AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

[SqueakSquee]

im sorry i just need a minute...

no lollygagi...

FUS RO DA!!!!

[PreGamingTV]

pissed off walrusses :D BEST 1:39

[lorcan0c]

Worshipping a corpse? Huh. Didn't know they had Space Marines in Skyrim.

[randomperson11111123]

@lorcan0c FOR THE CORPSE EMPRAH!

[RussWare]

1:39 he has 4 fingas.. den he has 3 fingas..

[yourmumz909]

IM NOT THINKING OF BUILDING OR FUCKING RENOVATING I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO!!! 

[leonscape]

its true lol

[TeleeRocker]

The Guard had it comin to him.

[OsamaBinLooney]

my next character i'm making is in the mages college and the thieves guild and is a vampire

so i'm a wizard vampire bandit!

[GluchicusMaximus]

That was amazing.

Now go off on him about a "stolen sweetroll" after you've just killed a dragon and consumed it's soul in front of him.

[INDEPENDENTPRODUCTS]

Mortal Combat uses Raptor by - Skrillex?

[michelrpg]

"And you can fuck off as well!".

[DaNoobyWorld]

I used to tell Arrow in the Knee jokes, but then someone stole my sweet roll.

[supersalvaro]

@DaNoobyWorld SWWEEEEEEETTTTTTTT RRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[GamSpoley]

@Dimetry23 The adventure begins

[Dimetry23]

I used to take arrows in the knee but then someone stole my sweet roll, and from that day I travel throughout Skyrim looking for my Sweet Roll

[cornpoorules]

F**king nobs....

[TheBillsta01]

"can't take 10 steps without some god-awful beast of the wilds coming up to me, I'm talkin bears, trolls, pissed off walruses" ... I hear you, animated dude! .. not to mention big kitties, big puppies, big rats, big spiders and if you're really lucky you'll run into a giant and get thrown a mile up into the air. or have a dragon land on top of you, that's fun too.

[drnarwhal9]

i used to be a bird watcher like you but then i took a sparrow to the knee

[sirArcticfox99]

They train guards and archers at the same time

[johnnyD440]

i played battlefield 3 tell i took a knife to the neck

[pimpnEd]

I used to be an archer but then i hit an adventurer in the knee

[jalin1234567]

i once said this to a guard and he made me take an arrow to the knee

[Cotronia]

"I use to be the King of England, just like you, and then I took an arrow to the eye"

~Harold Godwinson

[yanipheonu]

Brevity is the soul of wit, this joke goes on too long

[VoragoGaming]

"Pissed off walruses" LMFO

This Video is bloody brilliant.

If the guy who posted it really did make it....Your a God or a kick ass Daedric Prince.

[Rawwwr3489]

Stupid auto correct correcting wrong

[Rawwwr3489]

The funny thing is the black company created the first arrow in the knee joke( not with puns or guards but the situation occured) croaker shot an arrow at some brown skin midgets ( dont remember.the real term) he moved slighty and instead of killing his.pony it hit his knee ( or the area around it was like the flesh if the knee or somthing) books by glen cook

[fishbellie55]

Taking an arrow to the knee was to main stream for Boramir (lord of the rings) so he took three to the chest.

[DemonicAngel6347]

Oh did he really just make fun of the dark brotherhood that's my bloody favorite questline I like when you kill the emperoer

[maxmanrules]

@DemonicAngel6347 Spoiler alert...

[ToateUsereleSauLuat]

@DemonicAngel6347 Thank god I did the quest BEFORE I read this. Seriously, I know it's been months since the game is out but I still haven't finished it. That right there is one of the biggest spoilers in the entire game.

This particular spoiler would have just ruined the DB questline for me. Please refrain from posting such comments in the future. :|

[ThorsShadow]

@DemonicAngel6347

Thanks dude. Really, thank you. I haven't bought the game yet and I LOVED the brotherhood in Oblivion and couldn't wait for their quests in Skyrim and you just fucking ruined it. Thank you.

[WillsGamingLab]

Never mind. It's skyrims theme

[Ragngerd]

Ни слова не понял

[WillsGamingLab]

Isn't the song at the enderborn? No pun intended.

[Airsoftnick2000]

------KNEE----

[GameStar1300]

fuck you and your arrow in the knee I have 2 in my arm

[truemexicangaming]

They say to the knee but the video is in the knee

[TheFootOfGold]

Hold the fuck up, why are the walrus's so angry?

[PROfingas]

i used to be an... NO fuck this, i type somthin good. COW!

[MysteryManX22]

I used to make jokes about taking an arrow in knee, but then I really did take an arrow in the knee.

[legoplanet1]

@MysteryManX22 rilly

[goedertlord234]

i know he didnt just rip on the dark brotherhood

[nintendude008]

Just so you retards arguing about it know, neither Skyrim, Oblivion, or any other Elder Scrolls games are even on Earth. They're on Nirn. I could say more but that would take forever.

[TheOfficialHeadrush]

xD great!!



[mcdonalds5656]

Again a crappy neck animation

[reilly1288]

This was absolutely brilliant

[CrazyAngelDude]

@DenalStrongshield Norweigan viking, LOLWUT?

[JonjassGraphics]

not to be "that" guy, but it's actually arrow TO the knee

[TheArrowkarts]

@JonjassGraphics no its not you fuckwit

[JonjassGraphics]

@TheArrowkarts k, you got me ;)

[MrPwnage117]

what means wabajaka or somthing?

[AirSapling]

I like trains

[killercroc32119]

1101 people are gay fags

[rex1530]

i love this song (at the end)

[ThePhoenixAztec]

1,100 people are going to get arrows to their knees and have their heads chopped off

[TheMasterTelevision]

The moaning at 1:55 was not a dragon, it was one of the rare Floating Mammoths that inhabit Skyrim's wilderness.

[ChapterFourBand]

/watch?v=gyCFuP3rM2w i think thats the song at the end!

[popidom1]

»»───knee───►

[ComedicGaming1]

@DeathclawProductions :D

[svantebeaverman]

@MarcusGrM I'm Swedish, and a viking, so I know. Well, we've been to Eastern Europe aswell, but we plunder and rape everything practically anywhere.

[robertgaudlitz]

@svantebeaverman so we have to report you to the haag? how do you guys get across borders?

[MarcusGrM]

@svantebeaverman You're not a viking, vikings are extinct and do not excist no more. And swedish vikings pretty much didn't go anywhere than eastern Europe. Danish and norwegian vikings went to England, Germany, southern Europe and so on.

Learn your history.

[svantebeaverman]

@MarcusGrM Wow, no shit.

[Ramirezr16]

Skyrim guy isn't Australian.. He's American

[benkai343434]

@Ramirezr16 but this guy isn't even Australian in the first place. He's British.

[DeathclawProductions]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I was offered a job as a Whiterun guard, so I humbly accepted it because it let me stay with my family, and feed my children... FUS RO DAH!

[xxxrichanddi11]

LOL hilarious :D

[07CJ07]

The Avengers ad, the very first ad i chose not to skip on youtube, (when given the option)

[TheNamesMrChrist]

And you can fuck off 'n' all!

[judowes]

anybody know what the song at the end is called?

[LaMortesAbyss]

That was brilliant! Perfect ending lol.

[JHoward393]

➵knee

[gameplaywithiver]

@DenalStrongshield Vikings city is Trondheim and i am living ther in Norway, that its way peapl get scard when i getting angry!! XD

[XxSkyrimX]

Dragon: Raaaawwwrrr!!

Dovahkiin: And u can go fuck off an Orc!

Me: LMAO! xD

[Permilias]

I used to not take arrows in the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to have a knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Those are mine.

[DragonXKeeper92]

EVEN THE FERNS ARE SHOUTIN AT ME I GOT 50 OF THE BLOODY THINGS XD

[zearfox]

The British Accent makes this ten times funnier somehow XD

[PSkristiansen]

Thirtysix*



[Naizo7]

wtf is FUS RO DAH? and when they say it =o

[epic321123]

@Naizo7

The only way you can answer your question is by playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

[MetinCrafter]

Man 90% of the People write "Fus ro da" or "fus roh da" or "fus roh dah" man its

FUS RO DAH !!!!

[dsafewsafewaf]

no its force baggah spread the nerdy word

p.s. THIS SAYING IS NOT FROM SKYRIM STUPID NERDS

[MysteryManX22]

Skyrim in two minutes, thirty seven seconds.

[forgetfullandstuff]

@Ramirezr16 He doesn't talk in the game. And the rest of the characters have all kind of accents. So it makes no sence what you say.

[traubelp]

lol xD

[hellbringer96]

And this is why i shoot every guard in the knee with an arrow whenever they say that.

[Manvatar]

What is the name of the song that plays in the end? :))

[ThatM4niac]

first time he said " i took an arrow IN the knee " but when the dragonborn asks him to repeat , he says "i took an arrow TO the knee"

[NewmanNugget]

0:09 arrow "in" the knee 0:26 arrow "to" the knee XD im  fag

[fusrodaha]

This is the all guardmans' story

Exorcism of Braith: Giver of Arrow to Knee (Skyrim Machinima)

[Lexanator512]

"No lolly gagging" "Fus Ro Da"

[KoriryuVEX]

Funny thing is... it's all true...

[Sordzy]

@supergamer9097 the companions guild????? How could you not know that?

[Bestialce2007]

I mean... Venusaur!



[supergamer9097]

What mission turns you into a werewolf because that would be cool. (AND YOU CAN FUCK OFF TOO)

[1999andreas]

@supergamer9097 It's a quest for the Companions

[theespy1]

LOL *Looks up at dragon* And you can fuck off and all! XD How many times I wanted to say that when a random azz dragon comes by...

[sushidog99]

lets face it Skyrim had its moment of fame but did it ever even challenge MInecraft NO REPENT TO YOUR LORD NOTCH OR GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS

[KonicavaBR]

blablabla fus ro da...

[Cirac1]

@Ramirezr16 lol why would he be american? You guys have like a week of history!

[KidAsian254]

Hmmmm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[tehhotdog1]

LOL

[espranta]

Stewie griffin anyone? ^^

[FarewellRocketShip1]

@Ramirezr16 Nord.

[LaNgEr1441]

Why do I think that this would be way less funny without a british accent?

[lukemdukem1]

@AANolimit let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll *trollface*

[Fallout132]

so...... many views... Is this joke that funny?

[101npr]

my reaction to when the guard said i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee

[WhereAreTheStairs1]

@Noobshire Go Ranting Brits!!

[TheBufftanner]

i used to make top comments but then i took an arrow to the knee

[portcraft1]

a trolls life in skyrim

[TheZoiny]

wait. what? can we go back a sec

[catiekat5]

PISSED OFF WALRUSES

[j4fmemo]

hahaha great just great

[Altair122122332345]

Why does he switch from 5 to 4 fingers every couple of sec?

[HotChocolate345]

PISSED OFF WALRUSES!!!!



[alextoons060395]

sounds like Ricky Gervais

[vengefulangelyuuki]

Pissed off walruses

[MuLtIJoKer786]

meh the voicce of the guy doesnt fit the character, it needed a more crazy ass angry voice, this guys British voice sounds shit, but its just my opinion. this ones better:

/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg&feature=s­hare

[DezzyDylan]

@AANoLimit I use to be mad like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

[FreakZone56]

i use too play skayrim then i took a bulet to the head

[PallzWallz981]

@AANoLimit i used to be angry like u but then i took an arrow to the knee

[BlackStratoLion]

Bitch please, YOU ARE THE FREAKIN' DRAGONBORN of course you got a thousand arrows and didn't stop.

[Noobshire]

No-one complains better than a Brit, it's our national sport :D

Particularly found his response to the dragon funny.

[MrCorreman]

i didnt used to hate arrows to limbs... but then a stupid fucking meme came out

[yomomma11201]

FUS RO DAH thumbs up if you agree

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@yomomma11201 wtf?

[mrRodrigoland]

Portuguese

[DigitalJAB]

Subscribe to our videos, more to come!!

[McMelocoton]

Awesome can't stop watching !!

[ThePhoenixAztec]

@SantaNot360 While I agree that Zombiehunter224's statement is a load of bullshit, I shall disagree that Skyrim is a "damn game not life" That sir is COMPLETELY untrue, it is my second life as well as many other people's second lives.

On a side note, THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!! I always try and repeat my favorite parts, the "bloody plum" and "me nan's grave" parts. BEST ONES EVER

[SantaNot360]

@ThePhoenixAztec yes your right second life maybe so, but not enough to go swearing and going into a giant tantrum

[OAKDRAG0N]

I'm sorry I moaned at you but it's "Official flower business." (Family Guy red bull episode)

[TheWunderwaffeDg2]

Lololololol

[epic321123]

THUMBS UP FOR DOHVAKIN MUSIC ELECTRIC GUITAR COVER!!

[TheKorrac]

NO LOLYGAGIN FUS RO DAH XD

[TheHorrorCrap]

arrow IN (IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN­NN!!!!!!!!!) the fucking knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AHomicidalPear]

@TheHorrorCrap Finally, somebody who understands!

[zandamaster]

1:55 and you can fuck off an all

[NYxxTyler]

I use to be a arrow, but then i took a adventurer to the knee

[Ayxrion]

Turn on transcribe audio.

go to 0:27.

"used to be an adventurer liked you but they are talking abergavenny ayyappa"

simply amazing.

[zatho96]

Lmao the end XD

[lBrandonn]

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[99Shadowstep]

and that is everything that happens in skyrim.. i love that game and WHY!? is there a dude raging at this vid.. fagbag ragers

[shadowtheshadowlord]

i have once been living like you then i took an arrow to the head.

[xdxprediter]

the guards of skyrim are nobs all they say is ''my cousin is out fighting dragons and im stuck here on guard duty'' well then go out and fight them THEN! who ever made this game is a dum**s

[Zombiehunter224]

@xdxprediter FUCK U do u no who made skyrim? the most powerful game organization in the world BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS ur a dumbass man u dont no wat a good game is man WOW!!! u suk man ahhhhhhhhhu fucking bitch im gonna kill u in ur sleep with the skull of virminia. whos that u might ask? its a fucking daedric but u probably dont no wat that is do u? u fucking dick fuck

[SantaNot360]

@Zombiehunter224 calm the heck down man its a damn game not life

[ColbyMillican]

@SantaNot360 The thing about this game, is that it becomes your life.

[SantaNot360]

@ColbyMillican to people with no social lives then yea

[ColbyMillican]

@SantaNot360 no social lives = me.

[SantaNot360]

@ColbyMillican lol, people who admit it are cool, good job man :D

[ColbyMillican]

@SantaNot360 haha thanks bro

[Ramirezr16]

@SantaNot360 gtfo r341 L1F3 fag

[SigEpRooster]

@Zombiehunter224 That comment is so full of grammatical errors and spelling idiocies that I'm just going to assume you're a child birthed in a pool of meth.

[underoath12789]

@SigEpRooster lmfao, I was going to say something similar, but i think yours was funnier

[ColbyMillican]

@Zombiehunter224 Dude what's your problem? Just chill, relax bro.

[melmoes]

@Zombiehunter224 calm down dude

[HonkeyTonTon]

@Zombiehunter224 u mad bro?

[JesterJay100]

0:43 - 1:57 You know, I think he might be a little bit annoyed...

[themagicirclemages]

Your too right fucking guards never complementing us, i think there traitors to skyrim.