May 21 rapture: Apocolypse WOW!

[chadthaxmb87]

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[never0gonna0use0this]

cool

this video was uploaded on my birthday

[nickyaa2]

If Hitler's there? well, where's Che Guevara?

[Primus2X]

Still here...

[livepower34325]

HITLER?!

[CosmicGrounds]

Ah, the Twilight Zone of the Internet.

[ChipArgyle]

Well, May 21 was pretty quiet, but somebody should ensure that there's a wrecking ball outside of Harold Camping's church on Oct. 21. Then he can say it really happened after they smash his church into the ground.

[dirtybird150]

hey can i smoke what those aliens are smoking?

[1ChevZR1]

WOW! This is Blasphemy!!!

[TheFunnyscool]

wahooo im in august 2011 cant wait for gears of war 3 lmao you cant predict anythign the bible has there genuis! lmao you would think people would learn by now

[Littlebigyellow]

Lol I'm laughing at this because on May 21st 2011 There was a nice breeze and sunshine lol

[SiegLhein]

What... the...

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1001]

I am laughing at this right now

[temp911Luke]

False prophecies keep popping up like craze !

[Ezra1Jesus1Disciple]

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[temp911Luke]

@Ezra1Jesus1Disciple Linda Newkirk is a true....FALSE PROPHET.

[lpurple1500]

LOL FUCK YOU I'M BUDDHIST.

[MattTrevett]

I'm from the future, and this didn't happen.

[Scott617600]

Anyone care to explain the reference at 1:23 with the aliens? =S.

[critter505]

*yaaaawwwnnnnn.....

[TEHL33MONESS]

"Bro, you told them that May 21st was going to be the apocalypse?"

"Yeah, shit's gonna be funny as hell."

"Word, Jesusfive!"

[ihaveaverybadcold]

i watched that fucking commerical for this stupid ass shit??

[koolpunkskater]

HITLER <3

[50LightSabersInAPack]

Wow what a freaking offensive video...

What on earth, that's sad. (Some of the thing it says/implies in the video).

[Matthy63]

@50LightSabersInAPack

What's offensive about it? I thought it said things just like they are, that Harold Camping's followers were gullible, ignorant twats. Now THAT's offensive.

I loved their "analysis" of the Rapture: The hardcore evangelists go to heaven with Michael Jackson and Hitler, while the non-believers and "heathens" face a slow, painful last months with bullshit raining down on them from Heaven. Sounds like your regular TBN broadcast, if you ask me. And either way, everyone dies.

[runsaber1]

thankfully, I came along....

and decided ...the earth, will be allowed to exist...

for another 10 years.

....aren't you happy now?

the only way to save it this time...

is by sacrificing all the muslims in the world into the sacrificial fiery pits

....ahh... the minds of the cattle are so fun to mess with

[firetools]

@sevendst19 hey my friend is Canadian >:(

[emerald12533]

oh wow thats haleriouse

[MFLOVEify]

hitler = heaven makes no sense. =.=''

[jojoinhere]

@MFLOVEify well he's a catholic. and he hate jews.

[Matthy63]

@jojoinhere

Damn, and my pastor told me God hadn't made up his mind about his favourite "chosen people" and that only pig-eaters were sure to make the ticket.

I mean, doing all that stuff for all those years had gotta be worth something, right, otherwise why bother?

He was pretty sure about sending the muslims to hell though x)

PS: Before I start getting flame messages from anyone and everyone, I was kidding.

Seriously people, religion is bullshit anyways. Why bother? ._.

[GoldenCrusader93]

Religion failed again

[vafaneh]

@GoldenCrusader93 Actually it was just an old retarded man who said it.

[GoldenCrusader93]

@vafaneh

Many people believed him. It was a Religion.

And every religion is somehow retarded, because no religion has any logic behind it

[seniorlanteigne]

@GoldenCrusader93 religions only serve to strip the individual down and rebuild him or her. all of them are full of false promices and hope. HEAVEN AND HELL ARE CONCEPTS, WEAK CONCEPTS WHEN THEIR MADE INTO ACTUAL PLACES. there is only one valid philosophy to me call it buddism, or taoism, shintoism.

[GoldenCrusader93]

@seniorlanteigne

interesting

i see no reason for something like a higher being in this world

[kuofreddy]

I'm fine~

[gttrsnp]

@yrusuchadick you are a massive idiot.

[tk291100]

WTF CHINESE?

[BabySkinCondom]

WAIT HOW DID HITLER GET INTO HEAVEN

[sgResIpsaLoquitur]

@BabySkinCondom

He chose the correct religion. He is a Roman Catholic (according to Richard Dawkins).

[MFLOVEify]

LMAO i love the animation LMAO

[MsAgnosticatheist]

Just like Jehovah's witnesses! My life was ruined  because of their false predictions!

[nicold89]

mother fuckin aliens smokin my planets n shit

[muzimuzi]

Yea hitler was a very good person "no doubt" aha...

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

Harold is such a fuck tard!

[RangerBandit77]

aliens getting high...priceless

[seniorlanteigne]

i used to feel bad for the idiots who believe in religion, but i have to say this. every fucking time there's a supposed rapture you sell your toys and i buy em and keep em. then, you're poor. aren't you curious about false promices, exxagerated claims. the church IS evil. jesus never existed, god is a joke. meaning you've all been played played played. it's sooo easy to prove jesus never existed. M O R O N S.

[tgggk7]

why is hitler in heaven

[gatorhighlights4]

@tgggk7 Because God hates the Jews?

[allyman89]

@gatorhighlights4 God cant hate jews Jesus was a jew :s and you cant hate yourself

[gatorhighlights4]

@allyman89 Yeah, didn't make sense to me either.

Although, you can certainly hate yourself. Maybe God is suffering from some kind of self-loathing complex.

[MrTakiinoue]

jebus saves!

[MrTakiinoue]

me nbeleive in rapture save me please me. me is great taki inoue, i wad car driver a did good race at 8th of monza please save me* god save me.

[kindlin]

1:13 for the finger of death

1:23 for ripping the earth

[tiBbLeX]

Proof God hates Christians!

[HollyBee9000]

The host girls died! They had a lot of blood!

[crazychief9876]

the hitler thing is a throwback joke to ww2 and the axis powers

[narckiller002]

LOL STONER ALIENS

[SuperMikeHockey]

aliens and weed? WTF does that have to do with the world ending?

[boogeyman664]

hitler went to heaven? and giants are a step on japanese women ? and dude those crack smoking aliens hahahahahahahaha

[arielle0423]

I'm glad to know that Earth is really a being used as a bong for aliens.

[Deathbringer99699]

can someone explain to me why this dudes do some reports in digital 3d?

[bandbdofj]

Why was hitler in heaven??

[GoldenCrusader93]

@bandbdofj

because he believed in god and was catholic, a religoin where everything is forgiven if you just ask for it

[narckiller002]

@bandbdofj Maybe its the opposite maybe their in hell.

[un000890]

@bandbdofj he was a christian supported by the catholic church who thought he was doing gods work.

[ekmad]

Bong smoking Aliens? You stay classy NMA

[zapatazuparta]

yeyeyeyeye.....

[tanddproductions]

Smoking aliens. Holy fuck that was great.

[DoomCrater]

What did I just watch?

[Smarty2able]

Did anyone notice Hitler on 0:51? Um...

[Cheapshot420420]

1:12 just awesome

[MasKedButTrue]

At least none of the avatars we're hurt during this filming, phewww!

[aomtr333]

This video.....

*_* <3

[Cearun]

i can't stand this... this is total b*llshit!!!

Why do people who are kind and good get killed if they justpray another god?! That doesn't mean that there's only one god, every people have their own god!!!

am I right or not? I don't even care enymore...

[WindyCityNovelties]

LoL "sucks to be you!"

[DyllassXtreme]

I wanna get baked with thoes aliens before the world ends!

[bgr4nd]

0:20 Get SH*T-FACED wtf?

[highspeedhamish]

All Jesus wanted was a pair of Ray Bans, hang out with Hitler and watch the world burn? Selfish prick!

[DarkYamiThe3RD]

Wait.... why's Hitler going to heaven? 0:50

[DarkYamiThe3RD]

Wait.... why's Hitler going to heaven?

[0Linerider0forever0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH PUTTING HITLER IN HEAVEN?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[ClownVonDavid]

1: 14

YHWH SMASH!

[k0stil]

Japanese are hilarious!

awesome stuff!

[FetrovskyGoogle]

@k0stil Japanese? It sounds to me like they're Taiwanese...

[OneWarmDragon]

The people that believed this shit are absolutely hopeless, desperate and not very bright, If they took their own lives, the World would be a better, smarter, more enlightened place.

If you want to believe in God/Santa/Easter Bunny or any other myths, that's fine, that's your right. Just know that collectively as a planet we get a little smarter every year and as a result , religious people look a little sillier every year.

Science= Truth (no Deity required)

[FetrovskyGoogle]

@OneWarmDragon No, science is what people agree to believe is true. Whether it *is* true or there's something flawed about it, no guarantees. Sounds like yet another religion to me :). In fact, it sounds a hell of a lot like Gnosticism, where Knowledge (Sophia) is "God".

[andrewpmast]

FAIL



[TheKipKadillac]

Oh stupid Christians.

[FetrovskyGoogle]

@TheKipKadillac Hey, don't put all of us in the same bucket. A lot of stupid Christians, yes, but not all.

[TheKipKadillac]

@FetrovskyGoogle Fair enough. I take it back. Rephrase: Oh some people are so dumb

[leistungmotorwerke]

"Ohhh yeeaaaaaaaaaaah" - Jesus at 0:36

[MegaGayjesus]

Well jesus failed to get back.......yet again!

[cheetahfajita]

why is hitler in heaven?

[seniorlanteigne]

@cheetahfajita because the vatican protected him and all of his henchmen after the war and helped them escape

[jojoinhere]

@zanther777 because he believe in GGGGGGGGGGOD!!!!!!!

[petsnsac]

I don't think the people who made this know how a bong works.

[RyanB0011]

1:11 LMFAO!

[knightinatux]

alien bong rats ftw

[simplybkuz]

Brilliant.

[unit0918]

Who knew China could make such an awesome video!

[jigsaw99]

@unit0918

no china don't have youtube. Its taiwanese.

[qkp123]

ching chong

[narckiller002]

0:50 WTF HITLERS IN HEAVEN O_O

[Katana9990]

STOP CAMPING HAROLD!

[WoahitsN]

wtf im in big trouble, according to this hitler gets chosen by jesus to go to heaven

[ADTRProtege]

I just don't get it... Every psycho douchebag who thinks they can predict when the world is gonna end just needs to go climb under a friggin rock and keep their mouth shut. Just because your a priest, minister, pastor, or whatever else, doesn't mean your GOD yourself... Nobody can predict the apocolypse, or when a megaquake will hit... Its all luck. Anybody else agree?

[PropMonkey87]

@ADTRProtege

Sort of? The idea of a set/religious apocalyptic scenario is ass-retarded, but the capability to predict insanely dangerous weather events isn't extremely far-fetched, it's just a matter of when we develop it more fully. The recent earthquake in Japan, for instance, led to the discovery of a possible sign of a large earthquake: higher than normal thermal activity over the quake site, hypothetically from large amounts of radon gas leaking from the newly forming fissures. AWESOME.

[lowrider06]

LOL. Camping and Jesus high-fiving

[ShinnSin]

What the hell is going on

[Xan81]

The fact that nothing happened is yet another blunder by the Christian fundamentalist terror(ist) campaign.

And here we are, worried about Islam... the Christians don't just want Islam dead... they want EVERYBODY dead. Ahhh religious fanaticism.

[PropMonkey87]

@Xan81

Sure, but the 'terrorism' of 'Christians' (read: the .04% who are actually like this) is strictly limited to the dumbasses who would take them seriously. Although the idea that people take seriously any religion that claims to represent a deity does seem a tad terrifying to me.

[graemebacque]

Beam me up, Scottie!

[Tubuletastic]

I've got the golden tiiiiiicket!!! I've got the gooooolden tiiiiiiiicket. As for the rest of you?? The world ended yesterday. So we are all in heaven now... so SIKE!!

[entropy44]

"this is what christians actually believe"

[seniorlanteigne]

@entropy44 yep, every year they sell shit or give it away, leave their families and all that stuff. i usually get a laugh and some free stuff. morons, they do actually believe this stuff, they should be ashamed

[SweetPeaBliss22]

@entropy44 no, this is not what christians believe. I am a believer in jesus but those who follow this belief that there is a rapture are decievers and are false. God is coming again but no man knows not even his holy angels can predict his coming. Jesus is real and alive I have witness his presence many times and will continue to . God Bless

[seniorlanteigne]

@SweetPeaBliss22 wow, i am going to strongly disagree, weak people need something to believe in because the fucking churches make it so, instead of believing in themselves or fellow human or the tao they just turn stupidly to cults like christiannity, catholocism scientology. all religions are invalid, they destroy our true nature not nurture. i won't respond to whever you say, oh yeah god sucks black dick, jesus was a faggot, mary was a pussy licking whore, moses was a rapist. r u mad

[sevendst19]

@seniorlanteigne you're canadian, no wonder you're a piece of shit.

[seniorlanteigne]

@sevendst19 and being a canadian somehow changes what? the fact that alot of people again were duped into believing the world was going to end, was this actually something that a normal person would believe. seriously!. and the best of all is that you insulted my country, borders and geographical residence mean nothing to me because they seperate people like religions do. where are all these morons who sold their shit....homeless penniless. alone and confused

[sevendst19]

@seniorlanteigne It doesnt change anything, you're obviously an arrogant liberal piece of shit like most other canadians. Go worship the queen and your parliament as thats what most liberals consider "their god"

[doublezeroduck]

Why is Hitler in heaven?

[Aotommo]

420 smoke the earth every day

[vulnerabledonkey]

All the Taiwanese are like "Ha! White people..."

[MPSecare]

I like how if you don't believe in Jesus you are fucked!

Fuck you Jesus!

[seniorlanteigne]

@MPSecare jesus never existed, he's an imaginary friend for grown ups like, santa for kids, eater bunny, the list goes on. can you believe there are billions of people who actually buy this shit. plus they waste alot of lumber wearing those signs around their necks

[SweetPeaBliss22]

@seniorlanteigne Jesus does exist and I have witness his presence and have bible that he exist. What makes you say that he doesn't exist and what proof do you have? I hope that you seek him for yourself cause he is very much alive and speaks to his people( those who are really saved) not those hypocrites that say their saved then next you see them in the club. But those who are truly walking perfect before God. God Bless You

[MPSecare]

@seniorlanteigne and gold alot of gold

[handymandan100]

check out 1:12 for "Crustaceans" (aka.. crushed Asians... ooop!)

[Junofiy]

What the fuck is wrong with these people in asia?

[revelision]

Alright, that's it! The only person that makes sense on youtube now is that atheist and that really mean Nun in the video I posted! All else is lying! >:]

[verynice420]

Jesus Ray Cyrus lol

[Clothahump1]

Oh, I wish I had found this prior to the 21st!

[rdrakken]

Awesome, we are all going to burn so aliens can get high off us!

[timthehippie]

Kinda dumb, but I gave it a thumb up NEhow

:o)

[MultiAw3some]

0:47 why is hitler there!?

[PrawdaUnia]

@MultiAw3some He was a Christian too. An Evil Christian but hey, which Christian isn't evil?

[dannyburboxer]

@MultiAw3some I thought the long haired bloke was Michael Jackson XD

[IamYoddle]

@MultiAw3some God hates Jews.

[melora72]

@IamYoddle

No, you hate Jews. You're not God.

[targetcxd]

@MultiAw3some because he belongs there



[andy7666]

@targetcxd Yep!

[eyelikeTBC]

@MultiAw3some cause killing jews is cool in God's eyes.

[420flinttown]

@.50 is that hitler being raptured??

[Aleitheo]

You know the apocalypse is here when the three horsemen, Death, Death and Death show up.

[Lightmane321]

I want to know when Harold Camping is going to show himself & speak

What do you wanna bet that he goes into his silly king james english praying, begging God for mercy & then frantically tries to figure out where they messed up & see if he can find yet another date & use some lame excuse that God was testing their faith, to see if they'd remain faithful, but that NOW God has FINALLY given them the EXACT DAY.

Do you think Campingites would buy it? Hmmmm........ ; )

[RandomOCL]

What is Hitler doing in Heaven ?

[Nintendoof]

Anyone know the guitar song that starts at 1:39 to 1:43? I've heard it before, but I can't seem to put my finger on it. /:

[bkeryan]

@Nintendoof Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring

[TheDisturbed11]

If you can't think of a good rapture joke, don't worry.

It's not the end of the world. lol

[milesbennettdyson]

Hitler, Michael Jackson, Camping, and Trent Reznor Jesus. Now that's a party.

[666marquis]

Hitler was a Christian!

[DiL3r]

Hitler in heaven? :D

[EvilDanHalen]

4 out of 10 Americans will believe Jesus will return by 2050. If he doesn't, would they all agree to giving up this primitive belief? How long did it take us to give up Zeus, Thor, and other fictitious creatures? Of course, the world MIGHT end by that time, but only cause we will nuke or pollute ourselves to death. "God" will have nothing to do with it.

[bluntandkronic]

@EvilDanHalen Nice statistic, 10/10 people would agree you pulled it out of your ass.

[EvilDanHalen]

@bluntandkronic Actually, it's from the Pew Research Center, the foremost authority on belief in the world. Suck my D, dumbass.

[gortair]

DIFFERENT COLORED ALIENS WITH SKULL BONGS LOL.

[caseyforever]

Hitler! hahaha nice. that's perfect. come on people... get the joke. heaven is a fantasy. these 'great people' waiting up on the clouds. while others burn in hell? if you can believe that way then you get to stand on a cloud with hitler and michael jackson...