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  • Always wondered what this song was about. Word

  • music reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup

  • "You want to know something?...FUCK YOU!"

  • whos harry manback

  • Lol Wow.. That dude is a jerk. Faggot.

  • hmm... Interesting. I agree though with every single word of this.. Thing. lol :P

  • dude maynard would beat the shit out of this guy then he would make him eat his teeth one at a time.

  • I'm Italian, and I'm sincerely laughing for this song.

  • @JacobhatesLemmy anche io ahahahah

  • "You're gonna die? I don't think so, I promise."?

    I think it's "You're gonna die out of cancer, I promise."

    "...I don't think so..." doesn't mix within the whole message. : |

  • Questa canzone è eccezionale.... Vai a sucare cazzi sull'aereo!!

  • Americans think they their shit don't stink. Well, we should wake up. We're already headed toward becoming a communist country which would be horrible.

  • @Hydrofobic2001 are you fucking stupid?

  • @imakillamann No sir, I'm mentally capable.

  • ok, too, tool l is fuck up music but the BEST DAMN MUSIC YOU WILL EVER HEAR IN YOUR LIFE

  • *sniff sniff* Smells like butt-hurt Eurofags all up in here.

  • the greatest song in existence.

  • because italian is somewhat like spanish... i was able to tell he was saying piece of shit but the other stuff i didnt know

  • @MrMixdin i'm sorry but i dont think i was "hating", but let me correct u that i was trying to x-plain or rather tried to help u understand better the depth of the message, i dont think it was nessesary for u to insult me but its ok, i get that u might have miss understood me.

  • You wanna know something? Fuck you! lol

  • All I know is that Harry is fucked

  • At around 1:14, right after he says "Yankee", I'm pretty sure he doesn't say "You're gonna die? I don't think so, I promise."

    He says, "You're gonna die out of cancer, I promise."

    Thanks for the upload.

  • I'm and i think the word said isn't "SUCARE", but "SUCCHIARE"... I'm italian, and "sucare" doesn't mean nothing... hello! Your mothers are sucking cocks on a plane! (This isn't a slang)

  • @1equal2equal3 guarda che sucare si usa in alcune parti d'italia :)

  • @cicci666 Non nel '96

  • so did whoever this was directed to ever get cancer, die, or have their balls smashed? if they didnt, guess the black magic didnt work, huh

  • hes into black magic? O_O... i love him ^_^

  • what an asshole jesus christ.

  • Wow he's that pissed for been kicked out the house? xD

    Even when he was un-invited in the first place.

  • Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? = Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?

    Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. = Piece of shit, son of a bitch.

    Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare(this is a slang way to say) cazzi su un aereo! = Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!

    These are the official lyrics typed by Maynard onto his computer. This should rid confusion. Thumbs up so this comment will always be visible to answer questions.

  • @RockHardSalad yes i'm italian and this is the best translate that you can make.

  • @RockHardSalad

    This could have been one of my drnkig buudies leavin the voice message

  • FUCK ALL OF U!!!

  • in the last bit where it says a sucare cazzi su nu aereo, sucare is wrong, its succhiare, meaning suck, that whole last setance after him hoping someone in his family dieing soon is..... "crack, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane." that first word, crack, im not to sure about :S what dose he mean

  • @stiggelthesk8er i'm italian and i can tell u that "sucare" is a slang way to say "succhiare"; crepa pezzo di merda means literally die piece of shit (also if i believe that "pezzo di merda" should be translated to bullshit)

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  • God, I could listen to that piano loop for the rest of time.

  • This guy who left the message is a total dick!

  • that johhny is a very unfortunate guy :P

  • a number of these lyrics arent correct. look it up.

  • what happened overhere who is fucking with tool?who is harry manback and what did he do to him?

  • ahahahhaha

  • Hey, listen, i just broke my scroll on my mouse & it sucks

  • you messed up on the part he says "your gonna die of cancer, i promise." not "your gonna die? i dont think so, i promise."

  • Dedicated to Larry M

  • It's creepy - I like it a lot.

  • 1/3americans die of cancer holy crap!?!?!? i know this sounds dumb...

  • this is one of those peices of work by tool, that, truly, no one may fully understand the fully correct meaning to. so deep, and can mean so many diffrent things, just like the message maynards land lord left on his messaging machine, if you wanna check that out, just look up the lyrics to disgustipated, and it shows it as part of that song, its really rather disturbing lol. but really, i listend to this like 500 times today, its so kick ass

  • Seems to me that you are a dumbass.

  • OH LAWDY I CANNOT LIVE WITH MY INCESTUOUS SINS THAT IS BEING AN AMERICAN ANY LONGER. /wrists

  • O_O

  • "no one knows what you have done to me"

    he just kicked him from the house, or what?

  • why did he put this on maynard's answering machine? can anybody please tell me?

  • It wasn't on Maynard's answering machine, but a friend of his answering machine. This guy, for some reason, had an Italian man staying at his house and the Italian man was caught stealing from him and he ran up a huge phone bill. Finally, he just kicked the guy out of his house and then he called and left this. To me, the music and beach sound effects are hilarious because it's like they are showing him what a jackass he actually is and that they made him look foolish for real.

  • @skipadapadeeda420 thats cus ur american, u cant understad that cus this is what europeans call "Evil eye" jackass?... try class, mafioso, or desception.

  • put it in stop and you canstill hear it

    at least that happens with me D:

  • !?QUE PASO!?

  • racist ese, who hates niggers and calls white people hunkies.

  • wow...

    just wow...

    I don't get it...

    I mean I get it...

    But i Don't know what would possess someone to put this on someones machine.

    and ike187k even if its true, thats fxckin bullshit. This guy didn't make it so maynards mom died a month later.

    Black Magic. Karma comes in 3's so even if he did cast something on him, if it had bad intent, and obviously it did, than the same thing would come back to him 3 times.

  • Funny how you believe that "3 times worse" bullshit myth.

  • It's called Karma. and If you don't believe in it, thats up to you.

  • fuckin creepy

    if i had that on my answering macnine id fuckin move out lol

  • "Fuck you. fucking americans, yankee.

    Youre gonna die outta cancer, I promise" This is the best fucking part of this song.

  • TURN THE VOLUME UPPPP

  • It is "You are gonna die out of cancer; I promise." It is not "You are going to die? I don't think so, I promise."

  • dude the message was not directed to maynard ... he was in a band and another member of the band was having a friend stay at his hosue and he was from italy ... he caught him stealing from his roommate and he kicked him out ... this recording is from his answering machine ... go to google and look it up

  • no it was a message to one of the members of green jelli the band maynard was in in the 89's ... he is a friend thats from italy they kicked him out of the house for stealing things ...

  • Acctually if you listen closley he says...."I hope someone in ur family dies soon".....about a month after tht maynards mom "Judith" died of cancer.

  • that's fucked up.

  • Judith died in 2003, 7 years after that was recorded.

  • pretty harsh words.lol..send a chill up your spine .woowhoo

  • Crepa,pezzo di merda,e vai sucare cazzi su un aereo.

  • who is johnny lol.

    fuck you, die bastard, asshole, eat shit, this is fucking hilarious lol

  • Maynard does not have cancer you fucktard or else it would be all over the place....

  • It wasn't to maynard. It was to Justin I think

  • why would it be to justin he is still in the band ur probably thinking of paul anyway sometimes tool has joke songs this is most likley one of them

  • the lyrics are pretty accurate. -It is about an uninvited Italian guest who came to Maynard's house and got kicked out after he ran up a huge phone bill and emptied the fridge-

  • you got the lyrics wrong you fucking shithead. fuck you. die.

  • Italian????  Since when did Italians invent burritos?? You're burrito meat? Sound like the guy is hispanic?

  • ummm, wtf is the video about btw???? "In Italy or Europe" = "You're burrito meat"??? You're transcription skills leave a lot to be desired. That was shitty to the extreme but the rest was also terrible. You couldn't even get the basic words right. It's like reading subtitles for an english movie written by a spastic. Movie says "I'll be back" spastic writes "It's possible that, in a few years of contemplation, that if I think about it, I'll most likely not be back."

    Love the track

  • Apparently it's a phone message to Maynard from an uninvited Italian guest who came to Maynard's house and got kicked out after a) They figured out no one knew him, and B) He ran up a huge phone bill and emptied the fridge. Yes, it is real apparently.

  • I want to find the version of the song without him talking its a really nice melody

  • then again I'd just gather the cojones to kick his culo directly.

  • This is what happens when you kick out a Italian because they steal your roommates stuff. They get angry on your anwsering machine.

  • yeah Im halfblooded italian I'd do the same f**king thing.

  • That is super creepy. I love it. I imagine being shot in my beach house when I hear it.

  • yay!this is just wat i was looking for the lerics to this song!thank u!!!!!!!

  • Sounds like there's another word before cancer. Heart cancer almost...

  • he says "one of three americans die out of cancer" or "outta", your welcome.

  • I don't remember commenting on this. Sweet :p

  • At time 1:14 he says "You're gonna die of cancer, I promise."

    Anyway.. uhhh... wiki/Green_Jelly#The_Tool_conn­ection

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