Another Terrible Idea Presents the 1991 Royal Rumble - Pt 5

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@abale82 You guys don't get it... we were doing this because we LIKED wrestling. Hell, if you look really close, you can actually see me in the DVD for King of the Ring 2002! I was 4 rows back from the ring & 6 seats in from the entrance aisle! I shook Jerry Lawler's hand at the end of the show. I have autographs from Virgil, DiBiase, Mick Foley, and Iron Shiek. Fan o' the wrestlin'.

BUT, that does not change the fact that Ultimate Warrior was, and still is, INSANE!

[spagisis]

@AnotherTerribleIdea One of you are asking if Slaughter is a "heel here" ???You dont know shit about shit. I dont give a fuck how many crappy 2002 PPVs you went to. STFU you mark ass geeks!!!!

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@spagisis Wait... is this a Mark vs. Smart debate now? Seriously?

Wow.

OK.

Awesome.

[dasher39]

you guys look like virgins

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@dasher39 So, we could totally hang out with unicorns?

[dasher39]

its funny how you say " acne behind his back", well he doesnt have any that i could see and of all people to comment are yourselves? you guys r losers in reality of life, have a look at yourself, i rekon you have not ever participated in sport or done any physical work in your life

[D2Kprime]

Apparently these guys never saw 'The Main Event' on February 5th, 1988. Ted DiBiase paid-off either Dave or Earl Hebner (can't tell which was which) to count Hogan's shoulders down for a 3-count in his Wrestlemania III rematch against Andre The Giant even though his left shoulder was off the mat. Afterwards, Andre surrendered the title to DiBiase. This was and still is the highest-rated moment in professional wrestling history. So obviously have a bad-guy cheat-to-win a title works.

[D2Kprime]

Cont: But this is just a case of people having too much time on their hands trying desperately to amuse themselves. It is crystal clear that they succeed in that venture, because no one else is amused.

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@D2Kprime Bad guys cheat to win all the time... that's, uh, why they're bad guys.

And it took you two posts to say that we're schmucks? Brevity is the soul of wit, amigo!

[D2Kprime]

@AnotherTerribleIdea: No. It actually took one sentence to say that.

D2Kprime: "But this is just a case of people having too much time on their hands trying desperately to amuse themselves."

The rest of it was proof-text as to why. It's one thing to just say it, it's another to prove it. Then again, your own video proves it so I guess it really wasn't necessary to say anything The video is completely self-explanatory as other have pointed out.

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@D2Kprime Heh, your one sentence started with the word "But," indicating that it is the continuation of an earlier thought. As such, not one sentence.

Also, if it was self-explanatory, then why would you (and others, as you mention) have to point it out? Wouldn't a self-evident conceit explain itself? You know... since it's self-expanatory? ^_^

[Ghouse666]

you guys act like you have never seen an Ultimate Warrior promo before, lol

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@Ghouse666 We, of course, had... it had just been almost 20 years! Shit that sounds epic when you are in elementary school has a WHOLE new ring to it as an adult!

^_^

[latch1012]

ur are 100% a prick

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@latch1012 Agreed.

[spinemelter2000]

Sgt. Slaughter cheating to win the title wasn't a terrible idea. It was like ending Goldberg's streak 7 years later. I don't like wrestling matches that are predictable with the same people winning every time.

[Thoemme666]

LOL Seargant Slaughter talks like he's totally nuts but those idiots are laughing about the Warrior?

[Python4s]

what are YOU wimps laughing at !?? that guy is normal in REAL life .. and even in wwf / wwe he did more for kids ( and overgrown kids/adults ) than you will ever do. Back acne ?? warrior never had back acne , you read to much shit and hear too much shit about roids . His build was steroids and he used the testoterone to put on a performance in promos and in the ring and to look solid. NO steroid will make you that built without killer workouts. get real stop watching wrestlers , get training

[TNAStingFan2008]

They never had RoboCop wrestle and Jason from Friday the 13th was never there. Morons.

[jpfifthomen]

If the "Heel" wins or retains the title, then they put the match before the actually Royal Rumble match. Which means a 'Face' wins the Rumble at the end of the PPV. If the 'Face' wins or retains then they put it after, and a Heel' wins the Rumble. Either way the PPV ends on a high note. This is why the WWF title match is the third match, because Warrior loses.

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@jpfifthomen Well then... nice analysis of the formula.

And it will also help me if we decide to bet on another 20 year old Rumble. i can cheat by knowing the plan without cheating by just looking up the results.

Honor system be damned!

[MakeYourLifeWork]

HAHAHAHA WHITEBOYS! You look like some fucking pussy with that ridiculous hair and pussy glasses! hahahahaaaaaa. You PUSSY!!!!! PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY!!!!

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@MakeYourLifeWork Actually, the other guy is a Latino.

And pussy glasses help our cats see better. Ever heard of Feline Lukemia? Well, ours have Feline Glaucoma.

Gets them medical catnip.

[munkyy421]

the ultimate puke

[AnotherTerribleIdea]

@munkyy421 If you're gonna be a puke, you might as well be the ULTIMATE puke!  ^_^