The Magic Bullet Sucks

[Ralleighen]

My left ear was uncertain what was going on :3

[howardkevinm]

things a piece of crap

[farewellnow]

lol, this is too true. wish i never bought this crap.

[RevelationGJS]

lol haha

[Shrumins]

no match for my MAGIC MULLET

[debzeppeliniv]

lmfao!!!

[voon100]

It's a good coffee grinder but that's all it's good for. If you like your food to resemble puke and baby food then BUY IT!

What a con and a piece of garbage!

[debzeppeliniv]

@voon100 hahaahaha

[MrInvincibleseth]

INFIDEL! BURN THE WITCH! 

[Shweet61]

Sooooo funny lmao

[Deke101]

I have two magic bullets. Got em on Ebay for about 30.00 apiece. I use them for every day. Great for health drinks and smoothies.

[silvRboLt95]

@Deke101 But bad for everything else, right?

[Deke101]

@silvRboLt95 What else is there?

[silvRboLt95]

@silvRboLt95 Excuse me, I meant to say foods.

[Thejammerkid]

i have a blender to

[silkpassionqt]

I HAVE THE NINJA MASTER PREP AND IS WAYYYYYYY BETTTERRR

[KyttieCyborg]

hahahahaha xD

[ebbadahl]

This was hilarious! :D

[toix48]

like 57 anahahahhahahaha

[Infectedwithboredom]

it's actually 3 payments of 33.95

Just saying.

[azu111]

@Infectedwithboredom LOLLL i love you

[crazyharry1190]

@Infectedwithboredom lmao

[mariobrosfan01]

@Infectedwithboredom its 33.33 just saying :)

[kuykcathy]

I own magic bullet. Great for drinks, crappy for chopping onions, celery or peppers. leaves chunks on bottom that still need to be cut by hand....whats the point? I do use it allof the time for margaritas or other fruit smoothie alcohol drinks. Great for that!....But I do own a cuinart blender that makes more at a time....lol!

[prettybrowneyes541]

It sure does!

[grovepar]

omg i laughed 4 about 3 mins. this is freakin hilarious. on the original it was like this: one, two, threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee seconds, and i didnt even use a knife. lmao!!!!!

[pauldan90]

dayum these nyukkaz is mad ill ! like fa real son that cat burnman is some dumbass quincy jones maafucka i mean come two dimesand 2 rhymes dont make a brother ignore some ignorant shiatzu maafucka in a laundroman cross the street noo sirr maafuckaz be glisening on bold head if they think Dnzel aint gettin a piece of chucky choclate bar

faa realll

[2035jim]

@pauldan90 Yo I don wanna go do some cuba divin.

[shockwave431]

one, two ,three, four, foive, ... , fifty-seven, fifty-eight !!

[Ibinherex3]

the magic bullet is great

[rey6190002]

fake

[MrDonTattalia]

@rey6190002 FAKE? really? you think so ? lol

[frankwhite432]

3 easy payments of $99.99!! lmao

[TheMonsters20]

@frankwhite432 its 33.33 99.99 is the whole price dweeb

[bonfire302]

@TheMonsters20 At the end it says in the bottom left corner ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95!!! Thats what he was talking about in his comment. Not about the actual commercial this video is based off of.

[TheMonsters20]

you rigged this video idiot

[superfreakinawesome8]

@TheMonsters20 noooooooooooooo really? lol

[DaKiLlEr46]

Hes australian. Thats how we say five.

[LuisReefTank]

fuovie.

[khizramaya]

FAKE

[izzypippin35]

1-800-ITS-SCAM

[xHxCxNinjaxTurtlesx]

I used mine for cutting up body parts so i can flush them down the toilet

[cyborgtroy]

@xHxCxNinjaxTurtlesx - But most body parts don't fit in that little cup, you need the Magic Saw to hack them up into small bits first!

[twifreak12345]

hahaha damn tht was funny as hell

[Zolega89]

rip off of the ultimate chopper

[hockeyislyfee]

ROFLMFAO

[MeepsXD]

Dildo

[kp0z]

This video is fucken gay

[labaizs]

lmfao! :D

[thehaloassassin1]

hahahahahahaahahahahahah roflmao 57

[nuuggy]

HAHHAH foive lol wtf..i can chop onions faster than that

[szqsk8]

None m of these Bullet products are worth the money! They aren't even UL-approved so they are an electrical hazard as well. The product itselfight be cheap but it's the extras where they screw ya. Excessive shipping charges and they charge individual shipping charges for all of that "free" crap they pile on. By the time you're done you're $150 in the hole. Buy this stuff at the chain drug stores that way you can return it for a refund cuz you won't get it from the Bullet company.

[hollaythevampgurl123]

58 SECONDS!

[kingmula2]

LOL

[zeldafreak701]

lol "Foyve"

[SpiritSayamon]

haha so true

[Mirlynne]

Magic bullets are cheaply made- DON"T BUY THEM. I'm on my second one and it just broke also.

[KimberlinaLynn]

@Mirlynne - If your first one broke, why did you get a second one?

[Mirlynne]

@KimberlinaLynn because they don't give refunds, foo

[CriticizingYou]

I love how he says 5 (Fuhhhh-ive)

[GreekDiva89]

omg i pissed myself lol

[UltimateGingerBalls]

you guys suck and the magic bullet rules

[uarereadingthis]

fuck you

[woodcarver9000]

Fuuive

[WorldInFlamesAgain]

The Magic Bullet should be sold for no more than $15. Any more and it's a complete con.

[zeldafreak701]

he held it for longer than a second. Geez.

[Bri2938]

this video has been edited coz its not the same voice

[HeroesRox5]

thanks for the update :|

[bizzle187]

thanks sherlock.

[scrapei]

no shit.. it's supposed to be funny. lol

[bukakee1]

lol

[smariiie]

AHahahhahahhaha (;

[VickyTyler]

Mmmm.. Weed!

[HeroesRox5]

no?

[iCheval]

@17MoonGlorious17 nice idea

[MaxTheWhite1]

@17MoonGlorious17

OMG dude thats the best comment ever ! GRATZ ! Ill use for that too, great idea ! :D

[Eliz279009]

@17MoonGlorious17 BEST IDEA EVER! why didn't i think of that

[pauldan90]

@17MoonGlorious17 damn you dope nyukkaz is crazy i mea for real dogg..fucks a brotha gotta do to get some of that Quincy Jones chronic up in this bitch

i mean fi yo boys sellin i can prolly ccome get some but i aint got no gas right now

[jamietrhcp17]

@pauldan90 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA REALLY?!

[myotherhalf33]

@17MoonGlorious17 you're the fuckin man.

i have a Cuisinart for that. so true.

[dixiejewell]

@17MoonGlorious17 LOL  does it really chop up ur weed???

[NoobsAreUsh]

@dixiejewell LOL I've actually used the Magic Bullet to chop up weed, and fuck it works nice hahaha

[debzeppeliniv]

@NoobsAreUsh OMG TOO FUNNY

[xdjvenomx]

Foive stars!

[Bbturtle35]

mine makes an awkward sound when i use it to make smoothies

[quitejaded]

Does it? I don't think mine makes much sound.

[Bbturtle35]

it made a normal sound before but now the sound is different and sounds more louder

[xochelsayyxo]

HAHAHAHa niceeeeeee!!!!!!! hahhaha seriously that was great

[papi18chulo91]

it sucks that bad?

[Masterpivot292]

LOL

[claracrazy2008]

ooone, twoooo, three, fouuuur, foooiiive... fifty seven, FIFTY EIGHT SECONDS! XD

[anderalex129]

LOLLLz 5 stars

[TatiAnaMou]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG I PISSED MYSELF!!!! this is soooo funny!!!

[kungfujellybean]

I bought one of these peices of shit for my ex. Needless to say it was a waste of money.

[CoolTDIguy815]

Sounds like an MLIA.

[kungfujellybean]

You lost me....

Acronym?

[WingsMarioDS]

@CoolTDIguy815 My Life is Average too!

[murphj4]

Well done. LOL

[ThePhoenixFeather]

lol they do milk that last second when they count those. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

(3 seconds later)

there we go! 5 second garlic!

[Ijustneedthatsong]

hehe

[Goldberg1337]

Nice!

[volkswagengt1]

may as well get a food processor

[virajisnotfat]

lmfaooooooooo lol that was hilarious

[Bhakthi7]

lol. sarcasm much

btw i like it though

[duchaneaux]

foive! hahaha

[glamergirl321]

LOL1

[themonster36]

58 seconds, thats not too bad

[Rickles]

5 minutes to figure out what you can make with it, 5 minutes to round up the ingredients, 58 seconds to blend, and you could have just broken the eggs, and stirred while they were in the pan. adding ingredients as they cooked. It's the worlds most dangerous spinny toy.

[looow]

lol

[criticalacclaim6661]

LOL!!!

[seroptach08]

lol

[cardboardDRAGONS]

lmao

[pacamaster98]

lol

foive XD

[aplayaz2000]

wow this magic bullet sucks, takes long

[spotdathief]

loll

[PhiresProductions]

A 59 SECOND MEAL!

[FindTheBody]

it's dubbed. relax.

[madmanis12345]

unfortunately the voice over is more accurate than the original

[BecauseICan34]

I have one, I just use it to make shakes. It's shit for everything else.

[lorddrag140]

get a nu-wave...we have one.they came from a commercial,and they work great.

[mentar101]

You can change your name legally. lol

[elaysha842]

when he say 1234, 1=5 2=5 3=6 4=5

[GoBlue208]

What are you talking about?

[elaysha842]

im saying the seconds 1 sec = 5 seconds

[Frydrik]

Voice over.

[shinshokulc]

lololololololol

[TripleAGamer]

This video is right about the magic bullet except for the fact that it breaks before you can even chop anything! (and I've had one before)

[moegreenproductions]

the magic bullet is the greatest invention of our time

[Mauisnake]

Obviously fake rofl.

[Iori400]

Billy Mays vs Vince Offer vs Nick w/ Mimi vs Ron

09/09/09

[Willianatior]

Vince slap chops them all and beats up Mimi

[Iori400]

Billy Mays goes for the chair shot on NIck!

Vince and Billy choke each other!!

[DaCaSh100]

Too bad Billy Mays is dead =(

[Iori400]

NO!!!!! X( BIlly MAYS!!! T.T First michael JAckson and now Billy mays

[Hperman09]

don't 'forget Farrah Fawcett

[Iori400]

Revised:

Vince Offer vs Nick/Mimi vs Ron Popeil vs Chef Tony

(In honor of billy mays)

09/09/09

[Yumyumtuna]

LOL

[pentogram23]

but i wanted a strawberry shake..!!!!

[PositiveLastAction]

OMG that had me laughing!!! Good stuff!!!

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[Lazermuffin]

FOIVE

[piecrust8]

I have it and it's epic.

[minicrush]

Thanks,but I'll stick with my slap chop.

[miafey21]

...has anyone ever noticed that in the infomercial they say that you'll never have to dirty a pot or pan but you would have to in order to cook whatever you use the Bullet for?

[barod1]

im guessing they mean that while choping/dicing jucing and shit you wont need a pot or pan.

[Wayn0rX]

barod1: have you ever used a pan to chop/dice/juice anything?

[barod1]

no... lol i see your point

[quasda]

I got mine clearance at Canadian Tire for 30$.

[TangyTangMan]

3 payments of 99.95 isnt easy. THats really expensive

[TK17000]

No shit.

[kittkatt032]

Thats why you go on ebay and buy one new like i did for 52.00 plus shipping.

[myrababygirl]

does it really work?????

[kittkatt032]

Haven't used mine enough to know, but i do know it will chop the heck out of ice.

[Panda4101]

omg! that is sooo DOUBED OVER! THAT VID IS CRAP!

[BioMessiah]

This made my day! hahaha 5/5

[9449154]

one....two....three....four...­.foive..LOL

[gologabob]

hope they make a will it blend magic bullet

[LTTVProductions]

mine broke and caught on fire when i tried to grind ice...

[allisbrawlguy2]

lol im sry to hear that...

[polisci72]

I bought something like the magic bullet for $80.00 less at Walgreens and it works just the same. My sister bought the magic bullet and yes it only works for small things. I use it for smoothies, frozen coffee and to make baby food, which beats having to use the big blender and other manual devices used out there to make baby food which run about $20.00 or more and are not electrical. But paying 99.95 + tax+shipping and handling is too much.

[doorsnares]

why would you magic bullet that shit when you could slap chop that shit

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

exactly lol

[hootergirlsrhot]

hahaha 3 easy parments $99.99

[xXVietChineseXx]

99.95

[hootergirlsrhot]

mybad 4 cents off

[vinh32y]

will it blend? today we blending the magic bullet led bullet smoke dont breathe this bro!

[WuhdaLoseR]

Ahaha. I have one. They're great for making smoothies :)

[sesti21]

yeah for deserts olny thing its good for

[sst1]

The Magic Bullet sucks major ass. I think the model they used on the infomercial has a jet engine because the one I have has less power than a fucking vibrator. My dad bought one and he's never used it, I tried it once, and realized he got ripped off.

[EnchantixEnergy]

hehe love my magicbullet T.T

[midnitecarousel]

hahaha good video edit. Hilarious. It seems like the magic bullet is only good for mixing powdered drinks, like protein shakes; which is what a buddy of mine uses his for.

[slimebuck]

Good try, but your transition between the looped footage needs work

there is a weird blur with the guys hand when the video goes from the end of the loop back to the beginning of the loop.. totally noticeable and totally gives it away.

You could fix this by going in and adjusting each frame of the transition, then just re use that transition.

Not trying to rag on you, and say it sucks, but just trying to point out the areas that need improvement so you can spot them and grow as an artist.

[jesuitx]

Thanks for the advice. You know, most people usually criticize my awful voiceover...

[Roaddawg71]

The voice over wasn't actually that bad.

[nintendoforever1995]

that was the funniest video EVER!!!! good job my dude!!! good job!!!

[Ketsui]

FOIVE.

[Zaetix]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!