Funny and Dumb Bush Quotes/Moments

[yamahaboi101895]

What some foreigners don't realize is that the general public's vote means nothing more than to show the popularity of the candidate, the electorial college is actually who put him in twice, if you look at his approval ratings you would notice that the public did not like him at all.

[sydandtaytum]

@yamahaboi101895 ugh, ain't that the truth. i was so sick of holding my head down when i went abroad and had to hold my head down when i said i was from texas. i didnt fucking vote him in, tho.

[lowrinsehan]

A lot of the people commenting about how much they hate Bush probably don't even know exactly WHY they're hating on him. Vast majority of these YouTubers commenting jumped on the bandwagon and the small amount of personal opinion they actually do hold on our president are easily swayed by compilations such as this that are MEANT to poke fun at Bush

[5quintic]

" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully."

[LeeSinTBM]

Wow!

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

he's best friends with Romney

[cmmnam]

how IS our children learning? what a mystery!

[1987mrnoname]

Knowing the right people can get you any job, this video proves that point.

[allanthemanmccann1]

that line about finding new ways to destory are country is like unreal i mean how stupid..its just unbelievable,no one read that first or nothing..like wow

[allanthemanmccann1]

you all let this man run your country...



[atomwaffle]

This man was the leader of the free world.....

[CyeOutsider]

What a telling comment at 0:34. I'm sure his handlers were not impressed that he accidentally told the true.

[TheJmestar]

all yu americans sayin bush was well dumb he got voted in twice by yu lot so whos realy dumb

[420316777666]

@TheJmestar he got in to office because he had connections in the government you ignorant fool

[novembre8211]

@TheJmestar Obvious troll is obvious

[crazy4krum]

2:27 I almost peed myself.

[PunkChick259]

Hell what an idiot

[simon199418]

DAM IT HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A STAND UP COMEDIAN NOT A POLITICIAN

[mijreed]

God damn it, this video brought back so many bad memories I've been trying to surpress.

[SpankyRavenscroft]

He was the leader of America.

[310BRIANO]

@jcc190 Lol

[MrGuerra90]

We elected him, not once, BUT TWICE!!!!!

[XxAzureNekoxX]

He was our President? FUUUUUUU-

[waiausk8er]

My boss talks JUST like Bush.. like beyond repairs

[seanwue]

Funny

[y00toobsukz]

"you know, one of the hardest parts about my job is to connect Ayerak (Iraq) to the war on terror" Who actually voted for this "person"?

[y00toobsukz]

man this guy is very funny. i watch his videos to get a kick out of him. just his voice makes me laugh. he looks like a human version of a donkey.

[Dholbajale]

Those who made him president were dumb asses

[10YNWA10]

might be a fun guy to watch a game with...but not such a great choice for president of the united states

[thanatos313games]

0:48 - 0:58 isnt dumb, its true.

[legoman2010studios]

from Africa

[prazi86]

fuck economy, and the most powerful country on earth, we're done anyway, reinstate that man on the throne and at least we'll have a lifetime of hilarious clips to go thru :D

[odinstreet]

How on earth did this clown EVER get elected president of the U.S.A.? Unfuckingbelievable!!

[prazi86]

@odinstreet what are ya talking about? the way every politician gets elected, 1) promise a whole bunch of shit, 2) never deliver ...

[XgetyostacksupX]

Instead of saying what he was told to say i tryed to freestyle it most of the time the others just say whats on paper

[tauro9091]

@Ohsnapimfunny.....it was actually 8 years hahah!



[SKERLOK]

look up joe roegan's comedy spew on GW it is so funny--vote up so people watch it

[ColonelClusterfukk]

Human beings and fish... Like aquaman

[emericaordie15]

damn that nigga has balls and we didn't do shit about him..

[gallandron]

And the worst part about us voting him into office was the fact that the runner up was even worse >_<''

[Tonydalonely]

I reckon his speech writers used to put dumb stuff in his script to see how stupid he actually was.

[XxWhoopiexX]

Don't you see the marionette strings?

[videolookerupper]

I would hope humans and fish could co-exist lol

[JoeyD148270]

Not every one can be a perfect speaker. Hitler was. Maybe just speaking normally and whatever comes to mind isnt a bad thing.

[kc86er]

STRATEGERY

[xx1c3c0ldxx]

i cant believe Americans voted for this dumb ass ROFL

[PtheSoneB]

:43 I could not stop laughing XD

[withnonamemarketing]

"They never stop thinking of new ways to hurt and harm our people and neither do we" 0:53

[EyesOnTheSunrise]

We Need Better Government Officials Coming Out of Texas. Nobody Takes Us Seriously Because We Produce Dumbfucks Like Bush and Perry

[TheGrandOmega]

i miss that guy

[XgetyostacksupX]

@TheGrandOmega me and u both lol

[LOVETHYNOODLES]

@connie its my family and i not me and my family

[IReTaRdSI]

what even happens in the last clip?

[plitas]

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully!" - When I heard this the first time I almost pissed myself laughing! xD

[Supervisor69]

0:50

OMFG!!!

BAHAHAHAHH!!!

>:D

[pilates68]

you can't fool me again. Unless we elected you to a 2nd term. Damn, fooled again!!!

[mdharis]

working hard to put food on ur family? someone plz explain the joke there.

[jacobb971]

@mdharis food usually goes on the table

[Ohsnapimfunny]

I honestly cannot believe Americans made it four years with this retarded fuck as their leader.

[ArnoldRulesyou]

@Ohsnapimfunny Now we gotta black guy :)

[Anihero69]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years*

[mattitudeman69]

@Ohsnapimfunny Even worse... it was eight

[DownSinceDawn]

@Ohsnapimfunny .......eight years. -_-

[ueyfby31u4bgvfiu31bp]

@Ohsnapimfunny it was an 8 year mandate, retard

[creator6958]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8* years

[sergisplerg777]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years

[thejayss12]

@Ohsnapimfunny Eight years

[mitza1126]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years dude.



[10YNWA10]

@Ohsnapimfunny it was actually 8 years. we saw how brilliant and well-spoken he was in the first 4 years and decided to elect him again :P

[lanaaw1]

@Ohsnapimfunny It's really sad, but really funny! lmao :D

[MisterCuriousJoe]

@Ohsnapimfunny It was 8 years actually. Even more astonishing.

[dmayfield2]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years

[101Veener]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years.

[BuRninsh]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years

[BlueKewne]

@Ohsnapimfunny 2 terms - 8 years

[sokkie1111]

@Ohsnapimfunny Well, the majority of them couldn't have been very clever themselves to have voted him president in the first place. May sound racist but i know you're all thinking the same thing.

[sports4ever5454]

@Ohsnapimfunny Eight.........

[jasonjon88]

@Ohsnapimfunny I think you mean, "I honestly cannot believe Americans made it EIGHT years with this retarded fuck as their leader."

[CyeOutsider]

@jasonjon88 - just goes to show you how much political mileage the neo-cons squeezed out of the war on terror.

[liltookie17]

@Ohsnapimfunny i cant beleive u didnt know he was in office for 8 years

[briLady7]

@Ohsnapimfunny It was 8 years, actually. And I know...I'm embarrassed too. =\

[CustomCloneDB]

@Ohsnapimfunny Ummm eight?

[4244john]

@Ohsnapimfunny 8 years with this retarded fuck, lol

[smithkyle51]

@Ohsnapimfunny sadly it was 8 years.

[black99Dash]

god bless you george bush, your still my commander in chief, not the worthless idiot we have in now!

[smh6669]

@black99Dash May you one day see the reality of the Burning Bush and his family of Satanic sycophants

[ArmyRanger871]

@black99Dash You sir are the biggest idiot in America.

[cooool1234patrick]

@black99Dash your dumber than bush himself....................ha!­ no one beats bush.

[jingodable]

This idiot blew the towers & brought out the spiritual world. Super Duper Idiot & Barack is even worst by not saying anything about it.

[jingodable]

Idiot

[bioknock]

The Result of Religious Retards!

[jcc190]

Thanks Texas!!! You bunch of inbred republican retards!

[ConnieBooLuvs]

@jcc190 I'm from Texas. Not all of us like Bush. In fact me and my family hate him. He ruined us. Please don't lump all of us in. Most of us hate Parry and Bush... We think they're complete incompetent idiots.

[Commandok1l]

reptilian

[theyoujewb]

W. was a great man, politician, and leader... he is not a crook

[OtakuViking]

TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR FAMILY

[mottafooka]

Idc that guy is funny. Its a shame we all didn't learn to relax as much as he did. If not relax idk what he taught people. Id chill with bush! Not vote for him but def chill.

[5lydn]

seriously how did he get Elected Twice!?!?! if ron paul isnt elected this time around. i swear americans. you will forever be known As the Capital Retards of the world.

[smh6669]

NEVER HAS SO FEW DONE SO MUCH TO DESTROY SO MANY.

FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH.

MAY SATAN BUTT-RAPE YOU IN HELL

[smh6669]

"ROPE" is a 1948 film by Alfred Hitchcock based somewhat on the Leopold & Loeb murder case of the 1920s. This film offers a stunning indictment of the obscenities of the human condition. A story of two privileged adults who feel it is their right to annihilate who they believe they are superior to. That killing others they feel are inferior to them is OK. That killing any living creature is yet another "privilege", but just for them.

Watch this movie, Georgie Bush, if you dare.

[TheWheelofLife100]

This aint funny or dumb,this is just plain sad. 

[MrSingingpenguin1]

Thats my bush! XD

[smh6669]

Drunk and stupid

That's our Bush

[MrTrott2hot]

george your a funny man you should have been a comedian.

but you have alot to answer for they will probably hog tie you to your triangle while you try and hang on to your owl doll place you in your pentagram and let the replilians have there way with you pistol whip you till the sun goes down and then cast you into the land of the sodomites.!!!!! Hot doggy

[raghavsd9]

lol the human and the fish joke at the begining aahahhahah americans lol!

[raghavsd9]

OMG THATS HALARIOUS XD!

[raghavsd9]

hhahahahahahhahaha LOL FUNHY AMERCANS hahahahaah!

[Miss1ndre]

fool me once....shame on?..... you?

fool me once wont get fooled again

LMFAO!

[smh6669]

I find no humor in this bag of filth.

Our Commander In Chief ? This stupid bitch is a coward and a punk and a mass murderer.

He flies off to Fla. to hide behind a classroom of 8 year olds while his Satan father and Dick Cheney, Conjob Rice, and all the rest attack the U.S. Atlantic Seaboard on September 11, 2001, and then blame it off on the towelheads.

I have no use for U.S.A. liars and murderers.

You flag waving whores out there, please do not bore me with your patriotic bullshit.

[johnsoncara]

@smh6669 Not everyone loves Bush but your comments are ignorant and racist. If you have no use for USA don't watch the video idiot. By the way, many of those "flag waving whores" have lost children, brothers, sisters, and friends to terrorism and war.

[smh6669]

@johnsoncara You have done an admirable job of proving my point.

Thank you

Racist ???

You, sir, are an imbecile

[johnsoncara]

@smh6669 Yes I believe that the word "towelhead" is racist. I am an American and did not vote for Bush but I support my troops and my country, even though I may not agree with some of the things government does. What you are doing is being vulgar and obscene.

[smh6669]

@johnsoncara What is obscene is that a freak like this drunken Bush asshole can pull off 9/11 and blame it all on Middle Eastern folks.

And you think "towelhead" is racist ?

BUSH is the ultimate in obscenity, vulgarity, and sets the benchmark for racism.

You stand corrected, my dear.

[Profitnation]

@smh6669 Oh boy another conspiracy theorist. Listen, Bush didn't knock down the towers, those shitty conspiracy videos blurred and bended the facts about that day completely out of proportion to make that claim. You need to check your sources. Did Bush throw up his hands and cheer the moment he heard about it? You bet he did. It's a perfect incident to manipulate with the propaganda machine - but he did not cause he, he was just the lucky president to be around when it happened, my dear.

[smh6669]

@Profitnation Calling me a conspiracy theorist is a compliment, sir. I am not afraid or psychologically impaired like those who believe the absurd stories vomited forth by the D.C. crew. I do not need to check any sources either. I spent more than two years reviewing the events of 9/11 and I will debate you on that subject any time you like.

I am not an industrial architect, so the Towers' collapse was one detail I didn't spent a lot time on. WTC 7, however, was controlled demolitioned... cont

[smh6669]

@Profitnation You don't seem to be a defender of GWB, as no one of any intelligence could be. GWB, his vile father GHWB, and grandpa Preston Bush, the Nazi sycophant, are the most foul, reprehensible family of human garbage I've ever studied up on. They exemplify all that can go wrong when any human believes himself to be God-all-fucking-mighty. So, sir, I must guess that you are too unwilling to come to terms with the fact that 9/11 is indeed the ultimate U.S. government betrayal against us

[Profitnation]

@smh6669 A defender of Bush? Not at all ... I hate the man, and I hate what he has done with the US. 9/11 was one of the greatest government betrayals yes, but I do not believe the U.S. government was involved directly, maybe indirectly at best and only a few select people. The US is too clumsy, and to risk the leak of such a ploy...no, no, the chances are far too few. The US took advantage (see Shock Doctrine) but the matter is far too complex to be chalked up to the white house.

[smh6669]

@Profitnation Thank you. I will look over "Shock Doctrine". Never heard of it before.

But given the actions of Larry Silverstein, Dick Cheney, W's two younger brothers, Conjob Rice, and what was said and done by one & all before, during and after 9/11, I doubt I'll change my mind.

Have a good holiday and best wishes to you and your family in 2012 and beyond.

[Profitnation]

@smh6669 Cheers!

[shootthekitty]

3:20 Bush's reaction to Phant0mManic

[shootthekitty]

3:20 Bush's reaction to Phantot0mManic

[xXPureNT786]

*Pulls Shoe off and chucks at monitor*

*Bush Dodges*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

[stonem001]

our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people...

and neither do we

[mastermedic61]

Lol, we can't forget "Most of our oversea imports come of overseas"

[Marshmellow3971]

I seriously do not understand the last one he's just turning around

[kboxerirish]

@Marshmellow3971 he spit on the white house lawn

[lilmissvix92]

the us people always claim they are the country of countries. Well, a country or people is no stronger then it's weakest link -,-

[TheBell65]

"Full me once..shame on...shame on you...Full me cant get fulled again" Classic Haha.FREE SPM AND VOTE 4 RON PAUL!

[MrVukovic]

I'm more intelligent than that guy

[HelloGudbye93]

I'm mad that this is our history -_-

[SolarOfCore]

It's mad that this happened

[Dillak47]

did alcohol do that to him

[01saltman]

Ron Paul is the president for the people.... Greetings from Australia

[01saltman]

He was chosen to be president, he was not elected.

[msfunnybunny101]

Well, it's not like we had the best choices. Choosing between two candidates is like choosing from two bowls of crap.

[Absistoreal]

LOLOL at :53-101

[ttencm3]

what a dumbass

[Jh5kRadio]

You're an idiot, Mr President.

[jannyrcobs]

To me, Bush always bore a striking resemblance to Johnny Carson. Check out the scene where he's nervously shifting his eyes.

[piemuo88]

0:38 couldn't have said it bett mr bush

[Hatekrew1987]

i have quotes by this idiots as my favorite quotes on facebook lol lol

[xtrontruth]

He fits right in the current GOP Debate Team. A Gaffe a minute.

[TheMirandaMan]

the bigest idiot to make office

[zachfresh]

@TheMirandaMan Yes look at Obama! He is amazing..

[rosieaasful]

@soloarriaga I cant believe you retards voted for this dumbfuck.

[smh6669]

@rosieaasful I am not one of those retards, and none of us can be sure what really happened in the 2000 election, in-as-much as Jeb Bush controlled the critical electoral state of Florida. That state never had any bullshit "bent chads" until the years 2000 & 2004... the two elections of The Bush. The players all had their roles, and GWB's role was that of mindless Commander-In-Chief, a role the drunken sot was born for. Cheney pulled the 9/11 strings while America danced to his destruction.

[wavegroupbassplayer]

@rosieaasful 1 of those elections was fixed, but still those who truly did vote for him, really screwed over the USA

[moenaj101]

And TWICE !!!!! Such a shame

[talsix]

"they never stop thinking of new ways to harm our people, and neither do we" W

[Riku72293]

0:35 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE... did he just let the cat out of the bag?

[3888799]

Whats amazing is this guy is not so different then the current 2012 gop candidates

[fauxmocracy]

oops i mean 1:43

[fauxmocracy]

1:45 bush's legacy

[ChuckSchuldinerRIP0]

How did this guy go to Yale?

[InsaneMetalheadpunk]

we did about george bush quotes in english earlier I have a book of the god damm things

[SoloArriaga]

Good 'Ol Bush.. I voted for Him. He's the shit. Texas gangster. Saddam tried to kill His dad, He killed Saddam. We got osama, Bush for President of The Republic Of Texas!!!!! (est. 2012)

[Pvjinflight]

@SoloArriaga Rofl, if americans voted for Bush he would just attack Iran and soon second 9/11 would be coming.

[kagome4721]

hmmm i seem to remember him saying "We are the best planet on this Earth." lol and on the Jeff Foxworthy rost he said "Okay, I know I'm not the brightest bulb in the crayon box, but y'all need to listen."

[RedDiabel]

Just remember, our country was once in this guys hands...

[therealestmc85]

I miss you, mr president. 

[selvmordspilot]

a true genius of our time

[karanadikthedon]

please no more likes after 911...

[NaPalm625]

he would of been a great comedian...

[raymondxiwei]

LOL i love Bush

[MrIcetrick]

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHAAAH

[dunemkarim]

lmao Bush is now my favorite president

[reaganlove1]

He cracks me up...