Joey Karate - A Trained Assassin - Anderson Silva - Episode 0001

[Filiolus]

hey fucko, you understand me

[ConanTheAntFarmer]

This guy is awesome. I have his book, The Tao of the way of the intercepting the attack. I read it once, challenged Rickson Gracie to a lumberjack match steele cage match to the death and won. After the match Rickson awarded me a 10th degree red belt in Tai Chi Jutsu Jun Fan Dango.

[brown5261]

Next week we're gonna cover stretching and flying through the fucking air

[derangius]

An Italian kung-fu panda.

[wafeman17]

@derangius cuban

[derangius]

@wafeman17 who cares

[wafeman17]

@derangius you said italian but he's cuban...im just saying, dude.

[MrTwat144]

20 inch reach lol

[4nubiS]

Rufus from Street Fighter 4!

[lordwirt338244]

oh gawd i wana see him fly through the air!

[theturntablehermit]

Lol Joey Karate!...Showing off the skills! (I was brought here by the JRE)

[jhodson91]

funniest man alive.

[Edubbplate]

this must be slowed down, he's waaaay faster than that

[tunney101]

Hey FUCKO

[book678903]

practice flying through the fucking air.. epic

[karatethis]

i train with fuckin savages! not these little guys flying through the fucking air.

[luisr222r]

Lol yeah right nice video

[zangarbrandon]

Kiss Leban, Forrest Whittaker LMAO

[psycho512]

lol his belt popped off

[Cunnysmythe]

Kicks were surprisingly good

Coco is a legend in the making

[chooterful]

tee hee look how out of breath he is.

[RsAnthrax]

Look at the description. Its bruce lee's wikipedia replaced with joey karate. Priceless

[peeweesherman]

That's that Muay Thai shit, cept I didn't study in Thailand, I learnt it from da Thai restaurant over on fuckin Gawa der'.

[KINGSEAN6669]

Forrest Whitaker LMAO

[MultiJokesMan]

train by day , joe rojan podcast by night ..all day !

[drifter105]

its joey diaz cocksuckers!

[amann24]

LMAO

[xraidedlok]

this guy would kick some ass

[kingstuns4]

hahahahahahaha

[dcblyke]

hahaha joey d 

[APack0fDogs]

someone needs to make a gif of him dancing at the end. that is the funniest shit ever.

[BangBangSkitSkitNxga]

Funniest bit is, he actually seems quite good :L

[xcarlosssx]

BO-livia

[ambumanzo]

"Stay Black."

[warwize]

20inch reach, 50inch belly

the perfect karate warrior

[alxdnld]

Joey's ancient combat philosophies are legendary; "be fuckin water, my fuckin friend" and he can fly.

[benjaminshinobi]

lol when was this filmed?

[Mjsmith403]

"He went through kiss leben"

[Shaolinjake08]

@Mjsmith403 "He went through forrest whitaker...whatever forrest griffin"

XD

[LiiChKiMZz]

The description of this vid is Bruce Lee's feats but with the name switched to Joey Karate. It's just copied from Bruce Lee wikipedia page. But it's quite funny though! :P

[simplelife008]

they need to fast forward his shit cus hes such a fat slow mother fucker hahaha

[594keithd]

joey for prez!!!!

[DrOnline82]

Joey Diaz knows his shit.

[trainofaaron]

Susie Strawbush!!!!

[iTzPrinceVince]

Lmao he breathin mad hard from a few moves...trained assassin? trained assassin to kill food quickly probably

[basile4567]

Then he's gonna ju jitsu him into a fucking samurai

[retnuhD]

you look like elvis just before he croked

[ToiletClogger1945]

you cant get any better music for this haha

boom-cha-boom, baduka-boom cha-boom

[Oswinhella]

Joe Rogan brought me here, YA UNDERSTAND ME?

[i9noar]

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[angelbeta]

"He went through Forest Whittaker... Whatever... Forest Griffin." hahaha I saw him and Joe Rogan at their Houston show. Awesome.

[TheYoungSuccess]

"Next week were gonna cover stretching, and flying through the fuckin air"

[willis5033]

Grow some arms you fuckn t-Rex.

[Lewny1]

forest whitaker!

[lvdking69]

this dude should commentate for the ufc fucking hilarious

[fxlr187]

Joey karate kicks ass!!! He is the best baby!!

Yea Fucko!!!

[lau4f0]

working at my desk all night,listening to joe rogan podcast all day!!

[AustinDiablo]

NO one can touch his kata! Hittaaaghh!!!

[rezwanborja]

The way Joey said "Bolivia!" is hilarious lmfao

[SODEMO2007]

THE JUNGLES OF CHINA.

Bolivia!

Hong Kong!

[mfechtmann]

nip slip

[TDhchy2441]

"I lost my rank on the fuckin boat ride over" HAHAHAHAHA

[chrisandmer]

News flash, Anderson Silva knocked out Oscar winner Forrest Whitaker!! I almost s#!@ myself.

[liquidmetal12]

Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.

[MoneyMike42000]

@liquidmetal12 you forgot "train by day" in the beginning.

[liquidmetal12]

@MoneyMike42000 Fuck ya I did. Too busy being stoned and listening to the podcast.

[amirhaha]

@liquidmetal12 I like how you missed Train by day!

[JacksInn]

@liquidmetal12 Can you tell me on which episode he mentioned this?

[shman010]

Joey coco diaz is the funniest guy alive the world needs to discover this guy. Why doest this have a million views?

[lau4f0]

Hilarious !!!! After listening to the Joe rogan podcast I looked for this clip of Joe... Again hilarious !! JJ giroux.. Represent

[fezman01]

@lau4f0 I was watching the podcast, and when they started showing this clip I never laughed so hard in my life, I never knew of Joey Diaz, and I think he is my new hero, fucking guy is priceless. Been youtubing him all day. Search "how to mug a fag", or "Joey Diaz puts draino on his dick". This guy is insane, and I cant get enough of his stories. Fucking gold.

[Moze9]

lol good shit LMAO



[lousbeatz]

15 people don't wanna fly through the fuckin air

[xryuudante]

i'm amazed he can move with that gut

[reaperofgenocide]

the lethal crotch kicker.

[Divine562]

STAY BLACK!

[chronicrossi89]

BOlivia!

[moebetta08]

Joey Diaz is the f*cking man! That's it and that's all!

[ortizcruzenterprise]

fucking funny

[jackburton2009]

That's a championship gut right there, Tank Abbott and Roy Nelson got nothing on Joey Diaz!

Joey Diaz's belly-to-belly suplex will launch your ass onto a roof!

That back kick is hilarious.

[iReta1iate]

Lol @ forest whitaker

[shogunboxe]

mudafucka trained by his sons dad

[lazymexicanproduct]

like if the Joe Rogan Experience brought you here

[John13ooty]

omg i just saw this on the joe rogan podcast, I havn't laughed this hard in years

[arsdag81]

Oh my god, this is amazing.

[youngcopta]

best shit i've ever seen

[jmw814]

train by day, joe rogan podcast by night. all day!

[22478alonso]

dude is the best first real laugh I've had in two days! thanks Joey!

[sw33n3ybill]

did Joey Karate actually do Karate??? if so what style ?? 

[KingDegenerate604]

Pure Agility 

[zomgpow]

hnnng ARRRRHHH

[trajko]

fuckn lost my belt over here knocked my ass down to a green belt...FUCKN HILARITY BRO....1 of the NATURALLY FUCKN HILARIOUS GUYS

[xMasterJuiceX]

its so funny hearing this guy on the joe rogan experience and then finally seeing what he looks like.

[posila]

his kicks are fluid as fuck.

[BabalousSkeleton]

trained fucking assassin!!!

[pipersmitty87]

fucking funny

[f9hunter]

HEY FUCKO!

[ANGRY103]

You can never be mad after a "joey karate" video

[CHRisdr13]

not these little guys flying through the fuckin air....??

[Garbagemancool]

this video made my day

[str8tleftrighthook]

that jump kick is sick

[airwave2oo8]

why did they have to speed up the clip ? :)

[themagus187]

Joey reminds me of Rufus from Street Fighter.

[cpowell786]

Next week were gonna cover stretching and flying through the fuckin air lmfao!

[LECHEMOS]

hahaha good shit

[airsoftsamtheman]

@MonkeyHunch hey fucko thats joey karate and he'll fuck you up like bruce lee to chuck norris bitch

[Frogger0neXx]

Fuckin Joey. Lovin the turning side kick, lmao. FUckin awesome.

[airsoftsamtheman]

0:16 dragon breathe

[cool2153]

bleacher report

[DoctorMontalban]

Fag Mugging Mode.

[bazellheather]

@DoctorMontalban bahahahahah

[sleepingowl1]

heres a guy Hardy can fight perfect match

[skatefilmsmile]

0:16...i think i just peed a little

[17monsterguy]

AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT! "He went through Forest Whitaker, whatever Forest Griffin"! HOLY FUCK JOEYS AMAZING, COCKSUCKAH @37Click!

[37Click]

lame

[casual1999ghosts]

are u hyper?

[Wolviepayne]

THAT'S SOME MUAY THAI SHIT. LAST TIME I ATE THAI!

HE DOES AIR GUITAR LIKE SILVA

[ChillPill365]

next week were going to cover stretching and flying through the fuckin' air!

HAHAHAHA

[xBlindFerretx]

He kicks pretty fast for a fat man

[Andyakaherman]

Hey fucko!

[TheMetallicaGods]

Cawksuckah!

[fryingnemo420]

next week is flying through the fucking air.. cant wait

[DroppinKnowledge69]

i like how he raises his eye brows when he thinks he's being sneaky haha

[sokaboy12311]

He's funny af but super out of shape out of breath from just talkin ahahah

[BoxingPride]

lol... this is great...

[Devils1stBorn]

This fat ass is hilarious.

[drue28k]

Lol

[imawakeish]

why do people feel the need to quote what is said on the videos we just watched ... we heard what was said fuckos

[kamran1]

Serious cleavage shot at 1:49

[randomfrostname]

this is so fucking awsome!^^

[BishopRealTalk98]

Joey is the fucking MAN!!!!

[oung77]

0:33 OSss

[hellamator]

Holy shit that was hilarious, stretching... and flying through the air

[Highwithguns]

that leg cant stretch out!! ahahah

[12pussylicka]

Lol Wow I wouldn't dare fcking with this guy he is a fcking monster

[juggalotuber]

and hes going to fuckin choke him out

[justingreenwood1]

Coco is a bad mofo son

[Kwak3r]

haha, coco kills it

[kanguesso]

He looks like "Pussy" from the Sopranos.

[YasuFace]

video description get 1,000,000,000 thumbs up, UFC 150: Diaz vs. Norris

[MW2Ghost100]

keith mazza vs joey

[dabong9]

That's some tight Karate Kata yaknowhatimsayin.

[sivamatti]

0:38

[Rofny]

Joey Karate <3

[CorpseCall]

HAHAHAHAHA Joey is fuckin legit. Don't believe? Fuck off.

[itchix]

next week we're gonna cover stretching and flying through the fucking air, with joey karate

XD

[branni79]

1 burger away from a heart attack

[openrussianmarket]

this guy is ugly

[joel2ksweet]

@openrussianmarket your ugly

[iEnjoiPooping]

born in Newark, raised in Hong Kong. Fucking hilarious dude this made my day a little less shitty.

[hendrixonlsd]

"Eh Fucko, It's Joey Karate."

[wolfo0205]

You understand me?

[maocapoeira]

Diaz is the King!

[brad6844]

awesome!



[lilsm555]

kiss leben

[sixthsensi]

Hilarious Joey D!

[McNugget06]

lol Joey got moves.

[Brzbrngr]

"next week we're gonna cover stretching and flying through the fucking air"

hahahahhaha fuck. can't breathe

[kingk00]

wasnt you in longest yard tonsofun?

[kingvic97]

married life that boring joe?

[Bigfootsbrother05]

i understand

[Beeeaaand]

joey diaz shud be the commentator for ufc

[stratocaster1986able]

first 30 secs are hilarious.

[tchelax]

FUCKING BRILLIANT LOVES JOEY!!! :-D

[tazss159]

WOW I never knew fat people could do martial arts ???

[Reyes05]

I CAN"T BREATH LMFAO

[tommyboy260]

nice high kicks!.....

[streetdreamz210]

hey fucko

[Slugger1988]

LOL, "Next week we will cover stretching and flying through the fucking ari" !??!?!? xD

[RobertWanko]

at 0:09 he throws the eye gouge in there! hahaha joey is the best

[racingmylife15]

lol he started muay thai at a thai restaurant

[Xytos]

hong kong is a jungle in china huh