Corky Saves the Bus

[ashtonA69]

this gave me tears from my boner



[ubuntungbelele]

Anybody remember the episode where Corky rapes his sister?

[FoxD89]

upside down syndrome

[inevitablehatred]

Why is Vern Fonk there?

[djoejoe08]

dey all 3 retarded LOL

[Serpent6009]

What a piece of shit he is. A piece of shit. Excrement. Flush him in the fuckin toilet. He could eat shit and die being a piece of shit that he is. A piece of cocksucking shit. Eat shit and die you piece of cocksucking shit.

[sketchyinc]

WTF, at the risk of appearing mean, it just seems ironic how the makers of this product would have a Down Syndrom Man represent a product that says "College Gear" on it. Nothing against Chris Burke aka "Corky" from "Life Goes On", but Down Syndrome and College go together like Ice Burge and Titanic!, LOL!!!!!!!!!

[sketchyinc]

@sketchyinc WHOPPSY DAISY, The spelling and Grammar Nazis got me, I meant "Ice-Berg" two separate words that can be spaced with fancy hyphen or not. Even Corky would see through this little bit of drunken laziness and find humor in it! Thanks for pointing that out superior mortal; however, since the nautical word Burgee can also be used to refer to a warning pennant for yachts and ships, the allusion I was making towards Corky and Titanic and College and being ironically funny holds truth!!!

[bwolff18]

@sketchyinc And you'd think after you said your lame ass joke and spelled "iceberg" (no fancy hyphen) wrong like 5 times you'd finally get it right.

[Mikimoll]

good one ! ! !

[Nigganechi]

Fuck yeah Corky rocks!!! He's way better than that goof on the Garth Brooks video!

[yodaddyxx]

dat nidder iz ritartid

[justinoakley999]

i dont get it. he broke up a fight?

i would've pulled his hood over his face and smacked him in the back of the head.

[TheQuinnMallory]

Thanks for saving the bus man, we owe you one

[bongcouver]

HONK IF YOU DRIVE BY VERN FONK !!! I knew I recognized that guy on the left. hahahaha

[lobotomykiller]

CREO QUE CHRIS BURKE FINALMENTE VA A LA PREPARATORIA

[CastleOfButterflies]

WTF???

[spudmustang]

That was an easy fight to settle. Washington State and Gonzaga, not such a big deal. Now if it was Wazzu and UW during the Apple Cup...watch out, Corky!

[sscrystal10]

Corky's band's name is System of a Dawn

[eplaughlin]

no, Syndrome of a Down

[goldslinger]

@eplaughlin

Hahahahahahaha ! ! !

[sea6789]

@eplaughlin That made me laugh my ass off, and I'm autistic.

[sea6789]

@eplaughlin That made me laugh my ass off, and I'm autistic.

[Anonymouslives]

Your moms name is: System of a 14 cent blowjob.

[10lettername]

@sscrystal10

more like syndrome of a down

LOLOLOL

[BPwhistleblower]

Dee Dee Dee ...

[wolvie667]

I was happy to see when this series came on TV that finally somebody saw that people with a Handicap are also able to star on TV. Just for that Chris Burke for me is a hero. Oh by the way, that bald guy with the goatee looks a bit like Pro Poker player Daniel Negreanu.

[beaarthursjohnson]

wtf?

[yanks4eva1288]

Hi Nick!!!!

[Pockets237]

Chris Burke came and performed at my school today

[sscrystal10]

Did he arrive on time or was he retarded?

[kjaerjakcajk]

corkeys hair is cool

[jerkwallace]

MERRY CHRIST MAS

HAPPY CHHHHANUKKA

KWANNNNZAA!!!

ami-to-to

RAAAAAMAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN­N.!!!

Happy Holidays from Vern Fonk Insurance.

[Chumpization]

Whats the chorus of Cork'y little song? Sounds like "living in a world of gayness"

[weedipikia]

@Chumpization I think it's "living in a word of Geithness" (as in Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner)

[blurrybigfoot74]

So... the moral of the story is to laugh at retarded people?

Is that the key to world peace?

Bless you Corky. You didn't save the bus, you saved the world.

Oh Blah Dee! Oh Blah Da! Life Goes Oooooooonnn Oooooohhhh!!!!

La La La La Life Goes Oooooonnnn!!!

[manuel2582]

Fact: a lot of americans actually looks like Corky

[roadblock8]

Most Hispanics look like earthworms.

[manuel2582]

at least we have a functional brain..

[roadblock8]

The same functional brain that tells you not to capitalize the first letter of a sentence? The same functional brain that tells you to put two periods at the end of a sentence? Sorry. Back to the bean fields with you.

[manuel2582]

sorry dumb fuck but english its my second lenguage..try to reply in spanish ... just give it a try

[roadblock8]

Is that why you are so bitter? Because you are terrible at the English "lenguage"? Or because your country is a third world piece of shit? Yo pendejo, chupa mi verga.

[manuel2582]

yeah thats why im so "bitter" lol did you mean better?lol im teaching you english your own lenguage..lol i didnt ask you to tell me some stupid slangs in spanish ..i DARE YOU DOUBLE DARE YOU to respond your arguments in spanish..Just try it fucking dumb i thougt so stay put CORKY

[roadblock8]

Actually, "bitter" is a real word. It's okay, I didn't really expect a drooling primate to understand that. I'm sorry, the only Spanish I know is what I hear the drunk, piss-covered Mexicans yelling at each other at the gas station. I DOUBLE DARE you to spell "lenguage" correctly. Especially since you claim to be teaching me English. Be sure to write me back after you pick the lice out of your relative's scalp!

[manuel2582]

lenguaje lenguaje. i won . lol.. you make me sick..you judge all latin americans for a bunch of mexicans poor and bad educated mexicans.... that its retarded at 100% at least a know 2 lenguajes..what about you retard

[roadblock8]

Well, your grammar skills in English are complete shit, and I'm starting to doubt your knowledge of the Spanish language. lengauje lengauje lenguauujaue...you lose! By the way, you should save your judgment for yourself. I guarantee that even Corky is more intelligent than everyone in your monkey family. At least he doesn't live in a slum.

[manuel2582]

ohhh that makes sense..im retarded because i live in a slum.. yeah you are right ..yeah you dont know about DICK spanish grammar..so blow me loser

[roadblock8]

Well, I guess that might be considered an insult if I actually cared about learning your shitty language. The only reason anyone would bother, is because your people multiply like vermin, and spread like an unwanted rash. And yes, you are retarded. But you live in a slum because your country is a piece of shit. Corky's a tard and he lives in a mansion. I guess we know the real reason you dislike the Cork. Jealous of his citizenship and his intellect.

[roadblock8]

Well, I guess that might be considered an insult if I actually cared about learning your shitty language. The only reason anyone would bother, is because your people multiply like vermin, and spread like an unwanted rash. And yes, you are retarded. But you live in a slum because your country is a piece of shit. Corky's a tard and he lives in a mansion. I guess we know the real reason you dislike the Cork. jealous of his citizenship and his intellect.

[manuel2582]

yeah you and corky are a better than me because i live in a "slum"..right..and you live in a trailer..thats cool..ill not waste more time in a retard like you bye

[roadblock8]

Well, that really breaks my heart. To know that I won't get to talk to a lice-covered monkey any more really does bring a tear to my eye. Nah, I'm not too worried. I have a feeling you'll be back. Your jealousy of Corky runs deep. Plus, you'll probably get bored when you run out of bananas to pick for Americans.

[davykrump29]

Hey, I'm part Mexican; but, that is still some funny shit. I mean, you gotta learn how to have a sense of humor, right?

[loggeronline]

Roadblock8: You're such an asshole. So you think you're better than Mexicans because of the country you happened to be born in, or is it because you think you are genetically superior. If the case is the latter, then you are not only an asshole, but also a racist asshole. And it's really sad that you refer to other human beings as monkeys. I guess we know what your motivation was for watching this video.

[cwood4ever]

Back up your claims, what has the Mexicans ever done for the world? Math, Physics, Medicine??? I can name 100 things America has done.

[TheItalianStallion33]

Many of "your" well-known chemists and physicists were immigrants from Europe and even after WWII, Americans pretty much stole the Germany's great minds ... America only gives the world reality tv, talentless nobodies, and ignorance, and superficiality

[cwood4ever]

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[tapupartforpres]

Yea the country was founded on immigration. Dude all countries are great in their own way. I can't understand why people argue a mute point. Either ripping on people countries or race, the internet tough guy act has to stop, EVERYONE. Share what's good about your county instead of ripping on someone elses.

[goldslinger]

@TheItalianStallion33

Yea, We checked Italy for great minds, but came up wanting . . . (sigh).

[TheItalianStallion33]

Da Vinci, Dante, Macchiavelli, Volta, Galileo, Avagadro, Marconi, Galvani, Fermi ... ever heard of them?

[tapupartforpres]

Who cares move on.

[TrillyThePuppet]

Who cares? It doesn't matter where you're from, we're all people. -.- God, some people....

[anationkingdom]

They make Taco

[roadblock8]

@loggeronline: Spoken like a true pile of shit liberal. You don't like someone, and your answer is screaming "Racist!!". What an unimaginative fucking idiot. You forgot "Bigot" and "Nazi". Isn't that the liberal chant? You would welcome tons of bottomfeeding morons into this country, but I doubt you'd lift up arms to protect it. Go back to China, bitch!

[nrm333]

corky is my hero!

[karmakiller666]

Life does Not go on after this..

[forideoonlinefor]

LIFE GOES ON

[gymboy7]

does he have downsyndrome? or is he just fuck ugly

[normank27]

fuckin retard probab;y thinks he''s a badass

[r0bott360]

AHAHAHAHA

Living in a world of gayness? HAHAHA

[daledeloy]

Was this commercial suppose to be serious? lol

[angantyr86]

Chris burke is god... a lazy god...

[FabioCrow07770]

WTF?! This is the laziest commercial ever! they just grabbed to two guys and told them here put this shit on....didn't even bother taking their suits off,just slipped it on over their dress clothes...and what is up with the guy on the right? Looks like he has pig tails...but then you realize it's just a horrible wig...F-U Corky! lol jk....maybe

[ccampbell1976]

He could have taken them both. You know how they are with their strength

[cash4goldladylover]

I didn't realize that Vern Fonk and Corky were pitch men for college sports gear. Because when I think of college sports team gear Corky is the first name that pops in my head lmao.

[cwood4ever]

TARDS

[newyorkbabydoll]

yeah, his real name is cokey

he got that way from 8 balls

[SAMI83]

LOLZ

[squirrelman333]

I WUV UUUUU! rofl

[markalejandrox]

how come they gave him the name corky in life goes on? was that like a joke for the scriptwriter or so?

[ericaesop]

DURRRRRRRRRRRR

[staybrutalwhore]

At least he's a better actor than Arnold Schwarzenegger... :P

[roops22]

they name a retard corky..priceless!

[bcw0813]

LMAO...everyone thinks it, but it's halarious, because you just say it. Thumbs up!

[JoshFritz561]

@roops22 fairly sure it's the same guy

[FabioCrow07770]

Ya The Guy on the right isn't wearing a wig...

[cualquieruser25]

SCARY

[papatoony]

Cokey!

[Rumplestiltskin79]

RIP CORKY

[Corky136]

this is a joke pleassse ...

[coqui4225]

i wonder if he has ever had sex anyway thanks 4 the video

[54spiritedwill54]

That "commerical" is going to make me run out and buy some college gear stuff.

[emtthis]

i love that someone said hes not actually retarded that hes an actor... cuz the funny thing is he DOES have downs!!!!!! lmao! you kids crack me up. hes still an asshole tho.

[greasyhun]

Yay!

[peardrax75]

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pwernt]

I've been searching for the anti-drugs video corky did in the early ninties....

good stuff.

[gavinottawa]

wasn't he on some of those "the more you know" commercials???

[WhatsAYak]

Couldn't have been, since those spots air on NBC and Life Goes on was an ABC show.

[iziot1]

Corky you fucking downy give up on acting you are an embarrasment to all the other retards in this world

[paulkersey1999]

DOP MAKIN FUN O ME! I AM PECIAL. I AM NOT A DETARD. I AM A DOOD ACTOR. I AM BEDDER DEN GEORGE CLOONEY. sincerely, CORKY. PS. YOU DUCK!

[staybrutalwhore]

There's a word to define people who enjoy posting this kinda comments: ASSHOLE

[leprachuan666]

iziot shut the fuk u pussy

[stoogeswoman]

Wow - making fun of people with Down's syndrome. Classy! Bet your mom's proud of you.

[meghan077]

i saw chris @ the buddy walk. he was on a t.v. show. i can't member what its called tho. but the boy has talent!

[ReverendJuice]

Life Goes On! Awesome!

[pharrison666]

hahahah vern fonk cracks me up, plus he's rockin a way sick jersey (go cougs!). haha i like the impression of adam morrison

[BradTheProducer]

Holy god, this is everything I ever could have wanted from YouTube.  Corky and Vern Fonk together!

[joshuamh]

He only looks half assed retarded in this one

[HomoImprovement]

Corky was molested by his uncle.

[paulkersey1999]

HEY, HE SEUDCED ME! signed; corky's uncle.

[beanaldo]

ha ha corky looks like a cool dude

[greedybones]

Is that Vern Fonk on Corky's right?

[detrater]

was that ad meant to be serious? it was the lamest cheesiest piece of shit ever and was in no way entertaining. id be embarassed if i was corky the m.

[maugustyniak]

HOLY SHIT! He's a PINHEAD! ROFL1!

[FabioCrow07770]

The wheels On the Short Bus Goes Round and round,Round and Round

[Daniel78219]

A gentleman and a scholar.

[madcows10]

No he's got that G.W.Bush sparkle in his eye. But with a hint of more intellect behind it.

[stonerj0e]

Dude! Awesome comment !

[SOchouchou05]

mon prof dhistoire géo ressemble trop à corky!!!corky on taime!!!!!!!!

[kennydoogs]

In our society, why must we applaud ignorance??? I mean, Chris Burke is a nitwit and we hold him up on such a pedestal.

[usedtobe803]

he has a mental retardation yet is able to fully act and entertain people while you waste your ignorant comments on his video.

[LovelyPatricio]

Why are you calling him a retard? You do know what ACTING is?!?

[usedtobe803]

I didn't call him a retard I said he has mental retardation known as Downs syndrome.

[InspectorFaggot]

He doesn't have Down Syndrome...he's an actor.

[usedtobe803]

ooooooook it's just prosthetics then? wow.. hmm yeah ookay

[InspectorFaggot]

So you're saying he looks like the Elephant Man? 

How cruel!!!

[emtthis]

inspector, do you have downs syndrome? Maybe not, but Chris Burke does. I know this for a fact, as does everyone else cept you and lovely patricio. lol. silly kids.

[captainhorseshit]

How long do Downs Syndrome people live for anyway? Is it kind of like five Downs Syndrome years to every human year?

[jonlambert76]

wow.. didn't know that dude was still alive. Hadn't seen him since the show.

[GaryNull]

That "commerical" is going to make me run out and buy some college gear stuff.

[alvask8z2000]

If he can drive he can get into college. He drove Tyler's convertible in Life Goes On. I would trade all of my children for him!

[ladyp1234]

LOLZ like corky would ever be accepted to a college. His ACT score is like 1 or 2.

[ladyp1234]

His solo on 18 seconds is hilarious

[gilbertcrazy]

wow me too i love you whos on my phone not like he is retarded or anything but.... i gotta go!

[JMFabianoRPL]

Where's the commercial with Corky and Tracey Ullman?

[GSSConnection]

i've been looking for that commercial online for years. I thought it only played in NYC

[alvask8z2000]

He is not aging well and his head is shrinking to the size of a pea.

[XxWhosThisxX]

yea dude ur right, his head is shrinking

[joelvis66]

Love this one!! its a great commercial

[drgreeno]

i love the way chris make an airlplane with his arms

[shotguncinema]

chris burke is my hero