Maz Jobrani - Buddhist Bomber

[p3r214nb0y]

What r ur I tentions blow myself up do u have any refrences they blew themselves up

[Shippudencave]

woa.... I'm guyanese, it means ur from guyana, south america

[hp9rhr]

Cool, he's a leftie!

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

he kinda sounds like chris delia when he says "i'll be like thats your guy right there, man" at 1:39

[undeadsos5]

bad crowd imo

[TheRecordead]

Am I the only one that thinks; "SOMBODEE HELP ME PLEEEEEZ" when I see this guy? :P Hilarious.

[madtvclassics2]

the oklahoma city bomber was white as cocaine

[oommaarronly]

nice

[odonnell1218]

Hey, how 'bout those Yankees? They're gonna win the Super Bowl this year!

[TheHuntsman117]

this guy's voice sounds like jerry seinfield

[svartpavitt]

Hahaha this is hilarious!! As a swede, we have many arabs, iranians.... lets just say africans and middle eastern guys. They don't have much humor though, or not the same as ours.Which is sad, because if they did, we could all laugh together :)

[GlobaFightOnBullshit]

this vaguely reminds me of eddie izzard :D

[filip20200]

The Factory Is The Best Thing Ever! Thx For Existing =D

[GotTheBeadlesMeasles]

"I was gonna blow myself up, but that moment is gone." Funny stuff right there, LOL :D

[nuubez]

what are your references?

they blew themselves up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[ItsLikeAPurplishBlue]

@nuubez I wish I could put something like that on my resume/application.

I would ensure the employer that they were indeed, solid references.

[1misanthropist]

There's an application ?When's the interview /apprenticeship /on-the-job-training hahaha

[kais01]

Guys shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy..

[SickCount]

Like if u love when he says * BUDDY *

[InnocenceExperience]

one of the questions should have been: where do you see yourself in 5 years? In paradise.

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

2006 - 500 terrorist attacks in Europe - 1 out of the 500 had perpetrators who happened to be muslim.Year before approx 600 terrorist attacks in Europe,2 out of the 600 happened to have muslim perpetrators.

But you will never hear of this in the news.What you will hear in the news is:

Muslims this,muslims that,muslims here,muslims there.

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful there wasn't 500 terrorist attacks in Europe!

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

@InnocenceExperience

Orly?Take a look at the statistics of the past decade,there have been tons of terrorist attacks.And most of them are carried out by secular separatist groups like IRA,ETA,Corsican separatists etc.

Reference if needed: Mattias Gardell

Though I hope you don't mean to say that just because the members of these groups are not muslim by majority,that they therefore can never be terrorists nor perform terrorist attacks,because that is exactly what they do.

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful yeah I was totally right and you were categorically wrong. There were 498 terrorist attacks in 2006 in Europe, not 500 :-P. Where was you getting your figures from? 

But the only time that stupid Europol report mentions fatalities, its to say that 3,600 were killed in Afghanistan by terrorists. We really need to know the death counts. I looked up 16 ETA attacks in 2006 and there were only 2 deaths.

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

@InnocenceExperience

Haha,500 - 498 = 2.Not a big deal but alright,if such arguments excite you.

I guess I shouldn't be sentenced to prison if I try to kill you,only if I actually kill you,right? xP It is the attempt that counts in my opinion.

And as for Afghanistan; the majority of the population is muslim,so ofc the heroes,victims and villains are all muslims obviously.

16 is 800% more than 2.I would prefer it never happening,but rather risk my life twice than risk it 16 times.

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful 'I guess I shouldn't be sentenced to prison if I try to kill you,only if I actually kill you,right?' they obviously weren't attempting to murder somebody. They're not that incompetent. They were car bombs with the authorities warned beforehand. That's why I want to see the death counts.

re Afghanistan yeah but Islamic extremism is their ideology and they are targeting civilians and there r relatively high death counts.

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful I'd like to see a list of all the terrorist attacks in the world in 2006 by death count from highest to lowest. I bet the majority of the top 100 would be Islamic. Or if you had a list of all terrorist attacks where 5 or more people were killed, I bet the majority would be Islamic. Granted it is Muslim countries where there are wars but it is still mostly an Islamic problem, I think. If you look at US state departments list of terrorist organisations, all the African ones..

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful ...and nearly all the Asian ones are Islamic. Why is that? Why are there no Tibetan terrorist organisations or African Christian ones? If you look at Wikipedia list of designated terrorist organisations, most names are Islamic.

I know the majority of Muslims aren't terrorists but I think you are ignoring that this problem is especially related to Islam for some reason to do with Islamic ideology.

[InnocenceExperience]

@YouShouldBeSpankful also, it seems like out of all the religions, Islam is the only one with a terrorist problem. There are lots of expressly Islamic terrorist organisations. Christian terrorism is very minor. There are nationalist terrorist groups that happen to be Christian but are there any expressly Christian terrorist groups? I don't think there are any Buddhist terrorist organisations with a Buddhist name and Buddhist ideology etc.

[alqods80]

@InnocenceExperience All the wars in the middel east is somewere because of christian belive that jews is the chosen people even though the talmudists belives that all other none jews are not human

[rrajeevy]

im Guyanese... its a country in south america.... there are mix of Indians, and blacks

[MrMadnet]

I'm Buddhist and that was great! :D

[afrikanballa]

this guy is tooo fuckin FUNNY!!

[brandonaviv420]

@DOCTORtrololololol ....nobody cares

[DOCTORtrololololol]

@brandonaviv420 yet you have made the effort to reply...?

[iGatorNation]

OMG this guy is hilarious.

[alexandreracine123]

Awesome Factory !!!

[Viarco9]

Maz Jobrani: "Do you have any references?"

*Seinfeld appears on stage*

"They blew themselves up!"

[mooseasaurusrex]

This is the cat that was in one of the 'Friday' movies, right? With Ice Cube and Mike Epps? Holey Moley doughnuts?

[TheLaughFactory]

@mooseasaurusrex Heck yeah!

[mooseasaurusrex]

@TheLaughFactory Rock on! And thanks. Really digging this channel as--- well, who doesn't need to laugh more, right? Plus I wanna do Stand Up... from my wheelchair! (I have MS.) THAT right there is funny. At least to me, ya' know?

Hmmm? Wait. What was the question? `;}>

[bumbaclartish]

@TheLaughFactory Lool When I first saw Hangover, I thought he should have been Eddie the arab

[konalanz10]

@mooseasaurusrex I assume youre american so I have a question for you. Why is that when you used to call everyone by the name dawg you now call them cats? What is this deal with americans, cats and dogs?

[lamphien6696]

@konalanz10 its the select few dont worry...fish

[mooseasaurusrex]

@konalanz10 Yep, I'm an American. As far as 'cat' and 'dog'; they're just terms of endearment, ya' know? And no, I'm not trying to be a wise-guy with that answer.

[boyODD]

@mooseasaurusrex Office Space too if im not mistaken

[cudatheferocious]

@mooseasaurusrex thees ees uh, new guys, ees clyde and uh dodo XD

[psypsy751]

I don't feel very explosive LOL ! :)

[thebeat911]

I think the audience is laughing AT THIS GUY not his jocks.

[MizzyLexis94]

@ thenassbass Where do you get the impression that he is trying to be like Dave Chapelle? I mean sincerly, do you know something I don't?

[thenassbass]

asshole, wanna be dave chapelle

[neolord42]

@thenassbass dude they are both great comedians...and hes not a wannabe

[jonamuk7]

Holy molly donut shop.

[ZIYAD91]

hes hilarious

[jahahn91]

His voice sounds exactly Jerry Seinfeld

[wigwambam]

I love this guy

[tinspin1]

This guy is seriously sososo funny xD i was dying of laughter xD

[Bracerjack]

I like him :)

[danimanfly]

I LOVES LAUGH FACTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[infestedbigmac]

the audience sucks balls

[Nickgupplies]

Switch the "a" and the "o" DO YOU SMELLLLLLL?

[1misanthropist]

When he started with the application no one at first laughed. What the hell ? It was funny shit. Thanks Maz.

[Tierney40]

scroll down below the video and tell me he doesn't sound like Jerry Seinfeld...

[JacobDakarai23]

This guy is the shit!

[jackdtroughton]

Of course Al Qaeda wouldn't pray before getting on the plane, it's not an actual group.

[DjRalfy]

@jackdtroughton Correct. +1

[IzaFaqat]

@jackdtroughton oh stfu

[jackdtroughton]

@IzaFaqat I know right? Hard to believe the way they peddle it to us, it's ridiculous. :P polidics (dot) com/cia/top-ranking-cia-operat­ives-admit-al-qaeda-is-a-compl­ete-fabrication.html

[IzaFaqat]

@jackdtroughton bro im from the mid east theyre clearly there, everyonek nows theyre there. why would anyone believe some kid in the west who dont know shit obviously

[jackdtroughton]

@IzaFaqat There is no need for this to involve negativity, we simply have a difference in the information we possess. I'm not saying that there are not organizations and factions that do similar things to what Al Qaeda is alleged to do, but the group Al Qaeda, as led by Osama Bin Laden, was a CIA fabrication, if you read anything not released by corporate controlled media. I'm perfectly aware religious and nationalist extremist groups are violently disrupting the Middle East.

[651TARIK612]

@IzaFaqat where are u from ya khara libnany

[IzaFaqat]

@651TARIK612 good try

[PiosGirl725]

YAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYA!!! roflmfao xD

[TOMMYTOM1993]

this guy sounds just like Jerry Seinfeld

[brandonjamres]

HEY...I'm guyanese:P

[amartinjoe]

he's really good; very funny...top notch....a great delivery.

[WizMaxa]

I Dont Feel Very Explosive...

[ClementIsInsane]

Al Qaeda training application :

"Do you have any references?"

"They blew themselves up..... There was one Buddhist, he did not do it."

[RockandRolla91]

Thumbs up if you're caressing your right nipple!

[waffleztime]

12 people arent in the moment

[MrFFSMAN]

do u have any references?? LOL

[DMTwannaB]

Man I love the Factory!

[TheLaughFactory]

@DMTwannaB Thanks! We love your positive comment!

[m33lad]

@DMTwannaB is not factory is the comedians

[lakerfan2390]

i got two new guys,,,clyde and doe-doe

[StopSpamming1]

This guy really is funny.

But when I heard the guy blow himself up to blast open the gates into the hotel for the shooters I was not laughing. They missed me but shot every one else they came across.

[heavenlydevilsgrin]

run around the airport

LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU­LULULULULULULULU

[hammurabi908]

Now .. I dont feel very explosiv XD

[xxLilJXxX]

so funny

[sickofitall915]

That moment is gone

[Aryanperse]

"Do you have any references?"." They blew themselves up ." was hilarious.

[aguamigo22]

he sounds kind of like jerry seinfeld in this

[KriztofferKriztenzen]

Praise be the Buddha

[jezzetv]

"i dont feel very explosive" ROFL

[spudy13964]

9 people didnt like his sense of humor so instead of choosing the like button they chose the dislike button, as it reflected their feelings towards the comedian

[TheNJ6]

lol im half-guyanses my mom is from there i gotta show her this

[cobra888]

9 people blew themselves up.

[faroverseas]

Close your eyes..he sounds like Seinfield.

[lmen1990]

Dude this guy is hilarious.

[AndreMoxey1]

Yo! This The Guy Fom "Friday After Next"...((Holy Moley Donut))

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@AndreMoxey1 Is he in 13 going on 30 too?

[DudeGuyNimNim]

PEOPLE an application for like a job!!!!!! not a application for the iphone!!!!!!!

[TheLaughFactory]

@DudeGuyNimNim maximum facepalm

[IceGene]

@TheLaughFactory hahhaa someone's playing crysis :>

[brandonjamres]

@DudeGuyNimNim people are retarded

[votumseparatum1]

@halcyon0830 Eh, I think everybody knows that intelligence agencies like CIA either play a part in terrorism or are directly responsible for it. Regardless, I think most terrorist acts are done by I.A., not some Muslim guy trying to make a point.

[acmulhern]

@votumseparatum1 terrorism is called resistance once they win the war. they are called terrorism if they're still on the side of the loosers and only exist because they resist some kind of authority that opresses them, without whom they wouldn't even think of blowing themselves up

[votumseparatum1]

@acmulhern terrorist, freedom fighters - same thing. Suicide bombers, soldiers - same thing. You send soldiers to war to die, same with bombers.

[NovaTycho]

i just realized who this is! HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP! LOL

[taker13angel]

an app to bomb???

[PoloGreenClassic]

hey how are those Yankees? There going to win the Super Bowl this year?

[antmayfield]

way to make a very touchy topic funny!

[manhattanbori]

I dont feel very explosive LOL

[FreeCapital]

Hilarious.

[TheKylekid39]

-insert random comment here from vid that every will like and thumbs up. becoming most like comment -

[Midasthe2nd]

buddhists RULE!

[dravreh]

He did this on TED talks too - epic!

[TheLaughFactory]

@dravreh Oh cool! I didn't know he did a TED Talk! Here is the link if anyone else is interested: /watch?v=RmXiItk49Gw

[mpopean]

@TheLaughFactory Thanks for the link. The guy is a genius.

[DrMultiBeard]

he is trying to blend in to hard.

[Mont556n]

Ha Ha, funny guy....

[dbaig187]

he's funny but he pulled that stupid generic "lalalala" muslim joke

[Joshua001A]

@aalsmadi1, no tamils are hindu, sinhalese sri lankans are buddhist

[Nappy1987]

was this guy in Friday after next?

[chiranga119]

Buddhists are not that stupid to BLOW THEM selves up just because some one says. Buddhism is not a religion that tells the people to sacrifice them selves for the religion.

It is a philosophy that says think from your BRAIN (if you have) and evaluate the after math of the things you are going to do before you do it.

[votumseparatum1]

@chiranga119 Actually, you're wrong. There are plenty of Tibetan Buddhists who have been TORTURED for their beliefs. China has been charged with crimes against humanity in Tibet so yes, like all religions, Buddhists DO sacrifice themselves for their beliefs. They may not blow themselves up but refusing to give up your beliefs in the face of danger is self-sacrifice.

[rhcprxbandits]

why is he doing a middle eastern accent for a Buddhist guy

[KaslarProductions]

Step 1: Type in punch line.

Step 2: Get thumbs up.

Step 3: ??????

Step 4: Profit.

[killerclam57]

@KaslarProductions hype

[IxZARATHOSxI]

NICE!!!

[Fre3ZinRain]

what if da Buddhist have two moments of an explosive mind set then would he blow himself up

[pedrohkrx1]

3 most important bombing rules: Location location location

[Fre3ZinRain]

@pedrohkrx1 and dont practice

[Sunnyanddawn]

lol

[Dimefan91]

once saw footage of a Buddhist monk, in the sacred robes or whatever, with an AK holding a bank hostage demanding the prime minister to talk with China for the freedom of Tibet. The only time I've ever seen a buddhist be violent and it looked really awkward. Like watching a fish driving a car, it just didn't seem right hahaha

[navahotaku]

@Dimefan91 I saw that footage, but I think it was for freedom of tibet.

[HigherPlanes]

Funny dude.

[DancingSpiderman]

...I don't feel very explosive...

[CombatArmsFPSHQ]

this dude is hilarious

[SalsaRavioli]

 those damn guyanese you can't trust em, you cant trust those damn guyanese

[FMLForeverMoreLive]

They blew themselves up!

[blakka91]

ahahaha!

[brianKRAZY1]

hahaha "hey hows those yankees? there gonna win the superbowl this year" lmao

[1245TA]

Behind all of those funny jokes that he tell in may of his routine, there's a good message.. I love it..

[Razorthemaster]

I'm buddhist and i find this funny as shit.

[gearsofwar2318]

This guy is funny.

[CosmoHunter24]

One of my favorite comedians. Can't go wrong with Maz Jobrani - hilarious!

[JerryBeatFreak]

I laughed just reading the title...Thats how you tell a good joke. Haha ;)

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

That was great!

[Seraph4500]

hilarious

[GamesAlert]

hahahahaha