Separate Ways: Literal Video Version

[fodnis3]

71 People hate Neil Schon's jean jacket.

[robotpretzel]

71 people dont get their own closeups

[silverkitsune95]

"Who needs drumroll when you can have a barrel roll?"

[leyyelleyyel]

this is great!

[minihamzu]

Watch the cords in my neck protrude! dude...eww!

and

Looks like french fries and I'm hungry! now! Ow.....

were the best parts c:

[Natashasplash88]

"Dude" ahahahahha epic :D

[Steudl4]

a creepy mullt-headed, checkered-shirted dream.

[noodlelube]

Is thiiiiiiis reaaaaal liiiiiiiiife?

Nice touch

[ShaggyPirate]

God, i wanted to hate this so hard, but holy crap is it funny

[raggedyanarchist]

Actually, that checkered shirt dance would probably scare me away too! Very funny video. I used to be in a band that used "Oh Sherry" for a sound check song, but we changed the lyrics from "Oh Sherry" to "Steve Perry". I actually like a lot of his music, but for some reason, jokes at his expense are ALWAYS hilarious!

[Shellbydean69]

LMAO...I think I just pee'd myself a little laughing at this one! THANKS!!!

[RiniUsagi]

I find myslef randomly singing this very often now.

WHY DO A DRUMROLL WHEN YOU CAN DO A BARREL ROLL, HEHEHE.

[geckotwister]

This is WiN xD

[EvalaMage]

You can't have my bass!

[FourthDimensionAnim]

I love Journey, and this was way too awesome! haha

[deanobravo67]

OMG that is friggin' hilarious! Nice work dude!

[nanlikestoast666]

not gonna lie - this is one of my favourite songs and I was expecting a little more from this! not the best one... but still hella entertaining :D keep it up!!!

[apartmentlifeatx]

You have contributed 20,000+ points to my overall happiness. This song used to break my heart, and now-I can laugh when I think of it. Thanks so much! :-D

[veleroxa]

folls

[reginaflorely]

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

[aluada88]

Dumb place for keyboard HAUhAUHAUHAUHAUHAU

Fake McGyver...

Vocês são foda mesmo! Quando eu vi o cara ri na hora.

You guys are too awsome! When I saw the man, I laugh in the right time.

[oosnap22]

Checkerd shirt dance PWNS HARD!!!!! lol

[JHpitythefool]

guy looks like luke wilson. lol

[titanofwar]

lol thats funny

[JHpitythefool]

why is luke wilson so angry here?

[clm12704]

Guess what? Can't have my bass! HA HA!

Genius...

[clm12704]

Oh man... "Look what I can do; bra-ling!" :-D

[threeLx]

Casio stand made out of pvc piping.

See, I could totally work for you.

[HSDMusic]

HaHa 'BE GONE WITH YOU' *Creepy Harry Potter Voice*

[Kirok]

"Issssss thiiisss reaaaalll liiiifffeee?" XD 5 stars!

[drummererb]

why do a drum roll when you can do a barrel roll

[t0mc0lins]

"Hoodless unibomber sad-eyed fake Macgyver" and

"dumb place for a keyboard" made me lawl.

[31337h4xx0r]

Wait, she gets better close-ups? Than me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[LordPichuPal]

That was awesome, you've got a real knack for this kind of thing.

[demon122333]

LOL@

"Magic van turns girl into keyboard player"

[Paranoiasonik]

Woah that van totally turned me into a keyboard player! Look what I can do. *Buu Da LING!*

[SaveUsMavis]

This is one of my favorite literal videos.

[DavidTyler1]

I don't know... I thought your other ones were funnier. It's alright though. There are a couple of spots that made me laugh.

[Pouleeeeet]

Wath made her turn around?!?!

My scary mouth!

[VGRoland]

Oww!!!

[PonchoPalooza]

I didn't know journey was that funny!

[flippitydoo2]

Hoodless uni-Bomber, great!

[boot180]

"Look what I can do. PLIINNGGG!" hahahahaah

[AngelsMommy]

Dude!! u made my day

[digtram]

"sad-eye fake MacGyver" L-fu**ing-OL

[ParisVaughn]

@digtram ya i know that made me LOL

[cr17lover]

EMPHASIS ON ME THEN PULL AWAY" LOL.

[alphaswordrain1337]

oh my gosh, i didn't know there was a literal version of this!!! awesome!!

[Born2bRedeemed]

LOL -- BTW, I put some of the lyrics to this song on another board, where we have to guess the song from the lyric. I'll let you know if anyone gets it

[dascottjr]

@Born2bRedeemed I'm anxious to see some of the guesses. XD

[BrenAGC]

Haha Couldn't help but laughing at the David After Dentist reference :D.

[Born2bRedeemed]

2:33 thru 2:37 -- Her left side is definitely her best. What do you think?

[Asrakorn]

nice :D

[dascottjr]

@GoodDaySunshineYAY That's mostly falsetto, and nowhere near what Steve Perry could pull off normally. Thank you, though. :-)

[MortisHex666]

Lol Five Bad Eighties Hair Cuts xD

[Gianncarlo1992]

lol fake mcguyver

[ShmigyProductions]

I'm crying! Stop! Stop!

[oosnap22]

14 close-ups lmao

[hotwheelz55]

LOL That drummer should not be allowed near children

[theshizzamanizza]

Excellence!

[AquilaTempestas]

"looks like french fries and I'm hungry. Now. Ow"

HA HA HA

[arsenal200789]

I like the david at the dentist homage, "is this real life?" These are fantastic.

[ninjaluigi1]

please tell me tht this on itunes

[oosnap22]

DUDE!! lmfao

[HoyItsJohn]

3:09 - 3:14 Lmfao

[javiermami]

the first part how here skirt suppose to move the sound of leather LMAO LMAO he actually made the sound lol

[nomoreremakes]

she doesn't even stop to see me flex letter x

LOLOLOL!

[fatfacefen]

dascottjr, your literal works are the best. have you seen the shit posted out there by other people wanting to be the next you and dusto mcneato? they are shite. you and your friend DM are the best. my boyfriend searched for and joined your facebook group.

[BoredCinema]

CAN'T HAVE MUH BASS!

[blackgetarman]

lol, let's trade jackets!

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

lol "keyboard hung real crocked"lol

[horuscurcino]

hey hey check my bass, slap my bass!

[whipsnade78]

This is the BEST thing I've ever seen on Youtube so far in my life.

[sunryse1]

You sound like the guy from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[thehoff1982]

vocals fail!

[RokOnWithYourBadSelf]

What do you expect? No one can really match Steve Perry's crazy vocal range.

[ElDeathWolf34]

3:36 "is this real life?" hahaha that was one of the best literal version

[itubeyoudont]

3:05 - 3:43 is the best thing ever ROFLMAO

[Zack3563]

"Why do a drum roll when you can do a barrel roll?" LOL

[Kelthire]

lol at "looks likes french fries, and I'm hungry" and the slow motion

[uswdkb42]

Most guys sing falsetto just to match my crazy vocal range..... LMAO

[backtuck401]

LMFAO this soooooo funny

[Highlandgent]

ROTGLMAO GENIUS PURE GENIUS

[Opneaa1]

GENIAL !!! "Looks like french fries, and I´m hungry....now.....oww" Genial , Ja,Ja.

[veelalynne]

Do a barrel roll! LOL

Want my base? Like my bass? CAN'T HAVE MY BASS!!! LOLLOLLOL!!!!

[MusicFeen1]

Nice job. Actually got a chuckle out of me.

[RaisedOnRadio92]

'We're all yelling at you!' I always thought that part of the song looked like they were so angry! lol

[Malkavian83]

Look what I can do: Beedeeling! OMFG!!! ROFL!!

[323Felicity]

I just noticed, during the slo-mo part, someone says: "Is this real life?" LMFAO!!!!! This is the best literal videos, IMO.

[SuperMac2007]

comment 666 yay

[Mazel89]

It was a girl that was turned into the keyboard player.

[Rutle]

Magic van turns guy into keybord player lol.

[somemetalguy]

lol i was singing this version out loud at school people were looking at me like i was crazy.

[tryithere]

Did you guys have a laugh after you made this with 1:25 one of you sang He might eat you instead of I.

[dascottjr]

@tryitthere Yeah, at first I thought about redoing that line, but what the hey, if the guy trying to eat me says "I" and the rest say "he", that kind of makes sense. Also, one can't spend *too* much time making these kinds of videos. :-P

[froglet42]

"it was all a dream... a creepy, mullet headed, chequered shirted dream!"

[nrhinton90]

The drummer is wearing a shirt that says "foosball!" haha

"Magic van turns girl into keyboard player!"

"Hoodless unibomber, Sad Eyed Fake McGuyver"

[flightdogg]

Vocals weren't bad though. TOUGH song!

[flightdogg]

"Guess what? CAN'T HAVE MY BASS!" Pretty funny, but Total Eclipse of the Heart was funnier imo...

[dascottjr]

@flightdog: I agree. Better vocals, too. :-)

[taktickle]

@flightdogg because the video of Total Eclipse had more material to make fun of...way too much

[NScole6407]

"5 bad 80s haircuts"

"Hoodless unibomber"

"Fake MacGyver"

"Let's trade jackets"

This is the best literal version. Hands down.

[nowhereboy]

I don't think I ever saw this video. For such an epic song I was expecting something more than what could have been filmed by a high school student (in 1983). You know, space ships, fog at night, horses, shattering mirrors, black limos, tuxedos. Definitely the least epic video ever.

[AlexRGravlin]

Gee, we're all sorry that 80's musicians realized that musical talent was more important than making some retarded pseudo-deep video... since they're MUSICIANS and all.

[dascottjr]

@AlexRGravlin: I like your observation. Obviously, the best Journey videos are of them on the stage. This is a great band out of its element.

[hollistergirl56100]

Our instruments are gone!! Hahaha LOL

[Zorsha]

'I hate my jean jacket" hahahahaa!!

[yungflip94112]

"we're all yelling at you" had me haha

[taktickle]

did anyone notice the reference joke to "David after dentist" in the slow-mo part?? xD genius!

[Agropio]

Absolutely. That's one of the most rewarding semi-hidden bits in semi-hidden bits history.

[cowzombies]

you cant have bass!

[MrLew3112]

"my checkerd shirt dance" lol

[jcperez7]

.....well you cant have my bass haha!!! Fucking hilarious

[raccound]

What made her turn around? MY SCARY MOUTH! Hahaha! This is brilliant, no matter how many times I watch it, it makes me laugh. I love these vids!

[Hairysteed]

How the hell can such a good song have such an awful music video! :D

[greyknight616]

I love the part with the bass guy lmao i love your videos please dont stop makn em

[SyntheticDesigns]

Journey is awesome; fuck is wrong with you?

[dascottjr]

@SyntheticDesigns: the band = awesome. the song = awesome. the video = nnnnnnot so much. :-)

[fanta240]

AMAZING!! so funny

[blunderboy100]

hey da awesome job what do you think you could do with the i write sins not tragedies videos?

[Born2bRedeemed]

hopefully burn it :)

[daspudster01]

LOL hit the yellow wall ....lol love it...From start to finish...pretty good guys....

[bugz1224]

LMAO @ 0:16

[ChaoticYak]

I think that "Total Eclipse" is probably the best overall, but my favorite individual lines are in this one. For instance, "We're all yelling at you!" and "Looks like I might eat you!"

Excellent!

[Cris7naldo]

Hoodless unibomber lolol

[IlaughedIcried]

I howled with laughter through this entire video.  I wouldn't have noticed, without your help, that the whole thing looks like an ode to Steve Perry's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE WRIST GRABBING AND HOWLING?!? Ohhh, Journey. Oh.

[mimitzka]

I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL!! I love your videos!!

[givenchylover]

be gone with you!

[steveperryteamo]

i love you steve perry XD

[THxLiebhaber]

Hoodles Unibomber! LMFAO, So Funny!

[pipoPPP]

sad eyes fake MacGyver jajajajajajajajajaja classic

[vvCAB00SEvv]

roflmao at 2:31

[kazzz15]

OMG that was hilarious. I laughed out loud from start to finish and could barely see the video for tears. Well done.

[krazyllah]

"look what i can do *bleeng!*"

ahahaha

[kwinni]

my favourite part is the bleeng part...and when he sang 'french fries' i laughed so hard that i almost culdnt breathe.

[Trombonevideogameboy]

"Why do a drum roll when you can do a barrel roll?" THAT was legendary

[PrincessHumpy]

PROTRUDE! ahahaha

There are no words to describe how hilarious the video is.

[stallion494]

omfg thats hilarious

want ma bass? CANT HAVE MA BASS

[777BL4d3]

look what i can do: balaling!

[ThiefGhost]

best one.

[773x744cap]

i like journey but....HAHAHAHA

[dgcmusi]

This is a funny video !!

Great video.

[BrittVonKruel]

want my bass? well you can't have it! HAHA!

[ConnorHenry1]

good stuff. I would have to say that the meatloaf one is the best though

[Pintac87]

Awesome, simply awesome. Great job guys!

This was the video, I think, that ended Journey's music career. Bad song + bad video = state fairs for the rest of their lives.

[adnilgreen]

letter xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i luv this

[chrisklecker]

Checkered shirt dance? LOL!!!!

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

Lol 2:35 Jonathan does look like magiver!! :))

[wgardens]

rofl

[teababe27]

Very funny.

[somemetalguy]

omg this is fucking hilarious!

[WoWDirac]

Why do a drum roll when u can do... a barrel rolL!

[awesomevids246]

sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[contact1araya]

you guys smoke some nasty crack

[lightpath868]

LOL. is this real lifee? great david after dentist reference:]

[WhiteFox5Studios]

BA DA LING!

[shadowbubbles25]

This is gold!

[hery011490]

5 mins of my live wasted

[Beeny7]

lmao

[Advicechick416]

sooooooooooooo funni

[StardustDragonFlame]

sniffing her arm pit in her sleeeeeeep!

[dascottjr]

@StardustDragonFlame: (sniff, sniff) This dream smells like armpit. XD

[ikiLr]

3:15 XD

haha be gone with u

[dynelol]

The bass guy looks like the Brawny paper towels guy.

[morzinbo]

Awesome! XD

[BillyMays6]

Who ever thought of this is a genius

[BillyMays6]

Who ever thought of this is a genius

[diablo275754867862]

3:36 lol

[Primogen18]

LOL, I died at that part.

[MrMindGasm]

"Why do a drum roll when you can do a barrel roll? He He He He"

HAHAHA i laughed so hard

[ForeverYoursFaithful]

roflol too funny! if only we could have read their thoughts...lol

[Murdocslove]

Is this real lif?

HAHAHAHA!

[drakethekool56594]

hey you like my bass check out my bass hey you like my bass its a really cool bass you like my bass well guess what YOU CAN'T HAVE MUH BASS HAHA made my roflmfao

[MarshalToy]

Wow, that van totally turned me into a keyboard player. Look what I can do.

BERLIEUNG!

[littlecolonel11]

i dont understand the hoodless unibomber sad-eyed fake mcguyver part???? somebody please fill me in on that

[dascottjr]

Look up the famous black and white unibomber (unabomber?) police sketch, then look up early pictures of McGuyver (MacGuyver?). Pretty close.

I'm too tired to spelchek. (Spilchuk?)

[princesstamika]

Guitarist looks like Ted Kaczynski (the unibomber) without a hood.

Keyboardist looks like a wanna be MacGuyver (an action hero who made impossible things out of random junk and always saved the day- it was a TV show).

Kids, today. ...