaction 4 years ago
big lonmg sitcky cheese
sli93 4 years ago
i agree TWO WORLDS SUCKS!!! SOUTHPEAK GAMES SUCKS
Chiefbigtree 4 years ago
penis
sli93 4 years ago
it takes you 50 seconds to tell us what your ranting about -.-
dartheagle2 4 years ago
They are not goblins they are groms also the game may not be as "realistic" as oblivion howevere the map is huge the cities are massive and no thirty minute load screen for cities or dungeons well there are load screens for dungeons but only about ten literal seconds thats one mississippi long ass word lol.
rapeistaction 4 years ago
I totally agree............................NOT!!
SimplePie1 4 years ago
@SimplePie1 Good job Borat...
1stNightingale 1 year ago
That makes a whole lot of sense. Keep in mind that it was about midnight so I wasn't thinking.
SimplePie1 4 years ago
Next Time Think up a script or rehearse before you start recording you'll sound more intellectual and less retarded But your right Two Worlds Sucks ass through a straw.
lunatizm27 4 years ago
I totally agree the bloods fucking gay to i meen its next gen the need to to step up
Gdogg57xbx 4 years ago
No, no. I was correcting your spelling and/or grammer.
woodchunkz 4 years ago
Correction: "You suck."
If you mis-understand this then it will turn out to be a very comical series of events.
woodchunkz 4 years ago