: Foamy's Rant IV : Foamy The Squirrel

[Guadie7]

I hate those critics!! they say what THEY THINK is good. not the public....they said a transformers movie was bad, and my nephew loved it. they dont have the taste of todays society at all.

[MachoTang23]

Foamy killed 18 people at the snack bar.

[ilove666]

You what? That thumb guy was right. This rant was riveting.

[MachoTang23]

Fat Guy:Well I thought the cinematography was quite interesting and....

Me:Shut the f*** up,shut up,put your thumb down,and stop eating the popcorn!!

LOL

[tyfootman]

lol what a joke they say every movie is great i havnt seen one that said a movie was bad (they probley paid to said it was good -_-)

[Valsprok]

@SlimRider7053 But, why?

[mrsfitzherbert]

I wonder who's killing all the girls. Male prostitutes maybe because the girls couldn't pay?

[sleepygirl503]

....Did blood just splat out of that one dead girls ass at the end 0_O

[Valsprok]

Broomsticks? What do broomsticks have to do with murder?

[xxDeathKnightx]

@Valsprok you dont wanna know -.-

[SlimRider7053]

@Valsprok they shove it up their (This half of the comment has been removed)

[bigmess254]

Too bad i cant flag all of foamy as the BEST FUCKING SQUIRREL ON THE PLANET

[SuperFlippywippy]

I love how he's ranting about eating healthier and I'm nomming on a brownie :D

[Chaosscouter137]

Some random guy: "I give this rant 2 thumbs up."

Me: "Well, here's 2 of these *puts on foamy's hand sign* That's better than thumbs!"

[cyanmanta]

There are people still on Atkins? My god, what the hell is wrong with us?

[solidmario64]

And what was with all the suicides in this vid? You know, the three women you smashed their heads.

[dciguy01]

17 people follow the Fatkins diet

[EFSpartan]

why is there random chicks falling from the sky?

[44971719785648751978]

@EFSpartan There killing them self's.

[TheAeroMechanic]

I hate when movie critics use the word "mesmerizing" EVERY FUCKING MOVIE!

[mzpurplemist]

Hey, Fomany- lord and master, do you think they ever gave 'Super Size Me' two thumbs up (their asses)?

[Rigicai05]

favorite part 1:55

[TmgruAnimations]

Does Spill.com count as the annoying critics?

[MapleHumanity]

Foamy changed my life with his Rants and videos.........

[DragonQueenOfTheDead]

Who's throwing prostitutes?

[linkkopervos]

This video is quite riveting

[linkkopervos]

This video was riveting

[renoloverxoxo]

To quote @jpmetz, "I don't go to Wendy's to eat a salad. I go there to eat a Baconator"

[cyanmanta]

@renoloverxoxo Actually, Wendy's does an amazing apple pecan chicken salad; but I'd rather just replicate it at home and save money.

[renoloverxoxo]

@cyanmanta OMG that salad made me fall in love with bleu cheese!

[Yora21]

"here's one finger up!" lol ^^

[MsLoriMac1]

lol. the health ramifications of stabbing them in the throat

[coleisawesome532]

i was watching the video for like 10 seconds then went to a different tab and all the dead hookers were on the floor.........WTF!!!!!!

[ilove666]

@coleisawesome532 Why are the hookers?

[coleisawesome532]

@ilove666 you mean y do i think there hookers? because look at there dressed

[DejaVooDoo101]

16 people have no sense of humor...

[darkartsmaster16]

if you want a healthy alternative lifestyle. DONT GO TO A FAST FOOD JOINT! easy as that

[coleisawesome532]

@darkartsmaster16 well the fast food people put healthy food on the menu so they now will still eat the good food...ITS FUCKING STUPID! theve already decided to eat wrong at the restaurant, its not like putting the good options there not gonna change

[twilightartificer]

THIS WAS RIVITING! XD

[cecon767]

fatkins approved popcorn at the movie theater???? you've just defeated the fun of movie-going you cock-muching bitch licking motherfuckers!!!!!

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@cecon767 I like your language! X3

[Purplelady0790]

It really makes not sense to do so in a fast food restaruant. besides, if you want to eat right just go to subway. or get a sensible size meal like small fries which are like med. fries anyways.

[kariuchiha16]

How do you kill someone with a bucket of popcorn?XD

[SpOuSeY3311]

@kariuchiha16 dont question the power of foamy.... foamy could make anything happen

[1357Oxide]

@kariuchiha16

place over their head open side down, slide down until bottom is around their neck, twist the edge of the bucket, strangle.....<_< sadly I thought of it...

[esfelectra]

roger ebert and gene siskel would give this video two thumbs down :P

[Amaliciciousful]

Those girls in the background died like Candice in Final Destination 5 !!!

[saska0432]

Whats with the falling hores

[MsLoriMac1]

lol (:

[twiggcrayon]

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD!!

[EMANRebel]

XD 0:11

[muldmike]

@Varishnu actually the reason the two had such a good run wasnt because one was better then the other but because they worked off each other so well. they both had an immense knowledge of the art form and were considered journalists, so your statement is somewhat correct

[ashleerg06]

i laughed the first time i saw this in 07' and thought DAMN STRAIGHT, FOAMY! 4 years later and i'm checking the calories on everything i eat. OH CRUEL WORLD

[wildRose271]

Quick hide the fatkins popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spidergear1000]

Foamy rocks.

[zeldafan900]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness you sure showed those Fatkins people

[happysappygirl101]

Well, if Foamy does find Fatkins approved popcorn, don't worry... all of the people there seem to be dying on their own anyways.

[assassintwinat8]

yay, dead whores!

[Suzumiyagirl01]

"Next time someone tells you the Health ramifications of the food your eating, why don't you tell them about the Heath ramifications of you stabbing them in the throat! Maybe that will make them shut up and you can ENJOY YOUR MEAL!"

[ladyserenegrace18]

I've made rivets I don't see how anything is 'riveting' I've done rivets no big deal!

[Darthelmslover69]

16 people fucked themselves with a loaf of bread

[mml30339]

@andiesilly12 actually, that is a good idea, I wonder why people don't do it?

[Purplelady0790]

why were there people committing suicide in the background?

[lexiaazulez1468]

broomsticks?

[ripsammuel]

I love how foamy isn't even phased my the people falling to the ground dead all around him. I love you foamy!!

[simspetstories2]

16 r fat people afraid of carbs

[Ice9455]

Well you know what.  Heres one finger up lmao

[krymankry420rs]

New rant. People who can't read there comment before they post it. Then you look like an idiot for posting words missing letters, and it's a word as simple as: Perfect, or legitimate. Then you find that comment at the top with the most thumbs for the video, because these idiots are just as stupid as the one who commented the blaphemy written down. Not every one can spell like a college proffessor. But for crying out loud. Stoopid iz as stoopid duz.

[1littleseba]

16 were hoping for foamy to get hit by one of the suicidal prostitutes

[LaRoseNoire91]

"And if there's Fatkin's Approved popcorn at the snack bar, I'm killing EVERYONE!!!" lol, I love Foamy!

[andiesilly12]

as harsh as it sounds, he actually makes a point. if you want to live healthy, do it. don't stand there talking about it. and to live "healthy" means to stay away from fast food, junk food, and sugar filled snacks. NOT because it's fattening, because it's not good for our bodies in the first place. or do what i do. eat fast food once a month and cut back on sugar.

[supermcspotty]

Police have broomsticks?

[Alexhow1]

I give this rant two thumbs up.

[xXHanyuuFurudeXx]

the reason why people get angry is because the dont agree with his opinion. NO ONE CAN HAVE A FUCKING OPINION ANYMORE if you dont agree with the majority of the masses youre considered wrong/stupid/ and flat out bitchy. and they know its all TRUE what foamy (or anyone like this) is saying so they get pissed and cant handle reality. all there is to it. YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE! GO DIE IN SOME HOLE!!!

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@asporao Aww dun worry! :D

[mml30339]

dame, his hummor is awsome but also eye opening, I mean I see things as they are now, everything he says are true, and it makes me wanna, like, i don't know, just be more like him, like not care about my wieght, not get fooled by the marketing tricks, and all that shit, so for everyone that don't like him, you all can go FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!

[PurplePunk1993]

This Rant was Riveting

[forgotten0children]

to all foamy haters all 16 of them go blow my ass and leave foamy alone this is his rant . .. not YOUR opinion

[muldmike]

ok once he starts insulting roger ebert is where i draw the line. the man is a cinamatic arcive, genious and one of the greatest critics around. you dont have to agree with him, but you damn well better respect him

[Piledriver86]

@muldmike Ebert said video games cant be art, so fatass can just drop dead for all I care.

[muldmike]

@Piledriver86 hes a FILM EXPERT, not a game expert. he can be forgiven for having a bad opinion of something he doesn't fully understand. like you,, your saying he can go and die but do you know him? have you met him? do you know the struggles hes been through? no. you dont seem to be studied on the man so your ignorance can be over looked

[Piledriver86]

@muldmike Uh, no, it doesnt work like that. As a FILM EXPERT, he should be aware that the whole "it cant be art" thing was used against his own damn medium when that started out, yet he sees no problem with doing the same to video games now. And even then, just because he's not an expert on it, means he gets a free pass on dismissing an entire medium? Fuck that, I would think he'd be able to see the artistic potential in another friggin storytelling medium, but apparently, thats too much to ask.

[muldmike]

@Piledriver86 do i agree with him? no, did he make an informed decision? not really, is his point of view clouded because of the time he was brought up? absolutely. does that take away from his intelligence? no. even though he hasn't realy done his research i think his reason for saying this is lack of exposure. his introduction into games might have been through GTA or something. imagine if he played shadow of the colossus first. the way we're first shown something colors our perspective on it

[Piledriver86]

@muldmike Thats ridiculous, thats like saying that books cant be art because the first ones you read were crappy pulp stories from the 40s, or that movies cant be art, because the first ones you saw were porn, or that painting cant be art, because your first exposure to illustrations were penis doodles in a mens room stall. The content of the media youve seen doesnt matter, you should still be able to see the potential in it. At least if you want to claim to be intelligent.

[muldmike]

@Piledriver86 think about when he was most likely first exposed to games, the 8 bit era. you have to admit he doesnt seem like someone who is often exposed to games and therefore hasnt seen there transformation. like i said, lack of exposure is the problem. most like due to the fact that he is a film critic and not someone who focus's on multi media

[rjky1986]

16 people are apparently tofu and granola-eating hippies.....

[cRobert2020]

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[Valsprok]

16 people didn't like this so, so far we know we have had at least 16 fatkins workers

[BubbleGumpopopopo]

Wait a minute ...

The first girl that fell from the sky ...

Didn't Foamy kill her ? o.o'

[hm149]

here's one finger up!

[fireyfeather]

FOAMY RULES !!!!! i would like to meet him lol he will rule the world

[drapion1029]

1;09 it's reese !

[StrawberryNoodles]

15 people are fat critics. Lol

[illidin23]

i have a question how in the blue hell you kill someone with a popcorn bucket?

[CynnabunFaith]

@illidin23

That's easy .w.

Idk how you WOULDN'T kill someone with a bucket of Popcorn.

Just sayin'.

[mrboxingrandy]

AND GOD FORBID IF I COME ACROSS ANYBODY WHO SAYS "WELL YOU KNOWWW, THEY GAVE IT 2 THUMBS UP!" WELL YA KNOW WHAT? HERE'S 1 FINGER UP!! HAHAHA 2:19

[98musicluvr]

when you see a fat woman eat a burger you think " ew eat a salad" but when you see a fat woman eat a salad you think " ugh shes trying to lose weight' whne you see a skinny woman eat a salad u think " wtf shes already skinny" and when you see a skinny woman eat a burger you probably think " she gets to eat whatever she wants and doesnt get fat" WTF MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND PEOPLE -.-

[jegsimmonsproduction]

@98musicluvr when i see a skinny chick eat meat i dont think she can eat anything, i think, i want to tap that!

[ProtectionVampira107]

Foamy 2012!! Got my vote!!!

[DarkCrystalSage]

I don't know about you people but I like movies in general, and normally i would hear people saying shit like "Oh The Last Airbender was a shitty movie" "oh Black Swan was fuckin' retarded" and other shit. this is my reaction "Eh Last Airbender was alright, liked the fight scenes...acting eh" "Black Swan was alright just not something i wanna see all the time" in all respects im tired of people saying "dont watch that movie it sucked balls" to people who never saw it! it's pathetic.

[EmperorXaozx]

Scarface was underrated, who cares if there is violence!? I want to see Tony Montana uncensored, not edited swearing and skipping scenes to make it PG. Idiots, I could do their job better than they could!

[SamRulesThisWorldNow]

Am i the only one tired of seeing commercials for movies where they say "#1 movie in America" or "#1 movie in the world" when the movie isn't even out yet...? How is it the #1 movie if the general pubic hasn't had a chance to go see it yet?

[HaloRulez2323]

Lewis black f$%ked fred and we got foamy the squirrel =3!!!!

[LordKazuzu]

Ah, the rants where random people suddenly perished for no adequately explored reason... Those were the days...

[fivefamly]

its so annoying to see all the little obese kids on Oprah and the mother of that kid BLAMES the school they eat lunch at, and they blame the restaraunts for the fatty food! ITS NOT THEIR FAULT! It's the stupid mom's fault, they're the ones who drive their stupid little fat kids to mcdonalds everyday and keep cookies in the house!

[teresah1982]

@fivefamly yea true snd lso the mums blame the school but they cant stop the kid choosing shit over healthy.

[teenteamcomics]

wait broomsticks?

[teenteamcomics]

2012

foamy becomes king of the world

the mayans were right... only it's a squirrel... not a snake

[SwagnumPI]

Go fuck yourself with a fucking loaf of bread!!

[jcruz04]

the Fatkins junkies are just another "demographic" to which corporately owned restaurants can reach out for more money. If they offer a more Atkins friendly menu aside from the usual then more people will eat there. it's all about the money

[Kyleanimefreak]

@SBFultroxmga dont ferking bag on @LadyTasera she's just commenting. honestly the whole point of comments are to comment ON THE VIDEO. she was commenting of something that pertains to the VIDEO.DONT COMMENT ON PEOPLE. i know now i sound like a hypocrite because im commenting on you but im stating a fucking point.

[xxredbull42xx]

what's with all the random chicks falling out of the window??

[LadyTasera]

I'm on a diet. I'm eating less and exercising more. It's working. Other people should really try it.

[SBFultroxmga]

@LadyTasera nobody cares

[BurntWingedAngel91]

I'm sorry but I busted out laughing with the random chick falling from the sky

[darkling156]

@BurntWingedAngel91 dont be sorry.....we all did X)

[bladeshifter16]

Lol!!! Middle finger beats two thumbs up!!!! *sticks up middle finger*

[BethShanFan]

I'm pretty sure "fatkins-approved popcorn" would suck. Like, out-loud suck.

[erinsteffens]

I know Foamy said that he doesn't like movie critics, nevertheless I think that he and the nostalgia critic would get along great. They're pretty alike, you know violent, brutally honest, bitchy, etc.

[BenB998765]

Carbohydrates are the body's main power source, without them you die. The Atkins diet is ridiculous.

[BudahIzaiah]

foamy are you jack the ripper if not then wahts with dead chicks on the ground

[Tomgirl87]

FUCK CRITICS -_- JESUS!(dont u just hate whe they thumbs down ur fav movie?? -_- or a movie that was actually GOOD!.)

[pwneropwnage]

Foamy the squirrel... Thank you, Your the only thing that i actually aprove of withought thinking that it sucks :)

[Balrenn]

This video was riveting! 

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

2:11

Oh my god, THANK YOU!!!

[mybigwang1]

Question?

Didn't foamy already kill that girl with his nut?

[Denix67]

Police... broomsticks... BROOMSTICKS?!

[luigirule1]

@Denix67 humans + (squirrels barely included) rodents usually = beating it with the nearest item , usualy a long handled broom

[LadyArtemis112]

McDonalds sounds so good right now!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!

[way2cool93]

@LadyArtemis112 and the funny thing is there's a McDonalds one block from my house! =-)

[AlphaFox05]

What Foamy says about movie critics is how I feel about game critics.  Foamy is the best.

[xoxoPbVxoxo]

YOU WANNA LIVE A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE?.......GROW SOMEVEGTABLES IN YO BACKYARD PIC EM ND EAT EM AND MAKE UR OWN DAMN SALAD!!! lmfao i luv foamy

[FeartheSpear12]

I so agree with Foamy about the movie crap! I absoloutely hate how when a commerical for a movie comes out after its been released, they say its the " number 1 movie in America!" 7 movies could come out on the SAME DAY, have commericals for them play 1 after another, & they'll all same they're the #1 movie in America. That crap pisses me off >:O

[delilurm45]

@FeartheSpear12 Yeah, it's about the lamest marketing ploy ever. Personally, I just stick to movies like the Harry Potter series or Disney movies like Winnie the Pooh.

[URYUISHIDALUVR101]

I love how everyone is asuming the three girls who commited suicide are prostitutes. What's also wonderful is at the end, the last girl to jump squirted a bit more blood on the wall....

[Th37thTrump3t]

13 ppl just jumped out a window and splattered on the ground in a bloody mess

[Chocolatewoe]

Once again people have their own opinion. Telling ConnorEmoBarre that the stuff he's posting is useless is not going to make a difference in the way he believes things. Or maybe it will. That's just MY OPINION. Does anyone really see how that works, or are you just going to thumbs this up because I have the balls to say it?

[joeobo1]

@Chocolatewoe i'm going to agree with you and thumbs up this.

[TGL7238]

they used to have "super size"(McDonalds) and "biggie"(Wendy's) fries and drinks. they took this away NOT because it was unhealthy, they were trying to cut expenses and evenly size portions.

[TehZedaj]

I give fatkins approved popcorn a big thumbs down.

[RandomMindz]

two thumbs up

[obsessionchik4]

One is dead and the other has cancer

[MrCrysalys]

"You know they gave it 2 thumbs up.Well,here's 1 finger up".Awesome.

[InachiSasuke91]

brooms?

[randomnekokid]

was that germaine?



[SqueenTangerine]

I'm so glad that I worked at a fast food place where everyone knows we don't do Atkins shit.

[AlecMier]

@ConnorEmoBarre Oh your dear god, the commercials is so this site could still run. Want this to end up like flicker and use your fucking money do you?? Vevo paid alot of money from the fucking LABELS so you could fucking watch it without it being the ramifications of copyright infringement ingrate bastard. The new rating system is to help video uploaders out. Don't understand what I mean cause you never fucking uploaded a fucking video! Oh and finally your spamming dickhead.

[77BreakDown77]

@ConnorEmoBarre

Shut up dumbass thats not how it works.

[mak7070]

@ConnorEmoBarre this is pointless

googles not gonna change just because of some " youtube revolution"

your just posting comments that ARENt gonna make a difrence

start a REAL revolotion and mabey thatle help

but posting a bunch of copyed comments aint gonna do crap

[thebluejayinsilence]

@ConnorEmoBarre sorry dude, i kno ur probably just reposting that stuff you put so im not gonna say nothing.LEAVE THIS DUDE ALONE ALL HE WANTS IS NO COMMERCIALs so dont call him a dickhead or whatever else because he's just REPOSTING.this shit isnt his,ok?gosh,why does it matter what he writes anyway?maybe the commercials will stop being put aat the beinging of the videos.u guys would feel like dickheads then,wouldnt you?

[KoFDee]

@ConnorEmoBarre

Remember when people on the internet where able to USE it?

If you are so fucking retarded that you haven't yet found adblock and have in use, stop fucking bitch.

[tardling911]

to all who disliked this video: YOU ARE A FAG!

[tardling911]

to all who disliked this video: YOU ARE A FAG!

[tardling911]

to all who disliked this video: FUCK YOU, YOU BORING RETARDED DOUCHE, GET A LIFE YOU ASS HOLE!

[Ethyliel]

guess what Dr. Atkins is doing now.....HE'S DEAD!!!

[Imarandomperson1]

I hate movie critiques. If they don't l like it, they try to make the people who hasn't seen the stinkin' movie beleive it's crap! makes me sick. IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCH THE MOVIE'S OPINION! AND DON'T RELY ON SOME OLD GUY TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE! WATCH THE DARNED MOVIE! god...

[Lilphsycoo]

JULIUS CAEASER!!!!!!!

[Countdown1230]

My ex has been on the fatkins diet for a couple months and he's been failing since he started. (I originally thought it was called the Fatkins diet, people kept giggling at me and now i know why)

[exammaster]

@Countdown1230 Try having him jog around the block a few times. :3 That is a heck of a lot better than the Fatkins diet. On top of that, No monthly bills! :D

[The1andonlyIris]

I understand where Foamy's coming from, but I'd rather die skinny. lol.

However, it's not about carbs when it comes to losing weight. It's calories. So basically, just eat less calories (less food), and exercise, and you won't get fat. lol. stupid low carb diets. Plus, carbs are the MAJORITY of what you are supposed to eat. So Atkins ("fatkins") sucks. lol.

[BassPoRnAdDiCcT]

go fk your self with a fking loaf of bread haha

[SkyX19]

I have a friend that tends to take critics serious and even acts like an aggressive critic.

I say, "I thinking of watching the movie," or something similar.

He says, "It was stupid!" or some insulting thing toward the movie

I say, "People like different things,"

He respond, "It's stupid" and continuing to say everything 'bad'(story, action, etc.) about it, as if I should think the same way he does.

So Foamy is right. Critics aren't really necessary. Shut up and let me watch the movie!

[CatChimeraCrystal64]

Broomsticks?

[Countdown1230]

@CatChimeraCrystal64 they're for hitting the police

[InvaderRek]

Foamy, everyday is a good day when I watch your videos.

[Meepszy]

Why they throwing Asian women out the window?

[aggron453]

that was creepy how blood was spewing out of that girl's asshole

[LikaLaruku]

The Politically Correct Agenda keeps sticking its dick where it doesn't belong.