Lets Play: Hitman Blood Money - Death on the Mississippi (Episode 7)

[john54421]

MM THAT CAKE LOOKS PAH!!!!!!!!

[Le0nCRAZy]

your so FUCKIN FUNNY LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[xmoaningturtlesx]

I can't get into the safe! It has no option to open it..what the cunt?:(

[odawg114]

anybody else get a 16 minute advertisement before the video?

[mAnIaCoOkIeS]

How come when i played there was a cunt in the engine room

[joshrudduck]

oooo i love this show bang bang bang

[deadpool7421]

lol the sound is so funny makes we laugh every time eeeeeee

[HPManiac123]

I love the dying sound he makes! Eeughhh

[Triicell]

The cake. Is a lie!

[ItheSwick]

^ I'm with pedophile.

[herambbarve]

5:42 lmfao

[kushrolla000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS SHIT IS FUKIN HILARIOUS

[uncharted3awesome]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, EEEEEEEEH

[ashleyadam22]

you could use a coin when you want the 1st class suit to make the gaurds look away

[LewDaYoung]

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gulamzozo]

i love comedy lol

[r10d100]

-Hey you are not supposed to be here!-

-Shut up dont care

-ok

[nikky803]

i hate this mission!!

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

Lol at 4:30!!!!!!!!!!

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

This mission = Stealth

My way = Shoot the fuck out of everyone

That was how I did this mision XD

[SGoldSSilver]

I had so much fun with the zombie easter egg on this mission.

[LucaPascale203]

i notice how all the girls have big boobs

[BigSauce7]

hahahaha at 2:44 after you killed the horny guy the chick went to give you a blowjob.

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

At 4:30, his body just goes flying and is very funny!!!

[PlexTriplex]

Girl:EEEEEEHHHHHH

water:Blup

[nexstosic007]

Did you know that there is FN-2000 in staff area WITH briefcase? ;)

[TheMakoden]

Wait, The top comments user is getting a ton of likes for burning his own previous comment, Crap, I think I may have just blown my mind, blow it SKY FUCKING HIGH!!(sorry It's to awesome of a series not to quote it)

[TheLordVoldemortPT]

do you need to get your suit back to get silent assassin?

[CakeEater1001]

EH

[skilled2damax]

the 2nd i heard that music i knew someone innocent was gonna die

[kim8775]

Gotta love the sound you make when someone dies

[Meatalmetaldoomydoom]

You can make people zombies on this level on the ps2

[videosheidemann]

@Meatalmetaldoomydoom Yes! You can make zombis on PS2! Its easy!

[gavriil16]

eisai kai malakas kai agglos kai apo ola... to modaz einai gia ton POUTSOO

[Zombiekilleryamato]

You can get the first class outfit by using the side door where the guys play poker wait for them to leave and pick the lock go in when the guards not there easy plus the there's the guy that was said previously has master door card that let's you enter tuxedo room

[Greatdictator]

Also as for the 2 guards in the hallway b4 you get the first class suit . Just go next behind them drop a coin and then make a break for the staff room and they shouldnt be able to notice you

[Greatdictator]

1 way you can get the waiter outfit is knock out the one guy that has the weak bladder while hes takeing a piss .Hes the only guy that goes into the bathrooms . Next get the waiter but make sure you wait till the guard in the hallway is in the main room. Then get the lone waiter , drag him into the closest bathroom and knock him out there he should then remain there undetected same goes for the knocked out innocent as well

[Billyboyzlad]

EHHHHH lolololol

[19iggy94]

5:05 you scary me :D

[vega375]

@19iggy94 LOL

[associatiful]

yo man wen the hitman absolutions comes out do the same thing with this 1

[Tillowillo]

me gusta

[cutiemark22]

THIS IS COMEDY!

[kashivranik]

LOL you're funny

[bravojr]

How come all your dead people pronounce EEEEeee.

[97epicman]

Heey your not supposed to b- shutup- Okay

[joshrudduck]

this looks deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee i will give champaine you cunt

[kpm2512]

öööööyyyyyy IS EPIC

[shuefreek]

OMG!! I'm laughing hysterically... at work. You are hilarious!

[yohomey1234]

He may be Agent 47.. but i'm Agent 67 .... OHHHHHYEEEAAAAH

[yohomey1234]

@yohomey1234 You're a fucking faggot!

[stiskavac]

@yohomey1234 I see what you did there....

[yohomey1234]

@stiskavac xD

[Killergirl12349]

@yohomey1234 Your a fucking retard

[chisese]

@Killergirl12349 And you fucking suck at contractions!

[Killergirl12349]

@chisese Ur a fucking dumbass.

[chisese]

@Killergirl12349 You're a remarkably unfunny person.

[MarvinTheMagical]

@yohomey1234 This is one of the greatest breakthroughs in science that man has ever known.

[yohomey1234]

@MarvinTheMagical ahahahahah <3 i didnt know i got top comment, thanks everyone i guess xD

[10FCBfan]

1:27 there are two agent 47's. 0.0

[Domenicomn]

4:32 actually you do can

(considerint that targets bodies dont count as "bodie count"

[Domenicomn]

thanks nick! the "fucking hard" way is quite easy

just sneak behind the guard while using the door as cover

[killerbot685]

you will know them coz they wear those stupid fucking hats. what about them socks!!

[AlonUk442]

This cake looks deeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiii....xDDDDDDD most epic part in this walkthrough video.

[TransparencyDigital]

@TheAuZZieGamer You are hilarious!

[funnymanize]

hey your nots supposed to be....... dont care ok

[6425gorda]

and it's funny that after a year yet i still remember the instructions from the video.

[6425gorda]

the second time i played this mission in 11 pm and i somehow got silent assassin,my reaction:wTF holy shit im amazing! Im the most skilled person ever! Take THAT you stupid mission! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JimDeBaka]

Josegonzales ur the fucker

[AlonUk442]

TheAuzzieGamer don't listen to that numbnuts josegonzales, he's just trying to insult you and your videos

[EpicMinecraftian]

3:45 That sounds... interesting

[RealNightcover]

Completely lost it at 251s and 358s.

[Gouldielox56]

I LOST AT THE MINE CAKE!!!! SO FUNNY LOL

[josegonzales96]

i hope you die fucker because you speak like a shit in the whole game fucker and i dont understand a shit fucking fucker i hope you die assback

[sinamonmommy29]

@josegonzales96 stfu This isnt even a lets play kinda its humor stfu Gtfo before you get flamed by millions and millions of fa-Nope too late.

[IcedEarth1231]

@josegonzales96 u mad?

[Simon14DK]

whats the rock song playing sometimes :P?

[KadiOjasoo]

2 exitit is in you better watch out

[GeneralFacepalm]

0:15 Samantha..? FUUUUU--

[AtomicBomb1985]

Also in 5:01 to 5:08 :D

[AtomicBomb1985]

im laughed tooo hard at 4:29 :)))

[IcedEarth1231]

i love it wen u do that "eeeeeeeeeee" thing xD

[savageblue25]

6:12 is funny

[MetallicOpeth]

man, you made this mission ALOT harder than needed

still love your series of vids nonetheless

[protestifications]

hitman kinda reminds me of seargent cortez.

[mihaikq]

@protestifications couse they look madnessed like that and can be friends with hank lol :D XD

[TheDavid3922]

Why do hitmen allways have Barcodes on there head AND WHY ARE THE ALLWAYS BALD!

[jcrowley1985]

@TheDavid3922

If you knew the backstory of the hitman games, it's because 47 is one of several genetically engineered clones created by a top secret lab in Romania.

[Domenicomn]

USEFUL INFORMATION: did anyboy knew that if you press L1 in the ps2 version (the xbox i dunno) 47 will release however whats hes climbing? this can save some time when trying to stop climbing something,or trying to get down fast,you can even grab it again while falling!

[Domenicomn]

thumbs up if you hate the missipi missions

[yanivporzanski]

i love the mine theme

[6425gorda]

i decided because i hate this mission to go insane,and i got Psycopath

[MrsHillaryHawker1989]

47's real identity is Chuck Norris 0_0

[meufred]

@MrsHillaryHawker1989 why do you ppl idol chuck norris? hes just a actornnot a god.if he as super powers i challenge him to teleport behind me and smash my face into the keyboargheuilweioyyfw7wtafrtgr­tgrtgrtgrtgrtgrtgrtg

[ThePullaMies]

@MrsHillaryHawker1989 No, Chuck Norris' real identity is 47.

[Ruckusrocket]

@MrsHillaryHawker1989 47 isnt chuck norris.... 47 is the exact imitation of how chuck norris would look and act if he never had a beard or hair... so hes not AS cool...

[TheOmega669]

Looks like that cake...

*Put's on sunglasses*

Was a Lie.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!­!!!!!!!!

[SamusFreek1]

"Skid Maldoon" or whatever it is.

I hear "Skidmark Douche"

[ededdeddy1999]

The first easy part sucks

[punisherz18]

turn on subtitles so funny

[Molkifier]

I find it much easier to sedate the guard driving the boat, then grab that outfit you had so much trouble getting.

[M3G4G0TH]

XD ahahaha

EEEEE "DIP"

ahahah xD awesome man i love your H:BM walkthrough!

[milky4107]

Sky fuckin HIGH!!!!!

[MrAlam471]

i hate this mission 2

[havok2009]

eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[watmoetikbedenken123]

I love you

[jblcn1042]

this cake looks deliciou--- *BOOM* eeehhhhhhh.....

[FuckyerLol]

0:15 its samantha from a house of cards o.O

[Domenicomn]

hhmmmm this cake looks diiiiiLIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!111111­...........cios

[Domenicomn]

or kill skip in the chair , cause everyone will think hes sleeping, but you know what is better? A FUCKINGN MINE!!!!!1111 YEEEAAHH!

[contracts47]

lol AuZZieGamer sounds like the main character from Meet The Spartans.

[666DevilGhost666]

4:30 LOL!

[xLurycz]

6:05 "eeeeeeeh!" *blop*

[alerxb1]

4:29



[alerxb1]

4:30



[linkrock123]

AAAAAH!!

EEUUURRRGGHHH

lol

[The456killer]

why dont you hide in the closit to get the uniform u want

[xthelinsx]

Your accents are hilarious. :P

[rt561]

The sounds are so funny

[lildecable]

How do u drop coins on xbox? I can only throw them

[mitchpsp]

@lildecable Press Y

[lildecable]

@mitchpsp many thanks

[Danger12233]

The mine in the cake made me lol so hard xD

[fignal]

briliant, thanks!

[Gasbandit]

LOL at dumping the girl over the rail - "eeeeeee! (drip)"

[blackskullthunder]

Is it true that you can turn everyone on the boat into zombies?

[FunkiestHomosapien]

@blackskullthunder AFAIK yes, but it's an extremely tedious process.

[SuperPolak91]

I fuckin hate this mission too

[gusyyy23]

I hate this voice xD

but great video as always

[Wolfynsky]

At 1:07, does anyone else think he sounds like the fish in American Dad?

[chaosmaster07]

No, you did it wrong. Poison the cake and put a mine in it. Poison the mine too. Then sedate bubba after he tastes it, then blow it up. Plant a syringe on the scene for the CSI.

[advarcher]

after you killed the lady by pushing off the balcony, the scream, and then the expected splash was suddenly replaced with a drip. I lol'd at the drip sound effect. xD

[Gorayfle]

Once I got to the top deck I used the knife from the kitchen to kill all the targets. I felt so skillful for some reason.

[MrGamerman111]

FUCKING MOVE

[ninjasolidsnake]

4:30 damn not even I react that violently to alcohol.

[ninjapandas1604]

why did i just see the lady in house of cards

[happyfeetful]

i have one question why can't u just put the first class waiter over the rail wouldn't that be an accident?

[14tbates]

When you said 'shut up, don't care.' You reminded me of harry potter. when he said shut up.

[HunterisaKiller99]

Sounded sick here

[happyfeetful]

when i did this i did just slight different and i got ONE WITNESS

[SINBADASS1147]

Have you done the zombies easter egg?

[Dogmeat607]

I did it stealthfully for about 2 minutes till I got to the point where I was able to kill EVERYONE. I killed everyone that had a gun, took all the guns, murdered everyone with a shovel, and threw a knife at mr. showersinunderwear guy who has a small penos.

[Flyjammer]

Guard: Hey your not supposed to be he-

TAG: Shut up don't care!

Guard: Ohkay.

Laughed my fucking ass off.

[Danpcz]

when I was nearly rage-quitting this stage I decided to simply shoot everyone O_o

as they came down the stairs, I killed each one of them, picking their ammo

and I didn't leave the ship before I made it sure there was no one alive but me e.e

if I remember it well enough, I was ranked as a terrorist :D

later I tryed again and did it xD

[taproot12]

most epic kill ever ......a mine in your cake XDXD

[htflumpyfan]

1:01 through 1:13 the man looks like he is saying what auzziegamer is saying (look at his lips and listen to what auzziegamer is saying)

[daniyil123]

at 0:15 you see the fat chick from house of cards

[plyrkiller]

Ur fucking funny

[DerMasu]

In my mission i had to kill another guy in the engine room. What about him?

[ukhenry1986]

@DerMasu

It's the guy who's pushed out of the fence at the beginning. If you don't kill him at that time he'll head to the engine room and stay there all along

[dekkar2010]

You can also get the first class outfit by going through a vip card game room after the crusty ol' chaps walk out, then picking the lock of thealternate door leading into that same room you had trouble sneaking in to.

Downside is you can get stuck twiddling your thumbs waiting for the old boys to sink each others battleship and fuck off outta there

[MegaFalloutAddict500]

y dont u turn all the passengers into zombies?

[notverycomplicated1]

i did this and my computer crashed

[TheVoiceOfReasonSays]

I tried this, got frustrated, and just killed everyone.



[cankarales]

that was amazingly entertaining as well as extremely informative!

[FREEKILL117]

man you have earned yet another subscriber...and is that a splinter cell conviction play through i see!?

holy jesus tit fucking cocks yes!

[Datafiles123]

cmon darlin', lets have SECKS!

[MrZeyad008]

I like how you say "eehh" when you kill someone!

[amangonecrazy]

lol i fucking love the voice overs

[unholymax200]

16 ppl got killed n rape

[Username12avail]

personally i prefer blowing their fuckn brains out... the bloodsplatter is gorgeous

[AssassinSReaPERX]

Haey you are not suppose to be-

SHUT UP DON'T CARE

Ohkaey :D

[honkyzilla]

you've got a good american accent

[KaptainKorgoth]

This walkthrough won't work on higher difficulties. If anyone catches you trespassing, that counts as them being witnesses on expert or professional and you don't get Silent Assassin.

The body being found at 3:22 should have also counted against you.

[rick3229]

Dude in the same room as the elegant gentelmen i pulled out my pistol and no one saw me.

[ThatRandomDude98]

lol samatha was on that boat :D

[RNightlife]

lol, the waterdrop sound at 6:06 just finished everything.

[rick3229]

duuude you shoudve waited in the closet until the guard leaves.