Serbian Lesson 1 RE:EDIT

[daanifi]

Pričaš isto k'o Google Translate! :D

[FightingDreamsPro]

SEX 0__0

[SrleVigilante]

U PIČKU MATERINU!!!!

[joro971]

Dude plz make a video OF BULGARIAN languagge please... pretty please with a lemon drop with big tsokinies!

[Noonnn33]

MAN DO A VIDEO of Bulgarian Language... :D:D:D

[favoritegame92]

LMFAO I Will F The Sun Out Of Your Heaven znaci umirem hahahahahaha

[asdfsdfsd98]

jeboce te sunce iz nebo! :D

[CyberRion]

Lol

Google transcribe audio:

Dani: "U pičko materino"

GTA: "Pitch from octavio"

[MikiMeLL]

u picku materinu xD

[latinoluka]

i rated with my tongue

[Super84Bella]

Down Serbia!!!

[LukaNP8]

@Super84Bella Go u picku materinu

[aleksandraNBA]

@Super84Bella Fuck you.

[Habalahahuhi]

u pitchku materinu...

[DarkLord064]

ahahahahaha

[serbogirl1995]

u r very funny and everything...but honestly i cant understand how to pronounce the words...and i really wanna learn serbian....its a lovely languange!!!!!

[gajsva]

@serbogirl1995 de glupa si ko kurac

[stefkesonic]

ja sam ti rekao jedan put BREEEE!!!!ako ti kazem jos jedan put UBICU TE!!!!!

[MrMasterOdin]

@stefkesonic ja sam ti rekao jedan put PREEEEE! ako ti kažem još jedan put UBIĆU TE

[malibou698]

hahahhahahahhahah



[00Linette]

PMSFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheUselessMonster]

i am the devil. you can mess with me tonight = ja sam sotona,mozes igrati sa mene nocaas :D :D :D

[TheCoDBros2]

Na hrv bi bilo naj naj

[WhisperEyePD]

tvoje kola je jako zeleno u boju!

[Rasa897]

Koliko ima kompova..mamu mu jbm ...svaki snimak ima drugi komp! xD

[Jerryassassin3]

repeatedly tap 4 it sounds like... you'll find out ;^D

[doublerainbowbitch]

can you write the complete phrases down ..pleaaasseee

[BobiSky91]

hahhhahahha nije normalan... svaki put kad kazhe U PI4KU MATERINU.... !!! ja nemogu da se strpim a da ne svrisnem od smjeha ! hahahaha U PI4KU MATERINU !!

[Elizabetakv]

A odakle je ovaj lik ? :DD nesto mu bolje ide ovaj eng od srpskog :DDD



[havdalla1]

bog i sakon si.

obozavamte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dusk0dug0usk0]

This is very BIG shit!!!

[drazenujic96]

brother do not know Serbian you do to try harder you do not have mild

[Stefanreport]

tvoje kolo je jako zeleno u boju! xD....

[TheNemzy]

Are y Albanian :DDDDDDD

[chewenga]

Like he explained it's only because he finds it funny, or maybe a loss of identity that he tryes to hide trough comedy. I'm happy that the rest of us don't have that kind of problem.

[SerbianAmp]

I love you so much for teaching Serbian profanity. Now I can control my English profanity better in public. XD

[zoranhacker]

i'm a searbian so i know that serbians don't swear on every 2 minutes. ako neko zna srpski evo dokaza da sam srbin

[masny666]

znaci idiot :D :D :D

[sistermoj]

Jebace te sunce iz nebo :D

[Potar4y]

HAHAHAHAH OMG HILLARIOUS :D

[kobram85]

kakav komad kretena... KRV TI JE*EM!!! 3:)

[NooBlind]

u pičku maaaaaaaaaaaaterinuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuu !!!!! :D Nice breee!!!!!

[pickoterapeut]

MOJA PICKA I JA CEMO IMATI NASE MARGARITA xDDD

[sakal120380]

Lepo sto te vidim ponovo u Pic.ku MAterinu :D

[marrrinko]

5 ljudi ima kola sto su zelena u boju...... :)

[titanjan95]

poss braci nemcima!!!! xD

[sexcSerbian]

bahhahha gold.

[yungtitan13]

this is t fuckin funny. srbjia bre

[TheAnd1fan1]

jest lud...prsko totalno hahahhahahahhaha

[howmayihelpyou1]

blackonecro@ kada bi takvi svi hrvati i srbi bili

[carloss1960]

You are fucking hilarious, dude. But seriously, I would like to learn it. I am open to anything anyone wants to teach, especially languages. Please teach it properly, without the curses. I am ready to learn.

[koprian]

@carloss1960 theres no proper serbian without curses!

[carloss1960]

@koprian How do your priests preach thier sermons in serbian? How do people speak in serbian churches? I'm sure it might be a common thing on the streets and in bars to curse with every other word, but is this practical in hallowed atmosphere? On television even?

[BrunoCroArmy]

man, you're really crazy XD please make a video about the Slovenian language, because trust me-there's nothing funnier

[katz0rable]

@BrunoCroArmy

ahaha. Hilarious. You know what would be even funnier, making one in croatian.

[BrunoCroArmy]

@katz0rable ahahahahah I'm sure that you aren't Slovenian XDXD, no offense buddy

[MsKittyTeya]

@katz0rable the language is practically the same.....

[EverythingiP0dTouch]

У ПИЧКУ МАТЕРИНУ!!!!!

[lizjoe217]

isn't 'kolo' bike? and 'avto' car? And I looove that you and "your pussy" want margaritas... nice :P hehehe... love your videos.

[xX1994rulesXx]

Tvoje kola je jako ZELENO u BOJU!!!!!

Tu se svaki put pocepam xDDDDD

[UroshSRB]

You are very funny

but I hate you because this 1:28 :@

[Maloca92]

@UroshSRB haha you hate him because he said "montenegro"?

dude get a life :P

[UroshSRB]

@Maloca92 omg not Montenegro, he said Kosovo!

[luksan23]

@UroshSRB

vidi se da si retardirano smece,zbog tebe ljudi mrze srbe

jedi govna i umri

[UroshSRB]

@luksan23 alo bre majmune retardirani gluvi lik je rekao Kosvo i ti to podrzavas?

ajde spasi Srbiju i ubi se...

[5634412687563615]

Heaven forbid !!!! :)))) I never learned so much foreign language in one video lesson in my entire life =))

[dzondza1]

danny <3 hahaha :D

[jugonijezadugo]

Boring!!

[birdsal432]

lols, watch this with "Google Transcribe Audio" on :D

[majcek011]

@birdsal432 Ahahah "nabih berri you know" = u pičku materinu xD

[RICHANDROS]

lolol.

[MickoTLT]

Oduševio sam se kad sam video post od blackonecro-a... Pozdrav i tebi prijatelju... Svaka čast!!!

[15ManchesterUtd]

moka pichka i ja :D

[15ManchesterUtd]

Dobro :D

[ushtipack]

moja pichka i ja cu imati nashe margaritas,pored BROD!!! ahhahaha

[ElevenColors]

I need to go find the Serbian embassy in Tokyo so I can practice...

[Bojack222]

jos ti je taj prvi bio najbolji kad sam se odvaljivo na njega :P

[ivche13]

TVOJE KOLO JE JAKO ZELENO U BOJU

[KevinAZheng]

Please don't put pauses in between what you say lol it's kinda...annoying and not the same

[JaSAmUDuSiCETNIK]

I LOVE THE ENDING HAHAHA !!

5*

[Herz2146]

This still makes me LAUGHHH

[Or1on20]

DANNNNY DO THE 'WED NEWS DAY' AGAIN SOMETIMES , thats was just awesome ;D

[MeikoMan800]

дај обриши, шта убацујеш поново

[kedalin]

Why did you remove the pauses, Danny?

It's just not the same... It loses the essence...

Don't edit like this, just re-post!

[joemamma61]

did he ever explain how he came across learning Serbian

[mrdanijel]

great!

[gumbess]

haha, still sound waaaay better than vietnamese, cambodia, etc.

[VelikaKesa]

haha this is good, but the original is much better Danny ^^ they way you said it was also hillarious =) pozdrav iz Hrvatske!!

[alecjahn]

I don't quite agree with the edit, some of the humor was in your delivery, and you totally removed that! :C

[svizy]

This is awesome as usual, but I personally really hate this edits, I'm glad I've downloaded and saved the original copies :P

[jjabcd]

I will eff the sun out of your heaven.

[SuperG838]

lol

[LelouchXLamperouge]

Ваш видео снимци су увек смешно Данни!

[fable896]

rate comment use your tongue

[3GBlog]

Igrat? That means play I think you meant dance.

[rexturoth]

ma jebam ti u pichku ti matrnu

[FrostLagoon]

U Picku Materinu :D

[oma0812]

You've got so many subscribers but only 300 views...

But tell me: why Serbian?

[MilosPCK]

@oma0812 He is of Serbian descent.

[oma0812]

@MilosPCK Ooh funny. Didn't know that. That's why his name is Zasto Zato... Kurac. I think his last name is very... authentic?

[chiyerano]

@oma0812 Because he found that his Serbian videos were rather popular and he has been getting many requests for more Serbian videos and so started this channel specifically to fulfill those requests.

[chiyerano]

@oma0812 And his last name is Grozdich, in case you really didn't know.

[LiMoNcH9]

xD ahahah :D i love it :D xD omg.. you are like crazy :P hahah :D funny guy xD ^^

keep going :P ;)

[blackonecro]

ZAŠTO KURAC ZATO

buraz, greets from Croatia :)

pozz i braci Srbima ^^

[SrbThug]

@blackonecro  poz i tebi

[Lithium119]

@blackonecro pozz i tebi, brate! konačno neko da neće samo da se svađa na nacionalnoj osnovi po ytube-u! thumbs up!

[jovkesnoopy]

@blackonecro hvala brate pozdrav i hrvatima xD

[milivoje1111]

@blackonecro :)

[FilipR6]

@blackonecro neznam cemu to "braci"

[SVWolf1]

@blackonecro Super :D

[kontinent007]

@blackonecro

Braci srbima? a ti hrvat..Mrs jeben ti mater!!

[blackonecro]

@kontinent007 oprosti sto ne zivim u proslosti ko tvoj primitivni um budalo neobrazovana

[roknikov]

@kontinent007 ma koj ti je kurac? ovaj razume istinu a jos ga ponizavas?

Ma nisi bre ustaska picka, u picku materinu !

[roker587]

@blackonecro svaka čast stari, puno se sranja glupog i nepotrebnog dogodilo između svih jugoslavenskih naroda zahvaljujući seronjama što griju stolice u saboru, bilo na hrvatskoj ili srpskoj strani, drago mi je da su bar neki ljudi ostali normalni... btw ja sam hrvat,a najbolji prijatelj mi je srbin koji živi u hrvatskoj, ako se mi možemo slagat, zašto ne bi i drugi...

[Freakazoidr]

@blackonecro

Poz braci hrvatima! xD

[MegaCh7]

@blackonecro Evo nekog ko nije nnacionalista...fala kurcu na udarcu :) bravo brate :)

pozdrav iz SRB :)

[onebighellyeahdude]

u pičku materinu i vi i vaša porodica

jebem vam mater :D

[totallydubbed]

a pichatumadrriuuuuuuu!!!!

[TheUTuberGM]

@totallydubbed No...it's "u pitchkoo mutterynoo!!!" :D

[pa3kput]

try to say something on bulgarian :D:D please!!!!!! :D i love u DANNY! - . A LOT . - LOL

[pooperinpantz123]

im going to shout those phrases out in a crowded mall

[dexter199]

jebem ti tri silosa zita a na svakom zitu po tri picke materine!!!! ....say that in english :)))

[d90serbia]

@dexter199 auuu jebote :D

[m1sh0tw]

The more u scream and the louder it is ... XAHXHAHAXHAXHAXHXAHXHXH absolutely

Greetings form Bulgaria :P

[Danny77uk]

...kosovo....haha

[PeraSerb]

Need more -BRE- :D

[Zabakiller]

unedited is better

[GOOOGOOODANCEGIRL]

The best video evr :)))

[icebreaker9510166420]

my favorite video

[emofittlisa]

HILLARIOUS

[sprinkles70]

he he.... I love it XD

[antokosic]

305th.! xD

[4evil2me]

If you are in a church and everyone is praying then you just say: "Oh Jesus.... U pitchku materinu" because it means "Oh Jesus.... A good friend of mine" XD

[arab4ever]

Luv it.

[redvsgreen9dr]

I LOVE IT!!!

[colloredbrothers]

ZELENA!

[anjaxfreak]

Haha :D U pičku materinuuuuu.. I'm from Slovenia and we have almost the same ''pičko materno'' :D (Y)

[kago123]

How about adding text to video?

I'm from PL

[Miru20]

@kago123 me too, and I second that

[lxpinionxl]

This was the first vid I had ever seen of yours, a friend linked me to it on your gradualreport channel and then over the next couple weeks... I watched nearly all of them. Subscribed to and watched ddiary09, sex guru Steve, and now it's like everything has come full circle seeing this vid again. Love your work, Danny, keep it up!

[milos150]

U picku materinu does not mean motherfucker, it means in your mothers vagina.

[McMiiCoo]

@milos150 jebote al si ti glup...nema prevoda za "u picku materinu" na engleskom.. posto ne mozees bukvalno da prevodis..-.-

[95DANGER]

Lepo da te vidim opet, u pičku materinu

[MissGabisia]

hahahahaha!

[hole2score]

Ovo je dobro,u pičku MILU materinu :P

[hyperactivemonkey95]

hahahah, why are you talking angry when you are talking serbian?? try talking nicely.. like. very.. nicely XD

[hommyg40]

LMFAOOO...

[MickeyMrCat]

Hrvatska te voli dani u pičku materinu!!! :D

[megazerk]

hehahaha !

[wannabeair007]

dont forget croatia. youll make great friends there too.

[Jagger2637]

LMAO

[ceranac159]

Ovo je zakon... u pičku materinu :-)

[iochkata]

Pizdec

[m4ckic4]

дај обриши, шта убацујеш поново!

[GMODCREATOR]

Lawl!

[TheCyber96]

Haha odlično dani!!!

[Nickolo3]

Woah, not-so-subliminal message at 1:44. "rate, comment, use your tongue"

[Nickolo3]

I will eff the son out of you heaven too, Danny.

[CroSlayer]

@Nickolo3 Sun... not son

[Nickolo3]

@CroSlayer Oh . . . wait, Danny's not a pedo now?

[pajathetrut]

it means on serbian you can "swear" as much as you want

good luck

you can alwais think of a new swear and combine other ,and thats why i love mine languige

it was nice talkin to you i gotta go play battlefield 2142! zdravo !

[kchelly]

yes

[Ayomide345]

danny said he'd rape god basically >_>

[3liteNerds]

you say BITCH CU MAITE A LOT

[3liteNerds]

Roflz

[SrbThug]

keep this shit up bro

[moscowmasha]

You yelling at the camera never fails to make me laugh. Oh, and I keep hearing the similarities between Russian and Serbian, but my knowledge of Russian swear words is sadly limited.

[pajathetrut]

@moscowmasha yes the russian swear words are limited ali na srpski mozes da psujes kolko oces

spasiva

[moscowmasha]

@pajathetrut Well, from what I know Russian is rather rich in swear words as well, I'm just not very well informed on that topic.

Did what you wrote mean "In Serbian you can [something] as much as you want"?

I don't know what "psujes" means, it doesn't remind me of any Russian words...

[Arsenov92]

@moscowmasha

Psujes - means Swearing....

[hrmarinkovic]

@Arsenov92 u pičku materinu

[moscowmasha]

@Arsenov92 Thanks! That makes sense.