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  • hey who turned out the lights

  • 1:13 well that was fucking metal.

  • I want that second robot! :D

    so, when I ask it for a glass of water it pulls out his helmet and fall dead. :D

  • I would buy that for a dollar.

  • That woman's makeup and hair probably costs more than the bots they produce.

  • WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO TEST WITH LIVE AMMO???????

  • @1:13 is funny

  • i lolled so much for these

  • I guess we can say these 'prototypes' enjoy being involved in...suicide missions. I'm sure the...casualties will be less of a concern for these Termina...I mean, RoboCops.

  • Dear reader,

    I have been lied into war against innocent people in Afghanistan and Iraq, because of that innocent people are dead completely unrelated to 9/11 and my country, Denmark, has now become a terrorist target. Until America fixes these things, admits their guilt and brings the guilty to justice, who ordered mass murder, I refuse to buy any product that makes use of American labor

    Thank you for your kind patience .

  • @jesperbech fuck you danish asshole. first learn being respectful to other religions. your danish people draw disrespectful figures of muslim prophet. fucking scandinavian idiots. i hate sweden denmark and norway and the arrogant assholes living on them

  • @karewire Incorrect, a washed-up journalist working for a newspaper had those drawings made, because he was less something insightful to say. We have ONE ignorant reporter over here, you have a NATION of war-mongers, gun-nuts, oil-greedy, arrogant 'Civilians'. Get your sense of scale right before making such statements or you only make yourself look Re-tarded

  • @karewire Also, as a Dane, I want to apologize, for those drawings, I actually saw them the first morning they were in print and I was personally disgusted by them, and thought the " journalist " was an ignorant turd that should not be allowed an audience. But as you know, once those drawings were out I had no way of stopping them, I got them AFTER they were printed, making it too late for me to act on. Everyone except the journalist and maybe his editor got it after it was done

  • @karewire I Have the deepest respect for other religions, I have studied buddhism and both protestant and catholic christianity, I also read a bit in the Ko'ran and know the Prophet Mohammed (bbhn) is a role-model and a genuine inspiration. I want to apoligize, in the fullest way possible. Please understand it was a journalist working on his own, separate from anyone's opinion, except maybe one editor, who did it, not our Nation or our government, they NEVER would have x-((

  • @karewire Wow I'm sorry I thought you were an American being sarcastic and manipulating, that is why I said those harsh words, they were directed at Ameircans

  • @karewire He doesn't deserve respect and neither do you.

    jesperbech, stop apologizing to this twat.

  • @Takeshi357 fuck off you son of a bitch

  • @karewire You mad?

  • @jesperbech It should be easy to avoid American made products, since we don't manufacture anything over here anymore. Cheers.

  • Emo-Borgs!

    Coming to NBC this fall!

  • lol, why give live rounds to prototype being tested lol

  • THUMBS UP FOR ROBOT AT 1:14 xDDDDDDD

  • at 0:50 the guy whimpers watching the replay of him getting shot and at 1:05 the guy who got shot now wears a sling.

  • @DaStayPuftFluff omg i never noticed this before!

  • that was a 19 million dollar facepalm

  • @jmm1233 ninety million

  • The first one looks like a SBD (Super Battle Droid)

  • @Batangero why they took him armed weapon?

  • I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • 1:05 funny shit xD

  • at the beginning you hear "inty million dollars"

  • 1:12 That scene scared the hell out of me when I saw it as a kid

  • just use ED - 209?

  • I say just get an actual cop hooked on that red shit and then you've got your new robocop!

  • Why did they show them the blooper reel?

  • They never asked for this.

  • works better than the cops in my area

  • what a bunch of suicides! XD

  • $90,000,000 face palm!

  • well shit happens if u put the brain of a crackhead in a robobody,

    detroit is so fucked up : ( its a damn shame

  • "90 millions" funny tone

  • "90 Million..."

  • the second prototype is the best

  • Weren't those two guys in Twin Peaks?

  • 0:22 "in every way an improvement over the original"

    ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? those pieces of shit were "improved" version of the original? I think the failure are they, not the junks they made.

  • EXCELLENT! Begin mass deployment NOW!!!

  • Belinda Bauer is sooooo hot

  • Super Battle Droid (Star Wars)?

  • this is so funny!

  • It´s so hilarious the reaction of the old in 1:17, hahahahahahaha

  • @radk88 Ultimate Face-palm!

  • what was wrong with the first one ?

  • @HappyGuy00000 well would you be pissed if you woke one day & found you'd been turned into that fucking thing?

  • @akwalek ugh nvm

  • @akwalek That i had be turned into a robot, with inpenetrable platings and extensive firearm power?

    Yeah... i would be so fucking pissed... xD

  • 0:42 i think he activated the A.C.A.B. Mode :D

  • 1:15 "...why...why was I programmed to feel pain?"

  • THE REAL ROBOCOP WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF THEM, AT THE SAME TIME, WITH ONE HAND, AND WITH ONE HIT EACH! LOL

  • same results when barack obama uses taxpayer dollars to fund corporations' 'green' projects (solyndra, GE, GM)

  • Actually they did mention it after this scene, that the cops used for the 2.0s had problems, emotional, stress, personal, psychological stuff not suitable to the robocop program, whereas Murphy despite his own personal issues, it was his "devotion to duty" service, protecting, etc that kept him better off mentally than the 2.0s, who in many ways were worse than the Robo Cain, because Robo Cain didn't go on a killing rampage immediately, not until ordered.

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  • @djohnson87 You got a point, but still, they show they do need to pic candidates alot more carefully for sure. I loved this films, and the Terminator movies, back before T3. My friends and I used to play something like that, a kind crossover kid play, where I was a T-101, but formerly a cop, where my memory was transferred to the machine body's cyberbrain, & that switch in the chip used to give it free thought in T2, was OCP's way to control me like what Lazarus smashed in R3. [We were kids].

  • @WystenDraco yeah we played aliens, terminator, robocop and all sorts of stuff when me and my friends were kids. when we didn't have toy guns we used sticks (where the limbs would stick out like a gun handle). Good times.

  • @djohnson87 same here, we used to use sticks of various kinds, mine had a basic shape to a pistol grip combat shotgun like the one Hicks used in Aliens or a standard grenade launcher like what Terminitar used in T2 after spraying the cops' cars with the minigun. We used to staffs or old poolsticks as Smart Guns from Aliensw, or planks of wood for miniguns, etc. I even had some metal ended pool sticks, one of which was cobalt blue I broke off to use as my lightsaber when we played Star Wars.

  • It's been a while since I saw this movie. Did they ever approach the issue of *why* Murphy came out of the other side alright, as opposed to the 2.0s? Or did they just gloss over it?

  • Why the hell should that machine be programmed to rip his own fucking head off?

  • @SnoopysOtherBird

    I think an amount of pain he may have felt, psychological trauma, maybe self realization and finding out that he was human before and was no longer human but an abomination (they made sure to erase the first Robocop's memory) or all 3 combined to convince them that they would prefer to die as soon as they were given a chance to move rather than live as metal freaks.

  • umm i wasn't planning on sleepin tonight

  • Thumbs Way Up For The Second Prototype.

  • 1:15, ahahahahahah

  • The original RoboCop prototype is the best

  • That second ones creeps me out every time. It always looks like they put rods in his eyes or something. Either way, pretty disturbing scene from this movie. Loved the movie though, so much fun.

  • u know these where half human. the human part in both looked like he was suffering soo bad that this is just the worst thing ever. feel me fans, cuz toucher sucks i rather b dead than be these two humans suffering with ya thats why they killed them selves ok i get it.

  • 1:14 is spinal from killer instinct

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  • 0:51 God that robot had some demons huh.

  • I thought there was more.

  • 1:15-I've had days like that

  • this scene doens't make sense - why would you make a video presentation of failures? the original worked because it was a live presentation

  • @ryanbrownnew the old man probably demanded it. I wonder how they spent 90 Mil though...

  • @djohnson87 45 mil to the scientist's families... 44 mil on the ammo... 1 mil on actual development...

    Considering the results that's about right.

  • @ryanbrownnew so was ed 209 we all know how that turned out :)

  • @ryanbrownnew No, because Murphy was not dead. These failed attempts at a "better RoboCop" were very different from the original. The programing is off or wrong and therefore the original person's mind becomes aware and knows what it is and they go crazy. This is similar to Marvel Comic's Super Soldier Program. The very first experiment, sometimes referred to as "Weapon 1", was most successful because it was Capt. America. Wolverine was "Weapon X", interrelated to the SS Program, and was not.

  • @ryanbrownnew Therefore, RoboCop, Murphy, was the best and most successful experiment for this program. Even RoboCop 2 - Cain, was a failure because they used the mind of a drag addict, crime lord, psychopath.

    Murphy had no issues. He's only struggling with his memories of his past human life, because of his wife and kid he had left when he "died" and became RoboCop.

  • @ryanbrownnew by worked do you mean murdered an OCP employee?

  • @ryanbrownnew Maybe they were rehearsing for the real reveal.

  • robots with emonational problems

  • @Devilsnightclown : No Sir, not robots! Cyborgs!

  • 1:15 mfw EA releases BF3 only on origin.

  • @DornDaniel i see what you did there! you deserved my thumb up

  • lol this scene is pritty funny XD

  • I love the second prototype.

  • BEHAVE YOURSELVES!!!!

  • fail

  • i don't remember this scene...

  • @McdonaldSpecial it's from Robocop II, not Robocop. Other than this and the end fight scene, the movie's pretty lame.

  • ROFL!!! LMAO!!!

  • Give me 100 of the first prototype

  • i love how the first one shot whoever was around then committed suicide, and how the second one comes out and flat out commits suicide. fucking FAIL.....

  • Best *Facepalm* ever?

  • lmao when the second one rips its face off.

    That scream has been stuck in my head for 10 years. Love it!

  • You'd think that after Ed-209 they'd stop loading their prototypes with live ammunition

  • @shrike993 It's Paul Verhoeven, the only universe where blanks don't exist.

  • the guy who got shot in the arm whimpers while watching the replay at 0:50, never noticed that before

  • I always thought that Robocop was more the story of Johnson. In Robocop, he was the naive executive who thought he could stay above the fray and not wallow in the corruption. In Robocop 2, he was still that naive executive who still fought all the BS but in the end he succumbed to it. In Robocop 3, he had completely fallen to the Dark Side.

  • Shoulda done it in 2008

    Would have gotten a $700 billion bailout

  • runring on windows vista I see.

  • lol at the second one "pulls of helmet" ahhhhhh "falls over and dies" fail

  • i saw this movie when it was in theaters (gimmie a break, i was just a kid) and i thought there were 6-7 robocop 2.0's that farted out. i guess it was only 2. anyway, if they're serious, why didn't they just carbon-copy the one that worked? why try to reinvent the wheel?

  • @dogfight156 because they wanted to ADVANCE the tech. sure they could just make the same set up again, but it still had some flaws. Still required a heart, digestive tract, etc. With all that it still had to eat. With Cain they got rid of those organs, but only kept the brain. Sure he went crazy when he didn't get his drugs, but if they had gone with someone more stable then they would have had a highly advance war machine, and not just a beat cop.

  • @dogfight156 They varied the designs but the process was still the same. The female doctor explained that it was Murphy's sense of honor and duty that kept him from going bonkers like the newer models did. The cops they used to make the Robocop 2.0s couldn't handle what had been done to them. They went with Cain because the same doctor claimed that a drug addict with a God complex would take being converted into a cyborg easier and would be easier to control via the drugs.

  • @Fbueller129 drugs would be usless with out a human body though!

  • @rainxxxx Drugs affect the brain by screwing with the pleasure centers. All the Robocops, including Murphy, had either parts or the entirety of their brains implanted into the mechanical bodies. All they had to do with Cain was install a system that delivered Nuke to his implanted brain. Because he was addicted, he'd do anything to get his fix.

  • @Fbueller129 i knew the brain plays a part with drugs but i thought with out a human body, there wouldnt be much need!

  • @rainxxxx Addiction happens when the brain craves a substance (nicotine, cocaine, heroin, etc.) because it has gotten so used to the effects of that substance (hormone rush which causes pleasure) and it has in a way rewired how the brain functions. Take that substance away, the brain starts to crave that rush of pleasure. In Cain's case his body is gone but the brain is still functioning as if it were still attached to his body, experiencing the pain of withdrawal.

  • @Fbueller129 what if a man was castrated, would he get withdrawals from sex still?

  • @rainxxxx You can't have withdrawals from sex unless you are having it 24/7 for weeks at a time I suppose. The release of hormones and stimulation of the pleasure centers of the brain involved with sex are naturally induced and not caused by a continual use of a foreign chemical that has the added effect of screwing with your brain chemistry. Castrating someone would just eliminate the hormones that stimulate those particular pleasure centers.

  • @rainxxxx

    Castration reduces sexual desire a lot.

    Here in Czech republic we used to castrate sexual deviants as a part of punishment

    ,but it is considered inhuman now.

    I still think that is better be without balls than be on your sexual offenders list.

  • @JKOT05 death would be fairer

  • Terrible film but that scene was quite funny.

  • Epic Facepalm LMAO 90 million

  • like the x box 360 the prototype was a real fucking shit !! , stupid Mr. Gates chinga su madre cabron !!

  • lol

  • Not robots! Cyborgs! Cybernetic organisms!

    Heh. That line rings a bell. I believe that was Michael Bein's line from the Terminator.

  • our tax money at work at 0:39 and 1:36

  • State of the art destructive qualities, and stop or i will shoot and someone tell her she can't take off her helmet!! in-deed destructive .

  • 1st one looks like a space marine dreadnought

  • What's scarier... OCP or Halliburton...

  • How bout GE?

  • @wolfengheist Yeah, them too. And McDonnell Douglass!

  • Obvious green screen is obvious.

  • Ha ha ha, it looks like OCP is still using real ammo during tests :) They did't learn anything from the ED 209 vs Mr Kinney accident in

  • @FlexM1986 thats the best thing ive heard in a while !

  • that's some funny shit !!!!

  • Man...those things were fucking horrible lol

  • straight youtube poop without edit the video, lol!!

  • The second prototype 1:05 is an homage to Robocop's inspiration, ROM, Spaceknight. Except ROM never killed himself.

  • @DoctorGenome why did it kill itself?

  • @xDaNiEldrummerx Probably wanted to get some fresh air.

  • very funny hauahauahaua

    good times

  • Damn, after the first incident, I wouldn't hang around for the intro to the second.

  • I love that Robocops were never afraid to show women getting killed. Now it's only men who do the dying.

  • robocop 2s running on windows vista

  • Epic face palm 1:15

  • haha why is their a hubcap wheel sound

  • Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaahhahahaahahahahaahahahahaa­haha!

    That's was really quite funny XD

  • @187SicknesS There were, but the T-800, T-1000, battle droids, and Darth Vader were all successful!

  • Who wouldn't want to be a robot cop?

  • The best part is at 0:54

    I don't know why, but the lights going on after it dies just cracks me right up. And yes, I DO think it was dumb to give it live ammo.

  • I love how everyone sits around doing nothing when the 1st robot kills two people and then itself, they just sit about casually like nothing happened like ah well that didn't work bring out the next one lmao.

  • should have had more prototypes in this movie.

  • @187SicknesS Instead of Robocop 3 (which was so bad I think it gave me mud butt), they should've just had 2 hours of failed prototypes... I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • The First one reminds me of a Battle Droid from Star Wars.

  • Lmao at the suicidal robot

  • So after the first one shot 2 scientists then killed himself they said, ah fuck it lets let the second one out. Brilliant.

  • hmm each RoboCop has a horrid scene

    part 1-the Toxic waste

    part 2-Robocop 2.0 prtotypes

    part 3-The entire movie

  • @SuperPrinnyDood How is this a 'horrid' scene like the toxic waste guy?

  • @Oscy

    because

    the 1st one went mad and killed himself

    and the second one pulled his head off

  • @SuperPrinnyDood Yes, it was a comedy scene.

  • @Oscy

    it seemed horrid as a kid

    but now ya

    it is funny

  • @SuperPrinnyDood If by horrid you mean hilarious, yes!

  • @SuperPrinnyDood surely when Murphy gets shot counts lol

  • @Immortal4Aday

    oh yah, good 1

  • why did they load him with real bullets.. fucking stupid i say lol.

  • These Robocop 2 prototypes used a Mac OS.

  • @KingofSkullkid452 You've got to realize that the "Robocop" universe is one where gross stupidity and incompetence are the rule in high places, and it's only among the rank-and-file police and ordinary citizens that you'll find any common sense. It is a parody of the political/corporate idiocy we see so often in the real world. (As such, in the "Robocop" world one would EXPECT to see things like live ammo being given to an insane experimental cyborg, vats of toxic waste left unattended, ect.)

  • After so many years, 1:15 still has me laughing

  • After all these years, 1:15 still makes me laugh. If they want to stop crime, send that bot to a spot, take off the helmet, every criminal will die from laughter

  • They threw in a lot of dark humor to offset the violence. It is tradition nowadays for people to edit a movie just enough to get a PG-13 down from an R. I hear the original cut was so graphic that they had to edit out just enough to get an R down from an NC-17 (or X back then.)

  • YT comments FAIL - hardly any talk of Belinda Bauer !!! damn she's....

  • @vegunited06 Uh huh. Yes she IS. MM.

  • Damn,imagine what Cain's gang would have done to that 2nd prototype.

  • It's not a glitch. They just showed him Robocop 3.

  • at least the black guy didnt get shot