What is Art?

[MsAgnosticatheist]

Art is the complex structure and angles of the poop I leave int he toilet.

[h8ter29]

ur like an ass hole but in a good way.lol

[LadyNarcisse]

you are so pretty

[arivas713]

This is actually quite common here in SF--sad i know.

[petitemasochist]

Lol I think she's just spoofing.

[MrDeterioration]

This tiresome woman is inordinately full of herself. Avoid her at all costs.

[RealMarex]

that anoying bit...ch is actually anoing....

[HarshawJ]

Pretentious. 

[Peteromich]

What know what that giraffe asked me? He asked me for tree-fifty. That's when I realized it was the goddamn lochness sea monster.

[1zdean]

... You Only BEG For Death. I like this ending.

[piepotatosandturtle2]

what'd she smoker?

[soundwavedm]

lulz

[at102596]

I'll tell ya what art is....Art is a bang! (<--Meant to be stupid for those who can't take a joke)

[noxure]

@at102596 Art is putting ones soul forever in his creations, Deidara kun.

[at102596]

@noxure Psh, yeah, for the old people....un.

[mslimemelon]

blown. :|

[paindoll]

Well wikipedia would have been easier.

[1zdean]

@paindoll  hahahaha lmao!

[katenka28]

jst wondering whats ur heritage? cuz u look super cute. ;)

[alanangeles91]

she is soo cute!

[robi2000]

I wanna wrap my arms around the Resident, pick her up off the ground and hold on tight while we climb the mountain of love ... .. what ?!

[wnsb]

que traes?

[elricpalanas]

i love u babe

[rebeleyens]

The one positive is that pop art is deader than Andy Warhol. Soon all we will have is corporate art. Think about it, museums filled with giant sculptures covered in sex wax.

[rebeleyens]

You have scary eyes. You would have been better off doing some of Ol' Dirty Bastard's poetry.

Video killed the radio star and the 80's killed popular music. Michael Jackson is rolling over right now. W.W.K.C.D.? Probably some black tar but thats just a guess. Courtney killed him altering the way music was supposed to evolve and now it has choked on it's own vomit. As she someday will.

[iHipHop]

what the fuck

[jairocastanedagomez]

hahaha!

[Faeriiie]

Okay, this was weird! I prefer your reporter videos, but creative vid this one was.

YOU ARE GORGEOUS!

[malaymercernary]

what the fuck is this bullshit? do some serious reporting concering stuff that's gonna help people like police brutality, gang bangers in the army, civil rights abuse, gun laws etc. be like michael moore.

[jtjjbannie]

What was your piont theresident?

If you want a thumbs up on good looks...you got it!....But your message...

[adamrep128]

giggidy she would get it all night long

[empemitheos]

what is wrong with this bitch? and does anyone else think she looks a bit like alexis k tylor?

[artofstoo22]

...and I would like to add that if one subtracts the functionality from the purpose of art... in other words saying that "Art can be anything" ... then what are you left with? -a hollow shell.

In that case you may as well strip away ALL humanistic qualities upon a person and still call him a human being. -Doesn't make any sense.

[artofstoo22]

Now "Art" is a pretty general and mammoth of a term to use in the case of this video. We need to be careful of how we use it. Many of the interpretations below are right but also wrong, depending on how specific we want to get. If we are talking about Visual Fine-Art then we must look at it's origin and purpose (its foundation). It's the oldest language based on our ability to detect electromagnetic waves, naturally developed for the survival of our species. its shallow to think otherwise.

[Envision405]

Art is a bang! Your definition is worthless

[BlissPerception]

Can i draw you

[heyoehkah]

Outstanding

[Omegax9000]

Garbage

[ObjectivistAesthetic]

This was hilarious. I totally get it.

[greenlawnmover]

As soon as a person creates something out of something it's art, a cliff no-one never heard of or seen aint art unless someone claims it to be so, ant therefore a unknown cliff now just became art...right?

[JosefinaChile19]

whats her ethnicity?

[empemitheos]

shes a beaner im quite sure

[JosefinaChile19]

a hot beaner

[empemitheos]

my ass!

[JosefinaChile19]

whatever you say mr racist. sorry to contradict you.

[empemitheos]

takes one to know one you sluttt

and I'm biracial anyway, so it's all good, im as comfortable calling myself a mutt as I am calling this bitch a beaner so suck my brown ass

[empemitheos]

honkey

[wyoglassblower]

But that does not mean it is not art, just because you can't understand it. I do see what she's saying though. Just don't count out all avant gard art it's the only way we grow as artists and connect in a different level to other human beings.

[wyoglassblower]

First I want to say I adore all her videos and think she is very intelligent and yes there is "art" that is total crap that is spliced together, but there is also true art, which is one of the few things that separate us from animals. The ability to create and think outside the box, is usually misunderstood.Like Kafka, Van Gogh, and Artaud.

[GODLYHUMAN]

art stands for applied random theatre in this video,just made that up! That was art also, me making that up, your so beautiful and hilarious, under the big blue sky,giraffes.funny

[IWill0nlyLoveMyself]

Art Is A Blast

A moment That Blooms And Disappear

Like an Explosion or Fire Works And Such

- <3

[shonyshoshony]

Thats called an orgasm. Im not trying to be pervy.

[IWill0nlyLoveMyself]

i'm talking about fire works

[dieselvisel]

lol you would be a good host on a talk show!

[peaceandloveletsblow]

Study Dr. V.S. Ramachandran, he has answered that.

[shortattentionspan1]

gee Res! ... I read through some 100 comments and you sure stirred up some deep emotions......

I guess it worked........ for you that is.

[SeizureChords]

Why Why Why

I love this so much

[karmacasro]

At least she good lookin. . . . .

[killerTOMM]

wow. i totally understood you.

[liverpoolsamurai]

あなたは美しい。あなたは正しい。あなたbitchじゃない。v­ery niceなvideo。

[feetlover18]

is she crazy ore on drugs cause sche have eh vid where she talks about xtc

psycho girl

buth youre hot damnnnnnnnn

[whiteboy112]

kudos...finally she's losin it.

U GO NUTTY GIRL !!

[Gingagirl]

Please a giraff..? No thanks... XD

[LisaW0990]

O_o ummm.. what??

[stevebritgimp]

It still makes sense, even if it wasn't parody.

[jessemac13]

dork

[BobfromSydney]

This is a parody, if you are unfamiliar with the material that it parodies then you won't appreciate it fully.

I'm surprised she didn't try playing chess with Death.

[subzeromind]

This is not a comment.

[Ceadem]

why does art need defining? definition is bad, it says what it is and what it should be or what it can and can't be and who can or can't be doing these things and so on...blah

[pacman24740]

Nice Spoof!!! Maybe the parade of people that think they are deep because they write some crappy poetry will stop before I go insane and crash a plane into myspace's servers.

[lisalunchbox]

are you people kidding? this was obviously a spoof

[nematode706]

I think I'm going to fall in love with her. I can't say that I understand what the purpose of this video is, but I consider that a minor setback to our relationship, which will happen whether she is aware of it or not.

[nicholasful]

hahaha:) hahahaha ** AHEM**...hahahaha ...funny

[Lalo3001]

Wow, she looks just like Angelina Jolie here. And that's where the similarities end.

PS:

I still want to fuck her!!!

[Sovereign95]

what the fuck?

[relientk78]

wow this liberal girl pisses me off more than i thought a person could

[jarulll]

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM? TELL ME!!!!

[dorianXck]

i w t l y p

[HoMeJaCk9]

This video would be better if you didn't have your top on.

This wasn't art but, rather disjointed lines in something similar to a failed rhyme scheme followed by a flood of randomness that is equally disjointed to produce a fail of epic proportions

[HoMeJaCk9]

This video would be better if you didn't have your top on.

This wasn't art but, rather disjointed lines in something similar to a failed rhyme scheme followed by a flood of randomness that is equally disjointed to produce a fail of epic proportions

[Princegto]

Hi oooooooooooooooooooooo

beautiful video a kiss

[geokiren]

Thats not art.Thats fart.Stupid video.

[sonnyjandu]

lol....this girl's IQ is probably 100x higher than yours!

[1happiness]

You have some kind of.....i can't really explain...

[rezer3]

haha...the giraffe

[pierre766]

I actually liked this very much. in fact I thought it was sheer spontaneous talent. I've enjoyed seeing this side of you resident ?!??!?!?!

[HotpumpkinPie]

This was gay, how about that?

[justyn87]

There are a lot of negative comments about Lori here, I don't understand. She's just being funny. Calm the fuck down everybody.

[bigbother1]

ID FUCK YOU

[herysk8]

Beautifull, what I have to do to get your contact resident?

[zoomerx]

A Poem.

[Lunarek]

I think it's a Peom.......

[frizzle100]

what was the purpose of this?

I agree with examplesdotcom and cipenCs...

[rofllol100]

If i see this bitch one day ill give her 13 cents to give my dog a blow job....

[wojtek0000]

self-indulgent, attention-starved, rude, ditzy, cunt! fuck her and her show!

[Alfrunk]

OHHHH she's the self-important Kurt Vonnegut cunt! I remember that travesty. I'm sure guys take her real seriously!! Daddy issues, daddy issues...

[EightiesGrad]

Jealousy is a horrible thing...

[examplesdotcom]

Do you ever take real stock in why so many of your vids get such low ratings, or do you dismiss it as jealousy, or "people just like to hate on me because I'm popular" or some other illusory salve?

Humility is truly the best kept True Beauty Secret on earth. All the symmetry of features, and DNA luck in the world, won't compensate for its lack.

[cipenCs]

WHY WHY WHY Does this video exist.

[wojtek0000]

what stupid bitch.

[DrCruel]

I like the brightness you can see in her eyes. Too bad half of it is due to burning fruitcake.

[subzeromind]

You nearly gave me a stroke with containing that laugh. Im at work and my head nearly exploded ROFL!

[tazitomo]

ma ti bi meni htjela pusiti pimpeka aja ti nedam

[Speedy187]

LOL, I fucking love this chick. ROFL, she's saying these random things because she just want to say it. :D

[dieselnutt]

You really need to lay off the 'shrooms.

[dudemantwo]

I think this lady could be an actress...

[tonydirector]

'I think this lady could be an actress...'

SO STUPID!

You sound like an idiot!

[Revelation21v4]

Did you write that or was it a quote from another writer?

[UNSOF]

This girl is trouble, trouble, trouble... my guess is she's a CIA plant.

[k308rd6h]

these are getting weird. whats wrong with your face/

[Destry7]

Beagles on the grass,

Alas

[jgsailor]

Literary and sexy. A great combination!

[jasondi64]

This is why women should just keep quiet and take it.

[jgsailor]

This is why you're not getting laid.

[dudemantwo]

iqsailor...masturbating yourself is not getting laid...

Show some respect...

[jgsailor]

Clearly, you're the one who's being self-abusive.

[eaton56]

Why?

[usernamesimpleflame]

i hope this one wasnt for me.....ha ha ha

[FlashingBlRD]

Scary Movie contest?

[gayavenger]

Put a cute, dumb chick in a video, and she can say any stupid thing in the world. People will watch her videos no matter how vacuous and shallow her opinions are. She's a cute piece of ass that would be hotter with a piece of duct tape over her lips.

[Cybertron123456]

i wanna dare youto attempt a RP english accent.. would be interesting and if you could pull it off "sexy as hell". go on give it a shot

[abajifar]

WHY WHY WHY wont you please my long girafe?

[catdog262]

yes your HOT

[what24ever23]

You have doggy breath... maybe stinky breath... its stinks... what's more you are trite... everything in you big own pie pees on the giraffe... your only leg is bereft.

[SeizureChords]

O.K. What bastard is not giving this girl five stars?

[ChrisBlack2007]

I was thinking the exact same thing. People don't respect art in it's purest form.

[ImaCreativeCreature]

Man, she was making fun of theater-poetic people. She wasn't doing it for real.

[AMAZINGPROSTATE]

???

[Gullin667]

Yes, I beg for death.

[arizonawoodman]

Don't quit your day job....

[arizonawoodman]

She is talking about your cock's stunted growth...and about your BIG BIG gaping chasm of an ass after you let a giraffe fuck you...not to mention the fact that your personality is trite. Too bad you think she is hot...this chick laughs at chess geeks like yourself bloke.

[jeanphilliperameau]

...What constitutes good poetry anyway? Though I took English courses in college & got an A in poetry, but I've never gotten off on it. But she seems to do a good job of reading it as far as I can see.

[maak88]

mmmmm, ... I think that is art ... with a big dab of aesthetic beauty thrown in to boot. ... Protocol!

[K9Reaper]

LMAO, WTF. All I got was "you try to please the giraffe" .... hmmmm. lol very wierd. Very true, not art :P. Nice attempt tho

[ManHorseGTC]

It is a beautiful video

I like you video and I like you

you are a beautiful woman

big woman

[tho2ea]

will you eat green aggs and ham? will you eat them with a giraffe, sam i am? lame seuss imitation, (yawn!) and the mugging for the camera just makes me want to hurt someone. it's like some eight year old girl play acting in front of the mirror, which is so pathetic its entertaining.

[4000s]

Yes I will eat green eggs and ham Sam I am. I will eat with the giraffe, and we will eat and laugh, while this chick comes up with more crap, to fill the tube with more spam I am, Yes, I will eat the spam I can, but please more green eggs and ham.

[nephal]

ien compris qu'est ce que c'est elle milite pour qq chose ou quoi ? en tout k elle est tres belle ;)

[duhCider]

pre-rehab interview?

[zonkov88]

you just made me laugh out loud :>

[ManHorseGTC]

I love you kiss kiss

[OctoBox]

Republicans: Got us out of Korea and Vietnam - It was Republican congress that passed Civil Rights amendments and Republicans that freed the slaves

Democrats: Fought to keep slavery. Gave all our Gold to a predominately foreign and privately controlled bank (Fed Reserve), Dropped 2 h-bombs, took us into korea, took us into and perpetuated vietnam, opposed civil rights amendments, and voted to transfer war powers to the current "neo-con" president!!

[CityMonsters]

I want whatever she's on!

[Fatali1989]

LOL ..... When you will get it ... Give me a call

[lukesky666]

i want what shes takin.... >.>

[lukesky666]

wow i want she takin.....

[VegetarianChick2772]

yeah what is she talking about

[drcorrector]

WeAreChangeFL dot Org

[raptura691]

Someone needs to shit on her face!!!!!!!

[entiyo]

Someone needs to cockslap this bitch, NOW.

[GhostDog65]

Well that made no sense, but that is your right. Keep it up hahaha.

[manatarms79]

What you mean nice smokers voice? She sounds like my sister... without all the coughing, probably edited all the coughing and phlegm out.

[elizapieza]

confused///

[dngr23]

i get it but i don't like the analogy... actually, i don't like the overall meaning. i've seen the other blogs but really, let it go. it's weird... enough said.

[calebhouse]

it doesn't matter what she says; its poetry. it comes from the heart. it sparks a reaction based on the individual viewer and how he or she interprets the message. okay, i'm with you all - she's just hot.

[Spectator24]

I'm sorry but WHA?????? THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I could be missing something from a previous video or something but i just couldn't understand anything you were talking about

[drzlilboii69er]

your pretty but your a fuckin loser

[KOCMOHABT33]

The only thing you need to do to improve this video is remove the audio. Just leave it soundless while you more around like a moron.

[PerfectBlindness]

lol, I read BrokeProphet's comment before viewing. 3 seconds in I laughed and wrote this message.

[BrokeProphet]

show us them tits.

That's right.

Most people pretend to give two shits about your inane comments b/c you look so fuckable.

[Neddie85]

i just don't get it...

[jackbromley74]

bunun agzina patlayacan

[Jakrahal]

i hate this bitch so much. Seriously, you should NOT talk, you look more stupid than you really are.

[ufuckedupthegenepool]

this is the purest form of shite I've ever seen.

[andr769]

what a stupid video. Can't u do nothing better?

[lominho]

was asking myself just that, but hey...she might just improve ^^

[LowestFiend]

Another featured partner? YouTube, give someone else a chance!!!

[bukkakemaster42]

what the hell is this. are you supposed to be the penis of the giraffe? i feel like a child who has just been raped by his older brother. you cant act and you look lie the ass hole of a hamster that has been jizzed in. you suck get off the web!

[WiltingDaisies]

wow, a lot of commenters seem to have lost their sense of humor.

Love ya Resident!

[ThemarquisV12]

Beautiful video KISS

[dak970]

nice dsl

[Nii]

Amen. :)

[airrick16]

Two words: Cleveland Steamer

[RedCedarWarrior]

Now did you drink before you did this?

You should do the Mike Meyer bit from I married an Ax Murderer. Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

[pjbrubak]

What the hell was that?

[frogblues]

another graduate from the William Shatner school of acting

[aceaceaceJOKER]

I also watched her other crap and if she was so interested in people listening to her instead of fixing her hair putting the paint on her face, then she should dim the lights with just a Silhouette showing.