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  • thats a good video, and you can believe it.

  • funny

  • wow lmao

  • haha i like this. this is funny

  • GOODSTUFF

  • You got talent daz 4 sure.. keep the videoz coming and thanks for da laughs..

    Aloha

  • Bush is an idiot even when he HAD a teleprompter.  Point? Oh, it's moot.

  • Well done. Check the politics. Youtube search thenewhotfire...

  • Theoretically, it is believed that all people descend from the same genetic mother. Furthermore, the difference in skin colour is merely a genetic mutation. "Race" is a label society places on people in order to prevent social unity and equality.

    The only significant difference between whites and blacks (besides culture) is skin pigmentation. To say that one skin pigmentation is more inherently evil than the other is absurd.

    Sometimes it's like Martin Luther King Jr. never even existed. :(

  • @anemorea Its not that MLK never existed. Its that Malcolm X did. I don't believe that different races have different intelligence levels or that one is "good" or "evil" but try explaining that to the NOI.

    I ALWAYS stood up against reverse racism. What pisses me off is that now tea partiers CLAIM to be standing up against reverse racism, when most of them actually endorse traditional racism.

    So now I have to tell the idiots of this world that "reverse reverse" racism is just as bad too.

  • Hahahah. You're voice sounds just like his.

    You do go off topic though. Both parties believe in Democracy.

  • so are you for or against Barack?

  • Funny haha wowsers man great you got his sound down thats for sure

  • You should vote based on the Candidate that shares your beliefs, not just based on what you see or hear on the TV.

    By the way, I would recommend to listen to Talk Radio, they talk about the issues not about all the garbage most of the pseudo -TV journalists do Today (pretty much bias and partial to one candidate).

    See you all in Novemeber, Victory 2008 for the most patriotic Candidate (This is a very good tip about who's my candidate).

  • well first of all"iwatchmasvideo"you are practically saying that 95% of blacks are voting for Obama because he is black. and you are pretty much saying that they ask on the street. well 1st of all 95% of blacks arent on the street and if they are they are probably uneducated anyway,thats why they are on the street. personally,Im black and I can give you 10 good reasons off the top of my head to why id vote for him.wait,im too young to vote, well i guess that proves that there are educated blacks

  • The fact that EVERYONE I ask that is for Obama has no idea what the fuck he stands for, obviously tells me he's getting votes because he's black, listen to the stock market, walstreet,etc, all of these economic experts are praying Obama doesn't get in. He's policies will wreck the economy.

  • "Obama will wreck the economy?" Take off your rose-colored glasses & see the obvious. It can't get any worse than what Bush has done 2 economy. There are closed business, people out of work & unable to find another b/c there aren't any & if there is there are 100s fighting for the same job, many families can't support their family, college students struggling w/ tuition, the grocery market price, gas, everything is crazy thanks 2 Bush.

  • Now if anyone wants to vote 4 that then you my friend are delusional! McCain has said himself, he agrees 90% with Bush, they are IDENTICAL and that equals identical results. Not a pretty sight!

  • I'm done with you, refer to my name (kissmybuttok) It fits will for you. Ciao!

  • funny = D

  • BY THE NUMBERS: The Impact of Tax Increases

    2.4 Trillion: The overal tax increase faced by American families, seniors and business if President Bush's tax cuts expire.

    $1,716: The average tax increase for over 100 million Americans if tax cuts are allowed to expire.

    $2,034: The average tax increase that will hit 17 million seniors if President Bush's tax cuts expire.

    8.3 Million: The number of jobs created after the tax cuts of 2003.

    $91 Billion: The cost of reinstating the Death Tax.

  • Exactly, I love how somebody gave you a thumbs down because you stood up for Bush and they didn't want to listen to the facts. Bush has given out numerous tax breaks and they are the ONLY REASON this economy has stood on the tracks. I am sick and tired of Bush being used as a scapegoat for everything that goes wrong, he wasn't the best, but definitly not the worst. What the next president needs to do is give MORE tax breaks where Bush left off(McCain), not increase spending and taxes(Obama).

  • Honestly, I don't really care why others are voting for him, all I know is that I AM voting for him and all of my family and friends. And we do need a "change" we've had 42 presidents (ALL white) and almost all of them were useless pigs! Besides, the White House is only there because of the backbreaking work of Black slaves, their sweat, blood and tears is what constructed the House. The name "White House" is not coincidentally there, think about it. Regardless, we need a change.

  • Haha so you ARE voting because he is black. LOL that proved my point. If all of our presidents were bad.. how come we are the greatest fucking country on the planet? Obama? Will be horrible on our economy. He reminds me of Carter who wanted to tax all the big companies and rich and guess what happened... our economy tanked. Guess who fixed it next election? RONALD REAGAN!

  • We "are the greatest fucking country on the planet" as you put it because America is a BULLY. War, war, war is their agenda. I'm not saying that approach is wrong but we have to admit the truth, America is a bully, just as a bully in school, they go at it hard!

  • I rather have America be a bully than a wimp like most of the world. War is part of human nature, get used to it.

  • Yea but Bush has spent billions of dollars for an unnecessary war. I don't care about his so called tax breaks, he is spending much more than that and he continues to. I can't wait for that brainless monkey to be out of office come November. Piece of shit!

  • For years this country has had presidents that were worthless. They sat their pasty, flat asses in the White House and did not do anything progressive, not all but too many of them. If McCain and his VP nominee Sarah Palin is a disaster. If they take place this country would be in deeper hell than it is now. It would be de ja vu, that's how predictable their plans for this country would be. I am done replying to you iwatchmassvideo, you clearly do not have a brain that functions well. Begone pig

  • And your a racist bitch. Pasty? Your lucky I'm not a racist. You lost all credibility to anyone who's reading your comments when you said that. Have fun looking like a moron.

  • You lost all credibility when you started to fight for McSame. Get a life! Stop replying to me you useless waste of oxygen. Shoo!

  • Lol, so because I'm a republican I lose credibility? Your a fucking joke stop replying you racist.

  • You really need to keep your mouth closed. Eat my pussy!

  • I thought you were "Done with me". Also, wow, your very uh.. mature.

  • Republican policies have crushed the average American family with lower wages, fewer jobs, a massive growing debt, businesses moving overseas, an unecessary war of choice while forgetting who actually attacked us, a failed education policy, rising gas & food prices.

    Are they arguing policy CHANGES? NO.

    Can't cover this up with lipstick.

    Enough.

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    `·.,(¯`·´¯)(¯`·´¯)

    (¯`·´¯).·´_­`·.,.·´­­

    .`·.,.·´ ­

    ♥ Obama/Biden 08 ♥

  • Ok, so let's blaim Mr.Bush on the fact a DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY CONGRESS has a 12% approval rating? That's 3 fucking times lower than the president's. Bush has vetoed.. 2 bills now? Where are the democrats working here? I don't see it. I mean it's not like the President can make the laws. Nor is it the Presidents job to make sure oil prices stay down, or that businesses are moving out? That's called CAPITALISM and FREE MARKET. You want to change that therefore your a fuckin communist/for Obama.

  • I see you're still alive. Quit hitting response to my comments. I don't care to read what else you have to say. Begone! Shoo.

  • Then quit fucking replying. Lol you got schooled.

  • Lol. You're a joke.

  • You acted like a typical democrat. Soon as the facts were brought on the table you resorted to name-calling and ignoring.

  • After 8 years of George Bush, voting for John McCain is like changing seats on the Titanic.

  • And Clinton was any better? Jeez people never bitched about him like this.. and he cheated on his wife!.. And lied about it!

  • White people are garbage, please go kill yourself, you will eventually anyway, most white people commit suicide. Please go shoot yourself right in the head. Thanks! I would really appreciate it.

  • Atleast we don't shoot and loot eachother. Remember New Orleans? Now remember the out West tornadoes? Big difference, in one city, they looted eachother, and in the other, they helped rebuild eachothers homes. Racist.

  • At least we don't have to blowup a whole damn building because we're upset. White people are the devil's incarnate. Period. They all need to just kill themselves. Please do the world a favor. You iwatchmassvideo, blow up yourself tonight. Start off my weekend with a bash! Thanks dear.

  • Lol, then get the fuck out of the White majority country and go to another 1st world country with high living standards. Well that excludes Europe,Austrailia, and North America. Wanna go back to Africa and bitch at white people? Lol you'd come crying back.

  • Hmm, negative. There are white people in Africa too, those aliens are amongst everyone. But remember, America does not belong to the whities, they stole it like they steal everything else in life lol. Besides, if it weren't for Blacks, this country would not be in existence. You are now going on BLOCK. Have a great day. I know I will once you commit suicide today :)

  • Haha I never even said blacks were bad. You assumed that, if you READ the previous messages it's YOU his is being the racist here. I just said if you don't like whites get the fuck out of a 68% white country and go somewhere where your more of a majority.

  • if we kill ourselves, then who will keep all the black and mexicans from robbing, murdering and overdosing on drugs? If it werent for white people arresting you, you would have killed yourselves off a long time ago.

  • Pls go kill yourself, I am very serious. No whites = no more suicidal bombings, no more raping, no more hate, no more of anything negative. White people are the incarnate of the devil. Go die! Thanks!

  • Thats why the vast majority of murders, rapes, drug dealers, drug addicts are all done by blacks and hispanics. Suicide bombings? Suicide bombings are committed by arabs

  • Ur clearly living under a rock. White people commit the most crimes but are not prosecuted as much as anyone else. They are rapists-even rape corpses, whites are mentally ill, weak minded fools, drug loving apes, parent killing, professors and classmate killing monkeys. you pitiful poor excuse of a being is not worth another reply. Go back under your rock where you belong. Hopefully, I'll be hearing on the NEWS tonight again that another cracker is down (crosses fingers it's you this time) BYE!

  • You need help you know that?

  • I'll seek help after you do :) Ta ta.

  • I am not a racist, you are, I don't hate anybody, and racism is a psychological disease which must be cured through treatment.

  • You're the disease, shut up, go die!

  • How can you say that? This guy was just having a little fun, he was making fun of Barack, not black people. Black people and Asian people etc. aren't perfect and neither are we, you rape and hate on other people too, in fact without all white people, there wouldn't be enough peace keepers to stabilize the world because a lot of white people do keep this world from entering complete chaos.

  • White people keep peace in this world? LOL, funniest thing I have ever heard in my life! Read your history book, white people started every trouble known to man. Gimme' a break kiddo!

  • I said many do(as in they are part of the peace keepers not the only ones or the majority but a good number of them). We aren't evil(some of us are a little crazy but not most).

    and you are only using a couple hundred years of history when humans have existed thousands of years. Tell me white people are still the only ones to start trouble after going over every single year of that existence.

  • White people are the devil's incarnate. You are the devil. The end.

  • Yes, yes, yes, yes and no. :)

  • yes..to the first, no to the second.

  • eww, why are there so many negative and serious comments here. The video is very cute. Politics rules everything , it's sickning. You guys really need to get some friends. Anyway. I loved the video. Your impression is dead-on.:-)

  • Reasons I am Voting Democrat-

    I'm voting Democratic because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

    I'm voting Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democratic because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

  • Well, if you can't make profits for yourself.. what the hell can you do? People forget that in America.. the land of oppurtunity, the free, the brave.. is that we do not like giving our money away to bums on the street, in a capitalistic world(the one we live in) EVERYONE has a shot at bettering themselvs, if your smart of strong, you make it. If your dumb and lazy, sucks to be you. Everyone has a change to be rich, if you were rich.. would you love to be taxs out the ass? Absolutely not.

  • Well, I was born a democrat but I like independents best because if one plan fails, the other has a chance, considering and independent is both republican and democratic. I second like democrats though. And, I hate republicans! They are monsters trying to kill us all! They care about work, democrats like nature, but independents li8ke both. So, vote Independently! GO INDEPENDENTS! And then democrats and let me tell you something. LINCOLN WAS THE ONLY COOL REPUBLICAN! So, Mccain can die now! plz!

  • Reasons I am Voting Democrat-

    I'm voting Democratic because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

    I'm voting Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democratic because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

  • garciadelacadena<~~~ really? those arent good reasons garcio. you should read a little more :) or a lot more :D

  • Well, the fact 95% of blacks are voting for Obama, I believe it's safe to assume, Blacks are voting for Obama for 1 common reason, "he's black". I listen to talk shows most of the day and they go out on the street and ask Obama supporters, hell some even call up, and not one of them can tell us ONE of his god damn policies, you tell me a policy he is for, and I'll respect your decision to vote for him. But if someone is an uneducated prick who votes on race, then I got a problem with it.

  • He's not fully black, he is also HALF white, therefore that weak excuse is thrown out the window. People are voting for him because Obama is well qualified and the best nominee there is. No better choice!

    Obama o8'

  • Lol as he has said "If I robbed a bank, which color do you think I'd be referred too -black-". So obviously, he's getting most of the blacks voted because he's simply black. Just as Hilary got many votes just because she was a woman. How is Obama "well qualified", what has he even done with his career? He hasn't made any choices, voted majority as "here", basically passing on voting, than yes or no.. He also voted 57 times for raising taxes, lol his economic plan blows ass.

  • The FACT is he IS biracial black & white, I don't let the bigot "1 drop rule" blind facts. It is what it is. He is better qualified than McCain, or rather McSame. Anyone in their right mind can see that. Who would want another 8 years of the same, that totally SCARES me! If he wins this country will be in more debt and catastrophe than ever before. God, save us! lol. McCain only cares about those like him (wealthy). No thanks! Obama 08'

    Change We Can Believe In...I believe it!

  • All I heard out of that dumbass reply was "McSame, another 8 years, CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE, and Obama". It's basically the same fucking shit Obama fans has been spewing out of their mouths for the last 10 months. Fact, Obama wants to raise the stock profit tax back up to 30%(Reagen lowered it to 15%, which boomed the economy), fact: He voted 57 times to raise taxes, mainly on LOWER/MIDDLE class people. You can chant change all you want but all I say is a hypocrit/communist. His economic plan BLOWS

  • Also, I love how you say he's qualified and he's had like.. 3 years in the Senate. Does that make him even eligble for presidency? THE ONLY REASON he's getting votes is because he's fucking black. Proof, why does he continually shout change? Change as in this time a minority is going to get in? It's just the same as how Hilary got all them votes because she was a woman, and now just the same as Sarah Palin is pulling in woman votes. Don't deny it.

  • His plan is:

    - Taxing big companies and the rich.

    Reason that's bad: Jobs were outsourced to China because of taxes here, China offered them more incentives(A.K.A. TAX BREAKS(which Bush has given)), so that's like throwing salt in the wounds. Tax the rich and big companies.. they'll simply fucking move.

    -Offering all these social programs: An estimated $500,000,000,000 in new spending.. over-spending is the number 1 cause for our economic slump right now, and he wants to make it worse.

  • is

    you dont belive in preyer in school

    you belive in a bortion

    GO REPUBLICON

  • sims2rocker1112<~~~eh?? I do believe in spelling though. And republicon...wasn't he a decepticon??

  • almost your ears are to small.

  • Or because you're black

  • or because I'm black what?

  • You act JUST LIKE him oh my lol

  • Why I Am A Democrat in 2008? Just to be a republican in 2009..

  • U go boy! lol

  • Democracy you can believe in!

  • Then you can believe it.

    lmao. i love ur impersonations!

  • I believe!

  • Love it, even on my side of the stupid round world your guys election are getting some attention.

  • for some reason, yt didnt tell me about this video. grrr hehe :)

    but yeahh, its great!!

  • KALEY<~~~ heheh really? oops :) yeah this is my entry into the democratic convention competition :D how are yuuuuuu??

  • Alphie- hehe i hope you win!!!  :)

    im doing great, how are you??

  • They want 4 more years but just look at whats happened in 8:

    9/11

    A war launched on lies

    Troops sent into battle without body armor

    An economy that doesn't represent middle class families

    A healthcare system that is increasingly neglecting families

    Food and gas prices rising

    A drop in average income for all working families

    They tell us the recession is "mental" and working families are "whiners"

    John McCain is a continuation of George W Bush. Can your family afford that?

  • uh uh uh lol.

  • ahh ok makes since! =]

  • nnow alpha u know imma big fan! but this was idk kind of a yawn vid u know..? but i agree and if u most pick away!! =] cuz who cares its all in fun lol

  • light1star<~~~ well hey this was a contest entry....not my normal dish :)

  • Alphcat - Don't try to compare yourself to someone as great as Will Smith. You've got a long way to go to get to where he is. All I am saying is that I've learned myself that talking about religion or politics can push people away from you. Don't try and dictate to me what I should and should not say, either. Up until now, you were on my friend list but your offensive bullcrap has left me no choice but to block you. Go laugh at yourself. You will be the only one laughing. You and Obama R jokes!

  • lol block me? LOL aint nobody going to your page to talk to you! LOL hahah you came HERE! go block yaSELF. and I'll be the only one laughing? riiiiiiiight. you know how many times I've heard that and my views only go up. youre one of many with the same lame attempt at a verbal comeback. youre predictable. hows it feel? and obama is a joke? lol a big enough joke to spank the mess out of your beloved hilary on the campaign trail. guess the jokes on you. sucks to embarrass yourself in public huh?

  • olivia4058<~~ whats hilarious is when I read your comment yesterday about dont offend anyone. I was like obviously this chick is talking about herself cause YOU are the one offended. You cant be so sensitive. I knew you were talking about yourself wehn you mentioned religion...im like whos talking about religion? NOBODY. just her in her little brain. I'll compare myself to Will cause I have goals. at i'm not obsessed with Olivia Newton WTH who does that? you have issues. deal with it.

  • You are hilarious! I love it! ^_^*

  • The Candidates Messages to American

    Obama: Yes we can!

    McCain: No, you can't.

  • Here is a list of issues John Sidney McCain has Flip Flopped On: 1) Repealing Roe v Wade 2) Bush tax cuts 3) Opposition to torture 4) Campaigning at Bob Jones University 5) Was anti-ethanol, now he's pro-ethanol 6) Both for and against state promotion of the Confederate flag. 7) Campaign-finance reform measure that bore his name 8) Off Shore Drilling 9) Promising a positive campaign 10) 100 years in Iraq Where does John Sidney McCain stand on your favorite issue?
  • Re: Olivia - Why not? in regards to politics. Freedm of speech is there for a reason. Besides, his humor comes with valid points and supports a cause that he believes in.

    To top it off, its FUN!

    Alphacat keep doing you, be strong and of good courage!

  • Lovelyinc - People can do whatever they choose, but he's in the entertainment field. Politics & Religion's not entertainment. These topics R very close 2 most people's heart & people are easily offended when their beliefs R made a mockery of or R trampled on in any way. Humour's great when it's funny. I'm concerned such a funny man will be cast aside because he uses these 2 extremely delicate topics. It's okay 2 be funny but don't use ur funny to endorse anyone. Keep it funny and light-hearted.

  • Fuck you, you sensitive dumb cunt.

    Take a joke and learn how to spell.

  • Brian - You are a 14 year old and your mother and dad should place more restrictions on you and teach you to use better words to express yourself. Profanity proves ignorance.

  • Fuck you, my mom and dad have raised a smart intelligent person that can make light of something. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

    Comedy is about having fun poking fun at things. If you can't make a joke about politics or religion then just go watch the fucking Cartoon Network and let intelligent open minded people get on the internet.

    Get the fuck out of here.

  • olivia4058<~~~ olivia relax, dont try and dictate my career please, thank you. I do what I do. And politics will NOT hurt my career. Will Smith is HUGELY political and hes one of the biggest stars out, politics is huge for comedy cause people want to be able to laugh at all the things theyre pissed off about. Don't be so uptight.

  • Alphacat... I like you humour, but don't get to envolved with the politics or the humour becomes a bit of a bore and ruin your chance of any longterm career. Every person has a political belief and some are twisted. Don't let your talent go to waste on politics. Politics will make people bitter and they will remember you later. Political humour can fend off the people who really like you. It's best to stay away from religion and politics. You are so talented. Please don't destroy it on these.

  • I agree with everything you're saying. ^

  • I'm white & had a very best black friend 'til recently, 'til he understood I would not support Obama. After he found that out, he began to ignore me and our friendship tapered off. Not my choice, at all. I do not support Obama because he and Bush have alot in common. They are both arrogant loons! America needs balance, not some right or left extremist running our country. We've seen the Bush catastrophe, why in the heck do we need extreme left now. Our options are sad, but extreme is ridiculous!

  • ?? Mccain is more like Bush than Obama is.

  • Exactly. Bush is an arrogant know-it-all that had gotten our country into mess. Obama is on the other end of the spectrum and will do the same. What we need is balance and stability. I don't like McCain but Obama is a worldwide joke! We need an American president with a backbone. McCain has suffered as a patriot for America. Obama is the next clown in town for the next big laugh - just like Bushy boy. We need to stop electing jokes and start electing people who truly care about America.

  • ya but obama is more like Karl Marx, Hugo chavez and che gueverra. I don't support MCcain, but Id rather live with the status quo under MCcain than to live under a marxist socialist suppressive tyranny under Obama.

  • shadowsofnineveh:

    obama=karl marx=che guevera? um.....no. i don't know where you've been getting your info from obama's actually pretty mainstream left.

  • you proved my point. Karl Marx and che Gueverra were both leftists. Obama's Father figure and mentor while he was in Hawaii was Frank Davis...A member of the communist Party. Obamas Mother was heavily involved in communist groups. Obama spent alot of his time in college attending socialist conferences and choosing marxist professors for his education. Obama is not compatible with the United states constitution.

  • actually mr. clever guy, you missed my point. i know karl marx and che guevera were leftists, but they were radical leftists. obama isn't. maybe he's interested in certain socialist ideas, like universal health care. but that doesn't mean he's going to be suppressive or make America a socialist country or anything.

  • Any type of socialism is suppressive because it bases itself off of suppressing and limiting the freedoms and rights of some so that others can become regulated under the federal government. Any type of socialism relies on stifling some freedoms. So any steps toward evil will bring more steps to greater evil. Socialism relies on theft and theft is evil.

  • gosh, stop being such a drama queen. how is universal health care going to limit anybody's rights or freedoms?

  • because universal healthcare is stealing from one man to give to another. Universal healthcare forces me to pay for some other guys healthcare...its called theft. And universal healthcare deteriorates te quality of healthcare.

  • it doesn't have to deteriorate the quality of healthcare if it's done the right way. and since so many people don't even HAVE healthcare and so many people that do aren't being treated right, i think it's probably a good time to go in a different direction. and it's not stealing because healthcare is a right that everybody should have and what you pay is going to benefit you in the end anyway.

  • where in the constitution does it say that healthcare is a right? A right is something that does not take from someone else. All our constitutional rights do not involve taking from someone else. What if I don't want health insurance? The government will still steal money from me to pay for someone else...that is theft. Is the government going to force me to pay them to live? make someone else money? Every country where universal healthcare exists, the healthcare is shoddy.

  • also..i make 60,000 a year. I will be forced to pay for some guy who only makes 10,000 a year because he is not going to have to pay anything in the healthcare system. It is socialism and it is theft. Ive been all over europe and canada and the healthcare there is nowhere near what it is in the USA. Universal socialist healthcare stifles medical advances and gets rid of desire to compete. Health insurance now is expensive because of government red tape and lawyers suing. Cap the medical suits.

  • actually, canada's healthcare system is ranked better than ours. and personally i would perfectly fine with paying a little bit more so that a guy who only makes 10000 a year can afford to live his life properly, but you obviously have a problem with it.

  • I lived in canada for three years for college, when i got sick i had to wait two weeks before i could see a doctor. It was horrible. Canadas doctors are paid horribly and the service and cleanliness there in the hospitals are terrible.

  • and also....I make 60,000 a year. I pay for me, my wife and 3 kids. All my money goes to cost of living and our house. So you think i should also pay for some guy down the street who doesnt pay anything? All i have to say is fuck you. If the guy down the street tried to take my money personally, he would be staring down the barrel of an AK47. But instead he has the government steal for him. All you leftists are thieves. You want to help people, but only with other peoples money.

  • uh oh, someone's losing their temper

    :]

    you're unconvinceable and sort of scary, so i give up.

    love,

    a leftist theif &hearts

  • Convince me of what? Ive lived in canada so i know how it is there. You just listen to leftist koolaid socialist propoganda. Im Scary? Scary? How am i scary when all im trying to do is protect the money i work hard for for me and my family from being stolen by you leftist socialist thieves?

  • anyone who owns an ak47 is pretty scary to me.

    and i get that you want to take care of your family, so i kind of get where you're coming from with not wanting to pay more. kind of. but leftists socialist thieves? seriously? you're so extreme. leftists doesn't have to mean socialist thief, just like conservative doesn't have to mean crazy jesus freak that loves guns.

    but anyway, i take it back. i don't give up. it's fun fighting with you :]

  • so our founding fathers were jesus freaks? Federalist #46 by james madison clearly explains that "we the people" are the well regulated militia. The second amendment was specifically meant so the american people had the safeguard from the government taking away all our other rights. You think that voting is always going to save your ass? What if the government no longer listens to your vote? Weve seen how votes are easily ignored like in venezuela. how is an AK47 scary? because it looks scary?

  • and also...yes i will say again...leftist socialist thieves. The whole basis of socialism revolves around theft of one mans property to redistribute to another man who did not deserve or work for it. Thomas Jefferson stated that the fall of democracy will happen when government forcefully takes from one man to redistribute to another. Im laughing right now because you put all your faith in the government and police to protect you and wipe your ass. It is our duty to protect ourselves.

  • okay dude i have no idea what you're rambling about anymore. i didn't say anything about the founding fathers or voting or putting all my faith in the government. how did you even make that connection?

    and an ak47 is scary because it's a huge ass gun. guns aren't nice and cuddly.

  • A huge ass gun? An ak47 fires a 7.62x39mm round. The ak47 round is similar to a lever action 30-30 cowboy rifle. Most hunting rifles that fire .308, 30-06, 8mm, 7.62x54mm and .300 mag are much more deadly, bigger and powerful than an ak47 or m16. I don't understand why you have a problem with people wanting to uphold their constitutional rights of defense and keeping the federal government in check? If you are scared of guns, then don't own any. Don't force your anti gun views on us.

  • sweetie, lighten up. you're so freaking sensitive. i'm not forcing anything on you. i just think guns are scary. where i live, people don't usually own guns unless they're paranoid or something.

    also, you didn't answer my question.

  • lol...because you called gun owners jesus freaks. Americas freedoms and rigts are secure because we all own guns. I was asking if you thought our founding fathers were jesus freaks because they believed that americans right to keep and bear arms to protect all our other rights from government tyranny is a right endowed by our creator? Our founders clearly believed in jesus in all their writings. So what should i call anti gun owners? latte homosexual freaks? comeon

  • dude i said conservatives DON'T have to be gun loving jesus freaks. anyway, loving guns and being a jesus freak are two different things. it's just whenever you see a guy on tv that loves guns, he's usually a jesus freak, hence the stereotype. i was just trying to make a point that just because someone's a leftists it doesn't mean they're an evil socialist thief or something.

    lallaala, anyway, happy october!

  • Don't be an Ozombie, yes you can think for yourself, Obama and McCain are both losers

  • It wouldn't be quite as fun impersonating Mccain.. uh.. not at all.

    Thats the best part hahaha. Great vid.

  • The issue here, of course, is that John McCain claimed great umbrage at Barack Obama's lighthearted comment that Bush and McCain would emphasize that "he doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."

    But if John McCain thinks that comment was playing the race card, then why did he play it first? One month ago -- in late June -- a McCain ad superimposed Obama's visage on a one hundred dollar bill as part of an effort to mock his supposed 'presumptuousness.'

  • Hi, AlphaCat!

    In my opinion, freedom of speech is more than a "right" or an expectation. Sometimes it's an outright DEMAND. :)

    Henrik

  • OBAMA? Watcha doin' with AC's account????!!! :D

    LOL AC, I'll vote for YOUUUUUU! :D

  • u kinda look like obama in a way lmao

  • good vid. i always think these obama vids are amazing

  • Obama FTW!

  • Good one.

  • LOL! That was good.

  • u r amazing

  • HAHAHA ,this one was GREAT!!!!perfect impression!!

  • Neither Democrats or Republicans really support freedom of speech. I hate to say it, but this is crap, or at least that part of it. The impersonation is damn good though.

  • i said nothing of democrats or republicans supporting me. I said demoCRACY. I'm not speaking of individuals.

  • Alphacat all the way..!!!!

  • is it Louisvile or Louisville?

  • john mccain read tags... lmao!

  • 'Besides uh, it wouldnt be quite as fun, uh.. impersonating McCain... uhh... Not at all!!'

    LMFAO!! i love democracy! haha

    woot woot to this vid!!

  • supadupafly entry :)

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    I've never watched any of your Barack impersonation vids until now.

    Oh My God! You have his VOICE down perfectly!

    So Hilarious.

  • 19%<~~~~ why you all late?!?! thought you supported a brotha!! :)

  • Mr. Alphacat, it's not democracy that gives you those rights; it's the constitution (which was an attempt to place limitations upon democracy). America started out as what is called a "constitutional republic" or "limited democracy". The constitution was an attempt to prevent your fellow man from voting away your rights and property (which is what always happens in a democracy). Sadly, that's exactly what has happened since people no longer believe in natural rights/the constitution.

  • The rights protected by the constitution were not seen as being granted as privileges by the government. Rather, they were considered "natural" aspects of our human nature and existed prior to government. Thus, the constitution was intended to protect our rights from the political process (government/democracy). Democracy is just mob rule. To use an extreme example, a gang rape is not justifiable simply because the victim is outnumbered (as are any minority in a democracy).

  • That's democracy you can believe in indeed :)

  • I hate Obama, meaning, I hate his policies and views on the world and America. BUT I LOVE ME SOME ALPHACAT VIDEOS!!!! Hillarious, spot-on impersination dude

  • super8hogan<~~~ well at least you love me? i think? lol

  • much love bro!!!! Your videos are extremely entertaining and your impersonations of Obama are perfect!! Anti-Obama 08

  • my god.

    this is HILARIOUS!

    I think my republican vote MIGHT have just been swayed...

    i heart your videos. :)

  • sarasmilesgl<~~~ thanks sara :)stayed tuned :) obama 08

  • im not a democrat or a republublican i personally try to be indepentdent due to the fact that I cant agree 100% with what either political party says