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  • oh americans, canadians will always be smarter than you. george W. bush being a beautiful example. :) great job fatasses

  • @SkateObsession You're not too bright, are you? Oh Canadians, Americans will never be as smug nor pompous as you.

  • @SkateObsession not all american's are like him, mostly just Texans.

  • @SkateObsession Just because Bush is a dumbass doesn't give you the right to call your country better than ours, eyy? Fucking Canadians.... Go drink your bagged milk!

  • @Fucas101 poor stupid american, maybe when you wrote this comment you were out of your senses, probably low on mcdonalds

  • @flaurosan McDonalds is fucking delisious! And at least our bacon is cooked, unlike your Canadian nasty ass uncooked bologne bacon!!!

  • @Fucas101 that was a terrible argument back at him. Even though you're right he doesn't have the right to judge a whole country on once inconceivably dumb human being.

  • @TheBazooie HAHAH

    

  • One of best stand-up comedians ever! He could kill your children, but he would not miss a joke!

  • 9 is classic. nobody could ever be dumber.

  • hahahahahah Hes a Failll of life

  • that drum roll is incredibly annoying.

  • it seems like every american presidency is replaced by someone less intelligent, less competent, less leadership with the exception of Obama who breaks the trend. This makes you wonder, who was running America since Abraham Lincoln?

  • Are you talking about when Bush bailed out the banks of 700 BILLION dollars and the idiot Bush finally admits that the economy was at a down fall. You really do have a small brain if you can't remember that bail out.

  • had to watch it thrice to understand looking presidential

  • The worst president ever! Bush left at a 23% approval rating. Dumb. Ask any supporters of this idiot bush, what has bush accomplished in the 8 years in office? They will drawn a blank. He did nothing for our country or for the world.

  • @JCruzify1 how much power do you think the president really has? hes just a puppet for the bankers that are running shit for REAL.

  • @JCruzify1 23% still seems a bit too high, hah. I can't really think of anything that he actually did for the United States that ultimately improved it, though. I realise that the country wasn't always at its best before he was elected but he really did run it into the ground during those eight years. I can't remember ever hearing about as many problems the country has today back in the 90's.

  • "I know that human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."

  • definition of FUCKING IDIOT

    

  • Bush gets a lot of criticism and flack but the truth is he was one of the most relate-able and down to earth presidents we have seen. I'm not a huge Bush supporter or saying he didn't make mistakes but he did what the nation wanted him to do, even when it came to war and then stuck by it when everyone else backed out. people say they want a president that is down to earth then we bash him when he's not a robot. Remember.. we voted for him and he was the same person when he was Governor of Texas

  • This video is a perfect example of why Letterman needs to be pulled from the air. After eight years of a president who basically wrote comedy material himself, this is the selection that the Late Night crew put together? That's incredibly disappointing.

  • I'm gonna miss this guy

  • Bush sucksssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • by far the most comedic relieving presedent in history.....lol i can't believe he used that womans shirt

  • There were way better george bush moments although these were still funny

  • I went to a PARK in BOTSWANA!

  • We went to a PARK IN BOTSWANA lol! Best GW Bush moments reminds me of my best bout with E. Coli.

  • It's clips like this that feeds the haters... if you already hate him, you're going to see this as showing how incompetent he is. If you actually have an open mind and some sense about you, you will realize that all of his gaffes here have no bearing on his ability as a command-in-chief. If only everyone understood the process he went through making all of his decisions, you wouldn't be calling him a war criminal or the worst president ever.

  • @PsychoSpartan7 Yeah...it's really not necessary to have a smart President....and you don't have to be a genius to take a surplus and turn into a almost complete financial and social collapse of the USA..to increase gas 400%..to LIE us into a war so private corps could make billions...and what's wrong with a little Torture..that's the american way, right?...and like he said...he didn't give Bin Laden any thought...and he only had that ONE terrorist attack!..and left with a 770 billion "bail out"

  • @mjw9363 I have a quite different take on all of those things you mentioned, but if that's the way you see it, then nothing I can say will change your mind about Bush being a bad President.

  • @PsychoSpartan7 mmm??.."my" mind???.....Sorry my friend, he is considered by the MAJORITY..the worst President of all times..hands down...my God...the Eloquence of Lincoln...the Rhodes Scholar, Clinton.....and history can't remember the 16 straight years of the GOP that led us into almost total ruin in the 20's...thank GOD for FDR...whether you're well versed or intelligent enough to know it...BUSH...almost...allllmost oversaw another total collapse...let alone 9/11 my friend..you remember THAT

  • @mjw9363 No he is not considered by the majority to be the worst president. Get your facts straight again. Obama is rated #50 in the poll of worst presidents. (50 is the lowest) Dont give me any of this "He's only been in for one term(Rounded off)" Bullshit presidents have done more then him in the first YEAR. Uhh and umm is STAMMERING all presidents and high officials/CEO's use it to show the people your brain is moving fast than your mouth. showing INTELLECT! Something you obviously lack

  • @mjw9363 Give me the proof. That he "Lied" to us. And knowing half the internet you don't have it or you trust wikipedia shit. So unless you can send me a copy of the paper he signed or a recording that he did that. Don't say "Only one terrorist attack" 2 thousand + people died and you just disrespected them all. The USA was never close to a Collapse but with obama thinking they have unlimited money we will go deeper into debt. Bush gave us a 3tn debt in 8 years obama gave us 3.3tn in 20 months.

  • @ParanormalDemonology THE US financial system IDOT UNEDUCATED MORON was DAYS away from collapse..the stock market was days away from collapse IDIOT..just who do you think came up w/ the 770 BILLION dollar bailout before he left???MMMMM!!!?...fucking read something and equip yourself with some basic knowledge!!..I'm embarrassed FOR YOU, Man...really man!!Obama gave us 3trillion???.are ya fucking sure ! Trillion wasn't already in the works under bush!!!!!...what a idiot you are.keep watching FOX

  • @mjw9363 It not even close to days away from collapsing. You need to learn your facts before trying to "Act" intelligent. Obama put us 3.3 trillion into debt in 20 months it took bush 8 years to put us 3 trillion into debt. You can keep telling yourself that FOX is wrong. Some thing may be but EVERY news station has rights and wrongs. Its stupid democrats like you who get there panties in a bunch when they find out the worst president we had was in THEIR party.

  • @ParanormalDemonology Love the bad grammar FOOL..now let's do some math okay guy who gets his facts from sean Hannity...if Bush was handed a budget SURPLUS and as you think Obama has given us a 3 trillion dollar deficit (1 trillion was already passed and approved when he came into office IDIOT..remember Bush's 770 billion dollar Bailout before he left?)..now..The deficit is at 14 trillion??..mm?? so where did the other 11 trillion come from YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!?? can YOU do math!?? SCHOOLED FOOL!

  • @ParanormalDemonology Well Asshole... did ya get out a calculator???...Bush..starts with SURPLUS....Obama give us 3 trillion in debt.....yet the Deficit is 14 trillion...let's see....14 subtract 3 EQUALS WHAT???..I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 11 trillion!???....You fucking just got schooled, IDIOT..I am fucking laughing at you....and they say the GOP is full of closet homo's and child predators who have low IQ's....oh.. wait??...they're RIGHT

  • @ParanormalDemonology Still waiting for your answer on that complicated math problem???...You TOTALLY got an ass made out of yourself, Einstein...I'm actually embarrassed FOR you

  • @mjw9363 Ooo your embarrassed for me. I'm am not embarrassed at all because i actually think before i post retarded questions. Trying to have a decent conversation with someone who Repeats the same thing and cusses is harder than i thought. And to what math question do i owe an answer to exactly?

  • @ParanormalDemonology okay..I'll post it again and there is NO way around it...You simply get schooled..I can't WAIT to see you rationalize the math!!!! " Well Asshole... did ya get out a calculator???...Bush..starts with SURPLUS....Obama give us 3 trillion in debt.....yet the Deficit is 14 trillion...let's see....14 subtract 3 EQUALS WHAT???..I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 11 trillion!???."...Thanks for showing once again the GOP's only base is the south..MORONS like yourself..with LOW IQ's

  • @mjw9363 When Obama took office , the national debt stood at $10.626 trillion. It in a short time it stood at $14.071 trillion which is $3.445 trillion in just 735 days (about $5 billion a day). , the national debt has risen by an average of $1.723 trillion a year — or by a jaw-dropping $1.116 trillion more, per year, than it rose even under Bush. deficit spending is outpacing President Bush's by more than $1 trillion a year.

  • @ParanormalDemonology GOD DAMN YOUR MENTALLY ILL OR A FUCKING MORON..WHICH IS IT!!??...When Bush took over we had budget SURPLUS..when the idiot left it was almost 2 trillion in the RED...... ALSO CAN YOU READ AND DO MATH MORON?? "According to the Treasury Department, when George W. Bush took office in 2001 the national debt was $5.73 trillion and when Bush left office in 2009, the national debt had increased to $10.63 trillion. That’s a 85% increase of $4.9 trillion"..IDIOT!

  • @mjw9363 Okay i see i can not have a decent conversation with you where we can talk about things so have fun being blocked. Pro Tip - IF you want to have a subtle arguement dont cuss every 2 words. By the way. Your little quote is far from the truth. During his presidency he put us 3tn 12bn 435mn into debt. Abama beat that in his fist 2 years

  • @ParanormalDemonology Faced with unarguable math and facts this pussy results to blocking someone....PATHETIC

  • @mjw9363 I blocked you yet it seems to still show me you comments. And the answered your math and schooled you in the process you didnt state any facts and why do you resort to calling me a cat? Not cool man.

  • @ParanormalDemonology I'm done playing your games...when you are confronted W/ facts..you try to pretend you somehow just can't read or acknowledge my previous post. ( I guess the Congressional budget office statistics A NON PARTISAN office, just isn't what you want to hear)...keep listening to that FAT drug addicted Rush to get your facts)....What kind of American man blocks someone....a lying, ignorant coward...that's who..that's YOU....I believe your screen name say it all..Get some therapy

  • @mjw9363 The DEFICIT is far from 14 trillion and thinking it's that high is insanity. Bush came in with a surplus of 197 billion. The DEFICIT in 2008 when Bush left office was 330 billion.

    Bush added 4.9 trillion to the DEBT in EIGHT years.

    The DEFICIT now that Obama is in office is currently 1.415 trillion.

    The DEBT currently is 14.6 trillion.

    Obama added 4.5 trillion to the DEBT in only 3 years, less than 1/2 of Bush's presidency.

  • @mjw9363 you sir, as you say...just got schooled....if you're gonna lay out "facts" lay out real facts, please.

  • @PsychoSpartan7 What "Processes to make decisions" was Bush doing 7 months out of his 1st 12 months at CRAWFORD, exactly???....Dude..you really want to try to tell yourself Bush wasn't just plain NOT INTELLIGENT, mm???...His "Process"!!???...What "process" was it that went into effect on capturing or killing BIN LADEN?!?...What "process" again was it that led to the absolute CHAOS and almost complete fiasco of the 1st years of the war???....fucking "his process"..quit fucking lying to yourself

  • @mjw9363 The Bush administration set up the plan to capture Bin Laden Obama agreed to let it continue. Obama has accomplished what in his first term? Its close to being over and he has done nothing good for us. Not to mention it took use 152 years to spend 22 trillion dollars and Obama wants us to spend that much in the next 5 years saying he even gets reelected which i highly doubt will ever happen. Bush did not spend more OBAMA ALREADY SPENT MORE THAN HIM. Learn your facts kid.

  • @ParanormalDemonology yeah..it's all a big conspiracy..the powers to be wanted a poor half bred kid raised by his grandparents to someday become President..The only reason he won was that MORON Palin on McCains ticket..as for what he has done in 2.5 years..You are not a student of Presidential history that's easy to see...and as for you Trillions...Get an education...steak was 5 cents around100 years ago IDIOT..learn about how currency changes...that's TODAY'S money IDIOT....You don't even know

  • @ParanormalDemonology it's funny I heard NOTHING on spending when Reagan and Bush set Presidential records on spending and deficits..where was your complaining when Bush became the largest and fasting pres in HISTORY,,taking a surplus and leaving with the country on the brink of disaster??never vetoed one spending bill or use the line item veto ONCE ...where where all these fiscal conservatives from 2000-2008????...mmm IDIOT...I don't have time for uneducated rednecks..peace out

  • @ParanormalDemonology Bush set up the plan!!!???you mean the TEN YEAR plan!!??...child p-lease..are you referring to the REAL President Cheney??....what was the quote from that MORON Bush again..."uuhhh...I...ummm...do­n't really....aahhh..think...aaahh about him"....quit fucking lying to yourself man.....can you imagine if Obama spent 7 of his first 12 months on a ranch in Crawford??..But HEY!!..Bush kept us safe??..oh wait..he had that one little terrorist attack 9/11 but then he kept us safe!!

  • @mjw9363 The terrorist attack could have happened during ANY presidency. Without the 9/11 attack it could happen in Obama's. It was due to the lack of defense under the Airports control. Thats why as soon at it happen they made every plane have 2 citizen looking guards in each plane armed with weapons that give a bad scar.

  • @PsychoSpartan7 hey???...where are those weapons of mass destruction,again??..even though they were EXPLICITLY told by their own people they didn't exist...but he wouldn't of lied, right or the REAL President at the time Cheney, right??..Funny..Cheney 19 days before being sworn in was the CEO of Hallibuton..You remember them..They made tens of billions of dollars on the "war"??..mmm?..that's weird!!??..They were caught and fined millions for false billings...Almost as if it was a lie to make $

  • Bush wasn't so bad... and who is this guy saying "Had Clinton stayed in power..." I liked Clinton but it's not like he was run out of office... President only gets two terms, guy.

  • @UofLMoeGrad Tell that to FDR...and Bush wasn't SO bad, huh!!??..so he led us into almost total collapse of the economy...Presided over the worst terrorist attack in our history..400% increase in fuel prices...squandered a federal SURPLUS of the budget, spending more money FASTER than ANY president in History...Failed to kill or capture Bin laden...EMBARRASSED millions of Americans with his total inability to speak intelligently and clearly.."uuuhh"..."uummm"..."­aahhhh" in EVERY sentence

  • Is it wrong that I miss Bush? he was a terrible president but a great joke for the whole world to laugh at.

  • @worstusernameeva Keep on laughing, your country has the biggest deficit in the world, probably bigger than all world deficits combined. THAT must be a great joke for the whole world to laugh at.

  • @nirvanafrik I'm not American I was saying from a non-Americans point of view that Bush was very entertaining ;P

  • @worstusernameeva Well, I bet if you knew what a deficit was, you wouldn't think it's so funny.

  • @nirvanafrik I believe if Clinton stayed in power the US would have the exact problems it has today and yeah Clinton would have gone to war so would have Obama.

  • @worstusernameeva Right, the one thing with Iraq is a necessary war.

  • @worstusernameeva

    Absolutely not. Had Clinton stayed in power we would NOT have gone to Iraq- not a total war anyway. No way. That was totally Bush's baby.

  • What about "fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." GWB

  • best president ever.now this nigger is ruining our goverment nd country.

  • @GACSbaseball you Racist fuck

  • @LPMC723 you yankee fuck

  • @GACSbaseball

    I'm white, voted for Obama and proud of it, I'll do it again in 2012. Tell me GACS how does it feel going through life being racist? All that hate in you must be tiresome. Wonder if you're a religious person? Jesus was born in Israel. All that hot sun, must've turned his skin brown, meaning Jesus is a black man. Hmmm.

  • @LPMC723 saying nigger isnt racist, it is like saying calling me blanco or cracker. they are just mostly all ignorant fucks who live off health care cuts whikle familya like mine who are multi millionairs are being taxed to all hell. Obama hasnt done shitfor this goverment, he is about to out our whole country on freeze beacause of out debt and it shot up 5 billion in his first 7 months. now tell me what has he done fuck face?

  • @GACSbaseball

    Saying nigger is racist and it is not racist depending on how you use it, Saying "what up nigger" thats not racist, saying."Oh, now that nigger is running the country" That is a racist comment. Yes, Obama is not doing anything useful really. BUT, would McCain of been any better? No, they all all a bunch of arrogant scam artists, and only in it for power, and money. What you could of said was. "Now that arrogant fuck is running the country, and he is no better or worse then Bush."

  • @LPMC723 actuallly saying nigger is racist, but saying nigga isnt.

  • @LPMC723 youre wrong. the word "nigger" is a racial slur. NOT racist. and it has the same definition no matter how or who uses it. No one "deserves" or "earns the right" to say it. thats an excuse

  • @GACSbaseball shut up

  • what about when he couldnt open the big door after a speech

  • I think the shoe throwing and the "fool me once... you can't get fooled again" should have been included

  • fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.. uh cant fool me again

  • oMG! george no one can top ur for being the most hilarious.

  • RUN FOR YOUR LIVES HE WAS IN A PARK IN BOTSWANA XDXDXDXDXD

  • these all sucked... there are way worse bush moments than this. WTF Letterman???

  • I love George W. Bush...... Boston or Baghdad!

  • I can't believe how he was the president of this great nation either??? but the sad part is that many of the people who voted for him back them keep defending him...sad..very sad..like or not, We are better now although this President Obama got the country totally destroyed

  • yeah I bet you'd look even stupider on your top ten worst moments

  • 28 people are in support of getting rid of all freedoms and are fundamentalist christians who think the bible is the perfect word of god despite controdictions being pointed out to them.

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  • #8 my favorite

  • Eh, I hate Bush but a lot of these are just normal human foibles. Everybody trips once in a while, for instance, or hits their head on something. The guy did way worse stuff than any of this garbage.

  • GW IS THE MAN LOL!!!!

  • America is this way because of past mistakes that were made long before Bush and were snowballed into the present. Blaming everything on one person is naive.

  • @comeonrabbit "Blaming everything on one person is naive"

    ... and making abstract generalizations to divert attention away from someone who actually deserves blame is disingenuous.

    Besides, nobody is trying to blame 'everything' on him... though I suppose it is possible that the list of crimes, insults, ignorant comments, and dishonorable actions that he is known to have committed is so long that it might *look* like the whole book is being thrown at him. But no, that's all just the one guy.

  • @mickycisme I'm just stating my opinion, I'm not here to debate.

  • He was a very comical president! And he represented an entire nation, which is why he got blamed for everything...people are too ignorant to realize everything was not his fault. Even the actions of his own party were not controlled by "him".

  • @TheEnglishQueen

    nope.

    killuminati.

    :D~

  • Islam

  • @MsPrincessi is a religion. mkay?

  • *Ahem* not funny.

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  • @carterfelderva fuck you, you terrorist fucking nigger, america rules the world and you scrape the shit out of some shithole gas station toilets in the middle of liberal faggot lebanon, because your country is a bunch of cocksucking pussies and america doesnt hesitate to bomb the shit out of anyone. so fuck you and dont talk shit on tv when your sitting in a basement talking shit on the internet.

  • @carterfelderva butthurt?

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  • @carterfelderva BUTTHURT?

  • @carterfelderva you just watched this clip from the television.

  • @carterfelderva Oh, and what country are you from? Tell me, please. I'm curious from what position that you can say America is horrible.

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  • @carterfelderva Cool story bro. Lrn 2 Nationalism.

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  • @carterfelderva You haven't been on the internet very long, have you?

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  • @carterfelderva Yet you seem to have a penchant for using juvenile words. 8)

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  • I think he was high the entire time he was in office.

  • @BigBearfromthe206 high on coke

  • @BigBearfromthe206 no I think he was just stupid.

  • @erantio high and stupid

  • piñera is our bush here in chile, search "piñericosas" and enjoy :D

  • war criminal + Foooooooooooool

  • you lot have got shit grammar lol

  • The reason he acts like that because for him AMERICA is one piece of JOKE. It ain't would be funny if I were american citizen.

  • he was funny :)

  • You may recall we went to a PARK! IN BOTSWANA!!

  • He was very sympathetic....

  • Where are the top ten snarky and condescending remarks made by Obama?

  • God I miss his shit!!!!

  • I love Bush. Funniest/badassest prez ever

  • you bitches will cry about anyone we elect.

  • @xplayswithdrumsx Yeah, if they're a fuckin idiot, sure, wouldn't you???

  • I'd say he was the second best President, right after Clinton.

  • I feel kind of bad for him sometimes. Sure, he was the stupidest person alive, but imagine how his kids feel watching this...

  • went to a PARK IN BOTSWANA

  • the new #1 is when he got a shoe thrown at him :D

  • Do we miss him yet? Hell yes we do.

  • this is good

  • Ok! I needed a good laugh so I typed David Letterman and low and behold this clip showed up. Just what the doctor perscribed =D hahahahaha

  • LOL!!! "you need help, here I am" ( 1:32 )

  • #4 shouldn't have been on the list. Google 'National Parks in Botswana,' there are parks there. Now who's the stupid one, Mr. Letterman?

  • went to a PARK in BOTSWANA!

  • gotta love it

  • at least george w bush likes his country.

  • @rodge2001 i guess hes the only one

  • @tomstar1800 huh?

  • the people who voted for this dumbass are retarded just like him

  • @HitG1rl saying retarded is like saying nigger nowadays you dumbass. go save a whale or fuck a tree.

  • @rodge2001 wait dont tell me your one of those dumbass rednecks that voted for him.

  • @HitG1rl sorry to disappoint you, but i'm not a dumbass and i'm not a redneck. i voted for the conservative candidate that would win. you got a problem with that? by voting for bush i postponed the left's socialist takeover of this country by 4 to 8 years.

  • @rodge2001 yeah whatever you still dumbass, like him!

  • @RaqeTube i love your comment. it speaks volumes. how many years shy of that high school diploma were you buddy?

  • @rodge2001 the left party in the us is hardly socialist. its still very right winged. just look at Europe or even Canada if you want a socialist party

  • @FukcYoDadsLawnmower socialism looks more like socialism when it's applied to a free market society like the one we have/had. nationalization of the auto industry, nationalization of the finainacial industry, nationalization of the healthcare system, drilling morotoriums, higher taxes, record deficits, class warfare, redistribution of wealth, sympathy for terrorist organizations and disregard for our allies, an insatiable thirst for more government and less liberty. sounds like socialism to me

  • @rodge2001 true. i live in Canada so i don't know what the left parties in America stand for but your first statement makes sense. you would probably hate living in Canada or most European countries. A lot of the stuff you said is monitored by the government. We have higher taxes, a government regulated healthcare system, and a good portion of our industries too. don't know about sympathy for terrorists though...

  • @FukcYoDadsLawnmower i've only lived in the USA so i have nothing to really compare anything to. i've heard in Canada that the health care is free but it's rationed and someone is paying for it (high taxes). i hate to say so but it's impossible to care for 6 billion people. some people are just going to have to be sick and die. so as far as i'm concerned, health care is a luxary, not a right. rights shouldn't cost anything. they are just inherent in a human being.

  • @rodge2001 ya its easy to pay for health care when there is only 30+ million people in your country. i would also go one further step and say that most rights are just privileges. if they were rights they would be accepted universally and unconditionally.

  • What a hilarious prez. I really do not get why he went on attacking countries ?

  • @serpent7700 i doubt it was all his doing. there are people pulling the strings. the president is just a puppet.

  • Bush should star in his own sitcom, I'd watch it.

  • @ph0enixo8 thats my bush, theres only a few episodes and its not really him. but its still funny.

  • Obama for yo momma!!!! If you don't like him .....2 more years!!!! LMFAO!!!!

  • Is it just me, or is he a lot like the pointy haired boss in dilbert?

  • @Julesrules05 ROFL

  • bush = zionist

  • hahahahaahahahhahaahah nr 10 looking presidential

  • you may recall we went TO A PARK IN BOTSWANA

  • Fake.

  • bush's new speech : " there's a great saying in texas, make fun of me once, shame..shame on me..make fun of me twice, make fun, one of these days if u make fun of me, there is no way it can last long cuz i wont have to give any stupid speeches."

  • I don't think half the shit he did in the vid was really that bad. Now he speeches were! He should of had he's wife do the writing. I will say this, the real Americans better get off there ass and run this country before the assholes of the world take over. We should consider are selves lucky to even say the things we say about Mr Bush. In most parts of the world you would be shot or killed. Why don't you ask the people of Iran?

  • it won't help.. the asshole will always be the one in power don't you remember the old explanation.

    one day all the body parts were deciding who should be the boss.

    the hands said I should be boss because without us you wouldn't be able to create and lift things the legs said no we should be boss because without us you wouldn't be able to go anywhere the eyes said no we should be boss because without us you could not see where you were going or see what you were doing

  • then the asshole stepped up and said I SHOULD BE THE BOSS..

    the legs hands and eyes laughed and made fun of the asshole..

    so the asshole plugged up..

    the hands got wobbly the legs got jittery and the eyes got watery making it impossible to do anything at all..

    The finally bowed to the assholes wish to be boss out of necessity

    And so you see that is why the asshole will always be the boss

  • fuck off with the drum rolling!

  • maybe we can buy some more video of Bush with Obama change.

  • Poor George. He doesn't talk to Cheney any more. And I always thought Dick and Bush was a perfect match!

  • his face should be on the 200 dollar bill