you missed the dick-pat. only used for guys that like boys. you just go for the crotch in a cupping motion WITH ONE HAND! two hands and its quite awkward. and once you the hand reachs its destination just begin to pat the dick and balls similar to patting a dog...3-4 pats depending on the person and how well you know them. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM TOO WELL DO NOT TRY THIS!!!! it may make you lose someone you hoped to be really close with,
You missed the bro-hug. It's close to what you posted for the "Dude" but morphs into the hug with the optional back pat thrown in for good measure. The hand shake literally pulls into a hug and much adoration follows. I only use it on good, good friends, I haven't seen in a few days.
fist pound... often one goes for the pound while the other goes for the bro shake and u end up with some awkward combination of the two
BEANPOLE111 2 weeks ago
The back pat should only have two pats. Trust me, I'm a professional.
ImThePlan 1 month ago
Everytime someone offers a fist bump i always respond with a handshake and end up grabbing their fist. Feels bad man :(
josevanreyes 3 months ago
0:14 jason segel xD
ivankillz36 6 months ago
hahahaha!
jzinius 6 months ago
"If it works, it's pure greeting heaven" lmao, that killed me
Dathmirx 8 months ago
Haha
BiancasAwesomeVideos 8 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks this is FUCKING HILARIOUS? AHAHAHAHHA
pisila18 9 months ago
@pisila18 no..
DickStimpleton 7 months ago
The shit man? No fist bumps? D:
akavioletcarson 9 months ago
Hilarious!
richfoub 10 months ago
The diamond
Giantsfan4life31 1 year ago
these guys were really enjoying that loong and intimate hug. LMAO
MrWallexxx 1 year ago
haha he has a boner when he is high fiveing the guy
YummyBaller 1 year ago
wow cus i really needed them to teach me this LOL
morganssssssss 1 year ago
fake and gay
sebastimau 1 year ago
Man, the music totally made this dramatic. At the pinnacle of the high-five, I teared up.
FilthCrow 1 year ago 3
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahha!!!!!!! :O
TKA2275 1 year ago
fag
Tristin0653 1 year ago
you FORGOT the dick shake
Garlito29 1 year ago
@Garlito29 oooh i like dat one (:
MuscleMen555 1 year ago
OMG... Pure greeting heaven. Hahahaha!
heelrunner 1 year ago
SECRET
if you look at someones elbow when you give them a high five, you CANNOT miss
I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE
fatdudewithsword 2 years ago 18
yeah but you HAVE to keep eye contact if you are a normal person
andthewinnerisJ 2 years ago
@fatdudewithsword . thats false
Scworps4lif3 9 months ago
@Scworps4lif3 try it, usually it works well
fatdudewithsword 9 months ago
@fatdudewithsword it so is!!!!
pisila18 9 months ago
What about the knuckle touch? O_o
blueteeth59 2 years ago
LOL.....was this a joke or .....not?
SimpleIsHarder 2 years ago
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xoxotaylor022 2 years ago
this is hilarious. What about the fist pound?
EDards015 2 years ago
you missed the dick-pat. only used for guys that like boys. you just go for the crotch in a cupping motion WITH ONE HAND! two hands and its quite awkward. and once you the hand reachs its destination just begin to pat the dick and balls similar to patting a dog...3-4 pats depending on the person and how well you know them. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM TOO WELL DO NOT TRY THIS!!!! it may make you lose someone you hoped to be really close with,
christianscott42 2 years ago
lol gay
diiw368 2 years ago
why not just beat his...
BaIIoonXD 3 years ago
Wow,
Upon further review, I see you offer the "shoulder roll" segue from the "dude" into the hug which is close to what I meant... man I need some sleep.
1tannin 3 years ago
Um, hello?
You missed the bro-hug. It's close to what you posted for the "Dude" but morphs into the hug with the optional back pat thrown in for good measure. The hand shake literally pulls into a hug and much adoration follows. I only use it on good, good friends, I haven't seen in a few days.
1tannin 3 years ago
that was just beyond epic
allstarzs 3 years ago
lol
joeyrule111 3 years ago
this is genius...
BluishlyOrange 3 years ago
'Back pats are optional - but they are very fun' lol
mattcleland 3 years ago 18
useful info
Morogroth 3 years ago
hehe ^.^
parkourgal 3 years ago
lol, good stuff
fatmazza 3 years ago
i looooove your accent :)
stacebowbace 3 years ago
all wrong
rowdon 3 years ago