The egregious statements concerning 'gods truth' uttered by all believers is anything but. When these ignorant fools claim to know that their holy books are the inerrant word of god and are true or fact, they have crossed the line between ignorance and dishonesty; faith and fact. Consequently, the religious are therefore irredeemably dishonest. Anyone who claims and teaches others that an assertion is true and factual without empirical evidence to back the assertion is by definition lying.
I personally disagree with his view on this, but I can understand why he would want the Bible to be taught in public school. one of the major points of Christianity to bring other people to Christ, otherwise they supposedly go to hell. He has good intentions.
i fucking HATE chuck borris more irl than i hate his meme shit. i like how now 40 year old virgins are spamming his meme on facebook. hey assholes ur like 10 years too late and even back then the meme was fuckin gay. he is old as shit and looks like he has plastic surgery. i am out of shape, and i bet 25 cents that i could kick his ass. also i would fuck the shit out of his wife, bcoz she probly tired of his old limp dick. his dick only gets hard 4 jeesus nowadays and she needs fucked
Say no to having the bible in American schools. If they want to insert the bible, they should insert all the religions as well, like the Torah, Quran, Hadith, Buddhist scripture and the Analects. Children should learn all of the religions' doctrines; it just doesn't have to be only the bible.
@TheCosmodude Is that all you have to say? My comment really evaded you. I don't know whether you can understand what I wrote or you are just absolutely dumb. Whatever the case is, I would have expected something a little bit stronger from a Christian.
Well, that can be a problem, but if the school system would stop shoving atheistic views down children's throat I would be more inclined to not like what he wants.
@TheStolken "shoving atheistic views down children's throat" What school did you go to? I barely heard anything about evolution growing up because parents complained. I held hands in prayer for marching band. As far as I'm concerned, your beliefs have been shoved down my throat a lot more than mine have been shoved down your throat.
@TheStolken Eh, I actually believed in god back then. But seriously; how have "atheistic" views been shoved down your throat? How is your camp the "victim" in public schools?
@TheStolken In my history courses, I learned about the Reformation and how Catholics and Protestants killed each other for a long time. I learned about the Crusades. I learned about witch trials. You kind of have to talk about religion to teach European history. You are full of shit. Teachers talk about religion all the time, they just aren't supposed to try to convert everyone.
I was reffering to us talking about church or something in small groups. But I learned how Joesph Stalin killed 20 million Christians just because they were christian and didn't even ask to renounce their religion, Or how Mao Zedong did his best to rid Buddhist influence in China and abuse the Tibetan plateau Buddhist monks. I also learned today how Atheists are self-righteous bastards that will try to destroy religion despite the person itself because they want to feel like they're right.
@TheStolken Christians think they're morally superior to everyone and Atheists think they are intellectually superior to everyone. Stereotypes are a bitch. Name an example of an American teacher getting fired for "the mere mention of religion."
Lets see, Texas. Okay, they're pretty conservative and christian down there. Lets see why he got kicked out:
Liberal
Liberal
Liberal and an Atheist
Liberal.
Seems to me the Atheism was tagged along more for political aspects. Look, you can say what you want about Christianity, but it's my job to make sure people like you don't live their life thinking they're right when they're wrong :).
@TheStolken I AM right. Christians think they are the victims even when they are over-privileged majorities. Plus, you didn't your example like you said you would.
Don't flatter your religion. Stalin did not kill those people because they were xtian. Those estimates are approximate, and 30% of them died by famine. If they were true christians, I'm sure god would have given them bread and fish.
Noooo... the writer of the constitution "BELIEVED" the bible was a "dungpile" (exact words), and that's why we are SUPPOSED to have separation of church and state, today (not like we act like it).
Even I a British person with limited knowledge of the US constitution knows that the US was not founded as a Christian nation. Bibles have not been taken out of school, no-ones stopping anyone taking a Bible to school. Teaching the Bible as literature and history is legal as it's not endorsing a religion, it's just acknowledging that the Bible is an important part of Western culture even if you don't believe it.
This is beyond pathetic. I just love how he's talking about how the bible is being thaught as historian literature.. Yeah, as if that's a good thing -_-'
Is there another U.S. Constitution, that god wrote, cuz I'm tired of politicians saying that all over T.V.!?
I'm sorry to inform you Chuck, but the U.S. is the home of the free and not of the religious fundamentalist, if you want that move to the Middle East.
@drrobertoboogie97 You must not have heard of the other Chuck Norris, the ass kicker. Not this Chuck Norris, the wimpy bible thumper. He could still hurt you. But then he would pray to Jesus for you.
no, dick, your forefathers explicitly stated that religion does not belong in the government. he just made that shit up! there are numerous quotes stating the absolute opposite
no dick your forefathers explicitly stated that religion does not belong in politic, schools and in some instances, general society. there are numerous quotes
can't you guys see? this is a satirical joke played by chuck norris himself. by responding to the absurd demands for biblical teachings in private schools that would blatantly violate the first amendment, he has successfully thrown 7 middle fingers to the religiously insensitive christians/politicians who populate and corrupt this country.
Well, "Gina", I don't give a shit what you like, it's fucking illegal. Why didn't they just come out dressed in Nazi uniforms? She could've been Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.
Look in the mirror. For billions of years the particles which are currently looking back at you have circulated in the universe, for a brief moment they have coalesced in you. Rejoice in the impressive instant until they dissipate whence they came; delight that you are a spark of life in the universe. Life is so much more vibrant and vivid without Bronze-Age superstitions and lies that sparks can live forever. Our time is finite -- this gives life meaning, purpose and urgency. Live life today.
This is why Bruce Lee pwned Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. A bible curriculum is outdated for our time, if people want to learn it about Christianity then they will.
@Obuzzerbee Under the Constitution of the United States of America:
"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union...." The omission of God in the Constitution did not come out of forgetfulness, but rather out of the Founding Fathers purposeful intentions to keep government separate from religion.
The Constitution forms a secular document, and NOWHERE does it appeal to God, Christianity, Jesus, or any supreme being.
@Gmag300 Oh? I quoted the Constitution just fine, exact words. Read the entire comment and understand the point of quoting that single section. I think you need to learn to read, and comprehend before posting.
Meh, i only like the fictional ''Immortal'' Chuck Norris, not this bible bashing douchebag. A bible curriculum in every public school? gimme a fuckin break.
Dont get me wrong,I am a christian,I believe in God and I love god,and I accept Jesus Christ as my savior. But man,Chuck Norris is a fag in real life!!! I always used to think that Chuck was epic because of the Chuck Norris facts. But now I think he is a religous nut and a fag. Im a christian and I have friends and classmates of many religons in my school and they wouldn't be happy about learning the bible. thats why Private Schools exist.
altrumira, Can you explain explain away all of the bottom of the sea creatures that are found on mountain tops all over the world and why they are in the closed position if not buried alive? You guys ignore all the facts. Does the Colorado River flow against gravity and go upward to carve out the Grand Canyon or are the beach remains in Utah proof that the canyon was carved out in no time? simple observations. Yes, I am deluded to believe such obvious observations.
U do not understand paleontology & how fossils form any more than u do the science of evolution. The discovery of marine fossils on mtn tops, did this result in a wave of paleontologists becoming xians? NO - for the simple fact these experts know that this finding means the mountains in question were recently (i.e. millions of yrs) formed, the result of a SEA BED being pushed up.
U want to believe hence u make anything u can find fit the xian bill of 'proof' - end of story.
In fact this is a classic example of the ignorant delusional xian mind at work. Xians will deny, deny, deny anything that cuts to shreds their abysmal, bullshit faith - simultaneously they will attempt to manipulate other scientific fields, as u have aptly demonstrated, to support xianity.
Fortunately the only people they are fooling are their own kind along w/ the equally ignorant.
The delusional (xians) leading the ignorant (= future xians) - what a combination.
How marine mammals form on mtn tops DISPROVING the bible:
Marine mammals found on mtn tops = the result of sea beds being pushed up which form new mtns. The claimed biblical flood wud not leave fossils on mtn tops due to the fact they form in pools of water that lack O2 - also the silting action from these pools (producing sedimentary rock, also not found on mtn tops) covers the creatures preserving & protecting them from elemental wear.
@atrumira Your funny dude. I can't deny that. But you haven't explained why these clams and mussels are in the closed position? Clams open up when they die because the muscle relaxes. Show me one closed clam on the beach. Your thinking is not logical nor scientific. Closed clams means they were fossilized very fast. Your scenario doesn't allow for that. Checkmate.
Checkmate??? LOL Uv read some pseudo-science bullshit on the internet (I checked, what a hilarious pile of tripe) & now, like a 'good' xian sheeplet (bh-a-a-a-a-a...) u regurgitate it here
What is equally hilarious is the fact that every single link I came across: 'clams in closed position bible' -were those of a creationism origin (read: fantasy)
This is what is so insidious; the xian attempt to pervert minds w/ perverted science
But then u just don't get it. Science does not work in the perverted/ridiculous manner that u & ur kind wud hope*
And how u can go from clams found in the closed position on a mtn top (if this is even true) to an invisible carpenter-superhero & his equally invisible anthropomorphic sky-daddy being responsible for this 13.7 bil yr old Universe w/ 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+ planets is mind-bogglingly stupid.
* = why we have medicine, computers, cars, airplanes etc
But I''ll tell u what I'm up for a good laugh - provide me with a link to a PEER REVIEWED PALEONTOLOGICAL RESEARCH PAPER which clearly references fossilized clams found on mtn tops in the closed position as conclusive evidence of new testament bible passages / how this relates to your carpenter-superhero (since the jews cud just as easily claim this supports their religion).
Poor, poor xian loser :( u have nothing... yet again u fail
@atrumira So if I can get you sources outside of creationist websites, will you believe then or will you just make another excuse? I doubt it. You are going to take your data from the view of millions of years, and I would take it from a catastrophic flood. Our starting points are going to be different adn give different results. Both sides ahve good arguements on the same things. You still beleive in nothing created everything so you still have a creator.
With respect (or rather, lack thereof) for your comment regarding both sides having good arguments - don't even try to place your book of BS - the only article representing your entire religious delusion in the same league as science - the basis for which is demonstrable evidence, ideas that are subjected to/must pass repeated/relentless scrutiny.
Religion is based on faith for THAT WHICH THERE IS NO PROOF
THERE IS NOT A SHRED OF PROOF TO BACK UP CHRISTIANITY - NOTHING
@thesacredcowtipper: "So if I get you sources outside of creationist websites, will you believe then or will you just make another excuse?"
Delicious - wud u agree to this type of scenario if it came from some1 of the islamic faith? Wud u agree over the internet to 'believe' in islam as the 1 true faith if this person presented u w/ what they claimed was a non-islamic source?
U r a SELECTIVE ATHEIST, u rationally refuse to believe in other religions, yet u suspend rational thought for ur own
As for providing me w/ non-creationist sources that support ur religious delusion, be honest u have bugger all. Anything u offer will be tainted w/ xian BS.
But lets make things interesting, if u provide me w/ a PEER REVIEWED SECULAR MAINSTREAM SCI PAPER that contains conclusive evidence to support: jesus' miracles, resurrection / being the son of ur deity I'll contribute $100 to a charity of ur choice. However if u fail u must contribute the same to the atheist bus campaign.
@atrumira You've lost it man. Nothing to back up Christianity? Just about 13 historians who were not Christians wrote of that time. ARchaeological evidence that back the stories in the Bible. Millions of changed lives over the centuries. The biggest proof of Christianity is the non-stop attack against it and people willing to die for their beliefs. But you woudl just say they were all delusional. So sir, you worship both Sir Nothing and Sir Science.
Sir Science... compared to u Sir Delusion. Sadly u r nothing more than a pathetic hypocrite, u rely on science each & every day: for safe food, transportation, medical care, knowledge & entertainment - everything of value comes from science & nothing of value comes from ur filthy/brutal/immoral faith.
But if u truly 'believe' stop using ur PC to gain access to the internet, instead pray to jesus for u to be able to do this w/o the need for computer technology.
Stop going to the dr for health concerns, pray to jesus for him to make u well. Stop using ur car for transportation, instead pray to jesus for him to teleport u to where u wud like to go.
Or at the very least; stop refrigerating ur food, place it all in a box in front of u & pray to jesus for it to remain fresh.
In each case if ur savior wants u to live he will make sure u are ok & if not...
(Of course u really don't have faith - be honest instead of a christian liar)
@atrumira A study was done on "atheists on their deathbeds". Over 90% of them went into a cold sweat freaking out over the afterlife whether what they believed was true or not. I hope you will research some of the claims I gave you for I would definitely like to meet you someday in Heaven.If we are both going to be worm food at death, then we both lost 40 to 60 years of a meaningless life.If what I say is true, I will enjoy an eternity while you will suffer for eternity. I don't want that for u
More 'made up on the spot xian bullshit': this study done on atheists, provide me with the details; where I can find it etc or else I will assume like everything else coming from a xian, that this is typical made up xian bullshit.
Xians are the world's greatest liars, they will stoop to anything/everything; xians like to tell lies about Darwin converting on his deathbed - how filthy & immoral - to disrespect the memory of a dead man.
I am still waiting for the specific details of that paleontological study done on marine fossils found on mtn tops & how this proves the new testament's spiel* U implied that u had proof in the form of a secular peer reviewed scientific paper - where is it?
*even though u & I both know the whole noah's ark/flood (tall)tale relates to the OT which Jews could claim proves their religion & not yours - this has nothing to do with the NT, which piggybacks off the OT
As for where we will go after we die & your claim: having nothing to lose if xianity is an illusion (= an element of doubt, face it). Not so, if islam turns out to be the correct religion, in this instance guess where you'll be going? And there are quite a few of your fellow xians on YTube who converted to islam.
There are also at least a dozen other religions that inc. a hell what if 1 of these i
(psshh) stupid Flanders.
csavage7000 15 hours ago
Chuck Norris pees sitting down.
STUNTS1516 2 weeks ago 2
Wish Atheism would roundhouse kick him and his stupid wife in the face
mambopreston 3 weeks ago 2
The founding fathers wanted to abolish religion....
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The egregious statements concerning 'gods truth' uttered by all believers is anything but. When these ignorant fools claim to know that their holy books are the inerrant word of god and are true or fact, they have crossed the line between ignorance and dishonesty; faith and fact. Consequently, the religious are therefore irredeemably dishonest. Anyone who claims and teaches others that an assertion is true and factual without empirical evidence to back the assertion is by definition lying.
scotttebben 1 month ago
A decade of Chuck Norris worship down the toilet.
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Cult of Dusty Fuck Chuck Norris
Pantera4LifeXTX 1 month ago
This is what happens when chuck loses his beard
Madonkadonk 1 month ago
chuck's got a hot ass wife.
jdterrell 1 month ago
Bahahaha
CaptainAtMan 1 month ago
fuck you chuck
CanadianImperialist 1 month ago
So this settles it. Can we stop using Chuck Norris jokes.
He kinda sucks.
waitwhatwasthat 1 month ago
Fuck this faggot.
enyownz 1 month ago
I personally disagree with his view on this, but I can understand why he would want the Bible to be taught in public school. one of the major points of Christianity to bring other people to Christ, otherwise they supposedly go to hell. He has good intentions.
rkfan100 2 months ago
@rkfan100 Even Jesus supported the separation of church and state.
"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's" Mark 12:17
tx2vt 1 month ago 20
@tx2vt I agree with you; I just don't think Chuck deserves to be hated for his opinion. He has misguided, yet good intentions. That is all.
rkfan100 1 month ago
Hey, Chuck, thanks for ignoring the rights of everybody who isn't a fundie Christian.
Lamashtar 2 months ago
i fucking HATE chuck borris more irl than i hate his meme shit. i like how now 40 year old virgins are spamming his meme on facebook. hey assholes ur like 10 years too late and even back then the meme was fuckin gay. he is old as shit and looks like he has plastic surgery. i am out of shape, and i bet 25 cents that i could kick his ass. also i would fuck the shit out of his wife, bcoz she probly tired of his old limp dick. his dick only gets hard 4 jeesus nowadays and she needs fucked
iRAEPuFTW 2 months ago
Bruce Lee was an atheist. he kicked chuck norris's ass
Reiincarnation 2 months ago 4
@Reiincarnation He was? I didn't know that? I thought he was Buddhist.
thesnare100 1 month ago
@Reiincarnation This means it's time for Bruce Lee facts then.
Kirmelius 1 month ago
Fuck Chuck. Bruce Lee would beat the shit out of him.
TheFartoholic 3 months ago 4
Read your bible honestly and fully Chuck...
EliteDoomer 3 months ago
i became religious because Chuck Norris :)
MalukuGeleentje 3 months ago
Ooh... you're going to hell... With Chuck Norris.
Booyaka9001 3 months ago
I've always hated this assclown
NeroBaelside13 3 months ago
Chuck Norris just lost all his cred.
elementInfinitium 3 months ago
This is how Metal Gear Solid began.
molvicorleone 3 months ago
Say no to having the bible in American schools. If they want to insert the bible, they should insert all the religions as well, like the Torah, Quran, Hadith, Buddhist scripture and the Analects. Children should learn all of the religions' doctrines; it just doesn't have to be only the bible.
kangsan2014 3 months ago
@kangsan2014 say yes to having the bible in american schools
TheCosmodude 3 months ago
@TheCosmodude Is that all you have to say? My comment really evaded you. I don't know whether you can understand what I wrote or you are just absolutely dumb. Whatever the case is, I would have expected something a little bit stronger from a Christian.
kangsan2014 3 months ago
He's religious, so what?
TheStolken 4 months ago
@TheStolken He wants his religion to be taught in public schools.
ZerrickiShadow 3 months ago
Well, that can be a problem, but if the school system would stop shoving atheistic views down children's throat I would be more inclined to not like what he wants.
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken "shoving atheistic views down children's throat" What school did you go to? I barely heard anything about evolution growing up because parents complained. I held hands in prayer for marching band. As far as I'm concerned, your beliefs have been shoved down my throat a lot more than mine have been shoved down your throat.
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
I'm so sorry you didn't enjoy something good.
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken Eh, I actually believed in god back then. But seriously; how have "atheistic" views been shoved down your throat? How is your camp the "victim" in public schools?
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
The mere mention of religion in history gets you kicked out, so that's pretty fucking mean.
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken In my history courses, I learned about the Reformation and how Catholics and Protestants killed each other for a long time. I learned about the Crusades. I learned about witch trials. You kind of have to talk about religion to teach European history. You are full of shit. Teachers talk about religion all the time, they just aren't supposed to try to convert everyone.
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
I was reffering to us talking about church or something in small groups. But I learned how Joesph Stalin killed 20 million Christians just because they were christian and didn't even ask to renounce their religion, Or how Mao Zedong did his best to rid Buddhist influence in China and abuse the Tibetan plateau Buddhist monks. I also learned today how Atheists are self-righteous bastards that will try to destroy religion despite the person itself because they want to feel like they're right.
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken Christians think they're morally superior to everyone and Atheists think they are intellectually superior to everyone. Stereotypes are a bitch. Name an example of an American teacher getting fired for "the mere mention of religion."
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
Only if you name a teacher that was fired for atheistic teachings.
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken Richard Mullens of Brookeland, Texas.
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
Lets see, Texas. Okay, they're pretty conservative and christian down there. Lets see why he got kicked out:
Liberal
Liberal
Liberal and an Atheist
Liberal.
Seems to me the Atheism was tagged along more for political aspects. Look, you can say what you want about Christianity, but it's my job to make sure people like you don't live their life thinking they're right when they're wrong :).
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken I AM right. Christians think they are the victims even when they are over-privileged majorities. Plus, you didn't your example like you said you would.
1337rofflecopters 3 months ago
That's because there isn't any and I lied because you deserved it!
TheStolken 3 months ago
@TheStolken
Don't flatter your religion. Stalin did not kill those people because they were xtian. Those estimates are approximate, and 30% of them died by famine. If they were true christians, I'm sure god would have given them bread and fish.
thedvorakian 1 month ago 2
are they joking or something...?
HerGlassBones94 4 months ago
Now I understand why Homer disliked Ned Flanders all these years.
Kincajou 4 months ago
Welp. I'm transferring to Bruce Lee facts now.
julrefugia 4 months ago
Noooo... the writer of the constitution "BELIEVED" the bible was a "dungpile" (exact words), and that's why we are SUPPOSED to have separation of church and state, today (not like we act like it).
SmashtheCmachine 4 months ago
Even I a British person with limited knowledge of the US constitution knows that the US was not founded as a Christian nation. Bibles have not been taken out of school, no-ones stopping anyone taking a Bible to school. Teaching the Bible as literature and history is legal as it's not endorsing a religion, it's just acknowledging that the Bible is an important part of Western culture even if you don't believe it.
UnknownUserName4267 4 months ago
Fuck Chuck Norris
moomanjoe 5 months ago
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Not me! And Chuck Norris can go fuck himself too!
bigboy45454545 5 months ago
Chuck is so going to kicked their asses for using his face to this fanatic video.
DinoCopRulezTheWORLD 5 months ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Chuck's wife is having an affair. She's just too damn hot to be honestly so right wing.
lago4 5 months ago
Fuck Chuck Norris. Kill the meme.
versaillesNZ 6 months ago 104
@versaillesNZ I've been saying this for years! :D
Velox415 3 weeks ago
Establishment Clause. Religion has NO place within our government. There is no argument. It doesn't. Chuck and his wife are clearly wrong.
monkeyman1397 6 months ago
This is what happens when you fight with Bruce Lee, he dies a legend and you turn into a religious fucking idiot.
Don't fuck with Bruce Lee.
smartarse001 7 months ago 2
THERE'S NO GOD, I LOST ALL RESPECT TOO CHUCK
mw2fanXAX 7 months ago
it's amazing how political shit can truly ruin the comedy in everything
Slacktoo 7 months ago
Wow, chuck norris just went from badass to a fucking retard. Seriously chuck?
teremanacity 7 months ago
How the fuck did he pull her??
MoslehTV 8 months ago
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I like this. Good on you Chuck.
HarmonicaDylan 8 months ago
I like this. Good on you Chuck.
HarmonicaDylan 8 months ago
@HarmonicaDylan
Too bad there is no God.
DR000 8 months ago
@DR000 There is no spoon
HarmonicaDylan 8 months ago
@HarmonicaDylan
That statement is not evidence of the contrary.
DR000 8 months ago
@BaDumTiiiiish Finally someone understands.
TheDevineBeing 8 months ago
chuck norris is officially no longer a cool dude...
blutfrosch 9 months ago
@blutfrosch
He never was.
supaflyjohnson 9 months ago
asshole
tronulu 10 months ago
God is real because Chuck Norris believes in him.
Leatherbubba 10 months ago 3
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all his clothes neatly.
kornklone 10 months ago
This is beyond pathetic. I just love how he's talking about how the bible is being thaught as historian literature.. Yeah, as if that's a good thing -_-'
enisijzer 10 months ago
Is there another U.S. Constitution, that god wrote, cuz I'm tired of politicians saying that all over T.V.!?
I'm sorry to inform you Chuck, but the U.S. is the home of the free and not of the religious fundamentalist, if you want that move to the Middle East.
ReiGrim 10 months ago
@drrobertoboogie97 You must not have heard of the other Chuck Norris, the ass kicker. Not this Chuck Norris, the wimpy bible thumper. He could still hurt you. But then he would pray to Jesus for you.
Brenda2OOO 10 months ago 2
@Brenda2OOO
Jesus loves you and Chuck will give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you don't believe it right now.
pmccullo123 10 months ago
@pmccullo123 I think Jesus will give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you don't be nice.
Brenda2OOO 10 months ago
@Brenda2OOO
Assuming he's not actually dead... which he is. Dead people can't kick.
pmccullo123 10 months ago
That blonde wench has a nasty look on her face when she talks about keeping the bible in schools. She's a mean church lady.
Brenda2OOO 10 months ago
hahaha I love how everyone loved Chuck until they saw this.
BradyLovesPipo 10 months ago 55
If you didn't know his powers, you might be tempted to punch him in the face.
Brenda2OOO 10 months ago
At :50 it looks like they're about to just start makin out.
Enslaved1184 11 months ago
This country was NOT founded on "biblical principles" you lie boy!
gosox773 11 months ago
1-888-BIBLE-NOW. Are they fucking kidding me? This made me laugh so fucking hard.
Darksunshinerain87 11 months ago 2
Chuck chuck chuck u dissapoint me with tis peacefull shit.
JS1989RENEWED 11 months ago
wow chuck just lost SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAANNNNYYYYYYYYYY POINTS!
xhackmasterx 11 months ago
chuck norris is actually a pussy, I never knew
tommytentiming 1 year ago
Apparently its wrong for chuck to fallow his religion...all of u idiots deal with it
techanstuff 1 year ago
@techanstuff Apparently, it's wrong for Chuck to follow his religion... all of you idiots deal with it.
Who's the idiot?
iJizzLots 11 months ago
@iJizzLots Whoever spends their ONLY living life in eternity asking some guy too help them out with stuff, i decided to make shit happen on my own
AarenMusic 11 months ago
@AarenMusic Don't reply if you don't know the context of my reply.
I was correcting his 10-year old grammar skills
iJizzLots 11 months ago
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.
1shaughness2 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is an idiot, but I would so do his hot idiot wife!
Lockjaw95 1 year ago
This is bullshit....fucking republicans...George Washington said himself that 'this country is, in no sense, founded on the Christian religion.'
kennykyle133 1 year ago
no, dick, your forefathers explicitly stated that religion does not belong in the government. he just made that shit up! there are numerous quotes stating the absolute opposite
deltoid3030 1 year ago
no dick your forefathers explicitly stated that religion does not belong in politic, schools and in some instances, general society. there are numerous quotes
deltoid3030 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia we kick Chuck Norris's Ass
Toroa28 1 year ago 4
SUCCUBUS!
apathist04 1 year ago
He's an old washed up faggot.
klanmaster1 1 year ago
How quickly everyone forgets... He endorsed Mike Huckabee. Video MDUQW8LUMs8 is related, or search for 'Chuck Norris Endorsement.'
MorriganMalfoy 1 year ago
can't you guys see? this is a satirical joke played by chuck norris himself. by responding to the absurd demands for biblical teachings in private schools that would blatantly violate the first amendment, he has successfully thrown 7 middle fingers to the religiously insensitive christians/politicians who populate and corrupt this country.
chuck norris works in mysterious ways folks
shackelfrdace69 1 year ago
@shackelfrdace69 lol no.....im pretty sure he couldn't do that and it sounds retarded...
VerdascoFan 1 year ago
I DARE you idiots to talk smack to his face.
jdpenny3 1 year ago
@jdpenny3
I don't think anyone will as we all know how peaceful and pleasant Christians are when they're challenged.
UnknownUserName4267 4 months ago
Wash away Chuck...
xomiakas 1 year ago
what the hell, im so sad now. ):
MetaPhail 1 year ago
fuck charlie norris
ekspresis 1 year ago
Norris I just lost respect for you!!! you turned into pat robertson
pbrskater26 1 year ago
#omg can't believe it!! chuck wtf
prodaim 1 year ago
shut the fuck up norris
DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO 1 year ago
seriously, no more chuck Norris jokes, guys.
OnePresidentOfPeace 1 year ago
Well, "Gina", I don't give a shit what you like, it's fucking illegal. Why didn't they just come out dressed in Nazi uniforms? She could've been Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.
jerico641 1 year ago 3
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Bloodshotbuddah 1 year ago
I have one thing to say...
LAWL NICE MOUSTACHE!!!
zeptinune 1 year ago
funny how so many people judge him by his beliefs. Its very pathetic actually
idonotwastenames 1 year ago
@idonotwastenames You're right, we should judge him by his involuntary characteristics instead of his voluntary ones, that's a good policy.
TheCarebearstare 1 year ago
Look in the mirror. For billions of years the particles which are currently looking back at you have circulated in the universe, for a brief moment they have coalesced in you. Rejoice in the impressive instant until they dissipate whence they came; delight that you are a spark of life in the universe. Life is so much more vibrant and vivid without Bronze-Age superstitions and lies that sparks can live forever. Our time is finite -- this gives life meaning, purpose and urgency. Live life today.
D119heavy 1 year ago 2
Turns out he's a retard, he apparently has one weakness...ignorance.
RonBurgundy161 1 year ago
Can the Chuck Norris facts die now? He was never anything like that. He got beat by Bruce Lee.
PSCricket3 1 year ago 4
Chuck is just selling his biography which we know under the name of Bible.
Skac01 1 year ago 4
During first transmission of ad--->
0:53 Chuck Norris comands
0:58 Bibles are out of stock...everywhere in the world
arikat1 1 year ago
chuck Norris is just trying to sell the book he wrote people.
mastercheif892 1 year ago 3
Every Christian man I have ever met was a pervert and every
Christian woman I have ever met was a battered wife. F**k the church. All they want is money and power.
bellydancerocks321 1 year ago
Chuck Norris looks like he has been brain washed by Christian garbage. He can take his religion and shove it up his ass.
bellydancerocks321 1 year ago 11
This is why Bruce Lee pwned Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. A bible curriculum is outdated for our time, if people want to learn it about Christianity then they will.
"Be water my friends."
Obuzzerbee 1 year ago 7
@Obuzzerbee Under the Constitution of the United States of America:
"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union...." The omission of God in the Constitution did not come out of forgetfulness, but rather out of the Founding Fathers purposeful intentions to keep government separate from religion.
The Constitution forms a secular document, and NOWHERE does it appeal to God, Christianity, Jesus, or any supreme being.
Obuzzerbee 1 year ago 56
@Obuzzerbee I think you need to learn to quote the Constitution a little better...
Gmag300 1 year ago
@Gmag300 Oh? I quoted the Constitution just fine, exact words. Read the entire comment and understand the point of quoting that single section. I think you need to learn to read, and comprehend before posting.
Obuzzerbee 1 year ago
@Obuzzerbee Bible thumpers are stupid and they lie....!
METALMAN4Wii 7 months ago
I just lost all my respect for chuck norris??
chestmat 1 year ago 2
...SO CHUCK NORRIS LIKES TO READ HIS BIOGRAPHY, SO WHAT?
mahavishnuxc 1 year ago
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another Bible.
ballebanan 1 year ago
fuck off chuck norris
ucsb09 1 year ago
No, it is not legal
lurconis666 1 year ago 2
I cant believe I just lost my respect for Chuck Norris...
oskar91ron 1 year ago 2
I'd like to stick my satanic vein-laden pipe in Chuck's wife, Gena's heavenly hole*
(* either 1 wud be fine)
atrumira 1 year ago
Meh, i only like the fictional ''Immortal'' Chuck Norris, not this bible bashing douchebag. A bible curriculum in every public school? gimme a fuckin break.
Stinger66666 1 year ago 2
Dont get me wrong,I am a christian,I believe in God and I love god,and I accept Jesus Christ as my savior. But man,Chuck Norris is a fag in real life!!! I always used to think that Chuck was epic because of the Chuck Norris facts. But now I think he is a religous nut and a fag. Im a christian and I have friends and classmates of many religons in my school and they wouldn't be happy about learning the bible. thats why Private Schools exist.
SSWarrior77Channel 1 year ago
@SSWarrior77Channel You're not a Christain if you're going around calling people fags, homie.
bob82pigdog 1 year ago
@bob82pigdog
I didnt really mean to call him a fag,I just couldn't think of a word to describe how soft Chuck Norris is.
SSWarrior77Channel 1 year ago
Chuck Norris just got pussywhipped by a book written by old desert tribesman... Oh the irony...
doktorkloride 1 year ago 69
@doktorkloride and your daddy just inspired you to say that fool
nachis3 9 months ago
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atrumira 1 year ago
wow..... one too many blows to the head eh Chuck?
whizbangmusicwerks 1 year ago
1-888-BIBLE-NOW...
Wow.
imhatepie 1 year ago
Hey, fuck you Chuck. That's all.
BeholdTheLeviathan 1 year ago
altrumira, Can you explain explain away all of the bottom of the sea creatures that are found on mountain tops all over the world and why they are in the closed position if not buried alive? You guys ignore all the facts. Does the Colorado River flow against gravity and go upward to carve out the Grand Canyon or are the beach remains in Utah proof that the canyon was carved out in no time? simple observations. Yes, I am deluded to believe such obvious observations.
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper so much for being done wasting your breath
roshney 1 year ago
@roshney I'm done now. Thanks for the reminder roshney.
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
U do not understand paleontology & how fossils form any more than u do the science of evolution. The discovery of marine fossils on mtn tops, did this result in a wave of paleontologists becoming xians? NO - for the simple fact these experts know that this finding means the mountains in question were recently (i.e. millions of yrs) formed, the result of a SEA BED being pushed up.
U want to believe hence u make anything u can find fit the xian bill of 'proof' - end of story.
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper con't>
In fact this is a classic example of the ignorant delusional xian mind at work. Xians will deny, deny, deny anything that cuts to shreds their abysmal, bullshit faith - simultaneously they will attempt to manipulate other scientific fields, as u have aptly demonstrated, to support xianity.
Fortunately the only people they are fooling are their own kind along w/ the equally ignorant.
The delusional (xians) leading the ignorant (= future xians) - what a combination.
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper con't>
How marine mammals form on mtn tops DISPROVING the bible:
Marine mammals found on mtn tops = the result of sea beds being pushed up which form new mtns. The claimed biblical flood wud not leave fossils on mtn tops due to the fact they form in pools of water that lack O2 - also the silting action from these pools (producing sedimentary rock, also not found on mtn tops) covers the creatures preserving & protecting them from elemental wear.
U lose, again! Poor xian :(
atrumira 1 year ago
@atrumira Your funny dude. I can't deny that. But you haven't explained why these clams and mussels are in the closed position? Clams open up when they die because the muscle relaxes. Show me one closed clam on the beach. Your thinking is not logical nor scientific. Closed clams means they were fossilized very fast. Your scenario doesn't allow for that. Checkmate.
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper
Checkmate??? LOL Uv read some pseudo-science bullshit on the internet (I checked, what a hilarious pile of tripe) & now, like a 'good' xian sheeplet (bh-a-a-a-a-a...) u regurgitate it here
What is equally hilarious is the fact that every single link I came across: 'clams in closed position bible' -were those of a creationism origin (read: fantasy)
This is what is so insidious; the xian attempt to pervert minds w/ perverted science
Sorry, quote creationist crap=massive fail
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcrapflapper,
But then u just don't get it. Science does not work in the perverted/ridiculous manner that u & ur kind wud hope*
And how u can go from clams found in the closed position on a mtn top (if this is even true) to an invisible carpenter-superhero & his equally invisible anthropomorphic sky-daddy being responsible for this 13.7 bil yr old Universe w/ 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+ planets is mind-bogglingly stupid.
* = why we have medicine, computers, cars, airplanes etc
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcrapflapper,
But I''ll tell u what I'm up for a good laugh - provide me with a link to a PEER REVIEWED PALEONTOLOGICAL RESEARCH PAPER which clearly references fossilized clams found on mtn tops in the closed position as conclusive evidence of new testament bible passages / how this relates to your carpenter-superhero (since the jews cud just as easily claim this supports their religion).
Poor, poor xian loser :( u have nothing... yet again u fail
atrumira 1 year ago
@atrumira So if I can get you sources outside of creationist websites, will you believe then or will you just make another excuse? I doubt it. You are going to take your data from the view of millions of years, and I would take it from a catastrophic flood. Our starting points are going to be different adn give different results. Both sides ahve good arguements on the same things. You still beleive in nothing created everything so you still have a creator.
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
With respect (or rather, lack thereof) for your comment regarding both sides having good arguments - don't even try to place your book of BS - the only article representing your entire religious delusion in the same league as science - the basis for which is demonstrable evidence, ideas that are subjected to/must pass repeated/relentless scrutiny.
Religion is based on faith for THAT WHICH THERE IS NO PROOF
THERE IS NOT A SHRED OF PROOF TO BACK UP CHRISTIANITY - NOTHING
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper: "So if I get you sources outside of creationist websites, will you believe then or will you just make another excuse?"
Delicious - wud u agree to this type of scenario if it came from some1 of the islamic faith? Wud u agree over the internet to 'believe' in islam as the 1 true faith if this person presented u w/ what they claimed was a non-islamic source?
U r a SELECTIVE ATHEIST, u rationally refuse to believe in other religions, yet u suspend rational thought for ur own
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper
As for providing me w/ non-creationist sources that support ur religious delusion, be honest u have bugger all. Anything u offer will be tainted w/ xian BS.
But lets make things interesting, if u provide me w/ a PEER REVIEWED SECULAR MAINSTREAM SCI PAPER that contains conclusive evidence to support: jesus' miracles, resurrection / being the son of ur deity I'll contribute $100 to a charity of ur choice. However if u fail u must contribute the same to the atheist bus campaign.
atrumira 1 year ago
@atrumira You've lost it man. Nothing to back up Christianity? Just about 13 historians who were not Christians wrote of that time. ARchaeological evidence that back the stories in the Bible. Millions of changed lives over the centuries. The biggest proof of Christianity is the non-stop attack against it and people willing to die for their beliefs. But you woudl just say they were all delusional. So sir, you worship both Sir Nothing and Sir Science.
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
Sir Science... compared to u Sir Delusion. Sadly u r nothing more than a pathetic hypocrite, u rely on science each & every day: for safe food, transportation, medical care, knowledge & entertainment - everything of value comes from science & nothing of value comes from ur filthy/brutal/immoral faith.
But if u truly 'believe' stop using ur PC to gain access to the internet, instead pray to jesus for u to be able to do this w/o the need for computer technology.
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
Stop going to the dr for health concerns, pray to jesus for him to make u well. Stop using ur car for transportation, instead pray to jesus for him to teleport u to where u wud like to go.
Or at the very least; stop refrigerating ur food, place it all in a box in front of u & pray to jesus for it to remain fresh.
In each case if ur savior wants u to live he will make sure u are ok & if not...
(Of course u really don't have faith - be honest instead of a christian liar)
atrumira 1 year ago
@atrumira A study was done on "atheists on their deathbeds". Over 90% of them went into a cold sweat freaking out over the afterlife whether what they believed was true or not. I hope you will research some of the claims I gave you for I would definitely like to meet you someday in Heaven.If we are both going to be worm food at death, then we both lost 40 to 60 years of a meaningless life.If what I say is true, I will enjoy an eternity while you will suffer for eternity. I don't want that for u
thesacredcowtipper 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
More 'made up on the spot xian bullshit': this study done on atheists, provide me with the details; where I can find it etc or else I will assume like everything else coming from a xian, that this is typical made up xian bullshit.
Xians are the world's greatest liars, they will stoop to anything/everything; xians like to tell lies about Darwin converting on his deathbed - how filthy & immoral - to disrespect the memory of a dead man.
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
I am still waiting for the specific details of that paleontological study done on marine fossils found on mtn tops & how this proves the new testament's spiel* U implied that u had proof in the form of a secular peer reviewed scientific paper - where is it?
*even though u & I both know the whole noah's ark/flood (tall)tale relates to the OT which Jews could claim proves their religion & not yours - this has nothing to do with the NT, which piggybacks off the OT
atrumira 1 year ago
@thesacredcowtipper,
As for where we will go after we die & your claim: having nothing to lose if xianity is an illusion (= an element of doubt, face it). Not so, if islam turns out to be the correct religion, in this instance guess where you'll be going? And there are quite a few of your fellow xians on YTube who converted to islam.
There are also at least a dozen other religions that inc. a hell what if 1 of these i