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  • I would eat her out on her period. :P

  • Fuck the bible

  • @TheMadnessmonster troll, go play in traffic

  • live after the spirit and you will escape the delusion of bible worshipers.

    THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

  • Lol what a stupid cunt

  • TheChromaman

  • Cassandra, forgive me if i'm spelling your name wrong, You Sexy Godess

    I am in love with you

  • Suck This Bitches

  • this is my birthday :)

  • It isnt the end of the world. look at carl calleman, he says the mayan calendar is a showing of events not end of the world, but the end of linear time. that day is october 28 2011

  • @IDCbitchass He's an idiot.

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  • I just read that all four of the republican candidates, even Michelle Bachmann, have a good chance to beat Barack "no balls" Obama in the 2012 elections.

    The Aztecs got it partly right. The world won't end, just America.

  • The world is not going to end you dumb people. Stop going on youtube and looking up "2012" videos.

  • the people who believe in this are retarted,

    we can't even predict tomorrow's weather

    and yet they think they can predict the end of the world....

  • GAH!!!

    The Myans Ran Out Of Rock And Were Too Damn Lazy To Get More!!

    THE WORLD ISN'T GONNA END IN 2012!!

  • AHHHH SEE? i was about to sub, but then you had to start talkin shit about nicolas cage. sigh. ....(sub)

  • this woman is a fucking moron! hey whore! try thinking for yourself!

  • @sjdss You must feel so acomplished, right? The only thing you can come up with to counter her argument is to call her a "fucking moron" and a "whore". What's wrong with you man? Can't you at least try and be civil if this is something you believe in ?

  • @Nejitheultimate when you are a morn and whore! you get called that! for example you! are an inured socialist robot! worker bee!

  • @sjdss and where exactly are these baseless accusations coming from? You wouldn't know the slightest thing about that from the comment I left for you. You are obviously just a sad little fucking troll, who would rather insult everyone who doesn't believe in the same things you do than try and appeal to their intelligence and sensibility. I'm done with you. Fuck OFF!!!

  • @Nejitheultimate either you are this woman! OR! you are a stalker of her!

  • @sjdss I know for a fact that you're a fucking coward and intellectually inferior since you can't defend your beliefs in a sensible manner, you go for ad hominem attacks. You should really just stop being so uncouth and at least try to explain to me the logic behind this 2012 shit in a logical fashion without resorting to the insults of a petulant child. STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

  • @Nejitheultimate fuck 2012! does that clear it up for ya?!

  • @Nejitheultimate no. u just mad. deal.

  • @sjdss Hey! 5 other 13 year old boys agree with you!

  • @sjdss Please dumbass... so why are you commenting when you clearly dont like her videos.

  • @sjdss You're so right about that. Some people don't know how to do more research and think for themselves. It's obvious that 2012 isn't going to be the end of the world but that something major will happen. The Illuminati still have their NWO to establish, so no one really knows when the world is going to end. Anyways, we'll all see what actually happens once that time comes.

  • @nar3sas the world is not gonna end in 2012 and there is not gonna be an NWO either

  • @romans52345 I disagree with you about the NWO. Do some research. It is highly likely to happen. The Illuminati have been around for hundreds of years. I doubt that they waited for as long as they have just to apply some mediocre, flawed plan. The NWO WILL be established soon. Watch these videos: /watch?v=h_Q8rcUD5Ds and /watch?v=R11IoIXc8WI. If you want to help prevent this, vote for Ron Paul. Prepare yourself as much as you can. There is no guarantee that Ron Paul will be elected.

  • @nar3sas if the Illuminati have been around for hundreds of years why hasn't the NWO started looong before now?? and even if there is an NWO in the works Ron Paul aint's gonna do shit if he is voted in because the Illuminati will find a way to get him (if they are the secret society that is behind everything)

  • @romans52345 There are many reasons for why the NWO hasn't been established. I would think technology and knowledge are two important factors. They didn't have HAARP until recently. According to what I know, the first HAARP machine was created in 1990. They've used that to cause tsunamis and earthquakes, killing people in Haiti and Japan. They've been depopulating us by poisoning our food, water, and vaccines. They also caused both World Wars and many other events like 9/11.

  • @nar3sas And stop being a conspiracy nut and using the word "reasearch"

  • @romans52345 Also, they're going to make World War 3 happen soon. I'm sure you know about martial law as well as the FEMA camps. Why do you think the soldiers were brought back? It's part of the Illuminati's plan to establish the NWO, which we seem to be getting close to. Also, Ron Paul CAN do something, but we need to give him all of our support and protect him. I'm going to keep saying research because that's what it is. It doesn't make me a "conspiracy nut". Think logically.

  • @nar3sas I am sorry, but you need to think logically.

    The energy required a volume of water that was witnessed at fukushima (which by way was caused by earthquake strong enough to send elevated waves to the western shores of North and South America) would require more energy and resources than any person, country or secret society could collect, develop

  • @nar3sas or produce.

    Look at the exhaust of a typical airplane.... A bird can sit perfectly still and then acheive flight with little effort yet for a person to fly across the pacific ocean in a typical jet liner, it needs to sit in a plane that requires between 6000 - 8000 feet of runway

  • @nar3sas not to mention at its maximum, 320,000 gallons of jet fuel. Yet, if a robin wants to fly across the street, all needs do is flap it wings and expel little to no energy??

    Face facts, EVERY machine used by man creates a by-product. Cars, planes, boats, drilling rigs, power plants BUT your little technology is undetectable and untraceable.

  • @nar3sas How convenient for those of us who want to think logically and see the process at work.

    You mean to tell me, somewhere out there, someone has created the technology to have control over the oceans... You can seriously tell me that millions of gallons of water that flooded Japan were controlled and manipuated by the hand of man and was one measurable piece of by-product, exhaust or energy seen afterwards??

    Okay... Whatever you say!

  • @romans52345 I'm only going to make one reply since that's all I need to win in an argument against someone like you. Watch this /watch?v=WJPofg6Q8Fk&feature=r­esults_main&playnext=1&list=PL­4D0F86D560D91DF2. That's not the only video proving it. As I said before, think logically, be open-minded, and do some research. HAARP is much more powerful than you think. Vote for Ron Paul, and be prepared for future events. Many major events are likely to happen soon.

  • @romans52345 I know that I said I was only going to make one reply, but also watch this video /watch?v=xn2aKu42mAo&feature=r­elated. Also keep in mind that there are many HAARP machines situated in different locations around the world, making it easier for the Illuminati to cause damage with it.

  • @nar3sas Your conspiracy predictions of "something bad will happen" are open ended and meaningless.

    That's like me saying, based on my research, an earthquake will cause serious damage somewhere in the world, sometime in the future. And when plate tectonics does in fact cause an earthquake, you will be posting another facebook post and youtube video about how you were right How even though the Earth has been around for 5 billion years and plate tectonics have been the driving force

  • @romans52345 My conspiracy "predictions" about something bad happening are not open ended and meaningless. There is plenty of evidence to support what I'm saying. World War 3 is going to happen. Many events like both World Wars and 9/11 were caused by them. I made it clear that the first HAARP machine came into existence in 1990, so it's obvious any earthquake prior to that time was natural. Of course, I'm not saying every earthquake that happens now is due to HAARP. Read my comments carefully.

  • @nar3sas as to why continents drift apart and volcanoes exist, apparently that tried and tested way is no longer necessary. From now on, plate tectonics will be controlled by HAARP technology. In fact, assuming this technology does exist can someone please relocate South America back to where it originally came from and rejoin it with Africa. These two continents have been apart for hundreds of millions of years its time mankind took control and brought these 2 landmasses back as 1.

  • @romans52345 I never said HAARP technology could control plate techtonics, but it would seem that it can stimulate them to varying degrees. Also, I never said it was powerful enough to move continents. Plus, the moving of continents has nothing to do with our discussion. All I know is that HAARP can cause weather changes, earthquakes, and tsunamis. You'll need to do some research to verify what I'm telling you.

  • @nar3sas Sorry, I come from a world where 1 + 1 =2, not 1+1=2 because some secret society designed it to be that way so they can control the actions and outcomes of world leaders. I'm not being Rude i'm just stating facts.

  • @romans52345 You're not making sense when you say you live in world of 1+1=2 rather than one of 1+1=2 becuase the Illuminati made it that way. I'm not saying anything about that. The major issue is what they've done in the past and what they're going to do. All you need to do is do some research to know more about that. I don't see you as rude, but you seem to be misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm also stating facts. You just need to be open to accepting them.

  • @sjdss lol retard

  • @sjdss Are you seriously saying that the 2012 myths have truth behind them?

  • @LiberalJerseyman ahhhh NO!

  • @sjdss Then why did you say she's a moron. 

  • @sjdss Go away you troll!

  • @thds699 wow someone learned a NEW word!

  • Here's a prediction... 2012 & Beyond... will*be exactly what WE make of it...

  • Aren't john cusack and nicholas cage a bit old for you?

  • Cassandra, you are amazing! your approach is both informative and entertaining, a rarity these days.

    bach toon!!!

  • BTW I think 12/21/2012 = 1/1/2000 Big bust! However I bet there will be a lot of boning going on that night, Bwow, chicka, wow, wow, gettin' my swerve on!

  • 2:14 - 2:41 that got me all hot, DAMN I've got a chubby! Where art thou internet porn?

    JK! Or am I? BONER!

  • Actually it's closer than YOU think!

    Research September 25,2011 - September 27, 2011.

    Nibiru(dwarf star) will create an extended eclipse...and trigger massive earthquakes.

  • @RAMKING61 , Holy crap I'll be 28 on that date, OMG! I bet I can counteract the earthquakes with multiple orgasms!

  • i love this polital, opinionated, angry sexy liberal lady.

    how do i sign up for the title mr. bang?

    yeah i said it. fuck old fashioned bullshit.

  • when you see Muslim rule by one man !

    Counting 7 years then the anti Christ will show up

  • @pulman7 Exactly, that's what is written in the Bible. That one man who rules the Moslems is the anti-christ.

  • @NameforYouT the anti Christ is man will make Miracles and call him self God !

    and this is the Jews false Messiah and the Christians God !

    we dont believe God come be4 or will come as Human !

    but you pigs still waiting your false Messiah and the Poor Christians to !

  • @pulman7 Show me Dajjal in Quran and then we will talk who is poor!

  • It's also the day which all the planets in the whole universe aligns, which only happens every 25,000 years, so there is a lot going on including..... ahem ..... The suns giving birth to the lost planet in our solar system... yes there is one missing.... the moon is hollow and will open and the aliens that are studying us will come down and tell us all about it... the poles will swap , magnetically and solid, thgird world war will break out, satan will be tossed into an abyss and xmas .........

  • I dont know is it bad i got turn on at around 2:14

  • @dhebert111 Got that at around 0:50.

  • Is it bad that I got scared around :53?

  • Everytime I watch your videos I can't remember what the fuck you talked about...

  • sexy version of John Stuart... I predict big things and so on

  • Well, I know one thing that's going to happen on Dec. 21/2012.

    My birthday!!!! ^_^ I invite anyone who wants to to come on over to puerto rico for an 'end of the world' birthday party!! ^_^

  • nice well if its on a fryday thta means i can smoke wee before the world ends, cause that is the only day i can smoke weed

  • Ill be at Yellowstone!

  • I am undoubtedly replacing a sub that unsub'ed that thought you were a CNN reporter. Fuck that. Love your opinions and how you express. Question is....what will you do with this power?

  • Ha on my birthday the world will end lol!

  • @coopakid13 what a crude present

  • December 21, 2012 is a Friday? Movie release day. I wonder what will be playing?

  • 2:13 - 2:41 the best part of this video.

  • Yea your anger tantrum @ 1:00 won me over to subscribe good personality biatch keep the opinion's rolling

  • going for the lowest common denominator again, you narci bitch?

    seriously tho, smoke a fuckin blunt or pop a valium or something, wtf was that all about? your life must be fucking bland if you flip like that over...what exactly?

    And do some vids about something thats actually relevant, or im cancelling my sub.

    peace

  • sexy....a smart girl with big ass boobs

  • I like this phrase, "matchmakers of metaphor".

  • the outburst was fucking awesome, funny and true, thanks for the up:) always enjoying these:)

  • Dog Slut!

  • Oh man if I hear about 2012 again I will scream! Of course Cassandra I really like your fantasy on December 21, 2012! Hehe!

  • we share apocalyptic fantasies except there are some error on the casting

  • @mini14tx1 lol

  • people believe the rapture is a couple of days

  • @mini14tx1 WIN!

  • I didn't know there was so much historical info on utter bullshit. Of course it would be a total waste of time if it wasn't interrupted by eruptions of narcissistic rage and delusional sexual fantasies.

  • Wait, I thought the rapture was may 21st this year.

  • This girl looks like she had a nose job. She used to look more Jewish.

  • You make my nipples hard.

  • You ever seen the film 'adaptation' woman?! Cage is one of the best actors alive! (But he doesn't give a shit and loves money more than all the rest, hahaha...)

  • You are soooo hot. Please sit on my face. I want to be your tampon.

  • I'm predicting a ton of hippies will commit suicide on 12/21/12. Good times!

  • @Tytanized Even hippies aren't that fucking retarded. Mostly, a bunch of religious nut jobs might kill themselves before God comes down from the heavens to rape their dead bodies. Hippies are all about living in harmony with the earth and having a good time, get your shit right.

  • @newb2yutube Ah, right. I blame my wishful thinking.

  • your rant about that stupid word turned me on more than your sexy voice about the end of days haha

  • First time watcher, and I enjoyed it roundly. I can't wait for more.

  • I hope those assholes get raptured on that day, at least we won't have to deal with their moronic ideas like gay bashing, and minority demonizing again.

  • roasting chet's nuts on an open fire...

    i thought the world ended on y-2k. you know, planes falling out of the sky... well there was george bush getting elected, i mean selected.

  • Thumbs up for Nicholas Cage bad acting

  • Maybe we will see that apocalypse it if we can survive this upcoming one in 10 days.

  • Ha ha Nicolas Cage ?? believe me, you could do better :) 

  • This one was particularly funny. Keep up the good work! (Even after the two Apocalypses that happen.)

  • I hope the world is over run by zombies. Real ones, not the christian prozac zombies we have now.

  • seriously, wtf happened to her boobs? I thought the rapture was the whole body disappearing, not the mammary glands only

  • nicolas cage IS terrible

  • I'd like to toast her marshmallows!

  • @Knossos22 With our big sticks. :)

  • You mean... the bible thumpers will finally leave us all the fuck alone?

    I like this apocalypse! It's much better than the sulfur and brimstone one.

  • I WOTE ALIENS! xD

  • Fuck, she can talk to me all day with her sexy voice.

  • The Masses Suck!!!

  • I love it when you talk dirty. haha

    Yeah, I talked to the archaeologists at Tulum many years back and they explained the way the Mayan calendar works. Of course, archaeology is science and science is bad... like gays, liberals, Mexicans, and yoga.

  • But, know that I am NOT with the idiots thata believe in any end of the world date. When they all drink the final glass of kool-aid, I will be there, with you all to sweep up the shit they leave for us.

  • Try not to appear like SUCH an atheist, love. There is unprecedented activity from the sun; the movement of the poles to indicate a possible shift. People in ancient days could have seen such things. Atheists don't perceive a Judeo-Christian version of divinity, but that shouldn't suggest that there are not unexplained occurrances that trump what we know now. Science - and reason should dictate the fuck of this point - should be ever expansive and not closed to our limited, current perceptions.

  • An erotic threeway in Yellowstone, in DECEMBER. You better hope your threeway is in a heated cabin!

    And I doubt Mitt Romney has much of a chance for president...

  • Isn't there and Evangelist preacher saying the world will end in May of this year?

  • @dwbear7

    Do a google image search for:

    may 21 end of world billboard

    So, come October we get to tell all of the religious end of the world nuts to go jump off a fraking cliff.

  • Can't we get Joe Smith's famous "Gold Tablets" maybe that will save us ? !

  • Cage? really?

  • lol

  • Excellent video!!!

  • brilliant video

  • John Cusak is a much shittier actor than Nick Cage.

    I just hope they crank out one more "X-files", movie before the END.

    David Duchovny. Now, THERES a shitty actor.

  • No Cassandra, the mormon white horse is the quality heroin being pumped into the US streets from the poppy fields we protected by our troops in Afghanistan, and 12/21/2012 marks the return of Kukulcan the Mayan god in his UFO which will beam all of the right wing evangelicals into a false rapture directly to cold space.

  • the world ended along time ago... where the fuck have you been!

  • This is another product of the religious retards, only idiots believe this...

    Didn't they say that the end of the world would actually happen this month BTW?

  • @Valen630 oh yeah, may 21st was it? Gad damn, gatta get me some pop corn and stock up for that show. Cheers for the heads up fella! :D

  • 2:14 anyone else wish she would talk like this throughout the whole video?

  • Anyone who believes in this bullshit is a moron. It may surprise all crazy people to know that the earth goes through a pole shift every 150,000 years or so, and the only thing marked by the date of Dec 21, 2012 is that the earth magnetic field will be a perfect north/south alignment. After that date the current alignment will begin it's slow shift back to the way it was 150,000 years ago and everyone will be able to get on with the nuclear apocalypse sure to be brought on us by President Palin.

  • @override94 Let's just hope that President Palin never happens. For the sake of humanity, not just America.

  • @VipericVampire Its better than President Trump :D

  • @VipericVampire Palin, 2012, if we are going to die let's go out with a bang!!!! LOL!

  • Wait, the world's supposed to end next year? But we're not even that close to the sun yet!

  • I think I'll grow my hair and my beard out an pretend I'm White Jesus on that day. Maybe some jackasses will actually believe me and I'll have them loot and riot for me. Amen.

  • Joseph Smith was a Freemason who loved money more than Jesus, plus he was a lying dick face. the new age movement got the date wrong - it's actually this year 2011 & that's not if Elenin does'nt cause a pole shift killing just about everything on earth this late Sept. early Oct. we won't make it to another national election anyway. plus everything you're told by Washington D.C. & the paid news media is horse shit lies. hi Ms. Snarky Butt : )

  • @33point3 Pole shifts don't cause mass extinctions...retard much?

  • What we need to get going is a mass-suicide movement for that date. Those who jump on the bandwagon better off raptured anyway, and we can just proceed from that point. That would be freekin' great

  • GOD I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY MMmmmmmm I get a woody just thinking about it !

  • I don't care.

  • i have a prophecy...... i will be high as a fucking kite on that day......

  • @RattleheadAnthony i second that.....

  • wow how the hell did the Mormons know about the Mayans lol?

  • I just believe that the Fed will come out and say "We have a problem"

  • I get the distinct impression that she is a dirty girl......i like dirty girls!

  • i think mayan people were just trying to trick us. maybe they're like "man i'm bored, hey, let's just write something on the wall to scare the shit out of our future generations :D"

  • Cudos! Excellent job! Funny as hell.

  • this episode makes me feel funny in my no no place...

  • You're wrong. A super smart church has informed the world that the world will actually end on May 21, 2011. It's also the third or fourth time they've made a prediction, but this time they're accurate, because they figured out the mathematical equations within the bible. Yep. *sarcasm* end of the world predictions are entertaining

  • @ADDMeetsInsomnia lol wrong bro, some billionare sold every penny of his fortune to make those. he lives in nj in union where he has a radio sation an a website.

  • and what makes you think we'll reach then ?

    look around snarki.

  • The first thing that will be said to all the religious nutjobs after nothing happens on that day will be..."Now will you shut the fuck up...?"

    and then they will somehow try and adapt an explanation to prove they are still right after nothing happens. How that for a prophecy?

  • @surfjacobson1 They haven't shut up after thousands of years of being wrong 100% of the time...they won't start now.

  • @surfjacobson1 usually the person who did the predicting finds an error in their calculations and they push the apocalypse back a short time, rinse, repeat 'till they slowly loose there congregation. sometimes, however, they orchestrate a mass suicide.

  • @surfjacobson1 That's as right as they come. You must be a prophet! You should present this prophecy to anyone you know who harbours 2012-delusions. Hopefully they'll see their folly when when it doesn't happen and their deluded minds starts looking for another doomsday theory to latch on to. They might actually stop it alltogether, making their lives and everyone elses a bit better, all thanks to you!

  • @surfjacobson1 Most likely they will wait for the next end of the world window at 2032.. or something...

    And hope this time they are right.....

  • But since the maya calendar had a 260 day cycle that year probably is already passed. 12/21/2012 will be like 1/1/2000. A big nothing.

  • I love your fantasy =D I think I should start making up a story on what will happen on 21.12.12 hmm maybe everyone will swop genders...that would piss some people off

  • @LIAMODEARME nothing would nappen to justin bieber

  • @CafaroVids god thats good lol

  • this Joe person needs to check into a mental hospital. Romney is a plant and and a Statist, someone who has no interest in the constitution. 2012 prophecy is when Liberty will rise again and crush the puppet masters of the world and the NWO, restoring sanity once again.

  • Nicholas Cage, really?