Poorly Cookin' w/the King Episode 1

[Deimozac]

I lolled to this: "Oh my fucking bread just hit the floor" :-D

[Xenzorg]

he really need to reboot this

[geico39]

I'm gonna make this tomorrow.

[Blursties]

It's 5 in the morning and I have to leave for a meeting hungry as fuck.

Thanks Phil, thanks. hahaha I guess it's my fault.

[CRONOSAIRSOFT]

oh and theres no profound language block

[CRONOSAIRSOFT]

the food network expects you to know what there talking about, dsp doesnt give a fuck if its perfect WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S WINNING FOOD CHANNEL?!?!?!?!?!

[koreangangstakid]

its 3:46 am, 2 years later and i still get hungry watching these.

[TheKoreanSeabass]

@koreangangstakid you aint gangsta son

[SonTyp84]

@TheKoreanSeabass nigga what u just said

[Spredzable]

Im actually here to find something to make for breakfast :D

[kombat200]

@Spredzable

Lol, same here. Couldn't decide what to make, so I made the choice of seeing if DSP could help me decide

[Spredzable]

@kombat200 i made it, and it was probably the best breakfast in years! :)

[markaup]

im making dis

[Doorstop1227]

This is my first time watching this series, and I love it! It's very practical, please bring it back DSP!

[lynnbelford217]

Throw grease outside

[lynnbelford217]

@JohnRamb0Presents WTF JOHN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

[Doorstop1227]

@lynnbelford217 Dude, I'm pretty sure that guys a poser.

[ivann119]

37 people can't cook

[reepaz3]

37 people tried to flip their eggs with something other than a spatula.

[thetimebomb100]

mhhh it's so delicious

[gamingdonnie]

Guess what i just made :D

[Morgo3Q]

dude wtff 3 SANDWITCHES?? i luv u

[letplayerteam2011]

bahahahahah

[Moviewhiz1]

I trust DSP with cooking more than anyone on the Food Network.

[CaitlinRawr101]

This is why I eat medallion bacon, in which each slice is circular and there is no fat! Amazing, right? XD

[MrGamemaster11111]

DSP should really bring this series back.

[XEziOXxx]

17:35 casting spells haha :)

[TheBestGameIsSkyrim]

whats that thing that keeps on bouncing off of DSP's chest?

[NoWee5000]

@TheBestGameIsSkyrim its the lens cap

[MRWarhero77]

u have to slam it slowly on the stove and then u crack it w/ ur fingers

[TheSilentFaux]

oh my god bacon eggs n cheese... I want some of that now. :D

[logitechbreath10]

he said Jesus Christ and the toaster worked!!

[NTimberland18]

Miss this series..

[TheWoWRevelation]

5:49, is that socket surprised? :PPPP

[TheMastaBeef]

Plug socket looking really shocked @6:00

[Snurgle7burgle]

Hey Phil I've been watching your videos for years now and am just now seeing this but I wanted to thank you for showing me how to cook bacon eggs etc. since no one else has so thanks for what you do

[ColinDDC]

Looked like warmed bread rather than toast imo lol

[TheAsianKid29]

lol phil's a gamer, he doesn't have time to melt butter!

[salmaabas]

DSP forever!!!



[aidaneinstein]

5:46 OMG Plug

[joshua8712101]

14:07 porn magazine

[chiefdunn99]

i just cook the bacon in the microwave :I

[BloodTimmay499]

save the the grease and pout it in plastic container's :D best idea ever

[ModderRhu87]

burnt bacon is actually delicious xD

[JSTAR150]

BRING THIS BACK PHIL, PLEASE

[pwner347]

moar cooking with the king

[THEPWNCALLISFORYOU]

That's not even bacon.

[nicolalibero93]

American cooking is shit. Italian food for EVER! Spaghetti, cannelloni, lasagne, anelletti, all kinds of pasta. PIZZA, real fucking pizza! The icecream, the coffee, sweets, everithing is better... Love USA anyway :)

[silverstar8001]

the spark plug looks like a odd face lol ☺

[riceball23]

Ew lol floor bread.

[litesydemark]

When u gonna make more bro?

[HmongFighter]

should just put the greeze in the trash bag and just throw it away

[Quyon2]

Im 11 and I love cooking

[lilmoneybags18]

@Quyon2 same bro

[Celeron525]

LOL, One time I slammed the egg on my stove and the entire thing fuckin broke and there was egg shit all over it

[Warioz54]

we need more of these videos! I miss a lot the cooking time!

[MegaShanked]

Man i miss these 

[MyGamerGroup]

I WANT TO NOM NOM NOM ON THOSE SANDWICES *drooling*



[Ryutarockz]

This is Actually really fun to watch :)

[yen2292]

everytime i watch cookin with the king my mouth gets super watery lol

[Minimedic12]

i love these vids

[steveoahr]

bacon?? those are full-blown fat strips. good thing you used that "natural organic" canola oil....

[aaronfulee321x]

Tongs!!they can do anything(like fliping bacon)!

[mr2prince1]

That toaster sucks, I've never seen a toaster that takes 3 mins to pop 2 pieces of bread and then it comes out not even toasted...

[stiliqn007]

LOOL the plug XD

he's like

/O.O\

[ps3tna]

Actually i think all toasters are like that because my family has had like 10 toasters since i was born and if they are too hot you cant push them down the one we have now actually make a little buzzing noise basically letting you know you have to wait a second

[juggernaut725]

COME ON DICK MORE DSP TRIES IT

[mrnader135]

IT'S BACAAAAAN

[cloverfield102]

Epic Phil Time!

[lynnbelford217]

TURKEY BACON NEXT TIME

[crioman1]

did anyone else smell bacon watching this or was it just me

[goku21060]

@crioman1 lmao I did wow xD

[theguy717]

Nice toilet water. Very fancy.

[AirSoftFan1231]

turkey bacon has almost no fat too

[americanstereomaster]

the eggs are like perfect

[b7ray32]

lol at send me your negative comments

[MrManiac8]

u can hardly see the meat on the bacon. its covered with fat!!!

[armymannoah98]

OMG ur making me so hungry

[csfiol]

good shit lol

[csfiol]

@thekingoffoodhd shut up foods food

[sugargliderpal203]

uhhh whats with the magazines by the toilet 0_0 is he doing what i think he's doing

[kiddlediddle]

Eg Likar!

[Dagekk968]

Man I missed cooking with the king, I really would like to support a DSP cooking show.

[zakufighter]

I have that toaster lol

[ThekingofcodHD]

Cross contamination much with the bread and bacon much??

[MrBenjaminshow]

@ThekingofcodHD ikr?

[TheCraftyZebra]

@Leeyoon1993 were the fuck you do you pour it then the garbage? That shit stinks or outside I'm sure that much better for the earth.

[Leeyoon1993]

@TheCraftyZebra Youre supposed to recycle it. Its illegal to even pour grease down your drains here

[killpeek]

the pooper!!!... really!!!!.. ROLF!!!... 

[assassino547]

I hate fatty bacon -(

[lynnbelford217]

@assassino547 turkey bacon is not that greasy

[mrnader135]

@5:45 nice outlet

[thisparticularuser]

Holy shit man, it's just a fucking bacon and egg sandwich, going through every minor detail wasn't really necessary.

[cashmoneysf]

your food would have been cold by the time you were done yapping

[Leeyoon1993]

Putting grease down the drain is horrible for the environment

[TheKungfusteve]

@Leeyoon1993 fuck your nature nigguh

[HaloCaveMan]

I used too watch this before I'd go to school.... Good vids! + It makes me hungry...

[AK47Master512]

should have gave that bacon to epic meal time they would have jugged that shit right down

[Negenity]

34 people tried to flip an egg with a fork xD

[jblast8]

why do you need 2 hands to flip bacon OR eggs?

[SteveO4785]

@jblast8 Thats what I was wondering, but I think hes more referring to the multitasking part of it more than doing it one handed. Multitasking while trying to flip an egg is a bitch.

[0GreyCat0]

Epic Meal time with DSP!!! YEAH!!!

NEXT TIME WE OWN SOME NOOBS IN SF WITH BACON!!!

[789123Y]

I sense a Michelin star here.

[allnamesaretaken100]

"Obviously you need a spatula to flip your eggs, duh....don't be an asshole" LOL

[obscurumbm]

AMALGAMATING



[CrankMeUpAlot]

HE'S FUNNY, HE CAN COOK, AND HE'S UNEMPLOYED BUT LIVING A RICH LIFESTYLE, HES THEKINGOFHATE!

[pokerunbeat]

are you serious man cracking eggs is the easiest task not the hardest task

[CoolVids19]

9:00 "Now, Your cooking with Power!"

[irongiant0]

It's 12:12 AM and I have begun cooking this

[sonicjonathansonic]

The floor's not clean.After you steped on it! .

[lynnbelford217]

try using turkey bacon its ALOOOOOOOOOOOT leaner and its a lot easier to take apartin the package

[HeyDanHere]

i dont care if its 1 30 in the morning im making this fucking sandwich

[XxNASx215xX]

"I sound like fuckin Emeril; I'm an asshole" lmao

[XiaoGia96]

Damn, i missed these vids :(

[XXchumba]

Lol djmixmac talks shit on every dsp vid what a loser haaaa

[358thorn]

This is the new Gangsta Kitchen.

[187829]

5:50 the plug seems to be scared of dsp cracking an egg lol

[187829]

5:50 the plug seems to be scared of dsp cracking an egg lol

[gamerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs9]

yummy

[djmixmac]

Even his hands look fat! Overweight , Single, and Unemployed, poor DSP.

[DanEraser]

@djmixmac What are you talking about? You obviously dont know anything about him. He talked alot about the single thing, he gets money for doing what he LOVES to do, he hangs out with friends and goes to alot of conventions and you say poor DSP? Wow dude.....

[RipperRapperofficial]

@djmixmac hes a great guy dont fuck with him hes also not overweight he pretty health it just alittle bit of chubby to him but not tons like some guys so dont say that shit about him damn, your just talking about yourself i bet @djmixmac

[HeAdFuLLOfBullEts]

@djmixmac Poor talking for somebody who hates on youtube.. lol fail

[lkrauss100]

id bet 100 dollars that the toaster was fine and the button had to be pushed down further and not slapped down like he was doing.

[ushiwakamaru30]

Alright fuck it, I'll just ask: does anyone approximately how many calories are in this meal, not including any drinks. I said 2000 but I think it's more than that. 6 slices of white bread should have 480 calories alone.

[djmixmac]

Overweight guy, no wonder, DSP eats very unhealthly dude. Fast foods, processed foods, and alot of sugar.

[ushiwakamaru30]

@djmixmac I swear I was just about to post saying the same thing. I work out for 1 hour, 7 days a week, and I keep my diet under 2000 calories/day. Just watching this video made me wanna puke. That meal must've been at least 2000 calories if not more. No wonder he gets fatter every time we see him. Typical path to obesity. Maybe DSP's next project should be "The Biggest Loser". I can already imagine how it's gonna go: "I'm blocking, I swear!"

[Writtenjustice]

@ushiwakamaru30 He probably thinks about that from time to to time but it doesn't really matter for him in the long run. Perhaps he's happy with his shape. At least he's not obese.

[ushiwakamaru30]

@Writtenjustice if you go back to his first videos where he started revealing himself, or when he was still competing in the ST scene back in the days, you'd notice that he gradually gains weight and that he's well on his way to obesity. You can't sit on your couch most of the day playing video games, hardly exercise if ever, eat 5000 calorie meals and think you'll just be "husky" most of your life. Most obese people weren't always obese; they got there gradually.

[Writtenjustice]

@ushiwakamaru30 Only time will tell. One thing's for sure; he might know that you don't have to be in exceptionally good shape to be content with life (though for me, it feels good to be in shape).

[blazzing4321]

dsp's farts smell like scrambled eggs!

[tjock18]

if u watched the 2010 vgas, u would find ass creed even more funny

[vashfrosamurai]

@tjock18 lol ass creed

[b09h]

one handed cooking, respect

[IHeart16Bit]

Holy shit that looks amazig right now

[xThunderxWolfx]

fatty bacon is good. you can feel it clogging your arteries

[sinisan14]

HEY GUYS I DOWNLOADED ASS.CREED BROTHERHOOD IN ITA/RUS LANGUAGE. CAN SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME OR SEND ME A LINK FOR A FIX OR PATCH FOR ENGLISH LANG!

[pavelcernik]

@sinisan14 yes the fix is called buy the game

[sinisan14]

@pavelcernik HAHAHAHAHA no.

[pavelcernik]

@sinisan14 actually yeah it works

[157ROOKIE]

@sinisan14 , nice i played assassin's creed 2 too. just not ASS CREED. LOLZ no hard feelings.

[sinisan14]

@157ROOKIE None taken, i just saved time typing ass.creed faster than A-S-S-A-S-S-I-N-S in such short notice.

[torberen]

yes!!!!! gansta kitchen

[stiliqn007]

i made the :D same sandwiches with some exceptions for the cheese,but they needed salt

on a score from 1/10 i give the sandwiches an 8 

[TexasHoldMe87]

the powerpoint was lookin like phil...wtf are you doin???

[neogigo]

Why didnt use the bacon fat to cook the eggs..

[sinisan14]

@CORTEZTHEGANGSTER THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL COMMENT GANGSTA AND YES I DO HAVE MORE QUESTIONS WITH OBVIOUS ANSWERS: ARE YOU DUMB? OBVIOUSLEY YES! ARE YOU FUNNY VERY MUCH FUNNY INDEED. P.S. IF YOU THOUGHT YOUR COMMENT IS GOING TO GET THE MOST LIKES, YOU SHOULD START TO CRY IN ADVANCE.

YOUR GOOD FRIEND SINISA.

[shotgungunshot]

@sinisan14 I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO ISN'T IT AWESOME AND NOT THE LEAST BIT ANNOYING. YEAH IM ANGRY CUZ I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I NEED CAPS TO PROVE IM ANGRY CUZ CALLING SOMEONE STUPID DOSN'T SHOW IM ANGRY.ANGER

[anto0561]

FIRST PERSON COOKING!!

[Voltureeee]

thumbs up if you want to eat phils food :D

[stiliqn007]

:D before i finished the video,my stomach was rawring

[LEGOARMYPRODUCTIONS1]

ummmm this makes me hungry

[ahmedsa0]

Bacon too fatty? must be a life bug. lol

[MrJTerra13]

i had to dislike,cuz i was hungry when i watched this -.-

[khieu123456]

wow awesome comedy video

[nintendo1941]

dude burnt bacon is the beast and the fat is like the best part!

[Dumbeldork]

that bacon is mostly fat holy shit. I enjoyed this episode.

[loperaster09]

When the toaster didn't worked I was like 'Yay' because now he can't blame a game developer cause HE needs to buy a new toaster. Lol.

[RRReviews]

if the food taste good, i dont care about looks.

[JDMcrazyFM]

Good video. :) Sandwiches look yummy.

[thefinalchurro]

@JDMcrazyFM lol FDchick?? I didn't know you liked DSP :O

[JDMcrazyFM]

@thefinalchurro Found this through a friend lol... :)

[milkmanface13]

the reason your toaster wont work is because all toasters toast toast

[9innail]

This was the second run of the video. The first one had a steamer in the toilet.

[shallowsheep]

jesus christ toaster !!

[IloveDOTAo]

@rofl0bot

then dont watch the videos fuck face

[zombiekiller897]

phil got some porno in his bathroom hehehehe >:P