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  • How about you all shut the fuck up and watch the video, for once, without religious arguments and debates. It's a stand up comedy excerpt for fuck's sake!

  • ok first off, i served overseas, and race, religion, or personal beliefs all go out the window when you are in the shit. second of all, you guys need some john lennon in your life.

  • @armbar55 do you believe in Gravity? Because that is 'just' a theory too LOL

  • Everyone is a fucking religion expert on Youtube -__-

  • this wasnt funny.

  • soil*

  • we are not scientifically proven to come from evolution thats a theory it is proven that everything found in soul and dirt is found within the human body...ashes to ashes and dust to dust

  • ALLAH I'm about to die maan where you at! LMAO

  • Way to ruin a hilarious video with annoying comments guys.

  • lmao at starburst. so true!

  • am going to say 1 thing for those who are fighting about jesus and stuff jesus is a normal person unless he is a prophet and allah is the god of all

    allah have no father have no son have no daughter have no wife have no mother have no grandma and grandpa thats means there is nothing beneath god or allah place he is the 1 and only god

    if u r thinking who told us this whole thing the Qur'an and the Qur'an is god's book and words

  • im muslim but the starburst thing thats wat we do lmfao

  • Why are people getting so offended?

    Jesus is one of our prophets, just like Moses and Abraham. We just don't consider him as the savior or god

  • Hmm hmm read tht look thts pork I told u man! Lol

  • Fuck the JEWS

  • Fuck the Jews

  • Muslims acknowledge Jesus...Christianity does not acknowledge Islam; apart from it warning Christians against false prophets and doctrine.....speaking as a Christian this is my plain truth...Either way this joke did make me laugh....Respect to all my brothers & sisters, regardless of your creed or colour! We are not put here to judge, Just love one another.

  • As i read the muslims comments.... Its no wonder everyone hates you guys #sadbuttrue

  • jesus is our prophet

  • im muslim and id ask jesus along with any prophet for help ..

    peace be upon them all

    Kevin Hart is one funny mother fucker

  • @Sensfan613 because Jesus is the Light and the Truth!....Amen!

  • @Pschool1 Jesus was a prophet and did speak the truth until man destroyed his message and transformed it into many versions... ... But lets keep ths about kevin hart

  • Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

  • Haha about the candy wrapper bit...*sees ingredients* uh uh no gelatin, cant eat pork

  • Muslims believe in jesus as one of their prophets...

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  • Muslims: Offended by EVERYTHING, ashamed of nothing.

  • @gojuryu3 OMG AGREED!!!! :D

  • @gojuryu3 Nah, we just have to live through years of being called "terrorist" in school and such. What is there to be ashamed of? We aren't afraid to wash our feet in a public restaurant, it's a cleansing.

  • @gojuryu3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude, that is hilariously funny and completely fuckin true... fuckin jihads

  • @gojuryu3 oh shut the fuck up

  • LMFAOO pork in starburst?

  • I'm Muslim........hi :)

  • @MastaCRoach hi :D

  • funny video but the comments suck ass, I'll sum it up ... Religion is medievil fairytale, the reality is that christians are a bunch of hypocrits who like to fondle children and muslims are a bunch of womanizing barbarians who are doing the name muhammad to death. end of discussion, now back to the video.

  • The in islam Jesus is considered only a prophet not God.

  • uhhh...no one else thought the video was funny..?

  • :D:D heard this joke the other way round before, both hilarious!

  • Ugh U guys need to honestly shut up becuz this is so stupid that one person hates wat another person thinks?Wow you guys need to grow up and get over it.

  • Lol, I'm Muslim and I found it funny. I love my religion, nothin against Christians either. But learn to take a joke. & basically Kevin was exactly right except where he pronounced Allah wrong, lmao, but i found it funny!

  • @Biscuittizbeast Are u kidding me?...

  • @MultiSoLoMoNKaNe nope, why?

  • i am muslim found this funny! couldn't help but laugh 

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  • @MultiSoLoMoNKaNe go to HELL!

  • @EyeFrine Hell, ur not the one to tell me where to go hell or heaven, as if I'm gonna obey such a fagot like u. Who r u to give such an order...Dude, ur so down.

  • @MultiSoLoMoNKaNe your insane, you seriously need help......

  • @EyeFrine Oh, really...am I the psychopath here?....Go check ur brain and u'll know my answer

  • Everyone take their religious arguements somewhere else. Get the fuck out of here.

  • who cares, this is funny nonetheless. find a religious website where ya'll can argue till u turn blue.

  • I don't get why anybody is getting mad or offended about this joke. It makes sense Muslims see jesus as a prophet not their lord and savior so for him to ask jesus for help does make him a phony. If u are or aren't muslim and getting offended cuz u don't get it ask not argue.

  • @suivatra123 I have to agree. Which kind of makes it a non-funny joke. I mean in the Quaran Jesus is still referenced as a messenger of God and will return on the day of judgement.

  • Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly [white] star lit from [the oil of] a blessed olive tree, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil would almost glow even if untouched by fire. Light upon light. Allah guides to His light whom He wills. And Allah presents examples for the people, and Allah is Knowing of all things.

  • I mean Jesus is considered a really important prophet in ISLAM so i dont see much wrong in sayin that...

  • trolls n zealots are idiots.. keep flaming hate.. people like bush osama sharon saddam etc fucks up the planet

  • LMAO...luv kevin hart :)

  • niggaz cant be better than muslims... if it wasnt for 9/11 - then muslims would've been white men's best friend and not a nigga

  • uummm.. Muslims believe that Jesus is a prophet

  • uh oh... here comes the angry ragheads' comments...

  • All These Longass Comments, Are Useless! NO ONE FINNUH SIT NDD' READ THAT LONGASS SHIT! Just Engoy The COMEDY Video Nd Stfu ^.^

  • @JackieAkAYuki Ebonics at it's best, smh

  • jesus is a prophet. muslims can talk about him or pray to him

  • @50agit jesus is no one. and no muslims cant pray to him.

  • stupid

  • the guys jokes dont make much sense his 1 of the many peopl who tried to be funni and failed sorry my fend buh ur nt funni

  • Wow, Okay Its Seems Liike Some of Youu Need To Chill , Take A Chill Pill ; Itss A Jokes Thats Suppose To Make Youu Laugh Soo, Calm Down.

  • stfu

  • i fucking hate syrups

  • I think it's not necessarily to make people laugh by talk about God. This is not civilized and there is no benefit from that. Just you get hate from other people. Look around you and find something else can make them laugh far from religions. It's an opinion :)

  • Thank you Xelena910

  • I agree with xSTR33T301 GOLD

  • he shud eat a pork sandwich an die imediately LMAO

  • U people dont get the joke...his friend was a phony...and 4 the record...ALLAH means god

  • @yemen93 not necessarily a phony akhi, living in Western countries, we tend to pick up the non-Muslim habits. Like saying "Oh geez", or " Jesus!' when shocked or scared.

  • @MrJtotheohnnn

    Well dumbass it doesnt ALLAH in the bible because it says GOD. Do you know why it says God? Ill tell you. Because the language has been changed and the words have been changed feom the original bible thousands of years ago. SO IN TRUTH 1000-2000 years ago THE BINLE DIDNT SAY GOD BUT ANOTHER WORD THAT MEANT GOD. SO THAT WOULD MEAN IN ITS OrIGINAL LANGUAGE IT WOULD HAVE SAID SOMWTHING ELSE.

  • @Soundious It sounds like you're mad! Probably because I actually know about Mohammed and can't be lied to.

    Mohammed's family were one of the wealthiest and most influential in Mecca, and Khadija brought him a lot of additional wealth. If you have learnt anything about Mohammed, you know it's true.

  • All you haters go eat shit, I'm Christian. This is not offensive to Muslims, it is a joke. He made a joke about his MUSLIM FRIEND. NOT ALL MUSLIMS. I hate people who do not understand other religions because they are different from their own.

  • @xSTR33TSofG0LDx people dont understand comedy -_-

  • BTW I love kevin hart and i do not find this offensive

    My job is done here....

  • @yVoid2010 Shut the fuck up no one cares.

  • @yVoid2010 well your people are trying to break away Chechnya from Russia, care to explain that? I know theres lots of muslims there and all but still..how DARE THEY

  • @yVoid2010 i feel u dude

  • @yVoid2010 What the hell does this have to do with anything?!!? Just because there's a video that has "muslim" in the title, doesn't mean you have to make a rant about being a muslim. If it offends you, move the fuck along. If you're just trying to find a reason to argue, then you're just stupid and have no life. You KNOW that there are going to be comments about muslims on here. Just looking for a reason to argue. Pathetic.

  • @4kingdomhrts All muslims fucking get offended if you use the word muslim if your not muslim.

  • @yVoid2010 You need spell check...

  • Muslims have allah and jesus

  • Muslims don't have a sence of humor, always angry and serious. It's comedy. It's not coming from a place of hate. Take the stick out of your asses and relax.

  • i dont get how this is offensive. i'm a muslim and i'm not offended atall. this is hilarious!!!

  • hamzas"jinn babies" video was funny

  • LOL i get it, this was hilarious!!! Help me Jesus !! Asalamaleka.

  • If you think praying to a statue of jesus is the right thing and that he is god, then you are not a christian and you are not a person of god, espescially if you believe in the one god concept, jesus was a messenger (pbuh) as mentioned in the quran more than any other messenger and christiansif u do worship the cross with jesus on it, im sorry but you are commiting a sin of idol worshipping and breaking one or more of your commandments... schools out, go take ur break now. peace.

  • in aramaic the christians call god (allah) same as us, so stop with the hatred and foolishness and remember that we are a monotheist religion including jewdism, who also called god (eloh or elohim or Ellah) we all pray to one god, we al are provided by one god, we all are created by one god, if a christian believes jesus is god then he is not atrue christian and he should go read the bible and tell me one quotation where jesus says "WORSHIP ME, I AM GOD" there isnt, idol worship is not allowed.

  • @SabDaKing funny how the quran mentions Jesus but the Bible doesn't mention allah.....

  • @MrJtotheohnnn The old testament of the bible which is in Jerusalem mentions "Allah" many times as in aramaic (language of jesus) to say god is ALLAH, and the bible even talks about Prophet Mohammed within its pages, but a lot of Christians are idiots who dont really follow Christianity by actually gaining knowledge but by just reading passages that they "Like" and then calling themselves muslims its harsh to say but thats the truth.. and if u looks closer ull find a lot of islamic references.

  • @MrJtotheohnnn Firstly, "Allah" means God in Arabic you fucking idiot. So every time "God" is mentioned in the Bible, "Allah" is mentioned. Secondly, well no shit, Jesus is mentioned in the Quran because Jesus was one of the many prophets in Islamic belief.

  • @13917507 the word "ALLAH" isn't mentioned in the BIBLE dumbass....you can justify it meaning God but its in plain black and white.....smh. And also the Quran and Bible are not the same thing so you can't sit there and say Allah is mentioned everytime the word God is....wtf r u talking about????

  • @MrJtotheohnnn Mohammed basically read the Bible and then created his own holy book, stealing loads of stuff from the Biblical stories. That's why the very first point they talk about is that Mohammed couldn't read. They really labour that point, as if to prove that means he couldn't have read the Bible and just stolen all the stories. He was part of a rich merchant family that travelled into Christian territories. You think it all came to him in a dream? lol

  • @amstarism You mad bro'? YOU MAD?!

    Get some information before being so racist like that. And he wasn't a part of a 'RICH' merchant family? WTF are you talking about man? Your post is just a pile of fake crap..

  • @amstarism Goodness that was a load of crap in one comment right there..

    Even if he could read, how would a bedouin arab man from a bold desert read and understand Aramic?

    Even what was mentioned in the Quran, doesnt even come close what was told in the bible, you can't even compare the stories to eacht other, the bible contradicted itself many times! .. He was rich? Oh and what dream are you talking about? lol..Its really obvious how ignorant you are about Islam! so keep it to yourself :$

  • @CrazyKitten00 The Bible wasn't just in Arameic - it was translated into all different languages, and actually the new testament was originally written in Greek. Who's the ignorant one now? lol And besides, people talk. I've not spent more than a day with a Muslim before they start telling me about Islam, you think Ancient Jews and Christians were any different? Get some historical context before you spout nonsense. Don't rely on what other people tell you, find out for yourself. Inquire.

  • @amstarism You didnt answer my freaking question, How can a bedouin arab man from a bold desert understand Arameic or Greek or whatsoever? Then you come and tell me it was translated well then when was it translated into arabic? then prove to me that Mohamed was rich as your ignorant ass claimed previously... I dont care about jews or christians.see, if your head is filled up with shit, thats fine by me if its fine by you, Just dont spread that shit,, it says alot more about you.

  • @CrazyKitten00 I can only assume that you're being wilfully ignorant, because no-one with the capacity to sit at a computer and type a message could possibly be that stupid. Because people TALKED to him about it, obviously! How do you think toddlers are able to learn things when they can't read?! Moron. It also explains why lots of the stories he stole have inaccuracies in them, e.g. Ishmael instead of Isaac. Mohammed did come from a rich family, whether it was entailed on him directly or not.

  • @amstarism Are you fucking kidding me? DO you know how poor Mohammed was? Prophet Mohammed could have been a king and spread his message in super simple way if he was really rich as you claim. This man tighted up his stomach while starving This man and his Sahabas ate dry tree leaves to survive, and you coming here telling me he was rich only because you want to believe that?? and I am supposed to believe your crap?

  • @CrazyKitten00 You have to be a 'man of the people' to spread an ideology, so of course he has to be an 'ordinary guy'. History is written by the victorious, and there's no denying that Mohammed was an amazing leader and warrior. That doesn't, however, make any of what he wrote true. All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote. Your just saying 'Mohammed was poor because he said he was poor'. That's just like Christians saying 'the Bible is true because it says it's true'.

  • @amstarism " All your 'evidence' that he was poor, comes from the book he wrote" Like what the hell? when we read about the sunnah we don't actually read about the Prophet Mohammed only. We actually read about his envirornment, about his campanions, his househould. That's how we know if he was really rich or poor, Oh and give me 1 book Mohammed wrote by himself lol..Most of the Sunnah narrated books came after him. Didn't know about that too? Then don't bring the bible up :S, and do some reading

  • @CrazyKitten00 Oh, so there's more 'evidence' from people afterwards who were also in positions of power? Well, that proves it MUST be true! Get a brain.

  • @amstarism WTF do you mean by "position of power"??? Who said that the people who forwarded facts about the Prophet were in any position of power? We have 2 Sunnah books, Forwaded en collected by these two men: Muslim and Bukhari. Google them and see if any of them was in a "position of power", then we'll talk. No, I have a brain, and you have one too, only yours is filled with loads of crap!

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  • @MrJtotheohnnn My point was that Allah is the translation of "God" in Arabic.

  • @13917507 Liar, the Arabic word for god is ilah, not Allah. Allah = الله (alif ا, lam ل, lam ل, ha ه) ilah = اله (alif ا, lam ل, ha ه). Do you muslims even know how to tell the truth? I never came across on such a liars like muslims are

  • @kuttenkijker wtf kijk is naar je naam vriend... BTW Allah heeft 99 namen weet je nog?

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  • @13917507 Why would you call him an idiot, when YOU are the one following a pedophile, womanizer, murderer? Jesus is not mentioned in the quran, Easa is mentioned. Not the same person. Yeshua/Jesus is the Son of God. Easa is not. Easa is a fairytale for muslims. Just like all the fairytales mohamed told. Fly on any donkey's lately? LOL!!!!

  • @cutenu2 Tell me dumbass, would you be comfortable reading all of the Bible to your 7 year old daughter? The Bible has A LOT of profanity, while the Qur'an does not. Besides, Easa IS Jesus you fool. There is NO SON OF GOD IN OUR RELIGION, so how could there be a prophet in Islam that is said to be? Get your extremely biased and utterly retarded facts straight and fuck off.

  • @Mcnizzle88 how could you say get your "facts' straight when no one can even prove the existence of god, jesus or terrorist muhammed or allah? religion is just all made up bullshit

  • @ihatefatherjudge Do you see how invalid your argument is? You are currently insulting our culture, and you think that will get you anywhere? Keep thinking that dumb fuck. Besides, there are facts. It's called the Qur'an and faith. "Terrorist Muhammed" Shut the fuck up you disobedient prick, you have no place in this world. You think that there are no facts so you just resort the the next best thing, believing in nothing. Rot in hell somewhere else you dumb faggot.

  • @Mcnizzle88 no.. i dont... and how do you not see that you just said facts in the same sentence as "faith"... faith- believing in something even when there is no proof, aka gullable, naive etc... you're scared of death so you fuckin devote your life to not eating pork, plotting terrorist attacks and cutting off womens heads who show their skin in public... the qur'an is in no way facts... its basically scientifically proven that we derived from evolution, not a god btw

  • Both Bible and Quran are violent profound. Stop arguing which one is better. Those are just stories with some good and, unfortunately, some bad messages.

  • @sober19990 No you fucking dumb ass. The Qur'an is not profound at all, it is meant to sought out the lives of all followers of Allah and to teach adults and children what to do in life. It's not a bunch of fairy tales, it is the true words of Allah. Keep believing what you're believing. We'll see inshallah when the time comes, have a great time in the mean time faggot.

  • It isnt? And here i was thinking that 7 wifes and bunch of virgins are are profound. Im betting that Allah wouldnt approve 7 wifes any more than 7 husbands. Like I said, just stories. I believe there is a God. I dont know what his name is, but i know we are supposed to be good. And i definitely know that he doesnt want people arguing about religion. And I definitely know he hates false preachers and prophets like you talking about who will be punished when the time comes.Faggot !

  • @sober19990 It is not up to me as to who will be punished and who will be rewarded in the afterlife. I can however get a pretty good taste if this is what you believe in with the Qur'an. Besides, it is very well possible for me to go to hell, just because I am Muslim doesn't mean I am granted a one-way ticket to heaven. And you still think the we believe in that bullshit? Bunch of virgins? LOL! It doesn't say that anywhere in the Qur'an. Also, women can't have more than one husband, men can have

  • Who decides that man can have 7 wifes,but a woman can have one husband? I know what normal and a little more tolerant muslims believe in, but an idiot that says for absolute confidence which book is better,and cursing along the way,i really dont know what that kind of man believes in. There area are fanatics in other religions too,and i maybe they are giving you a hard time,and maybe you have mistaken me with them.but you just proved them right by being acting like a fanatic yourself

  • @sober19990 for muslims 4 is the max am just telling

  • Oh,well i guess thats ok

  • And i know women cant have more than one husband, i was just asking you why? If man can, how come women cant? Because i dont belive anyone should.

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  • @sober19990 but having 1 wife is better cuz ur going to have a strong relationship with each other and if u married more than 1 ur first wife will be jealous and thats leads to divorce

  • @sober19990 up to 4 and that's it BUT..."Circumstances may warrant the taking of another wife but the right is granted, according to the Qur'an, only on condition that the husband is scrupulously fair." (h t t p: / / w w w muslim-forum org/faqs htm#wife) A small percentage of Muslims marry more than one women, my father and many others have only one.

  • Like I said, no book is perfect,and no book is less true.Bile and Quran can teach us a lot of things.I have nothing against muslims, two very good friends of mine that are muslims.And I even defended muslims on this page.But than you showed up cursing and making religious threats like you are better just because you're a muslim. I have nothing against any form of religion as long as its wise and honorable.I do have something against religious fanatics,and you proved yourself as one.

  • @Mcnizzle88 First of all the quran is loaded with murderous verses idiot. Second, Easa is NOT Jesus YOU fool! Jesus IS the Son of God, but if the quran would say that, it would negate mohamed. And momo wouldn't want that now would he? It would prevent him from marrying a 6 yr old girl. Ding dong!

  • @cutenu2 There is zero profanity what so ever in the Qur'an and there is no son of God dumb ass. Why would he need a family? He is the most powerful being in the universe. In Turkey, there was a BIBLE, don't read it wrong dumb fuck, that was written in Aramaic (a blend of ARABIC and HEBREW) BY JESUS HIMSELF. It states that he is NOT the son of God, and that there is not one. The last prophet is Muhammad and he is a messenger of the one and only Allah. And 6 year old girl? You are fucking stupid.

  • That bible from Turkey was written 15 centuries ago,so it is not written by Jesus,just like no other. Some of you are always getting offended when someone says something bad about your religion, but are never ashamed to insult someone else's. Why is everyone even talking about this, this is just a joke. And yes,there is some profanity, or at least some immoral statements in every religious book. Why would anyone get offended or even disaprove others belief ? You are fucking stupid

  • @cutenu2 religion is all made up!! every bit of it... if you believe in any religion you are just a weak minded naive person.. religion causes wars and violence

  • @13917507 allah and jesus are 2 different people dumbass. If you think allah is jesus think about this allah is a god that wants there people to kill thats how they go to allahs heaven. JESUS dose not say to kill to go to heaven how are they the same?

  • @NinjaHooker9000 He didnt say Allah was jesus.He said jesus was a prophet in the quran.He's clearly stating the terminology. Allah means god. And it means diffrent things to diffrent people. If a christian said praise to Allah. They would be talking about jesus. All they did was say the name in Arabic

  • Idiot. Crusaders killed so they could go to haven.Bible is as Violent as Quran,but you never read it,so how could you know?. Its not about religion,its about people. There are idiots, terrorists, and there are normal human beings. You are and idiot. And idiots usually think that all muslims are bad and muslim religion is evil. Terrorists think all christians are infidels and their religion is evil. To me, you are all just retarded!

  • yo im a muslim i believe in islam and in allah being the only and one god, and prophet Mohammed is his messenger (pbuh) but common ya'll stop the hatred.. this guy was just making a joke he didnt imply anything with it, its just a joke, laugh and get on with it for real.. i got white friends who say inshallah(if allah wants to, used in a way as in, i hope i get money tommorow (inshallah) well they say that instead of saying hopefully jesus will help me.. its a joke.. stop hating. we are brothers

  • u guys r going to hell !!

    but before that u r going to suffer from the pain in the grave !! oh YES

    u think that this life is just living and die in the end , WILL U THOUGHT WRONG

    u have a Limited & an end paradise in this life

    but we Have an ENDLESS one in HEAVEN not in HELL !!

    it's a choice , so choose wisley ;)

  • @ZeeZGuitarPlayeR Are you sure they let illiterate people into "heaven"? There's got to be some kind of clause in the contract, no?

  • why don't we show them a little respect

  • I'm offensive and I find this Muslim.

  • some parents using there kids as paddles hahahaha

  • Its COMEDY!

    Why are muslims always so serious? And always so fast offended

    Have a laugh

  • @juna2509 Cuz Muslims receive hate all the time, it's just there is no good timing for jokes about them, you can see what's happening around the middle east and what America and Israel are doing, i don't blame them.

  • @wazzzup1234 Lol muslims in my country are very aggresive and are very anti-social against us.

    Most of them are criminals,drug dealers or on wellfair

    The good muslims stay in there country. "Cuz Muslims receive hate all the time" maybe only those in israel. Dont globalize it

  • @juna2509 ikr i have an african friend and we were in school and we had to do social studies project in class on cotton and she was right beside me and i accidently looked at it wasnt feeling the pic and i said i don want this old african shit but i said sorry and she still was mad i wasreally sorry but still she cant take a joke

  • @juna2509

    Haha, actually, i dont take it too seriously. but because people are always insulting us, hating us, with no reason, so, everytime someone says a joke, we dont feel it as a 'joke' we take it to seriously.

  • I now know that 1286 ppl are muslim

  • i am Muslim and i dont hate this

  • its comedy, don't take it seriously.

    smh

  • Ignorant....

  • well u guys u know what u can do with ur opinion ;)...haha