@giorgiv18 Its a sect of Christianity that believes, among other things, that Jesus visited America, Indians are cursed with dark skin by God, that jerusalemites migrated over to America etc.
A lot of people think it sounds stupid, but they probably don't realize how their religion is also pretty stupid.
@Esrou Well, I realize what my religion is and it's pretty smart. I am an Eastern Orthodox. And, just for the notice because I get that a lot, we don't believe in a magic man in the sky, who shoots down lightning bolts at people, who don't love him and will send them to a place, where they'll be tortured by demons for eternity, because he was deeply offended by what he saw you doing while spying on you.
@giorgiv18 Mormonism is what I'm referring to but I'm glad to see that you're willing acknowledge your own religion is a cult as well, even if we can't agree on what type of cult it is. I don't really want to insult you or get into an argument about it but if your sect worships Jesus for his "sacrifice" then the implication is that your god both accepted and required human sacrifice for human salvation. I don't really know anything about eastern orthodoxy though.
@Snipe4261 I don't see anything insulting in the word cult. Besides, Eastern Orthodox don't believe that Jesus died for our sins, there's an old man in the sky, the BIble is absolutely literal(holy tradition tells us what is literal and what is not), etc. The difference is major.
Lets see here, Mormons believe and "angel of light" (AKA SATAN!! read: 2 COR 11:13-15. Actually just read the whole chapter) came down and delivered these golden plates to some dude with a deceitful and malicious heart to spread some of the greatest lies to men! Mormons believe men can become gods! yep, blasphemy! Satan wanted to be God...funny how Mormons have fallen into Satan's snare
@fdasherv Haha whereas you choose to deny the possibility of a divine existence? That's more stupid than plain ol' naivety. Don't act so high and mighty. You're not exactly enlightened...
@fdasherv I'm saying get off your fucking high horse. You're just another intellectual wanker. I hope you find great fulfilment in whatever smug little pleasures you receive in your petty attempts to exert dominance over religious folk.
@elSargent93 No exertion required little man. Religious folk are as dumb as dirt and I'd ignore them entirely if they weren't out in full force trying to put a halt to progress and learning. If they had their way we'd be burning witches and exorcising demons. Thanks to me and my ilk they are denied the relevance they once enjoyed and abused. Religion is dying but I just like to be sure the corpse is cold before I spit on it.
@fdasherv Until you leave you're nice little protective bunker of intellectualism and separation, I'm afraid that YOUR progress and learning will be hindered by your inability to unify yourself with anyone outside your precious ilk. From what I can gather, you view challenges of life as externally-focused problems requiring manipulation by internet crusading scum like yourself instead of internally-focused opportunities to learn and grow.
@elSargent93 "internally focused opportunities to learn and grow" Hmm, how does staring at the inside of my eyelids expand my world? How does sitting in a church and talking to the ceiling accomplish anything? Internet crusading is effective when I'm at the computer. Not so effective when I'm at school board meetings or volunteering at the NCSE or teaching children how to think. You fancy yourself a yogi but your scraps of wisdom are stolen from pseudo intellects and failed religions.
@fdasherv You teach children how to think? Fuck, that's a scary thought. I suppose it makes sense though...your types are always the most adamant in tainting the few pure minds that exist in this world. That said, I'm done talking with you. Your life will be an everlasting battle until your death. If you can't be satisfied without the world around being exactly as you please then you are a fucking weak person.
"Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter.
2 Thessalonians 1:
8 dealing out retribution to those who do not know God and to those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. 9 These will pay the penalty of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His power,
Calling Mormonism Christianity is crazier calling Islam a peaceful religion. It is worse that calling Joseph Smith a nice guy.
Mormonism and Christianity are totally DIFFERENT! Mormonism is a man made religion from the 1800s with totally different scripture and doctrine. Now they want to say they are Christian?
If Mormons want to become Christians, there is good news! You still can be...
@Cataclysm31 As an ex-Catholic, I beg to differ. Eating the actual body and blood of Jesus and believing it only "looks" like bread and wine? Continuing to support rapey priests? Pretty fucking nuts, if you ask me!
This is really funny. They should have gotten some real Mormons to help make it. The self-made Mormon movies that poke fun at themselves are hilarious because there are more inside jokes. Lmao though at that one guy below me who said "do Americans even get irony?"
You should watch some colbert report my friend. That stuff is the best
@igotsachubby What makes this movie any different than the new Left Behind film that's slated for release in 2011? Mormons are no more stupid than Roman Catholics, Sunni Muslims, Vaishnavas (aka the Hare Krishnas), sports fanatics, or partisans (Republicans, Democrats, Socialists, etc).
Ha! Ha! that lady in the end "I'm going to become a Mormon, good stuff! I'm going tracting with some Elders later, I'll show this to them, I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it.
No, we don't... this is actually how life is lived around here (except they didn't show the sheer ammount of automatic weapons that kids carry around once they're of the legal age of 8)
I know a few people who went off to become missionaries... it's like Marine Boot Camp, but with bikes. They practice smashing the bible over peoples foreheads and bayonette drills and everything.
I don't believe in any religion, but if I was forced to be a Mormon, they'd have to kill me to believe the shit they believe! No offense, but I have no idea how you Mormons came up with such strange, and boring believes! You pretty much can't have any fun, and your politicians are totally "God"-awful (Mitt Romney)... K, I'm going to go drink my caffeine filled- cola now!
Oh ghetto kids
S0mthingEasy 2 months ago
"Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum!"
MrSoAwesomness 3 months ago
Life as a Mormon would be hell boring
controllerbrain 4 months ago
could anyone tell me what mormonism is?
giorgiv18 4 months ago
@giorgiv18 Its a sect of Christianity that believes, among other things, that Jesus visited America, Indians are cursed with dark skin by God, that jerusalemites migrated over to America etc.
A lot of people think it sounds stupid, but they probably don't realize how their religion is also pretty stupid.
Esrou 1 month ago
@Esrou all of them are stupid
marcdb70 1 month ago
@Esrou Well, I realize what my religion is and it's pretty smart. I am an Eastern Orthodox. And, just for the notice because I get that a lot, we don't believe in a magic man in the sky, who shoots down lightning bolts at people, who don't love him and will send them to a place, where they'll be tortured by demons for eternity, because he was deeply offended by what he saw you doing while spying on you.
giorgiv18 1 month ago
@giorgiv18 Just another death cult.
Snipe4261 1 month ago
@Snipe4261 No, not a death cult, life cult. (if it's Eastern Orthodoxy you are referring to)
giorgiv18 4 weeks ago
@giorgiv18 Mormonism is what I'm referring to but I'm glad to see that you're willing acknowledge your own religion is a cult as well, even if we can't agree on what type of cult it is. I don't really want to insult you or get into an argument about it but if your sect worships Jesus for his "sacrifice" then the implication is that your god both accepted and required human sacrifice for human salvation. I don't really know anything about eastern orthodoxy though.
Snipe4261 4 weeks ago
@Snipe4261 I don't see anything insulting in the word cult. Besides, Eastern Orthodox don't believe that Jesus died for our sins, there's an old man in the sky, the BIble is absolutely literal(holy tradition tells us what is literal and what is not), etc. The difference is major.
giorgiv18 4 weeks ago
and now i'm scared of mormons ...
miss0interpret 4 months ago
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elSargent93 5 months ago
Very funny, i especially like the built downhill bikes too, the WP upside down forks at 1:00 are especially hot
cunt3d 5 months ago
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Holy Shit!!!! That's where John Huntsman learned his skills!!!
husan11 5 months ago
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husan11 5 months ago
I remember watching this a few years back and I couldn't stop laughing when the Mormons he was flogging it to tried to take him seriously
pronto355 6 months ago
i wish this movie got made, would have been hilarious.. john safran is a legend..
oLivaz22 8 months ago
Lets see here, Mormons believe and "angel of light" (AKA SATAN!! read: 2 COR 11:13-15. Actually just read the whole chapter) came down and delivered these golden plates to some dude with a deceitful and malicious heart to spread some of the greatest lies to men! Mormons believe men can become gods! yep, blasphemy! Satan wanted to be God...funny how Mormons have fallen into Satan's snare
mangofish69 8 months ago
@mangofish69 As opposed to your bloodthirsty, rape ordering desert god?LOL they're all fairy tales dude grow up.
alienlifeform11 8 months ago
@mangofish69 LOL - You christians keep laughing at mormons while we atheists laugh at all of you.
fdasherv 7 months ago 7
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Philter123456789 7 months ago
@fdasherv Haha whereas you choose to deny the possibility of a divine existence? That's more stupid than plain ol' naivety. Don't act so high and mighty. You're not exactly enlightened...
elSargent93 5 months ago
@elSargent93 For fuck's sake, make some sense or shut up. Are you an adult or what?
fdasherv 5 months ago
@fdasherv I'm saying get off your fucking high horse. You're just another intellectual wanker. I hope you find great fulfilment in whatever smug little pleasures you receive in your petty attempts to exert dominance over religious folk.
elSargent93 5 months ago
@elSargent93 No exertion required little man. Religious folk are as dumb as dirt and I'd ignore them entirely if they weren't out in full force trying to put a halt to progress and learning. If they had their way we'd be burning witches and exorcising demons. Thanks to me and my ilk they are denied the relevance they once enjoyed and abused. Religion is dying but I just like to be sure the corpse is cold before I spit on it.
fdasherv 5 months ago
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elSargent93 5 months ago
@fdasherv Until you leave you're nice little protective bunker of intellectualism and separation, I'm afraid that YOUR progress and learning will be hindered by your inability to unify yourself with anyone outside your precious ilk. From what I can gather, you view challenges of life as externally-focused problems requiring manipulation by internet crusading scum like yourself instead of internally-focused opportunities to learn and grow.
elSargent93 5 months ago
@elSargent93 "internally focused opportunities to learn and grow" Hmm, how does staring at the inside of my eyelids expand my world? How does sitting in a church and talking to the ceiling accomplish anything? Internet crusading is effective when I'm at the computer. Not so effective when I'm at school board meetings or volunteering at the NCSE or teaching children how to think. You fancy yourself a yogi but your scraps of wisdom are stolen from pseudo intellects and failed religions.
fdasherv 5 months ago
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@fdasherv You teach children how to think? Fuck, that's a scary thought. I suppose it makes sense though...your types are always the most adamant in tainting the few pure minds that exist in this world. That said, I'm done talking with you. Your life will be an everlasting battle until your death. If you can't be satisfied without the world around being exactly as you please then you are a fucking weak person.
elSargent93 5 months ago
@mangofish69 Man is god. simple is that. It's not a matter of belief, it's a matter of fact. We have potential to become gods.
Philter123456789 7 months ago
@Philter123456789 Ah well, if it's a matter of fact it should be easily proven. We await your evidence.
fdasherv 7 months ago
@Philter123456789 Says...........??
mangofish69 7 months ago
Atheists really need to get a life...
some1iknow1 9 months ago
@some1iknow1 why?
Nightmeare 8 months ago
@some1iknow1 and you need an education
xonekb 7 months ago
stupid, how dumb can you be....
Vegasexcitement 10 months ago
I'm an atheist, and I would watch the shit out of this movie.
eetragt 11 months ago
Matthew 7:21
"Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter.
2 Thessalonians 1:
8 dealing out retribution to those who do not know God and to those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. 9 These will pay the penalty of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His power,
rickgigliotti 11 months ago
Watch out for those Mormons.
Calling Mormonism Christianity is crazier calling Islam a peaceful religion. It is worse that calling Joseph Smith a nice guy.
Mormonism and Christianity are totally DIFFERENT! Mormonism is a man made religion from the 1800s with totally different scripture and doctrine. Now they want to say they are Christian?
If Mormons want to become Christians, there is good news! You still can be...
rickgigliotti 11 months ago
@rickgigliotti
Mormonism is only a shade or two crazier that catholicism or any other type of christianity.
Sorry, but it's true!
Cataclysm31 11 months ago 3
@Cataclysm31 As an ex-Catholic, I beg to differ. Eating the actual body and blood of Jesus and believing it only "looks" like bread and wine? Continuing to support rapey priests? Pretty fucking nuts, if you ask me!
DissenteensInRevolt 11 months ago 2
@DissenteensInRevolt
That's what I meant by saying "only a shade or two crazier".
There really isn't much difference. :P
Cataclysm31 11 months ago
@Cataclysm31 If you think Mormons are crazy, I don't know what to call Atheists..
papidalgo 10 months ago
@papidalgo I call them Frank!
awseomness 9 months ago
@awseomness Ok... ..
papidalgo 9 months ago
@papidalgo I know the answer. Sane.
CTCParadox 8 months ago
Anyone else find the way this guy stresses words incredibly annoying.
cc3814 1 year ago
@cc3814 lol, yeah but he's gota really thick accent AND a lisp. I doubt we'd understand *anything* he says otherwise.
maggyade 1 year ago
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@cc3814 lol, yeah but he's gota really thick accent AND a lisp. I doubt we'd understand *anything* he says otherwise.
maggyade 1 year ago
This is leaked on limewire, its 3 hours long but well worth it
9fifty1 1 year ago
totally WTF
ngobinhnguyen24 1 year ago
i cant find it on netflix. god help me
almcken 1 year ago
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I wanna see this movie!
eeelz1 1 year ago
haha i'm mormon and this is freakin epic. I thought it was funny even if it is making fun of us :)
OCM117 1 year ago
"...and they're looking for souls" sounds like they want to harvest them. Sadly this movie looks better than some stuff that's actually out.
jaygee514 1 year ago
kool bike tricks
spiceone20 1 year ago
I feel the sudden urge to punch a cute furry animal...
Chibithy 1 year ago
0:22 johnonthan auf der heid????
IMLYINGISWEAR 1 year ago
If mormons were really like this I might forgive them and take them to heaven with me. After all, I am apparently a god if I get married? LOL
Mormons are so silly. I dont think they understand that their story is just as crazy as greek mythology. It's even worse than christianity.
Aresftfun 1 year ago
If mormons were even marginally as cool as that guy, I would love them!
SarahLee1 1 year ago
Is there a clip of the reactions of the people watching it?
bluecanary487 1 year ago
@bluecanary487 LMAO
SeekerKC 1 year ago
this is funny stuff!
sexybackorange 1 year ago
This is really funny. They should have gotten some real Mormons to help make it. The self-made Mormon movies that poke fun at themselves are hilarious because there are more inside jokes. Lmao though at that one guy below me who said "do Americans even get irony?"
You should watch some colbert report my friend. That stuff is the best
enburst 1 year ago
Mormons are so stupid.
igotsachubby 1 year ago 44
@igotsachubby What makes this movie any different than the new Left Behind film that's slated for release in 2011? Mormons are no more stupid than Roman Catholics, Sunni Muslims, Vaishnavas (aka the Hare Krishnas), sports fanatics, or partisans (Republicans, Democrats, Socialists, etc).
1001suns 1 year ago
@1001suns
agreed.
igotsachubby 1 year ago
@igotsachubby Correction: all religions are stupid.
nicholaswells 1 year ago 3
Ha! Ha! that lady in the end "I'm going to become a Mormon, good stuff! I'm going tracting with some Elders later, I'll show this to them, I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it.
hungupboytoy 1 year ago
LOL this was hilarious.
"there are two types of mormons. latter day saints, and latter day AINTS."
really well presented, like a real movie trailer.
TrannyAcid 1 year ago 37
I hope the Mormons see the funny side of this, it's clearly not designed to antagonise.
harrifer3000 2 years ago
Thats great! Haha!
pourjuiceonyourchin 2 years ago
hahahahah my bishop told the youth off for watching this
VIV292 2 years ago 4
because mormons are dickheads...
AndrewSummers 1 year ago
@VIV292 mate did your bishop also tell u to cum in his chambers and bend over little boy
jonorancid 1 year ago
the bikes thhey get fall apart easily
Thunda1986 2 years ago
this is some funny shit.
moldaz87 2 years ago 2
This is awesome!... wonder if Americans get irony though?
tbogus1 2 years ago
its not irony its satire
livinginat 2 years ago 3
Its satire that uses (farce)irony to mock its subject.. the mormons
tbogus1 2 years ago
Satire includes irony. You're correct that it's satire, but no need to downplay other people's observations.
colossus999 2 years ago
@tbogus1 lol as if!
hardrain08 2 years ago
as if...what?
tbogus1 2 years ago
@tbogus1 xtreme chauvinism!
sockbonobo 2 years ago
No, we don't... this is actually how life is lived around here (except they didn't show the sheer ammount of automatic weapons that kids carry around once they're of the legal age of 8)
I know a few people who went off to become missionaries... it's like Marine Boot Camp, but with bikes. They practice smashing the bible over peoples foreheads and bayonette drills and everything.
joebthegreat 2 years ago 4
I don't believe in any religion, but if I was forced to be a Mormon, they'd have to kill me to believe the shit they believe! No offense, but I have no idea how you Mormons came up with such strange, and boring believes! You pretty much can't have any fun, and your politicians are totally "God"-awful (Mitt Romney)... K, I'm going to go drink my caffeine filled- cola now!
thevoicoftruth1989 2 years ago
xtreme mormons!
stefanmuc2k 2 years ago 2
I bet I know who won the race down Death Mountain!
lughcious 2 years ago 2
FIRST!
Arcangelchaps 2 years ago
roflmao
Arcangelchaps 2 years ago