"Intimate Moment" Sketch - 1991

[madjack18]

'come-kiss-me' cheeks at work at 5:15

[LateLateNightOwl]

Craig looks handsome now and then. I especially think his long dark hair is to die for!

[Asyut2]

woah...craig was a real looker back then, i mean not that he isn't anymore, but he had one hell of a side profile :O

[EJManzano1]

Pause at 6:03

[Liz86000]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!

[chocchipfox]

hugh's expression at emma's orgasm is priceless

[Potatosaladgirl]

Good lord... Hugh Laurie and Criag Ferguson talking about their erections... excuse me I have to change my pants now.

[violinistslythie7]

Craig Ferguson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, AND Mr. Bean?

I don't know who Emma Freud is, but can I be her?

[eggmangoogoogoojoob]

@violinistslythie7 No. That's because you're someone else. 

[cottagechskitty]

@violinistslythie7 Emma is the daughter of Clement Freud...related to Sigmund. A cultural commentator and broadcaster who just got her OBE :)

[avada0]

Was that real japanese or just gibberish

[Tom2610]

"That fits perfick"

[CF1975]

Love Stephen Fry's comment after the Japanese sketch with the fake orgasm: 'sensuous joy there from the land of the rising sun..;).

[lifehouse57]

HUGH LAURIE SPEAKING JAPANESE JUST MADE MY DAY

[drprasad79]

Thank you so much

[WeynWild]

Man Craig was really drunk back then wasn't he? Brilliant, but I'm glad he got sober :D

[hlapidu2]

After Craig said "Stay firm or stop hard," I wanted Hugh to add, "If you'll pardon the pun..." like he and Stephen would say on ABOFL because this was the one time there actually was one! Stop hard/Stoppard

[fancythathat]

If I had some intimate time with Emma freud she would scream louder than that.

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

Hugh and Craig's faces were hilarious!!!

[mustlovejazz]

the dialogue between laurie and ferguson is genius. :)

[pinkyellowblackred]

craig ferguson looks SO young

i wouldnt have recognised him

[ShadowofProclimaton]

Jesus...christ. That was a.... stimulating vocal display.

[moonmatter]

is this supposed to be funny because they have black suits and ties on

[DesQueJteVois]

oh. my. god. this is hilarious! love all these people (don't know emma freud, though). I'm a little slow, but which show is the a sketch for?? :)

[Elina1029]

It's an AIDS-awareness gig.

[iamoneilly]

they all try so hard not to laugh ahaha

[pepperov]

Does anyone have subtitles (or transcript) for this video?

Thnx!

[Elina1029]

Is there a specific part you'd be interested in? I could transcribe something.

[pepperov]

Laurie & Ferguson dialog is the most difficult.

[Elina1029]

Darling, wear it on, and lets make love.

Strange you should say make, as if the act of coition were producing an artefact of some kind. The painter Giotto could draw a perfect circle free-hand.

How is that relevant?

Well, it's an arty fact, too. I'm sorry, loved one, but I seem to be losing rigidity.

Losing rigidity or gaining frigidity? There's only an f in it.

There are two fs in stiffness. A fortissimo of love. I'm sorry, angel, but I can't stay firm.

Stay firm, or stop hard.

[pepperov]

Thanks a lot!

[Elina1029]

I'm glad I could help! :)

[endukupanikiraadu]

@Elina1029 thanks :))

[SoylentGreeeen]

Craig Ferguson? That Craig Ferguson? He looks and sound so different. And that hair!

Now I know where that lovely description of naked Laurie comes from. Speaking of personal experience, Mister Fry?

[LolLioness]

Craig says "stay firm or stop hard" with the British accent that drops leading "h"s.

[DanielRI02]

Lol House.

[makesmewonder007]

what does craig say at 5:16? "stay firm or stop Xxxx"? thanks!

[TheRealHappyEmo]

@makesmewonder007 hard.

[MiracleMira]

Dido thanks so much for posting this I love Craig and Stephen and Hugh are just wonderful .... Rowan's weird but brilliant of course XD to see them all together is a real treat

[12al34]

I don't know Emma Freud, but I'm a big fan of Hugh, Fry, Rowan and Ferguson! Heck, my grandmother loves the late late show.

[nkmindc]

The print frock of Dame Imagination... too funny!

[oOZePirateOo]

um, lol..is that the same craig ferguson that has that show in america?

so, like, he knew hugh waaaay back .. smallish world eh..:)

[TheRealHappyEmo]

@oOXePirateOo Why yes, it is.

[swollower]

dickhead he is english !!!!!!! He uses an american accent for House

[taintedjezebel]

Who are you replying to? The only discussion of accent in the thread is of Craig?

[wickedfeylady]

That description of Hugh is dead on, except I don't think his nips are blue.

You think ol' Fry wrote that one himself, based on personal knowledge?

[Marchof31Days]

Laurie's face at 6:04 is priceless!

[imabookfreak]

I know!!! I thought I was going to die laughing!

[Dietlind1]

And silly me used to think that Craig was the type of man that got handsome with age.

I can't get over how much sexier he looks in this clip.

[HaryMaverick]

turns out it was hugh laurie

and stephens looking mighty fine these days

[cheyebba]

I love this :) I swear, I'm in a desperate need for more :)

Is there anything that the Laurie-Atkinson-Fry team cannot do? Love them all :) together and apart, with or without condom-on-cock crisis :) LOL

[stevenhughrock]

the big round blue come hump me savage nipples. I thought he was gonna say eyes. hugh's eyes are so deep and amazing

[potcfanatic]

LMAO Hugh's face at 6.03! And wow, Craig was quite handsome, wasn't he?

[wendus92]

he still is

[bakerfel]

oh yeah!  totally agree! 6:03 was prolly worth watching all of it for. :-) Craig does look great now, as well.

[shuvcat]

(From 4:30 on) God... Craig's lips...more to the point, his teeth... swoon. :D

[hannamies]

snort. :DD

[seniorspecialist86]

oh my goodness, Craig is a great piece of meat hihi lov him here

[Serpico69]

wow, never seen craig without grey hair before, he was quite a handsome bloke wasn't he?

[Majka327]

This was one of the funniest sketches EVER!!! :-D :-D :-D The naked descriptions were hilarious. I absolutely LOVED Hugh's Japanese! :-D

[Rosacanina1983]

I love this sketch, it has all my fav actors/comedians in it: Fry, Laurie and Atkinson. Rowan almost looses his cool when hearing about the "sweet scent of pine" that´s eminating from his chest hair!! And what about the rosie cheeks of Hugh?!!?!! XD

[gr8sarcasmo]

OMG...craig looks so hot with that hair. The description of Hugh reminds me of that picture of Stephen Colbert wrapped in the american flag

[CrossingAverill]

Oh. Man. Craig is drool worthy.

[kimcheese]

That was hilarious! Love the naked descriptions and then the different enactments :D

[gaspardm]

Aww, the guys aren't naked.

Craig has pretty hair and I wanna touch his knees.

[welshdevondragon]

I love the way in the stoppard bit Craig starts with a posh english voice and goes into italian.

[TrekPhan]

I love British humor! BritComs can get away with so much more on TV than US comedy shows can...

[Jamster5702ndacc]

Haha Hugh's face! lol

[NotaFro]

i can't believe they haven't used a clip from this when hugh has been on craig's show - it would embarrass both of them rather than just hugh

[oywidapoodles]

They probably can't show it on CBS! Lol.

[montyfuzzy]

haha! i know! i was thinking of the same thing too.

[IsOfTheUniverse]

I'm in love with Craig's hair..

[coliho]

so am i

[dyjsz]

LoL LOL lol!!!lol at fake orgasms!haha

[rogaldorn3]

Trademark british comedy. Makes me proud I was born here!

[vikramkrishnan]

love the look on hugh's face!!!

[MP0617]

"Notable features are the rosy `come-kiss-me´ cheeks and the big round blue `come-hump-me-savagely´...nipp­les" :-)

[Kebabsvein]

Why didnt Craig do more stuff with these guys :)

<3 stephen <3 hugh <3 rowan!

[glenglenda]

lol Rowan looks embarassed about his pine-fresh chest hair :P

[liarliar91]

HAHA Hugh and Craig

[TophxAang]

OMFG, Hugh's face at 6:04 was priceless! He's too adorable!

And I love the look Steven gave Hugh at 2:52!! It made it seem like HE'S the one that wrote that about Hugh <3 which would be awesome, lol

[soulcornflake]

As you're watching hugh at 6:03, watch Craig behind him as the girl goes into her passionate sounds. He leans over and looks like 'Are you okay?'

[elfaki]

god! i love it! they all have so serius faces when they're all those things! i would be laughing my ass off!

[deysi307]

LOL

[veerleke]

Oh come on they didnt have to give me any help to picture Craig naked, please! :) WOw i now see he has always been cute :)

[QuiteIgnorant]

hahahahahah i love hugh's expression from 6:03-04 hilarious

[materiaestelar]

God, Craig looks so good here, I can't believe it's actually him!... He's aged so badly...

[thebiggestmoviefan]

i think he's sooooooooo much more sexy now.

[cocolacroix]

god i love watching this.

itmakes me laugh so hard every time!

[24gwen24]

I'd love to know what Hugh Laurie is thinking about Stephen's introductory remarks!

[Limecapp]

craig should have had more script

[24gwen24]

Thanks for posting 4alecksandra. Limecapp, you obviously know who Craig Ferguson is. Can you tell me more about him? The only CF I can find referenced is the Glasgow chap now hosting TV show in USA.

[Limecapp]

thats him some of his show is posted on youtube check it out

[24gwen24]

Thank you for that. I will look at them. It was his accent, or lack of it, that confused me.

[Limecapp]

he's lived in LA for the past coupla years so he's kinda lost it but when he does his sean connery impersonation its still there

[24gwen24]

I've been watching some of the clips, he's very engaging isn't he? Just looks and sounds very different in this clip. Very handsome. I can't find any other earlier clips. Love YouTube!

[Limecapp]

he's more than engaging he's flippin sexy (back off he's mine lol)

[24gwen24]

He's a Scot, how can he help it? Admire his frankness about his drinking problem. He doesn't need to copy any other USA celeb, his charm lies in his own personality. (And you are quite safe!)

[Limecapp]

i personally think he the greatest late late talk show host

[24gwen24]

I'll rely on yr opinion, Limecapp, as I only see them on YouTube, but he certainly has the right personality for it. Loved his interview with Hugh Laurie

[Limecapp]

yep "3 weeks i waited at that gas station" lol

[HotlipsPierce]

I will never look at Hugh shirtless the same way again.

Oh well, as long as I can see him shirtless...;)

[briosgaid]

Does anyone know what this is from?

[jenfanotto]

It's from Hysteria!, an AIDS-awareness comedy gig from the late 80s. Got the script book somewhere...

[heliogabalus227]

hughe's face hahhaha

[taylormayed]

Never have I seen a more curiously ironic spam comment.

[TybaltTheGirl]

All the guys were a bit more uncomfortable after Emma fake that orgasm...lmao

[iamthedeus]

haha atkinson sounds like a terry jones pepperpot when he says "no" at the end

[michael1812]

1:50 to 1:54 Hilarious. Atkinson is God.

[cocolacroix]

hugh's hilarious.

craig's hot and that womans hair is out of control!

[Oireachtaness]

so so funny!!

[yiningsu]

What's this from?

[Rebeca555]

oh that`s gorgeous!thnx for posting!:)

[Liusila]

I just loved the whole 4:27 - 5:18 part. Omg - Laurie and Ferguson performing together! ^^

16 years ago!!

[szara]

Hugh´s face after Emma Freud faked that orgasm is just priceless.

[susannah193]

yeah you're absalutely right. His face was really great. LOL

[andremilitao69]

LMAO!

[loonydork]

lol!

[pandajenbway]

Hugh has that look because he knows that Stephen wrote that about him and is going to have to talk to him about it later.

[Liusila]

Everyone is like that! :D They're embarresed but all thinking the same: "oh, I'll kick your ass after this" :D

[pandajenbway]

XD yeah, good point....