Interpretation of "Beast Of Blood" by Malice Mizer

[xxxDeepxBluexxx]

Epic Beansprout XD

[YLLEKIYAKUX]

jesus fuck that drill part made me crack up so hard

[912C32]

good work

[fukunofukyou]

I demand for moar!

[humectantls]

A classic!

[SeaweedAmbassador]

I can't even remember the last time I laughed so hard. I don't think I've EVER laughed this hard actually.

Thank you, you just made my day. Fuck it, you made the rest of my life.

[SeaweedAmbassador]

....I love you.

[Zackfair1class]

haha XD niice! i love it

[Lyekkah]

I have been a long time Malice Mizer fan and I laughed my ass off through this entire video. Thank you for making it! It was a laugh riot! Especially when you put in Kai from Lexx. . . .my name is also from Lexx.

[bobagopaa]

N.W.A lol

[koyukionna]

Hahaha.

[xxmimiemoomooxx]

hahahah I love it!

Bean Sprout...

[razorromance]

Favorite part 4:17 gotta love the Count

[JRocKinPENANG]

sounds more like 'haggis good for diarrhea'

[CoranDragon]

oh no.. a hole

[fadedproductionsVX]

hahahaha at the jackhammer picture for the drums

[CrystaD]

I watched this back in '06... and even now I still think it's funny XD

[NoReturnsCNPSF]

It sounds more like 'Beast Butt!!!'

[ryusaki007]

Its really good ^^

beansprout jajaja

[LiangXueNi]

LOL I can't stop laughing...

[Cristalbelial]

Jajajaja so funny.

[marchstorylover]

this made me lol so hard i love it

[TheAngelsDecay]

I HATE YOU!!! LOL I can't take this song serious anymore! :DDDD Awesome video!

[Portubella12458]

@colicub

Hizaki from Versailles could also fool anyone! Plus their music is awesome- just thought I'd suggest them in case you hadn't already heard any of their songs XD

[colicub]

@Portubella12458 My niece is obsessed with Versailles, but personally I prefer his solo stuff or HIZAKI Grace Project. And yes, he totally could fool anyone.

[MisakiCookie]

Ow god! I love you! If you hadn't made this video I had never known that Malice Mizer is so awesome! I love their sound~

Oh XD and your video is awesome too "beansprout!" XDD Lol

[KuroiHato69]

OH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! That is too funny! (^o^)

[LimeySnee]

This is hilariously awesome!!

[Blodqvist]

3.40

Yay, Can! Future Days is a great album. ^_^

[niketo100]

LOL.

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

2:19 LMFAO!!!!

[pechvogel2006]

malice mizer should sing more in english...

[NefariousDreary]

A WENCH, COOL! XD

[NefariousDreary]

I LOVE CATS!.......

[copperdragon420]

This is awesome.

"A Wench, Cool!"

Beansprout....

[BrokenButHappyGirl]

hahahaha!i love this song but after this i don't know if i can actually listen to it without laughing.....

[Atsuma1987]

that cat is adorable :3

[KamenRiderSpanish]

INVISIBLE BIKE... BIGGEST LOL EVER

[infectionized]

you gotta admit that if mana was actually a chick he would would be really hot!

and every guy would wanna hook up.

I mean..i would go crazy with female-mana!

it made me sad to find that out though.

[xen05z]

Hahaha I'm dying of laughter trying to sleep LOFL

[bambisvideos]

I really laughed at "I got itchy"

[DelphineDelmar]

Oh,no! I actually hear bean sprout from now on :D

Misheard lyrics pwned me again.Klaha stands there with that serious expression and screams Bea SprouT! XD XDAnd that whisper too-lol I like the band,but this is soooo funny :P

[artvampire]

lol

[NeoNebula0Katana]

LOL! This was well done! I see a lot of these and some are not this good!

[WingOfTheRaven]

I can listen to this song normally anymore.. :DD

[nightmarelab]

WTF< LOL< POL XD

This made me roll out of laughter.

Specially the part of, "Wench? COOL! Won't iron? Oh no!"

HAHAHA, I can imagine singing that.

Lol, should make a cover of that song, singing those things XD

And the ppl wouldnt notice the difference much.

Ok this help our pronunciation in japanesse, lol,they will stare WTF XD

[wintersyn]

gawd... i LOVE thisss!!! this is a master piece and you're magnificent!

[LovelessVIII]

funny

[LovelessVIII]

funy

[Supersnegler96]

When I saw this video I .... it really wounds like he's saying bean sprout .Before I saw this video it's sounded like beast of blood.. and.. it sounds like he's singing the otherwords to.. If you understand what i mean.. Hard to explain.. .. yeah.. i'm gonna try to explain what I mean, before i saw this video i thought he sang what he is singing(first i thought it was japanese, but then i saw the lyrics) but now, when i saw this video it sounds like he's singing what you wrote? understand ? xD

[pookturtles]

FFFFF I love you forever.

[toshidex]

hahahaha, great!

[Gravedecay]

Very good in parts, i'm glad i'm not the only one who hears "sudoku" !! lol

x

[fatswedishboy]

HAHAHAHA I fell off my chair! "Wench? COOL! Won't iron? Oh no!" lmao

[ZombiesAteMaya]

Lol, the guy with the jackhammer. Killed me, haha.

[tonyvice6661616]

@ZombiesAteMaya each time i saw it :P

[MasterInfernoMusic]

I need...NO DOGGY!

[tsukiko25]

Okay, I have watched this over and over since it first came out. I still laugh my ass off. I love it. Great job.

[luungockhang]

i think Klaha sings beast's blood not bean sprout :D

[Yggdrasilgormandizer]

@luungockhang it is a play on words. That is the joke.

[luungockhang]

bean sprout XD

[blackrose30]

this is sooo awesome i love it

[ManxMadexKiller666]

WHUT?? MANAS A GUY?? What the fuck! I used to have a lesbian boner for him!! D:< GOD DAMN IT, WHY DON'T I GET PAID IN GUM!?

[blackrose30]

cuz ur not an electrician

[MEGALA85]

BEST MISHEARD LYRIC EVER !!

[haganedixlove]

beansprout XDDDD

so funny XDDDDDDD

[NeoPessimiste89]

lol : D you're a genious

[narutomiki93]

fantastic one of the best video of yuotube I love Malice Mizer! but this video is fantastic!

[nakedoninternet]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

My laughter says all. . .

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[UnanimousDelivers]

Years later and I'm still laughing hard at this! I need no doggie!

You should seriously add subtitles to your video. The easiest way is to add your own annotations and then write down the time when each word appears in the

"edit annotations" page, then upload the file. As long as you follow the format of the caption file structure, it works fine.

[SuperSailorSaturn89]

That was fucking AWESOME. <3

I laughed pretty much the whole time, hahah..

[101shonenjumpfreak]

poke your knee part had me giggling lol XD

[Rinnetje277]

BEAN SPROUT ! (imagine klaha actually yelling this!-)XD

[TheMissMims]

@Rinnetje277 I think I'd wet myself.

[TheDivaSama]

AWESOME!!!! HAHAHAHHA!!! Invisible sandwich!

[copperdragon420]

Hahaha, that was great, man..................

[aisismortal]

Frickin awesome! Thank you for making this! I love the jackhammer part the best!

[JBalmoreS]

XD Genius vid!! I sure laughed hard at that lol

[unnaturaltragedy]

I love this song and this was a fine bit of fun! Thank you!

[icarlylala9]

kkkkkkkkk

[xThorCoreX]

who is the gitar player

[lovelessritsukalove]

mana

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

@xThorCoreX Guitar player is Mana. The girly guy pics he showed.

[JonPowersMusic]

Got Newts?!! hahahahahahha lmfao

[SophiaDi0r]

pmsl great job hahaha the road worker ..

[AiNoKoneko1994]

now I only sing this song with this lyrics xDDDD

[CassisTheGazette]

OHo, and I just love how you threw Phantom of the Opera in there!

[Hurlibutz]

you're right! mana-sama is a beauty! (as a woman)

[MrMetalcorex]

Lol.nice work!

[TheFireDragonGod]

EPIC

[dmckiddemon]

I can't unhear these lyrics XD

I love the original song, but I can't help but imagine this is what he's saying XD;;

[judgment666]

lolz coo coo XD loved it

[sweetpandorabia]

LOL! Wonderful!

Great job, man! I cannot stop laughting! XD

o love this music, and if I didn't it wouldn't be so funny!

LMAO :D

[nerieshkaj]

loool... my favourite song...this video is the best :D i can´t stop laughing....

yeah beansprout forever ! :D:D

[chucky1x]

LOL so funny

[Nadri88]

So happy someone put this up. I think it's SOOO funny and better to watch then the original version....not that i like it better but the only copy of the original version is hosted by a kid named EmoxMana....i declare everyone flame for dumbness of calling Mana emo,,,just saying.

[ruthmalleus]

i love this video so original you're cool and creative! makes me laguht a lot... i reallly enjoy that

[Evangelionobs]

A wench cool!!!!!!!!

Wont iron? OH NO:(

[ASJPkids]

LOL!!!!

[chiyokimalice]

Beansprout XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[PELLAXKYO]

OH NO!

now i'm gonna laugh all time hereafter i hear this song D: <3

thank you <3333

[helloweenarctico]

closer NIN XD

[EchoesofDarkness22]

This made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair:D

This is the best EVER!

And really, this is my favourite song, but if you don't have acceptance for things like this about your fav. bands/songs, you suck:D

I don't see how anyone could watch this without laughing to half death:D

You ROCK!!!

Dix forevah:D

[BabyTHCB]

ahahaha great! XD

[lostdreams96]

Sailor kitsune maroon XDDD

awesome interpretation !

o love this song and your intepretation too

so keep working in interpretations you rules :3

[vumpirekizz]

'i don't need doggy' lol sound's realy nice vid ^^

[only1sn1not1taken]

Well this was nice, I liked it. Maybe I can use it to help me pretend to know the lyrics to the song. XD

[silakotonaru]

Great!!!! xDDDDDDDD

Good Haiku :D

[pythos1]

That was probably the funniest renditions of this awesome song. Beansprout!!! Love it.

[FlameCullen]

This. is. AWESOME!

Hehe. *rather hyper*

I am never going to be able to listen to the original without thinking of bean sprouts at least once... ever. again. XD

[KerliAsylum]

I loovveee you ^^

[PhantomDog]

lol

[ViLeDeth]

YES ! LOL!!

[GeorgeL909]

Lol and nine inch nails reference 3:16.

[romeovljr]

LMAO!!!! :D

[crazylokita]

i love you =)

[MyvPops818]

nice haiku. <3

I would marry mana.

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

@MyvPops818 Yeah I could probably go gay if Mana dressed up in drag 24/7.

[Suturonger]

Excellent job on this!!

[Krakenwerfer]

Awsome ^-^

[kaaarliiii]

that was jus HILARIOUS!!

i laugh so hard at mostly everything

goo job :)

[OMGshutup13]

I think I love you.

[TenshiXXX]

I've never laughed so hard at something so small. This is hilarious.

[TokioKoos83]

HAHAHAAHAH!!! Oh this is so funny! I had some misheard lyrics in this song myself (however not in the Japanese parts for some reason, poor Klaha XD). You did an amazing job! :D

[1brooklyn1]

that was awesome. cats!! I remember one time in school our teacher was showing us some chemistry powerpoint, and all the sudden he was like, 'and here's a picture of a cat'. It was hilarious, but nobody wanted to laugh so there was a lot of snorting...

[JRockfreak001]

the part with Gojira was fitting since like it a sound of destruction

[AGirlNotFromIpanema]

haha love the haiku.its so true.

[lovexsweetxdeath]

i love it lol

[HanabusaElizabet]

It's amazing what the horrors of extreme borduem can do to ya. I loved it.

[DarkLadyEnvy]

Rofl, this was hilarious. Seriously, if someone flamed you for this, they either have no sense of humour or they're uptight elitist fans.

[eternalemeraldshine]

lmao I was laughing my ass off all through this, mostly at the end with the cat pics, priceless man gotta love it eh?

[endless013]

LMAOOO!!!

[ShacrasalienXTG]

that was so funny - we did this song for our school talent show and i could swear my sister who was singing actually did say bean sprout during one of the small parts

anyways we got first place because half of our schools population is either japanese or Chinese and they seemed pretty impressed that a bunch of English kids could do that song and -nearly- sing it correctly - at first while we were doing the intro i thought they were gonna maul us thinking we were making fun of them or something

[AbSoLuTe043]

Duhn! Duhn! duhn! :Drillin' Guy: ---> ROLF !!!!

Amazing Dudde !

[paracetamoloverdose]

OHMYGOD the whispering of "Beast of Blood" but thinking of it as beansprout made me laugh every time it happened.

[evenohyeah]

"Bean SPROUT"ではありません、"Beast Blood"です

Not "Bean SPROUT", is "Beast Blood"

[ChibiPockystick]

read the description dumbass he was just making fake subtitles as joke

[nekolili00]

jajaja lo amoo!

[Kira666Uchiha]

Yoruichi!

[GreenBlackValentine]

whenever I saw the waitress part I couldn't stop giggling. XD

[SalmanWarsi28]

the song Beast of Blood is in english!!

When he says a thrifty knight he actually says: uplifty night.

[Devirubatsu]

Oh my god. you made me laugh XD

[Nonoyle]

So fun, I love it. <3 <3

[fatalmayu]

I love this song, and what you did here big lol :)

[MaruEien]

IT's been a year since I first saw this video and still it makes me laught

Wonderful video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jajaja puta ke me rio kon este video

todas las veces ke lo veo

jajaja era ocio puro xD

muy buen video

[Shinharu]

this video is effin awsome......makes me laugh everytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[mhplady22]

wow great video you have done

[GALAXYEMPRESS101]

Mana is an insperation . . . the clothes he makes are amazing and he is beautiful Even Moi dix Mois is amazing. . .

I didn't know he was a guy until i read an issue of Gothic and lolita bible.

[Celestrall]

You can read the G&L Bibles? ;-;

I'm so jealous X___X (I don't have them.. But I'd like to and I'd wish to read them ;-;)

And yeah Mana is beautiful ^.^

I was like: WTF? O.o When I first found out he was a guy lol.. At first I even thought I read it wrong XD

[GALAXYEMPRESS101]

they have them in english at borders. I love them . . . I buy them every time they come out but sometimes they don't ahve it so in total i only have 2.

[Valyria]

OH wow I gotta get those

Great video !

[letyvdx]

Aaah...boredom spawns. What would be humanity without them? Fun video, and I also think Mana-sama is excellent at characterization.

[Jacktheripperrer]

THIS VID SUX CUZ IT MADE ME SHOOT MILK OUT OF MY NOSE.....

(i wasnt even drinking milk!)

Oh and also i did not know that mana was a dude......So much shame on myself!! lol

[ZAN479]

i work at a grocery store [as a cashier] and whenever someone buys beasprouts i start to giggle XDD

[Miyuhx]

i love this video!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA *-*

ok bye

[alinainriverland]

damn funny!!! yohoo dada yohoo

[0Kazoumi0xrisan0]

HAHAHAHA!!LOL!!

beansprout!!! i loved your video!!

[OBakaGirlO]

LMFAO it actully sounds like he is saying bean sprout XD

Mana is the prettiest errrr...man that really really really looks like a chick ever hahaha

[Wintersverd]

common bean sprout'?? XD lol

[Emikochan94]

Rotflmao xDDD

[Ecrivon]

Heehee, this was funny. My abdomen hurts now from laughter. D:D (<--2 faces, btw)

[benitoparra]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is fucking hilarious you are good xD mana does really looks like a girl i was in love with a boy O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T_T LOOOOL very good video.

[ajgryffindor]

this is fricken awesome, i loved it!!!

[junkyardxxX]

yay for being bored and misheard lyrics!

[aoyama13]

Hahaha this is so funny! XD

The jack hammer bit was hilarious! xD

[KomuriXz]

you like going on hazcheeseburger dont you ;)

and i pissed myself at this btw ^^

[FPSSpectre]

lmao

[SheepAteNuclearWaste]

LOL lmao I couldnt stop laughing soo funny. Malice Mizer are Awesome!

[Kirakiranoberu]

xD I don't think there's one part of this video that doesn't make me laugh. I about DIED laughing the first time I watched this x] YOU RAWK MAH SAWKS :B

[moshimoshi123]

LOL - awesome. I like the Godzilla interlude.

[EmpteeThots]

HAHAHA!!! i loved malice mizer is cool! your cool!!

[tsukiko25]

LMFAO!!! Oh that was brilliant! And yes, Mana is definitely very convincing! Loved it!

[MasterInfernoMusic]

I NEED NO DOGGY!!!

[Satanicarmy1349]

hahahahah man i like it, it was very funny

cool video

[Nashimaru]

only song i realy love from Malice Mizer and this is just..awesome!!!! XDDD

[Oligog]

I only watched a minute of this...any more would have ruined my enjoyment of the song. In fact, JUST like the interpretation for 'Lie Buried With A Vengeance' by Dir En Grey...haha.

[gfhjtrjh]

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ｷﾀ━━━━━o(≧∀≦)o━━━━━Gjb!!!!

Seriously the very best remake EVER! That was AWESOME! I actually