I used to work retail in bookstores. My last job was at a "big box bookstore" in the computer books/software/business books section. I have a million stories.
One evening I was called to cash to "confer" with a customer" about computer books (tell him what had already been told to him by the person at cash but with whom he was arguing). I asked "How can I help you?"
I swear to God!!!....
"Yes" (why do they answer "HOW" with "Yes"???). He indicated a pile of what appeared to be very well used
You guys are my life. Me and my friend talk about you everyday and how we would love to meet you and how adorable you and Daniel are and how HILARIOUS you guys are!!!:D
After working retail for several years (furniture sales) I never brought up an "extended warranty".. it would leave the customer with the question: "WHY do I need a warranty"? Is this chair / sofa / bed etc. such poor quality that it's expected to fall apart ?
My favorite is when I'm working at Rue21 and someone walks up to me and asks, "Excuse me sir, but is this on sale?" Mother fucker are you blind?! It clearly says SALE on the rack with all the other shirts of that sort, only in different sizes. I think "Bitch, back yourself up and come back to me with a question that doesn't make me wanna punch you in da face!" I'm a gay boy on my period. Don't fuck with it.
17yrs retail ( but finally got out, whew )...I hear you and it is therapy..you gotta get that crap out of your system and just give it to the universe...
"Are you a knew kind of stupid?" lmao
Kylekarm2 6 days ago
i love love this video... i couldnt stop laughing
kconway93 2 weeks ago
if your fatass goes through it lol
Michaelluigi20 2 weeks ago
R they still alive
AbleNightRd02 2 weeks ago
The general public is stupid for sure when going shopping.
13SuperKings 3 weeks ago
You are toooooooo funny!!
MrTim7757 3 weeks ago
Darn. Forgot about post limits...
Mudhooks 4 weeks ago
I used to work retail in bookstores. My last job was at a "big box bookstore" in the computer books/software/business books section. I have a million stories.
One evening I was called to cash to "confer" with a customer" about computer books (tell him what had already been told to him by the person at cash but with whom he was arguing). I asked "How can I help you?"
I swear to God!!!....
"Yes" (why do they answer "HOW" with "Yes"???). He indicated a pile of what appeared to be very well used
Mudhooks 4 weeks ago
"Well if your fat ass goes through it then its not my fault!!!"
<3
heyheyheyheyhi14 1 month ago
"Are you a new kind of Stupid?!!"
GAGAXAVI 1 month ago
He's wearing a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.
LorenaSaucedo 1 month ago
I love...."are you a new kinda stupid" we're using that one all the time now. I also love "NO...It ain't covered!"
Brian...please entertain me with more retail rant videos...
bscncol 1 month ago
ARE YOU A NEW KIND OF STUPID!!!! LOL
coolyokia34 1 month ago in playlist More videos from brianinnis 3
7 people are homophobes
iamAg1eek 1 month ago
PLEASE MAKE MORE I LOVE IT :)
rockubodyisay 1 month ago in playlist More videos from brianinnis
"Well if you're fat ass goes through it!"----- this shall be my explination for people, even if it isn't relevant. xD
GaybieBoy 1 month ago
You guys are my life. Me and my friend talk about you everyday and how we would love to meet you and how adorable you and Daniel are and how HILARIOUS you guys are!!!:D
hcolover951 1 month ago
i love you
aaliyahieshababe 1 month ago in playlist More videos from brianinnis
Could you make a video on how you and Daniel met?
hcolover951 1 month ago
"Are you a new kind of stupid?" Hilarious!
TheMarkBoda 1 month ago 2
You remind me of Cheeks! <3
OPHSwinterguard 1 month ago
MAKE A NEW YEAR's VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it really long tho:) I -3 u guys
aurestest 1 month ago
"This isn't magic town." haha
MrJishin 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahaha, "a new kind of stupid." dying.
jjgille1 2 months ago
0:46 "... structural damage." Aghrrr :3
Sarazmatorik 2 months ago
...His angry face. :3
AlwaysForeverGrace 2 months ago
Your Bowtie<3
DarrenCrissHbcKlaine 2 months ago
You are so adorable! Winnipeg is dull compared with where you are.
ZHaDum1000 2 months ago 2
I would buy all sorts of furniture from you ... that is, if it's all covered under a ... warranty. LOL ;)
aznmacboi 2 months ago
i work at mcdonalds...and its hell!!!!
Sunniechristmasbaby 2 months ago in playlist More videos from brianinnis
Your rant is delightful:)
futureoff 2 months ago
I turned on the YouTube snowflake setting to make this video more cheerful. :)
kryptonsa36 2 months ago
"Well if your fat ass goes through it, that's not my fault!"
LOL
MrJeanPaulBeaubier 2 months ago 3
I like these videos. U gotta get that shut outta your system gurll !!
citty427 2 months ago
Wow. I like that snow!
And the way you talk.
Post something warm. We need more warmth this winter.
Thanks.
Sarazmatorik 2 months ago
i fucking enjoyed it!
taxidermyrampage 2 months ago
I feel your pain Gurl! <3.....
GBEAR525 2 months ago
Happy to see you made another video!
dbnaruto 2 months ago
Ur adorable dude!!!! Really Adorable!!!
georgelondono 2 months ago
That's exactly why I don't work in retail =]
14nickj2 2 months ago
@unicornsexy
citty427 2 months ago
I LOVE YOU
laecuanena90 2 months ago
Warranty...on a screen divider...Seriously...what could happen to it?
KairixXxSora16 2 months ago
I adore you!
dinosaurs0go1rawr3 2 months ago
After working retail for several years (furniture sales) I never brought up an "extended warranty".. it would leave the customer with the question: "WHY do I need a warranty"? Is this chair / sofa / bed etc. such poor quality that it's expected to fall apart ?
BBQNBLUES 2 months ago
ARE U A NEW KIND OF STUPID? XDDDDDD epic
qktdcpw 2 months ago
Is it just me, or was this guy's question not particularly out of line? But what does it matter, right? Love ya Brian!
5p3nC3rj3 2 months ago
how on earth do you suppress this much sass during the work day?
unophishal 2 months ago
LoL!! :D
Etnysk8silence 2 months ago
I love your retail rants! the are funny, and cute, and relateable to me bc i am in the service industry. kthxbyeee gurl!
llamaboy9000 2 months ago
My favorite is when I'm working at Rue21 and someone walks up to me and asks, "Excuse me sir, but is this on sale?" Mother fucker are you blind?! It clearly says SALE on the rack with all the other shirts of that sort, only in different sizes. I think "Bitch, back yourself up and come back to me with a question that doesn't make me wanna punch you in da face!" I'm a gay boy on my period. Don't fuck with it.
Dancedeats 2 months ago 2
you really rant a lot
americangirlvids1011 2 months ago
You remind me of Christian Siriano.. *that's a complement because i like him and his fashion :D*
Justlenaluver4ever 2 months ago 26
Well if ur fatass goes through it! Lol more retail rants plzzzzz:-) ppl are soooo stupid....
rdelatorre316 2 months ago 2
ikea?
theyrthere4me 2 months ago
such a cutie
NYCbound11 2 months ago
are you a new kind of stupid :)
Xshyboi16X 2 months ago
I live in magictown; and even we have warranties.
lycraboy76 2 months ago
what's name of the piano song ?
pls
Roman0live 2 months ago
Your So Hilarious !!! <3
JadeDukes1999 2 months ago
Make more videoooooos :(
unicornsexy 2 months ago 53
yay another video! :D
IC3shock1 2 months ago
IT AINT COVERED!
grAleek 2 months ago 2
lol also i love your glasses
fashiongurl37 2 months ago
That really was a new kind of stupid. Morons like that shouldn't be allowed to shop retail alone. LOL
Hugs
HotMissa 2 months ago
Lovin the bowtie.
If the slats drop out is that covered???
lairddouglas 2 months ago
like the bow tie:)
TheDecemberbaby04 2 months ago
Love this! & you! :) xoxo
KellieeJuddx 2 months ago
wait 1st view and comment
?!?!?!?! score!!!
TheDecemberbaby04 2 months ago
gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
amelialovestyson 2 months ago
17yrs retail ( but finally got out, whew )...I hear you and it is therapy..you gotta get that crap out of your system and just give it to the universe...
Chianna328 2 months ago