Hipster Handbook

[jojohuffman]

This is pathetic their like poor hypebeasts

[LetzBeaFranque]

This is really funny!!

[SYRUPnSPRITE]

i started doing hipster yesterday

[accorral]

AC/DC!!!

[ndogg20]

They are not hip.They are not from Brooklyn.They are just suburban dorks that came up with thier own dress and slang.They are not Jazz artists from Harlem in the 50s(original hipsters) they are not blues musicians from the delta or Hip Hop originals from the south Bronx circa late 70s.Just suburban dorks and even if a thousand more showed up for reinforcement it wont change that fact.

[Meatwad07]

AC/DC!!!! 

[FreeBlago1]

I love when skinny, suburban, white, urban transplants become wanna be dope dealers. They don't know that only 15 pills of X can land you 30 years in Illinois. They sell to anyone out of desperation for money and being "cool". 30 years of swinging black cock in their future! (In their defense, prison is not mainstream, not really)

[FreeBlago1]

1:48 single gear bike in background

[Delisle4]

@m3talizkewld00d

Excellent idea!!!

[kee8484]

Since whn is being a druged out bum cool? They all look jobless lmao..

[TheBrainSponge]

This is awesome xD

[karolecampesine]

"it;s not for me it;s for my kids"

[Zachtrooper]

haha I've been around black people hipsters, and other minority hipsters, they're honestly more snobby and suck more. All hipsters suck though.

[radadamsable]

If you wanna see hipsters, come to San Francisco.

[DoomedBears]

That place is SOOO mainstream

[DK2K10]

hahahah "not really playing the guitar, just like having it your room"

[MaryKnowltonArt]

hahaha

[shinyLucario36]

She considers herself a Hipster then shes not a hipster.

[ValleyOfChrome2112]

This is fuckin stupid.

[fluffsies1]

douchebagburg lol

[hernysaxo]

Hug!

00:26

[Jimkbbh]

so is youtube

[Jimkbbh]

0:10 Guitar is SOOO mainstream and typical

[zenerat]

The hipster scene is dead. Long live the Individualist

[ValleyOfChrome2112]

@zenerat Hipsters claim to be individual.

[RCSODA70]

This woman is actually pretty funny lol

[zugrath16]

To be honest, I think it's a pity that there's such a taboo around "hipsters". I mean, when I lived in America, 90% of the people would wear lightblue jeans and a hoodie/tshirt, and those who were considered "fashionable" looked so plastic and just worn stuff because it was expensive. Even though your looks isn't the most important thing I've never had anything against people caring for it. Some hipster-things are very oniony, but alot of it actually looks nice.

[epicchic]

LOL 2:55 look behind the dude!

[kenstheman01]

she should show some more skin. She looks like a carpet

[kenstheman01]

39 hipsters disliked this video, oh wait hipsters wouldn't put that much effort into pressing the dislike button

[xofabulous77]

"do you know a place around here where i can get some gluten?" bahaha

[monkeypuzzle351]

hipsters are nerds trying to be cool

[aleio16]

@monkeypuzzle351 Woah, what the fuck is wrong with being a nerd?

[hmaheesh]

Real hipsters doesnt admit that they are ? isnt it ?

[southsydney]

the host is hilarious.

[heartsnsmileys687]

0:48 mike mogis?

[lou19921]

'your a carpet aren't you'

hahaha

[mrmoocow10011]

NUKE IT

[plusmin09]

Wow, I'm blown away by the honesty of that first blond chick.

[CandyHillisToBadForU]

no one of them is a hipster

[hmaheesh]

@CandyHillisToBadForU Agreed.

[lmaofailwhale]

i am with mutual respect to the people.

-flip

[r3pl1kazt47]

This lady is a riot!

[Darklordkime]

.... can you hunt Hipsters.......

[siriuship]

first girl is pathetic.

[kid123454]

what is a hipster

[drvoke]

I love it. There are a few at the university I just graduated from, but when I visited NYC a couple years ago I was BLOWN AWAY by how infested Brooklyn was with these douchebags and their accoutrements. Don't want to discourage any other regular folks from visiting though, it's still one of the greatest cities on Earth!

[rodge2001]

a hipster is someone who won't get the job if they show up to an interview looking the way the do. a hipster is someone who rides a bike, not because they have to, but because they choose to. hipsters aren't frienly to non-hipsters.

[alphadolphin12]

so then amish people r hipsters??

[SpoonsForks]

@alphadolphin12 LOL NOOB

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

My fam has lived in brooklyn since 1910. My dad and his siblings are the first ones to move out of brooklyn. I guess I am sort of a hipsterish type, but I don't try. I wanna move to brooklyn, but I have the right, not these dumb asses that wanna be cool.

[Gearz909]

Hipsters just wish they were hippies or that they didnt come off as complete faggots when they talked.

[lambchopxoxo]

omg this is funny. "you got any crack? heroin? oh no its not for me its for my kids"

[jaime105]

Rofl "its for my kids" hahahahaxD

[TheJUSTOMAR]

this is ridiculous..

[pf91rodman]

what the hell? a dog with two asses?

[verynice420]

it looks like the emo kids evolved into this

[CybernautZero]

@verynice420

I have no issue with people into Goth, emo, cyberpunk, dressing "normal" or whatever. It is sheepish mentality that is the problem. It is following trends. I do like stuff that may be considered Goth or Cyberpunk, but that is because I genuinely like it. If others don't like it, fine by me. I just want people to be themselves. I like what I like because that is who I am. I am into dark alternative. And yes, I still shop at so called "normal" shops, but I only buy what I like.

[NCxRaiseup]

FUCK HIPSTERS AND HIPPIES. ENTER THE FRAT WORLD. MAY WE BATHE YOU IN THE BLOOD OF THOSE UNWORTHY, THOSE WHO DONT OWN VINEYARD VINES BOWTIES. PROTECTION FROM SATAN IS GAURANTEED

[GetItSarah]

lmao why do people label themselves at all?

That's not original.

I don't understand.

[pisila18]

what's PBR?

[thisisnotexit5]

@pisila18 ....pabts blue ribbon. it is a beer. it tastes like piss water and is really cheap.

[WunderDoob]

@thisisnotexit5

It's distilled from corn and rice which leaves a wonderful chemical in it that gives a sore throat and a headache. But hey it has a catchy name and that's what counts.

[shit311]

they look so much better than ones in shabby tees with hobo hair with no taste in fashion who were in a jock sports club as teens. so i dont understand the haters. also i love indie music with a "so-what" attitude which i admit. maybe im one of them from these reasons lol im just having fun so idc anyways.

lots of guys in western countries are so fucking late behind years. why dont they learn how to wear clothes? discreminate those kids after getting a better taste, until then stfu. im tired

[007blh]

"what kind of people live here?...white people." ahahahaha

[roudy1689]

ok list of places to avoid, add williamsburg

[drplbiftin]

this is a parody... right?

[CarlosIsDown]

This video is OK. And darn it all, I'm still not sure what a hipster is.

[roudy1689]

@CarlosIsDown it seems to be a self absorbed 20 something trying hard to avoid adulthood. i bet most of them are trust fund babies. anyone without it would not have time away from work trying to look goofy

[ImpalpableBobs]

This video is sooo retarded. No wonder shes doing videos on youtube. she does stupid reports like this. ha!

[oOShiggyOo]

the whole world is hipster, lol

[richyorn]

hipster = people trying to recapture the vibe of the beatniks and folk movement of the late 50s/early 60s with a bit of the MOD culture thrown in there.

They seem catchy cause they seem retro and right now retro is somewhat "hip" and at the same time they emphasize advancements in technology inherently APPLE and so on.

[Akselseifert]

It's for my kids

[lizdylanboykie]

this woman is annoying

[TheSubtleNinja]

Why is it every video about hipsters is some obnoxious person mocking random people on the street because they dress differently?

[botchalism]

@TheSubtleNinja Because hipsters tend to be arrogant assholes who turn their nose up at you if you don't buy all your clothes at the second hand store, they deserve nothing but ridicule and my size 13 steel toe up their ass.

[chenontimes]

@TheSubtleNinja Hipster detected...

[chenontimes]

@TheSubtleNinja I apologize. My friend didn't log me out, and commented as me.

[MayonaiseKing100]

are hipsters remotely similar to hippies, travellers or musicians? or are they just pretentious posers TRYING to be travelling musicians??

[faecenation]

@MayonaiseKing100 I kinda agree, I mean if you have that much ambition to make music or appreciate it?, actually learn how to play an instrument. Not saying they don"t.

[polosandpearls]

@MayonaiseKing100 trying to be

[themadscientest]

@MayonaiseKing100 its the wannabe artists who are trend whores that attack a real art scene... mainstream media groups the real artists with them.

[pizall33]

This girl just comes off as a bitch

Generalizing about groups is lame, should we all just like the same stuff then no one would have to worry about being considered pretentious and no one would feel threatened by a different way of life.

[kconn455]

@pizall33 HIPSTER!!!

[Taped0uT1]

Ughhhhhh these people especially piss you off if your ACTUALLY into music.

[pwnshop1]

Hipsters seem like they're all a bunch of conceded arrogant fuckoffs. They go out of their way to be different, but everything they wear just makes them look awkward, and everything they listen to just fucking sucks. What the hell would be so great about being a hipster?

[JuliaHalfJew]

HAHAHA hilarious.

[SimonSays5995]

a real hipster wont admit they are and they dont play along with the with the mockery they take themselves too seriously.

[gaurdienshadow]

I like indie music, and I like to write short stories....damn it....

[talktal]

haha you guys ended this clip with the undertones! that actually is hip

[theocrimby]

Hipsters are tools.

[doncaballero69]

WHITE PEOPLE HAHHAHA

[ailm96094]

I thought hippies were hipsters! :`-)

[pnzzr]

The interviewer in this is hot!!

[DrKnow417]

It's not for me, it's for my kids. LOL!

[BarbieSlayerKnight]

2:00 ROBERT PATTINSON im moving there

[damnedcarrot]

hahaha so many angry hipsters commenting on this video. Sorry, this isn't actually a hipster handbook. Soulless drones, go find advice somewhere else to conform harder.

[AlexanderAndTheGreat]

Seriously people why do you care? Do what you want with your lives. There is no need to defend yourselves or judge others over something as trivial as your taste in things. If you like to listen to Built To Spill and eat tofu, do it! If you like to listen to Katy Perry and go to burger king, do it! If you're always worrying about what people are gonna think you're never going to be satisfied with life. Now, this video is a lighthearted piss take. So shut up and laugh at it you fucking idiots! :P

[granpuba]

Im am slowly learning that a hipster is someone that does any fucking thing... If you read books? you're a hipster, have a tatoo? You're a hipster..... Ride a bike? Damn Hipster... Listen to music a lot and sometimes play it? You are a hipster.... In order to not be considered a hipster you have to basically be dead... and not exist anymore...

[Wenindoubtukisscraig]

@granpuba Dead people are the hippest cause they're underground.

jajajaja i'm so funnay

[LaSenoritaManzana]

@Wenindoubtukisscraig That actually made me giggle :)

[kingsharksam]

@granpuba bawwwww

[DevylArmy]

@granpuba or follow mainstream by wearing abercombie shit and or aereopostale, also txt every single min on your blackberry and specify what are you doing on tweeter, oh yeah also hate on plp that is smarter than you.

[TombaFanatic]

@granpuba nope

If you admit to being a hipster, you're not a hipster.

Then again....it's ironic that the only way to not be a hipster is to claim you're a hipster....and irony means you're a hipster....soooo.....claiming to be a hipster makes you a hipster.

Yep, we're all hipsters.

[arsia00alex]

@TombaFanatic damn we're all fucked

[augusto5555]

@granpuba That's the spirit

[Rac665]

@granpuba

hahahahaha the joys of stereotyping.

[Antoblueveins]

@granpuba and dying would be ironic.. and thats makes you a hipster again.. hahah

[maskindg]

@granpuba fuck you, fucking hipster.

[verynice420]

@granpuba hipsters made everything gay

[Farhadje]

@granpuba Best. Comment. EVER.

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

@granpuba Hipsters are any one who does any thing and thinks that they are officially cooler and "hip"er than everyone else. thus the term "Hipster". (see also "asshole")

[TheBobsmithers]

@granpuba Its hard to define a hipster and this video has nothing to do with hipsters...Its just some mid-aged housewife from orange county asking stupid questions to regular people. The only video on youtube i found that has pinpointed hipsters is called 'Being a dickheads cool'.

I learned about hipsters bc i live in Vancouver, a yuppy modern city.

However trust me, hipsters suck and just pray they don't invade your city. Vancouver used to be good 5-10 yrs ago and then these dickheads arrived

[pojo205]

@granpuba

not entirely true, don't want to look like a hipster? pack on some muscle. I used to be a safety in football and i've maintained my gains, I can dress, act, breath, eat and sleep like a hipster all I want but as long as I keep my muscle i'll look like i'm with the wrong crowd. I don't know what it is about physiques and physical health to hipsters but none of them do it and none of them like it..

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

@granpuba you're just a mad hipster. nothing you explained in your comment describes a hipster

[NinjaCyborgJesus]

@granpuba See, Classic hipster.. because life is "Riding your bike listening to music that you might sometimes play read books and have tattoo's" See, individually they're nothing.. but mish-mash these little fuckers together and you'll get a Pretentious cock sucking hipster douche bag... it's not like all of those assholes have an IQ higher than 12.

[mancreep]

@granpuba This comment is a typical Hipster comment.

[CybernautZero]

@granpuba

Being a Hipster is being devoid of a mind. Being something other than you. It is doing and liking what is considered "cool". Which I really look down upon. I cannot stand sheepish mentalities. In reality, I do dress quite "different", but that is because I am genuinely into that sort of stuff. I like stuff with a dark,aggressive and cybernetic edge. I have no problem with people that are not like me, only with those that are not themselves.

[FuckTheSystemSideway]

@granpuba no, its a look more than a mentality. i ride a bike, play guitar, read alot, and yet wouldent be considered a hipster. People can spot hipsters

[AMTH9390]

@FuckTheSystemSideway do you read enough to know that a lot is two words not one?

[immortalx50]

@granpuba

why so butthurt?

[rodge2001]

@granpuba that's not true. a non-hipster can spot a hipster from a mile away. a hipster has trouble "fitting in".

[snake5807]

@granpuba u definitely a hipster

[keirandevlin123]

@granpuba Dying is too mainstream.

[plusmin09]

@granpuba Haha, funny, true post.

The ultimate deciding factor of a hipster is the tone in anything that they're doing. If they have a mustache or wear ridiculous clothes as some inside sarcastic joke, then they're a hipster. If they play shit music but but have the arrogant sheltered attitude to not admit that they need to improve and just call it "creative", they're a hipster. If they do anything and think it's better than everyone else, they're a hipster.

[MarleyyC]

"It's not for me... it's for my kids." AHAHAHAHA!!!

[ybrik222]

This video is rather rude, especially at 1:19...

[brklynmastab]

I remember when Williamsburg was the place no one wanted 2 be...

[Wotenkeld]

The last trend was terrible enough. Let this hipster shit die quickly... PLEASE.

[DAKMAIN]

"williamsburg is also a great place to score drugs."

[ackapollo]

Fuck Hipsters GO Hippies

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

@ackapollo But, like, ya know; what is existence anyway? I mean, I think, therefore I am - I think. But what if I'm like, ya know, wrong and shit? I'm not a hipster, I mean Gaaaaaaaaaawd! But if I don't exist maybe I'm like, ironically not a hipster? That would actually be kinda tubulary.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

@ackapollo Oh, man, I'm sorry dude. That was, like, supposed to be posted to granpuba, but I almost dropped my PBR and clicked the wrong button.

So like, anyway, I was listening to Grace before she was slick. Peace out, man.

[ScrapMetalBomb]

Hippies suck too.....fuck these fucking tree hugging brainwashed global warming fuck faced fucks.. Hipster=Yuppie without a job..lol

[notyourmartyr]

@ackapollo Hell no. Not defending hipsters or anythin, but HELL NO.

[MegaSupaFine]

It's not for me. It's for my kids. Lol.

[frymastermeat]

Hipsters make it hard for poor people like me. I wear my dads shitty old clothes and I drink PBR, but I've been doing that for years. Now it's fashionable. Fuck! How do I separate myself from these morons?

[mak3money22]

@frymastermeat just because you drink pbr and wear old clothes doesnt mean youre a hipster. it just means you wear old clothes and drink pbr, so stop labelling shit

[seagreendreams]

Being called a hipster is like the worst insult ever.

[moktarsphinx]

Best.Line.Ever: "...well, not really playing guitar, but having one in my room."

[indiekidsarefaggots]

That woman is perhaps one of the best female IRL trolls of all time.

[CDubSD]

Fuck hipsters. That is all.

[fragileth1ng]

"the further you go south, the better the crack" ain't that the truth!!!!!

[JekaReezy]

gay.

You can't call yourself a hipster.

That automatically doesn't make you one.

And hipsters DON'T play guitar.

[Jenneil08]

Hahahahah I LOVE it. So true.

[immortalxpulse]

people who call themselves hipsters, are not hipsters. 

[weasleherpies]

if you call yourself one, you're fucking retarted.

[dance689]

...wow

[NewPaltzIndie]

i dont see whats wrong with listening to indie bands or watching underground movies. if its something different to listen or watch its only natural.

[VASINGER]

its a lot of work, lol !

[JustJoshinYa54]

if you dont know how to be a "hipster" dont be a hipster!! if you dont know how to do a certain style, it is apparently not your style. instead of getting a stupid handbook, analyze yourself, your music, your personality and your taste. trust me, there's a category for everything. even if you dont know, dont stress. it just proves that you're unique.

[stephenpaultaylor]

She's adorable! I can't  believe there is a hipster handbook! This video is HILARIOUS!!

I just made a music video about a horrible Hipster Houseguest from Hell, check it out if you wanna!

[GroddGuerrilla]

Hammer Smashed Face isn't just a great death metal song, it's the only cure for hipsters. SMASH THEIR FUCKING FACE WITH A HAMMER!! The human race will thank you later.

[dhooppi]

nice eyes hostess.

[avalanchesoul]

if you rounded up all the people who make these videos into a room, no doubt they would sit around looking at everybody else thinking "what a bunch of hipsters!"

[ChristBurner]

............ok...wait.......fu­ck, is this real hahahi dont know whats happening :( fuck i dont think i got the joke...im a moron

[losermilkshake10]

hahaha this lady is hilarious