HERE ARE THE ACTUAL TRANSLATED LYRICS ......"In the forest, a small fairy tale forest
There are many creatures, including ...
Orke ... Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOOOORKEEEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and again all over again
Orcs Goblins move the trees into the Po ...
This disturbs the trolls, but not at all because they beat the little imps broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
finds ja genial das trollkotze es mitlerweile sogar international "geschafft" hat ^^ wie viele amis etc. hier schreiben, sowas von genial.. ich könnte vor freude in den wald kotzen
POR FAVOR, NÃO LEIA! AGORA QUE LEU, VOCÊ VAI SER BEIJADO NA PRÓXIMA SEXTA-FEIRA. PODE SER O AMOR DA SUA VIDA. AMANHÃ PODERÁ SER O MELHOR DIA DA SUA VIDA. AGORA QUE VOCê COMEÇOU A LER POR FAVOR NÃO PARE. PRIMEIRO: DIGA SEU NOME 3 VEZES. SSEGUNDO: DIGA O NOME DE SUA MÃE CINCO VEZES. TERCEIRO: SOLETRE SEU NOME 3 VEZES. QUERTO E ÚLTIMO: COLE PARA CINCO MÚSICAS DO YOUTUBE. SE VOCÊ FIZER ISSO SERÁ BEIJADO NA PRÓXIMA SEXTA PELA PESSOA QUE VOCÊ AMA AGORA SE IGNORAR, TERÁ MUITO AZAR
wtf!!!!??? this piece of shit is crap and why the hell do people like it anyways?
I can give 3 reasons why this sucks
1.the fucking vide doesnt makes sense and is terrible
2.what the fuck is wrong with the instruments, the drum set sounds terrible and it isnt always the same speed and the guitar or violin whatever it is makes it worst
3. the vocals are just horrible. Just someone screaming all the video
@XXxxRONNYxxXX They're not a band to be taken seriously, they've said that themselves. The music is supposed to be terrible. Think Green Jelly, German-style.
Found this song's lyrics on the web & then Google translated it.
''In the woods a little enchanted forest, there are many creatures and among other things ... Orke ...Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOORKEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and from Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and the whole of the front again push the goblins Orken trees (?) In the Po ... interferes with the control but not at all because she beat the little goblins broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!''
This song makes me wanna strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the snow, make a snow angel mixed with my own blood, shiver from the cold, get hypothermia, DIE, go the pearly gate, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for Buddha, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subjects to bring me a computer, listen to this song again, cry myself to sleep. Wake up.. Repeat.
NO SÉ PERO AYER A LA NOCHE VI A DOS LOCOS ACÁ EN ARGENTINA, MONTE GRANDE ZONA SUR, CERCA DE MONTE CARRUTI Y ESTABAN HACIENDO ESO!! ENCIMA LES SALIÓ MEJOR. UNOS GENIOS \m/
bestes!
Unnervailable 19 hours ago
needs more cowbell
GOWclutchmode 2 days ago
HERE ARE THE ACTUAL TRANSLATED LYRICS ......"In the forest, a small fairy tale forest
There are many creatures, including ...
Orke ... Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOOOORKEEEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and again all over again
Orcs Goblins move the trees into the Po ...
This disturbs the trolls, but not at all because they beat the little imps broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
PS3gamerguide 5 days ago
this is so trve and kvlt, even Necrobutcher shat his pants when he heard this
virusAlex20 5 days ago
Travestie auf hohem Niveau. Und den Fiedel-Crossover hätte Apocalyptica nicht besser hingekriegt.
homochrom 1 week ago
1:28
Waterrrr!
NorthernApparition 1 week ago
the most kvlt, tr00, gr1m and fr0stbitten song ever
mrgoodbyecity 2 weeks ago
Trollkotze to Wacken!!!
Maxtine 2 weeks ago 10
lol
Hazhael 2 weeks ago
This shit is so funny
chiggero 2 weeks ago
Das ist definitiv NICHT(!) Lustig!
LoveLiikeUs 3 weeks ago
@LoveLiikeUs also ich fands zum totlachen
Nnoitrum 2 weeks ago
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!?
CaliThrasher86 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahaha =)))
TheDravenProductions 3 weeks ago
@Thefateofskate me to :D
Thefateofskate 3 weeks ago
This is my jam. heard it in a elevator on the way to the escalator...
Thefateofskate 3 weeks ago
Needs more tree stump...
Oracle13 4 weeks ago 2
I wonder how high must one be to make video like this
regomn 4 weeks ago
0:29 casi me cai de la silla weon xD!
Crackzon3 1 month ago
WTF VIDEO ?
ironmaidenmetal4 1 month ago
ORKEEEEEEE
LessAssassin 1 month ago
Kvlt as fuck
BroadwayRonMexico 1 month ago
HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HUHUHUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH......................
Borbak80 1 month ago
Meanwhile in Norway...
BloodmoonXOfficial 1 month ago 25
@BloodmoonXOfficial its Germany :)
watashiwalignum 1 month ago
@BloodmoonXOfficial I think this would be Deutschland, actually xD
Oracle13 4 weeks ago
@BloodmoonXOfficial
no its Meanwhile in Germany...
GriderTornado 2 weeks ago
@BloodmoonXOfficial MEANWHILE IN GERMANY FFS
robinny2 2 weeks ago 3
Fate schifooo ahahhaa merdeeee!!!
trattore100 1 month ago
der trommelt aufm bammstamm :D :D :D:D:DXD
bugidugisub 1 month ago
looks like he says FUCKEEER
TheEngiGuy 1 month ago
@TheEngiGuy
"looks" like hes saying fucker ?
you must be on acid, you can see sound !
how cool .
MrTeacherzpet 1 month ago
@MrTeacherzpet ...what?
TheEngiGuy 1 month ago
@TheEngiGuy
nah nothing i was trying to be a smart ass but i guess i failed
since you put "looks like he says FUCKEEER" and i i think you went to say "SOUNDS like hes says fuckeeer"
MrTeacherzpet 1 month ago
@MrTeacherzpet Yes, it sounds like. He says Orke but misheard is Fucker.
TheEngiGuy 1 month ago
0:29 Pure Epicness!!
ReTryXX 2 months ago
@ReTryXX Noo!! well yes but XDD i think 0:49 is the epicness of epicness in this video:)
edgartheslayer3 1 month ago
finds ja genial das trollkotze es mitlerweile sogar international "geschafft" hat ^^ wie viele amis etc. hier schreiben, sowas von genial.. ich könnte vor freude in den wald kotzen
lunatic1988 2 months ago
whaaaat thee fuuu...
XXxxRONNYxxXX 2 months ago
POKER!! POKER!!! POKER!!!!!
Ihdvaed 2 months ago 2
Geil!
MsMIRmira 2 months ago
Thumbs up the "10 most ridiculous metal bands" video brought you here!
IlGAMINGIIARMYII 2 months ago 2
TROLOLOL is appropriate comment here
IlGAMINGIIARMYII 2 months ago
Ahahahah
PaulGhostOfficialTv 2 months ago
this would make a great ringtone! : D
potatojuice321 2 months ago
WAAAAAAACKEN!!
TheLittleVirus 2 months ago 3
FU/CK THIS SHIIT HIP HOP IS BETTER !!
McAnd1O 2 months ago
@McAnd1O Idiot, this is the best music ever!
SatanFang 2 months ago
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rapandmetalpwnall 2 months ago
@McAnd1O I like rap in all but this is better than Young Money.
rapandmetalpwnall 2 months ago
the video quality reminds me of wooden pints :-d
frdrsch 2 months ago
:motherofsatan:
:motherofblackmetal:
chisus666 2 months ago
Follow @trollkotze2012
Camelpoo 2 months ago
My sister plays better ALL their instruments.
(my sister is 10 years old loool)
FlectarNeFrangar 2 months ago 3
φαε κατι παιδια!!! αχαχαχαχα!!!!!! μικροι θεοι!!!!!!!
Mr40os 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
wow
set972 2 months ago
I truly hope this band isn't serious...
MrCannibalSpork 3 months ago 2
they are so fucking bad that´s incredible
MrKokako 3 months ago 3
0:29 LOL :D
TheHakaxable 3 months ago
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POR FAVOR, NÃO LEIA! AGORA QUE LEU, VOCÊ VAI SER BEIJADO NA PRÓXIMA SEXTA-FEIRA. PODE SER O AMOR DA SUA VIDA. AMANHÃ PODERÁ SER O MELHOR DIA DA SUA VIDA. AGORA QUE VOCê COMEÇOU A LER POR FAVOR NÃO PARE. PRIMEIRO: DIGA SEU NOME 3 VEZES. SSEGUNDO: DIGA O NOME DE SUA MÃE CINCO VEZES. TERCEIRO: SOLETRE SEU NOME 3 VEZES. QUERTO E ÚLTIMO: COLE PARA CINCO MÚSICAS DO YOUTUBE. SE VOCÊ FIZER ISSO SERÁ BEIJADO NA PRÓXIMA SEXTA PELA PESSOA QUE VOCÊ AMA AGORA SE IGNORAR, TERÁ MUITO AZAR
stauphos 3 months ago
Really playing the drums on a piece of wood wtf is wrong with you guys!
xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx 3 months ago
This music is epic i would do the same thing and put it on video
pinkfloydfan96 3 months ago
wtf!!!!??? this piece of shit is crap and why the hell do people like it anyways?
I can give 3 reasons why this sucks
1.the fucking vide doesnt makes sense and is terrible
2.what the fuck is wrong with the instruments, the drum set sounds terrible and it isnt always the same speed and the guitar or violin whatever it is makes it worst
3. the vocals are just horrible. Just someone screaming all the video
XXxxRONNYxxXX 3 months ago
@XXxxRONNYxxXX They're not a band to be taken seriously, they've said that themselves. The music is supposed to be terrible. Think Green Jelly, German-style.
VycDarkshadow 3 months ago
@XXxxRONNYxxXX Hey man, can YOU make a tree stump sound like a drum set? DIDN'T THINK SO!
Oracle13 3 months ago
Stupidest video ever!
xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx 3 months ago
@xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx Sorry, best.
SatanFang 3 months ago
Knorke!!!
LAnimefreak 3 months ago
Meanwhile in the woods...
finlandlaughsatyou 3 months ago 23
ESCOLA DE SAMBA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MsDarkprison 1 month ago
I cant download this on my phone
sad angry face
pinkfloydfan96 3 months ago
@pinkfloydfan96 i can.
IGNSkillz 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
trolololokotze
FredFan8 3 months ago
bellissimo. bravi!
TheBelzebuddha 3 months ago
if u keep listening to this it starts actually getting good.
IGNSkillz 3 months ago in playlist IGNSkillz's favorites 3
i love the music but the guys yelling are cracking me
MISSWITCHYKITTY 3 months ago in playlist MISSWITCHYKITTY's favorites
I can't stop laughing this has been 30 mins non stop cracking up
MISSWITCHYKITTY 3 months ago in playlist MISSWITCHYKITTY's favorites
ROFL i died XD
Lithemasterofmetal 3 months ago
XD Man this is really ultra bad loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Kathabasis 3 months ago
LOL. :D
BrunyRose 3 months ago
I laughed so hard!
zackyvengeanceisluv 4 months ago 3
This is like THE WORST BM VIDEO EVEEEERRRR!!
StarGazer598 4 months ago
If wes willis is the plan 9 from outer space of music, this is Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
MortonGoldthwait 4 months ago in playlist MortonGoldthwait's favorites
blaire witch violin up your ass nonsense.
MrSlyxx 4 months ago
Found this song's lyrics on the web & then Google translated it.
''In the woods a little enchanted forest, there are many creatures and among other things ... Orke ...Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOORKEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and from Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and the whole of the front again push the goblins Orken trees (?) In the Po ... interferes with the control but not at all because she beat the little goblins broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!''
thesheddingflower 4 months ago 3
@thesheddingflower thanks, i was looking for the lyrics.
SatanFang 4 months ago
wtf? this shit sucks!
XXxxRONNYxxXX 4 months ago
@XXxxRONNYxxXX shut up you fucking moron, this is the best band and song ever. i'd like to see you try better!
SatanFang 4 months ago
@SatanFang are you serious? dude look at the fucking video it makes no sense the music is good but the video is ridiculous
XXxxRONNYxxXX 4 months ago
@XXxxRONNYxxXX you fuckin moron, this is the best music video ever and the music is great. you can't even try any better.
SatanFang 4 months ago 2
trollkotze(dot)com
Camelpoo 4 months ago
@Camelpoo thanks, bout time they set the site up.
SatanFang 4 months ago
what a masterpiece :D
kicks me out of my shoes ^^ *hust*
JokersJapaneseGirl 4 months ago
TRVE KVLT SATANIC BLACK METAL
bloodofthedamned 4 months ago 3
Mother of black metal...
ecchizhikari 4 months ago 35
@ecchizhikari Fuck you ecchizhikari! They're the KINGS!
SatanFang 3 months ago
@ecchizhikari WTF are you serious this is the worst music i ever heard!
xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx 3 months ago
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This song makes me wanna strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the snow, make a snow angel mixed with my own blood, shiver from the cold, get hypothermia, DIE, go the pearly gate, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for Buddha, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subjects to bring me a computer, listen to this song again, cry myself to sleep. Wake up.. Repeat.
amonamarthfan421 4 months ago
What the fuck?
Szamot97 4 months ago
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSacrosanct89 4 months ago 3
A masterpiece!!!
Alazthor 4 months ago
hahahahhaahahh LMFAO drummer owns the forest xDD
IgoOrLee 4 months ago
FUCK YEA
MyBandNameWasTaken 4 months ago in playlist ryry1494's favorites
CHI-DO xD
MrMatyhazz 4 months ago
THEY'RE PERFORMING AT WAKEN 2012 AND SOUNDWAVE 2012!
SatanFang 5 months ago 43
@SatanFang I hope so
baumjamal 3 months ago
@baumjamal Yeah, they're so good! They're gods!
SatanFang 3 months ago
@SatanFang You're joking? :'D
LSPandemonium 3 months ago
@LSPandemonium Nope!
SatanFang 3 months ago
@SatanFang I think you do o.o
LSPandemonium 3 months ago
@LSPandemonium I do what?
SatanFang 3 months ago
@SatanFang Joking. And I can't believe I really looked for them at the websites. Nice trollin'
LSPandemonium 3 months ago
@LSPandemonium trollkotze(dot)com
Camelpoo 2 months ago
Oh yeah, this is real epic tr00 headbangz metal!!!!!!
Aelexsch 5 months ago
WTF!
DiePolszky 5 months ago
WTF Oo
xlxmethodxmanxlx 5 months ago
filho da mãe!
Icebraineletro 5 months ago
And this is the reason why there are no animals in that forest...
4everMetallifan 5 months ago 4
@4everMetallifan
They all ran away!!!!
Aelexsch 5 months ago
hasta esto es mejor q el regayton
cieloylunita 5 months ago
jaaaaaajajajjajajajajja xDD
cieloylunita 5 months ago
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when my mom came in i switched to porn because it's easier to explain
JaastaSyntynyt 5 months ago 3
0:05 = Mindfuck, when you see it...
MegaICS 5 months ago
@MegaICS and...?
enikkox97 5 months ago
note 6,9 mit jenau soviel promille
luzander777 5 months ago
What... In gods name is this?!?!?
xXDarkFuneralXx666 5 months ago
hahahahaha!! funny ass shit! lmao
koreath 5 months ago
1974 people know what's the real music!
soadkg96 5 months ago
fuckin gay posers
seqament 5 months ago
It's like your walking with your dog in the park, and you see this... LOL
TheMasterFozzy 5 months ago
In the fairy forest...
There's a guy playing tree stumps
Straitpunk 5 months ago
METALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1
BlakNo1 5 months ago
I have the weirdest boner.
finlandlaughsatyou 5 months ago
I fucking laghed my ass off to this :D
finlandlaughsatyou 5 months ago
Maybe I should try headbanging to this...
Kittenluvinfun 5 months ago
ORKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
antyprykator997 5 months ago
i cant stop listening to this song!! so awesome!
metallikosjohn 5 months ago 4
NO SÉ PERO AYER A LA NOCHE VI A DOS LOCOS ACÁ EN ARGENTINA, MONTE GRANDE ZONA SUR, CERCA DE MONTE CARRUTI Y ESTABAN HACIENDO ESO!! ENCIMA LES SALIÓ MEJOR. UNOS GENIOS \m/
milician81 5 months ago
this song sucks!
MarcoTube98 5 months ago
@MarcoTube98 NO SHIT?
thokih1 5 months ago
@thokih1 it's only noise this song not like megadeth,slayer,metallica
MarcoTube98 5 months ago
@MarcoTube98 I dont like trash metal, Iron maiden <3
thokih1 5 months ago
@thokih1 yeah iron maiden is good too.why not black sabbath and pantera
MarcoTube98 5 months ago
@MarcoTube98 Pantera is very good aswell
thokih1 5 months ago
@thokih1 With the dimebag point and a smile and a guitar in another *Right on Brother*
Kevinsgirl91977 5 months ago
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@MarcoTube98
Shut the fuck up, and feel the Dark Nordic Power, bitch.
bancernik 5 months ago
UNDERSTANDING
AwwMaiGawd 5 months ago
I fucking love this song...
Oracle13 5 months ago
I seriously think this is the best band ever!
LivingdeadMetal 5 months ago
When violin and guitar are kicking in I can feel Satan's power in my heart!
bancernik 5 months ago 22
@bancernik there is not satan in this song only troll and irish goblin
MarcoTube98 5 months ago
our parody is best and amazing!! visit our channel to see!!!!! ORKE!!
PirataProductions1 6 months ago
holy shit ;)
oOCha0sOo 6 months ago
Please make an album. <3 I'd seriously buy it.
TheLittleVirus 6 months ago
@TheLittleVirus they already made 1, i'm trying to find where to buy
Pokez0rd 6 months ago
@Pokez0rd lol rly?
TheLittleVirus 6 months ago
@TheLittleVirus yup
Pokez0rd 6 months ago
I want this in 1080p...
Joppefisen 6 months ago
if i didn't know any better i would assume this was a skit from an old cky video
jackdiesal666 6 months ago
i headbanged to this
Pokez0rd 6 months ago
fucking brutal 666
FOREVERGRIM88 6 months ago
watch?v=FDuoDZsPs7M
AHAHA Check my black metal vid out XD
haris709 6 months ago
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You have 1 hour, kids.
TheGroumpfy 6 months ago 4
so fkin' TROLLkotze=))))
rockervn 6 months ago
278 Leute sind Orke!!!
xavisegu 6 months ago
LOL
IronMaidenDoesNotSuc 6 months ago
Does this come with lyrics?
PalyBeast 6 months ago 7
Also ich finds geil !
narutofreak12312312 6 months ago
Orke?
Anthrazides 6 months ago
I was so sure he yelled "WACKEEEN!"..... O.O
TheLittleVirus 6 months ago
2kvlt4u
whoremouthkid 6 months ago
wow, the violinist.... wow.......... I hope this wasnt a high budget music video O.o
SS3EvonyLordNewtonS 6 months ago