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  • bestes!

  • needs more cowbell

  • HERE ARE THE ACTUAL TRANSLATED LYRICS ......"In the forest, a small fairy tale forest

    There are many creatures, including ...

    Orke ... Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOOOORKEEEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and again all over again

    Orcs Goblins move the trees into the Po ...

    This disturbs the trolls, but not at all because they beat the little imps broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

  • this is so trve and kvlt, even Necrobutcher shat his pants when he heard this

  • Travestie auf hohem Niveau. Und den Fiedel-Crossover hätte Apocalyptica nicht besser hingekriegt.

  • 1:28

    Waterrrr!

  • the most kvlt, tr00, gr1m and fr0stbitten song ever

  • Trollkotze to Wacken!!!

  • lol

    

  • This shit is so funny

  • Das ist definitiv NICHT(!) Lustig!

  • @LoveLiikeUs also ich fands zum totlachen

  • ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!?

  • Hahahahahahahahaha =)))

  • @Thefateofskate me to :D

  • This is my jam. heard it in a elevator on the way to the escalator...

  • Needs more tree stump...

  • I wonder how high must one be to make video like this

  • 0:29 casi me cai de la silla weon xD!

  • WTF VIDEO ?

    

  • ORKEEEEEEE

  • Kvlt as fuck

  • HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HUHUHUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...............­.......

    

  • Meanwhile in Norway...

  • @BloodmoonXOfficial its Germany :)

  • @BloodmoonXOfficial I think this would be Deutschland, actually xD

  • @BloodmoonXOfficial

    no its Meanwhile in Germany...

  • @BloodmoonXOfficial MEANWHILE IN GERMANY FFS

  • Fate schifooo ahahhaa merdeeee!!!

  • der trommelt aufm bammstamm :D :D :D:D:DXD 

  • looks like he says FUCKEEER

  • @TheEngiGuy

    "looks" like hes saying fucker ?

    you must be on acid, you can see sound !

    how cool .

  • @MrTeacherzpet ...what?

  • @TheEngiGuy

    nah nothing i was trying to be a smart ass but i guess i failed

    since you put "looks like he says FUCKEEER" and i i think you went to say "SOUNDS like hes says fuckeeer"

  • @MrTeacherzpet Yes, it sounds like. He says Orke but misheard is Fucker.

  • 0:29 Pure Epicness!!

  • @ReTryXX Noo!! well yes but XDD i think 0:49 is the epicness of epicness in this video:)

  • finds ja genial das trollkotze es mitlerweile sogar international "geschafft" hat ^^ wie viele amis etc. hier schreiben, sowas von genial.. ich könnte vor freude in den wald kotzen

  • whaaaat thee fuuu...

  • POKER!! POKER!!! POKER!!!!!

  • Geil!

  • Thumbs up the "10 most ridiculous metal bands" video brought you here!

  • TROLOLOL is appropriate comment here

  • Ahahahah

  • this would make a great ringtone! : D

  • WAAAAAAACKEN!!

  • FU/CK THIS SHIIT HIP HOP IS BETTER !!

  • @McAnd1O Idiot, this is the best music ever!

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  • @McAnd1O I like rap in all but this is better than Young Money.

  • the video quality reminds me of wooden pints :-d

  • :motherofsatan:

    :motherofblackmetal:

  • Follow @trollkotze2012

  • My sister plays better ALL their instruments.

    (my sister is 10 years old loool)

  • φαε κατι παιδια!!! αχαχαχαχα!!!!!! μικροι θεοι!!!!!!!

  • wow

  • I truly hope this band isn't serious...

  • they are so fucking bad that´s incredible

  • 0:29 LOL :D

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  • Really playing the drums on a piece of wood wtf is wrong with you guys!

  • This music is epic i would do the same thing and put it on video

  • wtf!!!!??? this piece of shit is crap and why the hell do people like it anyways?

    I can give 3 reasons why this sucks

    1.the fucking vide doesnt makes sense and is terrible

    2.what the fuck is wrong with the instruments, the drum set sounds terrible and it isnt always the same speed and the guitar or violin whatever it is makes it worst

    3. the vocals are just horrible. Just someone screaming all the video

  • @XXxxRONNYxxXX They're not a band to be taken seriously, they've said that themselves. The music is supposed to be terrible. Think Green Jelly, German-style.

  • @XXxxRONNYxxXX Hey man, can YOU make a tree stump sound like a drum set? DIDN'T THINK SO!

  • Stupidest video ever!

    

  • @xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx Sorry, best.

  • Knorke!!!

  • Meanwhile in the woods...

  • ESCOLA DE SAMBA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­

  • I cant download this on my phone

    sad angry face

  • @pinkfloydfan96 i can.

    

  • trolololokotze

  • bellissimo. bravi!

  • if u keep listening to this it starts actually getting good.

  • i love the music but the guys yelling are cracking me

  • I can't stop laughing this has been 30 mins non stop cracking up

  • ROFL i died XD

  • XD Man this is really ultra bad looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

  • LOL. :D 

  • I laughed so hard!

  • This is like THE WORST BM VIDEO EVEEEERRRR!!

  • If wes willis is the plan 9 from outer space of music, this is Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies

  • blaire witch violin up your ass nonsense.

  • Found this song's lyrics on the web & then Google translated it.

    ''In the woods a little enchanted forest, there are many creatures and among other things ... Orke ...Orke! Orke! ORRKEEE! OOORKEEE! AND TROLLS TROLLS Troll from Finland and from Norway and from Denmark and Finland and Sweden and Norway, and the whole of the front again push the goblins Orken trees (?) In the Po ... interferes with the control but not at all because she beat the little goblins broke ORKEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!''

  • @thesheddingflower thanks, i was looking for the lyrics.

  • wtf? this shit sucks!

  • @XXxxRONNYxxXX shut up you fucking moron, this is the best band and song ever. i'd like to see you try better!

  • @SatanFang are you serious? dude look at the fucking video it makes no sense the music is good but the video is ridiculous

  • @XXxxRONNYxxXX you fuckin moron, this is the best music video ever and the music is great. you can't even try any better.

  • trollkotze(dot)com

    

  • @Camelpoo thanks, bout time they set the site up.

  • what a masterpiece :D

    kicks me out of my shoes ^^ *hust*

  • TRVE KVLT SATANIC BLACK METAL

  • Mother of black metal...

  • @ecchizhikari Fuck you ecchizhikari! They're the KINGS!

  • @ecchizhikari WTF are you serious this is the worst music i ever heard!

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  • What the fuck?

  • THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A masterpiece!!!

  • hahahahhaahahh LMFAO drummer owns the forest xDD

  • FUCK YEA

  • CHI-DO xD

  • THEY'RE PERFORMING AT WAKEN 2012 AND SOUNDWAVE 2012!

  • @SatanFang I hope so

  • @baumjamal Yeah, they're so good! They're gods!

  • @SatanFang You're joking? :'D

  • @LSPandemonium Nope!

  • @SatanFang I think you do o.o

  • @LSPandemonium I do what?

  • @SatanFang Joking. And I can't believe I really looked for them at the websites. Nice trollin'

  • @LSPandemonium trollkotze(dot)com

  • Oh yeah, this is real epic tr00 headbangz metal!!!!!!

  • WTF!

    

  • WTF Oo

  • filho da mãe!

  • And this is the reason why there are no animals in that forest...

  • @4everMetallifan

    They all ran away!!!!

  • hasta esto es mejor q el regayton

  • jaaaaaajajajjajajajajja xDD

  • 0:05 = Mindfuck, when you see it...

  • @MegaICS and...?

  • note 6,9 mit jenau soviel promille

  • What... In gods name is this?!?!?

  • hahahahaha!! funny ass shit! lmao

  • 1974 people know what's the real music!

  • fuckin gay posers

  • It's like your walking with your dog in the park, and you see this... LOL

  • In the fairy forest...

    There's a guy playing tree stumps

  • METALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1

  • I have the weirdest boner.

  • I fucking laghed my ass off to this :D

  • Maybe I should try headbanging to this...

  • ORKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • i cant stop listening to this song!! so awesome!

  • NO SÉ PERO AYER A LA NOCHE VI A DOS LOCOS ACÁ EN ARGENTINA, MONTE GRANDE ZONA SUR, CERCA DE MONTE CARRUTI Y ESTABAN HACIENDO ESO!! ENCIMA LES SALIÓ MEJOR. UNOS GENIOS \m/

  • this song sucks!

  • @MarcoTube98 NO SHIT?

  • @thokih1 it's only noise this song not like megadeth,slayer,metallica

  • @MarcoTube98 I dont like trash metal, Iron maiden <3

  • @thokih1 yeah iron maiden is good too.why not black sabbath and pantera

  • @MarcoTube98 Pantera is very good aswell

  • @thokih1 With the dimebag point and a smile and a guitar in another *Right on Brother*

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  • UNDERSTANDING

    

  • I fucking love this song...

  • I seriously think this is the best band ever!

  • When  violin and guitar are kicking in I can feel Satan's power in my heart!

  • @bancernik there is not satan in this song only troll and irish goblin

  • our parody is best and amazing!! visit our channel to see!!!!! ORKE!!

  • holy shit ;)

  • Please make an album. <3 I'd seriously buy it.

  • @TheLittleVirus they already made 1, i'm trying to find where to buy

  • @Pokez0rd lol rly?

  • I want this in 1080p...

  • if i didn't know any better i would assume this was a skit from an old cky video

  • i headbanged to this

  • fucking brutal 666

  • watch?v=FDuoDZsPs7M

    AHAHA Check my black metal vid out XD

  • so fkin' TROLLkotze=))))

  • 278 Leute sind Orke!!!

  • LOL

  • Does this come with lyrics?

  • Also ich finds geil !

  • Orke?

    

  • I was so sure he yelled "WACKEEEN!"..... O.O

  • 2kvlt4u

  • wow, the violinist.... wow.......... I hope this wasnt a high budget music video O.o