Oblivion Poison Apple Assassination

[ddrddrddrddr]

People start dying in a restaurant... not a fuck was given.

[hjohnson96]

Stop, Criminal Scum! You've Violated the Law! Now pay SOPA a fine or be prepared to go to jail!

[spyjan1]

Someone's been murdered!

[MrNeonshadow]

GOOD BYE Dies PISHIN MASELF!!!!

[MrNeonshadow]

Dark Elf) thank acatosh that the ob... Argonian ARGHH



[TheKrobb]

HAHA HELL YEAH THE PRODIGY

[magrGamerman]

1:44 argoinians are rissistant to poison!!

[1006christopher]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away they always said...

[loger56789]

how do u get the poison apple quest???

[gso619]

@loger56789 *facepalm* That's not a quest. If you're in the dark brotherhood you eventually get a quest where you have to kill everyone in the sanctuary. Lucien Lechance gives you a poisoned apple. There is also a locked barrel with another 10 poisoned apples. That's how you get the apples. They always kill the victim if eaten. ALWAYS! To use them just place them in someone's inventory or on a table. The guy who made the video just wanted to kill some people.

[Audioworm]

I lost it at 3:08.

[TheDClad]

ha black guy died twice

[crashnburner187]

@M1ndl3ssMadn3ss It says that the poison apples bypass ALL poison resistances.

[dethcurl]

Redguard: Delicious :D...argh!



[TheCliff911]

This apple taste kind of weird wait a minute ahhhhggggggg

[117CRAZYGAMER]

LOL :)!!!

[ahmedgamgami]

man: oh hello

the dark elf: what !!!!

man: arghhh

[Audioworm]

@ahmedgamgami

That was actually a regular apple. He just died of sadness that the dark elf didn't recognize him.

[kinkykane0607]

The two top rated comments both say the same thing.

[badnana14]

@M1ndl3ssMadn3ss the poison apple bypasses poison resistence

[Novaking1990]

2:55 ''ohh hello'' ''what?''...(suspect silent).. ''HAA!'' omg that's hilarious xDD

[Computergeew]

I love doing this in the game. Did you know if you were to do this to a guard, he will die everytime he respawns for the rest of his life? Maybe an infinite money maker...

Anyway I give people free apples when everyone in the imperial market district, comes to the inn to eat. Then they all die, I take everything, and break into their houses (since they have the keys).

[xDannyx19]

2:26 I mean

[xDannyx19]

2:32 was funny as shit!! He just slid off his chair slowly.

[jellybean3264]

it wont work for me i do everything people say but it wont work?

[devenportgaming]

great vid make more

[gogoboy44]

'Cuz when you see a guy dressed like 0:35 , you don't suspect anything.

[EvilAshPursuivant]

1:43

i thought Argonians were "immune to poison"!

[xOmGxitsxchris]

@EvilAshPursuivant It bypasses any immunity

[TheTacMan1]

I call bullshit,the beginning message lasted 8 seconds,not 3 lol

[treya5707]

goodbye.... urrraaa!

[MrBasketballa4300]

hmm.. everyone around me has died from eating the apples... meh, im sure ill be fine

[4everchildish]

@MrBasketballa4300

damn i wanted to post something like this

[Oblivion25000]

1:24 = 1:44

A big moment!! Begin eating my poisoned apple again........ Alright I'm finished,

Ragh.. - Dead -

[Fr0st1989]

3:09 LMFAO

[Dynamitrios]

Someone call the health inspector already....

[boiledeggsiik]

1:05 - nom, nom, nom *Smile* nom ,nom, nom *Smile* nom, no... Uuurrrghhh lol

[DustyD543]

1:05 *eat, turn smile, eat again, turn smile, drops dead* lol

[258legolas]

in skyrim they should really put it so u can make poison apples

[MrAdorable4]

3:08 he said goodbye and died LOL

[legenddarkrai]

"Goodbye." *dies* THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bloodhammer27]

I tried the same thing for the "Purification" dark brotherhood quest. Took out all the food in the sanctuary and reverse-pickpocketed Gogron gro-Bolmog the orc by puting a poison apple in his inventory to kill him first. Turned out, everyone else was starving, so they attacked him to get the apple. He ended up killing each of them, but never ate that damn apple.

[Assassinrocks23]

@bloodhammer27 i d watch that if it was a vid

[SuperHappyFunTimeLol]

omfg 3:04 was soo funny haha "goodbye" *dies* hahahaha! XD

[GetNinjadProductions]

Goodbye... Drops dead

[thedragonhunter22]

qucik grab the keys and go :D

[theriddler604]

i thought argonions were immune to poison??

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

@theriddler604 the poison apple bypass the immune to poison effect so nothing is immune to it

[legenddarkrai]

@theriddler604 they r! X_X

[TheAnnoyingFan6]

Haha "I saw your batle at the arena! This is such an honour!"..........."UHHHHH!"

[MrAVENGER1001]

how do u get poisoin apples in oblivion

[Vulfi111]

@MrAVENGER1001 Dark Brotherhood. :)

[MrAVENGER1001]

@Vulfi111 ok but with dark brotherhood i know u have to kill sumone but how without the imperial gards coming. thanks

[AvEnGeDsEvEnFoLd2020]

@MrAVENGER1001

GO to some where like an inn and make sure there asleep and get em with poison or anything that takes a single or a double hit WITHOUT making noise...Once thats done...Sleep and Lucien LAchance will visit you then follow the other instructions :D

[MadPutz]

The stack of three dead guys on one stool is hilarious. And then another one comes over and sits on them

[YouCoolYouCool]

The argonian is immune! oh wait...

[funniestbone]

In life it's "Don't drink the kool-aid." In Oblivion, don't eat the apples.

[Cutefirewolf]

Goodbye--- URGGGGG!

My favorite part... along with the "Oh Hello" one.

[InvisibleDorito]

oh hello... WHAT!?... HUAAGH!

[megalodoniscool45]

so u just set up the apple and they will eat it?

[PaintVidz]

LOL I love the way you filmed this!

[LegendDomi]

WHAT? URH

[PaintVidz]

Song at the very end? What was it plz?

[123Mile8]

argonian:goodbye. [dies]

[123Mile8]

human: Oh hello.

dark elf: What?!

human:UUURRGGGG

[darkwolf9408]

3:08 Goodbai *Dies*

[lilfuzzballa]

Goodbye! *dies*

[smurfyboozer]

i love how the redguard is grinning at you constantly as if it's the best granny smith he ever did try !

[entropy44]

they seem so unconcerned while everyone around them is falling over dead

[Hyvariw1]

3:07 goodby... forever

[xxnotchase45]

i was cracking up when the lizard dude i forgot how to spell there real name is like good bye then died

[1234yersiman]

There is a mod that allows you to instead make poison food that paralyzes or knocks them out. I did that with the guards in chedenyhall, and all of the guards were either unconscious or they were paralyzed. It was kinda funny.

[25Celtics]

I heard the high elves train them, I cant imagine it.

Good bye. 3:02 LMAO

[EddieTheBunny]

1:06. LMAO WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FACE IS THAT?!

[mrbeananator]

who says redguards are resistant to poision.... sorry i spelled poision wrong 2 times

[IGTEW2]

0:51 That apple worked on him faster than a arrow could of.

[Sinalix46]

funny how this was posted on my b-day i guess he knew i was turning 8 that day

[CateBURRRR]

LOL 3:08 "Goodabye...*falls over* LOL

[GolfVictor01]

The Orc was funny..."Woa"! *dies and falls back*

[kivancozmen]

if you want to remove the apple effect ttype this in console. player.removespell 00009617

thumps up so everyone can see it

[MoonDawg2413]

HAHAHAHA "Goodbye. ERP." *dies*

[Alika1212]

3:09 "Goodbye" *dies* LOL

[ItsNotMyles]

I hear the Feed Bag does meat pies nowadays.

[SpaceFilmStudios]

I'd love to crawl around the bar and watch people die up close.

[ShadowHunter141]

"It tastes like im going to die".

[alakazam4849]

Why do i have so much trouble poisoning people? i use the apples and they eat them but thye never seem to die.

[Geistmeister6]

did the argonian take so long to die because of poison resistance?

[girlsluvgir]

i thought the traiter was the pet rat

[bob15253545]

IT WAS THE WOODELF *woodelf dies* no wait......

It wasn't

[LordOfDianas]

-oh,hello

-what?

-....

[SVB222]

Goodbye! *dies*

[SuperSheo]

Smack my APPLE up!

[88Meters]

I love how nobody gives a shit about people dying all around them.

[roguecheerio11188]

Oh yea.....Argonians are immune to poisin...

[tenegon]

"Good bye" aahhgr LOL

[Evyldyn]

You know you're fucked when Lucien Lechance has paid you a visit. ;)

[Zanmatt2g]

@Evyldyn

no

[Evyldyn]

@Zanmatt2g

"No" ?

He has never visited you, did he?

[diditoagg]

hahahha goodbye

[Zanmatt2g]

please help i accidently ate one of the apples. i thought the effect would go away if i waited an hour. but it didnt work and i died. when i reloaded i found it autosaved so whenever i reload i die. plz help. i havent got any previous saves cus this is my first time playing.

[bainesjake]

@Zanmatt2g I think you are royally buggered.

[Zanmatt2g]

@bainesjake

no way i havent saved in 23 hours

[UltraGamer001]

@Zanmatt2g dude, i freaking duped my as* off to try outlasting that sh** (scrolls, LOTS of scrolls. i was doing ingredients in progressive stacks up to 10k-20k, my order went 1,2,10,50,200,1k,5k,20k. if you dupe those amounts in that order, starting with 1, you won't lag) lol i was downing about 2 potions every 2 min, i maxed my alchemy because of it, i was making pots that lasted 250 sec and stuff, i had 20k of them, 10x over! still didn't make it, after my 200,000th healing potion, i died.

[Zanmatt2g]

@UltraGamer001

ok im level 23 now (i was level 7 befroe) and i am still survive but it is getting redundant eating potions every 3 seconds is there no cure i just completed shivering isles

[UltraGamer001]

@Zanmatt2g

"is there no cure?"

first thing i tried when i reached my FrostCrag Spire's Alchemy Lab: potion it away!

Debug: Dispel: Ineffective Cure Poison: Ineffective Cure Paralyses: Ineffective Cure Disease: Ineffective Reflect: Ineffective (attempted to avoid the effect)  Resist Poison: Ineffective (it ignores resistances)

Result: Failure. Backup Strategy: Survive Method: Create The Ultimate Healing Potion Recipe: long forgotten Weight: 0.2

Backup Result: Success

[astralfarts]

Goodbye...ugghh---fuckin win right there

[wagneristhebest]

i love the shouts before they die like at 2:08

[poopless3]

"The high elves trained him, i can't imagine it"

"goodbye" still in seat...

Death see even argonians cant stand the high elves

[Bcw161]

2:11 was one of the funniest things i ever saw in this game LOOOOOL the guy in da background is just eating his food then UUURRRGGHH LOL

[goldiegoo]

@Bcw161 yeah most people miss that little part :D

[Bcw161]

@goldiegoo Lol yea u have 2 really pay attention 2 see it lol i literally "lol-ed" when i saw it though lol Oh and Great Video by da way ! lol

[ilikechickenXDmore]

@Bcw161 when it goes close to that guy it looks like hes sleeping

[Bcw161]

@ilikechickenXDmore lol

[ElderScrollesRulez]

do NPC's pick up the food off the table and eat it? I know they take it from storage containers.

[maxachh]

fail! he knew you !

[maxachh]

this are ideal example society then all is fuck up!

[yourirat]

Ha wish you was a vampire now hé :D

[xXStupidlyEpicXx]

what fun :D

[thelols100]

0:52, that guy wasn't sitting on the chair properly

[kladden6]

HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH "What are you looking at?"  "AAARHHG"

[thelols100]

35 people ate the poisoned apple

[Joneown]

LOLOLOL BACKROUND 2:05 XD XD XD

[tommyd567]

how did you get poison apples



[fritspas]

@tommyd567

M'raaj-Dar in the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary in Cheydinhal sells them.

[DarkFaithOfAngels]

3:06 rofl XD "goodbye"

[xamyrrah]

oy can u use alcmy ir simething to make a posin aple coz what would be neet asanating the cont of some were and be wacting and go arhh and then kick some posin aples down a trap door ;]

[Calle299]

@xamyrrah It would be pretty neat if you could spell to mate!

[DaAzisum]

redguard at 1:15

''Nomnomnom.. HELLO!'' *dies*

[KingIncorperated]

You should go to Hammerfell and poison all their watermelons.

[CuteZergling01]

3:12 " alright ! " ; " thank akatosh th ... " " Argh ! " ... probably the dark elf is thinking " god dammit ! why everyone is dying when i talk to them ... is it my new parfume ? "

[Iceelite70]

huh? i thought argonians r immune to poisen

[leonisazombiepwner]

ud think theyd be smart enough not to eat when 7 peeps died already

[kebabonline]

@leonisazombiepwner Haha that's part of the funny stuff! And if Bethesda Software had the technology they have now, back in 2005-2006 it would be sooo much better :>

[Gabri3ling]

@leonisazombiepwner like AI is smart :)

[DrawingForFunTV]

how do you do this?!

[Chekkogrnteam]

@DrawingForFunTV You get the poison apples from a khajiit in the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary. They cost about 300 gold.

The best way to make someone eat it is to pickpocket and then put the apple in there. Remove any other food nearby and if the NPC already have foods in their pocket.

[tenerenceloove]

just lost my profile to this damn apple...god i feel terrible

[Combine999]

LOVELY DINNER WHER HAVING! XD

[DaMadgamr]

if your in the guard tower take all the food out and look for a lone barrel put posion apples in wait for guards and then lols

[futureperfectX13]

How do you make them eat the apples? I take out all the normal food and place the poisoned apples all over the tables and nobody sits to eat, they just remain walking across the bar the whole day and then leave.

[danominator4321]

arnt Argonians imune to poisons?

[Parrothead3chevy]

yes but they can be poisond by poison apples

[9destroyer22]

@danominator4321 it says the poison apple description says bypasses all poison resists

[IIxRastaxII]

hahaha 1:17 i love how he turns and smiles and then just falls over dead haha

[thefenixfamily]

"why, it's the grand champion of the arena! this is such an honor!"

'starts eating apple'

(thinking to self) "heheheheeheh, i poisoned that apple"

"oh, hello"

"WHAT!?!"

'dies'

[mrKRIMINALL]

3:04 = goodbye *death*

[mrKRIMINALL]

guy: hello  other guy: what is it? guy: ugh *dies*

[nickyanime601]

why was one of them sitting on a dead person?

[foojuice101]

"Thank Akatosh the- UGH!" *dies*

[WitDaBeardies]

I had an account on oblivion that was master lvl in blade,block,blunt,acrobatics,a­thletics,conjuration, and lots more but i accidentally saved over it on an other account and their was only 1 save so its gone forever

[roman11777]

"Goodbye." *Drops dead*

[House3211]

Umm...Hello. What? HAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[gmoduk93]

1:14 when he stares with that smile then just dies.. couldnt stop laughing :')

[Sergeant1990]

You go to a restaurant to eat a apple XD

[Chekkogrnteam]

Goodbye

[deamon465]

you would think after the first few people died they would notice something. Thank GOD Oblivion npc are retarded

[applejuicemoon]

GOODBYE!!!!!!!*dies*

[needle444]

1:41 DEATH STARE!!

[LulzBankai]

Yeah, the Feed Bag is definitely going to get sued.

[MovieandGameLover]

*orc drops dead on chair* "Good day!" (imperial)

[KoTORSolid2]

2:22 was the best death of those xD

[MrPantshirt]

ROFL at the guy in the background at 2:08

[some626guy]

the smiling jackass at 1:15 was damn funny

[DDenDong16]

"hmm, everyone seems to be dying shortly after eating an apple, the only kind of food in this tavern. Maybe I shouldn't eat a--- OMG AN APPLE ITS SO SHINY AND IM SO HUNGRY OMNOMNOMNOMNO---"

[fungamer12able]

3:06 best part

[DuPuieproductions]

1:28 >.>

[000Kongau000]

3:02

"What?"

"HACKAUH" *Dies*

3:06

"Good-bye."

Famous last words in Oblivion?

[Loftworthy]

Terrible. I'm never eating at The Feed Bag again.

[djzombieking]

Anyone noticed Shrek was there?

[iEatChromite]

Wow at 0:51 that guy is screwed

[tasatful]

32 people died from eating poison apples

[snipkill1332]

lol good bye ahhhhh!!!! :{~