How To Stop Being Horny

[Poopoobut2]

Here's a good way to kill a boner:

"Dead Kittens"

[DrTopfen]

You don't even wanna know what I've thought when I looked at my pencil in the hand of the girl right beside in todays german class

[TheEndlessRoutine]

run some fucking cold water over it.. that simple.. T_T;

[Sicowkaksin]

Help me as a girl

[TheEndlessRoutine]

@Sicowkaksin sorry to say; but this is yet another of the many things that suck about being a girl. the thing is there's no quick fix for girls' as there is for men. you gotta go through the whole 'sha-bang' ( maybe look at a picture of jabba the hut?? )

[Sicowkaksin]

@TheEndlessRoutine lol

[TheEndlessRoutine]

@Sicowkaksin (:

[hot6235]

try and keep it subtle, or you'll look a bit weird

[Sicowkaksin]

what about from a woman's pov

[Veruka311096]

How can you rid yourself of your bonaaaaaaah , hahaha !

[tabibitosama]

1:08 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KaneDoggalypse]

this makes me want to watch porn...

[comeo325]

obviously this dudes never heard of rosie o'donnell

[08mohawk]

jack off!

[xSNiiP3D]

Just look at one spot, dont think of a bad time or anything because that has done the trick for me before :P But didn't lead anywhere good! So just look at one spot, even if u look like a dick, just say I was daydreaming and it gone ;)

[oliviaw83]

I'm really horny right now!!!!! >.<"

[MrGamerBoy1212]

to to 1:44 to 1:48 for JIZZ IN MY PANTS FACE! XD

[I3img]

I enjoyed, it was funny as hell xD

[sgtMaxCollin]

i usually just look a picture of renee zellweger, that always does the trick

[allxtar]

1:42 JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[LK2H]

think about chuck norris snapping your dick.

ow.

[DarthMorbius1977]

@LK2H Enough with the Chuck Norris crap already...

[qwerty58749]

to lose a boner think about:

old nuns

math

science

disecting a frog

REALLY old people

[songfrog89]

Lol!!!

[datingfree1a1]

5 Stars video

[Katy1985]

Imagining or seeing some scary pictures or images will help to stop being horny

[Katy1985]

the kiss from the guy is so funny , ha ha ha

[xjordanx232]

i just imagine a pencil going threw my dick and it goes away..

[xfization]

@xjordanx232 ouch

[TheLaughingMan0603]

@xjordanx232 hoyl shit man, i though it wil needles but a pencil is just ewww xD

[TheUnresponsive]

imagine if you do that in the office in front of your boss.. DUMB

[JacobCoons1]

Lol fuck he just horny wanted fuck her

[DFxWoLvEz]

its called the belt strap of ur pants :] always works, but it has to be suddel cant make it look like ur fiddeling with urself, act like ur going for something in ur pocket but it has to be fast

[khpunkrock]

I wasn't horny so far Until I watched this video!!!

thanks man :/

[mariafrancesca7]

HAHA 'the good thing about doing this at work is that you can time yourself, and then work out how much you got paid for doing it'

[dooo658]

Harald is one sexy beast!!! ;)

[DeathIIV]

@dooo658 mmmmmmmmmmm he is :P *gay chubby chaser here*

[Wutwut1n1]

boner to flacid in record time

[katehoney90]

"and work out how much you got paid for doing this" :)))))))

[paigemousy]

Any videos from a woman's point of view?

[AustinDarkKiller]

Put ur dick between ur legs

[Katy1985]

The guy's smooches is so funny, ha ha ha..........

[MrIndestructible29]

Toyota commercials?



[santerre1974]

that stuiped . will not work on humans ...

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

just fuck them and your dick will go soft

[wowelite2]

Think of the oldest person u know wearing a bikini

[RymvTheGod]

To avoid being seen as weird during a presentation, jack violently at your dick until you spurt in a public bathroom before presenting.

[thePaulnLarryHour]

just put her hand on it instead of doing it your self!! Check out carl at wiseboypro on youtube!! he will have the ladies wet wet wet!!

[MusicMan53100]

I especially loved the ending

[jakehannonisgay]

the whole knife to my dick thing.... i shriviled up like i raisin.

[EmoRockOut]

im a girl...i dont have to worry about this :P

[SykeSiK]

The black haired girl is just... BONER!

[Tsonchi]

that music is hilarious 

[ErinC1991]

@Neatod well said!

[ZOMGOSHZZ]

This dosent help at all im always horny ... i always masturbate to stop being horny

[jebus0000000]

The most embarrasing thing is when you're at a beach and you get a boner. I was once in the water and I got one and I had to stay under water although it was really shallow there. I had to wait a long time for it to drop. The next time this happens I'll try to use this technique.

[CrrpgLover]

Go to this website > killerjo net

100% Guarantee. It makes you stop being horny at once.

[Paperbagman555]

This just made me even more horny =/

[petboy9]

After you masterbate you really don't feel like getting horny because your penis thinks the job is done so you will be good for another two ours then you need to stay away from hot girls because you might need to do it again haha

[TheCrazykid152]

@damnyou22times wat do u mean it's not a big deal I'm mean I'm a girl and I sometimes have that problem but it's not that bad.

[J05H1B0196]

lol getting paid to WANK. what a job xD

[DamnYou22Times]

My wife and I got in an argument and she been over her friend house for almost 2 weeks and I'm Horny and MAD as HELL! I'm trying not 2 ask her 2 come over and give me some, but this SHIT is going 2 make me CURSE somebody the FUCK OUT! your videos is for perverts! I want 2 make love to my wife, I want my wife and I want to feel her body, not jack my dick, all u have done is made me FUCKIN MADDER! then they got these vids on the side on HOW 2 make a girl Horny, which is making me HORNIER! FUck U!

[0SnowfalI]

@DamnYou22Times well...sucks to be you right?

[John20Kevin]

fap fap fap

[mohammedbianca2010]

just stand up and let the girl see that you are horny if they're sexy maybe they could give you a head

[foshizelistic]

Lolololololol

[risetoday101]

masturbate in the bathroom cum and you be not horny anymore

[moderator500]

duct tape ur dick to ur belly its not that hard

[perezjdesi]

Respond to this video... just tuck ur dick to ur waist band works every time

[moderator500]

@perezjdesi hahahahaha good response

[wannachew]

ooouuuccchhhh meat cleaver.......2.57  hahahahah

[jonathanpolkm]

i usually think about my mom....

no need to watch the video!

[gotalittlecaptain]

I will fuck anything that moves at any time and Im a girl and my friends say im a slut bc of it but whatever

[moderator500]

@gotalittlecaptain seriously?

[gotalittlecaptain]

@moderator500 pretty much.

[moderator500]

@gotalittlecaptain oh...wow

[DamnYou22Times]

@gotalittlecaptain my wife and i got in an argument and she been over her friend house for 2weeks and I'm ready to CURSE ANYBODY ass out! I'm horny and MADD ASS FUCK! this guy makes me want to slap the FUCK OUT OF HIM! I"M GOING FUCKING CRAZY and I REFUSE TO Jack my Dick! AHHH, I want to HUrt Some damn BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gotalittlecaptain]

@DamnYou22Times haha. there's always marriage counseling I guess

[0SnowfalI]

@gotalittlecaptain If he refuses to to masterbate then quite frankly it just means he needs to buy a toy or something.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

just jackoff and move on

[gokugohanson]

i get horny whenever i see my friend dam she is so hot.

[DeltaPixel]

@gokugohanson then just fuck her. <3

[gokugohanson]

@DeltaPixel yeah i guess that would help XD

[xghostazsnx]

Whenever that happens to me i just chop off one of my penises

[gokugohanson]

@xghostazsnx XD

[EmbrunFalcon91]

I either 1, Lightly smack or flick my nuts till they hurt lol of ir theres people present i think about me....Stepping in fresh dog shit bear-feet....feeling it go between my toes...blehh lol

[magicicle]

I love giving BJ's, that usually helps

[bluebacman]

GO IN THE BATHROOM AND JIZZ OF'

[KillaNCDealer]

Just flick your nutsacs man that helps alot.

[killerzwad80]

@KillaNCDealer lmfao

[hungarianhangover]

thanks this has gotten me out of more than a few "sticky situations"

[rrpauldoran]

lol 1:10 was hilarious

[moniker127]

Just reach down discretely and tuck it behind your belt and under your shirt. Ittl hurt a little but the pressure will make it go away fairly quickly.

[bigham122]

Whats really odd but I think of a piece of toast with legs walking through a field

[nerdelicious5]

@bigham122 what if you've got an anthropomorphic toast fetish?

[Boogawoogawoogaprodu]

did he mastrabate

[CyberDreamWAlker]

Im horny know!!!!!!!!!

[parkourboro]

This video saved my job. thank you so much omg i love you. my boss never knew at all, he was completely unaware! :)

[TheFootball4756]

this video made me so horny... im horny more than 50% of the time im in school, is something wrong with me?????

[SoundKillerX]

@TheFootball4756 lol its really bad whenever you have to tuck in your shirt in school and you have a large boner and everyone can see it

[CyberDreamWAlker]

@TheFootball4756 Well so am i so i think its normal

[HeavenlyRa]

@TheFootball4756

If you're about 14 to 19 years of age, then no. Perfectly normal.

[bernie23232323232323]

If you're under 16, no.

at least for me i stopped getting the random boners in class when i was about 15

[jakash3]

Just drink mountain dew

[CyberDreamWAlker]

@jakash3 LoL ya do that My friend said it shrunk 2 inches lol forever

[TheLegacyMafia]

Achievement Unlocked : Beat The MeatFlag

[jambrandon531]

i have cummed on myself in class so much ass around me

[CyberDreamWAlker]

@jambrandon531 Same Here

[stevostevie]

Or you could just pour cold water on your dick.

[Albozfolife]

i wuld just beat the meat after i go in to a situation when there will be hot girls lol :)

[Arthasu]

now fuck this! the blond chick in video turned me on.. there's gotta be something I can do to get rid of my horniess I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[MSKittytanfrescas]

i know how to get rid of horny go fuck somebody!!

[MSKittytanfrescas]

can't help it!!! i just wanna fuck!!!

[NYerintransit]

Spank it if you have to. Do it before you go to work.

[trudon]

i want to fuck

[KingRadbadical1988]

Fat black chicks make me SOOO horny I can't help it I just completely lose control...I dunno what's wrong with me : /

[oTH3VIP3Ro]

@KingRadbadical1988 LOL

[0SnowfalI]

@KingRadbadical1988 Niiiice.

[Minky2488]

I am in the mood now! hehehe but seriously I am! :-(

[oTH3VIP3Ro]

@Minky2488 lol dude ur funi

[TheNoob511]

FUCK JEWS

[KingRadbadical1988]

@TheNoob511 Moar like...fuck YEWS!!!!!!111111111111oneoneon­e

[musicwanabe]

seriosly how much do they pay to act stupid or w.e on screen cause either u get payed well or ur the stupedest person ever to accualy do that >.>

[SinisterAppleJuice]

I'M HORNY THIS DOES NOT HELP

[SavageManChild]

@SinisterAppleJuice

It's a joke video, retard.

[rosyhappyalways]

My suggestion is..

1. Make your body tired.. go for work until you just want to sleep, if you still horny.. work again.. until you really tired and want to sleep ONLY

2. Try not to watch Porn again (really have a big impact... really do )

[MistahDude]

Just wear an athletic cup

[CartmanLandZ]

yea me too im horny now goddamit its fucking anoying

[rosyhappyalways]

Yes.. it is....

[JogaBonitofootball]

all you need to do is go jack off in the bathroom and problem solved

[rosyhappyalways]

no.. thats not help at all... cause I can do it more than one... I can do it again and again... (one day I can do it until... the record is... 12 times.. ) oh my.. it really tired me... exhausted... but still want it again and again.. I do really need a doctor.

But I have the solution...

1. Makes my body really tired with work until I just want to sleep ONLY SLEEP....

2. stop watch porn

[A25SexyRen]

call me and i'll help u stop being horny my name is ren 501 961 1910

[rosyhappyalways]

how you will hep them who is horny

[kevininheven]

i dont think they let u do that in school

lol

[JimTheMingebag]

Punch yourself in the balls, usually that works for me.

[rosyhappyalways]

what?!!

is that really help?

or it may cause people get to the hospital...

[vivle95]

@JimTheMingebag Myth busted it doesnt work and it hurts :/

[tastyciggarette]

@JimTheMingebag Hahahahahahahahahhaha, fucking funny

[0SnowfalI]

@JimTheMingebag lmao. not the best idea, if you hit yourself hard enough you can kill yourself guy.

[XzibbiX]

once,i was over horny and made love wit a chairO.o

[rosyhappyalways]

ha.ha. embarasing...

[CETNIKKILLA]

you just have to squeeze the head (sometimes hurts) but works

[candallman]

think of a hard math problem

the meat cleaver... lol

[ginnopogi2]

go to the bathroom and jerk off. when youre done you wont be horny anymore LOL

[InfiniteRandom]

could have done that first and saved time

[ClarsonCarson]

That couch scene hit me out of nowhere

[IwannaBeRich101haha]

ive been HORNY

[NotFromValetta]

NOOO WHY HIDE IT! Girls want to see boners, I always wish that a guy in class or on the bus or anything would get a boner in front of me but it never happens! If there are several girls in the room they might start laughing or something but they secretly get turned on, they just don't want to show it to their girlfriends. lol! I'm a woman so I should know.

[0SnowfalI]

@NotFromValetta A lot of woment hese days aren't alway all like "boner-ho" when they see it and more than likely it turns someoff. It all basically depends on where that will be accepted. The workplace for instance, is like a hunting ground for those who are single. So that's like, the perfect place to try and find a match to the boner or something of the like...

[ChynaL15]

I'mm alwaysss hornyyy

[mystic0276]

lmfao is being horny bad

[mystic0276]

lol im horny i needa stop so i search up how to stop horny LOLZ

[Chameleonardodavinci]

lmao,harold looks like a rounder tim curry...

[ludvvig95]

demi120 gave me a boner just by that coment

[LILGERSON504]

this is so stupit

[destroyallfranks]

u no wot i h8 men! i'm gonna turn lezbo at this r8! but i'm not attracted 2 women hmmmm........ nunery here i cum!

[zulu650]

just go to bathroom and masterbate

[new9876]

why cant u just stand up even iff they see the boner, maybe they think its hot?

[destroyallfranks]

girls arnt like that tho, they dont get horny over ugly men!

[demi120]

i love giving boys boner