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  • Name of second Song?

  • lmao tactical nuke xD

  • n0 hez n0} fkn the cone the Kone is fkn him lol GT Fd cay? lol

  • i love the intro song. sang it at school in french

  • What is the song at 0:58 ???

  • i remember watching this way back, way back when i was still waiting for DEUS EX MACHINA to finish, this show probably stopped me from killing myself :)

  • whats the song at 0:30 ?

  • Sniper2477 used to work with Digital Ph33r. I played a game with him before when I joined soFallenfilms game in Halo 3.

  • O god conme se#

  • after the fucking cone sex good song but the rest sucks balls

  • Charles Trenet! Probably best known these days for the South Australian wine ad.

  • La mer, qu'on vois danserrrrrrrrrrr ^^

  • the only part i actaully understood was whenhe made fun of britney spears

  • All hands! Haul together!

    Hoist the colors high!

    Heave ho!

    Thief and beggar...

    NEVER SAY WE DIE!

  • im looking for clan peeps gt is BlindJaCK aTTack this send me

  • ha ill call u later

  • what.... that siren is from crysis wars

  • it reminds me of the nuke from WM2

  • ? omg

  • this sucked so baly its not evn funny

  • why does it always have to come to a comparrison?

  • ...

  • "Yeah, Digital Ph33r's is better."

    Oh yea, I just love videos that fallow the plot of spider-man and never have the final part uploaded. =D

  • the spider man thing was made by guitarmasterx7 -___-

  • @epicmuffins

    you do realise jon cjg was friends with this guy so it has to be decent.

  • He never gave out the last part because GuitarMasterX7 directed a fake. And the protagonist of that machinima died as a joke in another a DigitalPh33r's Machinimas. I don't remember the name of the Machinima, but I remember the plot. And yes, it was a rip-off of spiderman.

  • @epicmuffins Jon CJG hated Deus Ex himself.

    He didn't want to put the time into the Finale :D

  • this is so good cause its so random lol

  • whats the third song cos thats awesome

  • pirates of the carribean wtf

  • Hard to understand but then again, as said in description, only time may tell

  • its so friggin random haha xD

  • cool

  • so yaii im getting my first Xbox soon :P..Already found me a Tag name..anyway wich of the halo 3 games are best..there is so many kind

  • get halo 3,halo ODST is coming out sometime in the futher later date get halo 3 and xbox live

  • awesome

  • I don't really get the series but whatever its cool

  • i think the flashing light at the begining gave me epilipsy.......no offense

  • lameng! haha i heard that song from mr beans holiday!

    good times gooooood times

  • And it will still be the same, just 10,000 people will hate you

  • 50,000 veiw

  • 1:15 i like that one

  • Lol wtf was with the humping the cone?/

  • if im not mistaken.. thats a transformers soundtrack?

  • well its not in your description but it kinda sounds like it. lol. sry bout my blurrness

  • hell no it`s pirates of the carribeian

  • *headbob* do it

  • what is the plot......

  • How do u close the doors on standoff?

  • i think they reversed that clip

  • cool

  • awesome. the ending was beast

  • omg he raped the cone, coned the cone, used the cone, had the cone put in a dangerous position.

  • ...I coned your mom

  • that is not right when he fucks the traffic cone but funny

  • Go pirates music!

  • Awesome :D 5/5

  • lol that remindes me bout night at the roxbury

  • im that guy lol

    gametarg: MarathonManJ

    no shit!!!

  • 2:07 splinter cells alarm hes there!!!

  • lol whyed he fuck a traffic cone ?D

  • this place is going down just like brittney spears carreer lol

  • when i saw the start i instantly thought "this is aweful" but the way it was finished off was great, cant wait to see the next episode

  • the alarm is from perfect dark for N64 im pretty damn sure

  • well im pretty sure its from Splinter Cell, compare it

  • heh nope. i just tried the game, that's the alarm. it sounds alot like splinter cell one however. but it's definatley from perfect dark.

  • huh lol, that alarm from 2:03 is from Splinter Cell xD

  • I thought it was half life 2.

  • uh i dont get it lol

  • lol he is fucking the cone

  • no he is t-baging the cone if you don't play halo don't watch halo machinimas

  • do u even know what tpbagging is? there pretty similar

  • yes it is when you cinda fucking the dead body or someting likes work to t-bag on xD

  • @jampier12344321 no shit sherlock

  • lol this was added on my birth-day

  • Lol pirates of the carribean at the end

  • ummmmm, yeah every1 else's comments pretty much sum this up, sorry, but, 1/5 stars/fai1

  • some 9-year-old trying to make a machinima and disguise his voice by turning the pitch WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy to low......epic FAIL.

  • ummmm...fail

  • little is known eh... yeah... very little. in fact i didnt even catch on that he was a security guard. buddy, start simple, don't confuse everyone. This was lame.

  • Uhhhhh was he just trying to fuck the cone?

  • I dont get it, wats the plot? Hell is ther a story line at all?! Look Im not a critasis (or whatever) but this is pretty lame.

  • Ok, this is the worst serious-comedy machinima ever...

  • is that alarm from the original splinter cell games?

  • Don't do this. It doesn't happen. I saw this six months ago and I'm still typing. So don't repost this crap.

  • WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SHITTY SONG THAT GOES:

    Baby, don't hurt me

    Don't hurt me

    ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That would be What is Love from the movie Night at the Rocksberry I believe the movie is tittled.

  • What is Love - Haddaway

  • What Is Love

  • funny?...

  • made no sence

  • bull crap your mom made no sence

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • ummm nt digging the cone love....

  • BOOO! What did that have to do with Marathon? Absolutely nothing!

  • the fucking armor, dumbshit

  • its the armor

  • WHATS UR GT ??????????

  • i loved it

  • apparently love is a cone. very funny tho

  • how sad the door closes then opens then closes again

  • whats the song called when hes done banging the cone

  • "What is Love" By Haddaway

    One of the more popular songs on the internet lately

  • how did you close the door?

  • i know now...

  • he rewinded the film

  • He didn;t he rewound it

  • What's that I hear? The Splinter Cell alarms?

    :D

  • this video...i dont get it at all.. "radiotion waves will catch up and kill him" he turns into a poweranger and calls himself marathon man without wearing the marathon armor. i am seriously confused..but other than that it was a pretty good vid 4/5

  • how do u open but then close it again? i thought the switch can only open the gates but not close it

  • slowly rewind the video clip. you. noob.

  • ahahahahahaaaa no no you dumbass, see you put it on your computer, and then you use whatever video editing system you have on your computer to rewind the video, you cant do shit just on the xbox. you. noob. so it goes, xbox-capture card-computer editing system (which is what you use to rewind the clip) NOOB. (trust me ive done it before)

  • he recorded when he opend the door then he made it so it went backwards when he was making the movie on his computer ADURRRR

  • ya, i don't get it either...

  • that traffic cone thing is really fucked up :S

  • where can i get that alarm noise?

  • i think its the alarm from the Half Life series

  • hehehe the dorr killed me closing epicly slowly.....opens....completly closes. XD pure gold.

  • lol baby dont hurt me "Why hello ther" "aw aw ah ah ah thank u ill call u later

  • lol, i remember when this guy released this on the digitalph33r forums.

  • God damnit what was that in the beginning!?

  • good but it was lacking alot but 5 thumbs up for the door thing lol :P

  • ahhh i don't get it

  • lol the traffic cone, 5/5 man.

  • cool video, but what map is that?

  • STandoff

  • this is an awesome achinima, 5/5, and pirates theme rules!

  • was the traffic cone really necessary? come on how old are you? 0/5

  • errrrrrrm why was he raping a traffic cone? lololooolol

  • ur all nuts, its not a damn nuke, it was a radioactive pole. OOOOOOOOOOOk i just realised how wromg that sounds

  • KEEP THE STRIPPERS AWAY! :P

  • lol gd 1!!!!!! xD

  • that was pretty good for a first one

    but yea make his voice a lil bit more understandible :)

    what was the ending son at the credits called?

  • not half bad

    i would say 3/4

  • funny. the music, britney spears, fucking FUNNY

  • Wait, so let me get this straight, the base was nuked, the doors to the bomb shelter were closed on the guy, and then he transformed?!

    Sweet.

  • no i dont think it was a nuke but something radioactive

  • so for the sake of nukes being radioactive and explody too it was a nuke.

  • unless u even know how a nuke works u should shut the fuck up

  • why?

  • make the main characters voice more understandable, but instead very cool

  • Oh Shit this going down like Britney's Spears career! LOLOL XD

  • What's the song list for this?

  • *door closes*

    oh shit...im fucked

    lol 5/5

  • finally Machinima uses Pirate's music

  • brenda you suck

  • ah shit...i'm fucked

  • Hahaha... The cone...

  • why hello there :P

  • wat up with him and the cone

  • hahaha ending part funny he comes out with hyabusa and nice music :) 5/5

  • OH SHIT OH SNAP THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWN LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS CAREER

    roflmfao love it

  • loved it very funny, origonal, and amazing 5 out of 5!

  • like britney spears career

    very original...

  • OH SNAP THIS BASE IS GOIN DOWN LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS CAREER! rofl i loved that part, so freakin true =P

  • OMFG imagine your life almost ending to that song you going slow motion to a gate i goes slow a inch shut opens again and closes when you like 3-10 feet away.

  • OMFG HILARIOUS!

  • what the song 1:18

  • Its Called "What is Love"

  • no.. at 1;18

  • yea its the last part in song what is love

  • i know but it still has that song

  • WTF

    ?

  • lol cool

  • this was awsome!!