Dane Cook Sings to Taylor Swift on the Late Show with Jay Leno

[putput2ky]

Thats awesome in a pathetic way

[narkoss7]

such a troll

eheh

[funderkitty07]

The sad thing is, Dane Cook probably stole that song from somewhere

[TheRevoux]

He looks so short next to her in high heels

[mitzi32996]

@TheRevoux yup she's 5'11''

[jade8806]

omg Taylor Swift needs to get a sense of humor

[Mikael602]

@jade8806 , If you watch the clips of Taylor Swift on the Ellen Show or when she was on freakin Saturday Night Live you might figure out shes more fun then you :P

[jade8806]

@Mikael602 Wow get a life

[WTFMusicPerson]

At first I was like -,- wha da fu*k? ... Then he paused too long after give me a lift and I didn't even hear the rest over my laugh lol

[so77ars]

Dear Dane,

You quit being funny a while back... Please go away...

Yours, All of America.

[MrColdFate]

@so77ars YOU SPEAK FOR NO ONE!!!

[so77ars]

@MrColdFate I speak for my United States of Whatever!

[StrykeEvil]

Taylor swift is 5'11

[CrazyToughGirl]

im really hoping that tattoo is fake lol ;)

[utfreak180]

I have that guitar!

[bagelkel00]

Dane Cook is so cute LOL

[xstephaniexlovex]

awkward... :p

[psycopolarbear]

@g8driver shes 5'11" almost 6'

[MultiFluffin]

Who knew being 17-20 and only singing about your boyfriend could get you so many fans

[Yahwehsninja]

next time try and actually right a song instead of making an ass out of yourself

[TEEVENSSNEVEET]

@Yahwehsninja its dane cook you fucking idiot. he wasn't serious

[g8driver]

i know shes tall and has heels on but damn he looks short i think she like almost 6 foot

[memphisfan92]

@g8driver haha your right she looks like a giant and dane is like 6ft tall so idk

[Toadessa25]

@memphisfan92 - Judging by the angle of her feet she was probably wearing spike heels. LOL Maybe take her down 6 inches and she might be just shorter than Dane.

[atomman45]

What the hell was the thing taped to his body?

[wtyazzie2000]

@atomman45 his mic

[memphisfan92]

@atomman45 it was supposed to be a picture of her like he gota tattoo.

[TaylorSwift20112001]

I think they should go out. Write an embarrassing song about him... It would be, entertaining.

[vampcutie1]

WE LOVE YOU DANE COOK DANE COOK DANE COOK WE LOVE YOU DANE COOK

[OctoberLibra1]

Dane is so damn sexy, he's funny.

[enfermera1971]

@OctoberLibra1 Totally agree. Funny and sexy...the perfect combination IMO.

[OctoberLibra1]

@enfermera1971 - Exactly....I'd eat him up like cake. LOL

[enfermera1971]

@OctoberLibra1 Save some for me!!! lol...:)

[OctoberLibra1]

@enfermera1971 - LMAO, you are soooooooo bad. I'll save you some but he'll need several days to recoup after I'm done with him.

[enfermera1971]

@OctoberLibra1 No problem !! LOL.

[777ilovehockey]

Taylor is awkward as hell.

[TheMariaJose00]

The song wasn't that bad :) but it was so funny lmfao

[puppypawspaula]

This is great, this is awesome! (Taylor moves away) Lmao

[TheiiMightyClutch]

She sucks at singing, shes like 8' tall, and she's as pale as an albino. What got her famous again? Dane Cook is fucking hilarious, I love him. But I wouldn't have sung along to his song.

[stevenmiles]

Awkward!

[shortymiget52]

damn she's tall

[1234567pokemonmaster]

this is great! *backs away* this is awesome!

[bastlake]

Fact : Dane is pushing 40 and Taylor is barely over 20

[DionKool]

So that's what Cook's doing? Going to talk shows and pretending to be the fan of other guests? Sherlize Theron says hi.

Who the hell is Taylor Swift anyway?

[jordanisready]

he totally boned her after this!

[captross07]

@jordanisready if he could reach, maybe.

[asertghjiko]

Haha he's hilarious

[TheTruthiest]

what a perv

[TheSamanthafication]

that was really awkward

[yanis3]

bro has no rhythm

[SilentAssasin425]

@yanis3 prob why hes a Comedian, not a singer! just my guess! :)

[DinosaurSuccess]

typical dane using gimmicks to seem funny

[xxDezziGurllxx]

i would have been so much more excited to be there with him then that. lucky hoe!

[TheMisterFlux]

Lol, she's taller than he is :P

[Ace020]

@TheMisterFlux Shes in heels

[imacooldude506]

hes trying really hard to be funny, but it comes off very awkward.

[SRStrollisSRS]

i bet he stole that song from louie ck too..

[fredououououol]

sweet tats

[DizzyIzzy987]

GodDAMN he's sexy

[sirkenned]

@DizzyIzzy987 GodDAMN she's sexy :D

[LordMalice6d9]

@sirkenned I think she has the face of a rat!

[mebeinme22]

@LordMalice6d9 your blind then lol

[LordOfKnights00]

taylor is 5'11 and dane is 6'. its the heels.

[JMPFunny]

Either he is short... Or taylor is pretty damn tall

[chrissym111]

@JMPFunny lol no taylor is 5' 11'' she's just really tall. but she makes him look really short. :P

[girfan1998]

he looks oldr an he lookd bettr wit long hair



[PoseidonKross2009]

Is she really taller than Dane Cook? Must be the high heels.

[liclak]

she is so surprised by everything in her life! She needs to lighten up...brace herself. I hate to see a extremely high priced bill appear she probably would kill herself by not knowing how to handle anything out of the ordinary! Gosh Girl!!!!

[MitchL17]

he looks so short compared to her lol

[marathon85]

americas sweetheart... i dont think so

[DeathEater692]

Taylor on the outside: "Oh wow! That's so nice."

Taylor on the inside: "Whhaat the hell...?"

I love both Taylors

[TheWAK80087]

@UHLMANDL Probably not. Makes its funnier though. 

[UHLMANDL]

Do you think she realizes this is a joke?

[HaydenBThrobbingG]

He banged her

[EPrimeRulezTheNation]

WAIT HE PLAYS GUITAR?

WHAT?

[jeanyinsm]

why would anyone even put these two on a show together?

[danielabbott02]

Oh my god Dane. Wow.

[rickygoldengirl]

what a cute song Dane!! love the video

[MrROTD]

Well if that doesnt get him somewhere nothing will and he can say "I DID MY BEST!!!!" :(.......

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

dane is funny as shit and he doesnt give two fucks about anything

[xVertygox]

tailor needs to eat food

[leiposuctie]

what is it about taylor swift that makes famous guys get up on stage and shout opinions about her:P?

[gayfarmerboy]

@leiposuctie She's fuckin bangin and down to earth. fucking bangin, and down to earth. enough said.

[09heatherlyn]

I DID MY BEST! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!

[HopeLess1212]

Please tell me that tattoo wasn't real. xDD

[Cutdeadeye117]

Epic

[dreamer921]

ya it's because she's already 5'11 + heels aha

[Lyd61]

He is shorter than her... awks

[BarrettJones1111]

Wow Taylor is like a GIANT! lol

[wildstyleracing]

i think he lost a bet...

[AceManDoC7]

freakishly tall -_-

[HrEgill91]

when Dane sang "show us that smile".....just when he said "show us that...."...i was expecting "tits"

[ZekeThompson22]

Okay, that was pretty funny!

[LifeisGood762]

Whoa, the weird part is he seems to be serious.

[rachelbabyyy93]

Hahahahaha!! I did my best I did my best!!

[flyguyty33]

is she a giant or is he a dwarf?

[KyrosR]

@flyguyty33 Well shes wearing heels



[StaraziaSelin66]

haha. taylor is SO embarrassed.

[wadeafc]

she's like a foot taller then dane

[MrMegastarwarsfan]

@wadeafc ya shes wearing high heals

[gri22ly100]

@wadeafc high heels.....

[jonasfan2907]

Loved the I did my best! Almost spit up my drink haha Classic!

[canadiandaniel]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[tubub]

@canadiandaniel

i met dane cook when i was like 8 and he is super chill and funny. He is much more energetic on screen than in person.

[Swicey69]

I would so buy this song on iTunes

[animalsROCKhard28]

i wish dane cook would sing a song about me...

[ashlynelizx3]

only true dane cook fans would understand the "i did my best" part lol i peed my pants when i saw that. he's so funnyyy!

[sherlockkoleno]

dane looks like Ralph Fiennes

[THEARBITER1236]

lol trolling irl

[pdoddy12]

Damn he did better than her

[bonehead414]

Lol, Dane. He's such a silly banana.

[EpicPoptart854]

@bonehead414 You're right! I guess he went banana sandwhich~ :]

[HideBehindKathey]

This is great this is awesome -moves farther away on couch-

[narukolovetheleaf]

@HideBehindKathey lol yea i saw that too

[Xiofang]

@HideBehindKathey I'm pretty sure she moves so she can see him performing better haha

[V4L3R102]

he so did her after this

[soluvepink]

damn what kind of heels is she wearing? xD

[hallnoats4ever]

@soluvepink i know she looks 6'6 next to Dane

[spanky489]

@soluvepink high heels?.?.?

[jeromek69]

He is a master ladies man..performer of the highest level..only eddie murphy surpasses him..very impressive.

[josephkallifffraude]

Noticed he looks at his chest before he open his shrit at 0:19 LOL

[acosta1234567890]

lol hes hilarious



[11baileylovesu]

well she is wearing heels........thats y she so tall

[mjm2005]

@11baileylovesu and 5'11" damn.

[J3dininja101]

Lawhz xD Jay Leno is like uh.....O.O

[MirandaLuvzTwilight]

I did my best!

[frenchiejr00]

lmfaoooo hes awsome

[labluver26]

Haha aww...tht was nice and funny :D

[nunchakulee321]

wtf is he short or is she fucking tall as shit? woh shit

[TechnoGlitter2048]

@nunchakulee321 She's fucking tall as shit.

[Claudiaax13]

woah!

[rochellelanee]

I love him!!!

[piratepaul95]

It's like when people sing you happy birthday. Except much more intense.

[TaylorSwifts1stfan]

I'd totally embarrass myself to be with Taylor

[TaylorSwifts1stfan]

Lol I need one of those tattoos.

[michaeljacksonlov544]

lol taylor looks embrassed by this i know i would if it was me, poor taylor i feel sorry for her that she has to sit there and listen 2 his crap singing

[jean3tte]

oh wow. lol. =D

[ANNABECKDK]

And this is supposed to be...funny?

[Mason5764w54]

@ANNABECKDK i laughed :)

[ANNABECKDK]

@Mason5764w54 Why?

[Mason5764w54]

@ANNABECKDK because it clearly made her uncomfortable and it was awkward and his lyrics were funny. it's light hearted, take it that way

[ANNABECKDK]

@Mason5764w54 I find it hard to see what's funny about the lyrics.

[Mason5764w54]

@ANNABECKDK okay. we're different. no biggie.