Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint with Storyboard!

[shoddywork]

First they came for our sausage and I said nothing, then they made vegetarian bacon and I said nothing.

[hern8]

@shoddywork hahaha, well played, sir, or m'am

[littleteethkeith]

4 12oz. packages are the same as 3 16oz. packages. He said he didn't mind to pay more. What a jackoff.

[littleteethkeith]

That made me laugh & it made me hungry as shit. I would fuck some maple sausage up right now.

[bcb0xer]

here's an idea: buy two of em

[bodhisattva71]

Does anybody wonder what bra size he has for his back fat?

[engfant]

this is so great. Rednecks is funny

[Davetacular45]

This is the first time I've actually even wanted Jimmy Dean Sausage, this guy does a great endorsement hahahaha. I don't know if they sell it here in Canada though.

[DanfromDallas1]

Can you imagine what their bathroom smells like in the morning after the "three guys who weigh over 200lbs, and the plump scotch girl" have to go to the bathroom at about the same time after eating all that Jimmy Dean Sausage with eggs and toast, and hash browns and coffee and bisquits with gravy and milk and orange juice and don't forget the salt and pepper they load on those portions....and I bet this goes on EVERY morning in that double wide trailer of theirs.....Oh, the humanity!

[187SicknesS]

fuckin pussy roll of sausage!!

[meximorro77]

LOL...Randy Taylor is my hero!

[spacemanisaac]

SOS-ITCH

[gmeg1975]

Absolutely hilarious. 

[melmo75]

Everytime my husband and I go to the store he checks for the 16 oz roll of sausage...It's always there.

[mrwryt]

Hey, this guy may have faults (who doesn't) but he's right! I'm also fed up w/ companies cutting back on everything except PRICES! They cut product quality & quantity and our dumb azzes continue to buy. Maybe Randy is the one who is sane. I hate those "consumer geekaroids" too. GO RANDY!!!

[openroad88]

Sometimes...enough is enough. Don't you ever get sick of less value, and more regulation?

[andrizzle1552V2]

love the pic at the end

[tehs3raph1m]

lolz, just get 2 of the 12oz sausage, and save 8 oz for next time... jeez... then get another 12 oz and save 4 oz for next time (from the new one) and then... next time get another 12oz and youve got 4oz to make 16!

anyway homemade sausage is the tastiest, you can put whatever you want in it, same for burgers, same for everything really, except egg+sausage mcmuffin, i dont know if its crack they put in that, but its hella tasty

[cfurry2]

Beautifully done. I thought it was impossible to improve on the big steaming pile of awesome that is the original audio recording, but gmanca has done it. And iamlyingtoyou's theory about how this all went down sounds reasonable to me.

What I don't get is why this guy is willing to pay more for a 16 oz package, but is unwilling to just purchase more 12 oz. packages to get his 16 oz every morning.

God, sausage, eggs and T-bone steak every morning. My left arm is going numb at the thought of it

[jclaunch00]

@cfurry2 I am from Texas and I eat the same breakfast every morning - Bacon, sausage, fried eggs, butter-fried toast, orange juice, and coffee or tea. Except on Sundays, I have a steak in addition. I love breakfast more than any meal, and I eat my eggs runny and don't cook my bacon and sausage to death.

[UFOSPACE1999]

Dear Randy Taylor...UR the reason the world hates US!!!

[mshadey45]

talk about southern food and weight i meen damn u have 600 pounds and thats three men and then to women so and sausage fried eggs and steak is like unhealthy shit awsome video made my mom start laughen

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

this guys blind pedgidious aganced sausage that is not regular flavor is so funny

[victorrain]

GREAT WORK!!!!

[melmo75]

It's funny that 4oz makes the difference between stuffing your face and starving.

[coffeescup]

Randy Taylor hates freedom. It's plain. He also hate's plump lil Scotch girls.

[kangarc]

It's not until about 1:59 that you get a realistic picture of what this inbred fucker really looks like.

[187SicknesS]

fuckin pussy roll of sausage, lol!! :3

[cagwa]

You can never play this video enough

[Ninja4785]

Steak, sausage, and eggs for breakfast? WTF? Their cholestrol levels are probably higher than most peoples credit scores.

[darkman699]

the least they could do is charge a smaller fee for it. But a lot of companies are doing this, downsizing their products and still charging the same price for it or even more. But I'm not from the south so oh well :P 

[tracer740]

"fuck, ah'm gonna eeet goddammit!" LOL!

[MrPernell27]

my god, he said a couple dozen eggs. This guy's complaint is that his family is too fat for a 12 oz package of suasage. T-bone steaks, 12 oz suasage and a couple dozen eggs. This whole family needs a treadmill.

[DigitalOberon]

This video is fucking win.

R.I.P. Jimmy Dean.

[cagwa]

R.I.P. Mr. Dean, your products are god damned delicious but...

[omniscan20]

I think randy and his fat fucking family might benefit from PORTION CONTROL!!!!! A "couple dozen" eggs divided by 5 people is 4.2 eggs each and my family of 6 might eat half of a 12 oz. thing of sausage. That's just gluttony on him and his fucking pig children. Gross fucking hillbillys.

~shakes head~

[dowrap]

go on a diet ya fat fk

[fluckitall71]

kylematheney you are elitist and snobbish, and just remember you asked to be called so.

[traggums]

lol, shopping is hard!

[kylematheney]

why doesn't he just buy 2 and save part of the second one so the next time he could just buy 1 and use the left over of the other?

That would cover and exceed the 4 oz discrepancy.

The internet gives a voice to some people who don't need to have a voice. Call me an elitist or snobbish, but foolishness is foolishness all the same.

[PannaIka]

I'm from TX and I've never eaten or wanted to eat a damn steak for breakfast lol...

[RuskinRoyal]

Randy Rules! Nice job with the story board too!

[robotzorro]

Remember, they attacked us becuase they hate our freedom.

[MrJohnK8]

@robotzorro lololololol

[panduranga001]

Sounds like the tea baggers to me.

[jbjumpback]

Hey !...looka here , yu don't know who yu messin' with.

Gimmie my sausage !

[appache123]

that was reeeealy funny.

[lczag83]

I love this clip. Southerners make it so easy to make fun of them sometimes. And any retard who thinks it's a good idea to have socialized health care tell me why we should be paying for the medical bills for people who eat sausage, t bone steaks and eggs every day for breakfast.

[brward5]

Yeah, based on the voting record for Southern states, we're just begging for government handouts. There are plenty of idiots, douchebags, and yes, even rednecks outside of the South. This guy is hilarious though, real or not.

[santran]

LOL, PLUMP SKOTCH GIRL !!!

[clockworkmike83]

Yeah really, what the fuck is a plump Scotch girl?!? I'd love to see one sometime. In fact I'd love to see the whole Taylor-clan. Probably roll around in a big ass GMC conversion van because it's all that can carry the weight load, that or a schoolbus.

[tributetomark]

Fuck...I wanna eat GD! Lovin' it!

[tangwich1]

haven't laughed that hard in a while

[DrDirtyDean]

Sausage with steak and eggs? It would to be interesting to know what randy taylor's cholesterol levels are.

[clockworkmike83]

Probably leaks out Crisco if someone was to slice him with a knife. His arteries probably look like the grease vats outside of a filthy Hardee's.

[coolone93]

Great job love it!!

[veohumor]

LMAO.

[Dunkelheit420]

Now what does he have against maple sausage? That stuff is delicious! In fact, if they don't have the maple at the store, I just buy a regular package of the Jimmy Dean, put it in a bowl and add real maple syrup to it before patting it out and frying it up. Getting hungry thinking about it now!

[EddyMcK]

..."Fuck i wanna eat goddamnit"

[iamlyingtoyou]

Ok. I live in East Texas and I know guys like this. I'll tell you what I think happened. It's a Saturday morning. The whole family is home. Randy slept a little later than the rest of the family because he drank too much the night before. He comes to the kitchen only to find NO SAUSAGE LEFT! Wife blames JD for cutting down the quantity. He phones the complaint and one of the sons thought it would be funny to tape the conversation. That is why you hear him keep talking after he says goodbye.

[bonzelite]

LOL!! that is brilliant! I love the honesty of his words. But it's totally hilarious.

[ayeplus99]

It's not as "tasty" as yours is but it'll work!!!LMAO, Real American with real issues, god i love this country!!!!

[1andonlyD]

I don't care what anyone says about randy. That dude is one funny sum bitch; and he wasn't even trying to be! I love rednecks! Lil 12oz package, hahahaha!

[HuntinDoorguy]

Give um Hell Randy Im for sure youll get them to make a 16oz. roll again!

[Gman31]

t-bone steak and sausage for breakfast?!?! GOTDAYUM!!

"600 pounds of men"

"geekaroid"

"Fuck it I wanna eat gotdammit"

[avrilsdream]

"Fuck, I'm gonna eat, goddammit." hahahaha. this pig's just going to keep buying it anyway. if he doesn't have enough self control to stop at a normal portion, he doesn't have the self control to boycott JD "Saul-seege."

[dizanirv]

as funny as it is, he reminds me of my customers, im a bank manager, people are selfishly passionate to the point of acting like idiots over 2 things, food and money, i can see him now pulling on his suspenders with a little southern pride ready to throw a right at somebody, lol

[Buckeyecat2002]

I guess Texas is not the "Lone Piece of TWELVE OUNCE Sausage State." Attention real Texas truck drivers, plumbers, carpenters, preachers, oil workers, bus drivers: Stand up and take your sausage back! Why ar'nt the Presidential candidates defending your right to eat as much JD Pure Pork sausage as you damn well please?

[ernieelsrulez]

some old consumer geekaroid thought this s--t up hahaha

[gothsdontcry]

Dang skraight it ain't gonna work.That 12 oz. will not feed 4,5 or 6 peeps.Stop the downsizing and do the right thing for heavens sake.Folks gotta eat,dayum.

[ZiaCombs]

God I wish the south would have won, so they could have thier own stupid fucking country. They're a joke. I'm pretty sure when other countries think of America they think of Randy Taylor, and it's a shame.

[ambelle]

agreed. sadly, randy taylor = america.

[rockyPants4000]

@ZiaCombs that's actually a cool idea. The South could be fighting the illegal immigrant problem all by themselves, and the North could farm Canada all for themselves.

Brilliant plan! I salute you!

[myinternetnam3]

oh my shit

[dizanirv]

randy is apparently a fat arrogant bastard, try a little portion control, its people like him that give america a bad wrap for being obese, a couple of dozen eggs, dude!!! you need to start runnin before your ass has cardiac arrest, a 12 oz roll is essential to you stayin alive, sincerely, your fuckin wake up call

[avrilsdream]

haha right on. god forbid this fat fuck family doesn't get their fix of coronary on a plate by the kilogram. i say make it a 24 oz roll and let these fat fucks kill themselves sooner. i hear JD sausage just takes all the lardasses that kill themselves with food like this and makes new sausage to feed all the other lardasses. this country's image is history.

[ElJoeJuarez]

Funny Sh*t!

Have they ever reply?

[lostintracy]

i have to stop watching this....i'm laughing so hard i'm crying!

[kaos3124]

Well I'm from the south and I sure as hell don't eat a fuckin' t-bone for breakfast, and NEVER would I even think about eating sausage with a t-bone. Two dozen eggs for 4 people (6 eggs each)??????

[flatrascal107]

loved the storyboard, makes it more funny

[Mokurentate]

Jimmy Dean sucks anyway. I like Roger Wood.

[love2Laugh2day]

randy taylor is a big fat ass apparently. BUY A ROLL FOR EACH OF YOU FAT BASTURDS!

[chbran1]

i gotta wonder if the idiot that phoned into Jimmy Dean realizes that his pathetic call is now all over the internet LOL

[hmmbooyow]

They shoulda put a picture of that kid that played Randy on "Home Improvement" in there at the beginning when he says his name.

[BlazeDGO]

This is the funniest non-scripted thing I've ever heard. I don't think this should be a commentary about fat people or Southerners. It is just funny. It was inappropriate for someone from Jimmy Dean to leak it, but still....

[singinglizzie]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen and heard in a long time:)

[staceman32]

your daughter is hot

[tromeokid]

why do you keep posting? who the fuck cares? really... why dont you sit and count how many other people use fat jokes on this post and use your lame comebacks on them?... Jesus Herbert Christ you're annoying..and...fat. but not PHAT...

[cassidyforlife]

also trom do you know what phat means?

p:pretty

h:hot

a:and

t:thick

hence phat so what your calling the dude pretty also thereslike 6 of them and if they all eat 4 thats 2 dozen and at like Ihop they give you 4 eggs

[tromeokid]

Also I don't think you were using it as slang(whose grimace?)

O...K....

Why do i have a strange felling I'm arguing with a 10 year old? Sorry kid... i thought you were capable of going blow for blow...I can see i was mistaken.

Look kid, the man clearly says on the recording that his family eats 2 dozen eggs at a time... thats fat... i was using... never mind

dont you have some Pokemon to collect?

[tromeokid]

BTW, you wouldn't happen to be a little plump Scotch girl would you?

[cassidyforlife]

uh..I am ten-.-

[tromeokid]

when he says "Randy Taylor" you can hear him either adjusting his pants or trying to sit down... he's phat!

[cassidyforlife]

dude..your gay..really... I think he was clearing his throat.

[tromeokid]

cassidyforlife, I'm gay? Wow, how fucking original! besides it's you're not your... If YOU'RE (you are)going to insult someone please don't look like a fool doing so. YOU FAIL!

[cassidyforlife]

lol I know it was original not like making fat jokes isn't also if were correcting eachother Fat is spelled with a F not a Phat. damn rednecks.

[tromeokid]

you DO know there is a difference between spelling correctly and using "slang" in an ironic way don't you? i take it you never made it past shoe tying and nap time at school did you? Look Grimace, im sorry you're a chubby but dont take it out on me.

[cassidyforlife]

lol yeah I'm chubby your a big man huh likes talking crap over the internet lol. Also I don't think you were using it as slang(whose grimace?)

[GonejaDash]

Well versed complaint worthy of reply. Shut up, idiots.

[CamelDrifter]

Why are they idiots? It's humorous to hear a fat ass Texan complain about his sausage. But at the same time it's a legitimate complaint that should be taken seriously by the company.

[daxter2319nav]

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[pistonsman12]

This is Hillorous, i got a women who is little plump!!!!!!!!!

[alainek]

fantastic job on this!!! Made me laugh even harder. :)

[gmanca]

Thanks for the praise!

[mfarris]

Maybe he and his family should go on a diet!!  Fat ass!!

[ernieelsrulez]

Your product is very delicious.

Lol!!!

[scozzd01]

one those geekaroids! hahahaha

[chbran1]

Does anyone think it is possible the reason that this guy has large people in his family would be because he's cooking 24 eggs for 5 or 6 people? Can anyone say HEART ATTACK! Some people dont really think about how stupid some of their arguments are. Maybe when one of this guy's family dies of a heart attack before they are 50 they'll sue Jimmy Dean for being the cause!While he's at it he can sue the chicken producers too! 2 dozen eggs for 6 people?

[rottenapplez]

shut up moron

[rickybobbytalladega]

I am heading to the South tomorrow! Jimmy Dean is first on my list! From what I've heard their products are very deeeelicious!

[zalefski]

yes...we all need the sausage ...as much as possible..because it makes for a good meal with those 2 dozen eggs and staek damit!!!!!!!

[danielrudy]

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

"a couple of dozen eggs" haha...holy shit!

[jayvola]

Thumbs up! The photos you selected are hilarious! This guy really needs a life. Oh well, he put a smile on my face.

[gmanca]

Thanks, I appreciate it!

Yeah, he made me laugh with how he said "delicious!"