Old Toy Commercials #2

[purplePopsicle10]

then:3 dollars sorry son way to expensive

now:100 bucks that a bargan!!!!

[Davechow12]

Larry Lion Sounds alot like Bugs Bunny.

[TheLadyTavington]

The 1st commercial with Billy Mumy looks like it was done about the time he did the Twilight Zone episodes, the 2nd commercial features the girl who did Lucy's voice in the Charlie Brown specials(she also was on Star Trek) and the boy is Johnny Whitaker- pre Family Affair and Sigmund and the Sea Monster.....

[gxrcix525]

Damn those black n white r creepy

[brutelordnz]

silly safari, the grandfather of mousetrap!

[RobloxianWeirdos]

there is no 4:26

[Grouchofish]

The boy in the first commercial is Bill Mumy not Ron Howard

[MrMonsterstiffy]

The little boy is Ron Howard.

[lovelorn8888]

damn those guns looked real!!!

[Cosackie]

Fallout.

[finding0]

the corn kid....

[goaleygirl]

Doesn't she mean it's BASHING

[Ratravarman]

The trigger happy kid in the first commercial is actor BIlly Mummy in his pre-Lost In Space days.

[immabeamazing]

through lion, goriller, and elephat land xD

[MrTickler6657]

The VO for the Mattel Varoom Bikes is none other than William Conrad. He was radio's original Marshall Dillon on the radio version of "Gunsmoke" as well as the narrator for "Rocky and Bullwinkle". This was years before he was Cannon and Jake and the Fatman.

[ACJvideos]

Smashing!

[hugebratzfan1000]

the Dick Tracy Guns for $3 OMG now a days it wolud be for $19.99

[bingobongo445]

The jungle version of Mouse Trap!

[FanOfPopCulture]

I kept expecting that first kid to say, "Say hello to my little friend!"

[MikiMannikin]

I am scared!

[drywits]

The boy with the parrot 'grew up' to be Jody; half of the twins in a show called Family Affair. The girl was one of the actresses who played Felix Unger's daughter in the Odd Couple.

Yes, I'm old.

[johnbubbanewsdude]

@drywits I was getting to ready to ID Johnny Whitaker as the boy with the parrot when I scrolled down to your remarks! We're old enough to remember good TV shows and great toys! I too had a Dick Tracy tommy gun!

[YellowHorizonFilms]

YOU CANT READ! TROLTROLTROLTROL

[MyFlabbyAss]

wasnt this kid on the twilight zone?

[Diogenes1360]

Woah! . . Its little Billy Mumy who was in the Twilight Zone episode about the kid with power, who if he didn't like you would "wish you into the cornfield" But he was most famous for being on "Lost in Space" as Will Robinson. .

[GuitarForFun93]

BAASH !

[necrotacoz]

lil' gangster

[Sillybammy]

That kid was on the twilight zone once

[bikebeerrun1960]

I recall in the 60's we used to have realistic toy guns to ; "play war" eventually we got it out of our system-Now kids are not allowed , it isn't P.C. - they get their hands on the real ones and this time it aint playing . . .

[thedoughnutprincess]

Hahahaha, you can't read...

[kudohazama]

that bash game looks kinda fun....

[keithtylercullen]

hi there im crackers 

[slmacph]

Talk about bait 'n' switch! The other day I went to buy a Larry the Lion at the lion store. The tamer told me they were "all sold out". Then he tried selling me a three-legged grizzly bear. |:-(

[localSickened]

im guessing their dead now

[hemming57]

Blood thirsty little bastard, isn't he?

[FunnyLittleRedHead]

holly hell i want the bike

[EvisHP]

Sometimes I wonder if those commercials acctualy worked...

[cinderellacorpse]

the kid at 2:32 is so creepy.

[TheMMBro1]

I hardly ever hear kids say Television anymore.

[Lanceisabeach]

That was Billy Mummy from Lost in Space in the first commercial?

[BreakinpopRG]

5 dollar old 1950

[youbetrollin10]

You can tell it's mattel, it's swell!

[ybah8r100]

0:20 the dad was telling the kid what to say

[777exist]

Sweet days when niggas was slaves ^__^

[mihanich]

@777exist

sweet days when crackers knew how to spell

[azzaz691]

he acts so bad ass in the first com.

[heavymetal4000]

I really loe that Bash game tune but i sure wouldn't but it from Ebay or anywhere Lead Paint.

[fucgoof]

What an idiot, he can't read? How will he compete with the asians?

[Phillie103]

lead paint ftw

[Phillie103]

mattel endorsement.

[Mysterycat74]

"Bash" looks like about 5 minutes of fun.

[TheGB1950]

@Mysterycat74 When does it turn into Maxwell Hammer and he bops his "sister" on the head. LOL

[VerityLyesmith]

And they say today's games are violent.... They're virtual that's the main difference

[dinosaurus1337]

Stupid school shootings and parental groups now I'll never get a dick tracey tommy gun...

[5tonyvvvv]

Dont show these toys to kids in the Hood!

[beebznkrystal4life]

only 3 dollers

[PennilessReviewer]

2:30 and they complain videogames have made us into violent monsters... XD

[themalvasikids]

Speaking of bike... i know how to turn a bike into a motercycle.... you jus put an M.T. water bottle between the wheel and the thing thats between the seat. then go on your bike and bike... i mean motercycle

[DBZFan1122]

3$ dollars! holy shit

[MartenFerret]

@DBZFan1122 Mattel TOY Tommy Burst Dick Tracy Machine Cap Gun

Item condition: --

Price: US $399.50

Buy It Now

Err.. It WAS three dollars. :P

[HidanImmortal141]

that dad was thinking "who gave you a gun -.-"

[wmosco]

the voice of the lion in the second commericial is mel blanc (bugs bunny). the narrator was the annoying dept. store clerk in many of jack benny's tv and radio shows...

[newjerseybt]

I wonder what what happen if some kid brought that Dick Tracey snub nose to school for "show and tell"?

[canadian4sure]

I don't know the name of this kid but he was in an episode of The Twilight Zone. He played the kid that could change people into other things.

[freacls]

that talking Parrot Crackers wonder if thats the brain child behind the Furreal parrot you can get today 

[Speedbowl]

Back when we were white!

[gopconservative78]

No Negroes here!

[asskirk]

hey, dad, lets shoot the kids at school!!!

[kerious]

BASH!!!

[christinegoetz]

all ways us living love?

[joewars66]

In the second one the boy is Johnny Whitaker, Jody from Family Affair. I think the girl is Pam Ferdin, a later voice of Lucy on Peanuts. She later became an "animal activist".

[redneon06]

Larry the Lion sounds like Bugs Bunny! :D

[Spork888]

the dad in the first commercial is a walking stereotype for the 50's average Joe!

[ChopstickBrando]

I wonder how many eyes were put out before the lawsuits forced "BASH!" out of production?

[Flydini]

pretty sure silly safari came Waayyyy before Mousetrap.

[AiibertAiinstain]

stats sooooooo wrong XD :D

[scottmi19]

The future song writer of Fish heads..(Barns abd Barns)

[sd04276]

BASH BASH BASH was awesome i had that

[diddymuck]

the life of little Lee Harvey Oswald.

[DennisDarlingDagger]

larry the lion is gay. i know because i have a gaydaar. lol

[Casablanca1939]

IN the lion commercial the little boy is the kid from "family affair" he played "Jody"

[YouveBeenTerrorized]

Ahh, old timey game companies are so humble aren't they? "Milton Bradley makes the best games in the world".

[lordwestoff]

"Mumy"

[relaxingmusic101]

THE SECOND COMMERCIAL IS SLIGHTLY DISTURBING

[inkey2]

@relaxingmusic101 what is really interesting is....that when kids had all these toy guns the rate of violent rimes were lower....go figure

[TheMcdust]

Geez you can kill someone with "BASH!" LOL

[SatansMullet]

WOW! i want those guns for sure :D and i mean, its fuckin 2010!!!

[kalmkilla]

"Im Larry lion the rapist grrrrr"

"Hi There im crackers the druggy arrrara"

[ChickenRamen]

He's too old to be illiterate :\

[LegoFantic]

2:58. They had effects in the 70's!?

[AnimalActivist247]

@LegoFantic kinda

[MatthiasStove]

That old toy gun commercial is amazing!

[superjtrdr]

Our society is way too violent now for commercials like this.

At the age of 13 I had a 12 gauge shotgun in my closet with ammunition readily available sitting on the shelf . In this day and age I would never let my son have access to firearms.

[relaxingmusic101]

@superjtrdr lol

[relaxingmusic101]

VIOLENCE IS FUN as long as its not real. BRING ON THE GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE.

[inkblot351]

Thank you for the pussification of america to all you liberal ninnies. Boys don't play war or cowboy and indians, sorry cowboy and native americans, because it is not politically correct.

[davidls11]

@inkblot351 You're welcome.

[mediawest]

also its johnny witacher from family affair in that lion ad..... the little girl was lucys voice in the first charlie brown cartoons too..... and that was mel blanc voice over...

[mediawest]

i had that mattel bike.... also notice billy mumy in the first one, he must have been 4 years old......

[HLJokerRP]

I can't get them because no one's SELLING lions :(

[kidsworldable]

Animal Poaching. That's what the animal teaches kids.

[coolclaytony]

THAT LION IS FREAKIN MEL BLANC DUDE! AWESOME! I WANT ONE!

[musik0009]

"snub nose 38" lol a gay lion and a pill popping parrot hahahahahaha the lion and the parrot were dry humping in the end wow and bash the injuries wow

[JamesTKirkCobain]

You think this is bizarre, in the `60`s they use to play the Flintstones cartoons and they would have Fred advertising Winston cigarettes, but they called them "Winstone" I mean RIGHT IN the cartoon!

[JamesTKirkCobain]

"The Dick Tracy realistic snub nose .38! Yeah kids! Trick your local police officer by pointing it at him! Ha Ha great fun for all!"

[bluesman32783]

@JamesTKirkCobain well , back in the fifties , odds are if a cop saw a kid that age with a revolver type gun , odds were good it was a toy , by the time the eighties rolled around there WERE young kids with legitamite semiautomatic weapons running around 

[liawkaiping]

3 DOLLARS?!?!?!?!

[loneshewolf74]

Is Mel Blanc doing the voice of Larry the Lion? He sounds a little like Bugs Bunny! :D

[sporetamer22]

for a second i thought that machine gun was real

[jordigallus]

DANGEROUS TV!

[tstarkisironman]

i miss these commericials now theres only ads for bakugan cards or yugio shit

[JakFan13]

Bash! - Teaching kids that the only way to kill a zombie is to cut off the head!

[JakFan13]

Thanks, paste eating kids and soccar moms. Now I'll never get my Dick Tracy Tommy Burst for only three bucks!

[rebrella]

That lion is so cute, lol.

[999YORK]

Toy guns were great. What ruined everything was forced integration.

[Ringo0008]

For some reason, I keep imagining that the Tommy Burst (SP?) turns out to be real and the kid gets thrown back =D

[pantiara2]

silly safari reminds me of Mousetrap

[f1shk1LL3R]

Mel Blanc voice of the lion and parrot and who was that little girl in the comercial i seem to remeber her from other tv programs back in the 70's

[ieatyour5kin]

was that first kid the same kid from that twilight zone episode where hes like a god or something

[AFeindishThingy]

That kid in the first commercial looks far old enough to read.

[JakFan13]

@AFeindishThingy Maybe he was dyslexia?

[ftsjr]

Bill Mumy certainly was a busy child actor.

[obenrob]

that commercial at 2:25 is scary and the game is scary and weird

[TheVulture911]

i wouldent eat that crackers

[SeaSwimmer1995]

silly safari, the game for tomarrows poachers.

[thelegostudios]

that first one, can anyone FUTURE GANGBANGERS OF AMAREICA,lol

[doubleas2380]

That kid is cute. Saw him in a excellent Twilight Zone episode as well.

[Hydrart]

Stay off Bills lawn.

[rmadara]

It's a good thing...it a very good thing that Billy Mumy is in that commercial.

[mcenn]

Billy Mumy gets mad at his dad and turns him into the Bash game.

[missmolly387]

i love CRACKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreatAnalious]

Larry the lion sounds like bugs bunny and daffy duck at some points

[TheGreatAnalious]

3$ lol I'd buy it

[loveableurbanlemur]

That's actually Bill Mumy, the child actor who played Will Robinson from Lost in Space.

[ranran19701]

yeah the kid must live in America, since he's like nine years old and he can't read.

[rainbowmuppet]

Wow. Thanks.

...even thought it's, well...

true.

[ranran19701]

Silly Safari by Topper seems a direct ripoff of Ideal's Mouse Trap and Crazy Clock games.

[ranran19701]

William Conrad ("Cannon") voices the VVRROOM Motor spot at 2:00

[unclenklebroksankle]

That's little Ron Howard, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah that is shameful the kid can't read at that age and it's on national television! LOL

[ranran19701]

Billy Mumy from Lost in Space

[xXJoviixX]

omg! thats soo embarrassing!

this kids were so ugly... xD

[jeddah91]

That little boy is "Billy Mummy" from the TV series "lost in Space"

[inkey2]

@jeddah91 not only was he in lost in space....but.....he had an on going roll on one of the star trek series and he has co-written songs & performed with the 1970s super group "America"

[ChopstickBrando]

@jeddah91 Mumy.

[ArizonaDelRio]

Don't make any noise when the music's playin'.

[freyjasage]

you can't READ

[mcdom89]

3:41

[egdqv13234]

3:41 wtf ''testical and nose downt goes to cock its nose

[mcdom89]

the kids face lol

[stoningtonj]

Wed never see an ad for toy guns anymore...america's kids are such pussies now...good going USA!

[IconOfSin88]

It's a global problem, really. I remember these huge racks and shelves of toy guns in every supermarket and toy store from when I was a kid in the early 90's.. Machineguns, assault rifles, rifles, pistols.. really realistic guns too. Well, not as realistic as the stuff in the 50's and 60's, but they usually had no red cap in the end of the barrel and many were made of metal. Then, at the turn of the decade/century/millennium they were gone. You can barely find any toy guns in the shops nowadays.

[thechrisanderikashow]

it sucks. but you can get realistic bebe guns at wal-mart.

[IconOfSin88]

If I've understood this correctly, the airsoft guns in the US have to have that red cap thingie in the tip of the barrel? We don't have those in Finland. We also don't have Wal-mart, but we do have many specialized airsoft gunshops and military equipment shops.

[Maskedmutant]

They put that orange tip on the end because of too many complaints about them being mistaken for real guns - and too many people getting shot in the process

[IconOfSin88]

I do realize that, but what I don't understand is how people using the replica weapons like they're intended would get shot? As I mentioned, we don't have those in Finland since the people who might get shot are people holding up a store with eg. an airsoft gun and hence we agree that it's unnecessary to ruin the fun for everyone. I've been questioned for walking the streets carrying an airsoft 1911, but I've just been told to put it in my backpack or something instead of carrying it in my hand.

[doomcatrocks1]

@stoningtonj ok ur right even the kids want toy guns but wtf

[otakucode]

@stoningtonj Overparenting is a cancer. Nothing is more dangerous to children today than their parents who just refuse to let their kids be people! Parents wonder why their kids always stay inside to play... If mom is going to go with you, there's no point to going outside to play!

[21dogsrule]

@stoningtonj lol

[Funnysterste]

@stoningtonj todays american kids are not interested in toy guns. they want real ones and they get them.

[Spudkuddler]

@stoningtonj Yeah, but look at the decrease in gun violence since they stopped such ads...why, its non-existent now! ;-)

[ExtremeDan100]

@stoningtonj exsep for nerf but who wants a fake gun

[kimzeynkink]

I had Larry Lion and loved him! He was a real queen of the forest!

[mrhernandez81]

that vrroom bike is awesome, i want one.....maybe for christmas

[terrorofdeath93]

bash is a daruma.

[StevenSuffocate]

thoose are scary.... as hell

[rokinrebex22]

*RAWR* I'm larry lion! XD

[Suzywriter]

Didn't take much to keep kids occupied before electronics took over the world.

[audiophile55]

Look how little Johnny Whitaker is!

[HardyGirl66]

And Pamelyn Ferdin too!

[filledfast]

W00t..Billy Mumy rocked :)

[garrisonskunk]

"Silly Safari" looks like a complete Mousetrap rip-off.

[Tsarocksmysocks]

looks like it, only you probaly trap the animals instead of the players