Chris Chan has a seizure

[Toyman1982]

Where can i find this unedited? i mean, seriously who needs to make this FUNNIER? it cant be done! its already a fucking comedy goldmine!

[lostchief]

People like this make me feel better about myself.

"There is always a bigger fish"

[KNP192]

God bless you, Blockatiel.

[SuperScotty97Returns]

That guy must have the WORST camera ever, such shit quality!

[SomeBlokeLol]

Isn't Chris Chan getting a bit old now? As in, it's no longer funny or "cool" to "troll" him? His dad died recently you soulless retards

[halowarrior1000]

I was playing minecraft while playing this and as he said "TEARING AT YOUR SOULS" I heard thunder...o_o

[ggman3000]

this guy would give a woman 2 headed sperms

[TonyBMan]

remember in Kung Fu Hustle? when The Beast punched the main guy's head THROUGH the floor? well, thats what i want to do to chris-chan....just listening to him babble angers me

[OmeQuicksilver]

Whats sad is this is still more coherent then the original video

[isabella23131]

u scare me.... i swear

[isabella23131]

u scare me.......

[RenaissanceMan1993]

Activate the glasses removing head turn. Goooooood!

[clawsthewolf]

how the fuck did chris chan spell jerkoff wrong lol

[sano2000]

Look at those fucking tits jesus!

[GeneStarwind09]

Maybe I didn't look hard enough, but where's the seizure?

[Feralbreed]

Love how he took his glasses off. So tough.

[toyy7675]

Bullying consists of three basic types of abuse – emotional, verbal and physical. It typically involves subtle methods of coercion such as intimidation. Bullying can be defined in many different ways. Although the UK currently has no legal definition of bullying,[3] some US states have laws against it.[4]

[SuperTrigger1989]

more like retarded homo :P

[angelmarine1292]

I am not a pedofork!

[radioactivemonkey7]

Hey, guys. How's your souls? How are your consciences? Mine are fine. C:

[m70c00l]

If hitler spoke english this would be him! lool

[Getoffmearse]

4:23 Chris Chan turns into the tourettes guy

[rexinator500]

Why doesn't Chris just realize that trolls don't stop, and that the only way to have peace is for him to just stop fighting it and probably leave his shit behind him?

.......

Oh wait, that's right, because he's autistic. I disagree with the "high-functioning" part though.

[kisaro88]

OH TEH NOEZ HES GONNA TEAR AT OUR SOULZ D:

[kisaro88]

...Can chrischan fail even more then he already does? is it possible?

[rjp493]

why the fuck does he repeat himself like 12 times

[BlanFan2O]

TL;DW: Raeg and BAWWW.

[bill1i2am]

I love the way you censored with cockatiels. <3 Beautiful birds.

[Sparklespmm]

Hes adorable

[Psquit]

if that guy had a girlfriend then every person in the universe can have one.

[CalicoatMaker]

right into his Playstation 9?

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

ROFL. So uh, you think those glasses make you see better than those of us with 20/20 vision, Chris? And the part following that made absolutely no fucking sense. Try to have your bullshit ramblings pre thought out before you make an ass out of yourself. Oh wait.

[EZ3Xicano]

Is he a member of the KKK?

[Psquit]

@EZ3Xicano since when the kkk have low standars...

[EltBerserker]

Usually, internet victims are plagued their entire lives by one video.

For Chris Chan, there are 1000000 videos.

[Kelthire]

The fuck?! If taking off your glasses allows you to see better and clearer, then why the hell are you wearing it in the first place? Chris, even an illiterate & uneducated child from a third world country is way smarter and brighter than you

[THECHINESESPIGITES]

fatass

[dinosaurjr420]

How can he complain about adult life when he doesn't even have any of the typical hardships? Everything's handed to him.

[panzerwolf494]

@dinosaurjr420

All's he has to do is shut up and he'll pass into the archives of the web...but every time you forget about him, he pops up and stirs shit

[Sabertooth1000000000]

Pedafork?

[Pkinchy]

@Sabertooth1000000000 pedofork, as in pedophile

[jimmyhtd]

Soccer horns make this alot better.

[Deermouse168268]

chris chan can go to hell and die for all I care

[Trooperxp]

SEIG HEIL CHANDLER!

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

"THE original creator of Sonichu" he sure is proud of that

[southy98]

A textbook example on how not to act on the internet.

[KentuckyToday]

Yall just twist my words around.... I LOVE DICKS

lol

[thepsychicpebble]

I fucking love you.

[moogle2123]

Marriland is his so called "sweet heart" and it'll be love at first sight.

[Coodude26]

"And more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together of your own ego that you so richly consume of."

Truly, this will be an inspirational quote for generations to come.

[Spacenuggetcadet]

God, did his parents lock him in that room from when he was born, because he talks about pointless shit... Nice edit, by the way xD

[BlueBlackInside]

your tears sustain my trolling

[noobsmasher123]

thank god for blockatiel. THANK GOD.

[Octane64]

Bitch, get your flabby ass hand out of my face.

[ason5]

fuck you

[Toasty3D]

Ugh, I rage when i hear him say "that was NOT Crystal whose eyes were censored that was MEGAN!" Seriously? The point of censoring eyes is to conceal the identity of the person.

I need to go lie down. Too much stress.

[mundegus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD­DDDOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOO­OOOOORRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK! XD MOR KIND THEN WE THINK???? DUDE UR THE ONE TAKING GAMING GIFTS FROM PEOPLE AND ACTING ALL UNGRATEFUL! serious stop now!

[UberDoomi]

I like how he tries to sound smart. It's fun to pretend sometimes, huh?

[Fakenstien]

Wait.

Didn't the entire megan saga take place before ED even knew about this fuck?

[askalarium]

haha,

[michaelkid67890]

What's funny was that him and Megan were never together

[poweroftheatom]

my fucking ribs lol!

[musiccritick101]

Ah he's methodist. No wounder he is so fucked up.

[LaziAura]

It's really mean to make fun of him, he's mentally challenged, jeez.

[musiccritick101]

@LaziAura

He's autistic which basicly means that he has the mind of a child. What kind of man-child would do the stuff that he does?

[chrischantroll]

chris chan is a twat, ED rules

[AngelofLightX4]

This guy is 40% fail 60% Gay, and 100% lulz xD

[mrsumfin]

joooleehhh!!

[Toasty3D]

FUCK YEAH BLOCKATIEL!

[DekuLink7]

JULLAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[ilikemunting]

ever heard of a whore,

[ilikemunting]

we have found the missing link.

darwin would be proud

[PaleHorseRider90]

TEARING AT YOUR SOULS!!!

[orkutfinance]

please tell me this is a joke, please, this can't be a real human, he just can't be real.

[MGTRANSFORMER]

he's real. every video he makes is 100% him. he's not an actor, nor a comedian.

[TheBadass1000]

Reminds me of that fat nerd guy on robot chicken.

[Darushi3]

This video is now eligible for revenue sharing. Thanks, everyone, for making this video popular.

And no, I'm not signing up for it.

[mrwario1]

why not?

[Darushi3]

Cause

a) Chris might try to sue me

b) having ads appear everywhere is lame

[NotMarforius]

@Darushi3

Do eet. Make munnies. Lrn2adblock

[Darushi3]

@NotMarforius

I have adblock. Not everyone else does. I'm not going to get into legal trouble over a stupid video I made about Chris chan.

[CharlieOKane]

@Darushi3 chris-chan can barely manage to feed and clothe himself, i wouldnt worry about him suing you. git dat ca$h yo

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Darushi3 Bro, he hasn't learned how to DMCA, what makes you think he'd know how to sue you?

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Darushi3 Silly Darushi! Chris is a lvl99 Retard, he'd never be able to sue you!

[Carnage1235]

You know girls are actually jealous of this guy, because he actually has bigger tits then most of them.

[xSinderElliex]

I know I'm jealous

[kisaro88]

@Carnage1235 LMFAO i love how i see you comment on almost everything related to chrischan :P, trolls will be trolls TROLLFORCE!

[Carnage1235]

What I really love is the fact that the majority of my CWC comments are on highest rated. Haha

[kisaro88]

@Carnage1235 Lmfao iknorite?

[TonyBMan]

@Carnage1235 they're all secretly wishing they could be JUULLLLLAAAAYYYY, JULLLLLAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[sega7]

@Carnage1235 They actually don't look to bad to be honest...< <

[MonolMaster]

Take a picture, here's a motivation poster idea.

Chris Chan

This is you if you fail at life.

Any other ideas?

[Noisemaze]

@MonoIMaster:

Schadenfreude

It is the only explanation behind Chris Chan's existence.

Chris Chan

"God is dead" -Clyde Cash, attributed.

CWC

He recycles!

[Thing07]

@MonolMaster Here's another motivational poster idea.

*Picture of Chrischan*

Chris Chan

Something even god would not wish upon his worst enemy.

[admiralamadras]

6:33

LOL!!! THIS GUY SUCKS!!

[NitroRhapsody]

"CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET, I am almost 30 and I still fail to realize how much I fail."

Like Twilight. Also,

JUULLLAAAYYYYYYY

[ColorzBox]

@NitroRhapsody Lol

[Shavarnarak]

I think this guy could be the posterboy for why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Some people might have more like HIM!

[Numenorean921]

Why is he waving around a playstation controller?

[SoopySnoopy]

he put his glasses in his moobs

[lordhasen]

is this real

[feh2]

Why doesn't chris just adopt a child and rename her crystal? :|

[xXsausagemanXx]

@ feh2:

cuz he likes to make my little ponie idols out of pubic hair.

[GLORYxMARCABIA]

JUUUULLLLAAAAYYY

[overkill0lethal]

That's always funnier after the 1'000th time.

[GLORYxMARCABIA]

i want at least an ounce of Rosechu's vagina

[CCRkunk88]

i have no clue what he is talking about haha

[perjuchan]

you have the biggest tits ever, chris

[kerry5101971]

Ian loves dicks! Say it isn't so...

[theundeadmachine]

you go gril

[erererer2]

well one good thing for him when drawing your girlfreind you can make her boobs as big as you want

[Kilo112205]

fucking man tits..

[BlueGolem10384]

LOLOL

[Darkfire9189]

LOL, LOL, what a fucking faggot.

[kindaextraordinary]

His whole fucking life is a lie. All his previous girlfriends have been male or trools. All his previous friends are so just to fucking mess with him. He rarely even leaves his fucking room, which, by the way, is filled with anime crap and masturbation toys. One question should be asked...how has he already not killed himself?

[fman40000]

That's easy.He doesn't know how to.

[sunfighter86]

jesus, it's been over 4 minutes when does he have a seizure? It is the only reason i opened this damned video. 7 minutes of this "guy's" diatribe is way too fucking many.

[KronikalAnoshmo]

im afraid of his game controller

[Lonedracowolf28]

6:00

Oh, I'm so scared!

[TailsFails]

Chris, is such a sad fag. Im a autist and even i can 1. Draw better and 2. Have a brain. Well Sonichu was a nice idea until he SIMPLY ruined it all with cheap sex and other gay shit. -w-

[TailsFails]

Btw, i first thought this was real. *bricked*

[robokill387]

"Sonichu was a nice idea until he SIMPLY ruined it all with cheap sex and other gay shit."

no, even if it lacked those thing, it still would be a fail comic and a fail idea.

[oddooddod]

No one actually said that, did they?

[rabendranath]

1:10 wha...????

[pididle]

Well, you twisted his words around.

... How's your soul feeling?

[ByrdBirdB1rd]

Whoever did this wasted ALOT of time making fun of a mentally disabled person.

I kind of hate the guy, even though I have an autistic brother. But I do realize he was fucked up from birth, it's not really his fault.

[shimsham35]

watch more videos of him and you'll find it is his fault for being a retard

[Lilgurlnikky]

OMG !Could you please tell me what program you did this with!

[Vinya]

so ronery...."frivus lucrid adultry!"

[DourifGirl]

Why the hell is Chris so obsessed with having a daughter? He'd probably molest her. It's a good thing no one has agreed to procreate with him. Good Lord...

[Bonerfiesta]

One of the few times where Blockatiel actually did some good. Censorship-lovin' avian bastard that he is.

[dextrangel]

best video ever!!! freaking hilarious 5 stars

[spanketyspankety]

Also YOU YOU YOU YOU

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

I swear his mother fucked Ross Perot while his dad was at a furry convention, and he is the real father of this piece of work.

[RocMegamanX]

I'm kinda glad that Chris doesn't continue Sonichu. I only watched the audiobooks on Youtube and judging from the comic's degradation from "family-friendly" to straight-up hentai, I'm kinda glad that Sonichu didn't continue.

[JurkeyTURKEYwait]

"out of your ego that you so richly....consume of..."

[redblack305]

sonichu balls!!

[oOOxBKxOOo]

lol blockatiel

[TasslehoffFTW]

lol @ the comments about furries from four months ago... oh yeah and the video is funny too.

[bkisme]

the electric dick pokemon

[guigly017]

is this guy for real??? i mean ive watched like 3 of his videos and i still just dont want to think this is real

[SirFrogGT]

same here. i wish this was just a figment of a horrible dream. but sadly, yes. this guy does exist. i think he's a imbecile in his own and highest caliber.

[gardevoirtrainer]

Yeah, he's for real. I know, because I actually know him, unfortunately.

[10191927]

He deserves that ED page more than anyone else.

[mrkrabs366]

They are 3 Reason's why Chris Chan can't get a boyfriend-Free girl (Or just boyfriend because he's a faggot.) Is because:

1. He's Fucking creepy. He call's sex ''Hanky Panky'' and imagine's that he'll have sex and draw's about it.

2. He drew a part in Sonichu where he explained how Sex work's and he drew dick's and pussy's which is one of the BIG Reason's.

3. He's fat, 26 year's old, and who would want to be with him in the first place?

[xtntxex]

even worse 27 years old he's only 2 and a half years from being the 30 year old virgin autistic manchild.

[Fhrgaderga]

And 10 more after that and he'd be the 40-year old Autistic virgin manchild >_>

[neotokio5000]

Nice edits. CWC is the Assburger Interwebs Master. Fucking word.

[mrkrabs366]

Look at Epic fail in the dictionary and the definition is chris chan.

[hardybrunchman]

Dykes! Dykes! china!

[Lost4ubabe]

Lol, I love he blames ED for Megan hating him when it was really HIS stalking her and drawing retarded porn of her and uploading.. . sicko!!!

[DoubleIntruder]

Didn't he try to rape her once?

Or at least get way, WAY too touchy in fit o rabid virgin rage..

Oh well back to creepy stalking at the mall for Chris Chan i guess, LoL!

[UberSoldat1234]

"TEARING AT YOUR SOULS.... emotionally..."

Thats classic.

[Koyuki14]

Where the fuck is the seizure???

[Menkha]

@ 5:55... he starts going as if he's the Emperor! Your pitiful trolls are no match for the power of my sonichu!

[avb161]

'your ego that you so greatly consume of' what a fucking moron.

[CleaveTheDragon]

FIVE PITCHERS

[mike2223312]

man i feel sorry for that girl (if that was her in the picture or even looks something like it) shes pretty hot and hes lucky a girl that looks even half that good gave him the time of day

[camoq]

5:58 LOL WUT

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

What does lucrid mean? He says it like 5 times and I can't find it in any dictionary...

[JK666AB]

that's because the poor boy made it up in his desperate and losing struggle with the english language

[kagayaki]

2:37 Fell out of my chair laughing

[gqnkill]

Gosh, can't imagine WHY he's a 26 yr old virgin...

[TehSyncMan]

He fucked a doll.

...yeah, that doesn't count, does it. lol

[zigg4d]

no, he didn't JUST fuck a doll, he fucked one AS IF IT WAS A REAL PERSON!

....and did worse after that...

[JK666AB]

JULLLLIIIIIEEEEE!

[ultm8ninja]

JJJJUUUUULLLAAAAAAAYYYYY

[xsabbathgamer]

juliea

[Vinya]

but remember, he is not a pedofork!

[hubblenuts]

IF I SEE A DICK I JUST LOOK AWAY

[NavixWolven]

It's your fault for being a Jealous Fatty.

[MikoDollie]

Oh shut up Chris you touching and harassing her was what turned her away. Stop blaming everyone else like you did nothing.

[nithyan1]

This guy gives ol' Nick Pacione a run for his money.

[MikoDollie]

Megan never loved you Chris...