I'm Alan Partridge Series 2 Episode 3

[MHD1323]

Blast out the scum!

[tdwtxxxbridgettexxx]

LYNN THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE !!! LOL :D

[gingernuts9]

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!

Sex festival???

[hovinarri123]

this was a TERRIFIC series!!! brilliant acting and characters!!! and always, i think, underrated...

[tkhushrenada]

There's one in the bathroom but I've got no cause to use it

LOL classic

[jamescowell2]

genius.

[killbotone]

ive got your kids,,,,ive got your kids dan

[townsjim]

Yes I'm convinced... he's my best friend

[MHD1323]

2 people remembered their dad is still dead

[mwinnful]

mustardess, if you like

[whitexchina]

He should've had a little homoerotic daydream before leavimg the sex festival.

[DANNYM35]

Karen Coleman, Coleman's Mustard, Coleman?

[boosh90]

and the rest woooooooooahhhh

[liamstjimmy]

Sylvia that was classic intercourse! So thanks!

[MrAPEMothership08]

Yes! Goodnight!

[simon007mc]

Terrington St. Clement!

[simon007mc]

DAN!!!!

[DurhamGooner]

Text book.

[DurhamGooner]

Tommy Hilfinger!

[HLecterPHD]

Just bitter people.

[k8likesorox]

LYNN THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE!

[warriorofwrestlingv3]

LMAO 25:35

That face is hilarious XD

[studas2011]

Shitty zombies.

[dannyday58218195]

i love how the voice that says "Alans deep bath" is the same voice of the guy that played the headmaster on the first episode of series one!

...makes you wonder if the headmaster came running to alan begging for a job... then i think we could all agree that needless to say... Alan had the last laugh!!!

[Guedingen]

'It's like a savoury ninety-nine' - genius. Many thanks.

[cavealieniv]

"He'd like to be buried in a large satin lined coffin with a couple of page three stunners! 'They're alive,' he says.. I'm not reading this. No.. no."

[matman283]

Voodoo! Java!

[WalterLiddy]

I love how instantly Lynne was prepared to believe Alan would try to kill her, and that she was able to incapacitate him.

[ADNorthEast]

Classic Partridge!



[Truebluejock09]

Don't rub your fanny on me!!!

[djeclarke]

Frederick e-mails to say he has four children, he is the proud father of a new baby boy Joshua and his daughter Susan, 5, has just started school and he thinks that after death there..is..nothing..

[charliew211]

DAN!!!!!!!!

[ramanaldo]

It will be difficult day for me today in coffee shop, there is new stock coming, I have to cut the carrot cake... And they say nurses have it tough - totally amazing!

[andymac6263]

Shitty Zombies!

[andymac6263]

Beep! Beep! Come on mate we're on wheels here!

[petertheallblack]

s-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­d

[UncleEvey]

in off the red! epic

[petertheallblack]

Braveheart (hillarious).

[XxXRazielRageXxX]

"Was he born in a wheelchair?"

[CrankiieRascal]

il kiss you later, and the rest. woooaaah

[martyvibe]

Alan's deep bathbathbathbathbath...brought to you by Dettol.

[Masychefx2]

erm the deep bath ends at 1am... who in the f has a deep bath at 1am? lol

[Masychefx2]

beep beep room for a brave one

[SionIeuanDavies]

Lynne's face at 11:53 I cried laughing!

[dyertubexxx]

Don't rub your fanny on me !!

[bendubbzz]

I stand corrected said the man in the orthopedic shoes!

[gunsleppard]

Don't make the same noise as them!

[shitzngigglez]

i wear tommy hilfinger

[Masychefx2]

i can do a wale woooooohhoooo

no thats a homosexual

omg lol

[Masychefx2]

series one is my favourite :)

[bettypro]

she,s mildly cretinous..

[number1kinksfan]

"I'm going to give Sonya, a telephone number. There's someone you should talk too...."

[tumbleboys]

terrington st clements hahahaha

[olliepayne96]

his face at 11:36

[olliepayne96]

classic intercourse

[dannyday58218195]

karens well fit

[RichyBMelodies]

Don't rub your fanny on meee!

[davetheraved9]

"In Of The Red"

[davetheraved9]

ALANS DEEP BATH !!!!!

[AJreader18]

Jackanakanory !!

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME!

[Illbealonestar]

Thanks for your boss videos - good work

[falconer333]

I've got your kids, I've got your kids Dan.

[telo141]

That's a homosexual

[RollingPeople97]

"Calling all pigeons! There's a cat amongst you. And that cat's name is Dave Cliffton, Prrrrrrrropping up the bar at his fictional night club"

[RollingPeople97]

I love the battles between Partridge and Dave Cliffton during their change over.

[bodenao]

I don't want to be part of your sex festival

[Bootstrap193]

..DAN'S a fantastic man

[Bubinga5]

GENIUS..

[magsli26]

i drove to dundee in my bare feet after buying the rights to K9, the robot dog on casters from Dr, Who...

[tommyhall12]

ooooh! it's a good paper!

[hellomynameismercy]

excuse me, MUSTARD!?!! 

[goldensloth7]

@hellomynameismercy Coleman's is the famous mustard in England, it's like Heinz or French's. I have some in powdered form. If information is useful (not sure how it could be, but hey) ...also, mustard is used more than ketchup there I think, but maybe less than HP Sauce, or "brown sauce" (mmmm!). I'm Canadian-Australian so I'm just a colonial but me mum's an Anglophile and my stepdad was Scottish and covered everything in HP Sauce to mum's disapproval. (Not classy.)

The fun world of condiments!

[hellomynameismercy]

@goldensloth7 Dude, what the hell?!.. i was quoting Alan when he shouts over to Mrs Coleman and he goes, "excuse me mustard?!..... soo.. awkward.

[goldensloth7]

@hellomynameismercy Ohhhhhhh, I thought you were amazed that there was such thing as a "mustard magnate", and that someone would want to talk to them that badly.

And I LOVE his plans for the afternoon being Dance Dance Revolution. And I'm a girl so I'm allowed to talk like a gay guy. And I've had a few homebrew ginger beers (alcoholic) and some pills so I might not make sense. I'll stop now.

[chekkatechno]

smack her heid with a shovel!

[MrSlayer42]

cook a cat !

[finallychrome]

The look of bewilderment on Michael's face at 7:31 is priceless. Directly followed by Alan's romantic proclamation of "Classic intercourse". Back of the net!

[cipher656james]

the guy coming out of michaels house looks like a fat karl pilkington.

[cipher656james]

lol when alan attacks Lyn and gets owned.

[elwood180]

FF to 13:22, then search and watch " Hey Alan. Alan. Alan..." Mind = Blown

[thechosen2010]

"Don't rub your fanny on me!"

[rootsrockriot87]

He nearly soiled himself!

[sec0ndevolution]

I love how Alan can't stand having to share Lynn with someone else.

[fredsepp]

I love the opening to this... He thinks, after death, there is NOTHING! :D

[Ares9139]

She's mildly cretinous

[stripeysocks1]

looks like hardcore benny hill lol

[swaddyladd]

I would actually listen to his show.

[civilianpuke]

Coogan did the stunt with the mustard himself i heard. (21:27) Not even Jason Statham would go so far.

[TheWelshman98]

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan , Dan , Dan!

[TheNelsonGonzalez]

'Ah can dee a whale? OOOOOHHHHHH'

'No thats a homosexual'

[urbanmovements09]

Did you buy it down the market?

[brooksie19]

lyn these are sex people!!!

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

i've just rememberd my dad is still dead HAHAHAHA

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

"i wear tommy hillfinger"

[Jezer1990]

"And of course Skirmish; Military based general knowledge quiz show on, er, digital cable channel UK Conquest that has the largest audience share for a digital channel at that time of day in the Norfolk area"

[MrJamseyt]

'I've got your kids..I've got your kids Dan!'

[adammm1]

aye and you can smack her here with a shovel!

[paulcfc10]

whats the song at 28:30 its sounds like a celtic song

[TheSheriffOfPaddys]

@paulcfc10 Matchstalk cats and dogs

[JET1ism]

Dan !

[philyahh]

'let the dog see the rabbit!'

'which one's which?'

[SuperBonBon79]

Single hand Sue, Tackling the buffet... It's like watching a human JCB!

[KnitForBrains]

Dan

[thejacalofskaro74]

Corian is to marble what MDF is to wood...

[alienhunter94]

Well done Lynne that was textbook

[weefeatures]

why don't you guys just upload the fookin transcript, except for the TWAT comment, that was at least a little creative

[MultiBigste]

micheal=i can do a whale!,oooooooooooo alan=thats just a homosexual....kills me! lol xD

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

dont rub ya fanny on me!

[FoxeyeReview]

Nice one mate for uploading in full. TWAT, that was liquid Youtube uploading.

[Sicakes1981]

i think you have to judge each case on its merits....

[Xopher77]

In off the red!

[demondelasoul]

Shitty Zombies!

[Robsufc92]

your little finger just touched ittttt!

[woodhd]

beautiful