How about you all shut the fuck up and watch the video, for once, without religious arguments and debates. It's a stand up comedy excerpt for fuck's sake!
ok first off, i served overseas, and race, religion, or personal beliefs all go out the window when you are in the shit. second of all, you guys need some john lennon in your life.
we are not scientifically proven to come from evolution thats a theory it is proven that everything found in soul and dirt is found within the human body...ashes to ashes and dust to dust
am going to say 1 thing for those who are fighting about jesus and stuff jesus is a normal person unless he is a prophet and allah is the god of all
allah have no father have no son have no daughter have no wife have no mother have no grandma and grandpa thats means there is nothing beneath god or allah place he is the 1 and only god
if u r thinking who told us this whole thing the Qur'an and the Qur'an is god's book and words
Muslims acknowledge Jesus...Christianity does not acknowledge Islam; apart from it warning Christians against false prophets and doctrine.....speaking as a Christian this is my plain truth...Either way this joke did make me laugh....Respect to all my brothers & sisters, regardless of your creed or colour! We are not put here to judge, Just love one another.
LOL uma HUGE kevin hart fan i was on AMERICAN IDOL & i made the SHIT KEVIN HART SAY parody video its HILARIOUS if you a TRUE Kevin Hart fan you will LOVE the video its on my page :)
I came back to read more comments and they are soooo dumb. The people who say he's making fun of the religion and the muslims getting offended just shut up. He's not making fun of the religion he's making fun of the person calling him a fake. He said nothing about the religion being wrong or right. Actually listen to what he says and read the title correctly . "Jokes about his muslim friend"
@Pschool1 Jesus was a prophet and did speak the truth until man destroyed his message and transformed it into many versions... ... But lets keep ths about kevin hart
you guys are dumb are you seriously talking shit about the muslim religion ... kevin hart you devil worshipper and who ever follows this will burn in hell... that is why there will be a war you dumb motherfuckers..and im aethiest for those who think im not
@gojuryu3 Nah, we just have to live through years of being called "terrorist" in school and such. What is there to be ashamed of? We aren't afraid to wash our feet in a public restaurant, it's a cleansing.
Fuck Muslims and Fuck the Prophet Mohammed up his faggot ass too. There, i gave you camel jockeys a reason to hate me. If Muslims didn't have oil to sell, the rest of the world would have forgotten you people even existed long ago.
funny video but the comments suck ass, I'll sum it up ... Religion is medievil fairytale, the reality is that christians are a bunch of hypocrits who like to fondle children and muslims are a bunch of womanizing barbarians who are doing the name muhammad to death. end of discussion, now back to the video.
Ugh U guys need to honestly shut up becuz this is so stupid that one person hates wat another person thinks?Wow you guys need to grow up and get over it.
Lol, I'm Muslim and I found it funny. I love my religion, nothin against Christians either. But learn to take a joke. & basically Kevin was exactly right except where he pronounced Allah wrong, lmao, but i found it funny!
@EyeFrine You're a Muslim and found this funny...What kind of Muslims are u?...A dick headed one?...U fool, You're laughing, cause someone is fucking making fun of ur religion...I'm a Muslim, and I'm so proud to be one, but u fuck face is a shame for all Muslims...Would it be so funny if I made fun of u now?...Kid!! let ur dad give u some money to learn how to speak English in a proper way. You're a real dumb ass, I've never been enraged like that before...!!!
@EyeFrine Hell, ur not the one to tell me where to go hell or heaven, as if I'm gonna obey such a fagot like u. Who r u to give such an order...Dude, ur so down.
I don't get why anybody is getting mad or offended about this joke. It makes sense Muslims see jesus as a prophet not their lord and savior so for him to ask jesus for help does make him a phony. If u are or aren't muslim and getting offended cuz u don't get it ask not argue.
@suivatra123 I have to agree. Which kind of makes it a non-funny joke. I mean in the Quaran Jesus is still referenced as a messenger of God and will return on the day of judgement.
Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire. Light upon light. Allah guides to His light whom He wills. And Allah presents examples for the people, and Allah is Knowing of all things.
I think it's not necessarily to make people laugh by talk about God. This is not civilized and there is no benefit from that. Just you get hate from other people. Look around you and find something else can make them laugh far from religions. It's an opinion :)
@yemen93 not necessarily a phony akhi, living in Western countries, we tend to pick up the non-Muslim habits. Like saying "Oh geez", or " Jesus!' when shocked or scared.
Well dumbass it doesnt ALLAH in the bible because it says GOD. Do you know why it says God? Ill tell you. Because the language has been changed and the words have been changed feom the original bible thousands of years ago. SO IN TRUTH 1000-2000 years ago THE BINLE DIDNT SAY GOD BUT ANOTHER WORD THAT MEANT GOD. SO THAT WOULD MEAN IN ITS OrIGINAL LANGUAGE IT WOULD HAVE SAID SOMWTHING ELSE.
@Soundious It sounds like you're mad! Probably because I actually know about Mohammed and can't be lied to.
Mohammed's family were one of the wealthiest and most influential in Mecca, and Khadija brought him a lot of additional wealth. If you have learnt anything about Mohammed, you know it's true.
All you haters go eat shit, I'm Christian. This is not offensive to Muslims, it is a joke. He made a joke about his MUSLIM FRIEND. NOT ALL MUSLIMS. I hate people who do not understand other religions because they are different from their own.
Hi, I am muslim and i am proud to be one. I'm not a terrorist and hate physical violence aswel as mental violence witch i both consider terrorism when its done for no reason. When i see people hating islam, i kinda feel depressed.. so ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS ARE DAMN MOFO TERRORISTS AND Y'ALL HAVE A NICE TRIP TO HELL BITCHES, TROLL equals TERRORIST just think about it, realise its true and then convince yourself it isn't and continue TERRORIZING like a boss, AND Burn like a BITCH.......
@yVoid2010 well your people are trying to break away Chechnya from Russia, care to explain that? I know theres lots of muslims there and all but still..how DARE THEY
@yVoid2010 What the hell does this have to do with anything?!!? Just because there's a video that has "muslim" in the title, doesn't mean you have to make a rant about being a muslim. If it offends you, move the fuck along. If you're just trying to find a reason to argue, then you're just stupid and have no life. You KNOW that there are going to be comments about muslims on here. Just looking for a reason to argue. Pathetic.
My teacher said that I should focus more on a job that's guaranteed money instead of music...I wanna prove him wrong. I work my ass off 2 make it into music biz its hard to get people hear u when u hav no exposure i dont hav money for amazing videos or big youtube advertisement..so all im left with a spam. if you could take two sec to give me a thumbs up just so people know i exist you dont have to like me, just gime a chance to be liked god bless
Muslims don't have a sence of humor, always angry and serious. It's comedy. It's not coming from a place of hate. Take the stick out of your asses and relax.
If you think praying to a statue of jesus is the right thing and that he is god, then you are not a christian and you are not a person of god, espescially if you believe in the one god concept, jesus was a messenger (pbuh) as mentioned in the quran more than any other messenger and christiansif u do worship the cross with jesus on it, im sorry but you are commiting a sin of idol worshipping and breaking one or more of your commandments... schools out, go take ur break now. peace.
in aramaic the christians call god (allah) same as us, so stop with the hatred and foolishness and remember that we are a monotheist religion including jewdism, who also called god (eloh or elohim or Ellah) we all pray to one god, we al are provided by one god, we all are created by one god, if a christian believes jesus is god then he is not atrue christian and he should go read the bible and tell me one quotation where jesus says "WORSHIP ME, I AM GOD" there isnt, idol worship is not allowed.
@MrJtotheohnnn The old testament of the bible which is in Jerusalem mentions "Allah" many times as in aramaic (language of jesus) to say god is ALLAH, and the bible even talks about Prophet Mohammed within its pages, but a lot of Christians are idiots who dont really follow Christianity by actually gaining knowledge but by just reading passages that they "Like" and then calling themselves muslims its harsh to say but thats the truth.. and if u looks closer ull find a lot of islamic references.
@MrJtotheohnnn Firstly, "Allah" means God in Arabic you fucking idiot. So every time "God" is mentioned in the Bible, "Allah" is mentioned. Secondly, well no shit, Jesus is mentioned in the Quran because Jesus was one of the many prophets in Islamic belief.
@13917507 the word "ALLAH" isn't mentioned in the BIBLE dumbass....you can justify it meaning God but its in plain black and white.....smh. And also the Quran and Bible are not the same thing so you can't sit there and say Allah is mentioned everytime the word God is....wtf r u talking about????
@MrJtotheohnnn Mohammed basically read the Bible and then created his own holy book, stealing loads of stuff from the Biblical stories. That's why the very first point they talk about is that Mohammed couldn't read. They really labour that point, as if to prove that means he couldn't have read the Bible and just stolen all the stories. He was part of a rich merchant family that travelled into Christian territories. You think it all came to him in a dream? lol
Get some information before being so racist like that. And he wasn't a part of a 'RICH' merchant family? WTF are you talking about man? Your post is just a pile of fake crap..
@amstarism Goodness that was a load of crap in one comment right there..
Even if he could read, how would a bedouin arab man from a bold desert read and understand Aramic?
Even what was mentioned in the Quran, doesnt even come close what was told in the bible, you can't even compare the stories to eacht other, the bible contradicted itself many times! .. He was rich? Oh and what dream are you talking about? lol..Its really obvious how ignorant you are about Islam! so keep it to yourself :$
@CrazyKitten00 The Bible wasn't just in Arameic - it was translated into all different languages, and actually the new testament was originally written in Greek. Who's the ignorant one now? lol And besides, people talk. I've not spent more than a day with a Muslim before they start telling me about Islam, you think Ancient Jews and Christians were any different? Get some historical context before you spout nonsense. Don't rely on what other people tell you, find out for yourself. Inquire.
@amstarism You didnt answer my freaking question, How can a bedouin arab man from a bold desert understand Arameic or Greek or whatsoever? Then you come and tell me it was translated well then when was it translated into arabic? then prove to me that Mohamed was rich as your ignorant ass claimed previously... I dont care about jews or christians.see, if your head is filled up with shit, thats fine by me if its fine by you, Just dont spread that shit,, it says alot more about you.
@CrazyKitten00 I can only assume that you're being wilfully ignorant, because no-one with the capacity to sit at a computer and type a message could possibly be that stupid. Because people TALKED to him about it, obviously! How do you think toddlers are able to learn things when they can't read?! Moron. It also explains why lots of the stories he stole have inaccuracies in them, e.g. Ishmael instead of Isaac. Mohammed did come from a rich family, whether it was entailed on him directly or not.
@amstarism Are you fucking kidding me? DO you know how poor Mohammed was? Prophet Mohammed could have been a king and spread his message in super simple way if he was really rich as you claim. This man tighted up his stomach while starving This man and his Sahabas ate dry tree leaves to survive, and you coming here telling me he was rich only because you want to believe that?? and I am supposed to believe your crap?
@CrazyKitten00 Did you even read his Seera (story of his life)? What are you basing your stupid statements on? Again you say that People TALKED to him about it, what people? Evidence please!! Im kinda getting tired of your crap, oh by the way, Wasn't Ahmed mention in the bible already?? :-)
Ibrahim sacrificed Ismael and not Iasaac, to me that is a fact, why should I believe or follow the jews?? They didnt like Ismail anyway, he was the son of whom Ibrahim prefered and married. :-) SO..
@CrazyKitten00 You have to be a 'man of the people' to spread an ideology, so of course he has to be an 'ordinary guy'. History is written by the victorious, and there's no denying that Mohammed was an amazing leader and warrior. That doesn't, however, make any of what he wrote true. All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote. Your just saying 'Mohammed was poor because he said he was poor'. That's just like Christians saying 'the Bible is true because it says it's true'.
@amstarism " All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote" Like what the hell? when we read about the sunnah we don't actually read about the Prophet Mohammed only. We actually read about his envirornment, about his campanions, his househould. That's how we know if he was really rich or poor, Oh and give me 1 book Mohammed wrote by himself lol..Most of the Sunnah narrated books came after him. Didn't know about that too? Then don't bring the bible up :S, and do some reading
@CrazyKitten00 Oh, so there's more 'evidence' from people afterwards who were also in positions of power? Well, that proves it MUST be true! Get a brain.
@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
@13917507 Liar, the Arabic word for god is ilah, not Allah. Allah = الله (alif ا, lam ل, lam ل, ha ه) ilah = اله (alif ا, lam ل, ha ه). Do you muslims even know how to tell the truth? I never came across on such a liars like muslims are
@MrSub132 O ja, joh? Is één van zijn namen ook niet Hubal? O nee, zo heette Allah voordat Muhammad besloot om hem Allah te noemen. De Quran is gewoon een samenvatting van de Bijbel, aangevuld met Muhammad's wensen voor macht, geld en kutjes. Hij nam verzen over van de bijbel die hij zelf niet eens begreep. Toen dat domme volk in Medina vroegen wat die verzen betekende, toen kwan Muhammad met 3:7 op de proppen, alleen Allah begrijpt sommige verzen. Ha, wat een doorzichtig gelul!
@13917507 Why would you call him an idiot, when YOU are the one following a pedophile, womanizer, murderer? Jesus is not mentioned in the quran, Easa is mentioned. Not the same person. Yeshua/Jesus is the Son of God. Easa is not. Easa is a fairytale for muslims. Just like all the fairytales mohamed told. Fly on any donkey's lately? LOL!!!!
@cutenu2 Tell me dumbass, would you be comfortable reading all of the Bible to your 7 year old daughter? The Bible has A LOT of profanity, while the Qur'an does not. Besides, Easa IS Jesus you fool. There is NO SON OF GOD IN OUR RELIGION, so how could there be a prophet in Islam that is said to be? Get your extremely biased and utterly retarded facts straight and fuck off.
@Mcnizzle88 how could you say get your "facts' straight when no one can even prove the existence of god, jesus or terrorist muhammed or allah? religion is just all made up bullshit
@ihatefatherjudge Do you see how invalid your argument is? You are currently insulting our culture, and you think that will get you anywhere? Keep thinking that dumb fuck. Besides, there are facts. It's called the Qur'an and faith. "Terrorist Muhammed" Shut the fuck up you disobedient prick, you have no place in this world. You think that there are no facts so you just resort the the next best thing, believing in nothing. Rot in hell somewhere else you dumb faggot.
@Mcnizzle88 no.. i dont... and how do you not see that you just said facts in the same sentence as "faith"... faith- believing in something even when there is no proof, aka gullable, naive etc... you're scared of death so you fuckin devote your life to not eating pork, plotting terrorist attacks and cutting off womens heads who show their skin in public... the qur'an is in no way facts... its basically scientifically proven that we derived from evolution, not a god btw
Both Bible and Quran are violent profound. Stop arguing which one is better. Those are just stories with some good and, unfortunately, some bad messages.
@sober19990 No you fucking dumb ass. The Qur'an is not profound at all, it is meant to sought out the lives of all followers of Allah and to teach adults and children what to do in life. It's not a bunch of fairy tales, it is the true words of Allah. Keep believing what you're believing. We'll see inshallah when the time comes, have a great time in the mean time faggot.
It isnt? And here i was thinking that 7 wifes and bunch of virgins are are profound. Im betting that Allah wouldnt approve 7 wifes any more than 7 husbands. Like I said, just stories. I believe there is a God. I dont know what his name is, but i know we are supposed to be good. And i definitely know that he doesnt want people arguing about religion. And I definitely know he hates false preachers and prophets like you talking about who will be punished when the time comes.Faggot !
@sober19990 It is not up to me as to who will be punished and who will be rewarded in the afterlife. I can however get a pretty good taste if this is what you believe in with the Qur'an. Besides, it is very well possible for me to go to hell, just because I am Muslim doesn't mean I am granted a one-way ticket to heaven. And you still think the we believe in that bullshit? Bunch of virgins? LOL! It doesn't say that anywhere in the Qur'an. Also, women can't have more than one husband, men can have
Who decides that man can have 7 wifes,but a woman can have one husband? I know what normal and a little more tolerant muslims believe in, but an idiot that says for absolute confidence which book is better,and cursing along the way,i really dont know what that kind of man believes in. There area are fanatics in other religions too,and i maybe they are giving you a hard time,and maybe you have mistaken me with them.but you just proved them right by being acting like a fanatic yourself
@sober19990 but having 1 wife is better cuz ur going to have a strong relationship with each other and if u married more than 1 ur first wife will be jealous and thats leads to divorce
@sober19990 up to 4 and that's it BUT..."Circumstances may warrant the taking of another wife but the right is granted, according to the Qur'an, only on condition that the husband is scrupulously fair." (h t t p: / / w w w muslim-forum org/faqs htm#wife) A small percentage of Muslims marry more than one women, my father and many others have only one.
Like I said, no book is perfect,and no book is less true.Bile and Quran can teach us a lot of things.I have nothing against muslims, two very good friends of mine that are muslims.And I even defended muslims on this page.But than you showed up cursing and making religious threats like you are better just because you're a muslim. I have nothing against any form of religion as long as its wise and honorable.I do have something against religious fanatics,and you proved yourself as one.
@Mcnizzle88 First of all the quran is loaded with murderous verses idiot. Second, Easa is NOT Jesus YOU fool! Jesus IS the Son of God, but if the quran would say that, it would negate mohamed. And momo wouldn't want that now would he? It would prevent him from marrying a 6 yr old girl. Ding dong!
@cutenu2 There is zero profanity what so ever in the Qur'an and there is no son of God dumb ass. Why would he need a family? He is the most powerful being in the universe. In Turkey, there was a BIBLE, don't read it wrong dumb fuck, that was written in Aramaic (a blend of ARABIC and HEBREW) BY JESUS HIMSELF. It states that he is NOT the son of God, and that there is not one. The last prophet is Muhammad and he is a messenger of the one and only Allah. And 6 year old girl? You are fucking stupid.
That bible from Turkey was written 15 centuries ago,so it is not written by Jesus,just like no other. Some of you are always getting offended when someone says something bad about your religion, but are never ashamed to insult someone else's. Why is everyone even talking about this, this is just a joke. And yes,there is some profanity, or at least some immoral statements in every religious book. Why would anyone get offended or even disaprove others belief ? You are fucking stupid
@cutenu2 religion is all made up!! every bit of it... if you believe in any religion you are just a weak minded naive person.. religion causes wars and violence
@13917507 allah and jesus are 2 different people dumbass. If you think allah is jesus think about this allah is a god that wants there people to kill thats how they go to allahs heaven. JESUS dose not say to kill to go to heaven how are they the same?
@NinjaHooker9000 He didnt say Allah was jesus.He said jesus was a prophet in the quran.He's clearly stating the terminology. Allah means god. And it means diffrent things to diffrent people. If a christian said praise to Allah. They would be talking about jesus. All they did was say the name in Arabic
Idiot. Crusaders killed so they could go to haven.Bible is as Violent as Quran,but you never read it,so how could you know?. Its not about religion,its about people. There are idiots, terrorists, and there are normal human beings. You are and idiot. And idiots usually think that all muslims are bad and muslim religion is evil. Terrorists think all christians are infidels and their religion is evil. To me, you are all just retarded!
yo im a muslim i believe in islam and in allah being the only and one god, and prophet Mohammed is his messenger (pbuh) but common ya'll stop the hatred.. this guy was just making a joke he didnt imply anything with it, its just a joke, laugh and get on with it for real.. i got white friends who say inshallah(if allah wants to, used in a way as in, i hope i get money tommorow (inshallah) well they say that instead of saying hopefully jesus will help me.. its a joke.. stop hating. we are brothers
@juna2509 Cuz Muslims receive hate all the time, it's just there is no good timing for jokes about them, you can see what's happening around the middle east and what America and Israel are doing, i don't blame them.
@juna2509 ikr i have an african friend and we were in school and we had to do social studies project in class on cotton and she was right beside me and i accidently looked at it wasnt feeling the pic and i said i don want this old african shit but i said sorry and she still was mad i wasreally sorry but still she cant take a joke
Haha, actually, i dont take it too seriously. but because people are always insulting us, hating us, with no reason, so, everytime someone says a joke, we dont feel it as a 'joke' we take it to seriously.
How about you all shut the fuck up and watch the video, for once, without religious arguments and debates. It's a stand up comedy excerpt for fuck's sake!
lolziecakes 12 hours ago 2
ok first off, i served overseas, and race, religion, or personal beliefs all go out the window when you are in the shit. second of all, you guys need some john lennon in your life.
krillix2k7 2 days ago
@armbar55 do you believe in Gravity? Because that is 'just' a theory too LOL
TheSaintAza 2 days ago
Everyone is a fucking religion expert on Youtube -__-
mw2kid8920 3 days ago 2
this wasnt funny.
TheMassIntelligence 3 days ago
soil*
armbar55 4 days ago
we are not scientifically proven to come from evolution thats a theory it is proven that everything found in soul and dirt is found within the human body...ashes to ashes and dust to dust
armbar55 4 days ago
ALLAH I'm about to die maan where you at! LMAO
alexnromeo1995 5 days ago
Way to ruin a hilarious video with annoying comments guys.
AZahriya 5 days ago
lmao at starburst. so true!
rencrow 6 days ago
am going to say 1 thing for those who are fighting about jesus and stuff jesus is a normal person unless he is a prophet and allah is the god of all
allah have no father have no son have no daughter have no wife have no mother have no grandma and grandpa thats means there is nothing beneath god or allah place he is the 1 and only god
if u r thinking who told us this whole thing the Qur'an and the Qur'an is god's book and words
MultiUnknowen 6 days ago
im muslim but the starburst thing thats wat we do lmfao
jbali237 1 week ago 27
Why are people getting so offended?
Jesus is one of our prophets, just like Moses and Abraham. We just don't consider him as the savior or god
773soccer 1 week ago
Hmm hmm read tht look thts pork I told u man! Lol
15loljk 1 week ago
Fuck the JEWS
JailHouseDaddyDiick 1 week ago
Fuck the Jews
JailHouseDaddyDiick 1 week ago
Muslims acknowledge Jesus...Christianity does not acknowledge Islam; apart from it warning Christians against false prophets and doctrine.....speaking as a Christian this is my plain truth...Either way this joke did make me laugh....Respect to all my brothers & sisters, regardless of your creed or colour! We are not put here to judge, Just love one another.
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LOL uma HUGE kevin hart fan i was on AMERICAN IDOL & i made the SHIT KEVIN HART SAY parody video its HILARIOUS if you a TRUE Kevin Hart fan you will LOVE the video its on my page :)
BrandonDBlack 1 week ago
As i read the muslims comments.... Its no wonder everyone hates you guys #sadbuttrue
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I came back to read more comments and they are soooo dumb. The people who say he's making fun of the religion and the muslims getting offended just shut up. He's not making fun of the religion he's making fun of the person calling him a fake. He said nothing about the religion being wrong or right. Actually listen to what he says and read the title correctly . "Jokes about his muslim friend"
suivatra123 1 week ago
jesus is our prophet
rushitelj 1 week ago
im muslim and id ask jesus along with any prophet for help ..
peace be upon them all
Kevin Hart is one funny mother fucker
Sensfan613 1 week ago
@Sensfan613 because Jesus is the Light and the Truth!....Amen!
Pschool1 1 week ago
@Pschool1 Jesus was a prophet and did speak the truth until man destroyed his message and transformed it into many versions... ... But lets keep ths about kevin hart
Sensfan613 4 days ago
Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
Haha about the candy wrapper bit...*sees ingredients* uh uh no gelatin, cant eat pork
TheWhizzkid23 1 week ago
Muslims believe in jesus as one of their prophets...
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you guys are dumb are you seriously talking shit about the muslim religion ... kevin hart you devil worshipper and who ever follows this will burn in hell... that is why there will be a war you dumb motherfuckers..and im aethiest for those who think im not
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suckdicklesbians 1 week ago
Muslims: Offended by EVERYTHING, ashamed of nothing.
gojuryu3 1 week ago
@gojuryu3 OMG AGREED!!!! :D
eLuZiveMaRiio 1 week ago
@gojuryu3 Nah, we just have to live through years of being called "terrorist" in school and such. What is there to be ashamed of? We aren't afraid to wash our feet in a public restaurant, it's a cleansing.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
@gojuryu3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude, that is hilariously funny and completely fuckin true... fuckin jihads
ihatefatherjudge 1 week ago
@gojuryu3 oh shut the fuck up
IzaFaqat 6 days ago
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Fuck Muslims and Fuck the Prophet Mohammed up his faggot ass too. There, i gave you camel jockeys a reason to hate me. If Muslims didn't have oil to sell, the rest of the world would have forgotten you people even existed long ago.
0ilikeboobies0 1 week ago
LMFAOO pork in starburst?
Rickyfffff 1 week ago
I'm Muslim........hi :)
MastaCRoach 1 week ago
@MastaCRoach hi :D
MultiUnknowen 6 days ago
funny video but the comments suck ass, I'll sum it up ... Religion is medievil fairytale, the reality is that christians are a bunch of hypocrits who like to fondle children and muslims are a bunch of womanizing barbarians who are doing the name muhammad to death. end of discussion, now back to the video.
Peeenos 1 week ago
The in islam Jesus is considered only a prophet not God.
schaelakhan 1 week ago
uhhh...no one else thought the video was funny..?
chiporskip 1 week ago
:D:D heard this joke the other way round before, both hilarious!
leoaltus 1 week ago
Ugh U guys need to honestly shut up becuz this is so stupid that one person hates wat another person thinks?Wow you guys need to grow up and get over it.
realman1231 1 week ago
Lol, I'm Muslim and I found it funny. I love my religion, nothin against Christians either. But learn to take a joke. & basically Kevin was exactly right except where he pronounced Allah wrong, lmao, but i found it funny!
Biscuittizbeast 2 weeks ago
@Biscuittizbeast Are u kidding me?...
MultiSoLoMoNKaNe 1 week ago
@MultiSoLoMoNKaNe nope, why?
Biscuittizbeast 1 week ago
i am muslim found this funny! couldn't help but laugh
EyeFrine 2 weeks ago
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MultiSoLoMoNKaNe 2 weeks ago
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@EyeFrine You're a Muslim and found this funny...What kind of Muslims are u?...A dick headed one?...U fool, You're laughing, cause someone is fucking making fun of ur religion...I'm a Muslim, and I'm so proud to be one, but u fuck face is a shame for all Muslims...Would it be so funny if I made fun of u now?...Kid!! let ur dad give u some money to learn how to speak English in a proper way. You're a real dumb ass, I've never been enraged like that before...!!!
MultiSoLoMoNKaNe 2 weeks ago
@MultiSoLoMoNKaNe go to HELL!
EyeFrine 2 weeks ago
@EyeFrine Hell, ur not the one to tell me where to go hell or heaven, as if I'm gonna obey such a fagot like u. Who r u to give such an order...Dude, ur so down.
MultiSoLoMoNKaNe 1 week ago
@MultiSoLoMoNKaNe your insane, you seriously need help......
EyeFrine 1 week ago
@EyeFrine Oh, really...am I the psychopath here?....Go check ur brain and u'll know my answer
MultiSoLoMoNKaNe 1 week ago
Everyone take their religious arguements somewhere else. Get the fuck out of here.
maikai196 2 weeks ago
who cares, this is funny nonetheless. find a religious website where ya'll can argue till u turn blue.
selzi83 2 weeks ago
I don't get why anybody is getting mad or offended about this joke. It makes sense Muslims see jesus as a prophet not their lord and savior so for him to ask jesus for help does make him a phony. If u are or aren't muslim and getting offended cuz u don't get it ask not argue.
suivatra123 2 weeks ago 22
@suivatra123 I have to agree. Which kind of makes it a non-funny joke. I mean in the Quaran Jesus is still referenced as a messenger of God and will return on the day of judgement.
Smertrios0 1 week ago
Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire. Light upon light. Allah guides to His light whom He wills. And Allah presents examples for the people, and Allah is Knowing of all things.
CUAVonline 2 weeks ago
I mean Jesus is considered a really important prophet in ISLAM so i dont see much wrong in sayin that...
FallujaFreak 2 weeks ago
trolls n zealots are idiots.. keep flaming hate.. people like bush osama sharon saddam etc fucks up the planet
gothless 2 weeks ago
LMAO...luv kevin hart :)
pencilisgood 2 weeks ago
niggaz cant be better than muslims... if it wasnt for 9/11 - then muslims would've been white men's best friend and not a nigga
RAYHAN888 2 weeks ago
uummm.. Muslims believe that Jesus is a prophet
khalfehoopstar 2 weeks ago
uh oh... here comes the angry ragheads' comments...
fortziii 2 weeks ago
All These Longass Comments, Are Useless! NO ONE FINNUH SIT NDD' READ THAT LONGASS SHIT! Just Engoy The COMEDY Video Nd Stfu ^.^
JackieAkAYuki 2 weeks ago
@JackieAkAYuki Ebonics at it's best, smh
KerriRebeccaCoulter 2 weeks ago
jesus is a prophet. muslims can talk about him or pray to him
50agit 2 weeks ago
@50agit jesus is no one. and no muslims cant pray to him.
Proxymated 2 weeks ago
stupid
MSSrehabworld 2 weeks ago
the guys jokes dont make much sense his 1 of the many peopl who tried to be funni and failed sorry my fend buh ur nt funni
kinggaf 2 weeks ago
Wow, Okay Its Seems Liike Some of Youu Need To Chill , Take A Chill Pill ; Itss A Jokes Thats Suppose To Make Youu Laugh Soo, Calm Down.
xxWildFreakxx 2 weeks ago
stfu
London999able 2 weeks ago
i fucking hate syrups
007bondspy 3 weeks ago
I think it's not necessarily to make people laugh by talk about God. This is not civilized and there is no benefit from that. Just you get hate from other people. Look around you and find something else can make them laugh far from religions. It's an opinion :)
Yaaa5y 3 weeks ago
Thank you Xelena910
xSTR33TSofG0LDx 3 weeks ago
I agree with xSTR33T301 GOLD
Xelena910 3 weeks ago
he shud eat a pork sandwich an die imediately LMAO
thesuperhelperful 3 weeks ago
U people dont get the joke...his friend was a phony...and 4 the record...ALLAH means god
yemen93 3 weeks ago
@yemen93 not necessarily a phony akhi, living in Western countries, we tend to pick up the non-Muslim habits. Like saying "Oh geez", or " Jesus!' when shocked or scared.
HarunDanyal 3 weeks ago
@MrJtotheohnnn
Well dumbass it doesnt ALLAH in the bible because it says GOD. Do you know why it says God? Ill tell you. Because the language has been changed and the words have been changed feom the original bible thousands of years ago. SO IN TRUTH 1000-2000 years ago THE BINLE DIDNT SAY GOD BUT ANOTHER WORD THAT MEANT GOD. SO THAT WOULD MEAN IN ITS OrIGINAL LANGUAGE IT WOULD HAVE SAID SOMWTHING ELSE.
KingMustafa7 3 weeks ago
@Soundious It sounds like you're mad! Probably because I actually know about Mohammed and can't be lied to.
Mohammed's family were one of the wealthiest and most influential in Mecca, and Khadija brought him a lot of additional wealth. If you have learnt anything about Mohammed, you know it's true.
amstarism 3 weeks ago
All you haters go eat shit, I'm Christian. This is not offensive to Muslims, it is a joke. He made a joke about his MUSLIM FRIEND. NOT ALL MUSLIMS. I hate people who do not understand other religions because they are different from their own.
xSTR33TSofG0LDx 3 weeks ago
@xSTR33TSofG0LDx people dont understand comedy -_-
MonkeyBoyLINK 3 weeks ago
BTW I love kevin hart and i do not find this offensive
My job is done here....
yVoid2010 3 weeks ago
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Hi, I am muslim and i am proud to be one. I'm not a terrorist and hate physical violence aswel as mental violence witch i both consider terrorism when its done for no reason. When i see people hating islam, i kinda feel depressed.. so ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS ARE DAMN MOFO TERRORISTS AND Y'ALL HAVE A NICE TRIP TO HELL BITCHES, TROLL equals TERRORIST just think about it, realise its true and then convince yourself it isn't and continue TERRORIZING like a boss, AND Burn like a BITCH.......
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yVoid2010 3 weeks ago 28
@yVoid2010 Shut the fuck up no one cares.
IntoxicatedUchiha 3 weeks ago 2
@yVoid2010 well your people are trying to break away Chechnya from Russia, care to explain that? I know theres lots of muslims there and all but still..how DARE THEY
Proxymated 2 weeks ago
@yVoid2010 i feel u dude
Houseofblues9 2 weeks ago
@yVoid2010 What the hell does this have to do with anything?!!? Just because there's a video that has "muslim" in the title, doesn't mean you have to make a rant about being a muslim. If it offends you, move the fuck along. If you're just trying to find a reason to argue, then you're just stupid and have no life. You KNOW that there are going to be comments about muslims on here. Just looking for a reason to argue. Pathetic.
4kingdomhrts 2 weeks ago 29
@4kingdomhrts All muslims fucking get offended if you use the word muslim if your not muslim.
FTWGamesUK 1 week ago
@yVoid2010 You need spell check...
nnajio 2 weeks ago
Muslims have allah and jesus
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PrimetimeYB 3 weeks ago
Muslims don't have a sence of humor, always angry and serious. It's comedy. It's not coming from a place of hate. Take the stick out of your asses and relax.
lobster0right 3 weeks ago
i dont get how this is offensive. i'm a muslim and i'm not offended atall. this is hilarious!!!
kyreen100 3 weeks ago
hamzas"jinn babies" video was funny
ProffesorDorkins 3 weeks ago 4
LOL i get it, this was hilarious!!! Help me Jesus !! Asalamaleka.
06aioros 3 weeks ago
If you think praying to a statue of jesus is the right thing and that he is god, then you are not a christian and you are not a person of god, espescially if you believe in the one god concept, jesus was a messenger (pbuh) as mentioned in the quran more than any other messenger and christiansif u do worship the cross with jesus on it, im sorry but you are commiting a sin of idol worshipping and breaking one or more of your commandments... schools out, go take ur break now. peace.
SabDaKing 3 weeks ago
in aramaic the christians call god (allah) same as us, so stop with the hatred and foolishness and remember that we are a monotheist religion including jewdism, who also called god (eloh or elohim or Ellah) we all pray to one god, we al are provided by one god, we all are created by one god, if a christian believes jesus is god then he is not atrue christian and he should go read the bible and tell me one quotation where jesus says "WORSHIP ME, I AM GOD" there isnt, idol worship is not allowed.
SabDaKing 3 weeks ago
@SabDaKing funny how the quran mentions Jesus but the Bible doesn't mention allah.....
MrJtotheohnnn 3 weeks ago
@MrJtotheohnnn The old testament of the bible which is in Jerusalem mentions "Allah" many times as in aramaic (language of jesus) to say god is ALLAH, and the bible even talks about Prophet Mohammed within its pages, but a lot of Christians are idiots who dont really follow Christianity by actually gaining knowledge but by just reading passages that they "Like" and then calling themselves muslims its harsh to say but thats the truth.. and if u looks closer ull find a lot of islamic references.
SabDaKing 3 weeks ago
@MrJtotheohnnn Firstly, "Allah" means God in Arabic you fucking idiot. So every time "God" is mentioned in the Bible, "Allah" is mentioned. Secondly, well no shit, Jesus is mentioned in the Quran because Jesus was one of the many prophets in Islamic belief.
13917507 3 weeks ago 31
@13917507 the word "ALLAH" isn't mentioned in the BIBLE dumbass....you can justify it meaning God but its in plain black and white.....smh. And also the Quran and Bible are not the same thing so you can't sit there and say Allah is mentioned everytime the word God is....wtf r u talking about????
MrJtotheohnnn 3 weeks ago
@MrJtotheohnnn Mohammed basically read the Bible and then created his own holy book, stealing loads of stuff from the Biblical stories. That's why the very first point they talk about is that Mohammed couldn't read. They really labour that point, as if to prove that means he couldn't have read the Bible and just stolen all the stories. He was part of a rich merchant family that travelled into Christian territories. You think it all came to him in a dream? lol
amstarism 3 weeks ago
@amstarism You mad bro'? YOU MAD?!
Get some information before being so racist like that. And he wasn't a part of a 'RICH' merchant family? WTF are you talking about man? Your post is just a pile of fake crap..
Soundious 3 weeks ago
@amstarism Goodness that was a load of crap in one comment right there..
Even if he could read, how would a bedouin arab man from a bold desert read and understand Aramic?
Even what was mentioned in the Quran, doesnt even come close what was told in the bible, you can't even compare the stories to eacht other, the bible contradicted itself many times! .. He was rich? Oh and what dream are you talking about? lol..Its really obvious how ignorant you are about Islam! so keep it to yourself :$
CrazyKitten00 3 weeks ago
@CrazyKitten00 The Bible wasn't just in Arameic - it was translated into all different languages, and actually the new testament was originally written in Greek. Who's the ignorant one now? lol And besides, people talk. I've not spent more than a day with a Muslim before they start telling me about Islam, you think Ancient Jews and Christians were any different? Get some historical context before you spout nonsense. Don't rely on what other people tell you, find out for yourself. Inquire.
amstarism 3 weeks ago
@amstarism You didnt answer my freaking question, How can a bedouin arab man from a bold desert understand Arameic or Greek or whatsoever? Then you come and tell me it was translated well then when was it translated into arabic? then prove to me that Mohamed was rich as your ignorant ass claimed previously... I dont care about jews or christians.see, if your head is filled up with shit, thats fine by me if its fine by you, Just dont spread that shit,, it says alot more about you.
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
@CrazyKitten00 I can only assume that you're being wilfully ignorant, because no-one with the capacity to sit at a computer and type a message could possibly be that stupid. Because people TALKED to him about it, obviously! How do you think toddlers are able to learn things when they can't read?! Moron. It also explains why lots of the stories he stole have inaccuracies in them, e.g. Ishmael instead of Isaac. Mohammed did come from a rich family, whether it was entailed on him directly or not.
amstarism 2 weeks ago
@amstarism Are you fucking kidding me? DO you know how poor Mohammed was? Prophet Mohammed could have been a king and spread his message in super simple way if he was really rich as you claim. This man tighted up his stomach while starving This man and his Sahabas ate dry tree leaves to survive, and you coming here telling me he was rich only because you want to believe that?? and I am supposed to believe your crap?
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
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@CrazyKitten00 Did you even read his Seera (story of his life)? What are you basing your stupid statements on? Again you say that People TALKED to him about it, what people? Evidence please!! Im kinda getting tired of your crap, oh by the way, Wasn't Ahmed mention in the bible already?? :-)
Ibrahim sacrificed Ismael and not Iasaac, to me that is a fact, why should I believe or follow the jews?? They didnt like Ismail anyway, he was the son of whom Ibrahim prefered and married. :-) SO..
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
@CrazyKitten00 You have to be a 'man of the people' to spread an ideology, so of course he has to be an 'ordinary guy'. History is written by the victorious, and there's no denying that Mohammed was an amazing leader and warrior. That doesn't, however, make any of what he wrote true. All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote. Your just saying 'Mohammed was poor because he said he was poor'. That's just like Christians saying 'the Bible is true because it says it's true'.
amstarism 2 weeks ago
@amstarism " All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote" Like what the hell? when we read about the sunnah we don't actually read about the Prophet Mohammed only. We actually read about his envirornment, about his campanions, his househould. That's how we know if he was really rich or poor, Oh and give me 1 book Mohammed wrote by himself lol..Most of the Sunnah narrated books came after him. Didn't know about that too? Then don't bring the bible up :S, and do some reading
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
@CrazyKitten00 Oh, so there's more 'evidence' from people afterwards who were also in positions of power? Well, that proves it MUST be true! Get a brain.
amstarism 2 weeks ago
@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
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@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
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@amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!
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CrazyKitten00 2 weeks ago
@MrJtotheohnnn My point was that Allah is the translation of "God" in Arabic.
13917507 3 weeks ago
@13917507 Liar, the Arabic word for god is ilah, not Allah. Allah = الله (alif ا, lam ل, lam ل, ha ه) ilah = اله (alif ا, lam ل, ha ه). Do you muslims even know how to tell the truth? I never came across on such a liars like muslims are
kuttenkijker 2 weeks ago
@kuttenkijker wtf kijk is naar je naam vriend... BTW Allah heeft 99 namen weet je nog?
MrSub132 1 week ago
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@MrSub132 O ja, joh? Is één van zijn namen ook niet Hubal? O nee, zo heette Allah voordat Muhammad besloot om hem Allah te noemen. De Quran is gewoon een samenvatting van de Bijbel, aangevuld met Muhammad's wensen voor macht, geld en kutjes. Hij nam verzen over van de bijbel die hij zelf niet eens begreep. Toen dat domme volk in Medina vroegen wat die verzen betekende, toen kwan Muhammad met 3:7 op de proppen, alleen Allah begrijpt sommige verzen. Ha, wat een doorzichtig gelul!
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@13917507 When God is mentioned... God is mentioned!
krakenmaken 2 weeks ago
@13917507 Why would you call him an idiot, when YOU are the one following a pedophile, womanizer, murderer? Jesus is not mentioned in the quran, Easa is mentioned. Not the same person. Yeshua/Jesus is the Son of God. Easa is not. Easa is a fairytale for muslims. Just like all the fairytales mohamed told. Fly on any donkey's lately? LOL!!!!
cutenu2 1 week ago
@cutenu2 Tell me dumbass, would you be comfortable reading all of the Bible to your 7 year old daughter? The Bible has A LOT of profanity, while the Qur'an does not. Besides, Easa IS Jesus you fool. There is NO SON OF GOD IN OUR RELIGION, so how could there be a prophet in Islam that is said to be? Get your extremely biased and utterly retarded facts straight and fuck off.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
@Mcnizzle88 how could you say get your "facts' straight when no one can even prove the existence of god, jesus or terrorist muhammed or allah? religion is just all made up bullshit
ihatefatherjudge 1 week ago in playlist kevin hart stand up
@ihatefatherjudge Do you see how invalid your argument is? You are currently insulting our culture, and you think that will get you anywhere? Keep thinking that dumb fuck. Besides, there are facts. It's called the Qur'an and faith. "Terrorist Muhammed" Shut the fuck up you disobedient prick, you have no place in this world. You think that there are no facts so you just resort the the next best thing, believing in nothing. Rot in hell somewhere else you dumb faggot.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
@Mcnizzle88 no.. i dont... and how do you not see that you just said facts in the same sentence as "faith"... faith- believing in something even when there is no proof, aka gullable, naive etc... you're scared of death so you fuckin devote your life to not eating pork, plotting terrorist attacks and cutting off womens heads who show their skin in public... the qur'an is in no way facts... its basically scientifically proven that we derived from evolution, not a god btw
ihatefatherjudge 1 week ago
Both Bible and Quran are violent profound. Stop arguing which one is better. Those are just stories with some good and, unfortunately, some bad messages.
sober19990 1 week ago
@sober19990 No you fucking dumb ass. The Qur'an is not profound at all, it is meant to sought out the lives of all followers of Allah and to teach adults and children what to do in life. It's not a bunch of fairy tales, it is the true words of Allah. Keep believing what you're believing. We'll see inshallah when the time comes, have a great time in the mean time faggot.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
It isnt? And here i was thinking that 7 wifes and bunch of virgins are are profound. Im betting that Allah wouldnt approve 7 wifes any more than 7 husbands. Like I said, just stories. I believe there is a God. I dont know what his name is, but i know we are supposed to be good. And i definitely know that he doesnt want people arguing about religion. And I definitely know he hates false preachers and prophets like you talking about who will be punished when the time comes.Faggot !
sober19990 1 week ago
@sober19990 It is not up to me as to who will be punished and who will be rewarded in the afterlife. I can however get a pretty good taste if this is what you believe in with the Qur'an. Besides, it is very well possible for me to go to hell, just because I am Muslim doesn't mean I am granted a one-way ticket to heaven. And you still think the we believe in that bullshit? Bunch of virgins? LOL! It doesn't say that anywhere in the Qur'an. Also, women can't have more than one husband, men can have
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
Who decides that man can have 7 wifes,but a woman can have one husband? I know what normal and a little more tolerant muslims believe in, but an idiot that says for absolute confidence which book is better,and cursing along the way,i really dont know what that kind of man believes in. There area are fanatics in other religions too,and i maybe they are giving you a hard time,and maybe you have mistaken me with them.but you just proved them right by being acting like a fanatic yourself
sober19990 1 week ago
@sober19990 for muslims 4 is the max am just telling
MultiUnknowen 6 days ago
Oh,well i guess thats ok
sober19990 4 days ago
And i know women cant have more than one husband, i was just asking you why? If man can, how come women cant? Because i dont belive anyone should.
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@sober19990 In the Qur'an, it states things like a man can marry another woman if the man is ill/old/sick etc.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
@sober19990 but having 1 wife is better cuz ur going to have a strong relationship with each other and if u married more than 1 ur first wife will be jealous and thats leads to divorce
MultiUnknowen 6 days ago
@sober19990 up to 4 and that's it BUT..."Circumstances may warrant the taking of another wife but the right is granted, according to the Qur'an, only on condition that the husband is scrupulously fair." (h t t p: / / w w w muslim-forum org/faqs htm#wife) A small percentage of Muslims marry more than one women, my father and many others have only one.
Mcnizzle88 1 week ago
Like I said, no book is perfect,and no book is less true.Bile and Quran can teach us a lot of things.I have nothing against muslims, two very good friends of mine that are muslims.And I even defended muslims on this page.But than you showed up cursing and making religious threats like you are better just because you're a muslim. I have nothing against any form of religion as long as its wise and honorable.I do have something against religious fanatics,and you proved yourself as one.
sober19990 1 week ago
@Mcnizzle88 First of all the quran is loaded with murderous verses idiot. Second, Easa is NOT Jesus YOU fool! Jesus IS the Son of God, but if the quran would say that, it would negate mohamed. And momo wouldn't want that now would he? It would prevent him from marrying a 6 yr old girl. Ding dong!
cutenu2 3 days ago
@cutenu2 There is zero profanity what so ever in the Qur'an and there is no son of God dumb ass. Why would he need a family? He is the most powerful being in the universe. In Turkey, there was a BIBLE, don't read it wrong dumb fuck, that was written in Aramaic (a blend of ARABIC and HEBREW) BY JESUS HIMSELF. It states that he is NOT the son of God, and that there is not one. The last prophet is Muhammad and he is a messenger of the one and only Allah. And 6 year old girl? You are fucking stupid.
Mcnizzle88 3 days ago
That bible from Turkey was written 15 centuries ago,so it is not written by Jesus,just like no other. Some of you are always getting offended when someone says something bad about your religion, but are never ashamed to insult someone else's. Why is everyone even talking about this, this is just a joke. And yes,there is some profanity, or at least some immoral statements in every religious book. Why would anyone get offended or even disaprove others belief ? You are fucking stupid
sober19990 2 days ago
@cutenu2 religion is all made up!! every bit of it... if you believe in any religion you are just a weak minded naive person.. religion causes wars and violence
ihatefatherjudge 1 week ago in playlist kevin hart stand up
@13917507 allah and jesus are 2 different people dumbass. If you think allah is jesus think about this allah is a god that wants there people to kill thats how they go to allahs heaven. JESUS dose not say to kill to go to heaven how are they the same?
NinjaHooker9000 1 week ago
@NinjaHooker9000 He didnt say Allah was jesus.He said jesus was a prophet in the quran.He's clearly stating the terminology. Allah means god. And it means diffrent things to diffrent people. If a christian said praise to Allah. They would be talking about jesus. All they did was say the name in Arabic
Alvindead 1 week ago
Idiot. Crusaders killed so they could go to haven.Bible is as Violent as Quran,but you never read it,so how could you know?. Its not about religion,its about people. There are idiots, terrorists, and there are normal human beings. You are and idiot. And idiots usually think that all muslims are bad and muslim religion is evil. Terrorists think all christians are infidels and their religion is evil. To me, you are all just retarded!
sober19990 1 week ago
yo im a muslim i believe in islam and in allah being the only and one god, and prophet Mohammed is his messenger (pbuh) but common ya'll stop the hatred.. this guy was just making a joke he didnt imply anything with it, its just a joke, laugh and get on with it for real.. i got white friends who say inshallah(if allah wants to, used in a way as in, i hope i get money tommorow (inshallah) well they say that instead of saying hopefully jesus will help me.. its a joke.. stop hating. we are brothers
SabDaKing 3 weeks ago
u guys r going to hell !!
but before that u r going to suffer from the pain in the grave !! oh YES
u think that this life is just living and die in the end , WILL U THOUGHT WRONG
u have a Limited & an end paradise in this life
but we Have an ENDLESS one in HEAVEN not in HELL !!
it's a choice , so choose wisley ;)
ZeeZGuitarPlayeR 3 weeks ago
@ZeeZGuitarPlayeR Are you sure they let illiterate people into "heaven"? There's got to be some kind of clause in the contract, no?
MainEvennt 3 weeks ago
why don't we show them a little respect
mirsel1 3 weeks ago
I'm offensive and I find this Muslim.
Pearlharbor350 4 weeks ago
some parents using there kids as paddles hahahaha
deegoLFC 4 weeks ago
Its COMEDY!
Why are muslims always so serious? And always so fast offended
Have a laugh
juna2509 4 weeks ago
@juna2509 Cuz Muslims receive hate all the time, it's just there is no good timing for jokes about them, you can see what's happening around the middle east and what America and Israel are doing, i don't blame them.
wazzzup1234 3 weeks ago
@wazzzup1234 Lol muslims in my country are very aggresive and are very anti-social against us.
Most of them are criminals,drug dealers or on wellfair
The good muslims stay in there country. "Cuz Muslims receive hate all the time" maybe only those in israel. Dont globalize it
juna2509 3 weeks ago
@juna2509 ikr i have an african friend and we were in school and we had to do social studies project in class on cotton and she was right beside me and i accidently looked at it wasnt feeling the pic and i said i don want this old african shit but i said sorry and she still was mad i wasreally sorry but still she cant take a joke
stylez1021 3 weeks ago
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Haha, actually, i dont take it too seriously. but because people are always insulting us, hating us, with no reason, so, everytime someone says a joke, we dont feel it as a 'joke' we take it to seriously.
lifesaprize 3 weeks ago
I now know that 1286 ppl are muslim
UltimateSubZero9000 4 weeks ago
i am Muslim and i dont hate this
koolruhul 4 weeks ago 6
its comedy, don't take it seriously.
smh
iheartbeauty95 4 weeks ago
Ignorant....
sykoTomBoy 4 weeks ago
well u guys u know what u can do with ur opinion ;)...haha
lashawnda88 4 weeks ago