THE RAPTURE RIGHT- PRAYER CARE

[demodyer]

hey i can help u get to heaven faster

[ohhhhhdavid]

haha ketamine and GHB. sounds like a paaaaaarrtty.

[tsttrewes]

These guys are great!  Lol

[monkeyman904]

"Are you a confused Christian kid who just wants a simple answer about how to feel with this health care issue?" this right here is whats wronge with christans

[devsdaytona]

Typical religion, hard to tell if they are serious or not, sure hope so cause this is rediculous.

[madboyka]

I wonder if there are christians out there who take this seriously...

[MegaDefuse]

I REALLY hope this is a weird sense of humor

[draxys]

I find this video extremely difficult to masturbate to

[stegz]

I dunno if it's real or not, Ither or, it's disrespectful.

[Natendo64]

OK never mind you guys are CLEARLY joking.

[draxys]

I marinated my dog with garlic,salt,pepper,wine and parsley baked it covered in tin foil and to tell you the truth it wasn't all that bad but still a bit tough . please any suggestions ? someone also said they boil it first before baking but Im worried it would take away some of the taste but then again Im left with some nice stock which I can make some soup.

[Wheepwhoop]

I feel........like this is a joke. I really can't tell. So confusing.

[BillKiernan]

"FUCK EARTH" damn, one of the most underrated channels on youtube.

[BillKiernan]

"or get mad at" hahah

[roflpwnerer]

I've been going to the local animal shelter for meat since I watched this. Thanks guys you're saving me a ton of money!

[TheDarkAngel830]

Why does the bible say that everything that moves is food, when it also says that we should not eat pigs for they are unclean?

[julynavy]

You guys threw away vegetables!!!!!!!!!!!!.....and ate hot dogs ......Idiots

"the liberals want you dead"?? ,jajajajja, you guys are dumb

"why does enyone wants to live longer"???...."cant wait, to get to heaven"????......"Fuck earth?"................Kill your self then, your teology sucks......"

[rdlubi]

This must be a joke!!!

Feed a family with your extra pets??????????

What do y'all have in your minds????

[lordholderby]

Re: Please Re: Please

Yeah and the truth is that you're gonna burn in fucking HELL and you're gonna get you little asshole raped over and over again by Demons and Devil Dogs!!

So why don't you go sit on your drunk dad's dick and start practicing what you'll be doing in the afterlife! FOR ETERNITY!

God Bless.

Thanks, you really show the christian mantality

[FYRFOX198]

I have quote from the Book of Fah' que 6:66 "Goeth out and fucketh ye self, for all demon lovers sucketh cock like ye both Trevor and Tim." False Christians.......drone / clones....!

[BoneySkylord]

5:29 "Mens mortuus pro vita". Brilliant. Love it!

[TheDeadApple]

Anyone wana get drunk and go kill kittens?

[Ghilliefied]

damn, your first videos seemed so serious, and then the pm...lol...

[Ghilliefied]

Wait, is this comedy or not? This is much better than your first videos, if thats the case(;

[Ghilliefied]

So... If god is almighty, and knows the future, how can prayer help at all? Humans have free will, but oh, god has a plan!

How does that work?

And by the way; THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL STEPS THAT CAN BE TAKEN AGAINST FREE SPEECH!

Threatening people with incarceration for having an opinion is VERY unchristian (although ironically it actually is)!

[nygiantsfan79]

AMEN to that

[TheAwedCouple]

Outstanding!

-"Mo"

[marmstrong35160]

good stuff. well made, great quality, scathing satire.

[NEBTV]

Hahaha...silentra....So basically shut the hell up and dont pray.. lol you guys crack me up.... Love the vids keep them coming

[lellowranger]

Hey guys, nice to see some fresh faces putting out some great satire.

[bonavita2]

so your saying to take pills from a christian scientist,don't eat vegtebles eat more meat to become fat and drink wine as much as we can.......................fuck your retarded

[bettyloutumor]

this is the funniest, most retarded thing i have ever seen. thanks, retards. :)

[deauvillimus]

Hi guys, i stumbled over your channel because one of my YOUTUBE-friends (DontBendOverForAllah) has watched and rated this vid.

You've got yourself a new subscriber.

Best wishes.

Deauvillimus

[MrXfromPlanetX]

Perhaps people should read matthew191626 which is a you know what org

[coop5000]

God bless you guys, may the holy spirit come over you !

[scarletandgreen]

Brilliant!!!!!!

[doorcat13]

I prayed for God to heal my toothache..and my tooth fell out!!!! Prayer REALLY works!!! Keep spreading the word guys!!!

[theraptureright]

Yep, that's how our Lord works! Keep up the getting sick and he'll keep up the healing!

[bonavita2]

if i ever met you in person i would hit you in the face really fucking hard

[freedom0f5peech]

F**k Earth!

God Bless

[stalinspinkpony]

cotton balls are all i think about...

[Gorgormcgor]

Simply brilliant.

[szrgirl]

I still say you guys are genius.

[guildpactminish]

"Fuck Earth!"

That was hilarious. I can't believe you guys don't have more subscribers!

[shoogie06]

Yay!!

[JTrizzleFizzle]

Haha. Really good job. I lol'd.

[MistertheSpike]

Nice.

[GoblinXXX]

good stuff!

[xplicitvio]

Can I pray for god to enhance that special body part of mine? Or should I try enzyte?

[rozeboosje]

Nice

[Nykytyne2]

I'm glad you guys are back. You need more subscribers!!!

[MegaDefuse]

@Nykytyne2 theres a reason that will never happen

[djancak]

What number do i call for Silenstra?

[theraptureright]

We will be creating a Silenstra infomercial which will inform and mercial.

[taoofmichael]

You know the culture so well. Are you pastor's kids?

You guys are getting funnier and funnier. Keep it up.

[applefrog111]

Rapture right What do i do to my wife she was raped do i kill her for adultey like it says in Deuteronomy 22:23-24?

(im joking)

[theraptureright]

All joking aside,yes, you do have to kill her because it has been written in the Bible, and that is the divine word of our maker. Of course, one way to kill someone is with kindness, why don't you give that a try first!

God Bless,

Timothy Christian

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

SAVE THE KIDS -- EAT PRIESTS!!!

[leftlanetheory]

lol. Christians suck.