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  • damn i just got a boner and my tiities got hard.....crush your enimes see them driven before you hear the leventation of the women

  • Lololol

  • BADASS MOVIE. period.

  • Great scene and all, but how did he have an egg to spit out when, during the fight, you can clearly see him open his mouth to give a manly shout of rage and there is no egg? Did he go raid a bird nest after chopping the heads off? That's kinda cheating...

  • @DefenderOfEnglish lol I was wondering the same thing

  • SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.......

  • best part in the whole movie

  • Was good movie but should of been called something else. Not conan

  • Goddamn this movie looks brutal........i like it

  • Young Conan is Leo Howard . So cute

  • 2:01 yeah cool hit his head to snow and it would break not problem son.

  • @WarRunner4 maybe its ice and not snow?

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  • Conan looks like a sexy woman.

  • Trust me guys the movie is freaking amazing!!

  • When I saw this movie I couldn't wait for it to finish, never again will I waste two hours of my life playing seeing again.

  • fuck the reviews, that 3 minute opening was 50 thousand times better than the way i saw the original conan as a child. fuckin brutal.

  • whatever the review say, you should still watch it! btw ive not watched it yet it looks awesome

  • wow awsome ..that kid was like bomb grb knife stab ..next guy smash his head .. it WAS AWSOME DUDE .. I LV IT ..ITS LIKE ALTIMATE ASSASSINS CREED

  • this movie is crap. but the kid made his role. best parts of the movie are with this kid. in my opinion.

  • shit..... and i thought this movie was meant to be crap. that's some badass fighting

  • conan o'barbrian

  • No one likes a show off!

  • It's the only decent scene in this film, the one that gives you enough hope not to live the theatre.

  • Look how manly I am as a use my dainty fingers to place tiny eggs in the mouths of young boys

  • This movie sucked ass.

  • ...wow. now thats gay.

  • @liquidOzzy lol so stupid

  • DAMN got goosebumps all over from watching this

  • @liquidOzzy shut up

  • Too bad the kid is badass. That is the ONLY part that is worth watching.  The REST SUCKS SO BADLY.

  • @Sosodeflol shut

    stupid

  • Holly shit that looks badass :D

  • CIMMERIANS ARE FICTIONAL CHECK IT OUT ON WIKI...

    INFACT THE THE NICK NAME BARBARIAN COMES FROM WHAT THEY CALLED THE MONGOLS AND TURKIC WARRIORS.

    VIKINGS WERE ALSO KNOWN AS BARBARIANS.... IT SHOWS IT IN THE ORIGINAL FILM, IT HAS MONGOLIANS WITH ARNOLD.

    

  • @888LDN shut up

    stupid

  • What the hell do critics know?

  • haha conan sipat nga bata xD

  • this movie sucked so hard. Marcus Nispel sodomized conan

  • and the guy they tried to fill arnold's shoes with (an unsuccessful attempt no matter who they cast, another reason this movie is EPIC fail) is waaayy more badass in Game of Thrones, not the sissy little pretty boy they depict him as here. major turd of a film

  • HAHAHAH sure some little kid is gonna kill a group of barbarians while all of them look on in fear at the sight of a 3 ft baby. looks like a boring snoozefest, even the dude from Sons of Anarchy looks like he gave his most emotionless/un-moving/worst performance ever.

  • ur a retard is paint u blind fuck

  • this is basically if deadliest warrior did vikings vs apaches

  • They are not blindfolded u idiot it's war paint

  • They are not blindfolded u idiot it's war pain

  • What are they blind folded.......Who attacks people while Blindfolded and thinks they will actually win........ what a joke........

  • why are they attacking him seperately? typical hollywood BS

  • I like Arnold but Mamoa look more like Conan from book and comics.

    And Movie is not bad at all is closer to book than old Conan.

  • oh conan you so crazy

  • @randombasjh nah, they actualy busted that dudes head on a rock for the movie

  • @janellebxwul remarkable movie really????

    i really loved momoa but the movie blowed hard!!!

  • I love Leo Howard !!! <3 He is soooooo cute !! :D He plays young conan !! :D <3 <3

  • NNNNNNNEEEEIIIINNN iam 15 i would like to go in the cinema!!!!!!!!

  • Why do they have to be so dirty??? At least in the original movie, the characters seemed to know how to take a bath. And it is filmed with almost no colour, almost seems like black and white. And the music, hard rock for a fantasy movie? Give me a break! This movie sucks.

  • Ohh my god love this movie cant wait to watch it

  • Hope the rest of the movie will be as awesome as this trailer.

    Please no faggy "mature Conan". Please no disappointment.

    *fingers crossed*

  • OMG! Totally Loved It.

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  • Just watche the movie online at Moviegaze..loved it

  • OMG! Totally Loved It.

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  • OMG! Totally Loved It.

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  • Fuck yo egg Hellboy!

  • this looks bad ass as fuck

  • okay i'm sold, fuck the reviews i'm watching this! 

  • @InternetAesHole thats it

  • @InternetAesHole this was by far the best part of the movie, lol. such an awful piece of shit this was. ugh

    needed more of this kid....

  • it is a good thing that robert e howard is dead because if he were alive to see this bastard version of his works it might just kill him

  • WORST REMAKE EVER LOLOL

  • @tripleleap yes lol. Watch my review on "bean34boy"

  • Todays my Birthday, and im going to see the movie. I loved conan as a kid. Im not sure about how the changed how he was raised. In the original he is inslaved and is forced to fight, stil showing he has love 4 his family. They might have went to far with the BS having him kill those men at such a small age. By the way he was screaming, where was the egg? and the little guy only brought home 3 heads, he killed 4, I guess he was tierd. lol.Either way i cant wait.. ill be back with a review tonight

  • @UndercoverLdn it was awful. This was the only "good" scene. The 3D made everything blurry and dark, and the plot and dialogue made it worse. Even scenes with potential died when someone would get tapped on the shoulder and explode into Kool-aid. I'll have my full review on my other page "bean34boy"

  • @tropicAces is it really that bad?....I was really looking forward to watching the film. All I'm looking for is blood and violence lol

  • woah didnt know indians wure actualy zombies! movies teach me so much =O

  • This movie seems awesome... anyone who's gonna see it tomorrow, comment back please if you like it + how much the 3D plays a part in it? I've never seen a 3D movie... horrible

  • @DFPleonexia - I didn't say violent games increases violence. I said letting a 7 yr old play violent video games, is a fucked way to raise a child. Giving kids delusions of grandeur is a bit fucked up too. Battlefield 3 looks like a great game and it's a misleading commercial for how cool war is. Go visit Iraq, get your face blown off, use a first aid pack to put it back on, oh wait, they can't, so you can wait, till someone else dies, and you can have their face. This movie sucks balls.

  • Omg Leo Howard was really good at acting for this movie! wayy diffrent guy from kickin' it

  • OMG Awesome! : D

  • @GameStalker2 Ah I see, fair enough. I misheard.

  • What are we in grade school, Did you actually read the book? Sure I read It.....Whats it about? .....Conan...... blank stare.

  • Badass

  • I wanna be like that SHIT! I wish we were back in the Stone Age! I would weild the sword like I brandish my dick every night!

  • damn!

    

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  • SOOO EPIC !

  • Yeah right... This movie will be tragic... I`ve seen less blood in whole "Valhalla rising" than in this scene and Valhalla is 7 times better than this crap. You will never move John Milius from his throne!

  • @Dionizije Eat shit asshole dickless arm-chair critic. That is some arty farty movie. This is straight up action. No comparison there, shit for brains.

  • @kokoinmars Your comment is as stupid as this scene is. It is always nice to see argumented comments from guys like you spilling wisdom all around web. Recheck your intelligence once more and please try to write as you actually can say something interesting.

  • @Dionizije You are comparing this with Valhalla Rising? Are you an idiot. They are completely different movies. I should have expected this. I bet you are the kind of faggot who can suck his own dick and routinely slashes his wrists. Go eat someone's asshole dick weed.

  • @kokoinmars Listen, I don`t need to explain you what movie is, it is obviously that your arguments are reflecting some homosexual and sexual perversion since you two can`t answer a simple question without saying words like " idiot, faggot, suck dick, asshole, etc.". I won`t waste my time to explain you things that you can`t understand since you suffer a great deal of sexual and frustration.

  • @Dionizije Explain what to me? I just explained everything to you. Look it's obvious that you are a raging faggot. It's also obvious that you were regularly raped in your asshole, by your own dad, till it was bloody. And because of this trauma you are unable to enjoy a decent action movie. I feel sorry for you. And say hello to your mom for me.

  • @kokoinmars I feel pity for your miserable soul. You know what they say: What goes around, comes around. Be careful cause you may have in life what you wish for others. Cheers. ;)

  • @Dionizije Cheers to you too, faggot. Tell that to your pappy, maybe he'll stop loving your asshole some.

  • @kokoinmars Shame on you kokoinmars. I`ll not judge you, that will do 131,018 people seeing this.

  • @Dionizije Shut up you fucking inbred jackass! Most people here like this video, unlike you, you fucking posh retarded prick. Just go eat a dick and stop coming back here for more spanking you bitch!

  • @Dionizije english first, comments later.

  • Wow. So be a Barbarian Warrior,they played picnic games to be proven worthy?

  • If this is what the rest of the movie is like, people will be LOL at the theatres.

  • what happened to the long training...and just being a fucking boy at first...!!!!

  • Thats so shity! A Little Child? Oh man...

  • @GhostDogFX He will grow up to be an adoult later jackass, ffs stop whining before you've seen the movie.

    ''dont judge the book by its cover''

  • Spartacus isn't that too accurate... But I love it :)

    I'm liking this movie too!

  • LOL pure cheese

  • @GamesStalker mmmmk

  • @GamesStalker Honestly I didn't think that i needed to explain my point further, anybody with common sense would've probably figured out that i meant that it isn't "low budget crap" As well. As the other dude said, spartacus is accurate and exciting and above all it isn't cheesy, unlike this heaping pile of shit that i just saw a clip from lol also are you one of those close minded people who think that if anything is low budget it is automatically shit?

  • @TheGermandude2 The spartans had a plan when going to battle they had archers backing them up and went to battle slowly and carefully not rushingly

  • @TheGermandude2 "cheesy", "heaping pile of shit"? i'm sorry, things need to be accurate? This isn't exciting?

    Can't you just watch a movie, see it has overwhelming amounts of badassery packed into it, and enjoy that?

  • @wasniface Yeah, Clint Eastwood movies are awesome and so are Micheal Madsen movies. But this? Hell no. If you want to see a badass flick watch the original because this has terrible acting, camerawork, special effects, and shitty 3d. Also My Comment was a response to somebody calling the show spartacus a shitty inaccurate show based off of watching a trailer of it. Seriously I could name a bunch of other way more badass and way less cheesy movies that have way WAY smaller budgets.

  • @TheGermandude2 This has terrible acting and camerawork? I didn't get that impression. And I've seen the "original" of this. I'm sure it was good in its time, but parts of it just make me cringe. Notably the special effects, but also the acting and camerawork.

    I'm not sure you can even call that an original, though, since this isn't based on that movie - it's based on a series of books, the same as that one. It isn't supposed to be a newer version, but a different one.

  • @wasniface Do you honestly think this movie would've been made if the old Arnold Schwarzenegger one wasn't? No, this movie probably wouldn't, its clearly just trying to cash in on the old ones success even if it isn't a remake. The acting and special effects are dated but still good. Plus the camerwork in the original was fantastic so i really don't know where you were going with that. The acting is atrocious in this, incredibly fake growling dialogue don't give you an impression of bad acting?

  • @TheGermandude2 nobody cares about you gay ass opinion you pathetic, screechy faggot

  • @supdawg9999999 Coming from a guy who's username is supdawg9999999 that really means nothing to me.

  • @TheGermandude2 "dated but still good" I can buy for special effects, but for acting? Camerawork, sure..

    As for "incredibly fake growling dialogue", from who? The picts who are a race of savages? I don't think that was supposed to be dialogue, sorry?

    Camerawork original isn't particularly fantastic at all, especially not something you can compare this to and say this is worse.

    Sorry, but the only impression I'm getting is that you're acting fanboyish over the old movie.

  • @wasniface I was actually talking about the lead actors acting when he goes in to batman gravely voice mode. Also the camerawork in the original wasn't fantastic at all, but compared to this? It is alot better, also this movie tries WAY to hard to be badass, which is why it fails miserably.

  • @TheGermandude2 And what's wrong with a movie trying to be badass? Can't you just enjoy a movie for that, or does it have to have deep meaningful undercurrents to be enjoyable?

  • @wasniface There isn't anything wrong with it its just its trying TOO HARD to be badass, For instance, Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood have a naturally badass presence about them in there movies, but this movie's actors don't and they try too hard to make them badass, same with the action scenes. They are just trying way too hard and not succeeding.

  • @TheGermandude2 i agreed with you, Momoa on top of everybody just underrastimate the character, caring only about doing angry faces and act badass when conan is more cold most of the time in the books, he dont add deepness on the role, but i guess is the director that you have to blame, the story dont follow a linear plot i will spoil only the fact that this movie got the meaningless and pointless ending ever.

  • @TheGermandude2 Wait, which Spartacus are you talking about? The really old movie or the TV series? Actually it doesn't matter, they're both inaccurate as fuck.

  • @GamesStalker the history channel is inaccurate as fuck.

    They be on their talking about ancient aliens and shit lmao.

    and my bad about my comment, I had forgot that conan the barbarian was sort of a comic book style thing.

  • lol hes that kid from disney kickin it ^^

  • @GamesStalker It's nothing like 300 -_-

  • that fucking kid is fucking savage as shit ewwwww

  • @GamesStalker Or watch Spartacus: Blood in the Sand. Accurate, exciting and without the cheesy bullshit of this trailer.

  • This feels like a japanese anime, or pod racing. So incredibly cheesy.

  • press 9 repeatedly for a basketball effect

  • @KnowImillian in the Book conan will be a decent warrior only at 15, the kid got like 12 and he can fight already like a KGB agent, so, neither this is accurate with the story.

  • .... meh.. at least there is gore.

  • hahaha how poor.

  • When i did that, they called it murder.

  • Great MOVIe !, I cant Wait for TommoRow. . .!c:

  • FAKE!

  • what the fuck is wrong with people if your gonna bitch non stop do it to your self and simply put just dont go watch the movie this will be exactly what its supposed to be a testosteron filled adventure who gives a shit if its not realistic hollywood is never realistic

  • boy is getting pussy at 13!

  • @TheSuirad wtf???

  • @ThePlatoon4 he gets women because he is a warrior.

  • THE PAWN OF CHUCK NORRIS IS UPON US

  • How come they always trying to play non whites as savages?

    In real life that lil white kid would of been skinned alive and wore as a coat.

  • @AgrivatedKillah ... i dont even no where to start lol. what race is more savage then Caucasians ? through out history? lol i think we have you all beet in that regard

  • seriously, i had to watch this god damn seen twice.... that shit is awsome !

  • great now i know the whole story ! Seriously!! ??? He fights them all he gets the egg and he's back alive. THE END.

    *Who ever made this trailer is the most dumb person to walk on this earth. Dafuck?

  • @Suel14 If you were smart, this is only one scene...Conan isn't even this age in the movie.

  • You smell that? Another turd of a movie. In 3d no less. Which is too bad really. 'Cause I like that one dude from Hellboy.

  • He was yelling and shouting with his mouth open while he was fighting... wtf.

  • looks retarded

    maybe they'll play heavy metal music during the fight scenes

  • Defeated warriors, broke the egg, for that I will give you an A-

  • Ouch!!!!

  • super exagerat :)) nerecomandat copiilor care vor crede ca pot si ei lafel

  • 34 people didn't like this trailer.. 62 people liked the whiny comment..

    ..by Crom, they're all mad.

  • @Niimar tbh i understand ppl being mad about this... it is pretty cheesy and some ppl who have followed Conan for years will want something more from the movie.. personally i just want death and destruction .. but I can understand the hate and rage

  • Before he became Khal Drogo he was... CONAN! *dramatic music*

  • RON FUCKING PERLMAN.

  • It's gonna FAIL for SURE!!!!

  • TRAILER VOICE VERSION

  • I can appreciate what they tried to do here. However.... it's just a wee bit ridiculous. I'm no authority on how savages fought back then but it's a bit surprising that they didn't just overwhelm him with their numbers instead of sitting back and going one at a time. Not only that if someone stabs you in the foot you don't lean back and howl in pain you drop on that person to stop them from what they're doing. I have to wonder about the people who choreograph this stuff.. what do they know?

  • wikipedia - Cimmeria (Conan): Howard often makes reference to the Cimmerian people's hardiness and military prowess, as well as to their many other impressive skills. They can climb seemingly unscalable cliffs, track humans and animals with ease, and stalk their prey without making a sound. They are tall, dark with light colored eyes, and exceptionally strong. Despite these almost super-human attributes, he goes on to point out that they are an "uncivilized" and tribal people.

  • bloody hell...that kid is sick

  • lol at all the haters talking about it's not realistic omg they should have made it more realistic considering its a completely fictitious tale about a barbarian warrior in a made up land. it's not realistic that a boy can defeat 4 warriors but it is when the boy is suppose to grow to be one of the most brutal warriors so therefore he's no ordinary boy. it's entertainment get off your high horses. GUSH!

  • @whoodkid The book at least made sense, and this is a complete diversion from the book. Awful.

  • @whoodkid .... NO .... actually it's LOL at YOU numb nuts... The Sumerians were real. Why don't you see Wikepedia at least and educate yourself a bit. This is an imagining of what it might have been like around 4,000 BC. Conan likely wouldn't have been so small in comparison to the other boys in his tribe since he grows up to be so large. However, maybe he was a few years younger than they were in this clip. The book was a fiction but the author had done his research.

  • @rascalMatt17 Conan is Cimmerian....not Sumerian.....Cimmerian is a made up, fictional race by Robert E howard. And its not an imagination of what it was around in 4000 BC unless witches, wizards, undead and monsters were around.

  • @shoemaker55 There were giant snakes. 

  • @shoemaker55

    Howard took that name after a tribe of people that lived in the Caucasus region during the time of the Assyrians.,

    several sources (assyrian and greek) mention their invasions of Anatolia before they disappear from history.... probably assimilated with the locals.

  • @rascalMatt17 so what if the Sumerians were real is the story of conan real or any of the details i doubt it. so relax their cool guy name calling is uncalled for you don't win any awards for knowing trivia information so don't get your little panties in a twist. I will not continue this any further it really isn't important it's just entertainment. the credit rating as being downgraded, the country is in debt i give two shits about historical trivia adulterated in fiction 

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