Intelligent design of the penis

[RetroKingdomrules]

It all makes sense now, thank you kind sir who uploaded this video for mankind.

[EdyMar77]

Thats the Ray Comforts Theory of the "inteligent Design":

Banana Fits perfectly in your hand , fit perfect in your mouth , and tasted good , Therefore GOD CREATED IT.

The Penis fits perfectly in your hand , fit perfect in your mouth , and fit perfect in your asshole , therefore GOD CREATED IT.

Therefore GOD CREATE THE UNIVERSE.

[DeliciousPoop]

is the point of this video that penis tastes good?........... it's one of those things i'll have to take on "blind faith"

[corthew]

@DeliciousPoop "it's one of those things i'll have to take on "blind faith""

Judging from your user name I'm guessing you do that often.:)

[DeliciousPoop]

@corthew judge not, lest ye be judged?......... eh??? god lover

[corthew]

@DeliciousPoop So you really like the stuff? You've tasted it? On purpose?

But you won't give a penis a chance?

That's discrimination. You should have more respect. :)

[DeliciousPoop]

@corthew that's sick, why would someone taste poop? i don't like what you're assuming

[corthew]

@DeliciousPoop I'm only assuming what you said in your choice of usernames. :)

If you didn't mean it you should have picked something more...you.

[waycooltoo]

OK then... why does it hurt when I stick a banana up my ass? Huh?

[corthew]

@waycooltoo You're obviously doing it wrong. ;)

[RickyRecruit]

If we were made in God's image, does that mean he's a Hermaphrodite?

[Feynmanismyhero]

This is really good - LMFAO!!!

[alexandervanwyk]

God wants us to be happy true, but lust is a sin nevertheless.

[godnmyhands]

@alexandervanwyk ...so is telling falsehoods and using exerts of the bible out of context. still most theist fail to hold their tounges

[alexandervanwyk]

@godnmyhands Bragging about how immoral one is shooting oneself in the foot. On Judgement Day God won't listen to any excuses we have.

[corthew]

@alexandervanwyk Would this be the same god that commanded the Hebrew people to slaughter innocent babies, young boys and women who were not virgins?

The excuse Moses gave was that a god made him do it.

Sounds more like a devil to me.

[alexandervanwyk]

@corthew God has a good reason for doing what he does. Just make sure that YOU are saved. Do not be ignorant of God's goodness. Why do you care more about slaughtered babies that Jesus dying on the cross for you?

[corthew]

@alexandervanwyk Assuming there is a god of course. Would you believe slaughtering innocent babies was a good thing if I did it?

What if I say "god made me do it". Is it good then?

That was what moses said. If you won't believe it from me why would you believe it from moses?

[Pepeseinn]

So god made a fruit shaped like a penis so the wife of a christian wouldn't commit adultery with another man....giggedy

[grahamlive]

Hahaha . Top notch comedy in this video. The writer is a comedy genius. Pmsl.

[cherries747]

Listen I think that it's great that people argue for God but you're wrong. Firstly think about the dinosaurs! How could they exist if God created us in his image? He must be wierd looking! I don't need to go on, but I will. Because they are buried that proves they are old. The world can;t be a few hundred years old. And obviously fish did find water, because that's were they live. They found they could breathe and stuff and so they stayed there. Think it through. Nice idea, but clearly flawed.

[whitesquirrel7]

so is this video saying that humans have cultivated wild plantain by selected breeding so that the modern banana resembles a male human penis

[casablanca4381]

oh my god love it makes me want to jerk off my bf penis even more:)

[ThePinkBinks]

@Dathinkingman So which way do you think we'd fail the test? To wank or not to wank - that is the question. :-P

Do girls get tested the same way? Or is that why god created baked beans? ;)

[KapStuf]

Hang on...what if you like the feel of the banana and the taste of the penis?

[corthew]

@KapStuf Ooooh...Good question!!!

[Linkoftime2005]

I'll have a banana and a wank for breakfast thanks to you. Cheers.

[karnenyen]

God bless my Penis!

[Dathinkingman]

yup god gave us the ability to masturbate and made it so fun so that he could test us if we would do it or not. if we failed the test he would sent us to hell.

[anongotlulz]

btw everyone who took this video seriously is TROLLED

[anongotlulz]

but can man enjoy a banana WHILE enjoying the feeling of his hand?

[URaLIARdude]

Did you make this video after you returned home from Michael Jackson's exclusive slumber party? We heard he told you there was going to be a big party, lots of fighting, sex, drugs and rock & roll, and you asked "Who's going to be there"? And he answered "just you and me".

[corthew]

I know this is suppose to be an insult of some sort but I'm not getting it.

[WearTheDog]

Gee, thank god for my lovely penis . let's all touch it.

[tony38727]

@WearTheDog I bet there's now a pick-up line starting with "God designed my penis to be perfect..." lol

[crackerkiller89]

So in other words, god likes penises.

[ryanrocks281]

O.o

[paulusmagirl]

lol

[topherble]

I was thinking the same thing when I first watched the banana video!

[crackerkiller89]

yeah, unfortunately this is satire and that wasnt. Its sad how our satire is their (creationists) argument.

[camera31]

/truth

[sweatytoothmadman]

I always new god wanted me to masturbate, I shall do so in his name. Amen.

[DeliciousPoop]

@sweatytoothmadman think about jesus when you do it.......... that way you can mentally cum in his beard as he wants you to

[kikkilinu]

God is not real..grow up guys, hes just a fairytale person

[TimCubUAkbar]

So does that mean I should or shouldn't masturbate?

[kikkilinu]

it means you should.

[CardPlay3r]

@kikkilinu I regret to inform you but you fail @ the internets. You are required to disconnect immediately.

[DeeperBlueX16]

Really? I thought God didn't want us to hold our penis. Read Leviticus and you'll see what I mean.

I can hold many things with one hand, does that mean my hand was designed to hold things?

What about people without arms? They still manage to eat bananas and please themselves with their feet.

And if we have to cultivate bananas in that shape, than it isn't how God intended. God intended it to be in the other shape, that's why he made it that way.

[Muftobration]

This is a parody of the YouTube video "Atheist Nightmare," which argues that, since the banana is so perfectly fit for human consumption, it is proof of God's existence. Needless to say, this is an incredibly flawed argument, beautifully parodied by this video.

[george1001001]

DeeperBlueX16,

Where in Leviticus does god say don't hold your penis?

[hogsonquads]

Praise God!

[rockontexmex]

omg wow