Wainy Days #16 'The Pickup' (Paul Rudd)

[Validarity007]

Boooooo..

[sbyseven]

stupid i didnt laugh!!

[OverTheLimitTV]

Love David Wain!! Getting ready to start production on my own comedy web series. Check out my channel for more info and how you can be a part of it.

[XSirApocalypseX]

American Psycho (Christian Bale) negs perfect:

In a flirt with a bitch he said "he would cut off her head" during a normal talk and she doesn't check it,

[zmccullum]

they pay what they weigh

[Pickpocket]

this doesnt work :(

[headfullofpesticides]

is that clothing store buffalo exchange in brooklyn?



[ovadaheadproductions]

Step up and bring your rep up dude!

[curtmastor]

"hello shithead" hahahahahahahaha

[SocaTrain]

dumb cheap hooker

[1mastud]

@iamtheSeme accept* and dumb people should learn how to spell

[iamtheSeme]

@1mastud ... No, I meant expect, not accept.

Think about it... Ugly people should expect rejection.

It's not that hard to understand. ^__^

Nice try though!

[chaserr120]

@iamtheSeme That was an ignorant statement.

No one is beautiful, and no one is ugly.

It's all an opinion of one's self mind.

If I think you're ugly, someone else with think you're beautiful. And if someone thinks you're beautiful, someone else will think you're ugly.

There's always someone for someone .

I hate how people like you make "Ugly" out to be a race and then be racist about it.

[nilbog44]

@chaserr120 i've actually seen a bunch of really ugly people in my lifetime. most of them are fat.

[chaserr120]

@nilbog44 So have I, but that's my personal opinion though.

[IDoNotUseFlourToCook]

Your Damn Channel ? This damn channel sucks the big fuckin' commie pinko 800 martian dick !

[srtsrt11]

this should be real life

[lp0715]

lmfaooo

[thunderbuns21]

if this was reall...damnnnn haha

[DDshoeshowz01]

This gives me the theory that the Warden was too much of a loser in real life so he founded Superjail. XD

[toni325i]

LOKL..............THIS CANT BE REAL!

[rutufu]

this guy want's to learn how to meet chicks... yet he sounds so gay :D

[Xavygravy]

hahahaha thats how you do it

[prityricky1]

The is hillarious!!! Good spoof of the pick up artist!!...hair looks silky as shit!!! Lol

[l33tshoe]

funny cause its true

[B0NGiViAN]

That guy mystery loooks sketch

[MrNeo2001]

They're dressed like pirates! LMAO xD

[BERTELONI]

What a pussy!

[KittyaStevenio540]

hmm Please, don't keep me waiting.You will have a fun time with me

[usfarid]

Please tell me what the man said to blonde I do not understand.

Please help me.

Thanks.

[Shawn1440936]

Alias: ...Great Hair Blonde: Uh, Thanks Alias: ...Looks silky as shit... Blonde: Whatever Alias: ...Is is real? Blonde: WHAT? Alias: What... did you buy it? Weave? Horsehair?... Dumb, cheap hooker... Blonde: Who are you? Alias: ...Get lost Blonde: CALL ME! Alias: ...Doubt it...

[usfarid]

@Shawn1440936

Thank you very much...

[Badhabitsjay]

@Shawn1440936 Yes, that's what was said in the video, why are you repeating it for us?

[Shawn1440936]

@Badhabitsjay usfarid didn't get the dialogue; just thought I'd help... see comments before/after mine :)

[RaoulDuke3221968]

David Wain --- AFC...... ;)

[robs99able]

mystery is a scam too

[SuperJonk]

lol "yeah yeah YEAH"

[albinoalbaner]

i will try this tonight at the club.

[bloodykikuta]

does this really work?

[mildseven2006]

hahaha, I LOLd when he wiped his ass with the girl's phone number.

[roberc88]

The woman David picks up. Peter's girlfriend in the first season of Heroes. :) She's still hot!

[agoroallstars]

"call me? Doubt it" LOL

[IrishDayDreamer2]

Paul Rudd = Hot

Paul Rudd in a pirate costume = Sexxy as Fuuuck!! =]

[MYV382N]

"Hello shithead" ROFL

[ScrotalKarma]

lethal weapon final fight

[DjQuiCkMiX1990]

PERFECTION !! NICE VIDEO I STUDY PICKUP ARTIST STUFF FOR 5 YRS TALKING TO WOMEN IS EZIER THAN BLINKING FOR ME NOW MY FRIENDS ALWAYS WONDER HOW I DO IT THANKS TO PUSH PULL METHOD WE JUST WITNESS WORKS WONDERS TRY IT FOR ALL YOU GEEKS OUT THERE WOMEN KNOW THEIR FINE BUT WHEN U INSULT THERE BEAUTY LET THEM NO THAT U DONT THINK THEIR THE SHIT THE GET ATTRACTED TO YOU THEIR USE TO PPL DRIVING BY STARRING AND WALKIN BY WIT THIER TONGUE OUT THEIR FACE ETC.

[jdhukriede]

@DjQuiCkMiX1990 Push pull?  Like when you make sure the gun you are handling isn't loaded?

[FUSEinmotion]

lost for words, outstanding man

[WinterDweller]

fuck you mystery, your method takes 10 - 15 mins, this one takes just a few seconds!

[Waxfiretape]

Fat chunky bitch! Bitch

[mboromboroone]

saying to a black chick: "Fat chunky bitch" will get u in ER room faster than a heart attack. don't try this BS guys! I check out tomorrow!

[mobius1aic]

Dude sounds like the Warden from Superjail!

[mateuszp7]

Parody of Mystery :D

[gazoo9224]

@mateuszp7

yep mystery :-D

[kurt9876543210]

david wain is a hilarious fag!

[ixShockwave]

Lol thought that was Paul Rudd

[RawFrequency]

@ixShockwave That's probably because it WAS Paul Rudd.....

[jamawhitehurst1]

wow...

[onxiaftw]

LMAO love that video

[MrTheladiesman7]

poor guy...hahahaha

[exh6192]

LMAO...wipes his ass with the number :)

[ScottfromBKLYN]

Is this guy the voice of Warden from SuperJail?

[Arroyo2099]

Whats funny is that I have seen idiots dressed like this

[DXTBOW]

I tried this with my bitchy bosses and I always get my raise every year....

[aztekarrow]

Paul Rudd is great.

[tsunamyboy69]

looool i laughed so hard about this xD

[DevonsTeeth]

"You look so stupid, can you even read??" lmao

[JUGGY1234567]

Alias! HAHA. Way to step up to get that rep up Wain.

[luvbig41]

The female in the apartment was on "Heroes"

[jtmmilo]

@luvbig41 Simone <3

[TheMichimaster]

"call me"

"doubt it"

[Kodos1]

Paul Rudd is so FUNNY!!!

[DinamicMC]

This dude loocks so gay and retard with that clotes on him , and if u tried this method of talking with girls u are the most retard human on the planet.

[djxtatik]

@DinamicMC

sir, i found your sense of humor in a trashbag.

[caraak2]

haha at 2:00 da mans shirt gets caught on a hanger lol

[wizzra]

haha mystery

[primeminister78]

LOL MYSTERY

[CrisovskyV2]

This actually works! THANK YOU!

[necrosis90]

Thats funny

[MoneyR8]

"get lost" hahha

[Shaggoth4]

why does this make me laugh so damn much!

[sindlibtsbles]

1:19-3:07 Buffalo Exchange on Driggs

4:23-4:38 Transfiguration Cathedral on Driggs

[vlado1308]

hahaha

[lmen1990]

"You look so stupid can you even read?"

[hamzamans]

he looks like a gypsy

[wwwshowmetv]

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[disengagejam]

Paul Rudd is the shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goblinarits]

are you fucking serius who put this mockery of pickup

[screwoffreg]

@goblinarits look bitch, step up to get your rep up

[progamer87]

w.youtube.com/watch?v=N4UMbcw3­CHw MYSTERY's GIRLS

[ElectronicInfinity]

signup . leagueoflegends . c0m ? ref=4beef32321a7c

[mikulsk]

I went to a bar on Friday night. I turned to a girl at the bar and said, "I like that hair style...is it real?" The girl that I said it to immediately looked at me with disgust and turned to tell her friends. The most attractive girl in the group smiled when she heard it and I eventually met all 3 girls. The original girl was eventually smiling and flirting back once her friends thought I was funny. Unbelievable.

[thirstforpeace]

lmfao this video's hilarious!

[CavenEdwards]

I think that telling chicks mean crap in order to get their approval, is no different than telling them nice crap to get their approval. Because, in the end YOUR STILL SEEKING THEIR APPROVAL!!! So their is really no real change. I've always advocated just being yourself, and if the chicks don't go for it thats cool, you have your own self worth and respect and when you have that others (not just chicks) will respect you aswell. THis was a funny vid though LOL!!!!!!!

[CavenEdwards]

@CavenEdwards "OH NO DAVID. PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR OWN HOUSE!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[MOHAIRinthe80s]

Is it a weave horse hair Dumb cheap hooker!

[kurt9876543210]

question: why do they have to dress like steven tyler if insulting the girls is what matters?

[Jamaican2003]

Its sad how some people think everything is a scam. I keep an open mind which is why I had a 7$ date with the hottest chick I ever thought I could ever date. Got another hott chick for later this week. This video is comedy, but the pua stuff is real. Im still trippin off these dimes. David Deangelo, Neil Strauss, Mystery. Good dudes!

[kurt9876543210]

russians don't live? that's alone bullshit

[chrisdavidi]

OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO TRYYY THIS!!

[RedHawk180]

"Can you even read?" LMFAO!!

[carnifexdeathcore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE SHIT!!! i never thought some one would make a joke about PUA LOL

[MegaPhoenixBird]

Nice theory about PUA Scams- and it could work.

Charge $3500, drop off a $500 Hooker, make the client believe it was due to his "skill and the PUA Company still makes $3000.

Now I think about it- its very likely thats exactly what happens!

[IRS927]

@MegaPhoenixBird Hey could u explain that in detail? I really wana know

[Fortunaswreckingball]

who this video is way better than the shit on user channel "fortunaswreckingball" that shit sux

[mcewen75]

hahahahahahahahah

[stencilstencil]

jajajajjajaajja

[drakesnake09]

nice hair. it looks silky as shit, is it real? you buy it? a weave? horse hair? you dumb cheap hooker

i havent laughed that hard in a long time haha

[strigen]

wow, they disguised Paul Rudd well. it took me three watch-throughs to figure out who that was

[neometalx9]

the pickup artist !

[Penguinlordb]

"Oh no David, please don't run away from your own house!.." lol

[kompiki1]

Жесткий пикап

[Chrijz]

Buying girls drinks isn't a good idea either, there are many drink-whores/baits who just leaves the guy after getting the drink...

[shoplifter2]

"What's up David, I'm Alias. Are those your clothes?"

"Yes?"

"No."

hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa I'm passing out

[RubasJLeone]

loool i loved that part too =)

[sroRAGE]

haha this was so hilarious

[xhirtam]

lmao

[bloodandwar2]

lmfaoooo

[Cypher25z]

Check out my channel for some serious PUA vids!!

[DTK9000]

ROFL xDD Hey david im Allias are those ur clothes. David: Yes Allias: No.... xDD

Then lets not forget. David : your kinda a fat chucky bitch. ROFL

[AdMiraLWafFleS18]

Paul Rudd is the greatest!

[leobell19]

LMAO your kinda a fat chunky bitch classic!!!

[rne1223]

hahahahaha

[cutless59]

the girl with the curly hair was on heroes

[Hollandx]

This is hilarious.  Some of the comments about this are even funnier, for different reasons.

[poepbroek]

hahaha ok its very funy but its not that easy ofcourse;) you have to learn this game. perhaps for the guys who are serieus about this game. I just found some great info last week. I can share it here. It could help you out for sure!

** pickupartist-guide( dot ) tk **

[Soccerfreaksam]

If only it was that easy!

[BrutalBlood]

People. It's just a joke! :D

[LatestUFOSightings]

This is funny because it's true

[kristapmon]

You look so stupid - can you even read?! :D:D:D

[aguafinatv]

This is bullshit, I tried this n I got all the girls to hate me. Thanks alot Alias.

[calebwoodall]

what a loser they were exaggerating it but it does work

[aguafinatv]

youre a piece of shit.

[calebwoodall]

yup and i get way more bitches than you

[IRS927]

@aguafinatv Hey bro! U really tried this? Pls get in touch with me, coz I think this is the best way, I havent tried this but I do feel this is more natural to me.

I rather a girl hate me then think Im a wimp

[kurt9876543210]

@aguafinatv this is what people in the comedy business call "comedy"

[YOURBLEACHSTOP]

@aguafinatv lol you tried it?

[exelto111]

@YOURBLEACHSTOP impossible xD

[CalypsoJuice]

@aguafinatv Ha ha ha! :D I took the course given by Erik Von Markovik a.k.a. "Mystery".

This is taking "neg hits" to the extreme :P

[haseebtahir]

Hilarious! You guys should check out this article that has top 10 movie pick up scenes. Its pretty inspiring. Google tapseduction.

[LilBoyBloo2]

whats up David im alias are those your clothes?

Yeah.

No.

[dlmyers17]

Lol. This video really takes the "treating girls like crap" myth to the extreme.

[Monad01]

Is it a myth?? lol!

[JONACAN]

This is soooo funny, quality!

[Plowned]

"deny them our approvalhuns"

[fistofthenorthstar89]

this is funny

[St3vIeWoNdErS]

i love you, man!!! but if only insults were takin like dis in thee real life...(sigh)

[14zoneroama]

That nerdy guy is the voice of the warden on Superjail.

[69Hypersonic69]

women would never fall for a jackass like him that got commen sence.

i feel sorry for thoes lady.

[hydromatrix]

I was going to make fun of you for the bad spelling then saw that you were from Switzerland. That is bad ass and all is forgiven.

[NJKB1981]

"You so stupid...can you even read?" LMFAO

[Xaltus]

Nice music.

X

[3Xbox6Man0]

that black chick was on an eppisode of Stella?