weird al your horoscope for today

[CircusFreaque]

fuck me that's an awesome song hahaha. haven't listened to it for sooooooo many years

[DreamEatingBaku]

I'll never find true happiness? TT^TT

[taken405]

What's the Ebola Virus?

[ircuteskitty]

why would the capricorns be in weird al's house?

[TheDargez]

hmmmm...i dont think the photocopy i gave to my boss, that fired me, had any consequences XD

[Leishmaniasisably]

7 people didn't anticipate the surprise when they found their heads impaled on a stick... and they're virgins in Latin.

[Manateecutie]

Aw crap! A speeding bus?

[NCISgirl97]

"You will never find true happiness-what you gonna do cry about it?" Hahaha that's so cruel.

[DespicableMegaGeeks]

What about my horoscope for tomorrow?

[undercreature]

so...i should NOT staple a picture of my butt on my boss?

[undercreature]

7 people will get one of these horoscopes.

[samnseq89]

TT^TT *curls up in the emo corner* The horoscopes scare meeeeeeee........

[Geeknerdshit14]

so ill never find true happiness aye :L:L

what is this like a dark version of horiscopes aye :P

but i still loveitt

[Thegamemastershadow]

WHY ISN'T THERE A LOVE BUTTON!

[indigohippee]

I've suffered from horrible Irritable Bowel Syndrome for years, but I'm on the road to recovery now that I had that 40 lb watermelon removed from my colon.

[KupKakeTen]

I knew I'll never find true happiness....and yes yes I will cry about it.

And dont i wake up do bunch of stuff and go back to sleep everyday...wow so true

[eevee1767]

My friends are laughing behind my back, actually.. Welp, time to find my javelin. Morale! Don't be friends with Sagittarius.

[SoulSurvivor3989]

Your a Genius Wierd AL.

[frenchfox08]

This is exactly why i never read my horoscope.

[sophietlol]

hmmmm,..albino dwaft .....need to find one....

[CaitlynJohnston]

I had to wait till the end im a Sagittarius now you must die BYE LEIGH BYE CAYLIN BYE ARLET BYE EMILY BYE EVERYONE ELSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WOOHOO THAT WAS FUN!

[RenBluestar]

Where the heck am i going to find an albino dwarf with a toothbrush? DX

[WeirdAlXemnas]

so i need to laugh when my appendix bursts. Sounds easy noow whats the catch?

[Allahanna1]

YEH! i get to take the bus to some unknown place, and then get to play WHACK A MOLE! AWESOME!

[sarrsarrrocks]

im cancer and i jjust shoved face in mud lol

[Jgirlox24]

1. i hate strawberry quik

2. i'm gonna staple a picture of my butt to my boss's face anyway.

:)

[raichu1997]

Capricorn: Wooho, no school!

[Supertransfan]

man i dont like, mud sounds okay but i have yet to even takin my drivers test. duct tape is the slouvent to life problums, not for drivers tests

[iluvtosinglalala]

gee thats great i am gonna fall out of a window (i am clumsy) and i do tend to lower my self esteem and hey I am not a freak...wait ok maybe i am lmfao

[devilchildpro]

im sagitarius and sadly my freinds laugh at me behind my back but i turn around and laugh with them

[yuna2000]

yay i'm a lord of the dance!!!!

[rach1and1tiff]

well, ok, when anyone and I mean ANYONE friends, family, etc. needs ductape or something ductaped, they tell me to do it because I just like to do it. And guess what? this was before I've ever heard of this song, and I'm a CANCER! ;D So at least he got one right!

[BionicleKid97]

It's not "today yeah yeah yeah yeah" it's "today-ay-ay-ay-ay".

[WIIsurferNR1]

As the true Lord of the dance i wonder, does anyone have the chords to this song?

[TheFishGirl1]

Where can I find some tuna flavored pudding?

[someonewhowontpost]

Huh... Taurus actually sounds pretty good minus that never finding true happiness thing...

[VenusGospelSeeker]

I have to kill my buds... And whos the person he said during Sagitarius? Thats my symbol but i don't know who that is...

[goodapplesdope]

wow im a leo and i so wanna do that

[TheMisticWinds]

note to self stay away from duck tape when you turn 16

[BBBDaman556FinalForm]

@TheMisticWinds duct, not duck.

[brcnecwac]

kneel before my dance moves Hahahahahaha

[gooder654]

I'm a stupid freak that will now aoid open windows hahahaha

[iluvtosinglalala]

@gooder654 lol me too

[rubyqueen808]

Note to self: remove all duct tape from my vicinity when I take any driver's tests...

XD

[DragonBallZFan13]

I dun wanna know how that watermelon ended up in my colon... but i can't wait to find the albino dwarf... though i gottta say, i'm not looking forward to giving a hicky to Meryl Streep

[Zeruckiven]

the stars predicted just about everyone's future with Taurus lol

[PKFlashOmega]

Not everyone wakes up.

[burr1aj]

Could this be a pastiche on mid to late 90's pop ska? I always think that it kind of sounds like one of those hopped up teenager bands.

[glcorreia]

LOL, taurus here "the stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep!"

spot on !

[shannoncox95]

mt birthday will be ruined because of my explosive flatulence (PAHHAA!) and my fiance will hurl a javalin through my chest! hahahahaa!~!

[HailCthulhu]

Don't kill your friends! People will usually ask questions later on!

[finalfantasylover50]

hahahaha

[grayson2496789]

lmfao im a sagitarrius! *KILL THEM* XD lol fits me perfectly...

[royalhawk911]

i will never find true happiness -.- then wake up do a bunch of stuff and go to sleep? oh my god sounds so awesome XD

[bravehades1]

lol thats how crazy and retarded horoscopes are i love the song

[AnimeVamp98]

i am an Aquarius and i thought it was very offensive but still a teeny-tiny bit funny. i have only played whack-a-mole like 10 times in my life.actually i don't know how many times but not more than 30.

[danielodbest]

i love this song!!!!!!!!!

awesome and with rythem

[bowman30000]

omg this song is fken good

[zingy636]

im libra...

and my friends are always saying i laugh to much for no reason...

im scared now lol

[RockMod11]

I am an Aries but i should be Scorpio lol

[Kurachan27]

I AM a scorpio. And the day before I heard this song, I was talking to a friend about falling out windows. How's that?

[jack4256]

lol im leo and its nothing like me lol

[ILoveGiantCheese]

Oh, wow! This is so funny! I'm not really the Lord Of The Dance...lol

[stormracer33]

im a scorpio and im not a stupid freak nor im going to scream out of the window D:

[Kurachan27]

I am :D and I am a scorpio.

[iluvtosinglalala]

@Kurachan27 me too lol

[iluvtosinglalala]

@stormracer33 don't take it personally...i am a scorpio too

[NathanIncorporated]

Your friends r laughing behind your back. *KILL THEM*

Llolololololol

(Im Virgo, BTW)

[Kurachan27]

that one is my favourite - the sagi one. I have a friend who's a virgo though.

[metalheadkid6669]

ok well i guess i should go put my face in the mud

[Honeycomb9000]

holy crap! SSSSOOOOOOOOOO FFFUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY­Y!!!!!!!! First time i ever listened and it had me to the point i couldn't breath i was laughing so hard.... nice vid!!!!!!!!!!

[kvoo]

awsome song....what sign is al?

[camicwanimelover]

HEY!! I DONT HAVE WATERMALONS!!

AND WHAT DO U MEAN MY FACE WILL BE PRICELESS ¬¬;;

lol I'm Aries XD

[Kurachan27]

they mean. a baby.

I'm so proud of you :D

[tamarkbloomuedu]

Hearing this totally made my day!! This is one of my favorite Weird Al songs!

[TeHnErDbLoGgErS]

.....

Ew.

Although tuna is nice once in awhile, I would not eat a bucket of tuna-flavored ice cream.

And I don't have a photocopier.

And starwberry quik is gross...

I'm set!

[badbrother5]

lol i think weird al would be a scorpio

[Uberfoxbob]

Wait a minute... I'm an Aquarius... Oops. Sorry, guys!

[Uberfoxbob]

I followed this advice, and my friends no longer laugh at me behind my back.

[catfreak10]

lol I'm a taurus that sux well apparently I'll wake up to some stuff and go back to sleep lol wow!sounds interesting XD 5/5 thanx for the lyrics

[IvaaT12345]

Im libra.

[Xenomorph42Q]

Hmm, I'm starting to doubt this horoscope, it's been several months and I still haven't gotten my head impaled on a stick (not that I'm complaining

[cvanhoek123]

neither have i

[MeetTheEnd]

Yeah, I was thinking the same. Funny song though! ^^LPX

[xlauraxr]

i like mine! im a saggitarious! so friends of mine, no laughin behind my back mwahahaha xxx

[Spirogs]

I am the true lord of the dance! no matter what you say =P

[PsPnoii24]

aww hell naw

that doesnt seem rite that sounds like me xD

nah im j/p

[tesam16]

KILL THEM!!!

[zoerocks13]

I was watching this with my Saggitarius friend, when this was over she grinned in a very scary way.

Me: Please don't hurt me!

its a good thing i never make fun of friends!! *favorites*

[senhorlampada]

Ok that reply took quite long, I bet it took you a lot of thinking through...

[ejunior73]

I got the lyrics my man...

I'm just saying that I'm not one of them...

[tehrunescape455]

Yes you are you unbeleiving prick!

[tehrunescape455]

watch?v=sppRrbtxVD0&feature=Pl­ayList&p=E2EB51BD4BB4E4C1&inde­x=0

Weird al playlist

[chihuahua10121]

My.......appendix......is.....­going.....to....burst???? Better get the duct tape! LOL....Even though I'm not a Saggittarius, I'm going to kill Josh anyway! He deserves it! :) But not Anna, Maddie, Michele, Sydney, or Abbi......they don't deserve it....*thinks* well....maybe Abbi *runs away b4 Josh and Abbi can hit me with big metal sticks*

[libbywu]

well now im terrified of being impaled unpon a stick... IN MY HEAD

im sure thats going to be painful

XD i love this song!

[assassin1965]

I should kill all of my freinds....lolz

[tehrunescape455]

Well, you ARE an ass, an ass, and you're in 1965. SO go kill em!

[NegusNegest]

@assassin1965 not again.... :3

[ejunior73]

I'm a Leo but I ain't got the ebola virus.

Why do I care about horoscope anyways?

First time I heard this song I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

[tehrunescape455]

Avoid any of them that HAVE the ebola virus.

[clank25]

do i care if it'll be good for me tophotocopy my butt and staple it to my boss? i'll do it anyway! i hate tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i hav the ebola virus! and i'm coming after all of u piscies!(including my sister) )

[girlygirl999999999]

my friends r laughung at me?

kill them?

ok*girns evilly plotting my friends downfalls*

[56TYTY]

lol atleast u won'tdie im a virgo

[girlygirl999999999]

true

[AeonofOblivion]

XD!!

The stars say that I'm an exciting and wonderful person, but I know they're lying.

If I were me, Which I am, I would lock all my doors and Windows and never never never never leave my house again.

Awesome song.....lol... Wait til my mate finds his horoscope...lol......he is a Gemini. XD!

[56TYTY]

aah my head is gonna be on a stick

[chicybo]

u think u have it bad I HATE WAKE A MOLE but.... MY BOYFRIEND HAS A 40LB WATER MELLON N HIS COLLEN!!!

[girlygirl999999999]

i guess ive got it good, i just have to kill my friends, and take down bad picture which i do not have nor ever will

[rerout]

I am LORD OF THE DANCE!!!!! LOL

[AVideogamer]

so apparently im gonna have my tongue frozen to a bus and play whack a mole 17 hours a day? lol

[WoWaddict24seven]

It's very funny, but I like what Ian Beckman did to this song ( or was it someone else?).

"thats the world of warcraft that you play"

[bigboobsblondehair]

How strange that al calls himself a stupid freak... the man is a genius!!!

[ohmanke]

WAT?!? I dont want to spend the week with my face in the mud! :(

[dragonbalde43]

what? in the mud???

[thatoneguy907]

What do you mean they're laughing at me?

I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO KILL YOU JOHNNY!!!

[GavenRocker]

i wish i had known about the duct tape earlier.... could've saved me a lot of pain.

[SilentTornadoe72]

OH YA IM A STUPID FREAK AND ILL FALL OUT A WINDOW MY DREAM :DDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friends birthday partys gonna get ruined by his butt :D

[ChunkyNibblets]

I AM the TRUE Lord of the Dance. No matter what you guys say! By the way,if you're a Vifgo or a Leo and you have the ebola virus,BACK! AWAY!

[OprahWinfreyAteMyDog]

Omg i had forgotten about this song!!! Excellent!

[theamazingdiscworld]

Fie upon you Weird Al! For now I shall never find true love! ::cries about it:: You know what? I think I will wake up tomorrow, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep! xP

[haruchiichan]

apparently I should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud... ahhh but I really wanted to shove that duck tape up my nose... T.T

[L33TLobster]

do you think my fiance is hurling the javelin because of my explosive flatulence?

[bossinbed]

w00t capricorn till i die!!! ownt

[OrdonLink2340]

I'm capricorn, and im exciting and wonderful :)

[DonnieBakerOhYeah]

My tounge got stuck to the back of bus yesterday!

[XxWebkinzxPunkXx]

Wow im a pices and im a mad dancer.

[ultranoodles]

i dont have naked pictures in my den... lol and i lagh behind my friends backs lol jk

[tehrunescape455]

2 days later I commented again

[tehrunescape455]

Sounds more like he's saying Yay yay yay yay not Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah if you listen hard enough

[tehrunescape455]

Nice video added to playlists

[frostshockshaman]

hmmm I'm a virgo and I've gone about a week without my head being impaled upon a stick, weird....lol

[KenyaRaynMinaiyu]

lol, im a pisces...my mom and my sister are leos. O.o i practiclly have to live in my room. i can so dance! does my sister count as the idiots at work?

[XxWebkinzxPunkXx]

Yes.

[kingalberich]

lol

[kingalberich]

Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you. lol

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Nice future Weird AL

[pandasrmylife]

A atermelon in my colon??? I used to believe that if you aste watermelon seeds a watermelon will grow in ur stomach... and a hickey to meryl streep? ew... and the dwarf thing? does it count if my fat dog ate my rtoothbrush?

[mvpkid24]

spending a week face down in the mud is more adventorous then i thought. and wen i shoved that roll of duct tape up my nose during my drivers test, i was just trimming my nosehairs

[MeForever1447]

LOL I'm a pisces and my sister is a leo so i have to stay away from here! LOL

:P

[brianownsyoubadly]

im a pisces and i do dance kinda of but nobody at work says stuff about me... so i yeah i am the lord of the dance!

[ILuvStuff5]

sleep, do a bunch of stuff then go back to sleep... yup, thats me in a nut shell

[KairiandSora2728]

Thats not true about us Taurus! We do find happiness, but the sleep do stuff and go back to sleep thing is true lol

[vidmaker8294]

*Finds Best friend laughing at him while not looking, and gets a machine gun out of nowhere*

[silentXnoXmore]

Scorpio

*bursts out in (fake)tears* I am NOT a STUPID FREAK... I just have some issues

Taurus over here next to me has found true happieness though, as he says. Lucky.

[tripmisterman]

0.0 wow i did lock the door and hardly go out during the summer

[sexigirl89]

luv this song

[StupidityThyName]

Well the second part of mine was accurate. I WILL wake up do a bunch of stuff then go back to sleep.

[GuitarMage77]

i found out that tuna flavored puding is the worst tasting thing in teh world!!! *shudders* ... omg my butt has a light going across it!!!!!!! im never never never never leaving my house again!! . . . . O_o

[GuitarMage77]

hahaha! funniest song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!1 lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol!!!!!1

[boombates]

i better find an albino dwarf and trade toothbrushes with him then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

[jujigote]

Oh shoot i shoved a roll of duct tape up my nose while i was taking my driver's test!

[katy2065]

My fiance will hurl a javelin through my chest and my birthday party will be ruined!! I wish they wrote this sort of stuff in magazines, instead of the usual "Happiness is just around the corner for you"

[emptysoul31]

I'm never finding happiness either :(

*Cries about it*

[evilsponge2]

I would love it magasines actually wrote this kind of stuff!

[toothpaste11]

Wow im the lord of the Dance =]

[FurettiLamborgini]

O SHIT I DID STABLE A COPY OF MY BUTT ON MY BOSSES FACE NO ONE noticed ☺

[Goddarnyou705]

There goes my appendix. Hilarious video. I loved this song first time i heard it and its such a fantastic change from all the bullshit those teen magazines constantly spout out to depressed 14 year old girls clinging onto some sort of hope that something wonderful is just around the corner due to the relative position of the planets and stars.

[Kimikotohomikooffire]

my friends are laughing behind me back

*holds up a knife*

>D

Kill Them..

[sparkkrieg]

rofl, thats the worst exuse for a chain letter ever! even more than the ones about someone dying and visiting you. noob

[sweet196]

i gotta watch out for that stick!

oh, and sweet vi-*falls on the ground* there's that stick

[gigakiller3]

lol

[QueenAiro85]

I WILL NEVER FIND TRUE HAPPINESS!!!

i love you al!

[fred2bob]

you digust me

[MaximumCheeseage]

It might have been an idea to make it so you can actually read it.

[nmcclain1996]

yeah 1rst 2 comment, and awsome!