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  • He is Muslim, American, and above all is just a dam good bloke.

  • He's not just intelligent, he is REAL, he sees the world for it's faults and he knows the solutions. Something every government around the world seems to lack. He is not asleep, I'm the same, I woke up over two years ago and I now see the world as it should be, not what it has become.

  • I am a Christian and goodness this brother is a blessing. This is what happens when people Read and shun religious bigotry. They talk with their minds not duckspeak from their the pharynx.

    I have really learnt a lot from this.

  • I am catholic convervative and I respect a lot the Islamism. This guy carries a funny message, like I ake jokes about myself, God bless him!!

  • @orbital92hotmail instead of denying that how about try n google it

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  • I have a question..... how about a joke fatass ?

  • @poleske It's a Q and A, dude

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  • More people like him and we will get rid of all this ugly hatred and racism in this world

  • I find ,Azhar Usman to be more intelligent and articulative than many of the leading TV anchors in US.

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  • 2:03 - A beautiful woman. Curious if your middle-eastern or Latin American...? ''Hello'' woman asking 'how to alter peoples views and perceptions' are you out there? Maybe you've commented here before.....? Salma Olshentroy?

  • More people of this kind and we will get rid of all racism issues in this world

  • I am christian and this is awesome!

  • I have a question for the host, "Is that talking !?". LOL, mumbling. XD

  • Check this one out:

    watch?v=nAjR8s3lguw&feature=yo­utu.be

  • he is very intelligent

  • @Shugobaby

    Yes, I believe all good comedians are very intelligent people

  • Hindus in america too need to plug in to the local civil rights tradition...

  • that man in the grey suit...SUCKS!!!!!

  • Mashallah, Brother I felt you man... I very much like your explicit way of answering questions... God add up your knowledge..Ameeeen..

  • mashallah very inspiring , i hope to reach that level of knowledge about my religion like him , very educational.. alhamdulilah for islam

  • islam is the teaching of way of living and allah is our creator...and his book al-quran is our guide line....prophet muhammad(pbuh) is our last messenger....

    hope u understood @islamicFarming1

  • @abdulfunkey im a cristian born and i never go to church i believe more in the evolutionist and i realized much of the people believe in ther got cuz they do not want to end up in their religion hell is more of that fear i don't expect u to understand cuz i see u dedicated u r life to u r religion unlike me who dedicated my life to me as i should live my lifeass wee all should so when i saw u r coment i thougt is o joke but if it isn't dude i feel like laughing mi ass of u r stupud

  • and at last you said that islam does not give women their rights.it just ignores women....not at all brother.its the world and some other religions..(i dont wanna mention other religions name) which treats women worser (using women in advertisement to promote the business etc. ).islam actually respects women.study whats islam and then talk my dear brother...ill teach u some rights of women in islam: they have their rights to educate themselves. even to take own decisions unless it goes against I

  • Let us consider the hundreds of scientific facts mentioned in the Holy Quran.The fact that the earth was previously a part of the sun and after its separation, it became a habitable place for humankind, as mentioned in chapter 21, verse 30. That matter is made up of sub-atomic particles (chapter 10, verse 61). That the embryo in the mother's womb in enclosed by three epithelial coverings (chapter 39, verse 6). That each human being has a unique fingerprint (chapter 75, verse 4) etc.

  • The Bayt Al-Hikmah at Cairo contained two million books, the library at Tripoli contained some three million, but this library was burned down by the Christians during the first Crusade. 

  • Under Islamic rule, Spain was an industrial center. It was one of the wealthiest and most thickly populated of the European countries. Muslims were leading in weaving wool, producing silk, pottery, jewelry, leather and perfume industry. In the Middle Ages, world trade was commanded by Muslims and Baghdad, Bukhaara and Samarqand remained centers for world fairs until the 16th century CE.

  • @abdulfunkey then go back to the Middle Ages. Have a nice trip! Your mind belongs to that era anyway.

  • and coming to your 1st question, brother either study the whole world history or study about what you're talking about...."Trigonometry, Sine, Tangent, Co-Tangent" The Arabs developed these functions in trigonometry and Ibn Moosaa's work Hisaab-Al Jab-Wal Muqaabala (The Calculation of Integration and Equation) presented 800 examples in the 8th century CE. His work was translated from Arabic into Latin and until the 16th century CE, it was Europe's main textbook on the subject.

  • @islamic farming1 brother i just wanna say at first is may Allah forgive you and make you realize the truth...aameen!

  • Did Mahammed Married 9 years old girl??

  • @100kidane yes but they didnt have sex have any children and it wasnt like i marriage like now he just look after her....

  • @100kidane yes but they didnt have sex have any children and it wasnt like i marriages like now he just look after her....

  • As much as you want to make the world a better place! Muslims can't be musicians....because music is HARAM...same thing for the other entertainment part ot it!! What were you thinking?

  • @dananasereddin it doesnt' say anywhere that it is haram. You only hear of it...

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  • @Kashifpk1988 It is go ask the Imam or a scholar! Its HARAM many of them have agreed on that!

  • @Kashifpk1988 It is Haram. A lot of scholars have agreed on that, and we are not supposed to listen to drums, other instruments, and music. The "shaitan" is involved.

  • @dananasereddin sorry my friend but it doesn't state anywhere. try researching it your self, Imam and scholar are using their own pre assumptions, its not clearly stated. start with google. I cant really link you on here but if you want ill show you. Music is Haram only if it makes you forget say.. Praying or anything in relation to Islam, if your song is clean then there is nothing wrong with it. music and singing is a beautiful thing, its just the way you use it tht defines it 2 b haram or not

  • Borat

  • No matter how "funny" he is it odes not make one bit of difference to the fact that his religion and culture is a backward, totalitarian (they still threaten and murder apostates), supremacist, misogynist dark-ages nightmare.

    I mean - have you seen the Muslims world?!

    And he has the sheer cheek to make a "joke" about how oppressed Muslim women are. You can't laugh off a sickness and disgusting as Islam.

    Welcome to reality.

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  • @IslamicFarming1 u are living under a rock ...go die sucking a cock asshole

  • @JPdaRAPPER - Islam is a backward, totalitarian, supremacist, misogynistic death-cult.

    That's just a plain obvious fact. Sorry.

    And seeing as you're answer involves a lurid suggestion of cocks and sucking I would say that you are a closet gay.

  • @IslamicFarming1 bla bla bla u talk too much shit ma man ;) yea m a gay come and sollow ma dick man ... fuck u from behind if i get u in real bitch ... respect every religion and leav them alone ... do u own thang ma nigga ..u just anthr shit who aint even noticed to ny media or shit but still talking so much shit ... die slowly by sucking ma dick asshole

  • @JPdaRAPPER - why should I "respect every religion"? What a stupid thing to say.

    Thankyou for proving to the world that Muslims are poisoned in the mind when it comes to sex, everyone who isn't a Muslim knows that anyway.

    You people are the most sexually tortured people on earth. That's because Islam is so sick when it comes to women.

    You just proved what I've been saying. Hey - thanks man.

    Have a nice day.

  • @IslamicFarming1 see who is talking abt sex ! dan stop all the porn sites made by ur own christains .bringing underaged teen kids to fuck old hoes .u think datz gud ?.and o yea fucker u think a woman shld get out of angel's gurd and come and do porn and sleep wid 100s of guys?u think muslim womens are depressed cz they wear dose kinda colthes then go and see ur own orginal christain sisters wearing the same kinda clothes which cover the whole body.motherfucker tell me 1 thing !. ..

  • @IslamicFarming1 okey tell me did jesus asked u to disrespect other religion ?? itz not christains problem ;) cz i know there are some ungraduted motherfucker in every religion and u are 1 of them ;) i got hundreds of christains frends in fb and some are like ma own bro and sis buh they never act retard like u .. u are waste of time .. go and jump from a rock and die slowly bitch .. ahahha see who is talking abt sex hahaha

  • @JPdaRAPPER - I am not a Christian. I do not need imaginary friends in the sky or primitive fascists books to live by. I can think for myself.

    This is what YOU wrote in your comment to me - "yea m a gay come and sollow ma dick man ... fuck u from behind if i get u in real bitch ... die slowly by sucking ma dick asshole".

    You are a primitive, unintelligent, stupid nasty little person. Instead of having the guts to improve yourself you blame everyone but yourself.

    How very Muslim of you.

  • @IslamicFarming1 oo i see datz the point ..;) u aint christain ahahha loser ;)... u must be 1 of the jew's coward son hahaha u dont even dare to say which religion u belongs from haha;)...and by da the way what do u mean imaginary frends freak ? i got them wid me cz m living wid em ...u are abnormal .. i wasted ma time leaving ma comments here on a abonormal sick pathetic asshole .. and yea u are right iam nasty cz datz what u deserve from me ;).. fuck off hippo..

  • @JPdaRAPPER - I have no religion. I am an Atheist. You really didn't work that out from my comment? Figures.

    I didn't describe you as a "primitive, unintelligent, stupid nasty little person" because you had been nasty to me inparticular - I described you as that because you're obviously an inferior being. You're a lower form of life, you know you are. You know that as well as I do. Just think - if you actually faced reality you could become an intelligent human being, surely it's worth the try.

  • @IslamicFarming1 o hahahaha u belv in no God hahaha ohkey :p then why u are just behind the muslims ?? why dont u go right behind jews ass cz they are killing thousands of kids in palestine ha ? and trust me iam alyz a kind and good person wid dose who are good ;) but u really u pissed me off ..cz u are disrespecting ma religion ;)

  • @JPdaRAPPER - why do think that your religion automatically deserves respect?

    Your "prophet" was a mass-murderer and a pedophile. You think that deserves respect?!

    Mohammed was 50 years old when he fucked a 9 year old child.

    To make sure that there is no mistake here I will repeat that - yes, it is true, Mohammed the prophet of Islam was in his 50's when he "married" the 6 year old child Ayesha. When Ayesha was 9 years old he started to have sex with her. That is sick, evil and disgusting.

  • @IslamicFarming1 see datz why i love to talk abt fucking ur mom motherfucker ;).. u talking abt a prophet widout even knowing him .. where did u get that story from bitch ? ha ? from ur mom's porn story book ?.. fucker don judge ny1 widout knowing him asshole .. u deserve gettin insult bitch .. fuck man never saw a fucking hippo like u .. i was abt to make a peace wid u but now i see dat no i gotta keep kicking ur big football shape BALLZ .. u belv in no religion hahaha belv in donkey asshole :D

  • @IslamicFarming1 you have no religion so don't talk shit about any religion....

    a atheist is the same as a human with no soul , and a human without a soul is dead... so your opinion doesn't matter here. U R DEAD

  • @aziz79 - you are simply parroting what you have been programmed with from childhood.

    Your mind was infected with the mental illness known as "Islam" when you were very young and now you are stuck with it because you can not leave it. If you try to leave Islam other Muslims will try to kill you - you know that. And yo expect to be taken seriously?! Really?!

    You people are ridiculous pathetic people. Islam has contributed nothing to world civilisation for a thousand years, if it ever did.

  • @IslamicFarming1 you must be an American , because only Americans are that stupid to think that... go studie some history than you will find out what the islam has done to this world till now ...you never leave your country so you don't know that the rest of the world doesn't take any American serious....you ignorant brainwashed stupid redneck....

  • @aziz79 - I'm in the UK and have never been to the USA. Sorry.

    I am not a redneck, I am actually on the moderate left of the political spectrum. I am anti-fascist and pro women's and minority's rights - that is why I am anti-Islam. Islam is the most repressive and regressive and misogynistic force this world has ever seen and if you leave Islam other Muslims will try to kill you - pathetic.

    And do tell us all exactly what Islam has contributed to world civilisation for the past thousand years?

  • @IslamicFarming1 You are really pethatic , you spend all of your time on moslims and islam , but you don't know shit about anything accually..hahaha you know that in brittain Catholics kill people with other beliefs (IRA) you know that right?

  • @aziz79 - I notice you have not one word, not a single syllable nothing, to say about or to answer the points I have made.

    And at the same time as answering absolutely nothing of what I have said (because you know it to be true) you seem to expect to be taken seriously when you use such lazy, desperate and pathetic epithets as the "IRA". I am not Catholic, I am an atheist and yes - there are terrorists here. And so?

    You still have not said anything. You have simply shouted irrelevant things

  • please watch, some real talk.

  • i wish we had a show like this in germany, as racism is getting popular here (again) and media mostly brings stereotype muslims on tv as they know its what the (idiotic) audience wants to see

    most of the media here is not as fanatic as fox "news" but is hating in a very dangerous way, as its most of the time slightly on the border to what you can say without really sounding like a fascist. yet this "what you can say" border goes more and more into the "what you can say" in 1933 direction

  • he b pimpin

  • good, i lik his views

  • Wow, ive actually learnt a lot from this :) and he is very funny :D

  • this is a big joke-once there was an arab went to south africa and go inside a coffee shop;then the waiter bring the coffee he ordered,the arab ask the african waiter"do you know islam?the african say"never heard",the arab ask"do you think islam is a brand of a car or shirt or what?the african say"maybe the brand of a car"!!! it is a true story

  • You are spot-on my brother!

  • he is cool he if funny he is muslims

  • although, far enough back the english were also germanic and celtic immigrants. there were natives in england before the anglo-saxon and pict invasions, but they no longer have any living members.

  • this guy is awesome...lots of love from germany...BROTHERLY LOVE..LOL!!!

  • this cat is well spoken and sharp, but not very funny...

  • he is pretty fuuunnny. 16 thumbs down????who are they????

  • @o0evenBETTER0o Just for fun lets kill these 18 ppl ( 2 others also disliked it after your comment) LOL

  • @sexyvarun1 hahhaha come on lets start playin killers XD also du kommst auch aus deutschland?

  • @o0evenBETTER0o nein ich bin Inder aber ich studiere in Deutschland..Bin seit4 jharen hier...und du...??

  • هاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاها 

  • Hahahahaha that's all well and good, but lets not forget that he's both muslim AND non-white, so he's wrong and stupid by default.

  • @buckdich1 LOOL the irony. The comedian was talking about ppl like you!

  • laughing at ur self...epic hahahaha..slam dunk

  • hmm, i think the crowd wasn't actually that bad, it just seems like the laughter was toned down during his comedic act in this video..

    regardless, love azhar usman: funny and intelligent!

    best piece of advice: treat your neighbors well. random small acts of kindness by muslims world wide will do more to eradicate negative perceptions than anything else. then, when some radicals do commit an act of terror in any western nation, all muslims will not be held responsible.

  • Intelligent and funny!

  • its funny cuz if he was american they willl be all laughing

  • Is it just me or is this guy more funny and interesting during the Q&A session than the actual comedic monologue?

  • @ashif786 cuz the crowed killed it

  • @sigkfred ya, the crowd was lame...

  • @ashif786 i found another video and the crowed was awesome =p

  • @sigkfred can you send me the link?

  • very nice

  • he is so funny :)

  • 3:01 is she from indonesia or malaysia?

  • He's an excellent Role Model To Muslims :)

  • Cool guy. Proud to know that he is an Indian Muslim

  • 1.58 is she jewish?

  • @rolldeep321 no she is muslim

  • He is right, this dude is smart :P

  • he is one of the best!!!

  • i am a militant atheist, but this guy is really really smart. I am not saying he is smarter than average muslim, he is way smarter than atheists, christians or jews. He really understands the world. These guys are very rare. Be in the front man, the world needs people like you, desperately. Thanks, you made me happy.

  • yeah…pity that the world doesn't understand us…but I do think this is just a phase and there is a chance of it going away. What do you think? And to all the other people, believe me, here, in Pakistan, if anyone is disrespectful of any other religion or race, they are NOT supported at all.

  • It is very bad not to put blessing on Prophet Muhammad (SAW), because we shape our lives around him for he was perfect..Wish he said Peace be Upon Him,,but he is still funny. Insha'Allah, Western stereotypes will diminsh against muslims. AMIN

  • @faeriekisses21 i think he stay not to say it, coz lot of other religion asking him, he stay neutral

  • What kind of spices can't a Muslim have?

    Haram Masala.

  • @drexelmcquimby hehehehe

  • he is really great guy

  • i love  Muslim

  • Allah Bless him...wish all muslims were as educated about there religion like him...mashallah brother

  • top man

  • only great ppl can laugh at themselves, easy humorless ppl. it is about comedy.

  • we muslims should do this should do that, even that sentence sounds terrible

    America's funniest person?? no!!! funniest muslim, ohhh

    (ex-müslüman)

  • astfarulah

  • he's Americas smartest Muslim too

  • wow hes smart. MashaAllah

  • He IS very smart!!

    Respect!

  • This guy is truly amazing and inspiring

  • he is cool :D

  • smart guy who knows what he's talking about.

  • good thing he mentioned atheists/agnostics; we are people too you know!

    smart dude

  • omg this guy is like super smart

  • I like him, he's very cool and smart. well spoken

  • wow he's really smart and well-versed!

    i feel terrible that a few rotten muslims can ruin the perception of the entire barrel. (ie terrorists ruining a beautiful religions )

  • He's very sexy!

  • I hold my breath when I see this man, but then I feel so elated when I find out that he is so well-eloquent and thoughtful and has a huge level of background knowledge about various things. Cool person.

  • dude, you are the first guy on youtube i met that said that. or better said, that actually knows it.. one of the most crucial differences between christianity and islam is the fact that muslims do see jesus as one of the prophets whereas christians see him as the son of god..

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  • 0:14 to 0:20 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • doooooooog yrev........reflex......he talkes right

  • Totaly right about EU n US muslims.

  • how is dave chappelle americas funniest muslim????

    sorry Nation of islam is not considered as muslims because of there teachings

  • Dave Chappelle is not a member of the Nation of Islam. He is a Sunni Muslim. Therefor he is the funniest Muslim.

  • and where did you hear that?.

  • Thank you for that distinction. I would not wish to appear foolish when asked "Who do you believe to be the funniest among the superstitous, anal retentive, fundamentalist fascists who have joined the gang of TRUE Islam"

  • Good on him for pointing out the lack of "neighbourliness". I would go further and suggest that Muslims need to integrate into the society they choose to live in. Once they start doing that they will find more acceptance. This does not mean giving up their religion. It does mean dropping their own biases and giving back to the country that has taken them in. It's called being part of a community.

  • biases are not as related to the religion as they are to the nations and regions native muslims hail from. when people come from a country where their race/religion etc are a vast majority, coming to a place where everything is different in that respect is a major curve.

  • haah sorry for that reaction i dind't know that was turkish cnn

  • whats is doing that turkish flag on the back ground next to the american ???? can sombaody answer that

  • i thought he was supposed to be funny..hes about as funny as a triple bypass!

  • LOL !!!!

  • As in horses and camels.

    Yeah, the Qur'an says to wear Hijab, but nowhere does it say to enforce Hijab or to enforce anything.

  • indeed. modesty is compulsory yet modesty is a frame of mind. nowhere is the hijab mentioned by name.

  • Good points

  • muslims in europe are more active them muslims in america.

    and there are no europen muslims or american muslim, muslims are one where ever they live.

  • I know that but the person who made the comment before me was writing like he assumed Saudi Arabia was the bases for all Muslims and that we all are Arab /Saudi. I just thought that he should know that it is only 18% and that he is mistaken on thinking Saudi Arabia is the country Muslims are associated with.

    And how can you say that Saudi Arabia has kept Islamic laws since they were made. I totally 100% disagree with you their. Big Time.

  • i can honestly say that saudi arabia keep their laws according to the prophet sayings and beliefs, if you've ever been to saudi arabia, you too would understand what i am saying

  • no theyre not. the prophet never enforced women to wear hijab. and he never prohibited them from driving. and never prohibited them from walking beside men.

  • Please show me the exact hadith.

    Then I will answer your question.

  • Hadith reference

    Ibn Abbaas said : The Messenger of Allah said, Whoever changes his (Islamic) religion, kill him. Al-Bukhary (number 6922)

    Abd-Allah ibn Masood said : The Messenger of Allah said : It is not permissible to shed the blood of a Muslim , except in one of three cases : a person who commits adultery ; and one who leaves his religion and separates from the main body of Muslims. Sahih Al Bukhary number 6484 and Sahih Muslim number 1676

  • Nothing of the apostasy law are derived from the Qur'an.

    I am Muslim, I believe in the words of God. That doesn't mean i agree with the exagerated Shariah law, that is no longer valid thats been retranslated too many times.

    If it helps I declare that they will abolish laws from Muslim countries that make apostasy a crime punishable with death... and teach proper Quran to muslims who are trying to kill Salman Rushdie, Ayan Hirsi and Wafa Sultan..

    The acts of a few doesn't mean all.

  • Muslim fat joker keeps lying when he says

    "Prophet muhammad loved his neigour"

    Fact is on his death bed when he was the most powerfull war lord and had nothing to fear of non muslims he commanded his followers to banish all non-muslims from the arabian panansula. Even to this day in Saudi Arabia it is illegal for a christian to worship in a christian way. Bible is a banned book in Saudi Arabia.

    Now I dare muslims to tell me that this joker knows Isam better than Saudi Islamic clerics

  • Then the cleric is not a cleric. What the man said in this video about Muhammad loving his neighbours is true as it is in the Quran.

    Cleric or not, the Quran is more important.. And if this cleric you mention is really Islamic then he wouldn't go against the teachings of the Prophet. The fact that he is Saudi doesn't mean he is a better Muslim then another countries Muslim too. I'm Muslim, I know my religion and I'm not Arab.

  • Ha ha. Im no scholor, but ,what the holy Prophet Muhhammad may peace be upon him, meant was to spread Islam through out the whole of Arabia and the whole world. May Allah guide you to the truth. Ameen

  • naserati,

    "Muhhammad = was to spread Islam through out the whole of Arabia"

    Why not spread humanity. What is Islam, believe in Muhammad otr your head will be beheaded. Why the fuck should we believe in a terrorist

  • Please do yourself and eveybody else a favor and DO NOT take saudia arabia as the icon for islam. Their laws have NOTHING to do with Islam.

  • saudi arabia's laws have everything to do with islam because their law system is all Shariah law- Islamic law.....

  • thanks for the information.

  • why is thhe guy in 0:04 wears a hat like a jews?

  • my god.....

  • Because he is Jewish. He said he was a Rabbi.. Listen.

  • you all let the numbers trip you up ...the point is to abolish predujuce and discrimination.And to get people to change our views as Americans.

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  • Look for the Annunciation that I said as it's true and if u don't wanna believe

    it's not my business

  • iam a pathologist and i dont say bad words

  • Iam highly educated more than you

    tell me what do you want to know

    ask