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  • What would a guy do if they took a girl home and discovered she had one of these on? Honestly, I'd be weirded out.

  • I'm a girl and I found this so god damn funny xD my boyfriend would agree that it's a boner killer x)

  • COMING SOON TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!! CAMEL TOE KEVLAR BULLETPROOF MERKINS AS CURTAINs ! GET ONE TODAY !

    franchies are avaiable and will include prayer rugs witha built in compass pointing east, and burkhas in any clr, as long as it's black

  • hilarious!!!!

    

  • Woopdy fucking do XD!

  • You people are sick this is horrible what kind of video is this women should be allowd to feel comfy

  • @aberuth1 Look up the term parody and unclench your anus.

  • @aberuth1 Yah because they bought shirts so low in the neck they almost look like jackets, to feel comfortable. Lets be honest this product is for fat or pregnant chicks whose cleavage is repulsive.

  • @bizzybeast Pregnant cleavage is glorious. Fat cleavage isn't all bad either. You sir, are no real appreciator of breasts.

  • Really it's a boner killing tit-kercheif.

  • Right now, this guy has an office boner. Rofl!!!

  • Karkat what are you doing voicing commercials?

  • This should be ment for guys Are your girlfriend going to a party with lots and lots of other guys who'll stare at her boobs - get her a boobapron

  • rof

  • Hilarious!

    

  • Breast wedgie XD

    Nice white wine..dick! XD PMSL

  • who gives a shit who brought you here,shut up already thump sluts!

  • wish billy mays was doing this

  • I'd buy one...

  • what sick bastard invented this?

  • Was funny until the fag comment....then that killed it....too bad.

  • I'm ordering mine right now.... can't wait!

  • @Ellamental66 bitch get back in the kitchen!

  • @Lycon721995 oh dear... someone doesn't get sarcasm !!! LOL

  • @Ellamental66 srry bout that can't tell when someones being sarcastic in comments without quotations.

  • With these, maybe a guy can learn to look in a girls eyes, and maybe even get a girlfriend! Wow!

  • too fucking funny it's the white wine dick head again FAG! gets me every time :D

  • If only guys learned how to talk to MY FACE not to my boobs.

  • Dick -.- fukin white June boner killing jackass

  • BOOBIES

  • "Made by slave children overseas." LOL!!! That made me laugh so hard!

  • This is worse than SOPA

  • Dude who made it was prolly gay

  • the "whoopdee-fucking-doo" gets me every time xD

  • Agreed

  • its the boner killing titkerchif

  • Actually, there is one worse product than this...! It's a special made bra that stops boobs from jiggling, moving, bouncing and everything else, even when running.

    The guy who made that, though, was beat up right after he announced it to the public.

  • >:o So many Homestucks!!!

  • Karkat, face the facts. John will never stop wearing a boob apron no matter how many times you rant about them.

  • Woopdy fuckin' doo.

  • Man this is totally Karkat. Headcanon right here.

  • @EsoomSpark tumblrer, i see. :3

  • Man this is totally Karkat. Headcanon right here.

  • @TDKBallistic I think it is Karkles.

  • Karkat, is that you?

  • @TDLBallistic It must be Karkat.

    It just HAS to.

  • @TDLBallistic i love you xD

  • this kind of makes me throw up in my mouth. there's being comfortable in showing cleavage when you want to, and then there's some guy's entitlement issues about being able to see a woman's breasts.

  • @seldomMendacious

    this tbh. i can see the humor (i mean it IS a pretty ridiculous product) but the sense of entitlement behind it is just... yuck.

  • Theres another funnier one.

  • I have always hated that white wine dickhead!

  • This is so weird with this Snowflake-Thing

    

  • LOL

  • I'm a girl and i thought this was funny and true. I love showing my tits off. I'm not a skank or a slut, I'm just secure in my femininity as it were.

  • Lol

  • 0:22

    

  • BITCH IF YOU DONT WANT ME CHECKING OUT YOUR TITS, DON'T WEAR LOW CUT SHIRTS.

  • True though. Why the Hell DO girls get all offended when people stare at their chests when wearing really low cut shirts? What the fuck do you expect??

  • I find it hilarious that women wear low cut shirts that put the cleavage on display, then get upset when you look at it.

  • @IbnFawzi I know, right?

  • actually some shirt are just too fucking revealing and not every girl wants to everyone to see her friggin boobs

  • @BigLoveForRock ...if a shirt is too revealing then why would they wear it?

  • @BigLoveForRock So we where the revealing shirt and jam a paper towel in the exposed area. Nice:/

  • My face hurts from laughing so hard, that was amazing... "Mouthwash that gives you poison Ivy" omfg....

  • This is the worst invention ever:/

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  • @VerendumProductions Actually it's a real product, guy. Look it up.

  • Lmfao I laughed the entire time! XD

  • Love it!

  • This shit is awesome and full of truth.

  • Did imgur bring you here?

  • Hilarious!!!

    

  • I'm a feminist and I find this hilarious.

  • LMAO

    

  • I have to admit I laughed out loud on that one, heh!

  • @ElianysA Nobody cares

  • @ElianysA josh smoshsfield about to be a internet celeb now haha

  • 'Whooptie fucking doo!' haahahaha classic

  • or french fries with herpies.. HAAAHAHAA i cant stop laughing

  • Notice almost every single one of them would have no cleavage showing anyways? I mean look where there shirts are (up high) and how small their boobs are.

  • I fell of my seat. Sooooooo funny. This is gold.

  • this is sooo funnyyyyy

  • I love this :)

  • This guy has no idea what he's talking about:

    Office Boners are the WORST.

    Unless you're in Management there's nothing you can do about them.

  • @Siubej You can sit down and think about Michelle Obama, and that boner will be gone in sixty seconds. If not, then you're gay, so think of Heather Locklear and you'll be fine in no time.

  • "nice white wine!" dick!!!!! lol

  • LOL!!!!!! Agreed.

  • @cupcakesprinkles3 wwwaaa im sad about stuff wwwaaaa

  • Woopty fuckin do!!!!! Haha this hilarious

  • Hey... Cupcakesprinkles... Eat a dick, it's called comedy u bitch

  • LMFAO, now u support slavery hahah

  • Its not your body.. dont tell other people what to wear, if they wanna cover up who cares, its not your business.

  • @cupcakesprinkles3 - Get a clue. Then get a life.

  • This beat hits hard

  • THE INVENTOR WAS A FAGGOT.

  • worst fucking invention ever

  • Never wearin one of those i love showin my boobs off hahaha

  • 368 people are white wine dickheads

  • Woopdy fucking doo!

  • itz been a while since ive been able to laugh hard

  • "Hey look, its the white wine dickhead again"

  • "titkerchief"...priceless.

  • By the minute mark I lost it!!!!!!

    SO FUCKING GOOD!

  • Lol yeap im nor wearing one of thoseee

  • Maybe this was the inventors idea:

    "Look, I love boobs, you love boobs, but some uptight bitches don't want to show them off. So I invented this piece of shit. Yes, you hate it. But now I'm rich...and surrounded by chicks with big tits all the time. Suckers."

  • omfg lmfao xD

    "boob apron, worst fucking invention ever."

  • WHAT THE FUCK. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA LOOK AT IN CLASS. THE WHITEBOARD, THE LESSON PLAN. I DON'T FUCKIN THINK SO!!!

  • Whope de fucking do

  • "Wouldn't this fake job be better if these girls could see eachothers cleavage... and kiss?" Random-funnyness x'D

  • I have a great idea for you to do South Park narrator :D !! You should go out in public with only a jock strap, to show off your man-bags to excite depressed women (" Same logic, right?

  • I is female and I agree :/ SHOW OF YOUR FUNBAGS, LADIES IT PICKS UP GUYS :D (and chicks..hurr)

  • The narrator sounds like Quagmire from the family guy "giggity' :))

  • @halofan303 If you're under 20, then... you don't know what you're saying >:D ! You're just in your confused-stage like all teens :P If you're over 20, then... you must be a ped**i*e D:< !!

  • @halofan303 Lol, the guy sounded serious enough through the video, also making the parody more funny... the extra f-words at the end made it sound a bit violent >.> Are you saying you're under 20?

  • "nice white wine... dick"  LMAO!!!

  • WOOPTYFUCKINGDO :D!!!

  • ... like the guy's being more serious than funny. Like he's a lunatic or something ._.

  • @popaleechee its called being a MAN

    and a BLUE BALLED MAN. at that. i mean what purpose is there to live awn if there's no boobs?

    and don't do the whole relationship deal, that only works when your YOUNG ENOUGH!!!

    really, when you work in a office, and your single, and past 20's...

    cleavage is your best friend.

    ....

    your a girl aren't you? it can only explain why. -or your gay....OR BOTH!!!!-

  • a fair note to my previous comment, i am not 20 or work in an office. its just something i generally hear from those kinds of people.

  • The extra f cuss-words kinda make the video seem a little more serious :/

  • Boob apren messed up the the things I love the most in this world

  • i love my boob apron

  • i think i laughed for 10 minutes AFTER this finished. Im surprised that there arent more than 3 million views.

  • My dreams.... Are lost forever.....

  • Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Proven science that looking at boobs increases the lifespan of the male by giving them something positive to think about, taking their mind off depression or stressfull things that shorten lifespan.

  • It's all we have to look forward too!!

  • Lmao !! -_- Dream Robber :"D

  • As a woman this offends me i have big boobs and if i choose to show them off why would i cover them with a handkerchiff!! when i see a woman wearing and undershirt i think why have you ruined my day you baaastard! you sir are my hero today!

  • My Mom bought my sister some as a 'not so subtle' hint. However, she says they suck and fold up a lot at the bottom. :p

  • Ill bet you all the people who like this video are boys...

  • "Regardless of what fucking color these dream robbers come in!"

  • TitKerchief ROFL!!!

  • 357 people are flat chested.

  • how did 357 people dislike this?

  • This has convinced me to never wear under shirts again.

  • @MultiARoth You're a saint. 

  • Thumbs up if you want girls to rally and boycott boob aprons topless (no personal interest included of course)

  • TFF!!!!!

  • Hahhahaha lol LMFAO

  • "Or French Fries with Herpies" cx Gonna be my new catch-phrase c:

  • Amazing video

  • it would be a lot better if the language was more clean. just ruined the whole video

  • @FultonJoshua55 Uh oh, Granny alert.

  • Im a girl...but this is sooooo fucking true!!!! hahahahhaha

  • @emmafalk good photo girl thats the way cleavage should be :3

  • ???

  • "Oh look its the white wine dickhead again... FAG." LOOOL

  • OH GOD, BREAST WEDGIE!!!!!! Can't bretheeeeeeeee!

  • thats hilariouse

  • THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME, GREAT JOB !!! AGAIN WE WANT MORE

  • Sooooo funny!

  • Boner killing boobkerchief....best description ever.

  • @bionicRod It's actually "Boner Killing Titkerchief" Not Boobkerchief.

  • @bionicRod

    he says "boner killing titkerchief" :)

  • @bionicRod *titkerchief XD

  • lol wow....

  • why does this sound like fitzy from townie news?

  • Respond to this video...  LMFAO

  • "Oh, Look its to white wine dick head again!, FAG" "Blue Ballers" LOL

  • "regardless of what fucking color this dream robber comes in" LMFAO! holy shit this video had me in tears

  • Pmsl

  • Actually tits are pretty disgusting things to look at, it's just the grass is greener for those who can't get any LOL

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  • @SovereignStatesman "Actually tits are pretty disgusting things to look at" --- just how gay are you?

  • hey im a brah i huge your girls boobs all day you jelly?

  • "some quote from the video we just watched."

  • Lololololololololololololololo­lllloloololololollllololololoo­lololol

  • ROFLMAO!!

  • lmfao

  • Because men are entitled to look at boobs AMIRITE???

  • Roflroflrofl

  • Lmaoo

  • I lol everytime i hear.... BOOB APRON

  • O look its the wite wine dickhead again

    Fag

    WHOOp DEE FUCKIN DOO

  • This is okay, but Jaboody Dubs is better.

  • BOOOOOOBS

  • Being a guy ain't easy, with all those impairments for us to enjoy life :D

  • whoopdee fucking DOO!