Nightmare On The Train

[orbital151]

Rhonda!!!

[marquisdejolie]

It is!

:)

[marquisdejolie]

Youtube is losing comments again

:(

[GreatGig1]

I was delighted to see that I was NOT one of the usual suspect creating nightmares...LOL It's always a delight playing catch up, which I'm sure by now you see that I am doing that yet again...:-)

[marquisdejolie]

I'll make more!

:)

[marquisdejolie]

Have you seen ALL 656 of my Youtube videos yet?

[GreatGig1]

Not all but many of them. That is a LOT of videos! Have you seen all 45 of mine??? LOL

[marquisdejolie]

Busted!

:)

[twister7boy]

i wouldnt thanks.

[twister7boy]

brain damage but why ofcourse. as we get more delitional here sharing our exsperiences with everybody. did you say barries and cream. exsperiencse the fruit ruch. thanks for adding my picture. have you seen tot yet? hey whats up? just got out of a poker touniment. 5th place. its crack its crack i tell you that keeps us comming back to youtube. haha. take it easy.

[marquisdejolie]

Speaking of delusions....there will be an extraterrestrial in my next video! Don't miss it!

[coloursepia]

hehe poor foxalito he'll never live that down.

ahh the price of a popular video...

[marquisdejolie]

There's a scene in Idiocracy where a tv personality becomes famous for a video clip of him getting kicked in the jewels. From then on, every time someone meets him in person, they kick him in the nads again as a greeting because that's what they think he does for a living...get nutkicked. Hilarious movie.

[foxalito]

all the pain...none of the fame!

[marquisdejolie]

Google 'foxalito' and then where it reads 'web images video news' etc, select video. There's some new fame for you.

[marquisdejolie]

You talked him into that, didn't you?

[coloursepia]

no, I'm pretty sure that was entirely his idea. I think it was an experiment on whether or not the topic would get more hits on youtube - the results were favorable, it worked.

[KuraiMorgan]

Lol no literally I laughed out loud and I'm all alone. My neighbors must think I'm insane.

[marquisdejolie]

We differ a bit in that it's me who thinks MY neighbors are insane. I'm pretty sure of it.

:)

[bohogirl1]

could you tell me the name of the lady in the red skirt, i couldn't read the caption. thanks.

[marquisdejolie]

That's rhondaanthonytanner (R.A.T.). Hilarious, isn't she! And such great teeth! I put a link to her Youtube account in my video description for your convenience.

[marquisdejolie]

(fifth one down under 'Video contributors' in "More info'.)

[bohogirl1]

thank you kindly

[marquisdejolie]

Hey, I lost two subscribers for my art on this video...people who don't understand spoofery, I guess.

[DahliaK]

How do you know you lost subscribers? Do you get an email alert? Or did they make a point of telling you.

[marquisdejolie]

No, I just noticed on my profile page that my number went down from 420 to 418.

[marquisdejolie]

I guess that number doesn't really matter anyway. Less than one fourth of my subscribers actually look at my videos and less than half of THAT number comment and less than half of that half of the one fourth rate.

[rextangle]

I feel for you! LOL

[marquisdejolie]

What do psychologists call that when a baby is imprinted with an image early in their life that they're attracted to the rest of their life? Like when the first thing a baby alligator sees is a duck so it thinks its a duck, too? Well, I must've been imprinted with pretty teeth. Or rat teeth.

[marquisdejolie]

We only lust after that which we don't have. I don't have pretty teeth to look at.

:(

[marquisdejolie]

What do y'all think of Rhondaanthnytanner? Isn't she a hoot!? And have you really looked at her teeth?

[marquisdejolie]

I think I'm in love with her teeth.

[foxalito]

She's the absolute dog's bollocks!

She's helped me find my inner alien!

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! She did!? Where was it hiding?

[gayloncole]

I wish I looked like her. Did you notice she's only 23? I want to fix her up with my son. They'd have some tall, funny kids.

[marquisdejolie]

A little genetic engineering, eh? Yeah, tall, funny kids would be good!

[burrheadjr]

Ha Ha Ha, Awesome Video!

I hope it can't cause brain damage, if so, I am probibly more brain damaged than you!

[marquisdejolie]

Big amateur video fan, eh? Why?

[fehquig]

This one is just great! Thanks for including me.

Love it!

My dreams aren't quite like yours.

[marquisdejolie]

I'm twisted different.

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL...Cool Video Man!!!

Five Stars!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

:)

[barryperrins]

Yes

[katalina2007]

Funny that you find yourself DREAMING about Youtubers the longer you stay AWAY from Youtube. My guess is that you were experiencing YOUTUBE WITHDRAWALS!!

[marquisdejolie]

I think so. I was a little disappointed that Youtube didn't crumble from the void I left behind when I took this trip.

[edbassmaster]

Yeah buddy!! That was super tight dude!!!! 5 Stars and a huge thank you for puttin my mug in it:D

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks. Your dog drives better than mine.

[citizenstand]

that is a very good question! i love this video! (I feel like MannyBei)

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha. I feel like MannyBei A LOT. Weinergate comes to mind....

[Poetivity]

I find your videos just fascinating. you are very good at this.

[marquisdejolie]

If I was any good, I'd be a Partner. Isn't that how this works?

[Poetivity]

give it time...you will be.

[marquisdejolie]

Doesn't matter, I guess. I hear they haven't actually PAID anybody yet....but Revver keeps paying me, month after month....like clockwork.

[sukatra]

Very nice - I hate it when I dream about youtube. I get enough of it when I'm awake - leave me alone when I'm sleeping!!

[marquisdejolie]

Seriously.

[MannyBei]

Hahaha...glad to be part of the brain damage club!

[marquisdejolie]

That WTF soundbyte of yours was just perfect for my purposes and could make sense at the end of a lot of my videos.

:)

[marquisdejolie]

'The Brain Damage Club.' Hahahaha!

[thechurchofdave]

lol

Funny hehhe

Thanks for the heads up :)

Always good to know my garbage is being recycled in a responsible manor :)

[marquisdejolie]

I'll recycle more. You don't mind me Photoshopping tattoos on your face, do you?

[BarkingGAWD]

Sheesh? U mo maesd ap dan me ^^

I thought I watched strange stuff, but

you PWN'D my abilities

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha. This is the kid-safe version of my original video.

[BarkingGAWD]

Show me the original ^^

[BarkingGAWD]

And, yur mo mesd upd dan me

You're only a few years older than me. So, I'm actually watching these video's to see what 'may' be

[marquisdejolie]

It's gonna get weird. Synapses misfire. You're gonna get probed. Doctors turn in to snarky children who patronize you with the left hand while slipping fifties out your wallet with their right. Women don't taste the same. If you gave a f*ck in your 40's, you REALLY give a damn in your 50's.

[BarkingGAWD]

Holy sh****t ... you're older than me

I gave up most things after 25

At 30, died

at 30+ was reborn with contempt for everyone

You only looked 40-45yrs old to me :/

I still wanna C YuR ViDeO :D

(I still want to see your video)

[marquisdejolie]

You died? Oh, thanks for reminding me. I've got to do my near-death experiences video.

Won't be too long now before I'll be somebody's GREAT grandfather.

[BarkingGAWD]

And, I probed myself often (oO)

Snarky children? thats everyone that I meet in this country. Wallet? thats something that your loved one thinks is her bank

[marquisdejolie]

Snark nation: ANOTHER video on my to do list.

[BarkingGAWD]

"died" ... no comment ^^

Still wanna see the original, even though I know you were joking ^^

[marquisdejolie]

I'll put it on my outtakes channel.

[pathrhino]

Brain Damage, listen to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon repeatedly to counteract your video nightmares, doctors orders ...

[marquisdejolie]

The paperboy holds their folded faces to the floor.

[EmCSpiteri]

I had similar dreams, but mine were of grass skirted dancing girls. I was on medication and the dreams stopped. Now I sueing my doctor.

[marquisdejolie]

Try nicotine patches. They gave me some wicked-weird dreams.

[popsuckits]

Scary Dave singing is a great clip...I had both of his singing clips from Sound Bites running at the same time but it didn't turn out post worthy, even for my low standards...Glad to see someone use that clip...

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks.

[marquisdejolie]

You ran the two clips on top of each other? That must've been cacaphonous.

[popsuckits]

Had to look that one up but yes it was...

[marquisdejolie]

Okay, well, I guess we'd better be getting back to our infloccinaucinihilipilificatio­ns!

[popsuckits]

no luck on that one, I'm lost...

[marquisdejolie]

It's the act of creating something useless.

[popsuckits]

Oh, I'm good at that...

[marquisdejolie]

You're an infloccinaucinihilipilificatio­nator?

[popsuckits]

if the definition is "It's the act of creating something useless." is correct...I know you have seen a few of my videos for example A...examples B,C,D to follow...

[marquisdejolie]

Well, let me not be a marplot, but is there an E, F, G in this series?

:)

[popsuckits]

Example E: voting in all eligible elections...

mar·plot (märplt)

n.

An officious meddler whose interference compromises the success of an undertaking.

...Making me look things up and use my brain...

[marquisdejolie]

Sorry.... I forgot we're on Youtube.

[DahliaK]

Nice dream-sequence editing. That WOULD be nightmarish. I don't dream of YT folks at all, or if I do, I don't remember it. And that's a GOOD thing.

[marquisdejolie]

You don't? I can't get them out of my head. The voices! The voices!

:)

[DahliaK]

It's a bit surprising, but I honestly don't. I guess my real life is sufficiently demanding that for me, YT is just a diversion. (And by my video catalog, you can tell.) You're much more immersed in it. But not as immersed as some. Rock on, dude.

[marquisdejolie]

I'm feeling competitive today. Who is more immersed than me? Tell me. I'll show them immersed!

[marquisdejolie]

Who? Who?

Nevermind. I'll just ask Nalts. He's deep off into this crap.

[DahliaK]

*laffs* Nalts was the name that came to mind. ;-)

[marquisdejolie]

Maybe you could run a video poll asking who your viewers think is the most Youtube-obsessed videographer they've seen. I would, but I can't get off the train.

[DahliaK]

My viewers number less than a hundred, and are certainly not a random sample.

[marquisdejolie]

So? I may have 420 subscribers, but I can assure you I have less than a hundred viewers also.