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  • That just made my day

  • omg, Trey and Mr. Slave are mormons

  • The only thing Mormons want is money and some ass.

  • LOL! Tell it, Granny! I don't really see the point of going to any church, let alone the Mormon church.

  • What an Old Bitch ! ....lol Poor cow i feel so sorry for all the anti mormons who THINK they are christians .....lol No Way they on a one way ticket to outer darkness

  • love when top two comments are the most over-used pathetic jokes on youtube

  • this is embarrassing and a false opinion the church is true read the book for yourself and find out

  • If you really want to know the truth about Mormonism and what it could mean to the United States of America if Mitt Romney were president, you need to read this book:

    “Can Mitt Romney Serve Two Masters? The Mormon Church Versus The Office Of The Presidency of the United States of America”.

  • LOL! a bit explicit, but to the point nontheless!

  • Granny should have invited those 2 pesky missionaries to have some soup laced with laxative before sending them away.

  • lol they all look the same, wearing the white shirts

  • i remember that feeling as an Ex missionary

  • I remember watching Orgazmo a few years ago. It was so funny!

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  • LMAO i loved this part

  • Wow everyone just Lay of Mormons ok Mormons dont make fun of you and your religion so dont make fun of us and ours so what Mormons don't believe what you believe who cares freedom of religion what have Mormons ever done to you and if you actualy read the book of Mormon and go to the Mormon church and have missionaries over and all of that then maybe you can criticize but until the DONT!!!

  • @nickolaslayton So your saying in order to have an opinion on something, i have to have done it entirely myself? For example i can't say whether or not a band sounds good because i have never been in a band and have no qualifications in music (Simon Cowell)? How do you know hell is a bad place if you have never been there or even seen physical evidence of its existance? I think you will find the world will be a better place if people could just learn to laugh at themselves ever once in a while.

  • im one of the 223 mormons who chocked on my book of mormon

  • im one of the 223 mormons who chocked on my book of mormon

  • "Soul-soliciting pigfuckers"

  • im a mormon...and im proud to say that!!!!!

  • elder young is actually a character in there play

  • Hello! My name is Elder Butt-fucking Naked. Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?

  • @EmperorEva0001 Thank you so much for using the f-word. As a middle-aged woman, I just love to see profanity like that on my computer screen in my own home. And it sets such a wonderful example, too!

  • @cindybin2001 And your reply wasn't even original?! Damn! No one cares about you being a middle-aged woman, deal with it.

    P.S. FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.

  • @offwithurhead Thank you again, I just love to see the f-word on my computer screen! And this time there are THREE of them! All in capital letters! Oooohhhhh! And I bet you feel really manly now!

  • @cindybin2001 Manly? OK, If it didn't hit your brain already- I'm a teenage girl, not some middle-aged man setting a bad example for young people. You're so naive if you think that those young people don't know what swearing is., no way to make it worse. You're a wuss if you make a big deal out of it, boohoo, you had to see a swear!

  • @offwithurhead Oh great, that makes it even worse. We will NEVER get the guys to respect women and understand why a gentleman shouldn't swear in front of a lady, when LADIES swear! It's terrible you use profanity. What type of man is going to want to date or marry a woman who uses profanity? Don't you want to attract a NICE guy? Someone who will be a good father to your children someday? Aren't you worth that?? Of course you are! So please watch your language. Thank you.

  • @cindybin2001 I'm fine with people swearing, just shows that your human. You're such a sexist for thinking that women should act a certain way. Most guys I meet don't care if a girl swears, to be honest I haven't met a single guy who'd have a problem with that. I wouldn't call a guy who wants me to oppress my emotions nice. I'm not a lady who let's men and old hags teach her manners so that maybe they'd accept her then, I'm a woman who is what she is and won't pretend to be something else(cont.)

  • @offwithurhead If you are fine with people swearing, well how sad is that?? What type of guy is going to want to date or marry a man who swears? You should want to attract a NICE guy, and a nice, decent guy--someone who will be a good father to your children someday--is not going to want to date or marry a woman who swears, and he's not going to swear himself, either! You deserve better than that.

  • @offwithurhead (cont.) BTW I think marriage is a joke. People change, their needs towards the other person may change and when they can't satisfy each other anymore they get divorced. I can live together with and love someone without marriage. So nope, don't want to get married to a husband who doesn't love me for who I am. Are you one of those women who sit in the kitchen all they and act lesser? I doubt that any man respects you, neither does your religion.

  • @offwithurhead Oops, wait a minute, there are not three, there are FOUR f-words, plus one with an added "ity" bonus! Wow, I've hit the jackpot!

  • The book mormon is the lowest quality work of fiction published in the last 200 years. The underwear with the demonic symbols is true.

  • They have the tags wrong

  • Mormons are fucking stupid. Magic underwear.

  • @Jerricho68 you probably hate mormons cause you believe all the weird rumors, hence your magic underwear comment. wow your a dumbass.

  • @miniman56 It is all true heretic. Fuck off and die foul servant of Lucifer. Mouth off like that in person you boy loving cocksucking troll.

  • @Jerricho68 0.0 easy dude.

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  • 239 soul-soliciting pig-fuckers disliked this

  • i use the book of mormon to roll blunts. thumbs up if u like

  • why does this have so many dislikes?

  • @robforza16 Mormons.

  • If i want to join a cult, I´ll start my own, with me as the prophet thank you.

  • i salute that woman

  • i laugh my ass off!

  • When they come knocking....I like to put porn on and turn up the volume to 11. Just to get a funny reaction.

  • LDS another Cult.

  • even granny knows better. she seemed pretty nice at the end heehhe.

  • Well, I have a very effective way of getting rid of them so that they never return.

    I simply take all my clothes off.

  • funny

  • Guys, it's a freaking comedy movie... Calm down...

  • mormons killed jonbenet ramsey!

  • so two thirds of the people out there are just punks to mormons who come to their door... interesting... I thought it was way more than that.

  • I'm usually very courteous. Anytime those 19 year old "elders" come to my door, I invite them in and it usually ends up with them promising to return with, what I assume is an older "elder." They have never returned though...guess I'm doomed.

  • @offwithurhead actually most people we talk to have no religion. Is really that hard to be polite to someone, even if they interrupted your family guy/southpark/other incredibly stupid and crude shows?

  • @madisonblazzard Go back to Utah and stop knocking on my door please. Forcing your message down the public's throat is not the way to spread your gospel.

  • well ya can't convert them all...:D

  • there...:D

  • O.o... Grama's a bitch...

  • I'd love to see a video where someone anwsers the door wearing horns and a black robe with a cup of "blood"

  • I think Mormonism is a ridiculous religion, but I'm not an asshole to the Mormons that knock on my door. I just say thank you but I'm not interested. It makes them feel good and makes me feel good.

  • @dclaver2 every religion is equally ridiculous:D

  • @offwithurhead I know, but some religions require people to be nice to others. Mormons are usually nice to strangers, unlike most religions, if you don't believe in the same religion, then there is constant arguing.

  • @dclaver2 yeah well there was a free spot in my town and they planned making like a sports ground(i had to use the translator there so i hope it's the right term or ima kill google) for 4 schools but the mormons decided they needed their own church and guess who got the territory, those nice little asshole mormons and kids in 4 schools still don't have enough space for gymclasses but noone fricken cares!!! gaaah i'm so pissed at those motherfucking bastards!!XO

    but yeah, most mormons are nice...

  • @dclaver2 Not when there alone.they talk about people when they are alone.people who do agree with them and there beliefs.

  • @madisonblazzard no what! family guy!! if you interrupted south park i'd be pissed but fricken family guy?! that's low

    but srsly people hate you cause they allready have a religion yet you're still bothering them so you need to fuck off! that simple!

  • @offwithurhead Thank you so much for using the f-word. As a middle-aged woman, I so love to see this word on my computer screen in my own home. And I know it makes you feel like a man to use it. Not to mention the wonderful example it sets for any young person reading this board.

  • @cindybin2001 And I'll say it again: Fuck off! I'm free to say what I want and you feeling bad because you had to see a swear word on your computer screen doesn't bother me the least, and no, I don't feel like I've grown a penis because of that(gee, I hope the P-word is OK with you). You're free to believe in whatever you want and other people are allowed to believe in what they want no matter how stupid those things are. You bother people and expect them to respect you, why should they.

  • @madisonblazzard You fuckers knocked on my door for 2 minutes today while I was having some private time with my girlfriend. So please promptly go fuck yourself.

  • this from Orgasmo?

  • 223 mormons choked on their book of mormon

  • @SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS I'm Mormon and I just liked this video, it was pretty funny!

  • @KMDCommentaries Apparently Mormons can take jokes about their religion. Apparently a lot of mormons like that new broadway play by the makers of south park called " The Book of Mormon".

  • Granny Rulez!

  • Rofl copter! I try to be civil to them but scare them away but I guess that works.

  • That is not nice at all !

    I jess politely tell them I'm not intersed

    They are nice yeong men and they have fellings too ,even thoe there faths are differnt so be nice to them and thell know your a kind person

  • watch mormon superheroes

  • Orgazmo!

  • Love this movie! One of my favorites, definitely. :D

  • I'm a Mormon boy in a Mormon world,

    Life is static, so fantastic

    You can hug me there, but don't touch me anywhere

    Imagination now that's my fascination,

    C'mon boybie let's go preachin' ah huh uh uh

    To another grannie we'll go slumin' ah huh uh uh

  • lol I did not expect that!

  • granny kicks ass XD

  • IMER4U2 - It is rude. Keep them twats from my door or they get the bucket of piss treatment. Crap, you're just a number promoting illogical, brain-dead and irrational crap. Nutter.

  • blah blah blah blah blah

    all mormons want is another tithing payer and number on their membership tally. no surprise though, of the 10 million or so mormons, most statistics show that about 60% are "INACTIVE" meaning they don't go to church and don't want anything to do with the religion. i would know, because i am one of them. btw, ever consider how RUDE it is to go around pushing your religion on others? hmm?

  • Many years ago, I came into the Church through the missionaries--I wouldn't have known about the Savior without them. So elders, don't let anyone rude deter you, for there ARE souls out there who are waiting for the message of the Restored Gospel, but pray for the Holy Spirit to help you in your calling.

    And I am a convert from Islam.

  • soul soliciting pig fuckers beware!! Granny bites mormon ass!

  • 221 people were not impressed with her garden...

  • @hurricanemuttley make that 223 hehe two were added.

  • Hahahaha. Owned! lmaoshicontef ( laughing my ass of so hard I choke on the excess fat)

  • haha... I don't like when people are rude, or when people curse, but this is still funny...

  • Mormon = moron. Plain, simple, fact.

  • owch... =/

  • lol

  • dam I LOVE THAT GRANNY

  • ={ this is kind of sad. they were so polite and just because she found out what religion they were, she got really upset about it.

  • @LDSriniel remember in mormon the second m is silent.

  • @brownbigb i have nothing to say except you must not have done well in your grammar and spelling classes.

  • HAHA!  I was a missionary, and that was pretty accurate to what happens sometimes.

  • @Mikesjr I think it's admirable that you did missionary work....God bless you.

  • @BostonChickie God bless the Easter Bunny.

  • Trey Parker rocks!

  • lmao trey parker :D

  • Bible = Buy Bull

  • Reminds me of my gran lol she hates the elder's because they deceived my moms and paps : ( She is banned from our house when the elder's come over for dinner lol

  • Bishop Snow of Manti, Utah, already a polygamist, with wives, desired a good-looking young woman in that town. When he proposed to her, she declined the honor, as she was engaged to a younger man. The Bishop argued with her on the ground of her duty, offering to have her lover sent on a mission. She declined. The young man was summoned to attend a "meeting." Suddenly the lights were out, he was beaten and tied to a bench, and Bishop Snow castrated him with a bowie knife. B. Young condoned it.

  • I'm mormon and that shit was FUNNY!!!! lmfao

  • @816Gaming Hey man,good for you.Im sick of retards getting offended by everything...pussys lol

  • mormon = more money

  • to all who wanna know this film is called orgazmo its funny as Fk!! lmao

  • this is awsome

  • *screams*

  • Love it!

  • what movie is this?

  • @groo737 Its called orgazmo lol

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  • Well said.

  • is that dude from south park ?

  • we will all see who is right and who is wrong concerning religion someday, so we all need to at least try to act like our savior, this is a horrible example, Christ would not have done/said such a thing. Food for thought here but seriously if you are not interested you could politely let them know.

  • @DrewandMaggie

    your stupid

  • @DrewandMaggie Sometimes u need to communicate false prophet and false religions like Mormonism and church of LDS on a level that people understand. I think its brave to speak to people in such a way, especially evil people like the Mormons who have made another Bible when it clearly sasy in Revelation not too. And it is another version of The Bible!!!

  • @DrewandMaggie Very well said....I would want to treat people how I would want to be treated. I don't think Heavenly Father or Christ would want us treating missionaries or anyone so disrespectfully.

  • @BostonChickie Well, fortunately - there is no heavenly father (since there is no heaven) nor is there a Christ and considering the fact that Christians and Islam push a homophobic, misogynistic, parasitic, evil belief system.

  • lol all I can think is the poor boys are from Utah and pressured to go on the mission by their parents. they don't want to deal with this shit but they have too OR ELSE! lol

  • im mormon. but this is funny shit lol

  • @xJ3R3M14Hx sorry your mormon

  • haha Orgazmo is awesome!

  • granny you rock .............

  • The Grandma is an excellent example of the real attitude of so called Christians. Most evangelicals are posers who really hide their hatred for anyone who is not "like them" behind their corrupted bibles. Their preachers are money loving hate spreading bigots.

  • Poor missionaries. :( I still love you guys.

  • Ha!

  • Trey Parker FTW!!

  • l...m...f...a...o.

  • AWESOME GRANNY !!!!!!

  • Bad for swearing, good for rejecting false preachers

  • @Domodeath every preacher ever existed was false

  • Luv it, if there were more grannies like this, then we can win against the cult of momo's!! Go Grannie!!!!!!!!

  • And I praise her for her actions in deflecting lies, with a bit of charisma too(:

    HAIL ENKI!

  • Way to go grannie!!!!

  • better to shoot them in the head so they dont bother others in the street

  • @TheSnotwizard Agreed Brother!

    HAIL SATAN FOREVER!

  • That little old lady didn't curse them just because they are mormon. She did it because they were going door to door proselytyzing. Have what ever personal beliefs you want, but take them to somebody elses door step then be prepared to get a very justified "FUCK OFF"

  • @FarBeyondSYL Thank you, Bye! xD

  • This is actually a clip from the movie "Orgazmo," I highly recommend it. :)

  • I should give granny a high five for that one!

  • I have done the exact same thing to these types of annoying Mormon visitors. However, these freaks keep coming back to harass me even more. Maybe I should paint all my windows black or offer them a cold beer the next time they come around. That should freak them out.

  • just tell them your a satanist!

  • Great idea I will tell them that with a beer in my hand and I will ask them if they want to pray to the dark lord with me. That should get rid of these pests once and for all. Thanks again.

  • np dude!

  • To whoever is the mormon in this arguement, I have something to tell you. First off, I'm not judging you, BUT here's what I suggest you do. Don't conflict with other people's religions/beliefs. If you are mormon, you should know well enough that were not suppose to be debating on that subject! To the person who is hating on our religion, or something similar to that. God Bless You.

  • is it honestly that hard to just have acceptance of each others religions? and people wonder why our world is so corrupt ...

  • i talked to some missionaries from church of later day saints and its funny cuz they looked like that.

    I really dont think that mormons are that much more ridiculous than other christians.

  • Joe Smith is a queer!! Definitely a cult following here.Now, when do the ladies get a planet and 3 husbands to wait on em? Works both ways don't it? He bopped everything in sight,and probably all the farm animals too that majically appeared in the USA, yep, Joe can go back to hell where he came from,better yet, he shoulda been drowned at birth!!!!

  • @Jubjub1878 Is??? I am not even gonna bother reading you pathetic comment, I can tell you don't know anything about our Religion. You are an agnostic, you are bewildered by anything dealing with Religion.

  • @honthebest All eight of your wives are disgusting as donkey fecal matter.

  • @hemphill83 I'm not married.

  • @honthebest  lol

  • granny SUCKS!!!!! im so sad cause missionaries r just trying to teach the gospel and some people hate them so much they kill them.

  • LOL. That would help if it was even true. I'm sorry, but science disproves your ridiculous religion.

    -LG, an ex-Mormon atheist.

  • Dude, you are totally awesome, I am Mormon and I agree with you completely :-)

  • I have watched this one many times, and I laugh more each time. Maybe we should ALL put I "I LOVE SATAN" stickers on our doors and they'll leave us ALL alone. HA HA !!!Too funny!!! Love it.

  • @Jubjub1878 Cause you DO love Satan if you treat people like granny. Just say no thank you and they go away.

  • @shoggie u gotta act like granny so they will stop comin to ur door!!!! i asked nicely..kept comin back..saw this then repeated it to them and the left for ever!! thank u god !

  • You tell them Granny!

  • wow mormons are nearly as retarded as scientologists n just because mormons are nice people doesnt make the beliefs any more true

  • Every religon is kind of messed up in its own way if you think about it.

  • i am mormon thus sucks....

  • Mormonism makes Scientology look legit.

  • you sir are and idiot

  • I am sorry for you guys who make fun of Mormons with curses, bad words, insults.

    You have made me a stronger Mormon.

    We don't do bad stuff agains other belives. Thank you.

  • Thanks dude for standing up for us (I'm Mormon too), btw did you know that (John Bytheway Quote), "you can't kick Mormonism downstairs, only upstairs." :-)

  • Missionizing IS "doing bad stuff against others' beliefs". It's bigotry in action.

  • @oncom2008 my family is mormon and have nothing against them its just comedy dont take anything you find on the internet to seriously