Flame Thrower

[Mcloganator]

There's nothing smarter than using a flamethrower while sitting on a stack of hay bales.

[Hampsterville1218]

Hey guys check out my flamethrower vid on my channel

Hampsterville1218

[irhadt]

Chuck Norris called.He wants hes lighter back

[Theloneshroom]

i hope this guy dosnt piss on my grave...

[Rheticle]

OMG That house is on water! Put it out with the fire hose!

[Romaniandick1994]

My Charizard is better.

[surviverman10]

looks like we found the new gun for the ghost busters :P

[darkmaster426]

Air pollution.... lol

[TH3S4MUR4I]

my 1st thought: yeaaaahhhhhhh... thats good for the environment.

my 2nd thought: GIANT FIRE LEAK!!

[RoC1441]

Rammstein!!!!

[Deenis90]

Wosh!

[yipster0290]

How cool is that. I never knew you could also play with flame throwers at the Mustang Ranch.

[alchps]

Mmmmph!

[NisAlive]

---pyro aproves this video---

hurrr!

[MegaZSkillz]

This is how I clean my room.

[bulldogrj5020]

chuck norris's piss

[cumminsturbofan101]

Chuck Norris called, he wants his Zippo lighter back :P

[chickbearfan22]

Douche bags

[matt13ms]

Dear Santa,

[maddesturkever93]

Imagine he turned towards the camera guy... Lol thats some live burnt shit!

[shreddergabe]

Why don't you ever see these things in zombie movies?

[LentejOfficial]

@shreddergabe it's going to be in Project X, but that's not a zombie movie

[Damonjager09]

@shreddergabe Never light zombies on fire because since they no longer have living nerve endings or need for lungs to breathe, they'll just be flesh-hungry zombies who are now on fire.

[DubStepEdition]

can i use it to burn the pubs of my balls?

[maddawg308]

Not impressive with only diesel fuel. Use real napalm, get that stuff sticking and splashing and splattering all over the place. THAT, is some real kickass fun.

[BlueBetaPro]

So you are the one they are talking about when they are saying something about wasting energy and polluting the air ;(

[Trentthebeast1]

dear santa ....

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

Mac wants the flame thrower mac wants the what

[Dolphinbait23]

It looks like he's jizzing out fire!

[Kongerros]

It looks like he's pie flames ! xD

[BOTOM4N]

Holy shi*

[BublzFTW]

any1 want toasted marshmallows?

[NingrahamHD]

umm yeah.. chuck norris wants his lighter back bro

[darkro1122]

Dear santa...

[RoedPeppermint]

@darkro1122 That was not funny -_-

[BoukStab]

Till Lindermann has bigger ones..

[EmperorHilo]

Spaceballs The Flamethrower....the kids love this one!!!

[apxeli]

next thing is to find a MG-nest and send a warm welcome ;)

[LtLexay]

Why do they nerf awesome weapons in games? Claymores, flamethrowers, shrapnel, they nerf all the destructive cool weapons.

[Vaskadar]

@LtLexay don't forget multi-shot grenade launchers. Those are some of the coolest.

[willzbarker12345]

chuck norris called... he said he wants his cigarette lighter back

[TheShadowrod]

"This is my flammenwerfer... It werfs flammen"

[dresskid]

i came from rome :total war to this... WTF

[kraquehaus]

I think I'm going to do something special once this video hits half a million views.

[mistahoo]

@kraquehaus almost HAHA :DD i cant waiit.

[mistahoo]

thats what happens when i piss.

[ThePapasBoy]

@kraquehaus ITS THERE



[hemhem15]

@kraquehaus for example: burn your head?

[PaggaInc]

@kraquehaus 200 to go

[njcrox]

@kraquehaus 500,319 views! ;D

[UncleBacon86]

@kraquehaus it has done it!

[fuckthispost]

@kraquehaus Well it hit half a millino views!!!

[april76301]

I still find that interesting though hmmmmmm...

[kraquehaus]

@AtomicTroll Ok, this is better than "dear santa" or "the dude is pissing flames"…

…but…

…One point for trying?

[kraquehaus]

@ULTIMATECALOVER I swear, every other comment is "dear santa".

[suprememeatball]

wtf r people coming up with these days

[kraquehaus]

@suprememeatball You are talking about the comments, right?

[suprememeatball]

@kraquehaus no i'm not i didnt know that people these days are making these kind of things. with this gun i could get rid of some stuff (or people) >.>

[theblueguy2]

Chuck norris called. He wants he's hair dryer back.

[Jarren202]

I heard it smells like Airwick

[kraquehaus]

@Jarren202 It smells like gasoline burning, mostly because it is gasoline…burning.

[Jarren202]

@kraquehaus Oh, okay. I still prefer the smell of Airwick.

[vemon117]

looks like hes pissing with the flamethower :P

[kraquehaus]

@vemon117 Well, except that it is a female with the flamethrower in this video.

[april76301]

@kraquehaus To be honest its clear to me whats happening here.The people making these comments about the flaming piss dear santa and chuck norris stuff.There just trolling you im afraid.

[kraquehaus]

@april76301 I'm not sure about that. I have been trolled on this video quite a lot and it is usually to do with global warming/climate change. Those trolls are exceptionally fun to engage. "dear santa"? "pissing flames"? That is just pathetic. If you are going to troll, at least do a good job at it!

[april76301]

@kraquehaus Lol yeah 

[vemon117]

@kraquehaus lol

[Duvalinson63]

"damn hippies"

[MrAlexLussier]

In winter, I do not use my shovel. I use... you know. It's really faster ^^

[GodlessMartyr666]

which shot further, the ww2 M2a1-7 / M2-2 flamethrowers or the 'nam era m9a1's ????

[kraquehaus]

@GodlessMartyr666 I'm not entirely sure. I believe they are very similar, actually. Then again, they probably were able to get more pressure in the 'nam era to propel the flammable liquid. A complete guess, mind you, as I didn't take the time to ask Wikipedia.

[Garitina3657]

He's pissing fire

[kraquehaus]

@Garitina3657 SHE.

[zay2lex]

This is nothing! I'm burning so bad that I piss flames! Lol

[kraquehaus]

@zay2lex Yet another "pissing fire" comment. C'mon guys! Be more creative!

[tali1127]

Hudda hudda huh

[worldrular]

now if only i can find a way to fit that in my rucksack

[DJZephyr]

Alrighty, time to buff the Pyro in TF2... I want range like THAT.

[TheGIantR]

@DJZephyr That is actually a short range, some can go up to 50ish meters.

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR No fucking way, around 50 meters o.o?

[TheGIantR]

@lakostal Yup let me find some data in wiki

Aaah yes look here en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org(/)wik­i(/)List_of_flamethrowers

Remove brackets.

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR Isnt there any modern flame thrower?

[TheGIantR]

@lakostal The Geneva convention banned their use IIRC.

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR Why exactly?

[TheGIantR]

@lakostal Just because they banned most other weapons there, they deemed their use inhumane or something(Not that weapons are humane in any means it's just that some are nastier than others, the flamethrower if you get hit by it you are going to suffer a long and painful death, since the liquid gets soaked up on the clothes and skin and is not removable with water) the same reason they banned biologic weapons(Not 100% sure but I think I'm correct)

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR If you have rules for what, the world sure is fucked up.

[TheGIantR]

@lakostal Tbh those rules were not accepted by America. But still flamethrowers in the present are not going to be as effective since tanks are not so prone to overheating nor are buildings so easy to destroy.

But rules like that are also good to have since i think you are smart enough to figure it out yourself. Just put yourself in the place of a soldier.

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR Yes, but putting rules in war.. it sounds so wrong. Like it's a game or something.. and yes when you say it, i wouldnt believe it's very effective in modern combat today

[TheGIantR]

@lakostal Well people just don't want to die a horrible death:)

If an all out war truly breaks out though the gloves will fall and no one will give a fuck. The convention is there to prevent out of war creation of such weapons(Chemical Flame Biological), but i believe most counties develop some just in case. Also it's there to stop their use in non war situations like the Eastern Europe shit and some stuff in the middle east. I think i enlightened you on some things and now I'm tired g'night.

[lakostal]

@TheGIantR Well, thanks for the lessons.. sleep tight

[badgerattoadhall]

@TheGIantR no the didnt

[TheGIantR]

@badgerattoadhall Meaning I don't recall correctly. Shame on me.

[badgerattoadhall]

@TheGIantR no worries man!

[peanutbutterization1]

dear santa.....

[kraquehaus]

@peanutbutterization1 Apparently Santa has a lot of people with "flame thrower" on their list if the comments here are to be any gauge.

[TheFreakyOFreaks]

Mami Mami why the man pee flames?

[kraquehaus]

@TheFreakyOFreaks It's a girl in the video…

[mrcockie117]

Dear Santa!

[Schaarful]

Its looks llike the ghostbusters

[LtLexay]

I hate how movie flamethrowers go all of 2 feet when real ones go freeking 50m(depending on size)

[ponpatec]

AHHHHH IT BURNS I GOT THE SYIPH OWWWWEEEEEE

[Bielocke]

Kill it with fire!!!

[TheTrollFromHell]

it looks fun

[killermoomin]

dear santa...

[Jordanmikka208]

@killermoomin wtf dont copie everyone else.LAME

[kraquehaus]

@Jordanmikka208 I'm not sure if they are copying or just have the same lame sense of humor. Be thankful YOU aren't the one that gets any email everytime someone comments on this video. "dear santa"

"dear santa"

"dear santa"

A little creativity would be nice…

[kraquehaus]

@Jordanmikka208 Oh, don't forget the Chuck Norris ones… Ugh.

[Jordanmikka208]

@kraquehaus yeah i know right

[kraquehaus]

@Jordanmikka208 I miss the days of people making really creative judgements about my morals based on this video. At least THAT was entertaining! (Seriously; check out some of the older comments that I spent lots of time replying to. Sometimes engaging the trolls is amazing fun! Especially when they know absolutely nothing about me, but yet seem to be able to figure it all out in 18 seconds of video. heh)

[kraquehaus]

@kraquehaus Gee, thanks for reminding me! heh.

[TheSoonerfan444]

I wish you could buy these off the wall at kino der toten...

[lpatriquin]

i want.

[fre4kadele]

Fire in the hole!

[Gunsanddrums99]

chuck noris wants his lighter back

[madtaffyben]

Dear Santa...

[basealldave]

cool



[madtrevor9]

Dear santa.....

[epicutubemembername]

Thats what my ass looks like after a visit to Taco Bell .

[kraquehaus]

@epicutubemembername Goatse Bell™

[MBitzer5]

can anyone tell me how long a full tank will last on this flamethrower? Lust wondering

[kraquehaus]

@MBitzer5 Best.typo.ever.

[epicutubemembername]

Thats what Chuck Norris uses to dry his hair :D

[captainwolf1]

y did u guys turndown gas i no they go pretty far

[kraquehaus]

@captainwolf1 It was at a gun range in the desert. They were required to turn down both the pressure (i.e., range) and the amount of fuel for logistical reasons.

[UnforgottenGlory]

accully the origal flamethrower originated in ancient greece and they use "greek fire" as fuel dont remeber what the propellent was tho

[MRanonymous4life]

thats a good one for lighting my cigarettes

[RPBiohazard]

@UFOFrenzy Yeah I know. I'd just never seen a flamethrower fire before I watched this.

[Marsh2772]

@spudchucker9000 lol

[spudchucker9000]

Dear Santa..........

[TonyBurrito]

good now you can fight ze geermans

[xXCooroTheCrowXx]

Dear Santa......

[april76301]

@xXCooroTheCrowXx Are you seriously that desperate for attention?Copying another person comment...

[kraquehaus]

@april76301 Are they copying or just have the same lame sense of humor? I seriously can't tell. I get a damned email everytime someone comments on this video…and I swear every other one is "dear santa", "that dude is pissing fire" (which is funny because it is a young girl in the video), or some reference to Chuck Noris.

[april76301]

@kraquehaus Yes there copying me a while back on a flamethrower video i said that dear santa comment.People like commenting on your video saying that dear santa crap for some reason.When i thought of that dear santa thing it was around 3 am i do believe 4 to 6 months ago.But unfortunately taking it out on me is not going to stop the problem.When ever my friends have several people repeating them selfs on there videos.They just ignore them you can in fact stop comments on your videos from

[april76301]

@kraquehaus reaching your email.I do the same thing but if the comment is replying to me on a video its in my inbox.

[april76301]

@kraquehaus But agree completely stuff like that can be annoying.

[MrCunn12]

Chuck Noris wants his cigaret lighter back!!!!

[chica476]

The ad that was in this video was related to "Heartburn". HAhahahaha!

[kraquehaus]

@chica476 Oh that is fricken AWESOME! hhahahah!

[Debunka]

That's what it felt like when I peed after I was with yo mama!

[SkullcandifiedDj]

Flames are comin out of his piss!!!

[krele14]

@SkullcandifiedDj

Stupid kid >_>

[SkullcandifiedDj]

@krele14 U gotta learn to take a joke little guy...

[kraquehaus]

@SkullcandifiedDj You gotta learn to come up with better jokes little guy…

[SkullcandifiedDj]

@kraquehaus Is this the comeback that took you 3 months to come up with little guy?

[kraquehaus]

@SkullcandifiedDj Yes, I spent three months working on a reply to your amazingly witty post. Er, I mean "joke".

[SkullcandifiedDj]

@kraquehaus In case you didn't know... When I said you need to learn to take a joke, I actually meant that you need to chill your tits and calm the hell down

[kraquehaus]

@krele14 Massively. It is an 8yr old girl in the video! lol

[kraquehaus]

@SkullcandifiedDj It is a female firing the flame thrower.

[deleipeshit]

i think he left his cigaret on when he uses his Axe deo XD

[twotailedavenger]

Flamethrowers...

When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mofo in the room, accept no substitutes.

[FlameSyber]

lol how did u get that?!!!! xD

[kraquehaus]

@FlameSyber This was at a very special firing range in Nevada. They had it on hand for people wishing to give it a go.

[xKillahZoMbiex]

DRAGONZ BREATH !

[bendlor]

they should make like mini pistols that shoot that stuff.. or like fireballs or something like that... why dont we have that shit???

[DGneoseeker1]

@bendlor We do. It's called a supersoaker loaded with home made napalm. Not exactly safe, but it does what you want... Also you can get shotgun cartridges that fire bursts of flame. Dragon's Breath rounds.

[oscarlolage]

So...can I get one of these in Toys R us?

[TheMaryjaneist]

how much would it cost to have that on top of my car

[TheMrPhucked1]

chuck nooris puts his cigarettes on with that thing

[ihboobies]

fucking sick

[ontariobuds]

ONLY HUMANS would create a thing that shoots fire at another person.

Every other animal would want nothing to do with this, but not humans.

We're fucked in the head lolll

XD

[april76301]

@ontariobuds I created this weapon about 200 years ago humans did not.I am pele.

[jrag1000]

@ontariobuds

it's good. you can't fight back if your fighting fire. On yourself. Pain is a good distraction from engagement...

[april76301]

@jrag1000 Lol wtf why did i say that a month ago :P lol lol Staying up all night can really get 2 you lol.

[BadassPandas]

its the firefighter who has his own style

[ElBandido54]

...I want one

[Khaosmoglin]

they're putting out fire with fire

[dannylamb456]

@ILoveHackingAndCod it aint ammo, usally its napalm (kinda old) or gasoline (pretty effictive)

[vsboy25]

i think this is the most evil weapon made, Its cool but evil an i dont think anybody should die like this