Connery, The Slapping Master

[RenardWarrior]

the hand has two sides for a reason...

[CaptainBuckRogers]

I admit I wouldn't do that. But Sean does it w/o any hesitation & they still go to bed w/ him? Hats off to u!

[TheKingOfKings69XxX]

This Man Is A living Legend And we must all learn from him

[stuyyaisintheya]

pow right in the kisser!!

[RedAvery1]

Diamonds are Forever, and A SLAP IS NOW BITCH!!!!!

[johndnumber3]

IM GONNA SLAP YOU SO SUPER HARD!!!!! and slap and a slap and a slap!

[Icnon2]

Connery : knock, Knock !

Trebek : Who's there

Connery : Me, the guy who slapped your mother.

[Rasabihariji]

never hit a woman?

haha if james bond can...

[iacozizzle]

@Rasabihariji as Connery himself said, "never hit a woman with a closed fist"

[benbennit]

His slaps have special powers. Straight after one, the girl gives up all the information and the 10 minutes later she's died in some horrible snake bite / body paint / shot in the back while dancing with bond type accident.

[thestranger4812]

Never make a man ask twice.

[scilonthreat]

well...it worked.

[Ultragoon]

i barely saw that slap it was so fuckin fast XD

[thenfm]

That's how you keep a bitch in check: Manhood101 . com

[inurik]

Haha Glove slap

[joebandoe]

That zlap zucked

[IWannabeJew]

I believe that this character was supposed to be a lesbian...maybe in the book.

[DarkKar]

@IWannabeJew Pussy Galore was supposed to be a lesbian.

[TheLuciferianAvatar]

Lol.

[P4r4lel0piped]

6 bitches who disliked this clip needs to get slapped like this asap

[diego77argentina]

@P4r4lel0piped fuuny xd

[jackback790]

was it a glove or his wallet haha that's epic haha XD

[theirishsparten]

Did he smack her with his wallet?

[Aonghus117]

Because of this slap Sean Connery is the best Bond ever lOL

[Rakolazagiz]

Pimps, bitches aint gonna slap themselves

[rekenmachine09]

ppl you gotta remember this isnt a b*tch slap but a pimp slap there is a difference you know

[TheMcfw]

who's your "connekshon"? you sound like a co... SLAP! WHO'S YOUR "CONEKSHON"!?

[gremlin05]

Notice he didn't use his hand. That would be excessive. Instead, keep a handy pair of gloves in the pocket of your jacket for such an occasion.

[yourlineofire]

@gremlin05

Actually, Connery DOES slap women. Though he prefers an open hand as opposed to a closed fist.

[NorthValleys]

he invented the "bitch slap" haha

[Tool2525]

Red obviously didn't notice Connery was getting all hot under the collar in that suit in that heat. If she had, she wouldn't have dared question his profession, she'd have just told him her connection. Wrong move, Red, notepad across the chops-time! THWACK! Red now knows who the man is outside this Villa.

[wiggo4]

take note guys. learn to do a 1st-class bitchslap like that and youll never have to sit through a tedious nagging from a woman again.

[weskeralbert86]

Cool pimp slap

[rko123jja]

hopefully i can slap like that one day

[sprayframe]

Sean Connery will fucking own you in an instant!

[bj07bran7]

Women are wet watching this, but they'll never admit it.

[boegh86]

@bj07bran7

What???

[TravnikBosnia]

this turned me on

[Tool2525]

Classic back-handed slap with leather-bound notebook from Connery here. Just textbook execution.

[mmaier2112]

@Tool2525 Good one! Well played.

[truthhitmanisback]

Lol... Who's your connection ?

[faffaflunkie]

Sometimes they just won't listen.........

[cardosoman]

Lol. Alpha

[gardenofarcane]

Way to go Sir Sean! slap them bitches n whores n sluts.

[VladimirVLD]

I'm not drunk, I am Scottish! (no offence)

[carnage2681]

License to Bitch Slap !!!!!!

[kerrzo1971]

note the confident backhand, poise, raise and slap with swift question after her gasp of shock. the ace of slaps.

[kerrzo1971]

oh slapmaster be my guide!

she was talking when she should have been listening.

[Garanon5]

SET HER STRAIGHT! lol

[redtheripper]

Fastest interrogation ever

[vrambo]

"How can she slap??"

[jweez313]

That was hella swift.

[DeSjonnieShow]

Now slap her on her bwebs

[DrMarkface]

Connery does the same thing when asking any question.

[misterkami2]

@DrMarkface Yeah, in that he's just like Chuck Norris.. except Chuck hands out a roundhouse kick for every question

[beatles4evs]

yesh shlap th ladies :)

[usertube1101]

You could never get away with doing that in a movie now days... Unless of course you were Sean Connery.

[bonez666888]

Love! I would marry that man!

[Epson824]

Sean Connery.

What a badass.

[mmcclain66613]

They just need a little freshening up

[Hydra773]

Bitches need to be slapped in place once in a while.

[mmaier2112]

@Hydra773 More than just once in a while. Slapping their ass for no reason in the gaps of when they're not giving you shit keeps them in their place too.

[MrSw3rls]

thats right, put that bitch in check lol jk

[LarryBogary]

the only thing stronger than chuck norris is connerys pimp hand.

[riacharda]

THAT'S GOLDEN!!! :D

[creaturebotman]

Lesson 1.

A) Never let a Bitch get pass 7 words before you get her mind right.

B) Don't be a sissy. Slap Back handed. Save the open hand for when you fuck her

C) Keep lips tight and eye staring like you mean business and smack the shit outta her.

Lesson 2 " How to smack that ASS " (next week)

So says I

Sean Connery

[ANOMALY1ate]

@creaturebotman HAhAHA.. That's right!

[Rambo4President]

Shut up bitch. He is the man.

[plotchickens]

Slap that fucking BITCH.

[floferagu]

Bueno, bueno, aunque sea Bond, a la mujer no se lo toca agresivamente...salvo que sea un tema de vida o muerte........entonces si, ....ja

[alanmullery]

hahahaha slap those bitches

[1ngjoxsh]

yass

[Gforcebond]

lol dont call james bond a cop that insults him

[derek2010x]

beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful!!!!!

[chrisfromoh]

hahaha, shut up bitch!

[myez]

Some people say Connery was too womanizing, but I say you can't have James Bond without that quality. That's who Bond was and who he should be.

[Teabagginton]

Imagine how much damage he could do with a cock slap.

[fjccommish]

Connory's Bond, the original movie Bond, was the best.  He was brutal, and often sought revenge against the bad guys, killing them in brutal ways.

[merricko]

slap her round the face to show her your right

[Abashi76]

@merricko

how about slapping your testicles?

[merricko]

@Abashi76 sounds kinky ;)

[20metalhead10]

I learned to slap bitches from the best

[corderoy17]

reach back like a pimp and I slap the hoe

[FiloVanMewa]

Keep clicking on 0:03

[mmaier2112]

I did that like 20 times in a row. Free fun!

[Icnon]

LOL !!!!

[taxmonkey123]

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[14Srb88]

Remove those stupid anotations.....they suck....

[rmafort]

Already done.

[skinwalkerxxx]

Slaping a bitch is the greatest thing on Earth to do.

[tam566]

'slap them with an open hand'

this is what i learnt off sean connery

[kebmann]

Apparently, you get a €1000 fine for slapping someone here in Norway...

[DinosaurM1911]

YAAA bitch!

[SVWillmer]

I prefer to give her mind a slap. I'd love to do that, thing is you can't even though its human nature to do so.

Now you have to toy with her emotions to get her to understand she's out of line. VERY challenging too.

[Sokra01]

Ah, Sean Connery; Icon of the golden age of Manhood!

[teh12man]

lol "skank whos your connection"

[Bighairyfart]

ahahhaaha pimp slap

[feministdestroyer]

Awesome thats how you supposed to treat a woman who gives you lip....back in those days at least those woman knew when they were out of line and took a slap with good grace, the fucking bitches nowdays will do either 1 of 2 things, she will 1: try to smash your head in like the fat butch cow that she is, or 2: cry rape abuse, help me, and there will be a swarm of feds, cops, feminist bitches pounce on the man and he will go to jail while the cunt whore will walk away and provoke the next man

[youngb1ood]

exactly. what i was going to say. feministdestroyer, hillarious name

[bradarmpitt1]

@feministdestroyer

You got it. Took the words out of my mouth

[MrKrevlornswath]

I really doubt that's Sean Connery's opinion, or James Bond's. He was trying to get information, so he did what was necessary. He wasn't punishing her for talking back. Anyway, can I just mention how unreasonable you are for not believing in equal rights? Obviously men and women are different, but one sex isn't inferior to another.

[RedSkullthagreat]

@MrKrevlornswath See the vid with the interview w/ Barbra Walters. Then remove the pins that hold your balls in place to look like a vagina. ROFL LET'EM HANG!!

[MrKrevlornswath]

@RedSkullthagreat

I apologize for talking about something I

didn't understand, so I take back what I

said about Sean Connery. However, I still

hold the opinion that if you don't believe in

equal rights that makes you a douche. btw

even though my username says "Mr" I'm a

girl.

[RedSkullthagreat]

@MrKrevlornswath I do believe in equal rights, but I still got a feeling your gonna think I'm a douche anyway. LOL I believe that if a woman g thinks shes a man then she should get treated like a man then,right? Or NO,not right?

[MrKrevlornswath]

@RedSkullthagreat Let me try to clear this up. I never necessarily said YOU were a douche. I think this is getting more complicated than it needs to be. Basically,I think that women and men are clearly different, but one group should not be treated unfairly compared to another. If someone disagrees with that opinion, I think that makes them an unreasonable douche.

[RedSkullthagreat]

@MrKrevlornswath oooohh,ok.got it.

[mikemikey1515]

hahahahahaha fucking awesome

[AHighPwner]

SEAN CONNERY DOIN WORK!!!

[arzon75]

Sean Connery is the master of the PIMP SMACK

[shupuf44]

Bond don't take shit from hoes she should know better lol

[barflaaj]

gloveslap

[SeanConneryIloveyou]

Sean Connery all a "Macho Man" I love, i love...

[creaturebotman]

Take notice fellas.

This is the proper way to smack a bitch.

[MakeMusic9019]

@creaturebotman Check out my Channel

[gangsterant67]

lol keep your pimp hand strong

[Ssrn53]

I like Connery's refined pimp hand technique. A quick stinging leather glove to the face. Very classy.

[MajBlood]

You don't fuck around with James Bond. He don't take no bitching from his women.

[KristianCramer]

beware of his pimp hand! XD

[dds2190]

Yes, Chris Brown and Sean Connery are my idols, and for good reason! (kidding)

[NewFriiiikan]

keeping his pimp hand strong...well pimp glove :D

[DrStrange1000]

That is f*cking hilarious lol

[101natureboy]

sean connery is the man

[sodumb123]

hahahhahahahhhahaahasdfhl;ashd­fsdaf;has;dfha;sd. bitch got owned with a leather glove. HAHAH:AH:ska;h;sadfh;asdha;hah­ahahahaahahahahahahahaa whos ur connection bitch. whos ur daddy u belong to me go to the kitchen do the dishes NOW MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

[gremlin05]

Why can't Craig slap a woman?

[Tim92G]

Because it wouldn't be good for his feminist image

[NotQuickEnough]

Connery was by far the best bond. And his bitch slap form was perfect. He is the master

[theblitz8]

that chick is very sexy!

[Rambo4President]

That's how it has to be. Slap that bitch!

If he asks you something, just answer it!

[teefysmalls]

never make sean ask you the same question twice.. she should have known!!

[satyricon65]

Slap that Ho!

[bishop102]

fuck man, you don't see james bond slapping hoes no more

[jdbohdan]

The Best Bond. He didn't take shit.

[BluntActivist2008]

Connery 1 Stubborn bitch 0

[bushinguy87]

nice slap!

[pauljan1988]

And what the fuck makes you think Necrophilia is funny? That shit actually happens, it's not funny and it's gross. Get clued up a little bit more :) You're clearly a dumb person :) And you're a weirdo :)

[Slaviccommie]

Some men, and some women deserve to be slapped. Some deserved to be shot.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

OK nice. But what do people get out of this clip? I seriously do not get why someone would upload it. It's not funny, bad, nice, cool, mean. I mean what the fuck?

[bishop102]

Dude your totally wrong it's everyting you just mentioned. Its funny, cool, and bad ass.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

I don't know, not to me... it's about as entertaining as watching paint dry on a wall.

[Slaviccommie]

So tell us what you see being entertaining.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Necrophilia

[digglyda]

This clip dares to suggest that she "asked for it". Bond used physical means to elicit a response that his question could not obtain.

Nobody would object to Bond using force on a physically weaker male opponent...but because the "victim" here is female, in this post-modern age people will get all uptight about it.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

I dont care that she is a woman and he is a man. I just dont see how this is entertaining. No one is getting hurt here. If there was blood, then I would understand.

[Slaviccommie]

Some men, and some women deserve to be slapped. Some deserved to be shot.

[westmeat]

connery learned to slap a bitch over at manhood101 dot c o m

[Think1079]

Biiiiiiitchslapp! :P fuckin own3d lmao

[MexxProtect]

connery mastered the backhand slap long before archie...

[josh47h]

Now I know who to call if my g/f ever gets out of order

[supahsekzy]

fuckin connery and his thunderous back hand

[Slaviccommie]

I also hate it when people are not answering my question.

[Museofchaz]

Connery: Who's your connection?

Woman: You sound like a cop...

SLAP

Woman: NIGGAR!

IM NOT JOKIN!! LISTEN! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS!!!

[sim24687193]

Connery: Whose your connection ??

Woman: You sound like a cop---

SLAP

Connery: WRONG ANSWER

[sim24687193]

Bitch stepped out of line.....

I don't blame Connery putting her in her place

[joshuak47]

what a ninja, I didn't even see it happen...

[CrazySlyHawk]

Sean Connery "Keepin' 'em in line" to be sure, here...

[vordman]

As David Brent said: "Get their attention!"

[mariomanlite]

Owned!

[whatsupnow7]

shlapping tha wemonz

[DZIBTUYU]

that's the way to do it, slap the heck out of a bitch...

[majesticteal]

what movie is this?

[rmafort]

Diamonds are Forever (1971)

[snowboardingfreak94]

Connery, The Shlapping Mashter

[brwhizz]

So if I want a woman to fancy me all I have to do is beat her to within an inch of her life?

[RockyHoward]

No, you just slap her a bit. They even like it, which is why when you're having sex they ask you to slap their butts as well.

[BigAlexender]

Yes.

[benderc1]

pimp slap yo ass!

[leafyutube]

Back from the days when men behaved like men instead of pussies.

[DitzyStephanie]

haha, damn straight. wish I'd been born in an earlier age. there's something so hot and masculine about a guy who's willing to do this. it's the shock factor, I think.

god, I can't stand all this metrosexual bullshit nowadays.

[gromann]

Go look in the trailerpark for a guy with a nascar hat on and a beer in his hand, he'll get right on that whole slapping is erotic thing..

Statistically a guy who is willing to do this is also more likely to eventually murder you after years of abuse. How many times can a man hit you before it stops being hot? When your nose breaks, swelling your eyes shut? What about when stops using his hands and starts trying to cave your head in with a tire iron or cutting your face up with a straight razor? You've got some serious issues. I recommend finding some help for them before you find a man who is all too willing to oblige you.