Something "Special" From The Vault - Episode 23

[kokohawk]

3 letters.

O. M. G.

[mikma]

i miss rufus..mikma was here

[AskRufus]

:-)

[KevyNova]

J. Edgar: "A real man's man!"

Haha, great!

[OhCurt]

J. Edgar sent us a thank you note.

It smelled of perfume for some reason...

[dl737]

A gem!! :)

[AskRufus]

You are a true American, Danny! lol

[captainfury2007]

Okay, this was so fucking funny I started coughing during it and tearing up.

Genius.

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Steve!

:-D

[erra404]

Your flag is an anachronism. The flag that would be in the background when TV was new would have 48 stars in a grid so they lined up both horizontally and vertically.

I enjoyed the video a lot.

[Dozzer]

LMAO taking it old school FTW

[idasputem]

THANKS SUGARTALKER for passing it on!

[Illuminatta]

Love it!

[LaJetts]

so lmao....i was getting flashes of "duck and cover" old vids....i should see someone about that!  a lot of fun and ur "commie" collabs were great :) i think i sub to those comrades...eek, now im on the 'list' ;)

[DanPostropheL]

At least the Magic Mirror didn't come out...

Cute show.

So -- about that naked hand puppet collab. Is Rufus willing to do an episode without his sock on?

-dan'l

[Hippiefied1]

so Rufus is the only one to get away with calling you Curtis?? wtf? ok ok I'm over it. it just took a second lol. GREAT VIDEO!!

[AskRufus]

(((Lisafied)))

-Curt

[KurtGnu]

This was the best yet by far... :) :)

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Rob

:-)

-Curt

[tommy30507]

Oh, WOW...again.....Talent...That'­s what you two have...TALENT!!!!!!

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Ronnie - Wow!

:-)

-Curt

[Spielbergsp]

This was certainly amazing, mr Curtis. :)

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Mr. Michael!

:-)

-Curt

[Marihani]

God save the queen in the background? You guys crack me up! LOL!

[AskRufus]

There was a queen in the background??

(((Marianne)))

-Curt

Ps. Have you chatted with either Kenrg, Periurban, or tlg847 about Vloggerheads yet?

[Marihani]

There was probably more than one queen involved! Hehe!

(((((Curt)))))

Nope - not heard from any of them. Should I have? Mail me :-)

[Ravensinger]

hehehe...this is so classic! Not a potty mouth...no!...hehe Great propaganda episode guys!!!...hehe I'm with Rufus...raaaallllppph!! Fun stuff you two!

[AskRufus]

Well it all seemed so normal at the time, what can ya do!

;-)

[randomwritings]

Hey Rufus, you mentioned him so I thought I would ask, "Why did you guys name the head of the FBI after a vacuum cleaner?" I guess he could remove all those little reds from under the bed but it seems a bit extreme to me

[AskRufus]

We've learned our lesson since then. Nowadays we support your right to whatever color dust bunnies you choose to keep under your bed.

Unless they're those edible candied bunny things that you find around Easter - Rufus insists on eating those.

-Curt

[YTsHaDoWkNiGhT]

Rufus put the questions in the toaster? Lol! Your outtake at the end hurt my sides.

Another awesome episode Rufus and Mr. Curtis!

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Mr. Norman!

;-)

-Curt

[phekwig]

Wny do I suddenly smell 1953? Love it!!!

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Andy. I swear it was my chair!!

8-|

-Curt

[ChristopherMast]

now I want toast

[AskRufus]

He ate the last of it then threw it up.

I'm sure you wouldn't want any NOW.

-Curt

[pslovekrystal]

i like the videos of yours i stumbled across but i was wondering one thing are you related to cutewithchris? you somewhat sound like him and somewhat remind me alot of him

[AskRufus]

Thanks! And, no, we're not related. But I did once consider creating the user name CrustWithCurt - a spinoff channel with toast instructional videos.

...yeah, the idea died mercifully.

-Curt

[DawndeeDALLAS]

That was bad..."BAD-ASS"!...hehe funny stuff!

[AskRufus]

And you don't mess around with ASS, that's for darn sure.

[Elaina43]

LMFAO Curt - you are adorable! I got a thing for taped glasses.

(Chuck had tape on his glasses when we went on our very first date - seriously, really, honestly, no shit, I'm not pulling your leg.)

[AskRufus]

That's awesome!

Chuck's a smart man - he knew what would work.

:-D

[audionautix]

boy that was so long ago, I don't even remember it. How many years ago was that...

in Dog years???

[AskRufus]

Dog years? I think it adds up to about the same amount of student loan money I'll be paying back.

[CountryComesToTown]

LMAO We need to hear more from Mr. Curtis!

[AskRufus]

Mr. Curtis was grilled by McCarthy and his crew over stolen toast.

Painful memories...

[thegreatronald]

questions ARE delicious :) and i love the glasses Mr. Curtis!

[AskRufus]

He likes to eat them with lots of butter and Chateaus Latour.

Turns out that's what he eventually did with my glasses as well...!

-Curt

[ralfonzo83]

looooooooooooooooooool!! with like 1000 o´s :)

[AskRufus]

That's about as many as I experienced watching the latest Germy episode, I'll have you know.

-Curt

[mixedpixel]

Yepp, that was bad but I watched it anyway....

[AskRufus]

If it's not bad, then it's probably not on YouTube - hey, that could be Google's new slogan!

;-)

-Curt

[Blinkazoid]

OMG Best AskRufus episode EVER!!! 5 stars/fav/featured on my page. So you guys scored a trifecta:) OK, so it's not worth as much as a trifecta at the track but it's something I guess. Ya know, I'll bet if Wiley Coyote had only eaten some Acme Toast he'd have caught that darn Road Runner!!!

[AskRufus]

WOWZERS! Thanks, Blink!

And, yeah, he should've opted for the toast instead of the anvil. Less fiber in the toast, but at least it doesn't leave a nasty lump on the noggin'.

[ydnarOrandy]

***** Outstanding.

The tape on the glasses.

Nice period touch Mr Curtis. It's that toilet bowl water that gives you a potty mouth Rufus

[AskRufus]

I've learned that it's safe NOT to ask where his water comes from...!

Thanks, Randy

-Curt

[thefrozenghost]

Golly! That sure was the bee's knees, fellas. And with my nifty True Blue Decoder Ring, I could see all the secret messages just swell!

[AskRufus]

Neato, Frosty! That nifty decoder ring of yours will help you fight the evil and protect the American way.

Either that or it'll give you an allergic reaction.

[dardrv]

LMAO, That's all there is to say!

[AskRufus]

Cool!

Thanks!

:-D

-Curt

[AnIrrationalRatio]

How times have changed, these days the red menace would be slang for VD.

I hope Rufus is feeling better. If not some toast might settle his stomach!

[OhCurt]

Valentines Day?

Rufus had been eating some leftover Valentines Day candy before we watched the old footage, actually.

All things connect.

8-)

[AnIrrationalRatio]

Valentines day?!?! HUH?!?

OOOOOOh, yes, no of course.

That's what I meant. LOL

[nbwulf]

A mans man...xD

Amazing episode gents, loved it.

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Jason - give all my best to the folks in Toronto!

:-)

-Curt

[GilesMan5000]

Ha ha brilliant!!

[AskRufus]

Now you know why I'm looking as old as I do.

Thanks, Giles

-Curt

[timecentre]

frikkin' brilliant....truly a masterpiece...

[AskRufus]

We strive to be weird. If masterpiece shares a similar definition, then THANK YOU!!

:-D

-Curt

[timecentre]

if it's not a little weird it's not worth

watching...

[OhCurt]

And a frightening little glimpse as well maybe, huh? HA!

[GreatGig1]

Thanks for sharing the vintage Ask Rufus and showing the sponser of the day, Acme Toast! ha! Good to see you are still around after all these years! The question askers haven't changed as much as you and Little Rufus! :-) Great job all!!

[AskRufus]

Those question askers have been through alot (especially the one who had to contend with ASS).

We're a goofy but whethered bunch.

8-P

Thanks, Caylyn

-Curt

[Perroquet51]

OMG! Curt, this was brilliant. You two just get better and better.

[nbwulf]

Excellent clip amigo... =)

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Marc. Your part in this rocked the Casbah, I have to say.

See? Even Jason agrees with me.

-Curt

[tunisianswife]

I wonder every time how each episode can top the previous one, and it somehow does! Loved the editing. aah, thank goodness for bringing us back to present day. Ya had me a lil' paranoid there. I was waiting for someone to call me a subversive and hall me away!

[AskRufus]

The way I look at it, if we're not being accused of being subversive, our day is nowhere near complete yet.

Thanks, Susan!

:-)

-Curt

[jabbabird]

OMG...I almost pissed myself! The pens in the pocket, the glasses, the shirt, and that dorky smile!!...OOPS, the smile is the same, but it is still a bit dorky.

This is one of my favorites!

[AskRufus]

Wow, you're the third person reporting bladder problems as a result of this video.

My ass is gonna get SUED over this!

THANKS!

-Curt

[jabbabird]

I cannot tell a lie...almost anything makes me pee. I pee when I sneeze too. So Maybe that wasn't the compliment I intended it to be, but I do still love the video, and you...both of you! lol

[MsOpheliaPayne]

lolol

yall crack me up everytime

[AskRufus]

That's music to my ears (or eyeballs, since I'm reading this).

Sho iz!

;o)

-Curt

[1DRock37167]

Best yet!

[AskRufus]

Thanks - we intend to start sucking out loud again very soon.

8-)

-Curt

[dl737]

OMG - you definitely need to warn people. Listening to this at work (headsets of course) this vid made me burst out twice in laughter - and my co workers are like WTF? Don't do this to me!!! How is one to hide their YT addiction!

[AskRufus]

Should we report you to ASS?

;-)

BTW, mARIA's being bad again (see her comment prior to yours).

-Curt

[GramsandPapi]

Holy Moly!! That made me laugh so loud that Papi came running in to see what the heck was going on!!! Thanks, Grams

[AskRufus]

HA! Awesome.

Thank you!

:-D

-Curt

[JeepGirl2]

Ha ha ha haaaaa!  :0) YOu guys are great!

Curt, I think you have my father down to a T! LOL :0)

[AskRufus]

I'm glad you said *I* did and not Rufus. I'd be worried about your dad.

(((JG2)))

-Curt

[thizizliz]

Holy Moley Rufus - that was funny! J Edgar Hoover will protect us. Yeah. Where are my saddle shoes anyway??????

[AskRufus]

LMAO!

Hoover had a flair that few us could ever hope to copy.

-Curt

[TonyDi]

HAHA!! BRILLIANT!! GREAT concept, wonderful editing and just plain good old fashioned fun!! MAN this should be featured and hopefully will be. Curt 500 stars if they'd let us have that many. Rufus is such a potty mouth. He needs his tongue shortened or something!! HAHA!! GREAT stuff guys. Awesome.

[AskRufus]

LOL - Thanks! Hmmm, shortening the tongue... something tells me he'd find a way to compensate and blow me out of the water even further.

;-)

-Curt

[Aceswolf]

OMG I think I just pissed my pants :) LOL Freaking Hysterical :)

[AskRufus]

OH DEAR!!

See my reply to Chris just before this one. LOL

*Thanks*

[Aceswolf]

OK :) LOL

[bugsinrug]

Omg!! I laughed till I almost....almost peed my pants! This is a keeper for sure! Hugs, Chris

[AskRufus]

Maybe this channel should come with its own special accidental urniation warning??

(((Chris)))

I've instructed Lisa to give you one of these for real in person this weekend.

-Curt

[bugsinrug]

Someday I will hug you in person Curt.

Love You!

[Stuka87]

That episode was AWESOME!!

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Brandon

...or CLONE of Brandon??...!

-Curt

[anniehiggy]

Rufus, YOU are dandy! However, you can't kiss these two lips - I'm taken. ;)

(But can you send me the instructions on that thing you do that points your leg to the North Star? Dogs are so darn lucky...)

[AskRufus]

Rufus keeps bragging about it but he won't share the secret.

I may have to cut off his toast and Chateaus Latour supply to get even!

-Curt

[Ranblv]

I am sure Joseph McCarthy is so darn proud of the 1950s rufus show :-)

[AskRufus]

He submitted a video way back when asking why his skin suddenly had a yellowish tint. But he died of hepatitis before Rufus could give the diagnosis.

8-|

-Curt

[GayCarrington]

That was fantastic!

XX, Gay

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Gay!

I still owe you an intro clip, btw.

-Curt

[ajdpadbury]

Thank you Mr.Curtis, that was brill! Is there ANYTHING Rufus won't eat?!:)

[AskRufus]

Good question, Anthony.

Let me put it to you this way - I nail down just about anything I possibly can if I know he'll come in contact with it.

-Curt

[xgobobeanx]

haha that was so creative and great! great acting by rufus at the end lol

[AskRufus]

Thanks, Jill!

This is proving to be a fun little "adventure" over here.

:-)

-Curt

[gabrielized]

Gotta watch out for those commo pinkies. Wait...

Curt you geek up well, like it's natural or something!

[AskRufus]

It's far more natural to me than I dare admit to myself.

*sniff*

-Curt

Ps. If memory serves, your clip should be in one of the next two uploads. WOOT!

[gabrielized]

WOOT WOOT!!

[tsjoencinema]

funny video. Great job.

[AskRufus]

Thankya!

:-)

-Curt

[moomay11649]

Hahaha! That was a classic!

How old are you Rufus?

[AskRufus]

Rufus is ageless - at least that's what his agent ordered me to say.

-Curt

[LeSaMilano]

oh golly that was swell! So many of my pen pals in one place!

[AskRufus]

We're stuck in the 50s and waiting for you to rescue us!

8-O

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

Gee wiz Mr Curtis. How can you possibly listen to the severe language that little Rufus used? By Golly, that dad gum little doggie needs his mouth washed out with some ivory soap.

Too funny guys! Really great episode. Also great job with the "vintage" look.

[AskRufus]

The vintage look appears to be happening on my scalp lately too.

*ponders the meaning of that for a second and then sees something shiny*

Thanks!

:-)

-Curt

[Sugartalker]

Thanks for answering my question. No it was that good! Great show guys!

[AskRufus]

Thanks for joining in the fun and giving us such a great clip.

WOOT!

:-)

-Curt

[nbwulf]

Hilarious amigo...great clip.

[LilCav68]

Mr. Curtis... oh the material you give me... *sigh* hahah

[OhCurt]

Are you being difficult AGAIN?

*telling Danny on you*

[dl737]

Yup he did - he told. LOL

[LilCav68]

Not very scared considering I am in another country and well, I have until tomorrow to run.

[Blizzeekitty]

Miss Jennifer like Mr. Curtis. Just as I was about to say that Rufus was a lot politer back then... Bleep!

Bleeping LMAO!!!

[OhCurt]

Sometimes certain things have deeper roots than we realize.

;-)

[HaleyMary]

I like the new intro in black and white. Makes the show seem like a classic. :)

[OhCurt]

We're favoring "low-tech" these days.

8-)

[EnchantinFlower]

OMFG! I was only one LOL away from ROFL! Instant classic!

o(^-^)o

[OhCurt]

Thanks - and be careful, especially if those are hardwood floors you have.

:-)